Hi. Here are a few things you might need to know
The Intersect made me a jerk. Not that it was the Intersect's fault.
It brought out my inner jerk. Don't scuff it, Cabbage Patch.
I am really sorry for what I did to Alex.
This whole thing has gotten me thinking about our lives, our future.
Is the spy lifestyle really where we wanna be raising our kids?
This is what I think our coworkers are up to.
You think they're spies?
I knew it. Lester.
Okay.
I love this, This is the most fun you and I have had together in quite some time.
- Yeah. - We should make more time for us.
Anyway, I still don't get it.
I don't see how this is gonna make them forget they found Castle.
X-13 gas. Short-term memory eraser.
They'll forget the last 24 hours.
Oh, right. Got you. They come to. think they tied one on in Vegas...
-...boom, back to normal. - Yeah.
- Whatever normal was for these guys. - Yeah. Right.
Pop this right here. Heh, heh. Watch this.
- Uh, that's not professional. - Of course.
- That's good. - Good?
Good morning.
I wanna quit spying.
Wow. Wow. Okay.
Okay. Let's talk about that.
Look, I've been up all night...
...and I've been thinking about our futures...
...and, you know, maybe babies.
- Oof. Yeah. - I want all of that.
The more I think about it...
...I don't know if that future goes with the life we're living now.
Both of us have been captured more than once.
Every day we make a new dangerous enemy.
I just ran to the door with a gun because I heard the newspaper being delivered.
Yeah. Parents can't be shooting paperboy.
Look, I'm a spy, and that's all I ever thought that I could be.
But I realized that we don't have to give up what we've already built.
We can just shift what Carmichael Industries does.
Okay, shift it to what?
Countering cyberterrorism.
-..and mix it with my experience in international bad guy;-erg.
So we'd go after bad guys who use keyboards instead of bullets.
Which means we don't have to use bullets either.
I mean, the timing of it does kind of feel right.
We've got nothing left hanging, no new missions.
No wrongs to right.
Let's do it.
Now, how do we pitch the idea to Casey?
Well, I love it, okay?
You know how I feel about bullets, which is negatively. This is fantastic.
Where do I fit in? Am I chief G-angler?
You'd be doing the same stuff you already do.
Yeah. We're still gonna need field ops to recover stolen systems...
...and breaching companies' security to find weak spots.
Wouldn't it be lovely not to get shot at?
- Aren't you sick of being shot at? - Or getting shot?
I mean, you get shot a lot.
Not considering how much I get shot at.
Hm.
Okay. Think about Alex.
Do you know how happy she will be...
...knowing that you're not out there doing scary stuff?
All right, I'll think about it.
One thing's for sure, we go through with this, no more Buy More.
We don't need a cover. Let's kick the creepy cousin out of the family.
Wow. No more Buy More.
Son, this came for you.
- What is this? - Boy, get your fingers out of there.
- Hey, how you doing, Big Mike? - Always a beautiful day at the Buy More.
- You really love it here. - Like a turkey loves Thanksgiving.
You might wanna rethink that one, actually. You know?
- My old iPhone. - Doesn't really seem to be your style.
No. This is from a few months ago. I was kind of going through a thing.
- Ahh. The frosted tips phase. - Yeah.
Made it real hard not to smack you.
Yeah. I can imagine.
Oh, Lord.
Chuck. Chuck.
If you're getting this, something has gone terribly wrong.
I was getting my party on, having a great time.
This dude comes up to me with this pair of Intersect glasses...
wand he grabs me. I kicked his ass.
No prob, as per ushe.
I grabbed the glasses and stashed them.
Dude, I slashed them in a vault. But like I was saying...
...I have been partying my face off...
...so I'm a little discombobulated. Which is an amazing word.
Slop right there! - If this guy catches me...
...I know that you know that you love me.
Tell the world of my glory.
But above all...
you find those glasses.
You find the- Ahh!
Huh.
Morgan, what is this? And where were you?
I don'! know, Chuck. I don't know.
Between the Intersect mind melting and copious amounts of booze...
