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Subtitles by explosiveskull
Sync by GoldenBeard
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Nick, this was a
tragedy, but it's not why we're here.
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What, are we fighting
the weather now?
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Locals say the cyclone
had a face.
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People see things
when they're under stress.
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That does not mean
that this is the start
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to some other
big world-ending...
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Who are you?
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You don't want
any part of this.
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Gone,
but not forgotten.
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Thanks to Kenneth Lim
and Vihaan Ramamurthy
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for their help with that
touching video tribute.
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This year has been
nothing short of...
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is crazy.
It's, like, insane.
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- Jason.
- What?
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No swearing.
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It's the last day of school.
We're good.
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Historic.
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Over five years ago,
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half of all life
in the universe,
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including our own
Midtown High...
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...was wiped from existence.
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Then eight months ago,
a band of brave heroes
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brought us back.
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They called it "the Blip."
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Those of us who Blipped away
came back the same age...
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But our classmates
that didn't Blip
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had grown five years older.
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Yeah, my little brother
is now older than me.
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Yeah, it's math.
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Even though we had Blipped away
halfway through the school year
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and had already taken midterms,
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the school made us
start the year
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over from the beginning.
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It's totally unfair.
It's not right.
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Tigers...
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...it's been
a long, dramatic,
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somewhat
confusing road.
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As we draw this year
to a close,
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it's time to move on...
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to a new phase
of our lives.
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Pray nothing crazy
happens again
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because are the Avengers
a thing anymore?
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Does anyone even have a plan?
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I have a plan.
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First, I'm gonna sit
next to MJ on the flight.
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Second, I'm gonna buy
a dual headphone adapter
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and watch movies with her
the whole time.
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- Okay.
- Three,
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when we go to Venice,
Venice is famous
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- for making stuff out of glass.
- True.
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I'm gonna buy her
a black dahlia necklace
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because her favorite flower
is the black dahlia
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- because of, well...
- The murder.
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The murder.
Four, when we go to Paris,
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I'm gonna take her
to the top of the Eiffel Tower,
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- give her the necklace.
- Oh.
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Then, five,
I'm gonna tell her how I feel.
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Then, six,
hopefully she tells me
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she feels
the same way.
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Oh, don't forget
step seven.
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- Step seven?
- Don't do any of that.
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Why?
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We're gonna be
bachelors in Europe.
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- Ned.
- Look,
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I may not know much,
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but I do know this:
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Europeans love
Americans.
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Really?
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More than half
are women.
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Okay. Sure.
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But... I really like MJ,
man, okay?
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She's awesome, she's super funny
in a kind of dark way.
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Sometimes I catch her
looking at me,
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I feel like
I've stood up...
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- She's coming.
- What up, dorks?
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Excited about
the science trip?
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Hey, yeah. We're just
talking about the trip.
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Yeah,
and Peter's plan.
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You have a plan?
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I don't...
I don't have a plan.
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He's... He's just gonna
collect tiny spoons
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when we're traveling
to other countries.
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Like a...
Like a grandmother?
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I'm not collecting
tiny spoons.
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He's collecting
tiny spoons.
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Oh, okay, well...
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that was a real
roller coaster.
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By the way, travel tip:
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You should download a VPN
on your phone,
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so the government can't
track you while abroad.
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Smart... Will do.
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Dude, I think
that went really great.
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When I Blipped
back to my apartment,
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the family that was living there
was very confused.
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The wife thought
that I was a mistress.
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The grandma thought
that I was a ghost.
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It was... It was really a mess.
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Thank you all for coming out
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to support those who have been
displaced by the Blip.
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And, of course,
thanks to our very own
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Spider-Man!
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Thank you, Miss Parker,
for having me.
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And thank you, you guys,
for having me.
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And thank you,
Spider-Man.
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He'll be right back out
to take photos and videos.
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Thank you!
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- That was amazing.
- That was great.
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That was so cool.
I was so nervous.
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I was a little stiff.
I wasn't in the pocket.
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- No, I thought you did great.
- You were a little stiff.
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Uh, yeah, I felt that too.
I felt that too.
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- It's fine, fine.
- Okay.
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- Did you get your passport?
- Yeah.
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- Mini toothpaste?
- Yeah, I did.
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Hey, sorry I'm late.
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Happy. Hey.
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Oh, you look lovely.
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- Thanks. You too.
- Thank you.
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- New dress?
- Yeah, yes, it is.
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It's a new beard.
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It's my... My Blip beard.
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'Cause I grew it
in the Blip.
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It's a Blip beard.
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I see. Yeah.
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The reason I'm late is
because this was misplaced.
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Can you believe it?
It's enormous.
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Not the amount,
the size.
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The amount's nice too.
They're generous.
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Pepper Potts said, sorry
she couldn't be here.
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I think I'm gonna go change
the Sterno
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under the vegan lasagna.
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Spider-Man, go shake hands.
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Will do.
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What just happened?
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Heads up,
Nick Fury's calling you.
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- Nick Fury's gonna call me? Why?
- Yeah.
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Why? He probably has hero stuff
for you to do.
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You're a superhero.
He calls superheroes.
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If it was that important,
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he'd probably call
someone else, not me.
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Apparently not.
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No caller ID.
That's him.
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I don't wanna
talk to Fury.
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- Answer the phone.
- Why?
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If you don't talk to him,
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I have to and I don't want to.
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- Why not?
- I'm scared. Answer the phone.
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- You sent Fury to voicemail?
- Yeah.
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You don't send Fury
to voicemail.
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They're calling me.
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- I gotta go.
- You gotta talk to him.
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I'm gonna call him. I promise,
I'm gonna call him. I will.
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You do not ghost
Nick Fury.
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I promise you, I'll call him.
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After my trip.
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Hey!
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Yeah, hi.
No, no, he's not ghosting you.
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Okay, one question at a time.
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Are you
the head Avenger?
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Are you
the head Avenger now?
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Uh, no, I'm not.
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If aliens come back,
what are you gonna do?
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If aliens come back,
what will you do?
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Does anyone have
neighborhood questions?
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Sean Winford,
Queens Tribune.
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What's it like to take over
from Tony Stark?
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Those are
big shoes to fill.
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I'mma...
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I'm gonna go.
Thanks, everyone, for coming.
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Okay.
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Hungry?
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So sorry.
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I thought you could sense that
with your Peter-tingle.
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Please do not start calling it
my Peter-tingle.
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So, what's up? You can dodge
bullets but not bananas?
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No, I just really
need this vacation.
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I need a break.
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You deserve it. Mm.
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Yeah.
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You know what?
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You should pack your suit,
just in case.
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I have a tingle about it.
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Please stop saying
"tingle," May.
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No.
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No. No, I'm not.
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Vacation, yeah!
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Can you help
me get my stuff up?
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- Oh, sorry, that's mine.
- No worries.
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Give me a tablet.
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Do you want first shift
or second?
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I could take either.
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Give me the third shift.
I took an Ambien.
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I can't chaperone
kids alone.
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Yo, Parker.
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This is called
an airplane.
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It's like buses
you're used to,
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except it flies over
poor neighborhoods
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instead of driving
through them.
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- Ma'am?
- Hmm?
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He Blipped, so technically,
he's 16, not 21.
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I'll take that.
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She's lying.
I don't even know this girl.
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Classic MJ, right?
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Did you know Brad
was coming?
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It... It's so weird.
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Like, one day,
he's that kid who cried
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and got nosebleeds
all the time,
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and suddenly, we Blip back,
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and he's totally ripped
and super nice
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and all these girls
are after him.
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Not all the girls
are after him.
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No, man,
they're all after him.
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- Yeah.
- Here.
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Anyway, on to more important
things. It's a nine-hour flight.
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We can play Beast Slayers
the whole time.
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Are you excited?
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I need help
to sit next to MJ.
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Seriously?
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Yes, seriously.
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What about our plan?
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American bachelors
in Europe.
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That's your plan.
That's a solo plan.
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Come on, this is my plan.
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Please.
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Uh, hey, guys.
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Uh, there's an old lady
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sitting in front of us
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wearing a crazy amount
of perfume,
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and it's kind of setting off
Peter's allergies.
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Um, you know, Betty,
if you could just
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switch seats with him,
that would be...
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He's allergic
to perfume?
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Yeah, yeah,
because, um, it...
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It makes his eyes water,
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- and he can't really...
- Peter has a perfume allergy?
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Oh, uh...
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From experience,
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allergies are no joke.
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I can feel hives
breaking out already.
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MJ, stand up.
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Ned, take MJ's spot.
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MJ, you take my spot.
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Peter,
let's get you out of there.
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- Sorry.
- Zach, Sebastian,
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you take Ned and Peter's seats.
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Ned, thanks for bringing this
to my attention.
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Your safety is my
responsibility.
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And Mr. Dell's, but he's...
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I got it for now.
Let's go, Peter!
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Let's go!
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Yeah, I have a small bladder,
so I took the aisle.
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So did you wanna
play Beast Slayer?
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Nope.
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Have you ever played
any kind of PC game or...?
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00:13:17,795 --> 00:13:20,228
- No.
- Got it. Ahem.
257
00:13:20,230 --> 00:13:24,098
Did I tell you my wife
pretended to Blip out?
258
00:13:24,100 --> 00:13:26,836
Turns out, she ran off
with a guy in her hiking group.
259
00:13:26,838 --> 00:13:28,403
We had a fake funeral
for her...
260
00:13:28,405 --> 00:13:29,739
Well, the funeral
was real
261
00:13:29,741 --> 00:13:31,438
because I thought
she was dead.
262
00:13:31,440 --> 00:13:32,774
Do you wanna
see the video?
263
00:13:32,776 --> 00:13:34,442
Oh, I got
a dual headphone adapter
264
00:13:34,444 --> 00:13:35,843
if you wanna
watch a movie.
265
00:13:35,845 --> 00:13:38,347
Only if it's depressing.
Or hilarious.
266
00:13:38,349 --> 00:13:40,280
Oh, you have
a dual headphone adapter.
267
00:13:40,282 --> 00:13:41,415
We can watch together.
268
00:13:41,417 --> 00:13:42,951
Good afternoon,
269
00:13:42,953 --> 00:13:44,687
this is your captain speaking.
270
00:13:44,689 --> 00:13:46,788
Our flight time today will
be eight hours,
271
00:13:46,790 --> 00:13:48,890
49 minutes
to Venice, Italy.
272
00:14:00,570 --> 00:14:02,940
Oh! Oh!
273
00:14:55,525 --> 00:14:57,893
Hey man, did you see Brad and MJ
on the plane?
274
00:14:57,895 --> 00:15:00,595
They were watching movies
and laughing the entire time.
275
00:15:00,597 --> 00:15:02,364
Dude, don't worry,
okay?
276
00:15:02,366 --> 00:15:03,531
I'm sure
that's nothing.
277
00:15:03,533 --> 00:15:04,533
Hey, babe.
278
00:15:04,535 --> 00:15:05,799
Can you hold this for me?
279
00:15:05,801 --> 00:15:07,471
- Yeah, of course.
- Thanks.
280
00:15:16,379 --> 00:15:17,446
What was that?
281
00:15:17,448 --> 00:15:19,380
Uh, well,
282
00:15:19,382 --> 00:15:21,884
we got to talking on the plane,
and it turns out,
283
00:15:21,886 --> 00:15:23,452
we have a lot in common.
284
00:15:23,454 --> 00:15:26,087
So, uh, we're boyfriend
and girlfriend now.
285
00:15:26,089 --> 00:15:28,957
Whatever happened to being
an American bachelor in Europe?
286
00:15:28,959 --> 00:15:31,726
Peter, those were the words
of a boy.
287
00:15:31,728 --> 00:15:34,261
And that boy met a woman.
288
00:15:34,263 --> 00:15:37,097
A very strong
and powerful woman.
289
00:15:37,099 --> 00:15:40,034
And now,
that boy's a man.
290
00:15:40,036 --> 00:15:42,303
- Babe?
- Coming, babe.
291
00:15:47,276 --> 00:15:49,410
There's nothing in there.
I swear.
292
00:16:05,461 --> 00:16:06,928
These, no.
293
00:16:16,306 --> 00:16:18,506
Sorry. Sorry.
294
00:16:18,508 --> 00:16:20,775
- I'm here.
- Wait, wait, wait.
295
00:16:20,777 --> 00:16:22,944
- I'm here.
- Thank goodness.
296
00:16:56,814 --> 00:16:58,480
Looks like we're here.
297
00:16:58,482 --> 00:17:00,515
They're doing renovations
to the place.
298
00:17:00,517 --> 00:17:03,150
- Getting some upgrades.
- Oh, this is trash.
299
00:17:03,152 --> 00:17:04,752
- That must be the concierge.
- Okay.
300
00:17:04,754 --> 00:17:06,487
Come on, man.
301
00:17:06,489 --> 00:17:09,024
Everyone, here we are.
302
00:17:09,026 --> 00:17:11,259
Whoa!
303
00:17:11,261 --> 00:17:12,726
- Wow!
- Come on in.
304
00:17:12,728 --> 00:17:14,362
This place
is sinking.
305
00:17:14,364 --> 00:17:16,563
- You mean, "charming."
- It stinks.
306
00:17:16,565 --> 00:17:19,033
Okay, everybody,
drop your bags off.
307
00:17:19,035 --> 00:17:21,902
We're gonna meet at the
da Vinci Museum at 3. Let's go!
308
00:17:21,904 --> 00:17:24,072
- ¡Vámanos!
- It's "andiamo."
309
00:17:24,074 --> 00:17:25,372
Andiamo!
310
00:17:25,374 --> 00:17:27,007
When in Rome,
do as Romans do.
311
00:17:27,009 --> 00:17:29,076
When you're in Venice,
your socks get wet.
312
00:17:34,383 --> 00:17:37,084
What's up, Flash Mob?
How you guys doing?
313
00:17:37,086 --> 00:17:38,719
I'm here in
St. Marco Polo's...
314
00:17:40,924 --> 00:17:42,390
- This is so much fun.
- Yeah?
315
00:17:55,905 --> 00:17:57,274
Oh!
316
00:18:05,882 --> 00:18:08,216
Three, two, one...
say pizza!
317
00:18:08,218 --> 00:18:10,552
Pizza! Pizza time!
318
00:18:29,573 --> 00:18:31,739
- Buongiorno.
- Buongiorno.
319
00:18:31,741 --> 00:18:33,240
Hi. Uh...
320
00:18:33,242 --> 00:18:34,809
I'm looking for a, uh...
321
00:18:46,055 --> 00:18:47,389
It's perfect.
322
00:18:57,100 --> 00:18:58,999
What?
323
00:18:59,001 --> 00:19:00,302
The most perfect word.
324
00:19:00,304 --> 00:19:02,137
Italians created it,
I discovered it.
325
00:19:02,139 --> 00:19:04,339
- What does it mean?
- It means a million things.
326
00:19:04,341 --> 00:19:06,175
I don't know.
Get out of my face.
327
00:19:06,177 --> 00:19:08,110
I don't know
and get out of my face.
328
00:19:08,112 --> 00:19:10,879
It's the best thing Italy
created, except for espresso.
329
00:19:10,881 --> 00:19:13,648
Oh, so you've been
drinking espresso?
330
00:19:13,650 --> 00:19:16,517
Hey. German?
American.
331
00:19:16,519 --> 00:19:18,021
A rose for you.
332
00:19:19,623 --> 00:19:20,955
Whoa.
333
00:19:20,957 --> 00:19:22,523
"Boh" is my
new superpower.
334
00:19:22,525 --> 00:19:25,228
It's like the anti- "aloha."
I was born to say this word.
335
00:19:26,196 --> 00:19:27,629
So, what's in the bag?
336
00:19:27,631 --> 00:19:29,596
Oh, uh...
337
00:19:31,501 --> 00:19:32,501
Nice.
338
00:19:40,443 --> 00:19:41,711
Whoa, cool.
339
00:19:58,562 --> 00:19:59,562
What was that?
340
00:20:22,753 --> 00:20:24,555
- Betty! You okay?
- Yeah.
341
00:20:25,623 --> 00:20:27,188
- Oh, my God!
- Come on.
342
00:20:27,190 --> 00:20:28,558
Guys, we gotta go!
343
00:20:32,595 --> 00:20:33,928
- What is that?
- I don't know.
344
00:20:33,930 --> 00:20:35,862
- What'll you do?
- My suit's in the hotel.
345
00:20:35,864 --> 00:20:37,398
- Why?
- I'm on vacation, Ned!
346
00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:39,399
Everyone will see my face.
Get them out.
347
00:20:39,401 --> 00:20:40,401
Go! Just go!
348
00:20:50,747 --> 00:20:51,882
Get out of here. Go!
349
00:20:54,718 --> 00:20:55,753
Oh, my God.
350
00:21:03,826 --> 00:21:04,826
Come on.
351
00:21:18,074 --> 00:21:19,074
Oh, no, you don't.
352
00:21:29,986 --> 00:21:32,256
You okay?
Get out of here. Go!
353
00:22:23,340 --> 00:22:24,406
Excuse me, sir!
354
00:22:24,408 --> 00:22:26,207
I... I can help.
Let me help.
355
00:22:26,209 --> 00:22:27,976
I'm really strong,
and I'm sticky.
356
00:22:27,978 --> 00:22:30,113
I need to lead it away
from the canals.
357
00:22:55,572 --> 00:22:56,905
The da Vinci Museum.
358
00:22:56,907 --> 00:22:59,207
This is why
we're here in Venice.
359
00:22:59,209 --> 00:23:00,807
Oh, this is it.
360
00:23:00,809 --> 00:23:02,043
It's closed.
361
00:23:02,045 --> 00:23:03,911
What do you mean?
Till when?
362
00:23:03,913 --> 00:23:05,012
November.
363
00:23:05,014 --> 00:23:06,581
You didn't check
the website?
364
00:23:06,583 --> 00:23:07,785
Oh, that's
a good idea.
365
00:23:23,100 --> 00:23:24,168
Oh, come on.
366
00:23:28,270 --> 00:23:30,470
Stay low, kids.
We'll be safe here.
367
00:24:29,164 --> 00:24:31,099
- Who is that guy?
- I don't know,
368
00:24:31,101 --> 00:24:32,766
but he's kicking
that water's ass.
369
00:25:03,865 --> 00:25:06,135
Yeah! Yeah!
370
00:25:22,017 --> 00:25:23,551
It's aliens.
It has to be.
371
00:25:23,553 --> 00:25:25,754
BuzzFeed says there's a sailor,
Morris Bench,
372
00:25:25,756 --> 00:25:27,421
who was exposed
to an experimental
373
00:25:27,423 --> 00:25:29,524
underwater generator
and got hydro powers.
374
00:25:29,526 --> 00:25:31,092
You should
definitely believe
375
00:25:31,094 --> 00:25:32,694
everything
on the Internet.
376
00:25:32,696 --> 00:25:35,197
- Spider-Man could take him.
- What do you think it is?
377
00:25:37,033 --> 00:25:39,236
You know,
being a man of science...
378
00:25:40,536 --> 00:25:41,869
witches.
379
00:25:41,871 --> 00:25:43,838
No, no, no.
We wanna stay.
380
00:25:43,840 --> 00:25:45,573
Good thing
I packed your suit, huh?
381
00:25:45,575 --> 00:25:47,073
I can't believe you forgot it.
382
00:25:47,075 --> 00:25:48,508
Yeah.
383
00:25:48,510 --> 00:25:50,076
Who was that guy
you were with?
384
00:25:50,078 --> 00:25:51,345
Was that Mr. Strange?
385
00:25:51,347 --> 00:25:54,247
Doctor Strange, May.
Doctor Strange.
386
00:25:54,249 --> 00:25:55,983
And, no, I don't know
who that was.
387
00:25:55,985 --> 00:25:57,351
It was a new guy.
388
00:25:57,353 --> 00:25:59,486
- I was trying to help him...
- That's my lunch.
389
00:25:59,488 --> 00:26:00,721
Don't eat
that one.
