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Upload by Daloar Hossain from Bangladesh

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www.OpenSubtitles.org

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What's going on, Hop?

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You back again?

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Oh, sick!

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Find good one?

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Ten Tigers of Kwangtung.
This is gold.

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Bride With White Hair.
Chinese, no subtitles.

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You have any early Shaw Brothers?
This one guy does Leopard style...

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Leopard style, Dragon style...

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...fly through air
...fight on water.

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Crouching Tiger...
Spanking Monkey.

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I know you.

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Another white boy
who wants to know gongfu.

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Kick the ass.
Get the girls.

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Only storage back here.

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- Where did you get this?
- It was here...

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...when my grandfather
opened this shop.

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A hundred years ago.

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He waited for a man
to come pick it up...

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...return to rightful owner.

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Man never came.

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My father took over the shop.
Waited, too.

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Long time. Now me.

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That's a Northern
Temple-style bo staff.

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The kind the 13 monks
used to save the Tang Emperor.

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I've seen it before.

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That exact one.
I've had dreams about it.

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You know why?

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You watch too much
"Hong Kong Phooey".

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Come.

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I give you five awesome
Bruce Lee movie...

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...for very sick price.

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You're the man, Hop.

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Jason!

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What's up?

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- Not much. Just cruising.
- I mean Chinatown.

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What's with that?

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- Gongfu.
- Are you serious?

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I can't talk about it...
gongfu code.

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Look... the new kid's marking time
with the hoodsies.

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You still riding
this loser cruiser?

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Get a motor for this shit.

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- What we got here?
- Just some bootlegs.

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Enter the Dragon.

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- Bride With White Hair?
- That's actually very good.

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Let him go.
He knows gongfu.

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What?
You think you're Chinese?

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You hang out
with them Chinks in C-town?

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What's up with you?
Let's see some, man.

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Come on. Let's see some gongfu.
Gongfu master.

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Want some tae kwon do, huh?

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Yo, Lupo.

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He hangs out with
that Chink who cashes checks.

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You in tight with the old man?

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Just shut up and do it!

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It's late.
He's probably gone.

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- He's not here. Let's go.
- Who's there?

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Gongfu boy.

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You back for
more good-price movie?

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I told you... best deal
in Chinatown. Come in.

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Want some tea?

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Red Sox game is on.

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Yankees winning. Very bad.

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- Who is with you? Friend?
- Where do you keep the cash?

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Where's the cash?

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Come on, old man!

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You stay here!

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I found your Xbox.

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Hop!

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Jesus, Lupo!

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- What the hell?
- You shot him!

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Take it.

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Must return to rightful owner.

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Run.

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You didn't see that.

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You didn't see that!

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Come here, you little shit!

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Lupo, come on, man!

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- You didn't see nothing!
- Calm down.

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- Hey, chill. Man. Put the gun down.
- Shut up!

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I pulled the trigger,
but we're in this together!

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But this little cockroach
ain't one of us!

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Excuse me.
I don't know where I am.

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I don't know how I got here.
I remember falling.

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What? This?

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You want this?

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I don't know
what you're saying.

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I can't understand you!

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That's because
you're not listening!

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Behind you!

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I don't know where I am...

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...how I got here, or who those guys
trying to kill me were.

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But what you did
back there was sick.

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No. Drunken Fist.

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Secret gongfu from the South.

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I am Lu Yan, traveling scholar.

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What land do you
come from, monk?

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I'm not a monk.

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I'm Jason Tripikitas,
from South Boston.

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Is this a dream?

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No.

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Where you came from
is the dream.

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Through the Gate of No Gate.

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Is that like a wormhole
or something?

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No. It means
you are either a Zen master

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or you carry something
very special.

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This?

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It was in a pawn shop,
waiting for a man to pick it up...

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...and return it
to its rightful owner.

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What?

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It's long been foretold...

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...that a seeker will come...

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...to return the staff and
end the reign of the Jade Warlord.

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Return it to who?

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The Monkey King.

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Born of a stone...

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...on a mountain of
fruit and flowers.

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With his weapon in hand,
his qi became like fire...

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... his stick fighting like magic.

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He defied the order of the land...

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... but the Jade Army
could not defeat him.

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The Monkey King crushed
every soldier sent to stop him.

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With his magical staff
he was unbeatable.

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Word of his disobedience traveled deep
within the Forbidden Kingdom...

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... to the Five Elements Mountain,
land of the immortals.

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Once every 500 years...

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... the Jade Emperor hosts
the Peach Banquet.

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Here, the heavenly ministers
gather to celebrate their longevity...

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... and drink
the elixir of immortality.

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One sip of this heavenly brew
will give everlasting life...

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... free from mortal suffering
and desire.

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Into the banquet,
the Monkey King crashed, uninvited.

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The Jade Emperor was enchanted
by the Monkey King.

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But the Jade Warlord
was not amused.

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As master of the army,

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the Warlord demanded that
the Monkey King bow down to him.

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He's a bit unrefined,
that's all.

