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(man) Do you find me sadistic?
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You know, Kiddo...
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...I'd like to believe...
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...you're aware enough, even now...
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...to know that there's nothing sadistic...
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...in my actions.
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At this moment...
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...this is me...
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...at my most masochistic.
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Bill.
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It's your ba...
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(woman) Looked dead, didn't I?
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Well, l wasn't.
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But it wasn't from lack of trying,
l can tell you that.
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Actually, Bill's last bullet
put me in a coma -
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a coma l was to lie in for four years.
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When l woke up, l went on what
the movie advertisements refer to as
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"a roaring rampage of revenge."
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l roared, and l rampaged,
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and l got bloody satisfaction.
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l've killed a hell of a lot of people
to get to this point,
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but l've only one more.
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The last one.
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The one l'm driving to right now.
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The only one left.
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And when l arrive at my destination,
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l am gonna kill Bill.
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(♪ instrumental)
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(woman) The incident that happened
at the Two Pines Wedding Chapel
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that put this whole gory story into motion
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has since become legend.
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"Massacre at Two Pines."
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That's what the newspapers called it.
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The local TV news called it,
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"The El Paso, Texas
Wedding Chapel Massacre."
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How it happened, who was there,
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how many got killed
and who killed them -
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changes depending on
who's telling the story.
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In actual fact, the massacre didn't
happen during a wedding at all.
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It was a wedding rehearsal.
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Now, when we come
to the part where l say,
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"You may kiss the bride,"
you may kiss the bride.
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But don't stick your tongue in her mouth.
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(laughter)
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This might be funny to your friends,
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but it would be embarrassing
to your parents.
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(laughter continues)
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We'll try to restrain ourselves, Reverend.
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Y'all got a song?
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How about "Love Me Tender"?
l can play that.
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- Sure.
- Yeah.
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"Love Me Tender" would be great.
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Rufus - he's the man.
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Rufus, who was that
that you used to play for?
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Rufus Thomas.
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Rufus Thomas.
Rufus Thomas.
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l was a Drell. l was a Drifter.
l was a Coaster.
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l was part of the Gang.
l was a Barkay.
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lf they come through Texas,
l done played with 'em.
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Rufus - he's the man.
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- Have l forgotten anything?
- Um...
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Oh yes, you forgot, uh,
the seating arrangements.
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- Thank you, Mother.
- Yes.
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Now, the way we normally do this -
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we have the bride's side,
and then we have the groom's side.
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But since the bride
ain't got nobody comin',
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and the groom's got
far too many people comin'...
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Well, yeah, they're comin'
all the way from Oklahoma.
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Right...
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Well, l don't see no problem with...
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...the groom's side
sharing the bride's side.
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- Do you, Mother?
- l don't have a problem with that.
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But, uh...
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Honey, you know, it would be good
if you had somebody come.
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You know, as a sign of good faith?
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Well, l don't have anybody...
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...except for Tommy and my friends.
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- You have no family?
- Well, l'm workin' on changing that.
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Mrs. Harmony, we're all the family
this little angel's ever gonna need.
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l'm not feeling very well,
and this bitch is starting to piss me off.
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So while y'all blather on,
l'm gonna go outside and get some air.
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OK. Um, uh, Reverend, sorry, uh...
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- She's gonna go out and get some air.
- Yeah. Given her delicate condition...
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She just needs a few minutes
to get it together. She'll be OK.
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(Reverend) Right...
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(♪ flute)
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Hello, Kiddo.
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- How did you find me?
- l'm the man.
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What are you doin' here?
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What am l doin'?
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Well...
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...moment ago l was playin' my flute.
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At this moment...
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...l'm lookin' at the most beautiful bride
these old eyes have ever seen.
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- Why are you here?
- Last look.
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- Are you gonna be nice?
- l've never been nice in my whole life.
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But l'll do my best to be sweet.
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Hmm.
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l always told you...
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...your sweet side is you best side.
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l guess that's why you're
the only one who's ever seen it.
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- So you got a bun in the oven.
- Hmm.
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- l'm knocked up.
- Jeez, Louise.
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That young man of yours sure doesn't
believe in wasting time, does he?
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Have you seen Tommy?
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- Big guy in the tux?
- Yes.
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Then l saw him.
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l like his hair.
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You promised you'd be nice.
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No, l said l'd do my best.
That's hardly a promise.
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But you're right.
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What does your young man
do for a living?
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He owns a used record store
here in El Paso.
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- Ah. Music lover, eh?
- He's fond of music.
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Aren't we all?
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And what are you doing
for a J-O-B these days?
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l work in the record store.
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Aso.
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lt all suddenly seems so clear.
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- Do you like it?
- Yeah. l like it a lot, smartass.
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l get to listen to music all day...
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...talk about music all day.
lt's really cool.
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lt's gonna be a great environment
for my little girl to grow up in.
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As opposed to jetting around the world,
killing human beings,
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and being paid vast sums of money?
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Precisely.
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Well, my old friend...
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...to each his own.
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However, all cockblockery aside...
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l am looking forward
to meeting your young man.
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l happen to be, more or less,
particular whom my gal marries.
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- You want to come to the wedding?
- Only if l can sit on the bride's side.
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You'll find it a bit lonely on my side.
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Your side always was a bit lonely.
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But l wouldn't sit anywhere else.
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You know...
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...l had the loveliest dream about you...
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Oh, here's Tommy!
Call me Arlene.
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- You must be Tommy!
- Uh-huh.
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Arlene's told me so much about you.
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- Honey, you OK?
- Oh, l'm fine.
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Tommy, l'd like you to meet my father.
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Oh, my God!
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Oh, my God, this is great!
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l'm so glad to meet you, sir... uh, Dad.
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The name's Bill.
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Well, it's great to meet you... Bill.
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- Arlene told me you couldn't make it.
- Surprise.
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That's my pop for ya.
Always full of surprises.
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Well, in the surprise department...
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...the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
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- When did you get in?
- Just now.
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- Did you come straight from Australia?
- Of course.
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Daddy, l told Tommy that you were
in Perth mining for silver, and...
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...no one could reach you.
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Lucky for us all, that's not the case.
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So...
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What's this all about?
l've heard of wedding rehearsals,
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but l don't believe l've ever heard of
a wedding dress rehearsal before.
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We thought,
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"Why pay so much money for a dress
you're only going to wear once?"
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Especially when Arlene looks
so goddamn beautiful in it.
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So, l think we're going to try to get
all the mileage we can out of it.
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lsn't it supposed to be bad luck
for the groom to see the bride
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in her wedding dress
before the ceremony?
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Well, l guess l just believe
in living dangerously.
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l knowjust what you mean.
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(Reverend) Son.
Some of us have places to be.
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(Rufus) Sure do.
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Look, we got to go through this one
more time. So, why don't you have a s...
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Oh, my God. What am l thinking?
You should give her away!
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Tommy, that's not exactly
Daddy's cup of tea.
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l think Father would be
much more comfortable
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- sitting with the rest of the guests.
- Hmm. Really?
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That's asking a lot.
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Oh. OK.
Well, forget it.
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But how about we go out
to dinner tonight to celebrate?
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Only on the condition that
l pay for everything.
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Deal. We got to do this now.
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- Can l watch?
- Absolutely. Have a seat.
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- Which is the bride's side?
- Right over here.
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(Reverend) Mother, here we go!
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Now son, about them vows...
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(♪ guitar)
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Bill...
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- l just want...
- You don't owe me a damn thing.
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lf he's the man you want...
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...then go stand by him.
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- Do l look pretty?
- Oh, yes.
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Thank you.
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(Reverend) What the hell?
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(screaming)
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(bride) No! Bill!
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(machine gunfire)
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(barking)
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(bells toll)
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(bird chirps)
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You tellin' me she cut her way through
88 bodyguards before she got to O-Ren?
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Nah, there wasn't really 88 of 'em.
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They just call themselves
"The Crazy 88"
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- How come?
- l don't know.
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l guess they thought it sounded cool.
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Anyhow, they all fell
under her Hanzo sword.
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- She got a Hanzo sword?
- He made one for her.
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Didn't he swear a blood oath
to never make another sword?
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lt would appear he has broken it.
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Them Japs sure know how
to hold a grudge, don't they?
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Or maybe...
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...you just tend
to bring that out in people.
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l know this is a ridiculous question
before l ask it,
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but you haven't, by any chance,
kept up with your... swordplay?
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l, um...
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(belches) l pawned that years ago.
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You hocked a Hattori Hanzo sword?
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Yep.
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lt was priceless.
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Well, not in El Paso, it ain't.
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ln El Paso, l got me $250 for it.
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l'm a bouncer in a titty bar, Bill.
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(sniffs)
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lf she wants to fight with me, all she's
got to do is come to the club
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and start some shit,
and we'll be in a fight.
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l know we haven't spoken in some time,
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and the last time we spoke
wasn't the most pleasant,
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but you've got to get over
being mad at me,
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and start becoming afraid of (bleep),
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because she is coming,
and she's coming to kill you.
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And unless you accept my assistance,
l have no doubt she will succeed.
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l don't dodge guilt, and l don't Jew
out of paying my comeuppance.
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Can't we just... forget the past?
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That woman...
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...deserves her revenge.
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And...
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...we deserve to die.
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But then again...
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...so does she.
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So l guess...
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...we'll just see.
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Won't we?
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(♪ distant music)
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(♪ Spanish music)
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Late again.
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Budd, can't you tell time?
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There ain't nobody in here, man.
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- (man) ls that Budd?
- Yeah.
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(man) Tell him to get
his fucking ass back here!
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OK.
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Budd, Larry'd like a word with ya.
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00:19:06,513 --> 00:19:09,557
Take a hit.
Be somebody, baby.
250
00:19:18,817 --> 00:19:20,651
You looking for me?
251
00:19:26,658 --> 00:19:30,370
l don't know what car wash
you worked before you came here
252
00:19:30,454 --> 00:19:33,873
that let you stroll in 20 minutes late,
but it wasn't owned by me
253
00:19:33,957 --> 00:19:36,584
- and l own a fuckin' car wash.
- Do you want me to leave?
254
00:19:36,668 --> 00:19:39,003
No, l don't want you to leave.
l want you to sit and wait.
255
00:19:39,088 --> 00:19:41,005
Larry...
256
00:19:41,965 --> 00:19:45,093
...there ain't nobody out there, so...
257
00:19:45,177 --> 00:19:49,180
(slurring) "There's nobody
out there, Larry."
258
00:19:50,641 --> 00:19:52,683
What's your point?
259
00:19:52,768 --> 00:19:57,480
- That you're not needed here?
- My point is...
260
00:19:57,564 --> 00:20:02,110
...l'm the bouncer, and there
ain't nobody out there to bounce.
261
00:20:02,194 --> 00:20:05,488
You're saying that the reason...
262
00:20:05,572 --> 00:20:09,575
...that you're not doing the job that l'm...
263
00:20:09,660 --> 00:20:14,122
...paying you to do is that
you don't have a job to do?
264
00:20:16,250 --> 00:20:18,501
- No...
- ls that what you're saying?
265
00:20:18,585 --> 00:20:20,628
What are you trying
to convince me of, exactly?
266
00:20:20,712 --> 00:20:23,673
That you're as useless
as an asshole right here?
267
00:20:24,716 --> 00:20:27,051
Well, guess what, buddy.
268
00:20:27,136 --> 00:20:30,763
l think... you just fucking convinced me.
269
00:20:32,516 --> 00:20:34,600
Let's go to the calendar.
270
00:20:34,685 --> 00:20:36,853
lt's calendar time.
271
00:20:36,937 --> 00:20:39,480
Calendar time for Buddy.
272
00:20:39,565 --> 00:20:43,025
- OK. You working tomorrow?
- Yeah.
273
00:20:43,110 --> 00:20:47,196
Mm. No, you're n... You don't even know
what fucking day you work.
274
00:20:47,281 --> 00:20:49,282
Here. You're not working tomorrow.
275
00:20:49,366 --> 00:20:52,535
You're working Wednesday.
Here you are. There you go.
276
00:20:52,619 --> 00:20:54,704
- Workin' Thursday?
- Yeah.
277
00:20:54,788 --> 00:20:58,958
l don't think so.
Friday.
278
00:20:59,042 --> 00:21:01,294
l d... There's your name.
279
00:21:01,378 --> 00:21:04,255
- lf you say so.
- There used to be your name. OK?
280
00:21:04,339 --> 00:21:07,049
- Saturday. There used to be your name.
- Oh.
281
00:21:07,134 --> 00:21:08,509
Uh, Monday...
282
00:21:09,386 --> 00:21:10,678
Here. How about that?
283
00:21:10,762 --> 00:21:15,683
Fuckin' with your cash is the only thing
you kids seem to understand. OK?
284
00:21:17,060 --> 00:21:19,312
Now, l want you to go home till l call you.
285
00:21:19,396 --> 00:21:21,814
Till I call you.
286
00:21:21,899 --> 00:21:25,985
Before you leave, talk to Rocket.
She's got a job for you to do.
287
00:21:27,321 --> 00:21:29,280
And...
288
00:21:30,282 --> 00:21:31,991
...the hat.
289
00:21:32,993 --> 00:21:34,952
That fuckin' hat.