390
00:26:00,723 --> 00:26:01,721
Happy's there?
391
00:26:01,723 --> 00:26:03,858
Yeah, it's Happy.
392
00:26:03,860 --> 00:26:06,092
He's here.
He came by to volunteer.
393
00:26:06,094 --> 00:26:08,362
And he's hanging
around the office.
394
00:26:08,364 --> 00:26:10,864
- And he wants to say hi.
- I don't want... Hi, Peter.
395
00:26:10,866 --> 00:26:12,301
Hey, Happy.
396
00:26:14,069 --> 00:26:17,938
Sorry, I'm working hard here.
I gotta do a... A leaflet drop.
397
00:26:17,940 --> 00:26:20,274
- What are you...?
- Glad you're having a good time.
398
00:26:20,276 --> 00:26:22,278
Don't worry, I'm taking
care of your aunt.
399
00:26:25,213 --> 00:26:27,750
So how's
the plan going?
400
00:26:29,920 --> 00:26:31,919
There's been setbacks,
for sure.
401
00:26:31,921 --> 00:26:34,421
Trust your instincts,
you'll be fine.
402
00:26:34,423 --> 00:26:37,258
I know. Love you.
Bye.
403
00:26:38,894 --> 00:26:40,093
Who is that guy?
404
00:26:40,095 --> 00:26:41,996
He's Iron Man and Thor
rolled into one.
405
00:26:41,998 --> 00:26:44,932
He's all right.
He's no Spider-Man.
406
00:26:44,934 --> 00:26:46,769
What is it with you
and Spider-Man?
407
00:26:47,969 --> 00:26:49,937
What?
He's just awesome, okay?
408
00:26:49,939 --> 00:26:53,373
He protects the neighborhood
and, you know, he's inspiring.
409
00:26:53,375 --> 00:26:55,575
He inspires me
to be a better man.
410
00:26:55,577 --> 00:26:57,978
What's up, dickwad?
Thought you drowned.
411
00:27:01,316 --> 00:27:02,950
Sounds like
his name's Mysterio.
412
00:27:02,952 --> 00:27:04,785
"L'uomo del misterio"
413
00:27:04,787 --> 00:27:06,987
is Italian
for "man of mystery."
414
00:27:06,989 --> 00:27:08,555
They don't know
who he is.
415
00:27:08,557 --> 00:27:10,093
Mysterio.
416
00:27:11,161 --> 00:27:12,429
Cool name.
417
00:27:13,729 --> 00:27:14,996
Babe.
418
00:27:14,998 --> 00:27:17,031
So how much of that
did you actually see?
419
00:27:17,033 --> 00:27:19,100
Not much. I was running.
420
00:27:19,102 --> 00:27:22,003
Right. Me too.
I was also running...
421
00:27:22,005 --> 00:27:23,140
away.
422
00:27:25,174 --> 00:27:27,374
So Paris tomorrow.
423
00:27:27,376 --> 00:27:30,111
Go to the Eiffel Tower.
Should be great.
424
00:27:30,113 --> 00:27:33,046
Yeah, I read it was secretly
built as a mind control antenna
425
00:27:33,048 --> 00:27:34,782
to create an army
of the insane.
426
00:27:34,784 --> 00:27:36,182
Oh.
427
00:27:36,184 --> 00:27:37,185
It's my favorite
428
00:27:37,187 --> 00:27:38,386
destination on the trip.
429
00:27:41,691 --> 00:27:44,057
What are you gonna do about
the water monster?
430
00:27:44,059 --> 00:27:45,994
Nothing. It's dead.
431
00:27:45,996 --> 00:27:48,428
Besides, that Mysterio guy's
all over it.
432
00:27:48,430 --> 00:27:50,297
Look, I just wanna
spend time with MJ.
433
00:27:50,299 --> 00:27:53,300
We were talking about Paris,
and I think she really likes me.
434
00:27:53,302 --> 00:27:54,636
That's nice.
435
00:27:54,638 --> 00:27:56,838
Reminds me of when
Betty and I fell in love.
436
00:27:56,840 --> 00:27:59,042
I had just finished
my fruit cobbler, and...
437
00:28:03,179 --> 00:28:08,051
You're a very difficult person
to contact, Spider-Man.
438
00:28:11,153 --> 00:28:13,053
You're Nick Fury.
439
00:28:13,055 --> 00:28:14,622
And you just shot Ned.
440
00:28:14,624 --> 00:28:16,123
It's a mild tranquilizer.
441
00:28:16,125 --> 00:28:17,123
He'll be all right.
442
00:28:17,125 --> 00:28:20,261
So good to finally meet you.
443
00:28:20,263 --> 00:28:21,928
I saw you at the funeral,
444
00:28:21,930 --> 00:28:24,698
I didn't think that was
a good time to exchange numbers.
445
00:28:24,700 --> 00:28:26,735
No, that would've
been inappropriate.
446
00:28:26,737 --> 00:28:28,870
- That's what I just said.
- Right.
447
00:28:28,872 --> 00:28:31,339
The important thing is,
you're here.
448
00:28:31,341 --> 00:28:32,740
I tried to bring you here.
449
00:28:32,742 --> 00:28:35,709
You avoided me,
and now you're here.
450
00:28:35,711 --> 00:28:37,512
What a coincidence.
451
00:28:37,514 --> 00:28:39,746
Wait. Was this
a coincidence?
452
00:28:39,748 --> 00:28:43,117
I used to know everything.
453
00:28:43,119 --> 00:28:44,953
Then I come back
five years later,
454
00:28:44,955 --> 00:28:46,887
and now I know nothing.
455
00:28:46,889 --> 00:28:49,689
No intel, no team.
456
00:28:49,691 --> 00:28:51,993
And a high school kid
457
00:28:51,995 --> 00:28:55,028
is dodging my calls.
458
00:28:55,030 --> 00:28:56,599
Here's what I do know:
459
00:28:59,401 --> 00:29:04,572
A week ago, a village in Mexico
was wiped out by a cyclone.
460
00:29:04,574 --> 00:29:08,075
Witnesses say
that cyclone had a face.
461
00:29:12,180 --> 00:29:16,417
Three days later,
a similar event in Morocco.
462
00:29:16,419 --> 00:29:18,055
A village was...
463
00:29:19,288 --> 00:29:20,588
Just making the rounds.
464
00:29:20,590 --> 00:29:22,390
See if anyone needs
any counseling
465
00:29:22,392 --> 00:29:24,057
after today's
traumatic events.
466
00:29:24,059 --> 00:29:26,659
No, we'll be okay.
We're fine. Thank you.
467
00:29:26,661 --> 00:29:30,230
Great because I'm...
I'm not qualified to actually...
468
00:29:30,232 --> 00:29:31,631
Oh, he's passed out.
469
00:29:31,633 --> 00:29:34,704
I'm not qualified to
do it anyway, so good night.
470
00:29:36,573 --> 00:29:38,605
That was my teacher.
Sorry about that.
471
00:29:38,607 --> 00:29:39,841
You were saying?
472
00:29:39,843 --> 00:29:41,342
A village was
destroyed by what
473
00:29:41,344 --> 00:29:43,277
may well be
another world-threatening...
474
00:29:43,279 --> 00:29:44,678
Babe, you still awake?
475
00:29:44,680 --> 00:29:46,514
You're not answering
any of my texts.
476
00:29:46,516 --> 00:29:48,282
Um, he's asleep, Betty.
477
00:29:48,284 --> 00:29:49,749
Oh, already?
478
00:29:49,751 --> 00:29:51,585
- Mm-hmm. Yeah.
- Okay.
479
00:29:51,587 --> 00:29:53,454
That's why
it's imperative...
480
00:29:53,456 --> 00:29:55,823
Hey, boys.
So that canal water today
481
00:29:55,825 --> 00:29:57,993
was filled
with dangerous bacteria...
482
00:29:57,995 --> 00:29:59,794
Another person
touches that door,
483
00:29:59,796 --> 00:30:01,829
we are going
to attend another funeral.
484
00:30:01,831 --> 00:30:03,464
- Suit up.
- Let me know if
485
00:30:03,466 --> 00:30:04,966
either of you
develop vomiting.
486
00:30:08,571 --> 00:30:10,638
Stark left these for you.
487
00:30:10,640 --> 00:30:12,309
Really?
488
00:30:22,885 --> 00:30:27,688
"Uneasy lies the head
that wears the crown."
489
00:30:27,690 --> 00:30:29,355
Stark said
you wouldn't get that
490
00:30:29,357 --> 00:30:31,859
because it's not
a Star Wars reference.
491
00:30:35,664 --> 00:30:37,165
You can lose the mask.
492
00:30:37,167 --> 00:30:39,034
Everyone here
has seen you without it.
493
00:30:39,036 --> 00:30:40,700
You'd only be
feigning anonymity
494
00:30:40,702 --> 00:30:43,773
and breathing through spandex
for no good reason.
495
00:30:48,510 --> 00:30:49,879
Come on.
496
00:30:50,580 --> 00:30:51,882
Yeah.
497
00:30:54,883 --> 00:30:57,253
Over there,
we have Maria Hill.
498
00:30:58,554 --> 00:31:01,854
That is Dimitri.
499
00:31:01,856 --> 00:31:05,327
And this is Mr. Beck.
500
00:31:07,630 --> 00:31:08,696
Mysterio?
501
00:31:08,698 --> 00:31:09,865
What?
502
00:31:12,199 --> 00:31:12,966
Doesn't matter.
It's what my friends
503
00:31:12,968 --> 00:31:14,168
have been calling you.
504
00:31:14,170 --> 00:31:17,507
Well, you can
call me Quentin.
505
00:31:19,808 --> 00:31:21,876
You handled yourself well
out there today.
506
00:31:21,878 --> 00:31:23,544
I saw what you did
with the tower.
507
00:31:23,546 --> 00:31:25,612
We could use someone like you
on my world.
508
00:31:25,614 --> 00:31:27,348
Thanks.
509
00:31:27,350 --> 00:31:28,850
I'm sorry. Your world?
510
00:31:28,852 --> 00:31:31,619
Mr. Beck is from Earth.
511
00:31:31,621 --> 00:31:33,187
Just not yours.
512
00:31:33,189 --> 00:31:35,055
There are multiple realities.
513
00:31:35,057 --> 00:31:38,258
This is Earth Dimension 616.
I'm from Earth 833.
514
00:31:38,260 --> 00:31:41,461
I'm sorry, you're saying
there's a multiverse?
515
00:31:41,463 --> 00:31:43,430
'Cause I thought
that was theoretical.
516
00:31:43,432 --> 00:31:45,431
That changes how we understand
the initial singularity.
517
00:31:45,433 --> 00:31:47,802
We're talking about
an eternal inflation system.
518
00:31:47,804 --> 00:31:50,138
How does that even work
with all the quantum...?
519
00:31:50,140 --> 00:31:51,140
It's insane.
520
00:31:52,575 --> 00:31:56,677
S-sorry. It's really cool.
521
00:31:56,679 --> 00:32:00,348
Don't ever apologize for being
the smartest one in the room.
522
00:32:00,350 --> 00:32:02,949
Anyway...
523
00:32:05,054 --> 00:32:08,089
They were born in stable orbits
within black holes.
524
00:32:08,091 --> 00:32:10,358
Creatures formed
from the primary elements:
525
00:32:10,360 --> 00:32:12,960
Air, water, fire, earth.
526
00:32:12,962 --> 00:32:15,596
The Science Division had
a technical name.
527
00:32:15,598 --> 00:32:17,765
We just called them
Elementals.
528
00:32:17,767 --> 00:32:20,266
Versions of them exist
across our mythologies.
529
00:32:20,268 --> 00:32:22,136
Turns out,
the myths are real.
530
00:32:22,138 --> 00:32:24,036
Like Thor.
531
00:32:24,038 --> 00:32:27,175
Thor was a myth, now I study him
in my physics class.
532
00:32:27,177 --> 00:32:29,676
These myths are threats.
533
00:32:29,678 --> 00:32:32,446
They first materialized
on my Earth many years ago.
534
00:32:32,448 --> 00:32:33,913
We mobilized
and fought them,
535
00:32:33,915 --> 00:32:36,516
but with each battle,
they grew, got stronger.
536
00:32:36,518 --> 00:32:39,586
I was part of the last battalion
left trying to stop them.
537
00:32:39,588 --> 00:32:41,855
All we did was
delay the inevitable.
538
00:32:41,857 --> 00:32:45,024
The Elementals are here now,
attacking the same coordinates.
539
00:32:45,026 --> 00:32:46,494
Our satellites
confirm it.
540
00:32:46,496 --> 00:32:49,296
So thank Mr. Beck for destroying
the other three.
541
00:32:49,298 --> 00:32:51,130
There's only one left:
fire.
542
00:32:51,132 --> 00:32:53,501
The strongest
of them all.
543
00:32:53,503 --> 00:32:55,005
The one that destroyed
my Earth.
544
00:32:57,173 --> 00:32:59,073
It's the one
that took my family.
545
00:33:02,344 --> 00:33:03,977
I'm sorry.
546
00:33:03,979 --> 00:33:06,514
And it will be in Prague
in approximately 48 hours.
547
00:33:06,516 --> 00:33:09,417
We have one mission:
kill it.
548
00:33:09,419 --> 00:33:10,653
And you're coming with us.
549
00:33:12,521 --> 00:33:15,422
I'm sorry,
did you say Prague? Heh.
550
00:33:15,424 --> 00:33:17,524
Mr. Fury,
this all seems like bigtime,
551
00:33:17,526 --> 00:33:20,259
you know, huge superhero
kind of stuff.
552
00:33:20,261 --> 00:33:23,831
And, I mean, I'm just a friendly
neighborhood Spider-Man, sir.
553
00:33:23,833 --> 00:33:25,698
Bitch, please.
You've been to space.
554
00:33:25,700 --> 00:33:27,333
I know,
but that was an accident.
555
00:33:27,335 --> 00:33:29,338
There's gotta be someone else
you can use.
556
00:33:30,538 --> 00:33:32,406
- What about Thor?
- Off-world.
557
00:33:32,408 --> 00:33:34,207
Okay, um, Doctor Strange.
558
00:33:34,209 --> 00:33:35,842
- Unavailable.
- Captain Marvel.
559
00:33:35,844 --> 00:33:37,343
Don't invoke her name.
560
00:33:37,345 --> 00:33:39,178
Sir, look,
I really wanna help. I do.
561
00:33:39,180 --> 00:33:42,049
If my aunt finds out I left
my class trip, she'll kill me.
562
00:33:42,051 --> 00:33:44,651
If I'm seen in Europe
after the Washington Monument,
563
00:33:44,653 --> 00:33:46,853
my class will figure out
who I am, and then...
564
00:33:46,855 --> 00:33:48,589
Then the whole world
will figure out
565
00:33:48,591 --> 00:33:50,392
who I am,
then I'm done.
566
00:33:51,026 --> 00:33:52,360
Okay.
567
00:33:52,362 --> 00:33:53,729
I understand.
568
00:33:54,663 --> 00:33:56,330
I'm sorry, what?
569
00:33:56,332 --> 00:33:59,099
Why don't you get back
before your teachers miss you
570
00:33:59,101 --> 00:34:01,669
and become suspicious.
571
00:34:01,671 --> 00:34:03,170
Dimitri.
572
00:34:03,172 --> 00:34:05,505
Take him back to the hotel,
please.
573
00:34:05,507 --> 00:34:06,506
Yes.
574
00:34:06,508 --> 00:34:08,575
Thank you, Mr. Fury.
575
00:34:08,577 --> 00:34:10,643
And, uh, good luck.
576
00:34:12,482 --> 00:34:14,080
See you, kid.
577
00:34:14,082 --> 00:34:15,751
Yeah, see you.
578
00:34:17,219 --> 00:34:19,589
- Bye, ma'am.
- Yeah.
579
00:34:24,227 --> 00:34:25,692
Okay, drink lots
of water.
580
00:34:25,694 --> 00:34:27,594
I'm gonna get you
a vitamin C pill.
581
00:34:27,596 --> 00:34:30,563
- You cannot get sick, okay?
- Okay. Thanks, baby.
582
00:34:30,565 --> 00:34:32,433
Hey, man, are you sure
you're good?
583
00:34:32,435 --> 00:34:33,967
Oh, dude, I'm fine.
584
00:34:33,969 --> 00:34:35,469
- Okay. Nice.
- Don't worry.
585
00:34:35,471 --> 00:34:38,071
Seriously, getting tranq'd
in the neck by Nick Fury,
586
00:34:38,073 --> 00:34:40,440
probably the coolest thing
to ever happen to me.
587
00:34:40,442 --> 00:34:41,808
- It is pretty awesome.
- Yeah.
588
00:34:41,810 --> 00:34:43,743
I'm happy I don't have
to go to Prague.
589
00:34:43,745 --> 00:34:45,045
- Seriously.
- Good news.
590
00:34:45,047 --> 00:34:47,580
We're going to Prague. Huh?
591
00:34:47,582 --> 00:34:49,149
- What?
- Prague?
592
00:34:49,151 --> 00:34:51,585
Yeah. Tour company called.
They upgraded us.
593
00:34:51,587 --> 00:34:53,821
You should've heard me
on the phone with them.
594
00:34:53,823 --> 00:34:55,288
I really gave them hell.
595
00:34:55,290 --> 00:34:56,757
All I heard was
crying.
596
00:34:56,759 --> 00:34:58,259
Look at
our upgraded ride. Huh?
597
00:34:58,261 --> 00:34:59,458
Whoa, bro,
you see that?
598
00:34:59,460 --> 00:35:00,728
It's pretty sick.
599
00:35:00,730 --> 00:35:02,696
I'm impressed,
Mr. Harrington.
600
00:35:02,698 --> 00:35:04,364
Oh, come on.
601
00:35:04,366 --> 00:35:07,868
Peter, what...?
What's going on?
602
00:35:07,870 --> 00:35:11,304
I think Nick Fury just hijacked
our summer vacation.
603
00:35:11,306 --> 00:35:14,741
I'm, uh, Mr. Harrington
to the kids...
604
00:35:14,743 --> 00:35:16,476
- Oh, all right.
- Okay.
605
00:35:16,478 --> 00:35:17,681
Awesome.
606
00:35:18,881 --> 00:35:21,281
Yeah. Awesome.
607
00:35:43,839 --> 00:35:46,339
Yo, what's up, Flash Mob?
It's your boy, the Big F,
608
00:35:46,341 --> 00:35:49,144
cruising through the Alps
with my private driver, Dimitri.
609
00:36:10,600 --> 00:36:13,433
"For the next Tony Stark,
I trust you.
610
00:36:13,435 --> 00:36:15,038
Say EDITH."
611
00:36:17,006 --> 00:36:20,341
Stand by for
retinal and biometric scan.
612
00:36:20,343 --> 00:36:22,509
Retinal and biometric scan
accepted.
613
00:36:22,511 --> 00:36:24,844
- Hello?
- Hello, Peter.
614
00:36:24,846 --> 00:36:26,813
I am EDITH, Tony Stark's
615
00:36:26,815 --> 00:36:30,016
augmented-reality
security and defense system.
616
00:36:30,018 --> 00:36:32,819
- So he made you for me?
- No. But you have access
617
00:36:32,821 --> 00:36:35,022
- to all of Tony's protocols.
- Cool.
618
00:36:35,024 --> 00:36:37,091
Would you like
to see what I can do?
619
00:36:42,431 --> 00:36:46,500
EDITH stands for
"Even dead, I'm the hero."
620
00:36:46,502 --> 00:36:48,067
Tony loved his acronyms.
621
00:36:48,069 --> 00:36:50,705
- Yeah, he did.
- I have access to
622
00:36:50,707 --> 00:36:52,940
the entire
Stark Global Security network,
623
00:36:52,942 --> 00:36:55,009
including multiple
defense satellites,
624
00:36:55,011 --> 00:36:56,576
as well as back doors
625
00:36:56,578 --> 00:36:58,448
to all major
telecommunication networks.