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Give the naughty monkey a title
and let him go.

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Satisfied all was well
in heaven and earth...

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... the supremely high Emperor left to
begin his 500 years meditation...

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... leaving the Jade Warlord in charge
by mandate of heaven.

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Rather than obey
the Jade Emperor's command...

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... the Warlord challenged
the Monkey King to a duel.

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High atop Five Elements Mountain
in the Warlord's palace...

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... the battle of
immortals was fought...

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... to prove once and for all
whose skills were supreme.

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Most excellent stick fighting,
Sun Wukong.

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But without your weapon,
you're just a lowly hermit!

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No more weapons.
No more qi magic.

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Fist against fist.

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The Monkey King was too trusting
and believed the Warlord...

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... laying down his magic weapon.

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Realizing he'd been tricked,
the Monkey King

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cast the staff out into
the Middle Kingdom.

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Martial art is
based on deception...

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...my friend.

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Being immortal, the Monkey King
could not be killed...

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... only trapped in stone,
where he waits for the seeker...

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... to return his great weapon to him
and finally free him.

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That's what I heard, anyway.

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A long time ago.

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- How long has he been imprisoned?
- Five hundred years,

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give or take a few decades.

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They say when the Monkey King is free,
the Jade Emperor will return.

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How do I get home?

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You must return the staff to
Five Elements Mountain.

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You must free the Monkey King.

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I can't free the Monkey King.
I have to get home.

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Innkeeper! More wine.

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Geez, Don't you think
you had one too many?

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Wine is my inspiration.

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In some parts,
I am known as the Poet.

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Ganbei.

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In other parts,
I am known as the Beggar.

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- What do we now?
- How good is your gongfu?

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He who speaks does not know.
He who knows does not speak.

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Surely, you are masterful.

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- Where'd you get that weapon?
- It's a fake.

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You can find anything
these days on the Silk Road.

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Out of the way, old fool.

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Hand it over.

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Hand over the weapon...
or die.

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Go!

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Lu, help!

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Protect yourself!

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Let's go!

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Where are you going?

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- Jump!
- I don't think so!

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Don't think! Just do!

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00:27:58,631 --> 00:27:59,791
Come on!

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Thank you!

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Such skill!

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00:28:20,820 --> 00:28:22,378
Are you from
the north mountains?

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00:28:22,522 --> 00:28:24,888
She is Golden Sparrow,
from the south.

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You saved our lives back there.

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I don't know what we would
have done if you hadn't come along.

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She does nothing.

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The Drunken Immortal
did not need his life saved.

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00:29:29,820 --> 00:29:31,082
You're immortal?

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00:29:31,822 --> 00:29:33,983
What do you run from, child?

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00:29:34,125 --> 00:29:38,789
Bounty hunters trying to stop her
from reaching Five Elements Mountain.

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00:29:44,902 --> 00:29:49,566
I suggest you keep riding west
and only stop to water your horses.

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You're not coming?

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00:29:50,508 --> 00:29:54,376
The journey to the mountain
crosses barrens and deserts.

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Unspeakable dangers.

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00:29:55,813 --> 00:29:57,280
Worst of all, no wine.

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His elixir.
Every immortal has one.

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00:30:00,618 --> 00:30:02,586
I'm very sorry.
Without wine, I would perish.

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You must understand this.

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00:30:04,421 --> 00:30:07,390
No. You must understand this.

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This is insane!

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00:30:09,727 --> 00:30:11,991
- Do you wish to get home?
- Yes.

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00:30:13,931 --> 00:30:15,193
Then listen well!

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00:30:15,332 --> 00:30:18,768
If you die here, you'll be found
dead in the world you left behind.

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Do you understand?

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00:30:22,807 --> 00:30:26,971
My jug is getting low.
I must say good-bye. Bye-bye.

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00:30:35,719 --> 00:30:36,981
Lu!

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00:30:37,321 --> 00:30:38,481
Wait!

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00:30:38,923 --> 00:30:43,587
Let him go. You are the one
to return the staff, not him.

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00:30:44,128 --> 00:30:45,891
How good is your gongfu?

222
00:30:46,030 --> 00:30:48,999
He has no gongfu. None!

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00:30:49,133 --> 00:30:50,361
Lu, wait!

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00:30:50,901 --> 00:30:52,163
Teach me.

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00:30:52,803 --> 00:30:54,464
Teach me to fight!

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00:31:04,114 --> 00:31:07,379
Swing soft, cut hard!
At the same time!

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00:31:08,719 --> 00:31:10,186
He's terrible.

228
00:31:14,625 --> 00:31:17,093
I've been your weed-whacker
for two days...

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00:31:17,228 --> 00:31:19,788
...while you sit like
the King of England.

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00:31:19,930 --> 00:31:21,488
When do I learn gongfu?

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00:31:21,632 --> 00:31:23,964
- You want to learn gongfu?
- Yeah.

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00:31:28,205 --> 00:31:30,070
I'll teach you gongfu.