290
00:21:35,037 --> 00:21:38,414
That fucking...
291
00:21:38,999 --> 00:21:41,834
How many times have l told you,
292
00:21:41,919 --> 00:21:46,005
don't wear that fucking hat here?
How many?
293
00:21:50,219 --> 00:21:52,011
Customers wear hats.
294
00:21:52,095 --> 00:21:54,680
Well, l'm not the boss of the customers.
295
00:21:54,765 --> 00:21:57,058
l'm the boss of you.
And l'm telling you...
296
00:21:58,852 --> 00:22:02,313
...that l want you to keep
that shit-kicker hat at home.
297
00:22:20,832 --> 00:22:22,250
(lighter clicks)
298
00:22:24,628 --> 00:22:26,045
(lighter clicks again)
299
00:22:37,182 --> 00:22:41,310
Yeah. Budd, honey, uh,
the toilet is at it again.
300
00:22:41,395 --> 00:22:44,313
There's shitty water all over the floor.
301
00:22:44,398 --> 00:22:48,234
OK... Rocket.
302
00:22:50,112 --> 00:22:53,072
- l'll clean it up.
- Mm-hmm.
303
00:24:14,571 --> 00:24:16,447
(♪ "A Satisfied Mind" by Johnny Cash)
304
00:24:16,531 --> 00:24:18,407
♪ How many times
305
00:24:18,492 --> 00:24:24,246
♪ Have you heard someone say,
306
00:24:24,331 --> 00:24:27,667
♪ "If I had his money,
307
00:24:27,751 --> 00:24:31,754
♪ I could do things my way"
308
00:24:31,838 --> 00:24:35,424
♪ But little they know
309
00:24:35,509 --> 00:24:38,678
♪ That it's so hard to find
310
00:24:39,846 --> 00:24:42,973
♪ One rich man in ten
311
00:24:43,058 --> 00:24:46,352
♪ With a satisfied mind
312
00:24:49,189 --> 00:24:52,775
♪ Once I was wading
313
00:24:52,859 --> 00:24:55,695
♪ In fortune and fame
314
00:24:56,697 --> 00:24:59,949
♪ Everything that I dreamed for
315
00:25:00,033 --> 00:25:03,619
♪ To get a start in life's game
316
00:25:04,579 --> 00:25:08,124
♪ Then suddenly it happened
317
00:25:08,208 --> 00:25:12,837
♪ I lost every dime,
but I'm richer...
318
00:25:12,921 --> 00:25:14,839
(dogs barking)
319
00:25:14,923 --> 00:25:16,340
(music stops)
320
00:25:44,161 --> 00:25:47,329
(music continues)
321
00:25:47,414 --> 00:25:49,749
♪ How many times
322
00:25:49,833 --> 00:25:53,919
♪ Have you heard someone say...
323
00:26:03,013 --> 00:26:04,847
(groans)
324
00:26:04,931 --> 00:26:07,433
(music continues)
325
00:26:11,313 --> 00:26:15,608
(laughing)
326
00:26:21,698 --> 00:26:24,200
(music stops)
327
00:26:30,665 --> 00:26:32,833
Now...
328
00:26:32,918 --> 00:26:35,377
...that gentled you down some, didn't it?
329
00:26:45,055 --> 00:26:46,722
Yep.
330
00:26:47,933 --> 00:26:53,896
Ain't nobody a badass with a double
dose of rock salt dug deep in their tits.
331
00:26:58,109 --> 00:27:01,529
Not havin'... tits...
332
00:27:06,284 --> 00:27:08,369
...as fine...
333
00:27:08,453 --> 00:27:10,955
...or as big as yours,
334
00:27:11,623 --> 00:27:15,626
l can't even imagine
how bad that shit must sting.
335
00:27:15,710 --> 00:27:17,002
(coughs)
336
00:27:20,006 --> 00:27:21,006
Yet...
337
00:27:25,679 --> 00:27:27,930
...l don't want to, neither.
338
00:27:49,244 --> 00:27:51,370
l win.
339
00:27:51,454 --> 00:27:53,664
(coughs)
340
00:27:55,709 --> 00:27:58,502
(groaning)
341
00:28:01,923 --> 00:28:04,800
Ugh! Ugh.
342
00:29:00,398 --> 00:29:03,108
(ringing)
343
00:29:03,735 --> 00:29:04,860
Bill.
344
00:29:05,946 --> 00:29:08,489
Wrong brother, ya hateful bitch.
345
00:29:08,573 --> 00:29:11,200
- Budd.
- Bingo.
346
00:29:12,994 --> 00:29:15,454
And to what do l owe
this dubious pleasure?
347
00:29:16,581 --> 00:29:20,417
(sniffs) l just caught me the cowgirl
ain't never been caught.
348
00:29:22,170 --> 00:29:25,881
- Did you kill her?
- Well, not yet, l ain't.
349
00:29:26,007 --> 00:29:28,884
I shot her full of rock salt.
350
00:29:28,969 --> 00:29:33,764
She's so gentle right now, I could
perform her coup de grâce with a rock.
351
00:29:34,891 --> 00:29:36,600
Anywho...
352
00:29:40,230 --> 00:29:43,482
Guess what l'm holdin'
in my hand right now?
353
00:29:43,566 --> 00:29:44,566
What?
354
00:29:44,651 --> 00:29:48,779
A brand spankin' new
Hattori Hanzo sword.
355
00:29:50,281 --> 00:29:52,491
And l'm here to tell ya, Elle,
356
00:29:53,493 --> 00:29:57,204
- ...that's what l call sharp.
- How much?
357
00:29:57,288 --> 00:30:01,875
Oh, that's hard to say,
bein' that it's... priceless and all.
358
00:30:01,960 --> 00:30:04,461
What's the terms?
359
00:30:04,546 --> 00:30:07,631
You get your bony ass down here
first thing in the morning...
360
00:30:08,925 --> 00:30:11,635
...with a million dollars in folding cash...
361
00:30:13,054 --> 00:30:18,475
...and l'll give you the greatest sword
ever made by a man.
362
00:30:22,439 --> 00:30:24,440
Now, how do you like the sound of that?
363
00:30:24,524 --> 00:30:26,150
Sounds like we got a deal.
364
00:30:26,234 --> 00:30:29,236
- One condition.
- What?
365
00:30:29,320 --> 00:30:32,948
She must suffer to her last breath.
366
00:30:33,033 --> 00:30:34,324
(chuckling) Well...
367
00:30:35,577 --> 00:30:37,911
That, Elle darlin'...
368
00:30:38,621 --> 00:30:41,540
...l can pretty much
damn well guarantee.
369
00:30:42,542 --> 00:30:46,336
Then l'll see you
in the mornin', millionaire.
370
00:30:46,421 --> 00:30:47,880
All right.
371
00:31:00,727 --> 00:31:03,896
(♪ country)
372
00:31:03,980 --> 00:31:06,565
(men chattering)
373
00:31:09,652 --> 00:31:13,155
(grunting)
374
00:31:13,239 --> 00:31:15,282
(owl hooting)
375
00:31:18,078 --> 00:31:21,246
(shoveling)
376
00:31:34,928 --> 00:31:38,013
(footsteps approach)
377
00:31:49,234 --> 00:31:50,859
Wakey, wakey.
378
00:31:51,653 --> 00:31:53,112
Eggs and bakey.
379
00:31:56,908 --> 00:31:58,784
(grunts)
380
00:32:28,398 --> 00:32:29,982
(man) l'm done!
381
00:32:30,859 --> 00:32:33,443
Get me outta this hole!
382
00:32:36,531 --> 00:32:37,865
(Budd) Good.
383
00:32:44,164 --> 00:32:45,414
(grunts)
384
00:32:47,584 --> 00:32:48,750
(man) Whew.
385
00:33:10,690 --> 00:33:12,733
Whoa, look at those eyes.
386
00:33:12,817 --> 00:33:14,860
(chuckles) This bitch is furious.
387
00:33:16,988 --> 00:33:18,822
(sniffs) What did l tell ya?
388
00:33:19,824 --> 00:33:23,118
ls she the cutest little
blond pussy you ever saw?
389
00:33:23,203 --> 00:33:27,414
Or... is she the cutest little
blond pussy you ever saw?
390
00:33:27,498 --> 00:33:29,666
l seen better.
391
00:33:34,714 --> 00:33:37,591
You got anything to say?
392
00:33:39,219 --> 00:33:42,471
White women call this
"the silent treatment."
393
00:33:42,555 --> 00:33:44,890
And we let 'em think we don't like it.
394
00:33:44,974 --> 00:33:48,477
(snorts)
395
00:33:50,146 --> 00:33:52,814
You grab the feet, l'll get the head.
396
00:33:53,942 --> 00:33:55,525
(belches)
397
00:33:56,236 --> 00:33:58,862
(grunting)
398
00:34:00,073 --> 00:34:02,532
Hey. Hey. Hey!
399
00:34:04,160 --> 00:34:06,662
Wiggle worm, you see this?
400
00:34:07,956 --> 00:34:09,957
You see it, don't ya?
401
00:34:12,168 --> 00:34:13,794
That's a can of Mace.
402
00:34:13,878 --> 00:34:16,755
Mm-hmm. No.
403
00:34:16,839 --> 00:34:19,925
You're goin' underneath
the ground tonight.
404
00:34:20,009 --> 00:34:23,762
And... that's all there is to it.
405
00:34:27,100 --> 00:34:29,518
l wanna bury ya.
406
00:34:32,105 --> 00:34:34,982
l was gonna bury ya...
407
00:34:40,405 --> 00:34:42,072
(chuckles) ...with this.
408
00:34:45,743 --> 00:34:48,912
But if you're gonna
act like a horse's ass...
409
00:34:51,207 --> 00:34:56,837
...l'm gonna spray this whole goddamn
can right in your eyeballs!
410
00:34:56,921 --> 00:35:00,465
l'll burn 'em right outta your fuckin' head.
411
00:35:01,134 --> 00:35:03,927
Then you're gonna be blind...
412
00:35:04,012 --> 00:35:06,430
...and burnin'...
413
00:35:08,599 --> 00:35:10,350
...and buried alive.
414
00:35:15,898 --> 00:35:17,983
Now, what's it gonna be, sister?
415
00:35:28,870 --> 00:35:31,371
That's a wise decision.
416
00:35:44,427 --> 00:35:47,429
This is for breakin' my brother's heart.
417
00:35:57,148 --> 00:35:59,748
(whimpers)
418
00:36:32,100 --> 00:36:33,809
(thumping)
419
00:36:38,606 --> 00:36:40,607
(cries)
420
00:36:41,776 --> 00:36:42,901
(panting/crying)
421
00:36:45,029 --> 00:36:46,029
(gasps)
422
00:36:46,114 --> 00:36:47,781
(rumbling)
423
00:36:48,408 --> 00:36:50,242
(panting)
424
00:36:50,326 --> 00:36:53,954
(rumbling continues)
425
00:36:54,038 --> 00:36:57,999
(panting faster)
426
00:36:58,084 --> 00:36:59,418
(rumbling continues)
427
00:36:59,502 --> 00:37:01,253
(panting continues)
428
00:37:01,337 --> 00:37:02,587
(whimpers)
429
00:37:02,672 --> 00:37:04,631
(grunt)
430
00:37:04,715 --> 00:37:08,176
(creaking)
431
00:37:09,178 --> 00:37:11,179
(thud/grunt)
432
00:37:11,264 --> 00:37:13,432
(breathing softly)
433
00:37:19,105 --> 00:37:21,106
(loud thud)
434
00:37:21,190 --> 00:37:23,275
(panting)
435
00:37:23,359 --> 00:37:25,527
(loud thud)
436
00:37:29,615 --> 00:37:32,200
(crying/loud thud)
437
00:37:36,372 --> 00:37:39,374
(gasping)
438
00:37:39,459 --> 00:37:41,293
(loud thud)
439
00:37:42,211 --> 00:37:43,378
(thud)
440
00:37:45,131 --> 00:37:46,381
(whimpering)
441
00:37:48,050 --> 00:37:49,843
(thud)
442
00:37:49,927 --> 00:37:52,637
(grunting)
443
00:37:52,722 --> 00:37:56,475
(sobbing/distant thud)
444
00:37:59,312 --> 00:38:01,980
(grunting)
445
00:38:02,064 --> 00:38:03,648
(crying)
446
00:38:03,733 --> 00:38:05,400
(faint rumbling)
447
00:38:06,569 --> 00:38:07,819
(sobs)
448
00:38:13,910 --> 00:38:15,410
(panting)
449
00:38:27,048 --> 00:38:29,382
(grunting)
450
00:38:31,135 --> 00:38:35,138
(screaming/grunting)
451
00:38:49,779 --> 00:38:52,906
(crying)
452
00:39:26,315 --> 00:39:28,650
(♪ flute)
453
00:39:36,409 --> 00:39:39,119
Once upon a time...
454
00:39:39,203 --> 00:39:40,745
...in China...
455
00:39:42,039 --> 00:39:45,500
...some believe around the year...
456
00:39:45,585 --> 00:39:48,420
...one double aught-three,
457
00:39:49,589 --> 00:39:55,927
head priest of the White Lotus Clan,
Pai Mei, was walking down a road...