626
00:36:59,415 --> 00:37:00,450
Whoa.
627
00:37:05,355 --> 00:37:06,589
Is MJ texting?
628
00:37:09,392 --> 00:37:11,324
No. Don't look at it.
Don't look at it.
629
00:37:11,326 --> 00:37:13,393
That's wrong. That's wrong.
630
00:37:31,013 --> 00:37:33,379
Petrol and toilets.
Ten minutes!
631
00:37:33,381 --> 00:37:35,549
Flash Mob, this is what
we doing out here...
632
00:37:35,551 --> 00:37:37,917
Toilet, toilet, toilet.
Which way to the toilet?
633
00:37:37,919 --> 00:37:39,618
Ten minutes,
everyone.
634
00:37:39,620 --> 00:37:42,758
Dimitri,
where exactly are we?
635
00:37:44,893 --> 00:37:46,125
Okay.
I'll figure it out.
636
00:37:46,127 --> 00:37:47,426
Oh, my gosh,
it's so sick.
637
00:37:47,428 --> 00:37:49,629
It's beautiful.
638
00:37:49,631 --> 00:37:50,933
What?
639
00:38:03,678 --> 00:38:04,911
Hello.
640
00:38:04,913 --> 00:38:06,149
Close the door.
641
00:38:10,118 --> 00:38:12,118
Um...
642
00:38:12,120 --> 00:38:13,487
I'm Peter Parker.
643
00:38:13,489 --> 00:38:15,325
Take off your clothes.
644
00:38:16,759 --> 00:38:18,091
- Excuse me?
- You told Fury
645
00:38:18,093 --> 00:38:20,560
Spider-Man
cannot be seen in Europe.
646
00:38:20,562 --> 00:38:22,531
So I made you this,
another suit.
647
00:38:23,931 --> 00:38:26,667
Oh, uh, thank you.
648
00:38:26,669 --> 00:38:28,902
I'm sure it fits fine.
I don't need to try...
649
00:38:28,904 --> 00:38:31,341
- Take off your clothes.
- Okay.
650
00:38:32,942 --> 00:38:34,344
Sure.
651
00:38:35,977 --> 00:38:38,078
- It's a little embarrassing.
- Now. Hurry up.
652
00:38:38,080 --> 00:38:41,049
This is weird. Heh.
653
00:38:43,118 --> 00:38:44,650
No, no, no. Don't...
654
00:38:44,652 --> 00:38:45,888
Whoa.
655
00:38:46,855 --> 00:38:48,154
Uh...
656
00:38:48,156 --> 00:38:50,190
Sorry. I thought
this was the bathroom.
657
00:38:50,192 --> 00:38:51,792
This is not
what it looks like.
658
00:38:51,794 --> 00:38:53,159
- Just...
- Yeah.
659
00:38:53,161 --> 00:38:55,196
- What are you doing?
- I'll leave you alone.
660
00:38:55,198 --> 00:38:56,964
Oh, my God.
Don't shoot anybody.
661
00:38:56,966 --> 00:38:59,065
Brad? It's not what
it looks like, buddy.
662
00:38:59,067 --> 00:39:01,067
- Hey, man, look, that's...
- Look, Peter,
663
00:39:01,069 --> 00:39:03,335
I'm not here to judge
your life choices, dude.
664
00:39:03,337 --> 00:39:06,038
If you want to hook up with
some random European chick,
665
00:39:06,040 --> 00:39:08,009
- that's on you.
- That's not what that was.
666
00:39:08,011 --> 00:39:09,975
I can't pretend
I didn't see what I saw.
667
00:39:09,977 --> 00:39:12,446
I know you're trying
to get with MJ. It's obvious.
668
00:39:12,448 --> 00:39:14,614
- But I like her too.
- Wait a minute. Hey, hey.
669
00:39:14,616 --> 00:39:16,650
You cannot show her
that photo, dude.
670
00:39:16,652 --> 00:39:18,518
I'm sorry, man.
I have to.
671
00:39:18,520 --> 00:39:20,821
She deserves the truth.
672
00:39:20,823 --> 00:39:23,391
Okay, put your one foot
in front of the other,
673
00:39:23,393 --> 00:39:25,324
and, everybody,
back on the bus.
674
00:39:25,326 --> 00:39:27,330
It's been 10 minutes.
Let's go!
675
00:39:32,033 --> 00:39:34,533
What's up, Flash Mob?
It's your boy, Big F...
676
00:39:34,535 --> 00:39:36,303
- EDITH?
- Hello, Peter.
677
00:39:36,305 --> 00:39:38,304
- How can I help you?
- Hey. There's this guy
678
00:39:38,306 --> 00:39:40,306
in my class who's gonna
ruin everything...
679
00:39:40,308 --> 00:39:42,641
Peter,
I'm having difficulty hearing you.
680
00:39:42,643 --> 00:39:44,078
Can you please speak up?
681
00:39:44,080 --> 00:39:46,580
Um, Brad Davis.
He has a photo of me.
682
00:39:46,582 --> 00:39:48,716
Brad Davis. Is he a target?
683
00:39:48,718 --> 00:39:50,053
Is Brad a target? Um...
684
00:39:55,256 --> 00:39:57,424
Yeah. He's a target.
He's a target.
685
00:39:57,426 --> 00:39:59,025
Copy that.
686
00:39:59,027 --> 00:40:01,728
Target is Brad Davis.
Initiating strike.
687
00:40:01,730 --> 00:40:03,096
Initiating what, now?
688
00:40:03,098 --> 00:40:04,797
Intercept point determined.
689
00:40:04,799 --> 00:40:06,366
- Releasing kill vehicle.
- EDITH.
690
00:40:29,924 --> 00:40:31,958
- Oh, my God.
- Dope glasses, Parker.
691
00:40:31,960 --> 00:40:34,294
- How'd you pay for these?
- Flash, give them back.
692
00:40:34,296 --> 00:40:37,464
- I'm paying you a compliment.
- Please give me...
693
00:40:37,466 --> 00:40:38,668
I'm so sorry.
694
00:40:41,036 --> 00:40:42,234
EDITH, don't kill Brad.
695
00:40:42,236 --> 00:40:43,737
Do you want me to cancel
696
00:40:43,739 --> 00:40:45,237
the drone strike
on Brad Davis?
697
00:40:45,239 --> 00:40:46,640
- Did you just punch Flash?
- No.
698
00:40:46,642 --> 00:40:47,642
Firing.
699
00:40:50,513 --> 00:40:52,178
Oh, look out!
700
00:40:55,785 --> 00:40:57,417
Hey, this is not the autobahn!
701
00:40:57,419 --> 00:40:58,984
- EDITH.
- Harrington!
702
00:40:58,986 --> 00:41:01,289
- Is this the autobahn?
- Appears to be.
703
00:41:02,924 --> 00:41:04,591
Commencing second strike.
704
00:41:04,593 --> 00:41:06,493
Peter. Plant your fanny
and buckle up.
705
00:41:06,495 --> 00:41:08,094
Look at
the baby mountain goats!
706
00:41:08,096 --> 00:41:10,797
- Baby mountain goats?
- Ooh, I see them.
707
00:41:24,312 --> 00:41:26,614
I don't see
any mountain goats.
708
00:41:26,616 --> 00:41:28,147
You missed them.
709
00:41:28,149 --> 00:41:30,650
I know you think none of us
have noticed, Peter...
710
00:41:30,652 --> 00:41:32,085
What?
711
00:41:32,087 --> 00:41:34,654
...but your new look,
I love it.
712
00:41:34,656 --> 00:41:36,656
- Right, babe?
- Thanks.
713
00:41:36,658 --> 00:41:39,627
Yeah. Sophisticated,
classy, very European.
714
00:41:39,629 --> 00:41:40,759
Oh, man.
715
00:41:41,997 --> 00:41:43,964
Let's try that again.
716
00:41:43,966 --> 00:41:47,333
Uh, this is so weird.
It was right here on my phone.
717
00:41:47,335 --> 00:41:50,372
- I-I...
- Yeah. Weird.
718
00:41:55,810 --> 00:41:57,210
Ow.
719
00:42:19,401 --> 00:42:22,335
- Whoa, freaking beautiful.
- This is amazing.
720
00:42:22,337 --> 00:42:24,839
Wow, this place
is so classy.
721
00:42:24,841 --> 00:42:26,406
Yeah, so why
are we here?
722
00:42:26,408 --> 00:42:28,208
Speak for yourself.
723
00:42:28,210 --> 00:42:29,842
I'm home.
724
00:42:29,844 --> 00:42:31,511
What can I say?
725
00:42:31,513 --> 00:42:33,846
The squeaky wheel gets
the upgrade grease.
726
00:42:33,848 --> 00:42:37,551
Everyone get settled in, rest up
because tonight, big surprise,
727
00:42:37,553 --> 00:42:40,152
is Prague's annual...
728
00:42:40,154 --> 00:42:41,754
- ...Carnival of Lights.
- Yeah!
729
00:42:41,756 --> 00:42:43,357
- Hello?
- Parker, it's Hill.
730
00:42:43,359 --> 00:42:45,058
There's an earpiece
with your suit.
731
00:42:45,060 --> 00:42:47,060
Put it on and await
further instructions.
732
00:42:47,062 --> 00:42:48,395
- Understood?
- Uh, yes, ma'am.
733
00:42:48,397 --> 00:42:49,763
- Yeah.
- Hey, man.
734
00:42:49,765 --> 00:42:52,098
- Hey.
- Look, I am so sorry
735
00:42:52,100 --> 00:42:54,734
if I seem like I'm preoccupied
with my relationship.
736
00:42:54,736 --> 00:42:56,303
I'm still your guy
in the chair.
737
00:42:56,305 --> 00:42:58,304
No, it's all good.
Don't worry about it.
738
00:42:58,306 --> 00:43:00,940
- Okay. Great, great.
- It's fine.
739
00:43:00,942 --> 00:43:03,375
So, what's the status
on the Elemental thing?
740
00:43:03,377 --> 00:43:05,911
- Where's it gonna happen?
- Uh, here in the city.
741
00:43:05,913 --> 00:43:08,315
- Peter, we're here.
- I know, I know. It's not good.
742
00:43:08,317 --> 00:43:09,716
It's... I'm figuring it out.
743
00:43:09,718 --> 00:43:11,784
You have to do something,
Peter, please.
744
00:43:11,786 --> 00:43:13,152
We're all counting on you.
745
00:43:13,154 --> 00:43:15,121
- Ned.
- Yeah. Yeah, babe.
746
00:43:15,123 --> 00:43:17,958
The good news is,
we've all got our own rooms.
747
00:43:17,960 --> 00:43:19,759
- It's about time.
- Serious?
748
00:43:19,761 --> 00:43:22,261
- Parker? Parker!
- Yes, sir.
749
00:43:22,263 --> 00:43:24,630
That thing is going to be here
in a few hours.
750
00:43:24,632 --> 00:43:26,598
- Are we boring you?
- He's not bored.
751
00:43:26,600 --> 00:43:28,701
He's thinking about
how you kidnapped him.
752
00:43:28,703 --> 00:43:30,303
He had obstacles.
753
00:43:30,305 --> 00:43:32,272
I removed them.
754
00:43:32,274 --> 00:43:34,207
They still won't
evacuate the city.
755
00:43:34,209 --> 00:43:36,877
Idiots.
756
00:43:36,879 --> 00:43:38,745
So, what's the plan,
Parker?
757
00:43:38,747 --> 00:43:41,248
I will be in
the cathedral tower,
758
00:43:41,250 --> 00:43:42,949
keeping watch
for the fire monster.
759
00:43:42,951 --> 00:43:45,551
When that shows up,
I will radio you guys,
760
00:43:45,553 --> 00:43:48,990
- and then Mr. Beck and I will...
- My name is Mysterio.
761
00:43:51,759 --> 00:43:54,259
That's when Mysterio and I
will move in.
762
00:43:54,261 --> 00:43:55,661
Peter, listen to me.
763
00:43:55,663 --> 00:43:58,332
The best hope you have,
the only hope,
764
00:43:58,334 --> 00:44:01,868
is to stop it here now,
no matter what the cost.
765
00:44:01,870 --> 00:44:04,004
Maneuver it away
from civilians if you can,
766
00:44:04,006 --> 00:44:06,973
but most important,
keep it away from metal.
767
00:44:06,975 --> 00:44:08,942
If it gets too big,
it'll be able to
768
00:44:08,944 --> 00:44:10,611
draw power
from the Earth's core.
769
00:44:10,613 --> 00:44:13,850
After that,
there's no way to stop it.
770
00:44:17,652 --> 00:44:19,319
Hey, my friends are here.
771
00:44:19,321 --> 00:44:21,888
I can't help but think
we're putting them in danger.
772
00:44:21,890 --> 00:44:25,091
You're worried about us
hurting your friends?
773
00:44:25,093 --> 00:44:30,196
You, who called a drone strike
on your own school tour bus?
774
00:44:30,198 --> 00:44:33,632
Stark gave you
a multibillion-dollar
775
00:44:33,634 --> 00:44:35,969
A.R. tactical
intelligence system,
776
00:44:35,971 --> 00:44:37,638
and the first thing
you do with it
777
00:44:37,640 --> 00:44:39,205
is try and blow up
your friends.
778
00:44:39,207 --> 00:44:44,180
It's clear to me that
you were not ready for this.
779
00:44:50,152 --> 00:44:53,219
Fury asked me to come up here
and see how you were doing.
780
00:44:53,221 --> 00:44:55,388
He just... He felt bad
about snapping at you.
781
00:44:55,390 --> 00:44:56,855
Really?
782
00:44:56,857 --> 00:44:59,426
You guys do have sarcasm
on this Earth, right?
783
00:45:00,928 --> 00:45:02,197
How you feeling?
784
00:45:04,598 --> 00:45:06,900
Uh...
785
00:45:06,902 --> 00:45:10,270
I didn't think I was gonna have
to save the world this summer.
786
00:45:10,272 --> 00:45:12,874
I know that makes me sound
like such a jerk. I just...
787
00:45:14,609 --> 00:45:18,111
I had this plan with this girl
that I really like...
788
00:45:18,113 --> 00:45:20,950
and now it's all ruined.
789
00:45:27,756 --> 00:45:30,759
You're not a jerk
for wanting a normal life, kid.
790
00:45:32,326 --> 00:45:33,826
It's a hard path.
791
00:45:33,828 --> 00:45:36,196
You see things.
You do things.
792
00:45:36,198 --> 00:45:37,466
You make choices.
793
00:45:38,834 --> 00:45:40,402
People look up to you...
794
00:45:42,103 --> 00:45:44,473
and even if you win a battle,
sometimes they die.
795
00:45:45,741 --> 00:45:47,576
I like you, Peter.
You're a good kid.
796
00:45:49,343 --> 00:45:52,946
There's a part of me that
wants me to tell you, just...
797
00:45:52,948 --> 00:45:54,880
turn around,
run away from all this.
798
00:45:54,882 --> 00:45:56,549
Then there's
another part of me
799
00:45:56,551 --> 00:45:58,752
that knows what
we're about to fight,
800
00:45:58,754 --> 00:46:02,158
what's at stake,
and I'm glad you're here.
801
00:46:03,426 --> 00:46:04,725
Me too.
802
00:46:04,727 --> 00:46:07,092
But you're worried about
your friends.
803
00:46:07,094 --> 00:46:08,962
Yeah.
804
00:46:08,964 --> 00:46:11,899
Just always feel like
I'm putting them in danger.
805
00:46:11,901 --> 00:46:14,500
Look,
just get them inside
806
00:46:14,502 --> 00:46:17,002
and keep them in a safe place
for just a few hours.
807
00:46:17,004 --> 00:46:18,039
They'll be all right.
808
00:46:19,808 --> 00:46:22,609
It's really nice to have
somebody to talk to
809
00:46:22,611 --> 00:46:24,547
about superhero stuff,
you know?
810
00:46:26,181 --> 00:46:27,614
Anytime.
811
00:46:27,616 --> 00:46:30,283
And, hey,
we survive this,
812
00:46:30,285 --> 00:46:32,317
you'll have all summer
to kill Brad.
813
00:46:35,823 --> 00:46:37,323
See you out there.
814
00:46:37,325 --> 00:46:38,325
All right.
815
00:46:42,564 --> 00:46:43,596
Scusi.
816
00:46:43,598 --> 00:46:46,565
Sorry, that's Italian.
817
00:46:48,402 --> 00:46:51,737
Okay. EDITH?
Oh, come on.
818
00:46:51,739 --> 00:46:53,607
- Hello, Peter.
- Hey, uh...
819
00:46:53,609 --> 00:46:56,475
I need a way to keep my friends
inside the next few hours.
820
00:46:56,477 --> 00:46:58,143
Let's see what we can do.
821
00:46:58,145 --> 00:46:59,879
Good news.
822
00:46:59,881 --> 00:47:01,547
We're going to the opera!
823
00:47:01,549 --> 00:47:03,216
- You're kidding me.
- The opera?
824
00:47:03,218 --> 00:47:04,384
Don't look at me.
825
00:47:04,386 --> 00:47:05,886
What happened
to the carnival?
826
00:47:05,888 --> 00:47:07,620
This is upgrade living, guys.
827
00:47:07,622 --> 00:47:11,458
Come on. The tour company
just gave us these tickets.
828
00:47:11,460 --> 00:47:14,493
For free! Do you have any idea
how much opera tickets cost?
829
00:47:14,495 --> 00:47:18,964
No, because none of us have ever
wanted to go to the opera, ever.
830
00:47:18,966 --> 00:47:22,000
Uh, I think this is gonna be
culturally enriching for us.
831
00:47:22,002 --> 00:47:23,569
Thank you, Ned.
832
00:47:23,571 --> 00:47:26,672
Everyone,
this is gonna be, maybe,
833
00:47:26,674 --> 00:47:29,542
the best four hours
of our whole trip.
834
00:47:29,544 --> 00:47:31,044
Four hours?
835
00:47:31,046 --> 00:47:33,647
Guys, I think this
is gonna be fun. Seriously.
836
00:47:35,850 --> 00:47:39,152
I bet now you're all happy
I had you pack a nice outfit.
837
00:47:39,154 --> 00:47:41,821
Yeah, because we'd much
rather go to a four-hour opera
838
00:47:41,823 --> 00:47:43,890
instead of the biggest party
in the world.
839
00:47:43,892 --> 00:47:46,493
Again,
don't look at me.
840
00:47:46,495 --> 00:47:48,328
Parker, do you copy?
841
00:47:48,330 --> 00:47:49,598
Comm check, one, two.
842
00:47:51,732 --> 00:47:53,966
Okay, here we are.
843
00:47:53,968 --> 00:47:55,669
Beat the rush.
844
00:47:55,671 --> 00:47:57,304
Yeah, the rush out.
845
00:47:57,306 --> 00:48:00,509
Lucky for us, we got
the best seats in the house.
846
00:48:01,676 --> 00:48:02,676
Let's go.
847
00:48:04,346 --> 00:48:06,114
Hey.
I'll save you a seat.
848
00:48:13,589 --> 00:48:14,955
You look really pretty.
849
00:48:14,957 --> 00:48:16,788
And therefore,
I have value?
850
00:48:16,790 --> 00:48:19,759
No. No, that's not what
I meant at all. I was just...
851
00:48:19,761 --> 00:48:21,226
I'm messing with you.
852
00:48:22,364 --> 00:48:24,263
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
853
00:48:24,265 --> 00:48:27,299
- You look pretty too.
- Thank you.
854
00:48:27,301 --> 00:48:29,902
- Oh, my gosh! Opera glasses!
- So cute.
855
00:48:29,904 --> 00:48:31,737
- Can I...?
- Yeah.
856
00:48:31,739 --> 00:48:34,007
Want to go in on a pair?
857
00:48:34,009 --> 00:48:35,607
You mean,
sit next to each other?