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00:31:33,210 --> 00:31:35,872
That's a strike.
Tomorrow I'll teach you to block.

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00:31:36,013 --> 00:31:37,275
Let's go!

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00:31:38,315 --> 00:31:41,478
Swing soft. Cut hard.

236
00:32:01,805 --> 00:32:04,171
Will I learn the No Shadow Kick?

237
00:32:05,809 --> 00:32:08,277
And the Buddha Palm Technique?

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00:32:10,414 --> 00:32:15,374
There's a guy in "Virtual Fighter 2"
who uses Buddha Palm... thanks, Lu...

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00:32:15,519 --> 00:32:17,487
...and he does the...

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00:32:18,422 --> 00:32:20,083
...Iron Elbow...

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00:32:20,224 --> 00:32:22,782
...and One-Fingered Death Touch.

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00:32:22,925 --> 00:32:25,792
The cup's full.
Stop! It's full.

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00:32:26,728 --> 00:32:31,256
Exactly. How can you fill your cup
if already full?

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00:32:31,400 --> 00:32:35,063
How can you learn gongfu?
You already know so much.

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No Shadow Kick.
Buddha Palm!

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00:32:38,607 --> 00:32:40,165
Empty your cup.

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00:32:45,314 --> 00:32:48,477
Hopeless. It is hopeless.

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00:33:09,604 --> 00:33:11,765
It is said that music...

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...is a bridge
between earth and heaven.

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00:33:17,412 --> 00:33:18,879
That's beautiful.

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00:33:25,721 --> 00:33:27,689
It belonged to her mother.

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00:34:11,900 --> 00:34:13,265
My Lord...

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00:34:14,202 --> 00:34:18,662
How dare you...
can't you see I am busy?

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The divine staff of legend.

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It was seen in the Middle Kingdom.

256
00:34:25,113 --> 00:34:25,977
Impossible.

257
00:34:26,114 --> 00:34:30,574
The villagers are beginning to
whisper of prophecy.

258
00:34:32,721 --> 00:34:38,887
Mortals are always
whispering of prophecy.

259
00:34:39,027 --> 00:34:41,086
It's their opium.

260
00:34:43,331 --> 00:34:46,664
What other offending news
do you have for me?

261
00:34:50,305 --> 00:34:52,569
That is all, My Lord.

262
00:35:01,116 --> 00:35:04,779
Summon the Witch...
the one born of wolves.

263
00:35:15,130 --> 00:35:16,654
Where were we?

264
00:35:31,313 --> 00:35:32,473
Lu Yan?

265
00:35:35,717 --> 00:35:36,877
Lu Yan?

266
00:35:41,623 --> 00:35:43,090
Lu Yan?

267
00:35:44,926 --> 00:35:46,587
Lu Yan!

268
00:35:49,831 --> 00:35:51,560
Sparrow!

269
00:36:36,609 --> 00:36:39,169
- Are you all right?
- Jason, what happened?

270
00:36:39,312 --> 00:36:41,473
He took it! The staff!

271
00:36:43,316 --> 00:36:46,183
The Jade Warlord
has sent a bounty hunter.

272
00:36:46,319 --> 00:36:47,786
We are doomed.

273
00:36:59,599 --> 00:37:02,363
That's his horse.
He must be inside.

274
00:37:03,203 --> 00:37:05,364
Why would he take
refuge in a temple?

275
00:37:05,505 --> 00:37:08,963
That's what I intend to find out.
Wait with the horses.

276
00:37:39,706 --> 00:37:42,573
Ah! Good to get off my feet.

277
00:37:43,710 --> 00:37:45,268
Long day.

278
00:37:46,012 --> 00:37:47,980
So, where are you from?

279
00:37:48,114 --> 00:37:49,775
Shandong Province?

280
00:37:50,917 --> 00:37:53,477
You look like
the Shandong Province type.

281
00:37:53,620 --> 00:37:55,178
You come here often?

282
00:37:57,423 --> 00:37:59,891
That staff doesn't belong to you.

283
00:38:03,029 --> 00:38:06,362
You have to give it to me,
or somebody might get hurt.

284
00:39:26,212 --> 00:39:28,772
What kind of monk are you? Huh?

285
00:39:28,915 --> 00:39:31,475
Stealing from travelers.

286
00:39:33,419 --> 00:39:36,183
A silent one, I see.

287
00:39:37,523 --> 00:39:38,990
Or deaf.

288
00:39:40,626 --> 00:39:42,890
I'm speaking to you, monk!

289
00:41:21,926 --> 00:41:24,554
Praying Mantis.
Very good...

290
00:41:24,695 --> 00:41:27,858
...for catching bugs.
But not tiger!

291
00:43:24,715 --> 00:43:27,183
You try to steal
the staff for the Warlord!

292
00:43:27,318 --> 00:43:28,783
No, fool!

293
00:43:30,919 --> 00:43:34,377
I'm on a mission to find
the seeker of the staff.

294
00:43:53,108 --> 00:43:54,666
You found him.