...it’s blank. Thank God I bought that label maker you all made fun of...
...because at least I got the phone back.
So there's a stolen Intersect out there somewhere.
Guess we're not retiring after all.
Well, it doesn't change the plan. It just means we have one last mission.
- Why would she--? - No.
- Come on, Walker. - What?
Things never tum out well when you say "one last mission."
Is this just because of some stupid movie?
- Yes. - Yes.
You never say "one last mission.“
Never.
Wow, Morgan, look at the air you got off this cliff.
Yeah, I was so cool back then.
Are you wearing a fake dreadlock ski hat?
Really? Is that--?
- Oh. Yeah, I was. - Look at the dates on these phone calls.
It's when you were working for Verbanski.
And look at these text messages.
There's a name. BE}. Does that jog your memory?
Negative. No. What does BD say?
Where'd you go?
Send BD a message. If they were with you the night you found the glasses...
-...then maybe we can get a clue. - Okay.
Uh... Sorry, disappeared.
What's up?
No. I was a little more douchey than that.
-"Wassup?" With a bunch of S's? - Sure.
And in the meantime, let's try and find a way to help you remember something.
What is it exactly you two think I do for a living?
Brain science.
Didn't you learn how to hypnotize people? To get at lost memories?
Yeah, in psychotherapy class. But that was years ago.
Fine. Okay.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
Okay. I really hope this works.
I'm a little skeptical. I don't think this brain can be hypnotized.
It's like a fortress.
So focus, look at the pen.
- Deep breaths. - Mm-hm,
Breathe.
Ow.
Sweet mother of all that is holy. Ow.
Ow.
Dude, what happened? Where are we?
I don't--
- I don't know. - You're wearing a Vegas hat.
We must have gone to Vegas. And stole a car.
We must have just partied too hard, and now..., Ow.
A woman gave us her underpants?
Breathe on me.
There's no alcohol on your breath. Just gefilte fish curry, like always.
Really?
Lester, something really weird is up.
Yeah, last thing I remember...
...is there's something going on underneath the Buy More.
Right, with Bartowski, Grimes, Casey...
...and that whore-y blonde.
- We've gotta get to the bottom of this. - Right.
We're gonna do that by sticking to those fools like the stank on my breath.
Now, to the Buy More.
Careful.
Light traffic day.
Yeah.
Morgan might really be hypnotized in there.
Great. Hey, look, I've been looking at some new possible office spaces.
Above ground. We could have windows.
If we ever get there.
What do you mean?
It seems like no matter what, the Intersect keeps finding me.
I keep trying to break free...
...and the very thing that started this keeps hooking us back in.
We're gonna finish this, and we're gonna move on, I promise.
Hey, Casey, you wanna see your new office space?
No, because we ain't out yet.
Even if it belonged to a little someone named Ronald Wilson Reagan?
Seriously?
The Gipper?
Hey, guys, I got something.
Morgan keeps repeating the phrases "emerald and gold" and number 10.
- What does that mean? - I don't know.
I tried to push him a little further, but I think I got a little too aggressive.
You are so hot.
You're so hot.
If you went to prom with me, I would be the stoked-est guy.
I think I took him back too far.
It's possible.
Okay, Morgan, let's undo this. Look at the pen.
I don't know how to look at anything but you.
You're so beautiful.
Wow. Hey, I didn't say anything stupid while I was under, did I?
Heh, heh. No. No, no, no. You get a return text yet?
No, nothing.
Are you the manager?
I wanna return this blender.
I'll take care of that for you. You have a receipt?
Yeah, let me check.
Are you in a serious relationship?
- Excuse me? - I just wanna know...
...if you're in a serious relationship right now,
- I'll call you back. - Uh.,..
I actually am.
- Back to the blender. - Do you love her?
Personal question for a blender return.
Dale, I told you to stop bothering me. Morgan, I am so, so sorry.
Yeah. No, sure. Who's Dale?
He's just a guy I went out with a few times when we broke up.
He's nobody, really.
What? Nobody?
Oh, so I guess it was nobody that- Wait-- How did you put it'?