858
00:48:35,609 --> 00:48:36,942
Yeah.
859
00:48:36,944 --> 00:48:38,779
Are you in position?
860
00:48:38,781 --> 00:48:40,346
- No.
- Okay. No...
861
00:48:40,348 --> 00:48:41,882
Why the hell not? Parker?
862
00:48:41,884 --> 00:48:43,516
You don't want to
sit next to me,
863
00:48:43,518 --> 00:48:45,451
or, no, you just
don't want the glasses?
864
00:48:45,453 --> 00:48:47,187
I didn't mean that.
Uh, uh...
865
00:48:47,189 --> 00:48:49,558
If you go ahead,
I'll go grab us a pair.
866
00:48:50,859 --> 00:48:52,592
I'll save you
a seat next to me.
867
00:48:52,594 --> 00:48:53,861
Awesome.
868
00:48:53,863 --> 00:48:56,129
A lot of seats,
so I'll be up there.
869
00:48:56,131 --> 00:48:57,330
Okay.
870
00:48:57,332 --> 00:49:00,132
- Parker.
- No, I'm coming. I'm...
871
00:49:00,134 --> 00:49:02,601
Hey, I gotta go.
Could you tell MJ
872
00:49:02,603 --> 00:49:04,504
that I'm sick
or something?
873
00:49:04,506 --> 00:49:06,440
Okay. Be careful.
874
00:49:06,442 --> 00:49:08,107
And Peter,
whatever you do,
875
00:49:08,109 --> 00:49:10,609
please steer the monster away
from the opera house.
876
00:49:10,611 --> 00:49:12,411
Yeah, Ned, I know.
877
00:49:12,413 --> 00:49:13,446
- Okay.
- Okay?
878
00:49:13,448 --> 00:49:14,983
- Yeah.
- Gotta go.
879
00:49:30,098 --> 00:49:33,132
Parker!
You better be on your way.
880
00:49:33,134 --> 00:49:34,266
Coming.
881
00:49:40,408 --> 00:49:42,775
Where do you think she's going?
To the carnival?
882
00:49:42,777 --> 00:49:45,245
- Oh, I... I don't...
- We should go. Yes, we should go.
883
00:49:45,247 --> 00:49:48,647
Come on, let's go.
Come on.
884
00:50:03,531 --> 00:50:05,665
All right. I'm in position.
885
00:50:05,667 --> 00:50:07,466
Uh, as soon as
I see something,
886
00:50:07,468 --> 00:50:09,634
Beck, I'll, uh...
I'll let you know.
887
00:50:09,636 --> 00:50:11,804
- Roger that.
- How's the suit?
888
00:50:11,806 --> 00:50:14,040
Ah, the suit's great.
It's awesome.
889
00:50:14,042 --> 00:50:16,375
It's a little tight
around the old web-shooter.
890
00:50:16,377 --> 00:50:18,411
- Parker!
- Okay, I'll shut up.
891
00:50:18,413 --> 00:50:21,013
Oh, my God, babe,
isn't this beautiful?
892
00:50:21,015 --> 00:50:23,417
Yeah, it's real beautiful,
babe.
893
00:50:23,419 --> 00:50:26,752
- What's wrong?
- You know, honestly, I just...
894
00:50:26,754 --> 00:50:29,388
I don't do well with big crowds,
so maybe we should...
895
00:50:29,390 --> 00:50:32,658
I have the perfect thing.
Come on.
896
00:50:32,660 --> 00:50:34,027
Heh.
897
00:50:40,701 --> 00:50:42,335
Don't worry, babe.
898
00:50:42,337 --> 00:50:44,837
We'll get away from the crowds,
get some fresh air.
899
00:50:44,839 --> 00:50:46,542
You'll feel
a thousand times better.
900
00:50:51,645 --> 00:50:52,879
Energy spiking.
901
00:50:52,881 --> 00:50:54,214
We have seismic activity.
902
00:51:05,826 --> 00:51:08,694
Okay, he's here! Beck, are you
ready? You know what to do.
903
00:51:08,696 --> 00:51:11,099
On your lead, Spider-Man.
904
00:51:16,538 --> 00:51:17,603
No, come back!
905
00:51:17,605 --> 00:51:19,174
Come back and help us!
906
00:51:25,913 --> 00:51:27,116
You're up, kid.
907
00:51:39,928 --> 00:51:41,426
Wait, wait. Is that...?
908
00:51:41,428 --> 00:51:42,962
Do you think
that's Spider-Man?
909
00:51:42,964 --> 00:51:44,230
Uh-uh.
No, no, no.
910
00:51:44,232 --> 00:51:46,199
It's a European
rip-off version of him.
911
00:51:46,201 --> 00:51:48,070
I actually read about him.
It's not him.
912
00:52:01,716 --> 00:52:03,783
No, Beck!
He's got the carousel!
913
00:52:03,785 --> 00:52:05,618
He's getting bigger!
914
00:52:05,620 --> 00:52:07,453
What's his name?
What's his name?
915
00:52:07,455 --> 00:52:09,121
Uh, it's Night...
Night Monkey.
916
00:52:09,123 --> 00:52:10,623
- Night Monkey?
- Yeah.
917
00:52:10,625 --> 00:52:12,257
- Yeah.
- Night Monkey!
918
00:52:12,259 --> 00:52:14,326
- Yeah. Night Monkey.
- Night Monkey, help!
919
00:52:14,328 --> 00:52:15,594
- Save us!
- What?
920
00:52:15,596 --> 00:52:17,263
Night Monkey, we're stuck!
921
00:52:17,265 --> 00:52:19,033
- Oh, no, no.
- Help us! Help!
922
00:52:33,348 --> 00:52:34,348
Are you okay?
923
00:52:37,886 --> 00:52:39,618
On to Plan B?
924
00:52:39,620 --> 00:52:42,288
Yeah! We gotta hit him
with something he can't absorb!
925
00:52:42,290 --> 00:52:44,757
I go left,
you go right! Now!
926
00:53:00,607 --> 00:53:01,873
Okay, shoot him!
927
00:53:01,875 --> 00:53:03,275
Yeah!
928
00:53:05,346 --> 00:53:07,582
That hurt him.
Keep it coming.
929
00:53:15,656 --> 00:53:17,591
Spider-Man,
keep your distance.
930
00:53:17,593 --> 00:53:19,491
I'm trying!
931
00:53:19,493 --> 00:53:21,828
Can't let him get
near the Ferris wheel.
932
00:53:21,830 --> 00:53:23,429
Okay. I'm on it!
933
00:53:34,075 --> 00:53:35,743
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
934
00:53:46,254 --> 00:53:48,223
Whoa, what is that?!
935
00:53:55,663 --> 00:53:57,065
Betty! Betty!
936
00:54:17,752 --> 00:54:20,622
That's it! Nice!
Nice! You got him!
937
00:54:26,928 --> 00:54:28,931
No, no, no.
938
00:54:35,337 --> 00:54:36,505
It's too late.
939
00:54:37,906 --> 00:54:39,971
Whatever happens...
940
00:54:39,973 --> 00:54:41,674
I'm glad we met.
941
00:54:41,676 --> 00:54:43,444
Beck,
what are you doing?
942
00:54:44,779 --> 00:54:47,114
What I should have done
last time.
943
00:54:52,053 --> 00:54:53,121
Beck, don't do it!
944
00:54:57,792 --> 00:54:58,991
Beck!
945
00:55:19,214 --> 00:55:20,748
Mr. Beck?
946
00:55:23,484 --> 00:55:24,852
Oh, thank God.
947
00:55:33,460 --> 00:55:34,993
I would totally kiss you,
948
00:55:34,995 --> 00:55:37,365
but I think I just threw up
in my mouth a little.
949
00:55:41,002 --> 00:55:42,437
I might have a mint.
950
00:55:44,239 --> 00:55:45,370
So it's over?
951
00:55:45,372 --> 00:55:47,205
That was the last of them.
952
00:55:47,207 --> 00:55:50,375
But not the last threat
we'll ever face.
953
00:55:50,377 --> 00:55:54,045
We need to stay vigilant.
954
00:55:54,047 --> 00:55:56,649
There's a void in this world
for someone like you.
955
00:55:56,651 --> 00:56:00,620
Hill and I are going to Europol
headquarters in Berlin tomorrow.
956
00:56:00,622 --> 00:56:02,257
You should join us.
957
00:56:03,857 --> 00:56:06,594
Thank you. I just might
take you up on that.
958
00:56:16,203 --> 00:56:20,239
You got gifts, Parker,
but you didn't wanna be here.
959
00:56:20,241 --> 00:56:21,440
Mr. Fury, I...
960
00:56:21,442 --> 00:56:24,176
I'd love to have you
in Berlin too.
961
00:56:24,178 --> 00:56:29,248
But you got to decide whether
you're going to step up or not.
962
00:56:29,250 --> 00:56:30,949
Stark chose you.
963
00:56:30,951 --> 00:56:33,786
He made you an Avenger.
964
00:56:33,788 --> 00:56:35,888
I need that.
965
00:56:35,890 --> 00:56:38,257
The world needs that.
966
00:56:38,259 --> 00:56:40,996
Maybe Stark was wrong.
967
00:56:43,864 --> 00:56:45,000
Was he?
968
00:56:47,134 --> 00:56:49,201
The choice is yours.
969
00:57:03,384 --> 00:57:05,286
Let's get a drink.
970
00:57:08,089 --> 00:57:09,721
I'm not 21.
971
00:57:16,698 --> 00:57:18,100
Hey.
972
00:57:20,401 --> 00:57:23,169
You gotta celebrate.
We did something good tonight.
973
00:57:23,171 --> 00:57:24,473
Yeah.
974
00:57:25,506 --> 00:57:27,473
Fury was right.
975
00:57:27,475 --> 00:57:30,009
Tony did a lot
for me...
976
00:57:30,011 --> 00:57:32,112
so I owe it to him,
to everybody.
977
00:57:32,114 --> 00:57:34,080
Do you?
978
00:57:34,082 --> 00:57:36,018
Yeah. I mean...
979
00:57:37,852 --> 00:57:40,620
Mr. Stark gave me
the chance to be more.
980
00:57:40,622 --> 00:57:42,453
He wanted me to be
better than him.
981
00:57:42,455 --> 00:57:44,524
And Fury just wants me
to live up to that.
982
00:57:44,526 --> 00:57:46,091
What do you want, Peter?
983
00:57:46,093 --> 00:57:48,828
- What do you mean?
- What do you want?
984
00:57:48,830 --> 00:57:51,129
I don't know.
985
00:57:51,131 --> 00:57:52,931
What do you want?
Peter Parker. Now.
986
00:57:52,933 --> 00:57:54,500
I know you're
thinking about it.
987
00:57:54,502 --> 00:57:55,935
I wanna go on my trip,
right?
988
00:57:55,937 --> 00:57:58,138
I want to go back on my trip
with my friends.
989
00:57:58,140 --> 00:58:01,306
And go to
the top of the Eiffel Tower
990
00:58:01,308 --> 00:58:04,645
with the girl who I really like
and tell her how I feel...
991
00:58:06,448 --> 00:58:08,614
- and give her a kiss.
- Whoa.
992
00:58:08,616 --> 00:58:10,281
Shut up, man.
993
00:58:10,283 --> 00:58:11,951
You're not gonna do that,
are you?
994
00:58:11,953 --> 00:58:13,685
- No, I can't.
- Why not?
995
00:58:13,687 --> 00:58:15,790
Because I have too much
of a responsibility.
996
00:58:18,192 --> 00:58:20,527
- Oh, my God. Thank you so much.
- What are those?
997
00:58:20,529 --> 00:58:22,362
- Are those the...?
- EDITH glasses, yeah.
998
00:58:22,364 --> 00:58:24,029
They were just
on the floor?
999
00:58:24,031 --> 00:58:25,864
Try them on.
Let's see how they look.
1000
00:58:25,866 --> 00:58:26,866
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
1001
00:58:30,504 --> 00:58:32,504
I actually
really like them.
1002
00:58:32,506 --> 00:58:33,906
Can I be
completely honest?
1003
00:58:33,908 --> 00:58:35,040
Please.
1004
00:58:35,042 --> 00:58:36,875
They look really stupid.
1005
00:58:36,877 --> 00:58:38,310
Oh.
1006
00:58:38,312 --> 00:58:40,645
But maybe they have
a contact-lens version.
1007
00:58:40,647 --> 00:58:42,181
You try them on.
1008
00:58:42,183 --> 00:58:43,982
- No, come on.
- Try them on.
1009
00:58:43,984 --> 00:58:46,087
- I don't wanna try them on.
- Just put them on.
1010
00:58:53,895 --> 00:58:55,697
What do you think, kid?
1011
00:59:00,301 --> 00:59:03,301
"Next Tony Stark, I trust you."
1012
00:59:03,303 --> 00:59:05,703
"For the next Tony
Stark, I trust you."
1013
00:59:05,705 --> 00:59:07,205
What?
1014
00:59:07,207 --> 00:59:09,341
Stark left me a message
with those glasses:
1015
00:59:09,343 --> 00:59:11,243
"For the next Tony Stark,
I trust you."
1016
00:59:11,245 --> 00:59:14,080
I'm still not following.
How many lemonades have you had?
1017
00:59:14,082 --> 00:59:15,848
He knew every mistake
I ever made.
1018
00:59:15,850 --> 00:59:18,583
He must've known I wasn't ready
for something like this.
1019
00:59:18,585 --> 00:59:19,986
Why would
he give it to you?
1020
00:59:19,988 --> 00:59:21,888
Maybe he didn't trust me
to have EDITH,
1021
00:59:21,890 --> 00:59:23,755
he just trusted me
to pick who should.
1022
00:59:23,757 --> 00:59:26,426
It makes much more sense.
He knew I'd do what's right.
1023
00:59:26,428 --> 00:59:28,027
He's not gonna
give them to Fury
1024
00:59:28,029 --> 00:59:29,895
because Fury would
give himself EDITH.
1025
00:59:29,897 --> 00:59:31,397
You're probably right.
1026
00:59:31,399 --> 00:59:34,634
Right, so the world needs
the next Iron Man.
1027
00:59:34,636 --> 00:59:37,703
And it's not me. I'm
a 16-year-old kid from Queens.
1028
00:59:37,705 --> 00:59:40,605
It needs to be an adult
with some experience
1029
00:59:40,607 --> 00:59:43,643
and that's good
like Tony Stark, like you.
1030
00:59:43,645 --> 00:59:46,648
No. Peter, come on. No.
1031
00:59:49,116 --> 00:59:50,449
- EDITH?
- Hello, Peter.
1032
00:59:50,451 --> 00:59:52,984
Hi. Yeah, um...
1033
00:59:52,986 --> 00:59:56,221
I'd like to transfer your
control over to Quentin Beck.
1034
00:59:56,223 --> 00:59:58,958
- Peter, what are you doing?
- Doing the right thing.
1035
00:59:58,960 --> 01:00:01,192
Any transfer will
require confirmation.
1036
01:00:01,194 --> 01:00:03,096
Stark gave you
the glasses.
1037
01:00:03,098 --> 01:00:04,462
Stark gave me a choice.
1038
01:00:04,464 --> 01:00:06,598
It's my choice to make.
I'm gonna make it.
1039
01:00:06,600 --> 01:00:09,301
You're a soldier, a leader.
You stopped the Elementals.
1040
01:00:09,303 --> 01:00:12,103
You saved my life.
You saved the world, okay?
1041
01:00:12,105 --> 01:00:13,806
He'd want you to have them.
1042
01:00:13,808 --> 01:00:15,440
Waiting for confirmation.
1043
01:00:15,442 --> 01:00:16,812
Confirm.
1044
01:00:20,415 --> 01:00:21,913
Welcome to the Avengers.
1045
01:00:30,257 --> 01:00:31,326
They look good on you.
1046
01:00:33,127 --> 01:00:34,127
Thank you.
1047
01:00:34,828 --> 01:00:36,161
It's an honor.
1048
01:00:36,163 --> 01:00:38,763
Yeah.
1049
01:00:38,765 --> 01:00:40,968
Mr. Stark would've
really liked you.
1050
01:00:42,370 --> 01:00:44,536
- Where you headed?
- I'm gonna go find MJ.
1051
01:00:44,538 --> 01:00:47,373
Good luck, kid. I'll give you
a fifty-fifty chance.
1052
01:00:47,375 --> 01:00:48,507
You're pretty awkward.
1053
01:00:49,843 --> 01:00:51,442
Yeah.
1054
01:00:51,444 --> 01:00:53,848
- See you later, man.
- See you.
1055
01:01:25,547 --> 01:01:27,346
See?
That wasn't so hard.
1056
01:01:27,348 --> 01:01:29,515
Yes!
1057
01:01:29,517 --> 01:01:32,417
Somebody get
this stupid costume off me!
1058
01:01:39,861 --> 01:01:42,828
Okay, we got EDITH. Get these
connected to our system.
1059
01:01:42,830 --> 01:01:45,230
Toast! Toast! Toast!
1060
01:01:45,232 --> 01:01:48,000
This is a big win, but we still
got a lot of work to do.
1061
01:01:48,002 --> 01:01:49,835
Toast! Toast! Toast!
1062
01:01:49,837 --> 01:01:51,603
Yeah!
1063
01:01:51,605 --> 01:01:54,073
Okay, toasts!
1064
01:01:54,075 --> 01:01:55,373
Give me that, Doug.
1065
01:01:55,375 --> 01:01:57,509
To the man
who brought us all together,
1066
01:01:57,511 --> 01:01:59,277
our former boss,
Tony Stark.
1067
01:01:59,279 --> 01:02:00,679
Boo!
1068
01:02:00,681 --> 01:02:02,382
The jester king.
1069
01:02:02,384 --> 01:02:06,984
Literally wrapped
in wealth and technology
1070
01:02:06,986 --> 01:02:09,020
that he was unfit to wield.
1071
01:02:09,022 --> 01:02:11,422
Like the holographic system
I designed.
1072
01:02:11,424 --> 01:02:12,859
A revolutionary breakthrough
1073
01:02:12,861 --> 01:02:15,359
with limitless applications
that Tony turned
1074
01:02:15,361 --> 01:02:17,429
into a self-therapy machine
and renamed...
1075
01:02:17,431 --> 01:02:21,067
Binarily Augmented
Retro-Framing, or BARF.
1076
01:02:24,238 --> 01:02:26,038
Oh, $611 million
1077
01:02:26,040 --> 01:02:28,207
for my little
therapeutic experiment.
1078
01:02:29,944 --> 01:02:31,777
He renamed my life's work...
1079
01:02:31,779 --> 01:02:32,877
"BARF."
1080
01:02:32,879 --> 01:02:34,379
I told him it was a mistake,
1081
01:02:34,381 --> 01:02:37,085
that my technology
could change the world.
1082
01:02:38,118 --> 01:02:40,219
And then...
1083
01:02:40,221 --> 01:02:41,456
he fired me.
1084
01:02:42,823 --> 01:02:44,825
Said I was...
1085
01:02:45,725 --> 01:02:47,161
unstable.
1086
01:02:48,562 --> 01:02:49,627
To Tony.
1087
01:02:49,629 --> 01:02:51,330
To Tony!
1088
01:02:51,332 --> 01:02:52,998
Next, to William.
1089
01:02:53,000 --> 01:02:55,000
William!
1090
01:02:55,002 --> 01:02:58,837
Tony Stark was able
to build this in a cave!
1091
01:02:58,839 --> 01:03:01,507
With a box of scraps!
1092
01:03:01,509 --> 01:03:03,475
The integration
of my illusion tech
1093
01:03:03,477 --> 01:03:05,611
with your weaponized drones
was brilliant.
1094
01:03:05,613 --> 01:03:08,246
Powerful illusions, real damage,
worked like a charm.
1095
01:03:08,248 --> 01:03:09,649
And it's just the beginning.
1096
01:03:09,651 --> 01:03:11,716
- Thank you, brother.
- To Guterman.