295
00:44:08,624 --> 00:44:10,057
He's not even Chinese.

296
00:44:10,192 --> 00:44:13,252
We are all the same inside,
aren't we, Monk?

297
00:44:13,395 --> 00:44:14,953
Heaven help us.

298
00:44:17,099 --> 00:44:18,361
What, you find it a sin?

299
00:44:18,500 --> 00:44:22,459
Yes, it is sinful not to share.

300
00:44:22,604 --> 00:44:23,969
Cheers!

301
00:45:11,019 --> 00:45:13,385
How long have you
searched for the staff?

302
00:45:13,522 --> 00:45:15,888
As long as I can remember.

303
00:45:18,694 --> 00:45:21,162
An old man and boy.
They took tea here. Yes?

304
00:45:21,296 --> 00:45:24,060
A Soldier Monk rides with them.

305
00:45:24,399 --> 00:45:26,162
Who else?

306
00:45:26,301 --> 00:45:28,360
I do not know who you speak of.

307
00:45:45,620 --> 00:45:48,589
Men are such liars.

308
00:46:03,105 --> 00:46:04,868
Sparrow.

309
00:46:05,307 --> 00:46:07,275
Sparrow...

310
00:46:08,410 --> 00:46:10,674
...where do you nest?

311
00:46:28,396 --> 00:46:30,455
Jason, go deeper!

312
00:46:30,599 --> 00:46:35,161
Must taste bitter before sweet.
Horse stance. Grow roots.

313
00:46:47,315 --> 00:46:48,680
Horse stance.

314
00:46:50,018 --> 00:46:52,987
Very good...
for taking a dump.

315
00:46:55,924 --> 00:46:57,357
Enough from you!

316
00:46:57,492 --> 00:46:59,858
He's my student, not yours!

317
00:46:59,995 --> 00:47:02,555
Two tigers cannot live
on the same mountain.

318
00:47:02,697 --> 00:47:05,564
Two masters cannot teach
the same student!

319
00:47:08,103 --> 00:47:09,263
Ma bu!

320
00:47:10,403 --> 00:47:13,167
If he is really
to learn the gongfu...

321
00:47:13,306 --> 00:47:16,571
...he must develop speed,
accuracy and power.

322
00:47:16,709 --> 00:47:19,177
Hey! I know that.

323
00:47:19,312 --> 00:47:22,372
It's the Way of the Intercepting Fist.
Bruce Lee?

324
00:47:29,522 --> 00:47:32,150
I will punch. You block.

325
00:47:32,292 --> 00:47:33,452
Ready?

326
00:47:37,197 --> 00:47:39,358
What did I teach you
about the Snake?

327
00:47:39,999 --> 00:47:41,967
Now you punch me.

328
00:47:44,204 --> 00:47:45,466
See?

329
00:47:47,907 --> 00:47:50,467
Again. You punch him again.
Snake!

330
00:47:53,513 --> 00:47:56,778
He's not ready for Snake.
Perhaps Eagle.

331
00:47:56,916 --> 00:47:58,781
Crane! Crane!

332
00:48:00,119 --> 00:48:01,279
Okay?

333
00:48:11,297 --> 00:48:12,457
Stop!

334
00:48:12,999 --> 00:48:14,557
I've had enough!

335
00:48:14,701 --> 00:48:18,569
No more!
No more silent riddles!

336
00:48:18,705 --> 00:48:20,366
And no more empty cups!

337
00:48:25,211 --> 00:48:27,975
First, you show respect
to your teachers!

338
00:48:30,216 --> 00:48:34,380
So... What about the two tigers
on one mountain?

339
00:48:35,221 --> 00:48:37,655
We can kill each other
when it's over.

340
00:48:48,001 --> 00:48:52,563
Gongfu. Hard work over time
to accomplish skill.

341
00:48:57,510 --> 00:49:00,070
A painter can have gongfu.

342
00:49:00,213 --> 00:49:04,081
Or the butcher who cuts meat
every day with such skill...

343
00:49:04,217 --> 00:49:06,879
... his knife never touches bone.

344
00:49:10,990 --> 00:49:14,949
Learn the form,
but seek the formless.

345
00:49:15,094 --> 00:49:17,062
Hear the soundless.

346
00:49:17,196 --> 00:49:20,962
Learn it all, then forget it all.

347
00:49:21,100 --> 00:49:25,867
Learn The Way,
then find your own way.

348
00:49:26,306 --> 00:49:28,467
The musician can have gongfu.

349
00:49:28,608 --> 00:49:31,577
Or the poet
who paints pictures with words

350
00:49:31,711 --> 00:49:33,576
and makes emperors weep.

351
00:49:33,713 --> 00:49:36,273
This, too, is gongfu.

352
00:49:36,416 --> 00:49:40,785
But do not name it, my friend,
for it is like water.

353
00:49:40,920 --> 00:49:43,081
Nothing is softer than water...

354
00:49:43,222 --> 00:49:45,952
... yet it can overcome rock.