458
00:39:57,054 --> 00:39:59,097
...contemplating whatever it is
459
00:39:59,181 --> 00:40:05,103
that a man of Pai Mei's
infinite powers would contemplate -
460
00:40:05,187 --> 00:40:08,440
which is another way
of saying, "Who knows?" -
461
00:40:09,775 --> 00:40:12,902
when a Shaolin monk
appeared on the road,
462
00:40:12,987 --> 00:40:15,739
traveling in the opposite direction.
463
00:40:15,823 --> 00:40:19,242
As the monk and the priest
crossed paths...
464
00:40:20,244 --> 00:40:22,287
...Pai Mei...
465
00:40:22,371 --> 00:40:27,709
...in a practically unfathomable
display of generosity,
466
00:40:27,793 --> 00:40:31,004
gave the monk the slightest of nods.
467
00:40:33,090 --> 00:40:35,050
The nod...
468
00:40:35,134 --> 00:40:37,052
...was not returned.
469
00:40:38,054 --> 00:40:39,304
(♪ note)
470
00:40:40,681 --> 00:40:45,810
Now, was it the intention
of the Shaolin monk to insult Pai Mei?
471
00:40:46,937 --> 00:40:52,108
Or did he just fail to see
the generous social gesture?
472
00:40:52,193 --> 00:40:57,072
The motives of the monk
remain unknown.
473
00:40:57,156 --> 00:40:59,240
What is known...
474
00:40:59,325 --> 00:41:01,242
...were the consequences.
475
00:41:02,161 --> 00:41:07,082
(♪ flute)
476
00:41:14,131 --> 00:41:19,094
The next morning, Pai Mei
appeared at the Shaolin temple...
477
00:41:20,304 --> 00:41:23,473
...and demanded
of the temple's head abbot
478
00:41:23,557 --> 00:41:29,062
that he offer Pai Mei his neck
to repay the insult.
479
00:41:30,314 --> 00:41:34,734
The abbot, at first,
tried to console Pai Mei.
480
00:41:34,819 --> 00:41:37,821
Only to find Pai Mei was...
481
00:41:38,823 --> 00:41:40,532
...inconsolable.
482
00:41:40,616 --> 00:41:43,618
(♪ flute)
483
00:41:51,836 --> 00:41:53,712
So began...
484
00:41:53,796 --> 00:42:00,051
...the Massacre of the Shaolin Temple,
and all sixty of the monks inside,
485
00:42:00,136 --> 00:42:02,220
at the fists of the White Lotus.
486
00:42:03,848 --> 00:42:07,350
And... so began the legend...
487
00:42:07,435 --> 00:42:12,105
...of Pai Mei's Five-Point-Palm
Exploding-Heart Technique.
488
00:42:12,189 --> 00:42:14,399
And what, pray tell,
is the Five-Point-Palm
489
00:42:14,483 --> 00:42:17,110
- Exploding-Heart Technique?
- Quite simply,
490
00:42:17,194 --> 00:42:21,364
the deadliest blow in all of martial arts.
491
00:42:23,743 --> 00:42:27,120
He hits you with his fingertips...
492
00:42:27,204 --> 00:42:31,166
...at five different pressure
points on your body...
493
00:42:31,250 --> 00:42:34,169
...and then lets you walk away.
494
00:42:35,337 --> 00:42:38,298
But once you've taken five steps...
495
00:42:38,382 --> 00:42:42,385
...your heart explodes inside your body...
496
00:42:42,470 --> 00:42:45,638
...and you fall to the floor, dead.
497
00:42:45,723 --> 00:42:48,850
- Did he teach you that?
- No.
498
00:42:50,728 --> 00:42:55,148
He teaches no one the Five-Point-Palm
Exploding-Heart Technique.
499
00:42:55,816 --> 00:42:57,859
Now...
500
00:42:57,943 --> 00:43:01,613
...one of the things
l've always liked about you...
501
00:43:01,697 --> 00:43:03,198
...Kiddo...
502
00:43:04,909 --> 00:43:07,786
...is you appear
wise beyond your years.
503
00:43:11,791 --> 00:43:15,543
So, allow me to impart
a word to the wise:
504
00:43:16,545 --> 00:43:18,004
Whatever...
505
00:43:18,088 --> 00:43:22,592
...whatever Pai Mei says, obey.
506
00:43:23,594 --> 00:43:28,723
lf you flash him, even for an instant,
a defiant eye, he'll pluck it out.
507
00:43:28,808 --> 00:43:34,020
And if you throw any
American sass his way...
508
00:43:34,104 --> 00:43:37,357
...he'll snap your back and your neck
like they were twigs.
509
00:43:40,736 --> 00:43:43,613
And that will be the story of you.
510
00:43:46,242 --> 00:43:49,327
(♪ flute)
511
00:44:03,843 --> 00:44:06,386
He'll accept you as his student.
512
00:44:06,470 --> 00:44:08,555
- What happened to you?
- Nothin'.
513
00:44:08,639 --> 00:44:11,474
- Get in a fight?
- Friendly contest.
514
00:44:11,559 --> 00:44:13,226
Why did he accept me?
515
00:44:13,310 --> 00:44:17,605
Because he's a very, very, very old man.
516
00:44:17,690 --> 00:44:19,899
And like all rotten bastards...
517
00:44:20,901 --> 00:44:24,571
...when they become old,
they get lonely.
518
00:44:26,240 --> 00:44:29,117
Which has no effect
on their dispositions,
519
00:44:29,201 --> 00:44:32,787
but it does teach them
the value of company.
520
00:44:34,540 --> 00:44:36,624
Whew. Oh.
521
00:44:36,709 --> 00:44:41,004
(sighs) Just seein' those
steps again makes me ache.
522
00:44:41,964 --> 00:44:43,464
You're gonna have a lot of fun
523
00:44:43,549 --> 00:44:47,051
carrying buckets of water
up and down that fucker.
524
00:44:52,016 --> 00:44:53,975
When will l see you again?
525
00:44:54,059 --> 00:44:57,478
That's the title of my favorite
soul song of the seventies.
526
00:44:57,563 --> 00:44:59,564
- What?
- Nothin'.
527
00:45:00,399 --> 00:45:02,942
When he tells me you're done.
528
00:45:03,027 --> 00:45:04,819
When do you think that might be?
529
00:45:04,904 --> 00:45:07,822
That, my dearest,
depends entirely on you.
530
00:45:07,907 --> 00:45:11,409
Now remember,
no sarcasm, no backtalk.
531
00:45:11,493 --> 00:45:13,828
At least not for the first year or so.
532
00:45:13,954 --> 00:45:17,165
You're gonna have to let him
warm up to you.
533
00:45:17,249 --> 00:45:20,835
He hates Caucasians,
despises Americans,
534
00:45:20,920 --> 00:45:23,963
and has nothing
but contempt for women.
535
00:45:26,342 --> 00:45:29,719
So, in your case...
it might take a little while.
536
00:45:30,554 --> 00:45:33,389
- Adiós.
- (engine starts)
537
00:47:12,906 --> 00:47:14,032
Master...
538
00:47:15,868 --> 00:47:17,577
Your Mandarin is lousy.
539
00:47:18,537 --> 00:47:19,871
lt causes my ears discomfort.
540
00:47:19,955 --> 00:47:21,581
You bray like an ass!
541
00:47:22,374 --> 00:47:24,500
You are not to speak unless spoken to.
542
00:47:25,419 --> 00:47:28,963
ls it too much to hope --
you understand Cantonese?
543
00:47:32,760 --> 00:47:34,135
l speak Japanese very well--
544
00:47:34,219 --> 00:47:37,513
l didn't ask if you speak Japanese --
545
00:47:37,598 --> 00:47:39,724
l asked if you understand Cantonese?
546
00:47:41,101 --> 00:47:42,268
A little.
547
00:47:42,936 --> 00:47:47,565
You are here to learn the mysteries
of Kung Fu, not linguistics.
548
00:47:47,941 --> 00:47:49,650
lf you can't understand me --
549
00:47:49,735 --> 00:47:51,611
l will communicate with you
like l would a dog.
550
00:47:51,945 --> 00:47:55,448
When l yell, when l point,
when l beat you with my stick!
551
00:48:01,497 --> 00:48:03,372
Bill is your master, is he not?
552
00:48:05,125 --> 00:48:06,793
Yes, he is.
553
00:48:09,129 --> 00:48:12,924
Your master tells me --
you're not entirely unschooled.
554
00:48:13,842 --> 00:48:15,301
What training do you possess?
555
00:48:16,011 --> 00:48:18,387
l am proficient in Tiger-Crane Style,
556
00:48:18,472 --> 00:48:22,767
and l am more than proficient in the
exquisite art of the Samurai sword.
557
00:48:22,851 --> 00:48:23,935
(scoffs)
558
00:48:24,019 --> 00:48:27,021
The exquisite art of the Samurai sword.
Don't make me laugh!
559
00:48:27,106 --> 00:48:31,776
Your so-called exquisite art,
is only fit for --
560
00:48:32,152 --> 00:48:33,736
Japanese fat heads!
561
00:48:34,321 --> 00:48:36,823
(laughs)
562
00:48:38,867 --> 00:48:43,996
Your anger amuses me.
Do you believe you are my match?
563
00:48:44,540 --> 00:48:45,164
No.
564
00:48:45,999 --> 00:48:47,959
Are you aware l kill at will?
565
00:48:48,627 --> 00:48:49,669
Yes.
566
00:48:50,170 --> 00:48:51,546
ls it your wish to die?
567
00:48:51,630 --> 00:48:52,505
No.
568
00:48:52,589 --> 00:48:54,423
(laughs)
569
00:48:54,508 --> 00:48:55,424
Then you must be stupid...
570
00:48:55,509 --> 00:48:57,885
Then you must be stupid... so stupid.
571
00:48:57,970 --> 00:49:01,681
Rise, and let me look at your
ridiculous face.
572
00:49:02,182 --> 00:49:03,349
Rise.
573
00:49:07,896 --> 00:49:13,526
So my pathetic friend...
ls there anything that you can do well?
574
00:49:14,361 --> 00:49:16,320
What's the matter?
575
00:49:16,738 --> 00:49:18,698
Cat got your tongue?
576
00:49:20,159 --> 00:49:23,119
-- Oh yes, you speak Japanese.
577
00:49:23,745 --> 00:49:25,204
l despise the Goddamn Japs!
578
00:49:28,208 --> 00:49:29,959
Go to that rack.
579
00:49:38,260 --> 00:49:39,218
Remove the sword.
580
00:49:40,679 --> 00:49:42,013
(whooshes)
581
00:50:05,579 --> 00:50:07,371
Let's see how good you really are.
582
00:50:08,248 --> 00:50:09,874
lf...
583
00:50:10,542 --> 00:50:12,251
...you land a single blow,
584
00:50:13,962 --> 00:50:15,713
l'll bow down and call you master.
585
00:50:17,216 --> 00:50:18,633
(whipping)
586
00:50:20,552 --> 00:50:24,388
(grunts)
587
00:50:27,226 --> 00:50:28,434
(grunting)
588
00:50:29,937 --> 00:50:32,438
From here you can get
an excellent view of my foot.
589
00:50:32,522 --> 00:50:33,522
(thud)
590
00:50:34,775 --> 00:50:36,943
(laughs)
591
00:50:37,611 --> 00:50:41,072
Your swordsmanship --
is amateur at best.
592
00:50:41,156 --> 00:50:43,157
(whipping)
593
00:50:45,619 --> 00:50:47,495
(grunting)
594
00:50:55,087 --> 00:51:00,424
Your so-called kung-fu -- is really --
quite pathetic.
595
00:51:03,262 --> 00:51:07,056
l asked you to demonstrate --
what you know -- and you did...
596
00:51:07,766 --> 00:51:08,975
Not a goddamn thing!
597
00:51:10,018 --> 00:51:13,646
Let's see your Tiger Crane --
match my Eagle's Claw.
598
00:51:16,108 --> 00:51:17,275
(whooshes)
599
00:51:28,412 --> 00:51:30,371
(grunting)
600
00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:34,000
(grunts)
601
00:51:37,671 --> 00:51:39,088
(grunting)
602
00:51:50,225 --> 00:51:52,351
(grunts/laughs)
603
00:51:59,067 --> 00:52:00,151
(grunting continues)
604
00:52:00,235 --> 00:52:02,528
(laughs)
605
00:52:05,157 --> 00:52:10,745
(screams)
606
00:52:10,829 --> 00:52:12,788
Like all Yankee women...
607
00:52:12,873 --> 00:52:16,375
...all you can do is order in restaurants
and spend a man's money.
608
00:52:17,502 --> 00:52:19,128
Excruciating -- isn't it?
609
00:52:19,212 --> 00:52:20,463
Yes!
610
00:52:22,049 --> 00:52:23,382
lf it was my wish...
611
00:52:23,884 --> 00:52:25,176
...l could chop your arm off.
612
00:52:25,260 --> 00:52:26,552
No, please don't!
613
00:52:26,636 --> 00:52:27,845
(laughs)
614
00:52:28,013 --> 00:52:30,306
lt's my arm now. l can do what l please.
615
00:52:30,932 --> 00:52:33,017
lf you can stop me -- l suggest you try.