1097
01:03:11,718 --> 01:03:13,051
- Guterman!
- To Guterman!
1098
01:03:13,053 --> 01:03:14,719
The story you created
of a soldier
1099
01:03:14,721 --> 01:03:16,455
from another Earth
named Quentin
1100
01:03:16,457 --> 01:03:19,223
fighting space monsters
in Europe is totally ridiculous
1101
01:03:19,225 --> 01:03:22,328
and apparently the kind of thing
people will believe right now.
1102
01:03:22,330 --> 01:03:23,962
I mean,
everybody bought it.
1103
01:03:23,964 --> 01:03:25,464
- Gutes!
- Guterman!
1104
01:03:25,466 --> 01:03:27,400
- To Victoria.
- To Victoria!
1105
01:03:27,402 --> 01:03:29,835
Staging electromagnetic pulses
at each attack site
1106
01:03:29,837 --> 01:03:32,237
so Fury's own satellites
would confirm our lies.
1107
01:03:32,239 --> 01:03:33,672
Inspired idea.
1108
01:03:33,674 --> 01:03:35,975
- To Janice.
- Janice!
1109
01:03:35,977 --> 01:03:38,844
After Tony died, she was the one
who discovered that EDITH
1110
01:03:38,846 --> 01:03:42,513
was being handed over not to us,
not to the Defense Department,
1111
01:03:42,515 --> 01:03:43,683
but to a child.
1112
01:03:43,685 --> 01:03:45,350
- Thank you.
- To Janice!
1113
01:03:45,352 --> 01:03:48,286
And to the rest of you,
Tony Stark is gone.
1114
01:03:48,288 --> 01:03:51,290
There's a window of opportunity,
and someone will step up.
1115
01:03:51,292 --> 01:03:54,025
But these days, you can be
the smartest guy in the room,
1116
01:03:54,027 --> 01:03:56,362
the most qualified,
and no one cares.
1117
01:03:56,364 --> 01:03:58,297
Unless you're flying around
with a cape
1118
01:03:58,299 --> 01:03:59,998
or shooting lasers
from your hands,
1119
01:04:00,000 --> 01:04:03,203
no one will even listen.
1120
01:04:04,638 --> 01:04:08,107
Well, I've got a cape
and lasers.
1121
01:04:09,544 --> 01:04:11,277
With our technology
and with EDITH,
1122
01:04:11,279 --> 01:04:16,181
Mysterio will be
the greatest hero on Earth!
1123
01:04:16,183 --> 01:04:17,348
Yeah!
1124
01:04:17,350 --> 01:04:20,854
Then everyone will listen!
1125
01:04:21,888 --> 01:04:24,690
Not to a boozy man-child.
1126
01:04:24,692 --> 01:04:26,458
No!
1127
01:04:26,460 --> 01:04:29,027
Not to a hormonal teenager.
1128
01:04:29,029 --> 01:04:31,230
No!
1129
01:04:31,232 --> 01:04:32,397
To me...
1130
01:04:32,399 --> 01:04:35,701
and to my very wealthy crew.
1131
01:04:35,703 --> 01:04:36,967
To us.
1132
01:04:36,969 --> 01:04:38,036
To us.
1133
01:04:38,038 --> 01:04:39,404
To Mysterio!
1134
01:04:39,406 --> 01:04:41,105
To Mysterio!
1135
01:04:41,107 --> 01:04:42,341
To Peter Parker.
1136
01:04:42,343 --> 01:04:44,045
To Peter Parker!
1137
01:04:45,346 --> 01:04:46,981
Poor kid.
1138
01:04:48,114 --> 01:04:49,984
Let's get to work.
1139
01:04:53,754 --> 01:04:55,620
- Peter, oh, my God.
- Hey. Hey.
1140
01:04:55,622 --> 01:04:56,754
We almost died.
1141
01:04:56,756 --> 01:04:57,955
It's fine. It's fine.
1142
01:04:57,957 --> 01:04:59,792
Hey,
I'm done with the mission.
1143
01:04:59,794 --> 01:05:02,127
- Dude, the trip's over.
- What?
1144
01:05:02,129 --> 01:05:04,295
There's monsters coming out
of the ground.
1145
01:05:04,297 --> 01:05:06,098
Of course our parents
want us home.
1146
01:05:06,100 --> 01:05:08,966
Don't put me on hold.
Peter, you're not dead.
1147
01:05:08,968 --> 01:05:11,337
Oh, my God.
Yes, good. Stay here.
1148
01:05:11,339 --> 01:05:13,839
Don't... Put some clothes on.
We're booking flights.
1149
01:05:13,841 --> 01:05:16,507
We came for science, we're
leaving because of witches.
1150
01:05:16,509 --> 01:05:18,212
Welcome
to the new Dark Ages.
1151
01:05:20,080 --> 01:05:22,748
- What is going on?
- We're going home in the morning.
1152
01:05:22,750 --> 01:05:25,116
No, no, no.
All the Elementals are gone.
1153
01:05:25,118 --> 01:05:27,085
- Ned.
- Coming, sweetie.
1154
01:05:27,087 --> 01:05:30,892
Hey, can you guys keep it down?
I'm live-streaming.
1155
01:05:31,924 --> 01:05:33,594
- Yeah.
- Hey.
1156
01:05:34,962 --> 01:05:37,096
- Hey.
- Where were you?
1157
01:05:37,098 --> 01:05:39,096
Um, I got lost.
1158
01:05:39,098 --> 01:05:40,598
We were worried
about you.
1159
01:05:40,600 --> 01:05:41,833
Oh.
1160
01:05:41,835 --> 01:05:43,502
Good thing you're back.
Hm.
1161
01:05:43,504 --> 01:05:44,969
Yeah.
1162
01:05:44,971 --> 01:05:46,471
So much for Paris,
right?
1163
01:05:46,473 --> 01:05:47,806
It would've been fun.
1164
01:05:47,808 --> 01:05:49,775
Yeah. Night.
1165
01:05:49,777 --> 01:05:51,045
Night.
1166
01:05:52,013 --> 01:05:53,812
You look ni...
1167
01:06:00,853 --> 01:06:01,853
Okay.
1168
01:06:03,256 --> 01:06:04,288
- Oh.
- Hey.
1169
01:06:04,290 --> 01:06:05,924
Hey.
1170
01:06:05,926 --> 01:06:08,159
Uh, look, um...
1171
01:06:08,161 --> 01:06:10,696
I'm not ready for this trip
to be over yet,
1172
01:06:10,698 --> 01:06:13,065
and I kind of want
to do something fun
1173
01:06:13,067 --> 01:06:15,902
that's not on the itinerary
or planned
1174
01:06:15,904 --> 01:06:17,069
or with Mr. Harrington.
1175
01:06:17,071 --> 01:06:18,904
Yes.
1176
01:06:18,906 --> 01:06:21,105
"Yes," like you wanna go?
1177
01:06:21,107 --> 01:06:22,209
Yes.
1178
01:06:23,810 --> 01:06:26,245
Awesome. I'll see you outside
in 10 minutes.
1179
01:06:26,247 --> 01:06:28,015
Meet me outside
in five minutes.
1180
01:06:29,116 --> 01:06:30,748
- Five is good.
- Okay.
1181
01:06:30,750 --> 01:06:33,388
- Okay, bye.
- Bye. Heh.
1182
01:06:36,290 --> 01:06:39,794
Night Monkey, help us!
Help! Night Monkey!
1183
01:06:48,067 --> 01:06:49,134
- Hey.
- Hey.
1184
01:06:49,136 --> 01:06:50,569
So where do
you wanna go?
1185
01:06:50,571 --> 01:06:52,404
- Who cares?
- Awesome.
1186
01:06:52,406 --> 01:06:54,205
- Okay.
- Let's go.
1187
01:07:00,247 --> 01:07:02,147
I'm glad we're doing this.
1188
01:07:02,149 --> 01:07:04,549
- Yeah, me too.
- To see the city a bit.
1189
01:07:04,551 --> 01:07:08,087
They used to execute people
on this bridge.
1190
01:07:08,089 --> 01:07:10,254
- Oh.
- They would put them in a basket,
1191
01:07:10,256 --> 01:07:12,359
and they would drown
in the water.
1192
01:07:14,094 --> 01:07:16,029
- Sorry.
- It's okay.
1193
01:07:17,497 --> 01:07:19,630
Uh...
1194
01:07:19,632 --> 01:07:21,966
There's this thing
I've been wanting
1195
01:07:21,968 --> 01:07:24,938
to talk to you about
for a while.
1196
01:07:26,908 --> 01:07:28,076
Yeah?
1197
01:07:29,375 --> 01:07:30,908
It's our last night
in Europe,
1198
01:07:30,910 --> 01:07:34,813
and I had this plan
that I wanted to tell you.
1199
01:07:34,815 --> 01:07:36,647
I'm just gonna tell you.
1200
01:07:36,649 --> 01:07:38,583
Uh...
1201
01:07:38,585 --> 01:07:39,817
MJ, I...
1202
01:07:39,819 --> 01:07:40,819
"I'm Spider-Man."
1203
01:07:42,522 --> 01:07:44,355
- What?
- That's what you were gonna say.
1204
01:07:44,357 --> 01:07:45,859
That you're Spider-Man.
1205
01:07:46,893 --> 01:07:49,795
No. I'm not Spider-Man.
1206
01:07:49,797 --> 01:07:52,964
I mean, I've been watching you
for a while now.
1207
01:07:52,966 --> 01:07:56,368
It's kind of obvious.
Heh.
1208
01:07:56,370 --> 01:07:58,937
I'm not Spider-Man.
What would make you think
1209
01:07:58,939 --> 01:08:00,071
that I was Spider-Man?
1210
01:08:00,073 --> 01:08:02,208
- Peter, Washington?
- Yeah?
1211
01:08:02,210 --> 01:08:05,911
The fact that you disappear
out of nowhere for no reason.
1212
01:08:05,913 --> 01:08:07,879
No, I was sick. Remember?
1213
01:08:07,881 --> 01:08:09,781
- I had my... The tummy?
- Susan Yang thinks
1214
01:08:09,783 --> 01:08:11,382
- you're a male escort.
- What?
1215
01:08:11,384 --> 01:08:14,118
- Of course I'm not a male escort.
- Then you're Spider-Man.
1216
01:08:14,120 --> 01:08:17,254
- No, I'm not Spider-Man at all.
- What about tonight?
1217
01:08:17,256 --> 01:08:19,624
You snuck off and fought
that thing. I saw you.
1218
01:08:19,626 --> 01:08:22,128
You can't have seen me
because I'm not Spider-Man.
1219
01:08:22,130 --> 01:08:24,728
Also, on the news,
it was the Night Monkey.
1220
01:08:24,730 --> 01:08:26,265
- The Night Monkey?
- Yeah.
1221
01:08:26,267 --> 01:08:28,366
That's what it said
on the news,
1222
01:08:28,368 --> 01:08:30,638
and the news never lies.
1223
01:08:31,938 --> 01:08:33,438
Night Monkey. Okay.
1224
01:08:33,440 --> 01:08:34,809
What are you doing?
1225
01:08:36,710 --> 01:08:38,642
Well, do the Night Monkey
and Spider-Man
1226
01:08:38,644 --> 01:08:40,147
use the same webs?
1227
01:08:41,314 --> 01:08:42,714
I mean, maybe.
1228
01:08:42,716 --> 01:08:45,652
Maybe he's a Spider Monkey.
Who knows?
1229
01:08:49,657 --> 01:08:51,022
Were you only watching me
1230
01:08:51,024 --> 01:08:53,193
because you thought
I was Spider-Man?
1231
01:08:55,796 --> 01:08:57,995
Yeah.
1232
01:08:57,997 --> 01:08:59,901
Why else
would I be watching you?
1233
01:09:02,036 --> 01:09:04,706
Doesn't matter.
Just thought that maybe...
1234
01:09:10,877 --> 01:09:12,246
What the hell was that?
1235
01:09:14,114 --> 01:09:15,880
I don't know.
1236
01:09:26,426 --> 01:09:29,027
What is it, some kind
of projector or something?
1237
01:09:29,029 --> 01:09:32,431
Yeah,
but it's really advanced.
1238
01:09:32,433 --> 01:09:34,798
It... It looked so real.
1239
01:09:34,800 --> 01:09:38,136
- It...
- Yeah, really real.
1240
01:09:38,138 --> 01:09:41,339
- Wait, does that mean that...?
- The Elementals are fake?
1241
01:09:41,341 --> 01:09:44,877
That doesn't make any sense
because we were there, right?
1242
01:09:44,879 --> 01:09:47,881
There was fire
and destruction, and...
1243
01:09:49,483 --> 01:09:51,753
Who would do something
like that?
1244
01:10:00,827 --> 01:10:02,397
Mysterio.
1245
01:10:06,934 --> 01:10:09,234
I am Spider-Man.
1246
01:10:09,236 --> 01:10:10,569
And I've really messed up.
1247
01:10:10,571 --> 01:10:13,204
Wait. You're b-being
serious right now?
1248
01:10:13,206 --> 01:10:15,173
- Mm-hm.
- You're 100 percent serious?
1249
01:10:15,175 --> 01:10:17,342
- Because it's not funny.
- No, I'm not joking.
1250
01:10:17,344 --> 01:10:19,610
Because I was only
like 67 percent sure.
1251
01:10:19,612 --> 01:10:21,280
- MJ...
- So why are you here?
1252
01:10:21,282 --> 01:10:22,880
Why are you
on this school trip?
1253
01:10:22,882 --> 01:10:24,649
I know you have a lot
of questions,
1254
01:10:24,651 --> 01:10:26,485
but we have to get out
of here, okay?
1255
01:10:26,487 --> 01:10:29,687
Okay. Okay. I can't believe
I figured it out!
1256
01:10:31,858 --> 01:10:34,726
You took everything from me!
1257
01:10:34,728 --> 01:10:36,931
This is for my family!
1258
01:10:42,937 --> 01:10:44,071
Pause.
1259
01:10:45,938 --> 01:10:47,004
Pause.
1260
01:10:47,006 --> 01:10:49,408
Uh... Sorry.
1261
01:10:49,410 --> 01:10:52,410
Yeah, can you just fast-forward
to the end?
1262
01:10:52,412 --> 01:10:54,114
Yep. Stand by.
1263
01:10:58,117 --> 01:11:01,085
All right, fly, fly, fly,
zap, zap, zap.
1264
01:11:01,087 --> 01:11:03,655
Pause. I'm not in love
with this choreography,
1265
01:11:03,657 --> 01:11:04,656
but it'll do.
1266
01:11:04,658 --> 01:11:06,223
Kill image.
1267
01:11:06,225 --> 01:11:08,196
De-cloak drones.
1268
01:11:09,263 --> 01:11:10,495
All right, weapons.
1269
01:11:10,497 --> 01:11:12,830
- You want to weaponize?
- Yep.
1270
01:11:12,832 --> 01:11:15,202
Weapons only. Stand by.
1271
01:11:23,577 --> 01:11:25,075
Nice.
1272
01:11:25,077 --> 01:11:26,811
Stop.
1273
01:11:26,813 --> 01:11:28,579
Something.
I don't know what it is.
1274
01:11:28,581 --> 01:11:29,614
It's something...
1275
01:11:29,616 --> 01:11:32,083
Just dou...
You know what?
1276
01:11:32,085 --> 01:11:34,151
Double the damage
and then run it again.
1277
01:11:34,153 --> 01:11:35,753
You want me
to double it up?
1278
01:11:35,755 --> 01:11:37,222
- Yeah.
- All right.
1279
01:11:37,224 --> 01:11:39,093
Cover your ears.
1280
01:11:47,100 --> 01:11:49,603
Whoo! That is good!
That's good.
1281
01:11:50,804 --> 01:11:52,437
- We on schedule?
- Oh, yeah.
1282
01:11:52,439 --> 01:11:54,940
Uploading software hack
to EDITH network.
1283
01:11:54,942 --> 01:11:56,807
With her drones,
we'll create an event
1284
01:11:56,809 --> 01:11:58,509
big enough to cover
an entire city.
1285
01:11:58,511 --> 01:12:00,878
Well done. Make sure
every drone is weapons-hot.
1286
01:12:00,880 --> 01:12:02,179
We need maximum damage.
1287
01:12:02,181 --> 01:12:04,716
- Gonna cause a lot of casualties.
- Oh, yeah.
1288
01:12:04,718 --> 01:12:07,718
More casualties, more coverage.
Gotta cut through the static.
1289
01:12:07,720 --> 01:12:09,686
London's a beautiful city,
it'll suffer,
1290
01:12:09,688 --> 01:12:12,324
but they can rebuild.
If I'm the next Iron Man,
1291
01:12:12,326 --> 01:12:16,527
I need to save the world
from an Avengers-level threat.
1292
01:12:16,529 --> 01:12:19,964
But when its new savior
descends,
1293
01:12:19,966 --> 01:12:23,168
all those casualties
will be forgotten.
1294
01:12:23,170 --> 01:12:25,570
Janice, be in position
with my quick-change armor
1295
01:12:25,572 --> 01:12:27,204
- for the victory lap?
- Of course.
1296
01:12:27,206 --> 01:12:28,873
- You wanna try...?
- No, that's...
1297
01:12:28,875 --> 01:12:31,476
What's going on with my hand?
Why is that happening?
1298
01:12:31,478 --> 01:12:34,012
Oh, one of the drones
that came back from the plaza
1299
01:12:34,014 --> 01:12:35,713
was missing a projector.
It's fine.
1300
01:12:35,715 --> 01:12:39,852
Wait, and you're...?
You're telling me this now?
1301
01:12:39,854 --> 01:12:42,887
It's one drone. The image
will be perfect, I promise.
1302
01:12:42,889 --> 01:12:44,289
That projector is evidence.
1303
01:12:44,291 --> 01:12:46,191
It's gonna tell people
what we're doing
1304
01:12:46,193 --> 01:12:47,625
and how we're doing it.
1305
01:12:47,627 --> 01:12:50,195
I am trying to fool
7 billion people here,
1306
01:12:50,197 --> 01:12:52,963
including Nick Fury, who happens
to be the most paranoid
1307
01:12:52,965 --> 01:12:54,899
and most dangerous person
on the planet.
1308
01:12:54,901 --> 01:12:56,868
If he catches on
before I've killed him,
1309
01:12:56,870 --> 01:12:58,436
he will put a bullet
in my head.
1310
01:12:58,438 --> 01:13:01,107
And nobody wants a bullet
in their head, right?
1311
01:13:02,777 --> 01:13:04,444
Right?
1312
01:13:06,279 --> 01:13:08,114
William,
can you look at me?
1313
01:13:10,350 --> 01:13:11,419
Pull up EDITH.
1314
01:13:13,220 --> 01:13:14,518
Hello, Quentin.
1315
01:13:14,520 --> 01:13:16,387
Hi, honey.
I need a level-five search,
1316
01:13:16,389 --> 01:13:18,423
full-resource protocol
for this device.
1317
01:13:18,425 --> 01:13:19,426
Magnifying.
1318
01:13:20,727 --> 01:13:22,192
There.
Search everything
1319
01:13:22,194 --> 01:13:24,295
going in and out
of that building.
1320
01:13:24,297 --> 01:13:25,933
Located.
1321
01:13:26,966 --> 01:13:28,301
Shit.
1322
01:13:31,205 --> 01:13:33,338
You know, William,
one day,
1323
01:13:33,340 --> 01:13:36,274
after I've had to kill
Peter Parker because of this,
1324
01:13:36,276 --> 01:13:40,781
I hope you remember
that his blood is on your hands!
1325
01:13:43,382 --> 01:13:45,450
I can't believe
I gave Beck those glasses.
1326
01:13:45,452 --> 01:13:46,851
How could I be that stupid?
1327
01:13:46,853 --> 01:13:48,587
He's probably spying on me
right now
1328
01:13:48,589 --> 01:13:50,521
or sending a drone
to come and kill me.
1329
01:13:50,523 --> 01:13:53,225
You had access
to killer drones?