"Filled your body with rainbows"?
Oh. Tell me he's talking about finger painting.
- I don't understand how that works. - Morgan, there's nothing between us.
I was just hurt, and I was missing you, and so I acted out a little.
Physically.
You acted out'? Physically?
I think I'm gonna be sick.
There were rainbows.
I love him, Dale. So just stop coming here.
We got a text.
Thank God.
Let's talk later, you and I, okay? Just...
Any news?
- Dale. - Hey, John.
What? You're the one that pulled the text message breakup.
Alex, always great to see you.
Dale, store credit only.
Oh.
- We never hugged. Sorry. - Are you kidding?
Where are they? We lost them. We lost them.
She acted out physically?
Morgan, I know this is hard, but you did dump her.
- Via text. - I know, the whole text thing.
I know I shouldn't be mad, but I am.
You wanna know why? Because I was true blue, baby.
While she was gallivanting all over town spreading her filthy rainbows...
...to every Tom, Dick and Harry, I stayed strong, dude. You know what?
I need to know every detail. I gotta find out.
I know you're upset...
...but I don't think knowing all the gory rainbowed details...
...is gonna make you feel better about it.
Rainbows.
Guys, look. There's a Golden Peak Resort in Fail, Colorado.
And look here. It's a Michael Carmichael registered the night in question.
Hey. Looks like that's our ski town.
All right, kids, let's pack up.
Morgan, sadly, you're gonna need to look the way you did that weekend...
...so do you still have any more of that hair bleach...
...and your Afﬂiction T-shirt?
Well, no. Why-? Yes.
Great, let's go.
Looks like all of Vail is here.
Hope BD is too.
Any of this triggering a memory, Grimes?
Nope, Nothing yet.
You two better love each other.
Sickening, the amount of meaningless physical encounters...
- ...that happens nowadays. - Morgan?
Bo Derek?
BID.
BD is Bo Derek?
Wow.
- Thought I'd never see you again, lover. - Mm.
- Hello, Bo Derek's tongue. Wow. - Wow.
- You need to stay with it.
We need to find out everything she knows.
I thought for sure I'd hear from you sooner. Bad boy.
You're the guy who made out with Bo Derek, so act like it.
Yeah, I know. That's just bad boy stuff. That's just how I roll.
Hi, Bo Derek.
I'm Chuck. My name is Chuck. Really big, big fan.
Just loved 10 so, so much.
- We do. - I know what you did with that poster.
No, no, no. I wouldn't-- No, no-
- Ew. - Not that I didn't love the poster as a boy.
- How do you know my friend? - I don't kiss and tell...
...but your friend rocked my world one night...
- ...in November. - Seriously?
- Seriously?
No, I'll never forget that. That evening.
But how did I go about that? The rocking?
Words would ruin it.
But there were definitely rainbows involved.
Is that--? Check that out. There were rainbows.
I guess Alex wasn't the only one with secrets.
What exactly happened that evening?
gluggity-gluggity-gluggity.
You were a bit out of hand.
- Come on, I'll show you. - I'm always-- I'm always out of hand.
Remember this?
Oh, seems like a lot of people might know what you did that night.
He was telling everyone who would listen.
How he'd saved the world that day.
- You're such a funny bunny. - Heh, heh, heh. I am.
What else did I mention?
I lost something and I'm trying to retrace my steps.
Yeah, what did Funny Bunny do when he left the ban'?
He came lo my room.
Maybe the vault that the glasses are in is a safe in Bo Derek's room.
You need to get up there now.
I have a girlfriend.
You should have remembered that two months ago. Now, get to work.
Looking for a vault. Write that down.
We are not forgetting anything this time.
Man, this brings back some memories.
You're not still staying in that room, are you?
Because if you are, oh, boy, ding, ding, ding, round two.
- Come on. - Yeah.
Ohh. Have fun, tiger. - Yeah, you know I will.
Remember this?
Yes. Yes, I do. Who could forget this?
Hey, now.
Okay. Incidentally, Bo Derek, is this where the rainbows happened?