616
00:52:33,101 --> 00:52:34,268
(screams)
617
00:52:35,395 --> 00:52:36,395
l can't.
618
00:52:37,564 --> 00:52:38,814
Because you're helpless?
619
00:52:39,691 --> 00:52:40,566
Yes.
620
00:52:43,236 --> 00:52:45,321
Have you ever felt this before?
621
00:52:45,739 --> 00:52:46,530
No.
622
00:52:46,782 --> 00:52:50,201
Compared to me -- you're as helpless
as a worm fighting an eagle?
623
00:52:51,203 --> 00:52:52,411
YES! ! !
624
00:52:54,581 --> 00:52:55,331
THAT'S THE BEGlNNlNG!
625
00:53:01,088 --> 00:53:03,756
ls it your wish to possess
this kind of power?
626
00:53:06,176 --> 00:53:07,176
Yes!
627
00:53:09,596 --> 00:53:12,390
Your training will begin -- tomorrow.
628
00:53:18,647 --> 00:53:19,647
(yells)
629
00:53:21,149 --> 00:53:22,525
Since your arm now belongs to me...
630
00:53:23,443 --> 00:53:24,735
...l want it strong.
631
00:53:26,279 --> 00:53:27,696
Can you do that?
632
00:53:29,408 --> 00:53:31,075
l can, but not that close.
633
00:53:31,243 --> 00:53:32,535
Then you can't do it.
634
00:53:33,787 --> 00:53:37,540
What if your enemy --
is three inches in front of you...
635
00:53:38,625 --> 00:53:39,875
...What do you do then...
636
00:53:41,002 --> 00:53:42,128
...Curl into a ball...
637
00:53:43,797 --> 00:53:45,047
...or do you put your FlST through him?
638
00:53:46,633 --> 00:53:47,383
Now begin.
639
00:53:57,853 --> 00:54:00,453
(grunts)
640
00:54:17,205 --> 00:54:18,539
(groans)
641
00:54:19,624 --> 00:54:22,001
lt's the wood that should
fear your hand --
642
00:54:22,085 --> 00:54:23,669
-- not the other way around.
643
00:54:24,504 --> 00:54:28,799
No wonder you can't do it --
you acquiesce to defeat --
644
00:54:28,884 --> 00:54:30,259
-- before you even begin.
645
00:54:30,844 --> 00:54:31,844
(scoffs)
646
00:54:45,400 --> 00:54:47,401
(grunting)
647
00:54:48,945 --> 00:54:50,696
(continues grunting)
648
00:54:53,742 --> 00:54:55,242
(grunting)
649
00:55:06,588 --> 00:55:08,839
(continues grunting)
650
00:55:11,760 --> 00:55:13,177
(gasping)
651
00:55:23,980 --> 00:55:26,190
(grunting)
652
00:55:29,027 --> 00:55:30,903
(yelling)
653
00:55:34,115 --> 00:55:36,575
(continues yelling)
654
00:55:41,790 --> 00:55:43,374
(rainfall)
655
00:56:11,570 --> 00:56:12,736
(chopsticks fall)
656
00:56:18,743 --> 00:56:20,953
lf you want to eat like a dog...
657
00:56:22,247 --> 00:56:24,248
You can live and sleep
outside like a dog.
658
00:56:26,751 --> 00:56:28,627
lf you want to live and sleep
like a human...
659
00:56:30,255 --> 00:56:31,755
...pick up those sticks.
660
00:57:11,838 --> 00:57:16,967
(sighs)
661
00:57:25,226 --> 00:57:26,393
(whoosh)
662
00:58:20,198 --> 00:58:22,798
(grunts)
663
01:00:02,509 --> 01:00:05,344
Come on, you bitch.
664
01:00:07,806 --> 01:00:09,097
(grunts)
665
01:00:46,928 --> 01:00:49,721
OK, Pai Mei.
666
01:00:51,683 --> 01:00:53,684
Here l come.
667
01:00:56,980 --> 01:00:58,772
(grunting)
668
01:01:30,138 --> 01:01:32,222
(grunting faster)
669
01:02:02,712 --> 01:02:05,505
(gasping)
670
01:02:07,842 --> 01:02:09,843
(wheezing)
671
01:02:18,478 --> 01:02:20,979
(grunts)
672
01:02:22,440 --> 01:02:24,358
(gasping)
673
01:02:30,365 --> 01:02:34,242
(wheezing)
674
01:02:34,994 --> 01:02:37,621
(breathing softly)
675
01:02:53,888 --> 01:02:55,222
(chimes)
676
01:03:02,855 --> 01:03:05,857
May l have a glass of water, please?
677
01:03:29,173 --> 01:03:31,842
(screeching)
678
01:05:44,183 --> 01:05:48,395
- So that's a Texas funeral?
- Yep.
679
01:05:49,188 --> 01:05:51,439
l have to give it to ya, Budd.
680
01:05:51,524 --> 01:05:54,484
That's a pretty fucked up way to die.
681
01:05:54,569 --> 01:05:57,195
What's the name on the grave
she's buried under?
682
01:05:57,905 --> 01:05:59,322
Paula...
683
01:06:01,367 --> 01:06:03,410
...Schultz.
684
01:06:08,583 --> 01:06:10,250
Can l look at the sword?
685
01:06:10,334 --> 01:06:13,795
That's my money right there
in that red bag, isn't it?
686
01:06:13,880 --> 01:06:15,755
lt sure is.
687
01:06:16,549 --> 01:06:19,259
Well then, it's your sword now.
688
01:06:35,276 --> 01:06:37,903
(blender whirring)
689
01:06:37,987 --> 01:06:40,155
What's that you said?
690
01:06:40,239 --> 01:06:42,866
So this is a Hattori Hanzo sword.
691
01:06:42,950 --> 01:06:45,035
That's a Hanzo sword, all right.
692
01:06:45,119 --> 01:06:48,038
Bill tells me you once had
one of these of your own.
693
01:06:49,457 --> 01:06:51,583
Yeah, once.
694
01:06:51,667 --> 01:06:54,252
Yeah? How does this one
compare to that?
695
01:07:03,471 --> 01:07:07,098
lf you're gonna compare
a Hanzo sword...
696
01:07:08,643 --> 01:07:12,354
...you compare it
to every other sword ever made -
697
01:07:12,438 --> 01:07:16,650
wasn't made - by Hattori Hanzo.
698
01:07:22,365 --> 01:07:24,783
(sniffs/clears throat)
699
01:07:25,326 --> 01:07:28,578
Here you go.
Wrap your lips around that.
700
01:07:37,713 --> 01:07:39,714
So...
701
01:07:40,466 --> 01:07:42,509
...which "R" are you filled with?
702
01:07:43,594 --> 01:07:45,178
What?
703
01:07:48,266 --> 01:07:49,808
They say...
704
01:07:49,892 --> 01:07:52,519
...the number one killer...
705
01:07:52,603 --> 01:07:54,437
...of old people...
706
01:07:54,522 --> 01:07:56,106
...is retirement.
707
01:07:58,067 --> 01:08:04,155
People got a job to do, they tend to live
a little bit longer so they can do it.
708
01:08:05,741 --> 01:08:08,118
l've always figured that...
709
01:08:08,202 --> 01:08:11,079
...warriors and their enemies...
710
01:08:11,163 --> 01:08:13,957
...share the same relationship.
711
01:08:14,041 --> 01:08:16,793
So now that you're not gonna have
to face your enemy no more
712
01:08:16,877 --> 01:08:19,629
on the battlefield...
713
01:08:20,631 --> 01:08:24,050
...which "R" ya filled with?
714
01:08:25,553 --> 01:08:27,053
Relief...
715
01:08:30,057 --> 01:08:31,891
...or regret?
716
01:08:33,561 --> 01:08:37,314
- A little bit of both.
- Horseshit.
717
01:08:39,108 --> 01:08:42,027
l'm sure you do feel a little bit of both.
718
01:08:42,111 --> 01:08:45,572
But l know damn well that you feel one...
719
01:08:45,656 --> 01:08:48,408
...more than you feel the other.
720
01:08:48,492 --> 01:08:53,872
And the question was:
Which one is it?
721
01:08:54,874 --> 01:08:56,207
Regret.
722
01:08:57,918 --> 01:09:00,337
You know,
you gotta hand it to the ol' girl.
723
01:09:00,421 --> 01:09:04,132
l never saw anybody buffalo Bill
the way she buffaloed Bill.
724
01:09:05,259 --> 01:09:07,344
Bill thought she was so damn smart.
725
01:09:07,428 --> 01:09:09,262
And l tried to tell him...
726
01:09:09,847 --> 01:09:12,223
...she was just smart for a blond.
727
01:09:32,161 --> 01:09:34,287
Thanks a bunch.
728
01:09:39,960 --> 01:09:42,379
(sniffs/clears throat)
729
01:09:43,714 --> 01:09:45,131
(chuckles)
730
01:09:46,092 --> 01:09:47,550
All right.
731
01:09:47,635 --> 01:09:49,260
(hissing)
732
01:09:50,388 --> 01:09:54,307
(screaming)
733
01:09:54,392 --> 01:09:56,226
(continues screaming)
734
01:10:17,790 --> 01:10:19,582
Mmm.
735
01:10:19,667 --> 01:10:21,126
l'm sorry, Budd.
736
01:10:21,210 --> 01:10:23,837
That was rude of me, wasn't it?
737
01:10:23,921 --> 01:10:28,049
Budd, l'd like to introduce my friend,
the black mamba.
738
01:10:28,134 --> 01:10:31,177
Black mamba, this is Budd.
739
01:10:31,846 --> 01:10:33,680
You know, before l picked
that little fella up,
740
01:10:33,764 --> 01:10:35,890
l looked him up on the lnternet.
741
01:10:35,975 --> 01:10:39,269
Fascinating creature, the black mamba.
742
01:10:39,353 --> 01:10:40,645
Listen to this:
743
01:10:41,981 --> 01:10:42,981
(groans)
744
01:10:45,985 --> 01:10:48,153
"ln Africa, the saying goes,
745
01:10:48,237 --> 01:10:52,449
"'ln the bush, an elephant can kill you,
a leopard can kill you,
746
01:10:52,533 --> 01:10:56,619
"'and a black mamba can kill you.
But only with the mamba,
747
01:10:56,704 --> 01:11:01,166
"and this has been true in Africa
since the dawn of time, is death sure.'
748
01:11:01,250 --> 01:11:08,006
Hence its handle, 'Death lncarnate."'
Pretty cool, huh?
749
01:11:09,383 --> 01:11:13,136
"lts neurotoxic venom is one of
nature's most effective poisons,
750
01:11:13,220 --> 01:11:16,514
"acting on the nervous system,
causing paralysis.
751
01:11:16,599 --> 01:11:20,143
"The venom of a black mamba
can kill a human being in four hours
752
01:11:20,227 --> 01:11:22,979
"if, say, bitten on the ankle or the thumb.
753
01:11:23,063 --> 01:11:26,399
"However, a bite to the face or torso
754
01:11:26,484 --> 01:11:30,195
can bring death from paralysis
within 20 minutes."
755
01:11:30,279 --> 01:11:33,573
Now, you should listen to this,
'cause this concerns you.
756
01:11:35,367 --> 01:11:38,411
"The amount of venom that can be
delivered from a single bite
757
01:11:38,496 --> 01:11:40,163
can be gargantuan."
758
01:11:41,624 --> 01:11:44,083
You know, l've always liked
that word, "gargantuan."
759
01:11:44,168 --> 01:11:48,004
l so rarely have an opportunity
to use it in a sentence.
760
01:11:48,088 --> 01:11:50,423
"lf not treated quickly with antivenom,
761
01:11:50,508 --> 01:11:53,343
"ten to 1 5 milligrams
can be fatal to human beings.
762
01:11:53,427 --> 01:11:55,845
"However, the black mamba can deliver
763
01:11:55,930 --> 01:12:00,850
as much as 1 00 to 400 milligrams
of venom from a single bite."
764
01:12:04,063 --> 01:12:05,772
Now...
765
01:12:07,107 --> 01:12:11,277
...in these last agonizing
minutes of life you have left,
766
01:12:11,362 --> 01:12:14,656
let me answer that question
you asked earlier more thoroughly.
767
01:12:18,452 --> 01:12:20,453
Right at this moment...
768
01:12:21,121 --> 01:12:24,332
...the biggest "R" l feel is regret.
769
01:12:26,418 --> 01:12:32,340
Regret that maybe
the greatest warrior l have ever met
770
01:12:32,424 --> 01:12:38,471
met her end at the hands
of a bushwhackin', scrub,
771
01:12:38,556 --> 01:12:41,641
alkie, piece of shit like you.
772
01:12:44,436 --> 01:12:46,771
That woman deserved better.
773
01:12:46,855 --> 01:12:49,482
(moaning/stops moaning)
774
01:13:26,312 --> 01:13:29,314
(cell phone rings)
775
01:13:30,858 --> 01:13:32,025
Bill...
776
01:13:33,694 --> 01:13:35,695
...l have some tragic news.
777
01:13:36,822 --> 01:13:38,948
Your brother's dead.
778
01:13:39,742 --> 01:13:41,618
l am so sorry, baby.
779
01:13:42,703 --> 01:13:46,080
She put a black mamba in his camper.