1330
01:13:53,227 --> 01:13:54,793
Yeah,
I didn't really want them,
1331
01:13:54,795 --> 01:13:56,695
especially after
I almost killed Brad.
1332
01:13:56,697 --> 01:13:58,295
You almost killed Brad?
1333
01:13:58,297 --> 01:14:00,464
Look,
I have to call Mr. Fury
1334
01:14:00,466 --> 01:14:02,301
and tell him
that Beck's a fraud...
1335
01:14:02,303 --> 01:14:05,503
- but I think he tapped my phone.
- So, what are you gonna do?
1336
01:14:05,505 --> 01:14:08,438
I need my suit,
and I have to go to Berlin
1337
01:14:08,440 --> 01:14:11,477
and talk to Mr. Fury
in person.
1338
01:14:14,113 --> 01:14:16,146
Uh... Just...
1339
01:14:35,635 --> 01:14:37,102
Oh, Ned, perfect.
1340
01:14:37,104 --> 01:14:39,140
The costume looks great...
1341
01:14:40,607 --> 01:14:41,839
for the costume party
1342
01:14:41,841 --> 01:14:44,176
at the prince's castle.
1343
01:14:44,178 --> 01:14:45,744
She knows.
I told her.
1344
01:14:45,746 --> 01:14:47,948
He didn't tell me.
I figured it out.
1345
01:14:49,248 --> 01:14:50,682
Oh.
1346
01:14:50,684 --> 01:14:51,682
That's cool.
1347
01:14:51,684 --> 01:14:52,852
Like, a long time ago.
1348
01:14:53,586 --> 01:14:54,585
Oh.
1349
01:14:54,587 --> 01:14:56,353
Look, Mysterio is a fraud.
1350
01:14:56,355 --> 01:14:58,656
But he saved me
and Betty's lives.
1351
01:14:58,658 --> 01:15:00,959
He's been faking the thing
with illusion tech.
1352
01:15:00,961 --> 01:15:03,462
Yeah, he's using these,
like, hologram projectors.
1353
01:15:03,464 --> 01:15:06,164
Whoa. That's crazy.
1354
01:15:06,166 --> 01:15:07,201
Yeah.
1355
01:15:09,236 --> 01:15:12,570
So you guys were working
the case together or what?
1356
01:15:12,572 --> 01:15:14,405
It's been mostly me.
1357
01:15:14,407 --> 01:15:17,042
Ned, call May,
get her to call Mr. Harrington,
1358
01:15:17,044 --> 01:15:19,477
say she wanted me to stay
with family in Berlin.
1359
01:15:19,479 --> 01:15:20,878
Got it. Easy.
1360
01:15:20,880 --> 01:15:24,182
Wow, you guys
lie with such ease.
1361
01:15:24,184 --> 01:15:25,417
I gotta go.
1362
01:15:25,419 --> 01:15:27,218
Wait, wait, wait.
The projector.
1363
01:15:27,220 --> 01:15:29,186
You're gonna need this.
1364
01:15:29,188 --> 01:15:31,556
Don't tell anyone about this,
okay?
1365
01:15:31,558 --> 01:15:33,792
Anyone who knows
is in danger.
1366
01:15:41,134 --> 01:15:43,200
So you know too.
1367
01:15:43,202 --> 01:15:45,971
It's cool. I've known first,
and I've known longer,
1368
01:15:45,973 --> 01:15:48,239
but it's not a competition.
Heh.
1369
01:16:08,962 --> 01:16:10,896
Excuse me. Do you know where...?
1370
01:16:10,898 --> 01:16:14,235
- Nacht Monkey!
- No, wait, I didn't... Oh, man.
1371
01:16:16,970 --> 01:16:17,970
Get in.
1372
01:16:24,243 --> 01:16:25,477
Mr. Fury...
1373
01:16:25,479 --> 01:16:27,611
You've got a lot
of explaining to do.
1374
01:16:27,613 --> 01:16:29,880
- No, no, no, listen.
- Wait until we're secure.
1375
01:16:29,882 --> 01:16:31,548
Okay.
1376
01:16:37,056 --> 01:16:38,056
Right.
1377
01:17:03,416 --> 01:17:06,584
So is there anything
you want to tell us
1378
01:17:06,586 --> 01:17:07,686
about your girlfriend?
1379
01:17:07,688 --> 01:17:09,286
He's talking about
EDITH.
1380
01:17:09,288 --> 01:17:10,789
I made a mistake,
I'm sorry,
1381
01:17:10,791 --> 01:17:12,457
but he is not
who you think he is.
1382
01:17:12,459 --> 01:17:14,758
Beck is a liar.
Mysterio, the Elementals,
1383
01:17:14,760 --> 01:17:16,761
it's all fake.
He has some illusion tech.
1384
01:17:16,763 --> 01:17:19,797
That's how he tricked you,
and me into giving him EDITH.
1385
01:17:19,799 --> 01:17:23,668
It's a projector. I pulled it
off the fire monster in Prague.
1386
01:17:23,670 --> 01:17:26,003
So all that death
and destruction
1387
01:17:26,005 --> 01:17:28,839
we witnessed
was created by this?
1388
01:17:28,841 --> 01:17:31,275
No, not just this.
I think he's using drones.
1389
01:17:31,277 --> 01:17:32,843
Well, if this is true,
1390
01:17:32,845 --> 01:17:36,513
then Beck's very dangerous
and we need to be smart.
1391
01:17:36,515 --> 01:17:38,152
Who else did you tell
about this?
1392
01:17:39,118 --> 01:17:41,451
Parker? Parker!
1393
01:17:41,453 --> 01:17:44,556
- What's wrong?
- It's Beck. He's here.
1394
01:17:44,558 --> 01:17:46,560
What? Hill?
1395
01:17:51,898 --> 01:17:53,267
No, it's just an illu...
1396
01:17:54,567 --> 01:17:55,569
Fury!
1397
01:17:57,136 --> 01:17:59,005
Unh. Aah!
1398
01:18:01,241 --> 01:18:03,374
Wow, Peter, wow.
1399
01:18:03,376 --> 01:18:05,509
I thought we were close.
1400
01:18:05,511 --> 01:18:09,079
Fury always had to die,
but not you.
1401
01:18:09,081 --> 01:18:10,216
Stop hiding, Beck!
1402
01:18:13,019 --> 01:18:14,985
I tried to
help you walk away.
1403
01:18:14,987 --> 01:18:16,454
Now you're making me
do this.
1404
01:18:21,795 --> 01:18:25,629
You told me,
you were just a kid.
1405
01:18:25,631 --> 01:18:29,000
You told me, you wanted
to run after that girl.
1406
01:18:29,002 --> 01:18:30,904
- Help me!
- MJ!
1407
01:18:32,038 --> 01:18:33,072
Oh, God!
1408
01:18:35,142 --> 01:18:37,008
Peter, what's going on?
1409
01:18:37,010 --> 01:18:38,343
I know this isn't real.
1410
01:18:38,345 --> 01:18:39,677
Do you, though?
1411
01:18:41,214 --> 01:18:42,981
MJ!
1412
01:18:42,983 --> 01:18:44,915
MJ!
1413
01:18:46,752 --> 01:18:49,219
I don't think you know
what's real, Peter.
1414
01:18:51,390 --> 01:18:52,893
Whoa! Whoa!
1415
01:19:02,836 --> 01:19:04,071
You need to wake up!
1416
01:19:27,426 --> 01:19:29,929
I mean, look at yourself.
1417
01:19:39,473 --> 01:19:42,173
You are just
a scared little kid
1418
01:19:42,175 --> 01:19:43,944
in a sweat suit.
1419
01:19:45,178 --> 01:19:46,777
I created Mysterio
1420
01:19:46,779 --> 01:19:49,948
to give the world
someone to believe in.
1421
01:19:49,950 --> 01:19:51,816
I control the truth.
1422
01:19:51,818 --> 01:19:54,521
Mysterio is the truth.
1423
01:20:18,178 --> 01:20:20,343
If you were good enough,
1424
01:20:20,345 --> 01:20:22,882
maybe Tony would still
be alive.
1425
01:20:34,861 --> 01:20:38,799
Deep down,
you know I'm right.
1426
01:20:49,209 --> 01:20:51,642
You made your choice.
1427
01:20:51,644 --> 01:20:54,846
And all you had to do
was step aside.
1428
01:20:54,848 --> 01:20:57,015
And now you have...
1429
01:21:09,629 --> 01:21:11,195
Fury. Unh.
1430
01:21:11,197 --> 01:21:14,664
Beck's people
are trying to find everyone
1431
01:21:14,666 --> 01:21:16,767
who could expose him.
1432
01:21:16,769 --> 01:21:18,035
Who'd you tell?
1433
01:21:18,037 --> 01:21:19,737
- Um...
- I know you told someone...
1434
01:21:19,739 --> 01:21:20,938
- Um...
- ...so just tell me.
1435
01:21:20,940 --> 01:21:22,740
- Okay.
- Who did you tell?
1436
01:21:22,742 --> 01:21:24,241
Who else did you tell?
1437
01:21:24,243 --> 01:21:26,011
Just Ned and MJ
from my class.
1438
01:21:26,013 --> 01:21:27,777
Maybe Ned told
his girlfriend Betty,
1439
01:21:27,779 --> 01:21:29,347
but that's it.
1440
01:21:29,349 --> 01:21:31,015
What?
1441
01:21:31,017 --> 01:21:33,750
You are so gullible.
1442
01:21:33,752 --> 01:21:35,887
- What?
- You're smart as a whip.
1443
01:21:35,889 --> 01:21:38,255
Just a...
1444
01:21:38,257 --> 01:21:39,758
...sucker.
1445
01:21:39,760 --> 01:21:41,592
And now all your friends
have to die.
1446
01:21:41,594 --> 01:21:43,127
Oh, my God.
1447
01:21:47,233 --> 01:21:48,700
It's easy to fool people
1448
01:21:48,702 --> 01:21:51,171
when they're already fooling
themselves.
1449
01:21:55,640 --> 01:21:57,777
But for what it's worth,
Peter,
1450
01:21:59,045 --> 01:22:00,247
I really am sorry.
1451
01:22:09,822 --> 01:22:11,289
- EDITH.
- Yes, Quentin.
1452
01:22:11,291 --> 01:22:14,959
Access files to
Peter Parker's class trip.
1453
01:22:14,961 --> 01:22:17,297
I need them to fly home
from London.
1454
01:22:56,403 --> 01:22:57,403
Hi.
1455
01:22:58,638 --> 01:22:59,803
Where am I?
1456
01:22:59,805 --> 01:23:02,140
Municipal holding
facility.
1457
01:23:02,142 --> 01:23:04,842
They said they found you
unconscious at the train yard.
1458
01:23:04,844 --> 01:23:06,076
Very dangerous.
1459
01:23:06,078 --> 01:23:07,344
And we gave you the shirt
1460
01:23:07,346 --> 01:23:09,414
because you seemed
a bit cold.
1461
01:23:09,416 --> 01:23:11,218
Thanks.
1462
01:23:13,019 --> 01:23:14,185
You guys are nice.
1463
01:23:15,455 --> 01:23:17,355
You speak really good
English.
1464
01:23:17,357 --> 01:23:19,656
Welcome to the Netherlands.
1465
01:23:19,658 --> 01:23:21,659
I'm in the Netherlands
right now?
1466
01:23:21,661 --> 01:23:23,063
Yep.
1467
01:23:24,296 --> 01:23:26,129
Bye. Aah!
1468
01:23:26,131 --> 01:23:28,865
- Guard!
- The guard is on a break.
1469
01:23:28,867 --> 01:23:31,369
- Probably talking to his wife.
- Yeah, she's pregnant.
1470
01:23:31,371 --> 01:23:32,736
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
1471
01:23:40,746 --> 01:23:42,579
Yeah.
1472
01:23:42,581 --> 01:23:43,815
Yeah.
1473
01:23:43,817 --> 01:23:46,851
Night Monkey. Yeah.
1474
01:23:50,991 --> 01:23:52,091
You guys okay?
1475
01:24:04,737 --> 01:24:06,170
- Excuse me, sir?
- Yeah?
1476
01:24:06,172 --> 01:24:08,373
- Could I borrow your phone?
- Yeah.
1477
01:24:09,776 --> 01:24:12,744
Everyone is so nice here.
Uh...
1478
01:24:12,746 --> 01:24:14,881
Okay.
1479
01:24:18,719 --> 01:24:20,319
Okay.
1480
01:24:21,888 --> 01:24:26,024
Pick up, pick up, pick up.
Hey, hey, uh...
1481
01:24:26,026 --> 01:24:29,494
I messed up.
I need a... I need a ride.
1482
01:24:29,496 --> 01:24:31,995
Where am I?
Where am I, sir?
1483
01:24:31,997 --> 01:24:34,201
It's Broek op Langedijk.
1484
01:24:36,068 --> 01:24:38,201
Hang on.
Could you say that into there?
1485
01:24:38,203 --> 01:24:42,039
Hi.
It's Broek op Langedijk here.
1486
01:24:42,041 --> 01:24:44,208
Yeah, no problem.
Heh, heh.
1487
01:24:44,210 --> 01:24:45,843
Thanks.
1488
01:24:45,845 --> 01:24:46,845
Did you get that?
1489
01:25:08,268 --> 01:25:10,868
Peter? Are you okay?
1490
01:25:10,870 --> 01:25:13,737
- Happy, is that you?
- Yeah, of course it's me.
1491
01:25:13,739 --> 01:25:17,307
Stop! Tell me something
only you would know.
1492
01:25:17,309 --> 01:25:20,143
Only I would know. Uh...
1493
01:25:20,145 --> 01:25:23,313
Remember we went to Germany?
You pay-per-viewed a video
1494
01:25:23,315 --> 01:25:25,316
in your room?
They didn't list titles,
1495
01:25:25,318 --> 01:25:27,819
but I could tell by the price
it was an adult film.
1496
01:25:27,821 --> 01:25:30,788
- And you didn't know how I knew...
- Okay, fine! It's you. Stop.
1497
01:25:33,460 --> 01:25:36,694
It's so good to see you.
1498
01:25:36,696 --> 01:25:39,963
Peter, you'll have to tell me
what the hell is going on here.
1499
01:25:39,965 --> 01:25:41,865
Okay, hold still.
1500
01:25:41,867 --> 01:25:43,669
There we go.
1501
01:25:49,474 --> 01:25:50,674
Ouch.
1502
01:25:50,676 --> 01:25:52,308
I thought you had
super strength.
1503
01:25:52,310 --> 01:25:54,313
It still hurts.
1504
01:25:56,148 --> 01:25:58,852
- Happy, come on.
- All right, relax.
1505
01:26:00,319 --> 01:26:02,352
- Just a few more. There we go.
- Oh, my God.
1506
01:26:02,354 --> 01:26:04,188
- Relax.
- Don't tell me to relax, Happy!
1507
01:26:04,190 --> 01:26:06,559
How can I relax
when I messed up so bad?
1508
01:26:07,526 --> 01:26:09,694
I trusted Beck. Right?
1509
01:26:09,696 --> 01:26:11,195
I thought he was my friend.
1510
01:26:11,197 --> 01:26:13,563
I gave him the only thing
Mr. Stark left for me,
1511
01:26:13,565 --> 01:26:16,234
and now he's gonna kill
my friends and half of Europe,
1512
01:26:16,236 --> 01:26:19,137
so please
do not tell me to relax.
1513
01:26:20,672 --> 01:26:23,740
I'm sorry, Happy. I'm sorry.
I shouldn't shout.
1514
01:26:26,479 --> 01:26:28,248
I just really miss him.
1515
01:26:29,215 --> 01:26:30,717
Yeah, I miss him too.
1516
01:26:33,519 --> 01:26:36,186
Everywhere I go...
1517
01:26:36,188 --> 01:26:37,821
I see his face.
1518
01:26:37,823 --> 01:26:40,290
And the
whole world is asking
1519
01:26:40,292 --> 01:26:43,060
who's gonna be
the next Iron Man...
1520
01:26:45,064 --> 01:26:48,535
And I don't know if that's me,
Happy. I'm not Iron Man.
1521
01:26:50,336 --> 01:26:52,637
You're not Iron Man.
1522
01:26:52,639 --> 01:26:54,539
You're never gonna be
Iron Man.
1523
01:26:56,408 --> 01:26:58,810
Nobody could live up
to Tony.
1524
01:26:58,812 --> 01:27:00,247
Not even Tony.
1525
01:27:01,747 --> 01:27:03,679
Tony was my best friend.
1526
01:27:03,681 --> 01:27:05,015
And he was a mess.
1527
01:27:05,017 --> 01:27:06,883
He second-guessed
everything he did.
1528
01:27:06,885 --> 01:27:08,585
He was all over the place.
1529
01:27:08,587 --> 01:27:11,588
The one thing that he did
that he didn't second-guess
1530
01:27:11,590 --> 01:27:13,192
was picking you.
1531
01:27:14,760 --> 01:27:18,061
I don't think
Tony would have done what he did
1532
01:27:18,063 --> 01:27:21,567
if he didn't know that you were
gonna be here after he was gone.
1533
01:27:22,868 --> 01:27:24,502
Now, your friends
are in trouble,
1534
01:27:24,504 --> 01:27:28,108
you're all alone,
your tech is missing.
1535
01:27:29,509 --> 01:27:31,578
What are you gonna do
about it?
1536
01:27:36,416 --> 01:27:38,048
I'm gonna kick his ass.
1537
01:27:38,050 --> 01:27:40,985
I mean, right now. Specifically,
what are we gonna do?
1538
01:27:40,987 --> 01:27:42,887
We've been hovering
over a tulip field
1539
01:27:42,889 --> 01:27:44,155
for the last 15 minutes.
1540
01:27:44,157 --> 01:27:45,890
Right.
I can't call my friends
1541
01:27:45,892 --> 01:27:47,592
because he's tracking
their phones.
1542
01:27:47,594 --> 01:27:48,825
Give me your phone.
1543
01:27:48,827 --> 01:27:50,160
- My cell phone?
- Yeah.
1544
01:27:50,162 --> 01:27:51,762
Okay. Here.
1545
01:27:51,764 --> 01:27:53,164
What's your password?
1546
01:27:53,166 --> 01:27:54,164
"Password."
1547
01:27:54,166 --> 01:27:55,833
No, what is your password?
1548
01:27:55,835 --> 01:27:58,168
- "Password," spelled out.
- Head of security,
1549
01:27:58,170 --> 01:28:01,137
- and your password is "password"?
- I don't feel good about it.
1550
01:28:01,139 --> 01:28:04,275
Hello, governor. Cup of tea?
I'm gonna be in London soon.
1551
01:28:04,277 --> 01:28:06,343
- They're in London.
- London, okay.
1552
01:28:06,345 --> 01:28:07,410
Yeah, I need a suit.
1553
01:28:07,412 --> 01:28:09,049
Suit?
1554
01:28:30,036 --> 01:28:32,102
Okay, um...
1555
01:28:32,104 --> 01:28:35,174
bring up everything you have
on Spider-Man.
1556
01:28:41,746 --> 01:28:44,350
Yeah, open that.
Okay, no, no, no.
1557
01:28:51,956 --> 01:28:54,624
- What?
- Nothing.
1558
01:28:54,626 --> 01:28:57,496
You take care of the suit.
I'll take care of the music.
1559
01:29:01,334 --> 01:29:03,169
Oh, I love Led Zeppelin.
1560
01:29:08,642 --> 01:29:11,510
Okay, can you pull up
my web-shooters?
1561
01:29:12,511 --> 01:29:13,878
Isolate the Taser webs,
1562
01:29:13,880 --> 01:29:16,280
and reconfigure
and boost the voltage
1563
01:29:16,282 --> 01:29:19,383
to a factor of 25 percent,
1564
01:29:19,385 --> 01:29:22,285
and give me complete
manual control over detonation.