355
00:49:46,092 --> 00:49:51,052
It does not fight.
It flows around the opponent.

356
00:49:51,197 --> 00:49:56,157
Formless, nameless
the true master dwells within.

357
00:49:56,302 --> 00:49:59,066
Only you can free him.

358
00:51:02,199 --> 00:51:05,259
Behold the tyranny of the Warlord.

359
00:51:05,603 --> 00:51:07,662
He must be stopped.

360
00:51:07,805 --> 00:51:12,071
He must be killed for his crimes
and his head put on a post.

361
00:51:12,610 --> 00:51:17,070
One must not feel hatred
towards him, or he wins.

362
00:51:18,916 --> 00:51:21,783
If he speaks of compassion
for this devil...

363
00:51:22,219 --> 00:51:24,847
...he should go back to
his temple and pray.

364
00:51:25,089 --> 00:51:28,855
Our mission is not one of peace.

365
00:51:28,993 --> 00:51:33,259
Go back to your mother and father.
You are but a child.

366
00:51:33,898 --> 00:51:35,559
They are dead.

367
00:51:37,601 --> 00:51:39,967
And she's not a child.

368
00:51:41,605 --> 00:51:43,266
Not anymore.

369
00:51:45,309 --> 00:51:51,270
Her father was a government official
who opposed the Warlord.

370
00:51:52,917 --> 00:51:55,681
And so, to set an example...

371
00:51:55,820 --> 00:51:59,551
... the Warlord dispatched
his troops into the night.

372
00:52:04,095 --> 00:52:08,259
Legion upon legion poured out of
the Five Elements Mountain...

373
00:52:08,399 --> 00:52:11,459
... into the lowlands of
the Middle Kingdom.

374
00:52:12,903 --> 00:52:16,964
Screams of innocent people
hung in the night air.

375
00:52:19,810 --> 00:52:24,873
When it was over,
charred ruins were all that remained.

376
00:52:25,316 --> 00:52:30,344
That, and a lonely child,
hidden in the well by her mother...

377
00:52:30,688 --> 00:52:33,748
... ruthlessly murdered by an arrow...

378
00:52:35,392 --> 00:52:38,259
... from the Warlord's bow.

379
00:52:42,800 --> 00:52:46,668
When she reaches
the Warlord's palace...

380
00:52:47,505 --> 00:52:50,872
...she will not
offer him forgiveness...

381
00:52:51,308 --> 00:52:52,866
...monk.

382
00:52:53,310 --> 00:52:55,175
She will offer him...

383
00:52:55,813 --> 00:52:57,280
...this...

384
00:53:02,820 --> 00:53:07,348
...a jade dart
that can kill an immortal.

385
00:53:08,192 --> 00:53:11,457
Long has she practiced.

386
00:53:15,699 --> 00:53:19,658
Vengeance has a way of
rebounding upon oneself.

387
00:53:25,009 --> 00:53:27,273
Master of sensitivity.

388
00:53:38,889 --> 00:53:42,154
It is them.
They're headed towards the desert.

389
00:53:42,593 --> 00:53:46,359
They are between me
and the River of Sand.

390
00:53:46,797 --> 00:53:50,563
Isn't it just like King Monkey?

391
00:53:50,701 --> 00:53:55,161
Summoning a boy to do a man's job?

392
00:54:09,987 --> 00:54:13,354
Damn. This desert is hot.

393
00:54:14,692 --> 00:54:16,956
This is not a desert.

394
00:54:17,094 --> 00:54:19,961
That is the desert!

395
00:54:24,101 --> 00:54:26,160
I hope you know
where you're going!

396
00:54:26,303 --> 00:54:27,861
Crazy monk.

397
00:55:45,314 --> 00:55:47,179
A monk on a mission!

398
00:55:47,316 --> 00:55:51,548
And where does he lead us?
Across a desert to nowhere!

399
00:56:17,212 --> 00:56:19,180
We're not going to make it,
are we?

400
00:56:23,118 --> 00:56:26,349
Even if we do,
we still must face the Jade Army.

401
00:56:29,091 --> 00:56:31,150
What if I can't handle it?

402
00:56:36,998 --> 00:56:39,262
What if I freeze?

403
00:56:43,605 --> 00:56:46,267
Don't forget to breathe.

404
00:57:19,007 --> 00:57:23,068
If we don't find water soon,
we will perish.

405
00:57:25,113 --> 00:57:29,573
Perhaps a Taoist immortal
can make rain.

406
00:57:31,086 --> 00:57:35,147
If he truly is a Taoist immortal.

407
00:59:00,406 --> 00:59:04,274
You are an insult to
the name of Buddha! Blasphemy!

408
00:59:07,313 --> 00:59:08,473
No!

409
00:59:10,083 --> 00:59:12,142
I lead you to the mountain!

410
00:59:13,786 --> 00:59:15,344
Out there!

411
01:00:24,691 --> 01:00:26,249
Can you see them...

412
01:00:26,893 --> 01:00:28,656
...in the clouds?