780
01:13:46,165 --> 01:13:48,708
l got her, sweetie.
She's dead.
781
01:13:51,211 --> 01:13:53,004
Let me put it this way:
782
01:13:53,088 --> 01:13:57,425
You ever start feeling sentimental,
go to Barstow, California.
783
01:13:57,509 --> 01:14:01,429
When you get here, walk into a florist
and buy a bunch of flowers.
784
01:14:01,513 --> 01:14:04,432
Take those flowers
to Huntington Cemetery
785
01:14:04,516 --> 01:14:08,686
on Fuller and Guadalupe, look for
the headstone marked "Paula Schultz,"
786
01:14:08,771 --> 01:14:10,897
and lay them on the grave.
787
01:14:10,981 --> 01:14:16,986
'Cause you will be standing at the final
resting place of Beatrix Kiddo.
788
01:14:17,071 --> 01:14:19,530
- Marty Kitrosser?
- Here.
789
01:14:19,615 --> 01:14:21,199
- Melanie Harrhouse?
- Here.
790
01:14:21,283 --> 01:14:23,993
- Beatrix Kiddo?
- Here.
791
01:14:24,078 --> 01:14:27,372
Look... l can be there
in about four hours.
792
01:14:27,456 --> 01:14:29,207
Do you want me to come over?
793
01:14:30,000 --> 01:14:33,002
No, no, no.
You need me, baby, l'm there.
794
01:14:36,090 --> 01:14:38,925
OK. l'm leaving now.
795
01:14:39,009 --> 01:14:42,220
You go smoke some pot or somethin'.
l'll be there soon.
796
01:14:54,024 --> 01:14:55,108
(grunting)
797
01:15:02,533 --> 01:15:11,040
(grunting continues)
798
01:15:43,657 --> 01:15:45,491
Ugh.
799
01:15:45,576 --> 01:15:47,076
Gross.
800
01:16:08,015 --> 01:16:10,099
(yelling)
801
01:16:43,217 --> 01:16:44,801
(grunts)
802
01:16:58,607 --> 01:17:00,024
Hi-ya!
803
01:17:10,619 --> 01:17:15,039
"To my brother, Budd.
The only man l ever loved. Bill."
804
01:17:26,593 --> 01:17:28,177
What's that?
805
01:17:30,389 --> 01:17:32,890
Budd's Hanzo sword.
806
01:17:32,975 --> 01:17:35,476
He said he pawned it.
807
01:17:35,561 --> 01:17:39,188
Guess that makes him
a liar now, don't it?
808
01:17:42,651 --> 01:17:45,528
- Elle?
- Bea.
809
01:17:46,405 --> 01:17:49,448
Somethin' l've always
been curious about.
810
01:17:49,533 --> 01:17:51,993
Just between us girls...
811
01:17:53,287 --> 01:17:57,790
...what did you say to Pai Mei
to make him snatch out your eye?
812
01:17:57,875 --> 01:18:00,543
(screams) Ow!
813
01:18:01,545 --> 01:18:04,797
l called him a miserable old fool.
814
01:18:04,882 --> 01:18:09,927
Ooh. Bad idea.
815
01:18:10,012 --> 01:18:11,804
Know what l did?
816
01:18:12,347 --> 01:18:16,058
l killed that miserable old fool.
817
01:18:17,978 --> 01:18:20,771
(Elle) How do you like the fish head,
you miserable old fool?
818
01:18:20,856 --> 01:18:23,399
I poisoned his fish heads.
819
01:18:23,483 --> 01:18:27,069
Elle, you treacherous dog.
820
01:18:27,154 --> 01:18:29,238
(Elle laughs)
821
01:18:31,533 --> 01:18:34,118
l - give - you - my - word --
822
01:18:34,202 --> 01:18:35,411
(Elle) And I told him,
823
01:18:35,495 --> 01:18:39,415
"To me, the word
of an old fool like you
824
01:18:39,499 --> 01:18:43,502
is worth less than nothing."
825
01:18:43,587 --> 01:18:45,129
(laughs)
826
01:18:48,342 --> 01:18:50,259
That's right.
827
01:18:50,344 --> 01:18:52,428
l killed your master.
828
01:18:52,512 --> 01:18:55,139
And now l'm gonna kill you, too.
829
01:18:55,223 --> 01:18:57,767
With your own sword, no less.
830
01:18:57,851 --> 01:19:03,522
Which, in the very immediate future,
will become my sword.
831
01:19:06,193 --> 01:19:07,693
Bitch...
832
01:19:08,528 --> 01:19:10,905
...you don't have a future.
833
01:19:40,060 --> 01:19:42,687
(yelling)
834
01:19:53,532 --> 01:19:55,908
(screaming)
835
01:19:58,453 --> 01:20:06,127
(screaming) Fucking bitch!
836
01:20:14,761 --> 01:20:18,723
(screaming) l'll kill you!
You're fuckin' dead!
837
01:20:19,599 --> 01:20:23,519
(screaming) You bitch! You bitch!
838
01:20:23,603 --> 01:20:26,355
(moaning/screaming)
839
01:20:28,275 --> 01:20:30,359
l'll fucking kill you, you bitch!
840
01:20:30,444 --> 01:20:32,820
(hisses)
841
01:20:32,904 --> 01:20:35,281
(screaming) Oh, l'll get you!
842
01:20:37,325 --> 01:20:39,952
l'm gonna...
843
01:20:40,037 --> 01:20:43,330
(screaming) Where are you?
Lemme fuckin' at you!
844
01:20:43,415 --> 01:20:45,291
(continues screaming)
845
01:20:45,375 --> 01:20:49,045
Where are you?
l'm coming, you fucking bitch!
846
01:20:49,129 --> 01:20:51,964
(screaming) You're fucking dead!
You're dead!
847
01:20:52,049 --> 01:20:54,050
(continues screaming)
848
01:20:54,134 --> 01:20:57,845
(cries) Oh... shit!
849
01:20:59,389 --> 01:21:02,725
(screaming)
850
01:21:02,809 --> 01:21:04,810
(wind blowing)
851
01:21:20,160 --> 01:21:24,246
(♪ choral music)
852
01:21:58,698 --> 01:22:03,160
(♪ male singing in Spanish)
853
01:22:24,891 --> 01:22:27,601
(the bride) Like most men
who never knew their father,
854
01:22:27,686 --> 01:22:29,979
Bill collected father figures.
855
01:22:30,063 --> 01:22:33,107
The first was Esteban Vihaio.
856
01:22:33,191 --> 01:22:37,153
Esteban was a pimp
and a friend of Bill's mother.
857
01:22:37,237 --> 01:22:41,282
He ran a brothel in Acuna, Mexico,
for over 50 years.
858
01:22:41,366 --> 01:22:43,826
His army, the Acuna Boys,
859
01:22:43,910 --> 01:22:48,205
made up of the fatherless offspring
of his whores, ran Acuna.
860
01:22:48,290 --> 01:22:50,624
He ran the Acuna Boys.
861
01:22:52,460 --> 01:22:57,381
Now, at the age of 80, it would be
this retired gentleman of leisure
862
01:22:57,465 --> 01:23:00,801
who could point me in Bill's direction.
863
01:23:02,512 --> 01:23:04,638
Señor Esteban Vihaio?
864
01:23:06,516 --> 01:23:07,850
Yes.
865
01:23:07,934 --> 01:23:09,935
May l join you?
866
01:23:11,980 --> 01:23:15,191
Only on the condition
that you call me Esteban.
867
01:23:15,275 --> 01:23:19,862
- May l join you, Esteban?
- Please.
868
01:23:24,201 --> 01:23:25,451
Americana?
869
01:23:25,535 --> 01:23:27,244
Yes.
870
01:23:27,329 --> 01:23:30,122
l speak a little Spanish, if you prefer.
871
01:23:30,207 --> 01:23:33,709
No, no, no, no.
l prefer English.
872
01:23:33,793 --> 01:23:36,378
l haven't spoken it in a while,
873
01:23:36,463 --> 01:23:39,798
but l would relish
the opportunity to converse
874
01:23:39,883 --> 01:23:42,760
with such a pretty
companion as yourself.
875
01:23:42,844 --> 01:23:47,181
lt's my pleasure to be in the company
of such a fine gentleman as yourself.
876
01:23:47,265 --> 01:23:50,059
l must warn you, young lady...
877
01:23:50,143 --> 01:23:53,354
...l am susceptible to flattery.
878
01:23:56,233 --> 01:23:58,400
How may l be of service to you?
879
01:24:06,660 --> 01:24:08,494
Where's Bill?
880
01:24:10,789 --> 01:24:13,123
Ahh.
881
01:24:13,500 --> 01:24:15,626
You must be Beatrix.
882
01:24:17,629 --> 01:24:19,838
l can see the attraction.
883
01:24:22,342 --> 01:24:27,763
l remember when Bill was only
five years old, l took him to the movies.
884
01:24:27,847 --> 01:24:31,517
lt was a movie starring Lana Turner.
885
01:24:31,601 --> 01:24:35,813
The Postman Always Ring Twice,
with John Garfields.
886
01:24:36,773 --> 01:24:39,942
And whenever she would
appear on the screen,
887
01:24:40,026 --> 01:24:45,572
Bill would begin compulsively to
suck his thumb to an obscene amount.
888
01:24:45,657 --> 01:24:51,370
And l knew from this very moment,
this boy was a fool for blonds.
889
01:24:56,960 --> 01:24:58,877
Mmm.
890
01:24:58,962 --> 01:25:00,629
You know...
891
01:25:00,714 --> 01:25:04,633
...being a fool for a woman
such as yourself...
892
01:25:04,718 --> 01:25:07,803
...is always the right thing to do.
893
01:25:10,140 --> 01:25:14,977
lf we had met when l was
back in business...
894
01:25:15,061 --> 01:25:19,064
...you would have been
my number one lady.
895
01:25:22,068 --> 01:25:26,405
- Well, l'm flattered.
- You goddamn well better be.
896
01:25:28,033 --> 01:25:32,077
This... l heard you were driving a truck.
897
01:25:32,787 --> 01:25:34,830
My Pussy Wagon died on me.
898
01:25:35,707 --> 01:25:37,875
The Pussy died. Hmm.
899
01:25:41,588 --> 01:25:44,465
Bill shot you in the head, no?
900
01:25:44,549 --> 01:25:46,175
- Yes.
- Hmm.
901
01:25:48,261 --> 01:25:51,388
l would have been much nicer.
902
01:25:51,473 --> 01:25:53,891
l would have just cut your face.
903
01:25:56,936 --> 01:25:58,604
You must forgive me.
904
01:25:58,688 --> 01:26:01,482
Please... you have a drink with me.
905
01:26:04,486 --> 01:26:06,612
Clara! (smooches)
906
01:26:10,116 --> 01:26:11,617
Coming.
907
01:26:14,287 --> 01:26:16,705
Dos añejo.
908
01:26:18,708 --> 01:26:19,833
(mumbles)
909
01:26:29,135 --> 01:26:30,636
Gracias.
910
01:26:35,850 --> 01:26:38,977
What were we talking about?
911
01:26:45,193 --> 01:26:47,069
Bill.
912
01:26:48,988 --> 01:26:52,908
- Where's Bill?
- Where's Bill?
913
01:26:52,992 --> 01:26:54,743
Yeah. Hmm.
914
01:26:55,620 --> 01:26:59,998
Bill is at the Villa Quatro,
on the road to Salina.
915
01:27:01,167 --> 01:27:03,669
l will draw you a map.
916
01:27:05,088 --> 01:27:07,464
Bill is like a son to me.
917
01:27:09,008 --> 01:27:13,095
- Do you know why l help you?
- No.
918
01:27:13,179 --> 01:27:15,097
Because he would want me to.
919
01:27:16,516 --> 01:27:18,267
Now, that l don't believe.
920
01:27:18,351 --> 01:27:21,311
Ahh.
921
01:27:21,396 --> 01:27:25,190
How else is he ever
going to see you again?
922
01:28:34,093 --> 01:28:35,677
Freeze, Mommy.
923
01:28:35,762 --> 01:28:38,514
Bang, bang! Oh!
924
01:28:38,640 --> 01:28:40,015
Oh! She got us, B.B.
925
01:28:40,099 --> 01:28:43,060
Mommy got us.
Oh, l'm dying!
926
01:28:43,144 --> 01:28:45,187
(groaning) l'm dying.
927
01:28:47,774 --> 01:28:51,360
Fall down, sweetheart.
Mommy shot us.
928
01:28:52,904 --> 01:28:59,451
But little did Quickdraw Kiddo know
that little B.B. was only playing possum,
929
01:28:59,536 --> 01:29:04,373
due to the fact that
she was impervious to bullets.
930
01:29:04,457 --> 01:29:06,667
l am pervious to bullets, Mommy.
931
01:29:06,751 --> 01:29:10,379
Hey, get back down there.
You're playing possum.
932
01:29:10,463 --> 01:29:16,218
So, as the smirking killer
advanced on what she thought
933
01:29:16,302 --> 01:29:21,932
was a bullet-ridden corpse,
that's when little B.B. fired.
934
01:29:23,601 --> 01:29:24,977
Bang, bang!
935
01:29:32,902 --> 01:29:37,114
You're dead, Mommy.