1565
01:29:25,390 --> 01:29:27,391
I thought Kree
having sleeper cells
1566
01:29:27,393 --> 01:29:28,825
was top secret information.
1567
01:29:28,827 --> 01:29:31,462
Nick, satellites are picking up
an EM pulse.
1568
01:29:31,464 --> 01:29:34,030
- I thought that was over.
- It's the biggest one yet.
1569
01:29:34,032 --> 01:29:35,866
- Where?
- London.
1570
01:29:35,868 --> 01:29:38,369
Okay, the company set up
a city tour,
1571
01:29:38,371 --> 01:29:41,541
and then we'll grab a bite
and head to the airport.
1572
01:29:43,710 --> 01:29:46,209
Is no one else gonna
acknowledge how crazy this is?
1573
01:29:46,211 --> 01:29:48,779
Oh, yeah, I get it.
There's been nothing scientific
1574
01:29:48,781 --> 01:29:50,280
about this science tour
at all.
1575
01:29:50,282 --> 01:29:52,048
No, no, I'm talking
about Peter.
1576
01:29:52,050 --> 01:29:53,883
Has no one noticed
how shady he is?
1577
01:29:53,885 --> 01:29:55,886
I saw him in the back room
of a rest stop
1578
01:29:55,888 --> 01:29:57,754
with some woman
in his underwear,
1579
01:29:57,756 --> 01:29:59,524
and he's always
sneaking away,
1580
01:29:59,526 --> 01:30:01,459
like back at the opera, huh?
1581
01:30:01,461 --> 01:30:04,928
Now he's suddenly off the trip,
with his family in Berlin?
1582
01:30:04,930 --> 01:30:07,334
Is no one else here
interested in the truth?
1583
01:30:08,768 --> 01:30:11,035
"The very concept
of objective truth
1584
01:30:11,037 --> 01:30:12,637
is fading out of the world."
1585
01:30:12,639 --> 01:30:14,539
George Orwell.
Thank you, MJ.
1586
01:30:14,541 --> 01:30:16,940
Yeah. Well, since
Peter's not really here
1587
01:30:16,942 --> 01:30:18,042
to tell his truth,
1588
01:30:18,044 --> 01:30:19,811
what about you, Brad?
1589
01:30:19,813 --> 01:30:22,146
Why take pictures of people
in the bathroom?
1590
01:30:22,148 --> 01:30:23,914
Yeah, dude,
what's that about?
1591
01:30:23,916 --> 01:30:26,616
No, no, no,
it wasn't like that. It was...
1592
01:30:26,618 --> 01:30:27,918
I was trying to take a...
1593
01:30:27,920 --> 01:30:29,954
Let's put all
this craziness behind us
1594
01:30:29,956 --> 01:30:32,823
and have a nice,
peaceful afternoon.
1595
01:30:32,825 --> 01:30:36,893
"Sounds great, Mr. Harrington,"
said the class. Okay.
1596
01:30:36,895 --> 01:30:39,963
I'm gonna be a cool teacher
right now.
1597
01:30:39,965 --> 01:30:42,566
You gotta stop doing that.
It is weird.
1598
01:30:42,568 --> 01:30:46,303
No more photos in the bathroom.
Urinal or stalls.
1599
01:30:46,305 --> 01:30:48,038
- Okay?
- Look at this.
1600
01:30:48,040 --> 01:30:49,807
Mr. Harrington,
this is your bus.
1601
01:30:49,809 --> 01:30:53,110
- We got a bus all to ourselves.
- Nice to see you all. Come along.
1602
01:30:53,112 --> 01:30:55,244
- I'll get this, yeah? Why not?
- Thank you.
1603
01:30:55,246 --> 01:30:57,280
Yeah. Thank you, brother.
1604
01:30:57,282 --> 01:30:59,149
All right.
1605
01:30:59,151 --> 01:31:00,854
I have the kids.
1606
01:31:04,724 --> 01:31:06,656
I got here as fast as I could.
1607
01:31:06,658 --> 01:31:09,759
I did a full perimeter sweep.
Nothing.
1608
01:31:09,761 --> 01:31:10,761
Damn it.
1609
01:31:13,265 --> 01:31:14,464
Pulse is spiking.
1610
01:31:14,466 --> 01:31:15,932
I'll take
another look.
1611
01:31:15,934 --> 01:31:17,767
Soon as you see something,
report.
1612
01:31:17,769 --> 01:31:20,137
You're all we've got, Beck.
1613
01:31:20,139 --> 01:31:22,809
If this is what I
fear, then God help us, Fury.
1614
01:31:24,076 --> 01:31:26,811
God help us all.
1615
01:31:26,813 --> 01:31:28,846
Okay, no Avengers coming.
Good to go.
1616
01:31:28,848 --> 01:31:31,781
- William, launch the drones.
- Copy that, brother.
1617
01:31:31,783 --> 01:31:35,518
Drones are entering
the atmosphere weapons-hot.
1618
01:31:40,992 --> 01:31:43,127
- Excellent. Janice?
- Working on the cape.
1619
01:31:43,129 --> 01:31:44,361
Get those wrinkles out.
1620
01:31:44,363 --> 01:31:46,329
I could be shaking hands
with the queen.
1621
01:31:46,331 --> 01:31:47,899
- Guterman?
- Almost in position.
1622
01:31:47,901 --> 01:31:50,467
- Okay. Hit it, Victoria.
- Increasing pulse.
1623
01:31:51,871 --> 01:31:54,504
Whatever this is,
it's 100 times bigger
1624
01:31:54,506 --> 01:31:55,672
than the previous ones.
1625
01:31:55,674 --> 01:31:57,007
EDITH?
1626
01:31:57,009 --> 01:31:58,642
Yes, Quentin.
1627
01:31:58,644 --> 01:32:00,410
Show me my loose ends.
1628
01:32:00,412 --> 01:32:02,245
Once the show's going,
1629
01:32:02,247 --> 01:32:04,080
execute the kill order
on my command.
1630
01:32:04,082 --> 01:32:05,315
- Copy.
- All right.
1631
01:32:05,317 --> 01:32:07,084
Start the show.
1632
01:32:08,354 --> 01:32:10,390
Let's save the world,
people.
1633
01:32:12,658 --> 01:32:15,593
I don't like this.
Something's definitely up.
1634
01:32:15,595 --> 01:32:18,762
You're an FOS now.
"Friend of Spider-Man."
1635
01:32:18,764 --> 01:32:21,998
And you have to remember,
just stay calm.
1636
01:32:24,604 --> 01:32:26,936
That doesn't
look good.
1637
01:32:26,938 --> 01:32:29,005
But it's fake,
nothing to worry about.
1638
01:32:29,007 --> 01:32:33,210
And the kids
are in the kill zone.
1639
01:32:33,212 --> 01:32:35,215
Great work, Guterman.
1640
01:32:36,447 --> 01:32:38,115
What?
1641
01:32:38,117 --> 01:32:40,718
- Happy Hogan here.
- I know. What do you want?
1642
01:32:40,720 --> 01:32:42,919
At Mr. Stark's,
going through his belongings.
1643
01:32:42,921 --> 01:32:44,888
There was a surfboard
you left behind.
1644
01:32:44,890 --> 01:32:46,723
- What?
- People said they didn't think
1645
01:32:46,725 --> 01:32:49,994
Nick Fury was a surfer, I said,
"Appearances can be deceiving."
1646
01:32:49,996 --> 01:32:52,730
It's not mine. And don't ever
call this number again.
1647
01:33:00,572 --> 01:33:03,173
Fury's got the coded message.
1648
01:33:03,175 --> 01:33:05,008
Your friends
are at the Tower Bridge.
1649
01:33:05,010 --> 01:33:07,710
Your boy called it London
Bridge, but I figured it out.
1650
01:33:07,712 --> 01:33:09,413
- I'll scoop them up, okay?
- Yeah.
1651
01:33:09,415 --> 01:33:10,614
- We're close.
- We're close.
1652
01:33:10,616 --> 01:33:12,015
- How's the suit?
- Almost done.
1653
01:33:12,017 --> 01:33:13,417
- Good.
- Wait, wait, whoa, whoa.
1654
01:33:13,419 --> 01:33:16,052
Before you go,
if something happens to me,
1655
01:33:16,054 --> 01:33:17,788
could you please give
this to MJ?
1656
01:33:17,790 --> 01:33:20,057
You'll make it back.
Give it to her yourself.
1657
01:33:20,059 --> 01:33:21,525
- You got this.
- I got this.
1658
01:33:21,527 --> 01:33:24,427
- Walk me through it.
- I know it's illusion tech.
1659
01:33:24,429 --> 01:33:26,196
All I do
is get inside the illusion,
1660
01:33:26,198 --> 01:33:27,431
then I can take it down,
1661
01:33:27,433 --> 01:33:29,033
find him,
and he's just a guy.
1662
01:33:29,035 --> 01:33:30,467
I can take EDITH
right back.
1663
01:33:30,469 --> 01:33:32,969
Right, but last time,
you got hit by a train.
1664
01:33:32,971 --> 01:33:36,140
True, but this time...
1665
01:33:36,142 --> 01:33:39,075
How do I explain this? Uh...
I have a sixth sense.
1666
01:33:39,077 --> 01:33:42,713
The Peter-tingle. That's what
you're talking about, right?
1667
01:33:42,715 --> 01:33:43,981
It's not working, though.
1668
01:33:43,983 --> 01:33:45,950
I heard it wasn't working now.
Is it?
1669
01:33:45,952 --> 01:33:48,252
It is working.
I don't know if it's working...
1670
01:33:48,254 --> 01:33:50,320
You got the Peter-tingle.
That's the plan.
1671
01:33:50,322 --> 01:33:51,789
I'm gonna go get
your friends.
1672
01:33:51,791 --> 01:33:53,990
You get that Peter-tingle
back online.
1673
01:33:53,992 --> 01:33:55,159
I got this. I got this.
1674
01:34:09,774 --> 01:34:10,807
Cue the lightning.
1675
01:34:10,809 --> 01:34:12,911
Cuing lightning.
1676
01:34:17,649 --> 01:34:19,716
Sir, is it still safe
on the top,
1677
01:34:19,718 --> 01:34:21,985
or should we all come down?
1678
01:34:21,987 --> 01:34:22,987
Oh, my.
1679
01:34:24,823 --> 01:34:26,289
What did
the bus driver say?
1680
01:34:26,291 --> 01:34:27,891
Bus driver's gone.
1681
01:34:27,893 --> 01:34:29,392
- What?
- Where?
1682
01:34:29,394 --> 01:34:32,228
It's okay. Mr. Dell and I
have it under control!
1683
01:34:32,230 --> 01:34:33,698
No. Don't drag me into this.
1684
01:34:33,700 --> 01:34:36,534
I'm doing my best,
Julius!
1685
01:34:36,536 --> 01:34:38,968
- Look...
- Oh, the witches are back.
1686
01:34:38,970 --> 01:34:41,273
Oh, my God, get off the bus!
1687
01:34:46,077 --> 01:34:48,044
- Okay.
- Okay, follow me, kids.
1688
01:34:51,184 --> 01:34:53,253
Come on, let's go!
1689
01:35:05,563 --> 01:35:08,699
Now, that is
an Avengers-level threat.
1690
01:35:25,251 --> 01:35:27,084
This way. This way!
1691
01:35:27,086 --> 01:35:28,518
- Okay. Okay.
- Oh, my God!
1692
01:35:28,520 --> 01:35:30,420
- Flash!
- Follow that hand.
1693
01:35:30,422 --> 01:35:32,188
This way. Follow me.
1694
01:35:32,190 --> 01:35:35,359
- It's not real, it's not real!
- It looks real to me!
1695
01:35:35,361 --> 01:35:37,695
Follow me, kids!
1696
01:35:37,697 --> 01:35:39,896
Earth, wind, fire, water.
Oh, no.
1697
01:35:39,898 --> 01:35:41,999
They joined forces
like the Power Rangers.
1698
01:35:42,001 --> 01:35:43,767
- You're thinking of Voltron.
- Who?
1699
01:35:43,769 --> 01:35:45,735
Voltron!
You're thinking of Voltron!
1700
01:35:45,737 --> 01:35:47,605
Hey, look,
it's Mysterio!
1701
01:35:47,607 --> 01:35:49,274
He's gonna save us!
1702
01:35:51,943 --> 01:35:54,210
Wait, if Mysterio
knows we know...
1703
01:35:54,212 --> 01:35:56,379
- Then we're in danger.
- Yeah, and so are they.
1704
01:35:56,381 --> 01:35:57,582
We should go.
1705
01:35:59,050 --> 01:36:00,419
Kill that witch! Ba-bow!
1706
01:36:01,987 --> 01:36:04,923
This is for my family!
1707
01:36:06,326 --> 01:36:08,091
You should get
somewhere safe, Fury.
1708
01:36:08,093 --> 01:36:09,759
I don't see this
ending well.
1709
01:36:09,761 --> 01:36:11,762
I appreciate your concern,
1710
01:36:11,764 --> 01:36:13,766
but I never leave my men
behind.
1711
01:36:15,634 --> 01:36:17,668
All right, comms check.
Can you hear me?
1712
01:36:17,670 --> 01:36:19,436
I can.
It's a little loud out here.
1713
01:36:19,438 --> 01:36:21,137
- I like the new suit.
- Thanks.
1714
01:36:21,139 --> 01:36:23,507
Whoa, Peter,
you sure that's not real?
1715
01:36:23,509 --> 01:36:26,109
Yeah, it's just 100 times bigger
than I expected.
1716
01:36:26,111 --> 01:36:27,410
- Still the play?
- Uh-huh.
1717
01:36:27,412 --> 01:36:28,978
We need to get high enough
1718
01:36:28,980 --> 01:36:32,684
- so Beck doesn't see me coming.
- Copy. Stay sticky.
1719
01:36:35,120 --> 01:36:37,286
- Hey, Happy.
- Yeah, kid. What is it?
1720
01:36:37,288 --> 01:36:40,790
We need to have a conversation
about you and my aunt!
1721
01:36:54,773 --> 01:36:56,905
Beck, report!
1722
01:36:56,907 --> 01:36:59,409
I need a response.
Something quick and decisive.
1723
01:36:59,411 --> 01:37:00,910
"It's all the Elementals.
1724
01:37:00,912 --> 01:37:02,846
They're merged
into something..."
1725
01:37:02,848 --> 01:37:05,249
...into something else.
Something more powerful.
1726
01:37:05,251 --> 01:37:07,653
It's drawing energy
from the Earth's core.
1727
01:37:11,823 --> 01:37:14,258
See, now,
that's some bullshit.
1728
01:37:16,862 --> 01:37:17,862
Is that...?
1729
01:37:22,934 --> 01:37:24,366
Be ready for anything.
1730
01:37:24,368 --> 01:37:25,404
Yeah.
1731
01:37:31,309 --> 01:37:33,745
It's not real,
it's not real, it's not real!
1732
01:37:38,282 --> 01:37:40,517
Whoa.
1733
01:37:40,519 --> 01:37:42,321
That's awesome.
1734
01:38:07,545 --> 01:38:09,713
William, I've got drones
breaking formation.
1735
01:38:09,715 --> 01:38:12,048
Maybe they hit a flock of birds.
You're fine.
1736
01:38:12,050 --> 01:38:15,053
I wanna see what's happening
Taking manual control.
1737
01:38:20,859 --> 01:38:23,026
Do you see anything?
1738
01:38:23,028 --> 01:38:25,998
Yeah.
And I'm gonna kill him.
1739
01:38:30,702 --> 01:38:32,504
I hope this works.
1740
01:38:48,754 --> 01:38:49,754
You got me?
1741
01:38:54,660 --> 01:38:56,293
I got you.
1742
01:38:56,295 --> 01:38:59,096
Boss,
the illusion is coming apart.
1743
01:39:01,767 --> 01:39:03,133
I see you.
1744
01:39:06,938 --> 01:39:08,940
- EDITH, give me protection.
- Copy.
1745
01:39:23,621 --> 01:39:25,254
Just kill the illusion.
Kill it.
1746
01:39:25,256 --> 01:39:26,624
I'm not gonna. They'll see.
1747
01:39:26,626 --> 01:39:29,159
They'll see
what I want them to see!
1748
01:39:29,161 --> 01:39:32,228
- Do you still need the cape?
- Yes, Janice.
1749
01:39:32,230 --> 01:39:34,267
- I still need the cape.
- Done.
1750
01:39:37,068 --> 01:39:39,569
- Now render my illusion suit.
- All right, hang on.
1751
01:39:39,571 --> 01:39:41,804
The monster was full of drones!
It's crazy!
1752
01:39:41,806 --> 01:39:43,009
There you are.
1753
01:39:46,778 --> 01:39:47,944
Easy.
1754
01:39:52,149 --> 01:39:53,583
Who the hell is that?
1755
01:39:55,187 --> 01:39:56,419
- Ned!
- Happy!
1756
01:39:56,421 --> 01:39:58,320
I gotta get you out of here!
1757
01:39:58,322 --> 01:39:59,688
- Get on the jet!
- Who are you?
1758
01:39:59,690 --> 01:40:01,859
I work with Spider-Man.
Get on that jet.
1759
01:40:01,861 --> 01:40:03,694
You work for Spider-Man?
1760
01:40:03,696 --> 01:40:05,898
I work with Spider-Man,
not for Spider-Man.
1761
01:40:08,533 --> 01:40:10,633
- New plan. Into the Tower.
- What?
1762
01:40:10,635 --> 01:40:11,968
Happy, are you okay?
1763
01:40:11,970 --> 01:40:13,670
We're okay. Just get Beck.
1764
01:40:13,672 --> 01:40:16,138
- EDITH, target Spider-Man.
- Copy.
1765
01:40:20,511 --> 01:40:22,681
I'll just kill the kids
myself.
1766
01:40:27,586 --> 01:40:28,586
Whoa!
1767
01:40:37,362 --> 01:40:38,697
There you are.
1768
01:40:41,166 --> 01:40:42,900
Into the Crown Jewels vault!
1769
01:40:42,902 --> 01:40:44,770
- Yeah, go, go, go!
- Come on.
1770
01:40:48,674 --> 01:40:50,272
- Go!
- Into the vault!
1771
01:40:50,274 --> 01:40:52,543
The walls are 8 feet thick.
Go into the vault!
1772
01:40:52,545 --> 01:40:53,843
- What?
- Into the vault. Go!
1773
01:40:56,782 --> 01:40:58,417
Take cover!
1774
01:41:16,902 --> 01:41:17,902
Okay.
1775
01:41:22,440 --> 01:41:23,539
Yeah?
1776
01:41:23,541 --> 01:41:25,377
No. No.
1777
01:41:29,680 --> 01:41:30,915
I see you.
1778
01:41:33,184 --> 01:41:34,184
Get that thing out...
1779
01:41:39,724 --> 01:41:40,892
Go!
1780
01:41:47,765 --> 01:41:50,102
How does Cap do that?
1781
01:41:59,144 --> 01:42:02,445
Happy, say something,
to let me know you're alive!
1782
01:42:02,447 --> 01:42:04,813
- I'm here. I'm here.
- Happy, thank God.
1783
01:42:04,815 --> 01:42:08,985
I bought us some time,
but not much.
1784
01:42:08,987 --> 01:42:12,290
I'm trying to get to Beck,
but I can't shake these drones!
1785
01:42:26,371 --> 01:42:27,873
Gotcha.
1786
01:42:49,627 --> 01:42:51,429
Going up!
1787
01:43:27,698 --> 01:43:28,698
Finally.
1788
01:43:28,700 --> 01:43:31,168
Hey, William, how we doing?
1789
01:43:31,170 --> 01:43:33,369
Illusion almost back up.
1790
01:43:33,371 --> 01:43:35,875
I don't know
how you're gonna spin this.
1791
01:43:50,255 --> 01:43:51,524
Oh, great. No webs.
1792
01:44:05,237 --> 01:44:07,440
- Are we gonna die?
- Nobody dies on my watch.