413
01:00:29,095 --> 01:00:31,154
A two-headed lion.

414
01:00:31,898 --> 01:00:33,365
Right there.

415
01:00:33,900 --> 01:00:35,265
See?

416
01:00:35,902 --> 01:00:37,267
Yeah, I see.

417
01:00:39,205 --> 01:00:42,174
See that one?
There, coming up behind it?

418
01:00:42,609 --> 01:00:43,974
Like a wave?

419
01:00:45,311 --> 01:00:47,370
Looks like the Green Monster.

420
01:00:47,714 --> 01:00:51,241
Green monster?
You mean dragon.

421
01:00:51,985 --> 01:00:54,044
No, I mean Fenway Park.

422
01:00:54,487 --> 01:00:57,456
They call the left field fence
the Green Monster.

423
01:00:57,991 --> 01:00:59,356
It's true.

424
01:01:02,295 --> 01:01:04,957
It does kind of look like
a dragon, though.

425
01:01:09,202 --> 01:01:13,468
Have you family,
back in this land you come from?

426
01:01:15,308 --> 01:01:16,468
My mother.

427
01:01:17,510 --> 01:01:18,875
Father?

428
01:01:20,313 --> 01:01:21,871
Never knew him.

429
01:01:23,683 --> 01:01:25,742
Do you ever long for him?

430
01:01:27,587 --> 01:01:29,646
Wonder who he was?

431
01:01:32,592 --> 01:01:35,959
Maybe the only thing
I've ever been good at...

432
01:01:37,397 --> 01:01:39,262
...is pretending I don't.

433
01:01:42,001 --> 01:01:43,866
She is sorry.

434
01:01:47,907 --> 01:01:50,171
How romantic.

435
01:01:52,211 --> 01:01:55,669
Men will tell you
what you want to hear, Sparrow.

436
01:01:55,815 --> 01:01:59,749
But in the end,
they will leave you with nothing.

437
01:02:03,187 --> 01:02:05,553
You survived the River of Sand.

438
01:02:05,690 --> 01:02:08,955
Impressive.
And you, boy...

439
01:02:09,093 --> 01:02:11,357
...so far from home.

440
01:02:11,495 --> 01:02:16,262
I can ensure your safe return.
Just bring the weapon forward.

441
01:02:16,400 --> 01:02:17,867
I don't think so.

442
01:02:18,502 --> 01:02:20,367
Why do you want the staff?

443
01:02:21,505 --> 01:02:23,666
When I deliver the lost weapon...

444
01:02:23,808 --> 01:02:28,472
...the Jade Warlord shall grant me
the Elixir of Immortality.

445
01:02:29,814 --> 01:02:32,749
An orphan girl,
a lost traveler...

446
01:02:32,883 --> 01:02:34,350
...an old drunk...

447
01:02:34,485 --> 01:02:39,047
...and a monk who has failed at
the same task for half his life.

448
01:02:40,191 --> 01:02:45,652
Misfits following a misfit
in hopes of rescuing... a misfit.

449
01:03:06,884 --> 01:03:08,044
Kill them.

450
01:05:07,404 --> 01:05:09,565
Lu! Are you okay?

451
01:05:09,707 --> 01:05:11,470
Just thirsty.

452
01:05:33,397 --> 01:05:36,366
It's okay.
He's immortal. Right?

453
01:05:36,500 --> 01:05:37,558
I mean... He is, right?

454
01:05:37,701 --> 01:05:39,462
Wine. He needs his wine!

455
01:05:39,601 --> 01:05:40,863
There is nothing we can do.

456
01:05:41,003 --> 01:05:43,665
What?!
We have to do something!

457
01:06:16,605 --> 01:06:20,371
I'm afraid the wound is too deep.

458
01:06:20,509 --> 01:06:22,773
He will not survive it.

459
01:06:23,478 --> 01:06:24,945
He needs wine.

460
01:06:25,981 --> 01:06:30,543
He's one of the Eight Immortals.
Wine is his elixir. Please.

461
01:06:31,987 --> 01:06:34,649
We will send a walking monk.

462
01:06:35,190 --> 01:06:37,852
Don't you have a running monk?

463
01:06:59,581 --> 01:07:01,549
When I was your age...

464
01:07:02,084 --> 01:07:05,247
...I was a scholar-warrior
in training.

465
01:07:06,088 --> 01:07:09,546
My arrow was good.
So, too, my gongfu.

466
01:07:10,292 --> 01:07:15,855
So I was chosen to
take the civil examinations.

467
01:07:16,598 --> 01:07:19,260
To pass would place me...

468
01:07:19,901 --> 01:07:24,270
...in the very short line of
scholar immortals.

469
01:07:26,808 --> 01:07:28,469
I failed.

470
01:07:30,278 --> 01:07:31,836
You're not an immortal?

471
01:07:34,783 --> 01:07:40,449
If one does not attach himself
to people and desires...

472
01:07:42,190 --> 01:07:45,159
...never shall his heart be broken.