So die.
936
01:29:37,949 --> 01:29:39,241
Oh!
937
01:29:42,412 --> 01:29:43,829
B.B.
938
01:29:47,375 --> 01:29:51,003
Oh! B.B....
939
01:29:51,671 --> 01:29:53,505
(grunts)
940
01:29:54,007 --> 01:29:56,216
l should've known.
941
01:29:57,135 --> 01:30:00,012
You are... the best.
942
01:30:07,395 --> 01:30:10,397
Oh, Mommy.
Don't die.
943
01:30:10,481 --> 01:30:12,608
l was just playing.
944
01:30:17,989 --> 01:30:19,531
l know.
945
01:30:33,504 --> 01:30:35,547
l told her you were asleep...
946
01:30:36,633 --> 01:30:41,428
...but that one day you'd wake up
and come back to her.
947
01:30:41,512 --> 01:30:45,766
And she asked me, "lf Mommy's
been asleep since l was born,
948
01:30:45,850 --> 01:30:48,560
then how will she know what l look like?"
949
01:30:48,645 --> 01:30:55,359
To which l replied, "Because
Mommy's been dreaming of you."
950
01:30:56,235 --> 01:30:58,236
That's what l said.
951
01:30:59,238 --> 01:31:02,574
Did you dream of me?
l dreamed of you.
952
01:31:02,659 --> 01:31:07,162
Every single night, baby.
Every single night.
953
01:31:07,246 --> 01:31:11,583
l waited a long time
for you to wake up, Mommy.
954
01:31:22,762 --> 01:31:24,930
Now, let me look at you.
955
01:31:26,224 --> 01:31:28,767
Oh.
956
01:31:31,688 --> 01:31:35,607
My, my, my,
what a pretty little girl you are.
957
01:31:35,692 --> 01:31:37,609
You're pretty too, Mommy.
958
01:31:43,950 --> 01:31:47,244
Tell Mommy what you said
when l showed you her picture.
959
01:31:47,453 --> 01:31:48,704
Mnh-mnh.
960
01:31:48,788 --> 01:31:51,289
- Come on, shy girl.
- Mnh-mnh.
961
01:31:51,374 --> 01:31:54,042
Come on. You know what you said.
962
01:31:54,127 --> 01:31:57,587
Come on. Tell Mommy.
lt'll make her feel good. Come on.
963
01:31:59,632 --> 01:32:01,216
- Mnh-mnh.
- Yeah. Come on.
964
01:32:01,300 --> 01:32:03,427
l said... l said,
965
01:32:03,511 --> 01:32:09,641
"You're the most beautifulest woman
l ever saw in the whole wide world."
966
01:32:11,477 --> 01:32:15,272
That's the truth.
That's what she said.
967
01:32:15,356 --> 01:32:22,112
B.B., don't you think Mommy has the
prettiest hair in the whole wide world?
968
01:32:22,196 --> 01:32:27,367
- Yes, l do.
- Matter of fact, it's better than pretty.
969
01:32:27,452 --> 01:32:32,205
- What's better than pretty?
- Mmm... Gorgeous.
970
01:32:32,290 --> 01:32:38,170
Very good. Gorgeous.
Mommy is gorgeous.
971
01:32:39,213 --> 01:32:44,968
Hmm. You know, sweetie,
Mommy's kinda mad at Daddy.
972
01:32:45,052 --> 01:32:47,929
Why, Daddy?
Were you being a bad daddy?
973
01:32:48,014 --> 01:32:51,349
l'm afraid l was.
l was a real bad daddy.
974
01:32:53,978 --> 01:32:58,273
Our little girl learned about
life and death the other day.
975
01:32:58,357 --> 01:33:02,569
Wanna tell Mommy about
what happened to Emilio?
976
01:33:04,530 --> 01:33:06,531
l killed him.
977
01:33:07,533 --> 01:33:11,995
- Emilio was her goldfish.
- Emilio was my goldfish.
978
01:33:12,789 --> 01:33:17,292
She came running into my room,
holding the fish in her hand and crying,
979
01:33:17,376 --> 01:33:20,545
"Daddy. Daddy.
Emilio's dead."
980
01:33:22,215 --> 01:33:25,967
And l said, "Really? That's so sad.
981
01:33:26,052 --> 01:33:28,303
How did he die?"
982
01:33:28,387 --> 01:33:31,723
- And what did you say?
- l stepped on him.
983
01:33:31,808 --> 01:33:36,978
Actually, young lady, the words
you so strategically used were,
984
01:33:37,063 --> 01:33:39,815
"l accidentally stepped on him."
985
01:33:41,108 --> 01:33:42,901
To which l queried,
986
01:33:42,985 --> 01:33:48,532
"And just how did your foot accidentally
find its way into Emilio's fishbowl?"
987
01:33:48,616 --> 01:33:52,953
And she said, "No, no, no. Emilio was
on the carpet when l stepped on him."
988
01:33:53,037 --> 01:33:56,248
Mmm. The plot thickens.
989
01:33:56,958 --> 01:34:01,837
"And just how did Emilio
get on the carpet?"
990
01:34:01,921 --> 01:34:05,173
And, Mommy, you would've been
so proud of her.
991
01:34:07,635 --> 01:34:09,761
She didn't lie.
992
01:34:09,846 --> 01:34:14,015
She said she took Emilio
out of his bowl...
993
01:34:14,100 --> 01:34:16,518
...and put him on the carpet.
994
01:34:19,188 --> 01:34:22,315
And what was Emilio
doing on the carpet?
995
01:34:23,317 --> 01:34:25,193
Flapping.
996
01:34:26,028 --> 01:34:30,198
- And then you stomped on him.
- Uh-huh.
997
01:34:30,283 --> 01:34:32,826
And when you lifted up your foot...
998
01:34:33,953 --> 01:34:37,914
- ...what was Emilio doing then?
- Nothing.
999
01:34:37,999 --> 01:34:40,959
He stopped flapping, didn't he?
1000
01:34:43,296 --> 01:34:45,088
She told me later...
1001
01:34:45,882 --> 01:34:48,258
...that the second she lifted up her foot
1002
01:34:48,342 --> 01:34:52,554
and saw Emilio not flapping,
she knew what she had done.
1003
01:34:52,638 --> 01:34:57,684
ls that not the perfect
visual image of life and death?
1004
01:34:57,768 --> 01:35:03,106
A fish flapping on the carpet,
and a fish not flapping on the carpet.
1005
01:35:05,109 --> 01:35:10,822
So powerful, even a four-year-old
with no concept of life or death...
1006
01:35:10,907 --> 01:35:12,699
...knew what it meant.
1007
01:35:13,951 --> 01:35:17,579
- You loved Emilio, didn't you?
- Uh-huh.
1008
01:35:17,663 --> 01:35:20,582
Well... l love Mommy too.
1009
01:35:22,126 --> 01:35:24,419
But l did to Mommy
what you did to Emilio.
1010
01:35:24,503 --> 01:35:28,340
- You stomped on Mommy?
- Worse.
1011
01:35:28,424 --> 01:35:30,467
l shot Mommy.
1012
01:35:30,551 --> 01:35:33,720
Not pretend shooting
like we were just doing.
1013
01:35:33,804 --> 01:35:35,597
l shot her for real.
1014
01:35:35,681 --> 01:35:38,141
Why? Did you want to see
what would happen?
1015
01:35:38,225 --> 01:35:42,771
No, l knew what would happen
to Mommy if l shot her.
1016
01:35:42,855 --> 01:35:47,484
What l didn't know was, when l shot
Mommy, what would happen to me.
1017
01:35:47,568 --> 01:35:51,404
- What happened?
- l was very sad.
1018
01:35:53,491 --> 01:35:55,659
And that's when l learned...
1019
01:35:55,743 --> 01:36:01,039
...some things, once you do,
they can never be undone.
1020
01:36:04,043 --> 01:36:09,214
- What happened to Mommy?
- Why don't you ask Mommy?
1021
01:36:09,298 --> 01:36:12,425
You OK, Mommy?
Does it hurt?
1022
01:36:12,510 --> 01:36:14,427
No, sweetie.
1023
01:36:16,305 --> 01:36:18,306
Doesn't hurt anymore.
1024
01:36:24,397 --> 01:36:26,648
Did it make you sick?
1025
01:36:27,316 --> 01:36:31,820
No. lt made me sleep.
1026
01:36:31,904 --> 01:36:34,990
That's why l haven't been with you. B.B.
l've been asleep.
1027
01:36:35,074 --> 01:36:37,909
But you're awake now, Mommy. Right?
1028
01:36:38,577 --> 01:36:41,871
l'm wide awake, pretty girl.
1029
01:36:41,956 --> 01:36:47,210
B.B., would you like Mommy to watch
a video with you before sleepy time?
1030
01:36:47,294 --> 01:36:48,670
Uh-huh.
1031
01:36:48,754 --> 01:36:52,257
Mommy, do you want to watch
a video with me before sleepy time?
1032
01:36:52,341 --> 01:36:55,343
Oh, yeah!
l would love to.
1033
01:36:55,428 --> 01:36:58,138
- Which one do you wanna watch?
- Shogun Assassin.
1034
01:36:58,222 --> 01:37:00,640
No, B.B.
Shogun Assassin is too long.
1035
01:37:00,725 --> 01:37:04,811
- Mnh-mnh.
- No, it's not.
1036
01:37:04,895 --> 01:37:09,607
Well, then, l'll leave you ladies to it.
1037
01:37:16,115 --> 01:37:21,578
(boy) When I was little,
my father was famous.
1038
01:37:21,662 --> 01:37:25,874
He was the greatest samurai
in the empire.
1039
01:37:25,958 --> 01:37:29,252
And he was the shogun's decapitator.
1040
01:37:29,336 --> 01:37:34,382
He cut off the heads of 1 31 lords.
1041
01:37:34,467 --> 01:37:39,054
My father would come home to Mother
and when he would see her,
1042
01:37:39,138 --> 01:37:41,890
he would forget about the killings.
1043
01:37:41,974 --> 01:37:47,062
He wasn't scared of the shogun,
but the shogun was scared of him.
1044
01:37:47,146 --> 01:37:49,814
Maybe that was the problem.
1045
01:37:49,899 --> 01:37:52,776
One night, the shogun sent...
1046
01:37:52,860 --> 01:37:54,652
(♪ "About Her" by Malcolm McLaren)
1047
01:38:05,498 --> 01:38:11,086
♪ My man got a heart
1048
01:38:11,170 --> 01:38:16,591
♪ Like the rock that's in the sea
1049
01:38:23,933 --> 01:38:29,187
♪ Well, no one told me about her
1050
01:38:30,940 --> 01:38:33,358
♪ The way she lied
1051
01:38:36,445 --> 01:38:42,117
♪ Well, no one told me about her
1052
01:38:42,785 --> 01:38:45,954
♪ How many people cried
1053
01:38:55,381 --> 01:39:00,885
♪ My man got a heart
1054
01:39:00,970 --> 01:39:06,391
♪ Like the rock that's in the sea
1055
01:39:07,977 --> 01:39:12,814
♪ My man got a heart
1056
01:39:12,898 --> 01:39:18,820
♪ Like the rock that's in the sea
1057
01:39:26,245 --> 01:39:31,583
♪ Well, no one told me about her
1058
01:39:33,252 --> 01:39:35,753
♪ The way she lied
1059
01:39:38,674 --> 01:39:44,429
♪ Well, no one told me about her
1060
01:39:45,389 --> 01:39:48,183
♪ How many people cried
1061
01:39:49,768 --> 01:39:55,440
♪ But it's too late to say you're sorry
1062
01:39:55,941 --> 01:39:58,193
♪ How would I know?
1063
01:39:58,277 --> 01:40:01,279
♪ Why should I care?
1064
01:40:02,489 --> 01:40:07,785
♪ Please don't bother trying to find her
1065
01:40:08,245 --> 01:40:12,957
♪ She's not there
1066
01:40:14,501 --> 01:40:17,420
l was just admiring your sword.
1067
01:40:18,505 --> 01:40:20,423
Quite a piece of work.
1068
01:40:21,759 --> 01:40:25,762
Speaking of which, how is Hanzo-san?
1069
01:40:25,846 --> 01:40:27,305
He's good.
1070
01:40:29,308 --> 01:40:31,309
Has his sushi gotten any better?
1071
01:40:35,105 --> 01:40:40,193
You know, l couldn't believe it.
You got him to make you a sword.
1072
01:40:40,277 --> 01:40:44,614
lt was easy.
l just dropped your name, Bill.
1073
01:40:44,698 --> 01:40:46,783
That'd do it.
1074
01:40:59,755 --> 01:41:03,755
♪ Well, no one told me about her
1075
01:41:17,982 --> 01:41:23,319
l suppose the idea is we cross
Hanzo swords. Am l right?
1076
01:41:25,364 --> 01:41:26,948
Well,
1077
01:41:27,032 --> 01:41:32,120
it just so happens this hacienda
has its own private beach.
1078
01:41:32,204 --> 01:41:36,541
And that private beach just so happens
to look particularly beautiful
1079
01:41:36,625 --> 01:41:38,293
bathed in moonlight.
1080
01:41:39,628 --> 01:41:42,547
And there just so happens to be
a full moon out tonight.