1793
01:44:10,041 --> 01:44:11,975
I wasted my life
playing video games,
1794
01:44:11,977 --> 01:44:13,776
and we're gonna die.
1795
01:44:13,778 --> 01:44:17,713
I have a fake ID,
and I've never even used it.
1796
01:44:17,715 --> 01:44:20,450
I post stupid videos daily
for people to like me.
1797
01:44:20,452 --> 01:44:23,151
Hey, if it wasn't
for those stupid videos,
1798
01:44:23,153 --> 01:44:25,388
Spider-Man would've never
found you.
1799
01:44:25,390 --> 01:44:28,959
Spider-Man...? Spider-Man
follows me? I saved us, guys.
1800
01:44:28,961 --> 01:44:30,959
If you saved us,
why are we about to die?
1801
01:44:30,961 --> 01:44:32,427
- MJ!
- Stop it!
1802
01:44:32,429 --> 01:44:33,896
I'm sorry, okay?
1803
01:44:33,898 --> 01:44:35,598
I'm obsessed
with telling the truth
1804
01:44:35,600 --> 01:44:38,234
even if it hurts
other people's feelings.
1805
01:44:38,236 --> 01:44:40,272
I'm in love
with Spider-Man's aunt.
1806
01:44:44,341 --> 01:44:45,777
We're sharing, right?
1807
01:45:24,916 --> 01:45:27,651
Your lies are over, Beck.
1808
01:45:27,653 --> 01:45:31,253
This certainly isn't ideal,
but I have contingencies.
1809
01:45:31,255 --> 01:45:32,624
EDITH?
1810
01:45:40,431 --> 01:45:42,999
Just give me the glasses.
1811
01:45:43,001 --> 01:45:44,737
You want these?
1812
01:45:46,170 --> 01:45:47,170
Come and get them.
1813
01:45:57,381 --> 01:45:58,813
Come on, Peter-tingle.
1814
01:46:23,675 --> 01:46:25,174
Why aren't
these drones firing?
1815
01:46:25,176 --> 01:46:27,043
You're in the strike zone.
1816
01:46:27,045 --> 01:46:31,116
- The chance of getting hit is...
- No, fire all the drones now!
1817
01:46:49,533 --> 01:46:51,101
Beck!
1818
01:46:54,406 --> 01:46:55,407
Beck.
1819
01:46:56,573 --> 01:46:58,106
You lied to me.
1820
01:46:58,108 --> 01:47:00,977
- And I trusted you.
- I know.
1821
01:47:00,979 --> 01:47:03,445
That's the most...
1822
01:47:03,447 --> 01:47:05,584
d-disappointing part.
1823
01:47:06,818 --> 01:47:08,754
You're a good person,
Peter.
1824
01:47:10,988 --> 01:47:12,790
Such a weakness.
1825
01:47:14,893 --> 01:47:17,125
Stark was right.
1826
01:47:17,127 --> 01:47:19,130
You do deserve them.
1827
01:47:30,274 --> 01:47:32,644
You can't trick me anymore.
1828
01:47:35,947 --> 01:47:38,448
EDITH,
turn off the drones.
1829
01:47:38,450 --> 01:47:42,118
Biometric scan complete.
Welcome back, Peter.
1830
01:47:42,120 --> 01:47:44,052
Execute
all cancellation protocols?
1831
01:47:44,054 --> 01:47:45,288
Just do it.
1832
01:47:45,290 --> 01:47:46,859
- Execute them all.
- Confirmed.
1833
01:47:56,099 --> 01:47:58,168
Give me the spear.
1834
01:47:58,170 --> 01:47:59,638
That's a halberd. Ahem.
1835
01:48:04,675 --> 01:48:06,277
Thank you.
1836
01:48:09,848 --> 01:48:13,185
- How could you do all of this?
- You'll see, Peter.
1837
01:48:14,852 --> 01:48:18,590
People,
they need to believe.
1838
01:48:19,657 --> 01:48:21,526
And nowadays...
1839
01:48:23,327 --> 01:48:25,697
they'll believe anything.
1840
01:48:36,006 --> 01:48:37,442
Is he...?
1841
01:48:38,643 --> 01:48:40,045
Is this real?
1842
01:48:41,546 --> 01:48:43,848
All illusions are down, Peter.
1843
01:48:58,328 --> 01:48:59,928
Whoo! Yeah!
1844
01:48:59,930 --> 01:49:01,597
Hey, where you going?
1845
01:49:09,239 --> 01:49:10,475
- MJ.
- Hey.
1846
01:49:11,341 --> 01:49:12,709
- Hey.
- Hey.
1847
01:49:12,711 --> 01:49:14,543
- Are you okay?
- I'm okay. Are you okay?
1848
01:49:14,545 --> 01:49:16,879
- Yeah. Yeah.
- Is everybody else okay?
1849
01:49:16,881 --> 01:49:19,749
Yeah, everyone's okay.
1850
01:49:19,751 --> 01:49:22,418
- What happened?
- There was just the drones,
1851
01:49:22,420 --> 01:49:25,690
and they were following us,
and then they just stopped.
1852
01:49:26,925 --> 01:49:28,961
- Was that you?
- Yeah.
1853
01:49:29,894 --> 01:49:31,430
Did you get him?
1854
01:49:34,166 --> 01:49:35,768
- Yeah.
- Well, I, um...
1855
01:49:37,269 --> 01:49:39,267
brought that.
1856
01:49:39,269 --> 01:49:41,570
In case
you needed some help.
1857
01:49:41,572 --> 01:49:43,575
Thanks.
1858
01:49:44,776 --> 01:49:46,676
Anyway, uh,
1859
01:49:46,678 --> 01:49:49,344
there was this sweaty guy
in the tower with us.
1860
01:49:49,346 --> 01:49:52,281
I think he works for you
or something.
1861
01:49:52,283 --> 01:49:53,415
He, um...
1862
01:49:53,417 --> 01:49:54,950
He gave me this.
1863
01:49:54,952 --> 01:49:56,888
No. No.
1864
01:49:58,389 --> 01:49:59,954
Oh, MJ, I'm so sorry.
1865
01:49:59,956 --> 01:50:02,092
- I had this stupid plan.
- Peter.
1866
01:50:02,094 --> 01:50:04,093
I wrote it down,
I was gonna buy you this
1867
01:50:04,095 --> 01:50:06,131
and give it to you in Paris
at the top...
1868
01:50:09,599 --> 01:50:11,034
And you kissed me.
1869
01:50:11,036 --> 01:50:13,703
- What? What?
- Yeah.
1870
01:50:13,705 --> 01:50:15,704
I don't really have
much luck
1871
01:50:15,706 --> 01:50:19,208
when it comes
to getting close to people.
1872
01:50:19,210 --> 01:50:22,014
Um... So I lied.
1873
01:50:23,313 --> 01:50:24,813
I wasn't just watching you
1874
01:50:24,815 --> 01:50:27,952
because I thought
you were Spider-Man.
1875
01:50:31,857 --> 01:50:33,325
That's great.
1876
01:50:34,792 --> 01:50:37,326
- Black dahlia, like the murder.
- The murder.
1877
01:50:37,328 --> 01:50:39,462
- Good.
- Yeah. Heh.
1878
01:50:39,464 --> 01:50:41,164
Sorry it's broken.
1879
01:50:41,166 --> 01:50:44,033
I actually like it better
broken.
1880
01:50:44,035 --> 01:50:46,305
I really like you.
1881
01:50:48,005 --> 01:50:49,474
I really like you too.
1882
01:50:50,642 --> 01:50:52,141
Uh...
1883
01:51:03,554 --> 01:51:05,788
Uh. Okay. I should...
1884
01:51:05,790 --> 01:51:08,825
I should probably get back
to the class.
1885
01:51:08,827 --> 01:51:10,229
I'll go and...
1886
01:51:11,461 --> 01:51:13,732
- Yeah. Heh. I don't know.
- Heh. Okay.
1887
01:51:15,032 --> 01:51:16,100
Just in case.
1888
01:51:24,175 --> 01:51:25,708
Yeah, no.
1889
01:51:25,710 --> 01:51:29,044
No, May, you're right.
He did great. He was strong.
1890
01:51:29,046 --> 01:51:31,213
Yeah.
I'm glad he stayed too.
1891
01:51:31,215 --> 01:51:33,050
I gotta go.
1892
01:51:34,117 --> 01:51:35,383
I'm glad you're alive.
1893
01:51:35,385 --> 01:51:37,119
I guess the coded message
worked.
1894
01:51:37,121 --> 01:51:39,722
"Appearances can be
deceiving." Heh.
1895
01:51:39,724 --> 01:51:42,158
I'm surprised you didn't
just wink in the camera.
1896
01:51:42,160 --> 01:51:44,660
- It worked.
- Because I had serious doubts
1897
01:51:44,662 --> 01:51:46,128
about Beck
from the beginning.
1898
01:51:46,130 --> 01:51:47,699
Not true.
He had zero doubts.
1899
01:51:51,368 --> 01:51:52,468
Where's Parker?
1900
01:51:52,470 --> 01:51:53,869
He's with a girl.
1901
01:51:53,871 --> 01:51:56,539
I need to speak with him.
1902
01:51:56,541 --> 01:51:58,341
He'll call you.
1903
01:51:58,343 --> 01:52:00,042
He'll...?
1904
01:52:03,415 --> 01:52:05,548
Okay. Great.
1905
01:52:05,550 --> 01:52:07,417
Well, he better.
1906
01:52:07,419 --> 01:52:08,519
Or it's your ass.
1907
01:52:09,987 --> 01:52:13,356
And don't even think
about ghosting me.
1908
01:52:30,207 --> 01:52:32,374
Are you sure
no one else has figured it out?
1909
01:52:32,376 --> 01:52:35,978
Yeah, it's not like anybody
really pays attention to you.
1910
01:52:35,980 --> 01:52:36,978
Ouch.
1911
01:52:36,980 --> 01:52:38,813
Except for me.
1912
01:52:38,815 --> 01:52:40,249
Aw. Thanks.
1913
01:52:40,251 --> 01:52:42,051
- Don't be late.
- I won't.
1914
01:52:42,053 --> 01:52:43,252
See you later.
1915
01:52:43,254 --> 01:52:45,788
- You guys are so cute.
- Thanks.
1916
01:52:45,790 --> 01:52:47,589
Uh...
1917
01:52:47,591 --> 01:52:51,127
I was thinking we should all go
on a double date or something.
1918
01:52:51,129 --> 01:52:53,795
Oh, we broke up.
1919
01:52:53,797 --> 01:52:55,231
No. What? Why?
1920
01:52:55,233 --> 01:52:57,665
Men and women
grow apart,
1921
01:52:57,667 --> 01:52:59,502
but the journey
they share together
1922
01:52:59,504 --> 01:53:01,737
will always be a part
of them.
1923
01:53:01,739 --> 01:53:04,376
- You are so wise.
- Thank you.
1924
01:53:07,778 --> 01:53:10,112
Hello, Gerald.
1925
01:53:10,114 --> 01:53:12,317
Could Mother not make it?
1926
01:53:13,484 --> 01:53:14,987
Hmm.
1927
01:53:18,122 --> 01:53:19,688
- May!
- I promise you... Ah!
1928
01:53:19,690 --> 01:53:22,424
Oh, he's here.
Don't give me a ticket.
1929
01:53:22,426 --> 01:53:26,195
- Heh. Ah.
- Ooh. I'm so glad you're okay.
1930
01:53:26,197 --> 01:53:29,265
No, for real, I'm good.
I'm actually really fine.
1931
01:53:29,267 --> 01:53:31,066
Let's go.
Where are your bags?
1932
01:53:31,068 --> 01:53:32,468
Oh, right.
They got blown up.
1933
01:53:32,470 --> 01:53:34,270
Yeah. Heh.
1934
01:53:34,272 --> 01:53:35,739
I got you
hot buttered bagels.
1935
01:53:35,741 --> 01:53:37,839
- Thank you so much.
- I know my boy.
1936
01:53:37,841 --> 01:53:39,776
I kept my
identity pretty guarded
1937
01:53:39,778 --> 01:53:41,310
this past couple years.
1938
01:53:41,312 --> 01:53:43,111
I faced a lot of deception.
1939
01:53:43,113 --> 01:53:46,082
And I'm tired of the lies.
1940
01:53:46,084 --> 01:53:48,787
So it's time for the truth
to be out there.
1941
01:53:51,354 --> 01:53:52,357
Are you dating?
1942
01:53:53,358 --> 01:53:55,658
- Yes.
- Not really.
1943
01:53:55,660 --> 01:53:57,493
- What?
- Well...
1944
01:53:57,495 --> 01:53:58,994
- I think...
- Summer fling.
1945
01:53:58,996 --> 01:54:01,664
Yes, that evolves
and grows like any other.
1946
01:54:01,666 --> 01:54:03,432
I still don't know
where it's going.
1947
01:54:03,434 --> 01:54:04,933
Open to wherever
it might lead.
1948
01:54:04,935 --> 01:54:07,270
- Anywhere. On or off.
- To share it with people...
1949
01:54:07,272 --> 01:54:09,204
We'll always be friends,
no matter what.
1950
01:54:09,206 --> 01:54:11,039
I'm gonna go
because I've got a date.
1951
01:54:11,041 --> 01:54:13,642
...because we
all are interconnected.
1952
01:54:13,644 --> 01:54:14,843
- Bye.
- We are.
1953
01:54:27,892 --> 01:54:29,292
Whoo!
1954
01:54:33,497 --> 01:54:35,067
Sorry!
1955
01:54:39,537 --> 01:54:40,572
Whoa!
1956
01:54:41,938 --> 01:54:43,407
Whoa.
1957
01:54:46,077 --> 01:54:47,379
Whoo!
1958
01:54:54,519 --> 01:54:57,389
Whoo-hoo!
1959
01:55:11,435 --> 01:55:13,069
- Hey.
- Hey. Sorry I'm late.
1960
01:55:13,071 --> 01:55:15,471
- It's fine.
- You ready?
1961
01:55:15,473 --> 01:55:17,240
- Yeah.
- You're gonna love this.
1962
01:55:17,242 --> 01:55:19,208
Okay! Okay!
1963
01:55:19,210 --> 01:55:21,110
- Okay. Okay.
- You ready?
1964
01:55:21,112 --> 01:55:24,413
Yeah. I'm just not gonna watch.
I'm not gonna watch.
1965
01:55:26,317 --> 01:55:29,485
I should stop looking.
I'm gonna stop looking! Heh.
1966
01:55:29,487 --> 01:55:31,823
Whoo!
1967
01:57:45,657 --> 01:57:48,727
Okay. You can put me down now!
You can put me down now!
1968
01:57:50,260 --> 01:57:51,862
You okay?
1969
01:57:53,397 --> 01:57:54,763
Uh...
1970
01:57:54,765 --> 01:57:57,333
Whoo! Yeah. Yeah, I'm okay.
1971
01:57:57,335 --> 01:57:59,935
Let's just...
Never, never doing that again.
1972
01:57:59,937 --> 01:58:01,736
- I'm never doing that again.
- Okay.
1973
01:58:01,738 --> 01:58:03,539
I should probably
get out of here.
1974
01:58:03,541 --> 01:58:05,143
- Be safe. Heh.
- See you later.
1975
01:58:08,412 --> 01:58:10,612
This is breaking news.
1976
01:58:10,614 --> 01:58:13,615
We come with revelations about
last week's attack in London.
1977
01:58:13,617 --> 01:58:15,883
An anonymous source
provided this video.
1978
01:58:15,885 --> 01:58:18,753
It shows Quentin Beck,
aka Mysterio,
1979
01:58:18,755 --> 01:58:20,755
moments before his death.
1980
01:58:20,757 --> 01:58:23,026
A warning, you may find
this video disturbing.
1981
01:58:23,028 --> 01:58:25,127
I managed to send the Elemental
through the rift,
1982
01:58:25,129 --> 01:58:27,061
but I don't think
I'm gonna make it.
1983
01:58:27,063 --> 01:58:28,963
Spider-Man attacked me
for some reason.
1984
01:58:28,965 --> 01:58:31,633
He has an army of weaponized
drones, Stark technology,
1985
01:58:31,635 --> 01:58:35,270
saying he's the only one who's
gonna be the new Iron Man.
1986
01:58:35,272 --> 01:58:38,106
Are you sure you want
to commence the drone attack?
1987
01:58:38,108 --> 01:58:39,941
There will be
significant casualties.
1988
01:58:39,943 --> 01:58:41,944
Do it. Execute them all.
1989
01:58:45,649 --> 01:58:48,851
This shocking video
was released earlier today
1990
01:58:48,853 --> 01:58:50,485
on the controversial
news website
1991
01:58:50,487 --> 01:58:52,088
TheDailyBugle.net.
1992
01:58:52,090 --> 01:58:53,355
There you have it, folks,
1993
01:58:53,357 --> 01:58:55,457
conclusive proof
that Spider-Man
1994
01:58:55,459 --> 01:58:58,360
was responsible
for the murder of Mysterio,
1995
01:58:58,362 --> 01:58:59,962
an interdimensional warrior
1996
01:58:59,964 --> 01:59:01,862
who gave his life
to protect our planet
1997
01:59:01,864 --> 01:59:04,333
and who will no doubt
go down in history
1998
01:59:04,335 --> 01:59:07,436
as the greatest superhero
of all time.
1999
01:59:07,438 --> 01:59:09,605
But that's not all, folks.
2000
01:59:09,607 --> 01:59:11,039
Here's the real blockbuster.
2001
01:59:11,041 --> 01:59:12,941
Brace yourselves.
You might wanna sit.
2002
01:59:12,943 --> 01:59:15,913
Spider-Man's real...
Spider-Man's real name is...
2003
01:59:18,382 --> 01:59:22,118
Spider-Man's name
is Peter Parker.
2004
01:59:22,120 --> 01:59:23,518
What the fu...?
2005
02:07:31,675 --> 02:07:33,644
You gotta tell him.
2006
02:07:35,045 --> 02:07:37,212
It was fine.
2007
02:07:37,214 --> 02:07:39,313
The little boy
handled it.
2008
02:07:39,315 --> 02:07:41,016
We helped.
2009
02:07:41,018 --> 02:07:42,150
- Talos.
- Come off it.
2010
02:07:42,152 --> 02:07:43,485
How was I supposed to know
2011
02:07:43,487 --> 02:07:44,953
that the whole thing
was fake?
2012
02:07:44,955 --> 02:07:47,356
I mean, that was all
very, very convincing.
2013
02:07:47,358 --> 02:07:49,024
The performances,
the illusion,
2014
02:07:49,026 --> 02:07:51,058
that costume,
the craftsmanship in that.
2015
02:07:51,060 --> 02:07:54,232
This is just embarrassing
for a shape-shifter. Fine.
2016
02:07:56,634 --> 02:07:59,334
Hey there. I hope your mission
is going well.
2017
02:07:59,336 --> 02:08:03,204
We gave the glasses to Parker
about a week ago, like you said.
2018
02:08:03,206 --> 02:08:06,775
And it was very touching,
you know?
2019
02:08:06,777 --> 02:08:08,643
Really, really
quite touching.
2020
02:08:08,645 --> 02:08:10,044
Talos.
2021
02:08:10,046 --> 02:08:14,115
Um... And, you know,
shortly after that,
2022
02:08:14,117 --> 02:08:15,950
it really kind of went
off the rails,
2023
02:08:15,952 --> 02:08:17,453
so we need you to come back.
2024
02:08:17,455 --> 02:08:19,621
Everyone kept asking
where the Avengers are,
2025
02:08:19,623 --> 02:08:21,222
I don't know
what to say to that,
2026
02:08:21,224 --> 02:08:23,558
so you're lucky
that Spider-Man won...
2027
02:08:45,649 --> 02:08:47,785
Everybody back to work!
2028
02:08:54,657 --> 02:08:56,526
Who's got my shoes?
2029
02:08:58,426 --> 02:09:03,426
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