473
01:07:46,895 --> 01:07:48,453
But then...

474
01:07:49,898 --> 01:07:52,458
...does he ever truly live?

475
01:07:55,303 --> 01:07:58,067
I would rather die a mortal...

476
01:07:59,207 --> 01:08:01,869
...who has cared about someone...

477
01:08:03,011 --> 01:08:07,448
...than a man free
from his own death.

478
01:08:08,984 --> 01:08:11,452
I don't want to lose you.

479
01:08:14,089 --> 01:08:16,250
Forget about me.

480
01:08:18,693 --> 01:08:21,958
There is only one
Elixir of lmmortality.

481
01:08:22,097 --> 01:08:28,161
It is the Emperor's mix ofjade
cinnabar and salts of mercury.

482
01:08:28,303 --> 01:08:32,763
It is forever stored
in the realm of the Jade Palace...

483
01:08:33,308 --> 01:08:38,143
...high in the Jade Firmament,
rarely touched by mortals.

484
01:08:38,280 --> 01:08:42,649
To reach it, one must take
the north road and cross the border...

485
01:08:42,784 --> 01:08:45,150
...of heaven and earth...

486
01:08:45,287 --> 01:08:48,848
...only to face the Jade Army.

487
01:08:50,392 --> 01:08:52,360
I'm sorry.

488
01:08:52,494 --> 01:08:55,156
There is no other way.

489
01:08:55,297 --> 01:08:57,765
Yes, there is.

490
01:08:58,600 --> 01:09:01,068
In two nights,
there will be no moon.

491
01:09:01,203 --> 01:09:04,070
We can take the south side
of the fourth peak

492
01:09:04,206 --> 01:09:06,470
under cover of darkness.

493
01:09:07,008 --> 01:09:08,373
- We have to go now.
- No!

494
01:09:09,311 --> 01:09:10,744
He's going to die!

495
01:09:12,180 --> 01:09:14,341
We go now, we all die.

496
01:09:18,687 --> 01:09:22,246
There is more at stake...
an entire kingdom.

497
01:09:25,792 --> 01:09:27,851
Your passage home.

498
01:09:30,396 --> 01:09:34,457
We will advance in two nights,
when the moon has ceased.

499
01:09:34,601 --> 01:09:35,966
So be it!

500
01:10:22,882 --> 01:10:24,850
When she met you...

501
01:10:24,984 --> 01:10:29,045
...long ago in a tea house...

502
01:10:29,189 --> 01:10:32,249
...you were a lost boy
and frightened.

503
01:10:34,894 --> 01:10:37,761
Not the kind she would stand
and fight with.

504
01:12:32,578 --> 01:12:36,036
You have made
a most excellent judgment.

505
01:12:53,099 --> 01:12:55,567
The seeker from the prophecy.

506
01:12:56,202 --> 01:12:58,568
Not quite what I expected.

507
01:12:58,705 --> 01:13:01,970
A man is dying
back on Song Mountain.

508
01:13:02,807 --> 01:13:04,434
I need the Elixir.

509
01:13:05,076 --> 01:13:08,136
And why should I give it to you?

510
01:13:08,279 --> 01:13:10,247
Because I brought you the staff.

511
01:13:10,881 --> 01:13:14,647
The life of your friend for
the power to rule a kingdom?

512
01:13:15,286 --> 01:13:17,846
A most reasonable offer.

513
01:13:18,389 --> 01:13:21,654
This man is a good friend?

514
01:13:22,193 --> 01:13:23,956
And a good teacher.

515
01:13:24,095 --> 01:13:27,861
The man who honors his teacher
honors himself.

516
01:13:28,399 --> 01:13:30,162
However,

517
01:13:30,301 --> 01:13:33,862
there is a bit of a problem
with your request.

518
01:13:34,004 --> 01:13:35,562
You see...

519
01:13:35,706 --> 01:13:39,733
...I've promised
the Elixir to someone else.

520
01:13:39,877 --> 01:13:43,040
But she didn't bring
you the staff. I did.

521
01:13:43,481 --> 01:13:45,642
The boy has a point.

522
01:13:48,285 --> 01:13:50,947
My Liege, you made a promise.

523
01:13:51,789 --> 01:13:55,657
There is but one way
to resolve such matters.

524
01:13:55,793 --> 01:13:59,456
A martial challenge...
to the death.

525
01:14:01,799 --> 01:14:03,357
With pleasure.

526
01:14:19,884 --> 01:14:22,546
The Elixir of Immortality.

527
01:14:26,390 --> 01:14:30,156
The prize goes to the winner.

528
01:16:55,504 --> 01:16:56,630
Enough!

529
01:17:12,487 --> 01:17:15,047
The seeker from the prophecy.

530
01:17:15,190 --> 01:17:17,852
I find that quite amusing.

531
01:17:18,594 --> 01:17:20,653
Did you really think,
even for a minute,

532
01:17:20,796 --> 01:17:22,661
you stood a chance?