1081
01:41:42,631 --> 01:41:49,220
So, swordfighter, if you want
a swordfight, that's where l suggest.
1082
01:41:49,305 --> 01:41:53,474
But if you wanna be old school about it...
1083
01:41:53,559 --> 01:41:57,228
...and you know
l'm all about old school...
1084
01:41:57,313 --> 01:42:00,982
...then we could wait until dawn
and slice each other up at sunrise
1085
01:42:01,066 --> 01:42:03,234
like a couple of real-life honest...
1086
01:42:05,446 --> 01:42:10,700
Now, if you don't settle down, l'm gonna
have to put one in your kneecap.
1087
01:42:10,784 --> 01:42:14,037
And l hear tell that's
a very painful place to get shot in.
1088
01:42:16,123 --> 01:42:20,585
(laughing) l'm just fuckin' with you.
1089
01:42:21,587 --> 01:42:23,046
Now...
1090
01:42:23,797 --> 01:42:26,382
...when it comes to you...
1091
01:42:26,467 --> 01:42:28,134
...and us...
1092
01:42:30,095 --> 01:42:33,264
...l have a few unanswered questions.
1093
01:42:33,349 --> 01:42:38,895
So, before this tale of bloody revenge
reaches its climax,
1094
01:42:39,897 --> 01:42:44,484
l'm gonna ask you some questions,
and l want you to tell me the truth.
1095
01:42:45,235 --> 01:42:48,237
However, therein lies a dilemma.
1096
01:42:49,490 --> 01:42:52,075
Because when it comes
to the subject of me,
1097
01:42:52,159 --> 01:42:57,372
l believe you are truly and utterly
incapable of telling the truth.
1098
01:42:57,456 --> 01:43:02,001
Especially to me.
And least of all, to yourself.
1099
01:43:02,086 --> 01:43:05,421
And when it comes to the subject of me,
1100
01:43:05,506 --> 01:43:12,220
l am truly and utterly incapable
of believing anything you say.
1101
01:43:12,304 --> 01:43:14,514
How do you suppose
we solve this dilemma?
1102
01:43:14,598 --> 01:43:16,140
Well,
1103
01:43:16,225 --> 01:43:18,434
it just so happens,
1104
01:43:18,519 --> 01:43:20,561
l have a solution.
1105
01:43:20,646 --> 01:43:23,106
- Aah!
- Gotcha!
1106
01:43:23,190 --> 01:43:25,400
(grunting) Goddamn!
1107
01:43:25,484 --> 01:43:27,777
(laughs)
1108
01:43:27,861 --> 01:43:31,280
What the fuck
did you just shoot me with?
1109
01:43:31,365 --> 01:43:35,118
My greatest invention.
Or at least my favorite.
1110
01:43:35,786 --> 01:43:39,747
Don't touch it, or l'll stick another one
right in your cheek.
1111
01:43:43,460 --> 01:43:49,715
What lies within that dart, just begging
to course its way through your veins...
1112
01:43:49,800 --> 01:43:54,262
...is an incredibly potent
and quite infallible truth serum.
1113
01:43:54,346 --> 01:43:57,348
l call it "The Undisputed Truth."
1114
01:43:57,433 --> 01:44:01,978
Twice as strong as sodium pentothal,
with no druggie aftereffects.
1115
01:44:03,021 --> 01:44:08,901
Except for a slight wave of euphoria.
You feel it?
1116
01:44:08,986 --> 01:44:11,529
- Euphoria?
- Yeah.
1117
01:44:11,613 --> 01:44:14,991
- No.
- Too bad.
1118
01:44:16,118 --> 01:44:18,286
As you know...
1119
01:44:18,370 --> 01:44:21,998
...l'm quite keen on comic books.
1120
01:44:22,666 --> 01:44:25,585
Especially the ones about superheroes.
1121
01:44:25,669 --> 01:44:31,299
l find the whole mythology
surrounding superheroes fascinating.
1122
01:44:31,383 --> 01:44:35,011
Take my favorite superhero, Superman.
1123
01:44:36,054 --> 01:44:39,140
Not a great comic book.
Not particularly well drawn.
1124
01:44:40,726 --> 01:44:41,726
Mmm.
1125
01:44:42,519 --> 01:44:44,896
But the mythology...
1126
01:44:44,980 --> 01:44:48,399
The mythology is not only great,
it's unique.
1127
01:44:49,067 --> 01:44:52,695
How long does this shit take
to go into effect?
1128
01:44:52,779 --> 01:44:56,657
About two minutes. Just long enough
for me to finish my point.
1129
01:44:56,742 --> 01:45:01,954
Now, a staple of the superhero
mythology is,
1130
01:45:02,039 --> 01:45:04,999
there's the superhero
and there's the alter ego.
1131
01:45:05,083 --> 01:45:09,378
Batman is actually Bruce Wayne,
Spider-Man is actually Peter Parker.
1132
01:45:10,422 --> 01:45:14,383
When that character wakes up
in the morning, he's Peter Parker.
1133
01:45:14,468 --> 01:45:18,971
He has to put on a costume
to become Spider-Man.
1134
01:45:19,640 --> 01:45:25,520
And it is in that characteristic
Superman stands alone.
1135
01:45:25,604 --> 01:45:28,397
Superman didn't become Superman.
1136
01:45:28,482 --> 01:45:31,067
Superman was born Superman.
1137
01:45:31,151 --> 01:45:34,654
When Superman wakes up
in the morning, he's Superman.
1138
01:45:35,656 --> 01:45:38,241
His alter ego is Clark Kent.
1139
01:45:39,117 --> 01:45:42,245
His outfit with the big red "S" -
1140
01:45:42,329 --> 01:45:46,040
that's the blanket he was wrapped in
as a baby when the Kents found him.
1141
01:45:46,124 --> 01:45:48,543
Those are his clothes.
1142
01:45:49,086 --> 01:45:54,340
What Kent wears - the glasses,
the business suit - that's the costume.
1143
01:45:54,424 --> 01:45:58,928
That's the costume Superman wears
to blend in with us.
1144
01:46:00,597 --> 01:46:04,100
Clark Kent is how Superman views us.
1145
01:46:04,184 --> 01:46:07,353
And what are the characteristics
of Clark Kent?
1146
01:46:07,437 --> 01:46:08,980
He's weak...
1147
01:46:09,940 --> 01:46:12,733
...he's unsure of himself...
1148
01:46:12,818 --> 01:46:14,610
...he's a coward.
1149
01:46:15,612 --> 01:46:20,700
Clark Kent is Superman's critique
on the whole human race.
1150
01:46:22,452 --> 01:46:27,123
Sort of like Beatrix Kiddo
and Mrs. Tommy Plimpton.
1151
01:46:28,166 --> 01:46:30,376
Aso.
1152
01:46:30,460 --> 01:46:32,795
The point emerges.
1153
01:46:34,464 --> 01:46:37,967
You would've worn the costume
of Arlene Plimpton.
1154
01:46:38,051 --> 01:46:40,928
But you were born Beatrix Kiddo.
1155
01:46:41,930 --> 01:46:47,059
And every morning when you woke up,
you'd still be Beatrix Kiddo.
1156
01:46:47,144 --> 01:46:49,145
Oh, you can... take the needle out.
1157
01:46:56,403 --> 01:46:58,738
Are you calling me a superhero?
1158
01:46:58,822 --> 01:47:00,323
l'm calling you a killer.
1159
01:47:00,991 --> 01:47:03,909
A natural born killer.
1160
01:47:03,994 --> 01:47:07,663
You always have been,
and you always will be.
1161
01:47:07,748 --> 01:47:09,874
Moving to El Paso...
1162
01:47:09,958 --> 01:47:13,336
...working in a used record store...
1163
01:47:13,420 --> 01:47:16,088
...goin' to the movies with Tommy...
1164
01:47:16,173 --> 01:47:17,632
...clipping coupons.
1165
01:47:17,716 --> 01:47:19,550
That's you...
1166
01:47:19,635 --> 01:47:23,054
...trying to disguise yourself
as a worker bee.
1167
01:47:23,138 --> 01:47:26,182
That's you tryin' to blend in with the hive.
1168
01:47:26,266 --> 01:47:28,392
But you're not a worker bee.
1169
01:47:29,645 --> 01:47:32,355
You're a renegade killer bee.
1170
01:47:32,439 --> 01:47:35,566
And no matter how much beer you drank
or barbecue you ate
1171
01:47:35,651 --> 01:47:38,694
or how fat your ass got,
1172
01:47:38,779 --> 01:47:42,698
nothing in the world
would ever change that.
1173
01:47:45,077 --> 01:47:46,869
First question:
1174
01:47:49,247 --> 01:47:53,918
Did you really think your life in El Paso
was gonna work?
1175
01:48:00,342 --> 01:48:02,051
No!
1176
01:48:05,597 --> 01:48:08,641
But l would've had B.B. !
1177
01:48:08,725 --> 01:48:11,310
Don't get me wrong.
1178
01:48:11,395 --> 01:48:15,314
l think you would have been
a wonderful mother.
1179
01:48:15,399 --> 01:48:17,483
But you are a killer.
1180
01:48:22,072 --> 01:48:24,740
All those people you killed to get to me...
1181
01:48:24,825 --> 01:48:27,410
...felt damn good, didn't they?
1182
01:48:29,496 --> 01:48:31,163
Yes.
1183
01:48:32,082 --> 01:48:34,500
Every single one of them?
1184
01:48:44,594 --> 01:48:46,429
Yes.
1185
01:48:49,766 --> 01:48:52,309
That was the warmup round.
1186
01:48:52,394 --> 01:48:57,064
Now comes the $64,000 question.
1187
01:49:04,406 --> 01:49:08,117
Why did you run away
from me with my baby?
1188
01:49:11,955 --> 01:49:15,374
Do you remember the last assignment
you sent me on?
1189
01:49:15,459 --> 01:49:17,168
Of course.
1190
01:49:17,919 --> 01:49:19,962
Lisa Wong.
1191
01:49:21,214 --> 01:49:24,008
The morning l left, l was sick.
1192
01:49:25,552 --> 01:49:28,637
On the plane, l threw up.
1193
01:49:29,973 --> 01:49:32,475
So l started thinking:
1194
01:49:33,894 --> 01:49:36,103
Maybe l was pregnant.
1195
01:49:36,188 --> 01:49:41,525
"Easy to use. Remove cap and urinate
on the absorbent end for five seconds.
1196
01:49:42,819 --> 01:49:45,321
"Accurate results in only 90 seconds.
1197
01:49:45,405 --> 01:49:48,866
You can read the results as soon as
the line appears in the window."
1198
01:49:48,950 --> 01:49:50,034
(sighs)
1199
01:49:50,118 --> 01:49:52,119
(clock ticking)
1200
01:50:25,111 --> 01:50:26,111
Fuck.
1201
01:50:26,196 --> 01:50:28,405
(the bride) What I didn't know...
1202
01:50:28,490 --> 01:50:32,618
...was that somewhere on my journey
I had been spotted.
1203
01:50:32,702 --> 01:50:38,874
With me in L.A., it didn't take Lisa Wong
long to send an assassin of her own.
1204
01:50:40,043 --> 01:50:41,544
- (doorbell)
- (the bride) Hello, can l help you?
1205
01:50:41,628 --> 01:50:45,089
(woman) Hello, l'm Karen Kim.
l'm the hospitality manager of the hotel.
1206
01:50:45,173 --> 01:50:47,174
l have a welcome gift
from the management.
1207
01:50:47,259 --> 01:50:48,509
Oh, that's nice. Um...
1208
01:50:49,886 --> 01:50:51,554
Can you just leave it by the door?
1209
01:51:04,067 --> 01:51:07,945
- You pretty good with that shotgun?
- Not that l have to be at this range,
1210
01:51:08,029 --> 01:51:09,905
but l'm a fuckin' surgeon
with this shotgun.
1211
01:51:09,990 --> 01:51:13,033
Well, guess what, bitch?
l'm better than Annie Oakley.
1212
01:51:13,118 --> 01:51:16,495
- And l got you right in my sight.
- l could blow your fuckin' head off.
1213
01:51:16,580 --> 01:51:20,749
Not before l put one
right between your eyes, so let's talk.
1214
01:51:22,460 --> 01:51:24,253
Karen...
1215
01:51:26,464 --> 01:51:28,883
...l just found out...
1216
01:51:28,967 --> 01:51:30,801
...right now...
1217
01:51:30,886 --> 01:51:35,139
...not a moment before
you blew a hole through the door...
1218
01:51:36,933 --> 01:51:41,186
- ...that l'm pregnant.
- What is this?
1219
01:51:41,271 --> 01:51:43,647
On the floor by the door...
1220
01:51:43,732 --> 01:51:47,401
...is a strip that says l'm pregnant.
1221
01:51:47,485 --> 01:51:48,652
Bullshit.
1222
01:51:49,779 --> 01:51:53,324
Any other time
you'd be 100 % right.
1223
01:51:53,408 --> 01:51:55,242
This time...
1224
01:51:56,828 --> 01:51:58,621
...you're 100 % wrong.
1225
01:52:00,665 --> 01:52:03,584
l'm the deadliest woman in the world.
1226
01:52:04,586 --> 01:52:06,712
But right now...