533
01:17:25,601 --> 01:17:27,762
I didn't think so.

534
01:18:25,293 --> 01:18:27,454
She will kill you, witch!

535
01:18:27,596 --> 01:18:30,861
Not if I kill you first,
orphan bitch!

536
01:21:21,801 --> 01:21:23,063
Ganbei!

537
01:21:42,288 --> 01:21:43,949
Remember what I taught you!

538
01:22:41,681 --> 01:22:43,148
The statue!

539
01:22:47,687 --> 01:22:49,245
Use the staff!

540
01:24:32,690 --> 01:24:33,952
My turn!

541
01:26:17,695 --> 01:26:19,162
My Lord.

542
01:26:19,797 --> 01:26:21,059
Who are you?

543
01:26:21,198 --> 01:26:24,634
The youngest daughter of
a family you murdered.

544
01:26:26,170 --> 01:26:28,434
Come drink with me.

545
01:26:48,492 --> 01:26:50,050
No!

546
01:26:53,697 --> 01:26:56,165
Sparrow! Sparrow.

547
01:26:57,067 --> 01:26:59,729
Come on. Come on.

548
01:26:59,870 --> 01:27:01,531
You're going to be okay.

549
01:28:32,694 --> 01:28:34,855
Jade Warlord...?

550
01:28:35,697 --> 01:28:37,130
He's dead.

551
01:28:44,072 --> 01:28:45,539
I...

552
01:28:48,277 --> 01:28:50,541
...I thank you.

553
01:29:44,166 --> 01:29:46,430
Is there anything you can do?

554
01:29:48,370 --> 01:29:52,238
Her destiny was written by
her own hand.

555
01:29:53,375 --> 01:29:55,536
I am sorry.

556
01:30:29,478 --> 01:30:30,843
Traveler...

557
01:30:31,680 --> 01:30:34,444
...you came far,
through the Gate of No Gate...

558
01:30:34,583 --> 01:30:37,848
...to fulfill the prophecy
of the mortals.

559
01:30:38,186 --> 01:30:40,848
What do you desire, please?

560
01:30:42,290 --> 01:30:44,155
I just want to go home.

561
01:30:46,094 --> 01:30:47,959
Very well.

562
01:30:52,567 --> 01:30:55,832
It is said master and student...

563
01:30:55,971 --> 01:30:57,529
...walk the path side-by-side.

564
01:30:57,672 --> 01:31:01,438
They share their destiny
until their paths go separate ways.

565
01:31:08,283 --> 01:31:10,251
I'll never forget you.

566
01:31:10,385 --> 01:31:13,843
I guess that's what being
immortal truly means.

567
01:31:18,894 --> 01:31:20,953
You freed me, traveler.

568
01:31:22,097 --> 01:31:24,930
Now go free yourself.

569
01:33:10,270 --> 01:33:12,932
So what's it going to be?

570
01:33:17,677 --> 01:33:19,235
You gonna shut up?

571
01:33:26,886 --> 01:33:30,253
Listen, pissant!
I ain't gonna ask you again!

572
01:33:43,069 --> 01:33:45,230
Come on, maggot, get up!

573
01:33:46,372 --> 01:33:49,432
You want some more?
You want some more?

574
01:33:49,876 --> 01:33:51,434
Uh? Come on!

575
01:34:29,482 --> 01:34:31,040
We don't have to do this.

576
01:35:05,885 --> 01:35:08,445
Take it easy, sir.
You'll be fine.

577
01:35:08,588 --> 01:35:10,749
Hop!

578
01:35:10,890 --> 01:35:14,449
- How is he?
- It missed his heart. He'll live.

579
01:35:15,893 --> 01:35:19,920
Of course I'll live.
I'm immortal.

580
01:35:22,066 --> 01:35:25,729
Did you return the staff
to rightful owner?

581
01:35:26,771 --> 01:35:28,136
I did.

582
01:35:29,173 --> 01:35:31,141
You're the man.

583
01:36:10,181 --> 01:36:12,046
Will he be all right?

584
01:36:14,985 --> 01:36:16,350
Looks like it.

585
01:36:16,887 --> 01:36:20,345
I saw what happened.
I work across the street.

586
01:36:20,991 --> 01:36:22,652
You were very brave.

587
01:36:25,262 --> 01:36:27,127
See you.

588
01:36:30,267 --> 01:36:31,825
Absolutely.

589
01:36:46,383 --> 01:36:48,442
And so the legend is told...

590
01:36:48,586 --> 01:36:51,350
... that the Monkey King
began his journey west

591
01:36:51,489 --> 01:36:53,457
in search of truth...

592
01:36:53,791 --> 01:36:56,259
... while the traveler
returned to his world...

593
01:36:56,393 --> 01:37:01,126
... to walk the path of the warrior
and find his own truth.

594
01:37:01,265 --> 01:37:03,733
As one tale ends...

595
01:37:03,868 --> 01:37:06,132
... so another begins.

596
01:37:07,000 --> 01:37:10,097
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