1227
01:52:06,796 --> 01:52:09,465
...l'm just scared shitless for my baby.
1228
01:52:10,258 --> 01:52:11,926
Please.
1229
01:52:13,470 --> 01:52:15,846
Just look at the strip.
1230
01:52:17,849 --> 01:52:19,642
Please.
1231
01:52:20,936 --> 01:52:25,648
Stay where you are and don't move.
1232
01:52:42,832 --> 01:52:44,792
l don't know what this fuckin' shit means.
1233
01:52:44,876 --> 01:52:46,835
The box with the directions -
it's right there.
1234
01:52:59,349 --> 01:53:01,141
"Easy to use.
1235
01:53:01,226 --> 01:53:05,771
Remove the cap and urinate
on the absorbent end."
1236
01:53:05,855 --> 01:53:07,481
Blue means pregnant.
1237
01:53:07,565 --> 01:53:10,317
l'll read it myself, thank you.
1238
01:53:18,118 --> 01:53:19,827
Oh, OK.
1239
01:53:19,911 --> 01:53:21,787
Say l were to believe you.
What then?
1240
01:53:21,871 --> 01:53:23,914
Just go home.
1241
01:53:26,209 --> 01:53:28,377
l'll do the same.
1242
01:53:33,591 --> 01:53:35,175
(door opens)
1243
01:53:47,897 --> 01:53:49,565
Congratulations.
1244
01:53:53,153 --> 01:53:55,946
(the bride) Before that strip turned blue...
1245
01:53:56,031 --> 01:53:58,490
...l was a woman, l was your woman.
1246
01:53:59,492 --> 01:54:02,745
l was a killer who killed for you.
1247
01:54:02,829 --> 01:54:06,290
Before that strip turned blue,
l would've jumped a motorcycle
1248
01:54:06,374 --> 01:54:08,417
onto a speeding train.
1249
01:54:09,419 --> 01:54:11,170
For you.
1250
01:54:12,756 --> 01:54:16,175
But once that strip turned blue...
1251
01:54:16,259 --> 01:54:19,636
...l could no longer do
any of those things.
1252
01:54:19,721 --> 01:54:22,181
Not anymore.
1253
01:54:22,265 --> 01:54:24,641
Because l was gonna be a mother.
1254
01:54:27,854 --> 01:54:29,772
Can you understand that?
1255
01:54:32,859 --> 01:54:34,526
Yes.
1256
01:54:35,528 --> 01:54:37,738
But why didn't you...
1257
01:54:37,822 --> 01:54:40,115
...tell me then, instead of now?
1258
01:54:41,117 --> 01:54:43,410
Once you knew, you'd claim her.
1259
01:54:43,495 --> 01:54:45,454
And l didn't want that.
1260
01:54:46,206 --> 01:54:48,415
Not your decision to make.
1261
01:54:48,500 --> 01:54:50,542
Yes.
1262
01:54:50,627 --> 01:54:53,962
But it's the right decision,
and l made it for my daughter.
1263
01:54:54,964 --> 01:54:58,675
She deserved to be born
with a clean slate.
1264
01:54:59,677 --> 01:55:01,678
But with you...
1265
01:55:01,763 --> 01:55:05,641
...she would've been born
into a world she shouldn't have.
1266
01:55:07,352 --> 01:55:09,561
l had to choose.
1267
01:55:10,772 --> 01:55:12,773
l chose her.
1268
01:55:15,235 --> 01:55:18,028
You know, five years ago,
1269
01:55:18,113 --> 01:55:22,950
if l had to make a list of impossible
things that could never happen,
1270
01:55:23,034 --> 01:55:28,163
you performing a coup de grâce on me
by bustin' a cap in my crown...
1271
01:55:31,167 --> 01:55:33,794
...would've been right
at the top of the list.
1272
01:55:35,463 --> 01:55:37,548
l'd have been wrong, wouldn't l?
1273
01:55:38,800 --> 01:55:40,634
l-l'm sorry.
1274
01:55:40,718 --> 01:55:42,803
Was that a question?
1275
01:55:44,139 --> 01:55:46,640
Of impossible things
that could never happen -
1276
01:55:46,724 --> 01:55:50,185
yes, in this instance
you would've been wrong.
1277
01:55:50,687 --> 01:55:52,104
Well?
1278
01:55:52,188 --> 01:55:55,732
When you never came back,
1279
01:55:55,817 --> 01:56:01,905
l naturally assumed Lisa Wong,
or somebody else, had killed you.
1280
01:56:01,990 --> 01:56:05,284
Oh! And for the record...
1281
01:56:05,368 --> 01:56:09,538
...letting somebody think somebody
they love is dead when they're not
1282
01:56:09,622 --> 01:56:11,498
is quite cruel.
1283
01:56:15,044 --> 01:56:18,964
l mourned you for three months.
1284
01:56:19,757 --> 01:56:23,051
And in the third month of mourning you...
1285
01:56:24,179 --> 01:56:26,471
...l tracked you down.
1286
01:56:26,556 --> 01:56:28,765
l wasn't tryin' to track you down.
1287
01:56:28,850 --> 01:56:33,187
l was tryin' to track down
the fucking assholes l thought killed you.
1288
01:56:34,314 --> 01:56:36,190
So l find you...
1289
01:56:37,859 --> 01:56:40,110
...and what do l find?
1290
01:56:40,195 --> 01:56:43,447
Not only are you not dead...
1291
01:56:43,531 --> 01:56:47,743
...you're getting married
to some fucking jerk.
1292
01:56:49,829 --> 01:56:52,289
And you're pregnant.
1293
01:56:55,668 --> 01:56:58,212
l overreacted.
1294
01:57:06,804 --> 01:57:10,641
You overreacted?
ls that your explanation?
1295
01:57:10,725 --> 01:57:13,227
l didn't say l was gonna explain myself.
1296
01:57:13,311 --> 01:57:15,604
l said l was gonna tell you the truth.
1297
01:57:15,688 --> 01:57:20,484
But if that's too cryptic, let's get literal.
1298
01:57:22,487 --> 01:57:24,154
l'm a killer.
1299
01:57:25,156 --> 01:57:27,658
l'm a murdering bastard.
You know that.
1300
01:57:28,576 --> 01:57:31,495
And there are consequences...
1301
01:57:31,579 --> 01:57:34,957
...to breaking the heart
of a murdering bastard.
1302
01:57:35,959 --> 01:57:38,460
You experienced some of them.
1303
01:57:42,048 --> 01:57:45,717
Was my reaction really that surprising?
1304
01:57:45,802 --> 01:57:49,846
Yes. lt was.
1305
01:57:51,808 --> 01:57:55,560
Could you do what you did?
1306
01:57:55,645 --> 01:57:57,688
Of course you could.
1307
01:57:59,482 --> 01:58:05,988
But l never thought you would,
or could, do that to me.
1308
01:58:06,072 --> 01:58:08,991
l'm really sorry, Kiddo...
1309
01:58:09,075 --> 01:58:11,326
...but you thought wrong.
1310
01:58:17,500 --> 01:58:21,712
You and l have unfinished business.
1311
01:58:22,505 --> 01:58:25,882
Baby... you ain't kiddin'.
1312
01:58:52,618 --> 01:58:54,369
(gasps)
1313
01:58:55,997 --> 01:58:58,790
(groans)
1314
01:58:58,875 --> 01:59:04,379
Pai Mei taught you the Five-Point-Palm
Exploding-Heart Technique?
1315
01:59:07,383 --> 01:59:09,718
'Course he did.
1316
01:59:11,471 --> 01:59:13,597
Why didn't you tell me?
1317
01:59:17,352 --> 01:59:19,561
l don't know.
1318
01:59:21,814 --> 01:59:23,648
Because l'm...
1319
01:59:24,734 --> 01:59:26,902
...a bad person.
1320
01:59:27,945 --> 01:59:29,613
No.
1321
01:59:31,574 --> 01:59:34,659
You're not a bad person.
1322
01:59:34,744 --> 01:59:37,662
You're a terrific person.
1323
01:59:37,747 --> 01:59:41,083
You're my favorite person.
1324
01:59:42,251 --> 01:59:45,212
But every once in a while...
1325
01:59:46,214 --> 01:59:48,173
...you can be a real cunt.
1326
02:00:07,777 --> 02:00:09,736
How do l look?
1327
02:00:25,294 --> 02:00:27,879
You look ready.
1328
02:02:14,529 --> 02:02:18,740
Well, well, well.
If it ain't the little flower.
1329
02:02:23,579 --> 02:02:27,040
(narrator) Good evening, Mr. and Mrs.
America and all the ships at sea.
1330
02:02:27,124 --> 02:02:29,167
Let's go to press. Flash.
1331
02:02:29,252 --> 02:02:31,962
Do you have a magpie in your home?
1332
02:02:32,046 --> 02:02:34,381
If you do, you are most fortunate.
1333
02:02:34,465 --> 02:02:38,051
The magpie is the most
charming bird in all the world.
1334
02:02:38,135 --> 02:02:40,679
He is the best friend a farmer ever had.
1335
02:02:40,763 --> 02:02:43,807
Treat him gently.
Treat him kindly.
1336
02:02:43,891 --> 02:02:48,395
And always remember,
the magpie deserves your respect.
1337
02:02:48,479 --> 02:02:51,731
(sobbing)
1338
02:03:24,307 --> 02:03:25,682
Thank you.
1339
02:03:26,934 --> 02:03:29,769
Thank you.
Thank you.
1340
02:03:31,188 --> 02:03:33,189
Oh, thank you.
1341
02:03:35,401 --> 02:03:37,444
(magpie) Now, I'll tell you what
I'm gonna do.
1342
02:03:37,528 --> 02:03:40,071
(man) I ain't got no headache.
1343
02:03:40,156 --> 02:03:43,158
(magpie) Oh yes, you have, brother.
1344
02:03:58,300 --> 02:04:29,800
© anoXmous
@ http://thepiratebay.sx/user/Zen_Bud
1345
02:07:24,296 --> 02:07:28,299
(♪ "Goodnight Moon" by Shivaree)
1346
02:07:37,476 --> 02:07:39,936
♪ There's a nail in the door
1347
02:07:40,020 --> 02:07:42,355
♪ And there's glass on the lawn
1348
02:07:42,439 --> 02:07:46,943
♪ Tacks on the floor, and the TV is on
1349
02:07:47,027 --> 02:07:51,114
♪ And I always sleep with my guns
1350
02:07:51,198 --> 02:07:52,866
♪ When you're gone
1351
02:07:54,702 --> 02:07:56,953
♪ There's a blade by the bed
1352
02:07:57,037 --> 02:07:59,247
♪ And a phone in my hand
1353
02:07:59,331 --> 02:08:01,207
♪ A dog on the floor
1354
02:08:01,292 --> 02:08:04,127
♪ And some cash on the nightstand
1355
02:08:04,211 --> 02:08:07,547
♪ When I'm all alone,
the dreaming stops
1356
02:08:07,631 --> 02:08:10,133
♪ And I just can't stand
1357
02:08:11,886 --> 02:08:16,389
♪ What should I do?
I'm just a little baby
1358
02:08:16,473 --> 02:08:20,643
♪ What if the lights go out and maybe
1359
02:08:20,728 --> 02:08:24,397
♪ And then the wind just starts to moan
1360
02:08:24,481 --> 02:08:28,902
♪ Outside the door,
he followed me home
1361
02:08:28,986 --> 02:08:33,072
♪ Well, goodnight moon,
I want the sun
1362
02:08:33,157 --> 02:08:37,327
♪ If it's not here soon
I might be done
1363
02:08:37,411 --> 02:08:43,833
♪ No, it won't be too soon
'til I say goodnight moon
1364
02:09:02,603 --> 02:09:07,106
♪ Well, you're up so high,
how can you save me?
1365
02:09:07,191 --> 02:09:10,443
♪ When the dark comes here tonight
1366
02:09:10,527 --> 02:09:15,448
♪ To take me up to my
front walk and into bed
1367
02:09:15,532 --> 02:09:19,994
♪ Where it kisses my face
and eats my head
1368
02:09:20,079 --> 02:09:24,624
♪ What should I do?
I'm just a little baby
1369
02:09:24,708 --> 02:09:28,544
♪ What if the lights go out and maybe
1370
02:09:28,629 --> 02:09:32,632
♪ And then the wind just starts to moan
1371
02:09:32,716 --> 02:09:37,053
♪ Outside the door,
he followed me home
1372
02:09:37,137 --> 02:09:41,140
♪ Now, goodnight moon
I want the sun
1373
02:09:41,225 --> 02:09:45,478
♪ If it's not here soon,
I might be done
1374
02:09:45,562 --> 02:10:00,410
♪ No, it won't be too soon
'til I say goodnight moon
1375
02:10:31,442 --> 02:10:34,444
(♪ woman sings in Japanese)
1376
02:13:39,880 --> 02:13:42,882
(♪ instrumental)
1377
02:16:47,442 --> 02:16:49,276
(Quentin Tarantino) And, action!
1378
02:16:49,569 --> 02:16:52,029
(screams)
1379
02:16:52,114 --> 02:16:53,572
(Quentin Tarantino) Cut.
1380
02:16:54,199 --> 02:16:56,283
Oh, come on.
Let's do it again.