Because they've been coming up a lot lately.
I'd love to know what makes them happen.
- What is the trigger, you know? - Oh, I'll show you.
Yeah, cool. Can't wait.
Taking off my pants now, Chuck.
Dude...
...Bo Derek is taking your pants off.
.Ask her to ten' gnu mare about that night.
Mm-hm. Mm-hm. Hey, so you know what I would love, love...
...totally love, Bo Derek, is-?
Tell me the story about our night together.
- Okay. - Mm-hm.
But only if you tell me exactly what you've done...
...since I was with you last.
Deal, lover.
So I first noticed you when you were getting a lap dance...
...from that dirty whore Jaclyn Smith.
That was when he got the whole bar singing...
..."Wake Me Up Before you Go-Go" unironically.
Right. So he didn't tell you anything else about his night?
He got me pretty wasted.
I woke up the next morning in a puddle of Rumple Minze.
And then we played the funniest game where you hid and I found you...
...and then I hid and you found me.
Oh, man, so fun.
Well, all I've been able to dig up is what we already know.
- Grimes was an ass. - Yeah. I'm getting the same thing.
Chuck, how's it going with Bo?
Have you had any sneak peeks of your childhood crush's boobies?
What? No. Shut up.
Hey.
Ahem. We have a situation.
Oh, you are kidding me.
How did they track us here?
What you get when you ﬂy commercial.
- I'll take care of it. - Copy.
Hey, were you just asking about Morgan Grimes?
- Uh, yes. - Ha, ha. That dude's hilarious.
I gave him the most wack tattoo ever.
You gave him a tattoo?
Tattoo.
Morgan, I need you out here ASAP.
Be careful.
Know what I'm gonna do'? I'm gonna get us a little fresh ice.
- What do you think about that? - Hurry back.
No problem. Okay.
And bring back a couple extra cubes for playtime.
You two.
We know what's going on here.
And we are not-- We're not gonna forget.
I disagree.
What is that? That smells nice.
Doesn't it?
That woman is into me. I'm scared that whatever's gonna take place in there...
...is gonna be worse than whatever Alex did.
- Plus, we're broken up, technically- - You have a tattoo.
No, I do not. No.
What? What are you--?
"Don't trust Bo Derek.“ That's what your tattoo says.
Come on, she must be involved with the Intersect theft.
Not the strangest place a man has tattooed my name.
Now, take me to the glasses.
I'm just gonna go out and say it. You're no longer a perfect 10.
I know you remember something. My backup is on the way...
...and you do not wanna know what they will do--
Sorry I had to do that to your girlfriend.
Oh. Uh. You didn't hit her in the face, did you?
- Kidding. But it's Bo Derek. - Did you see her?
Okay.
Ow,
Sweet mother of all that is holy.
Ow.
Dude, what happened? Where are we?
I don't--
- I don't know. - You're wearing a Vegas hat.
We must've gone to Vegas. Yeah. And stole a car.
Must have just partied too hard, and now-- Ow.
A woman gave us her underpants?
Breathe on me.
There's no alcohol on your breath. Just gefilte fish curry, like always.
Last thing I remember...
...there was something going on underneath the Buy More.
Wait. We left ourselves a clue. Bo Derek?
So...
...Bo.
Bo Derek. Tell me about your night with Morgan.
- And this time for real. - Yes, please.
And how Bo Derek got involved with the Intersect.
Listen, acting isn't the only gig I got because of my looks...
...and my capacity to make believe.
Are gnu trying to say that Bo Derek is a spy?
My boss had gotten word...
...someone was running around the intelligence community bragging...
...he was the Intersect.
We were already on the lookout for him when he surfaced so publicly...
...one night in Vail.
Publicly? I doubt that.
Pretty sure I was keeping a low profile.
Who wants to party with the freaking Intersect?
I am the most powerful weapon in the world!
Heh, heh. You maybe?
You, uh...
Ohh.
Hello.
Are you trying to take me down?
Hey. Ow.
Oh, boy.
Oh, yes.
That was real?
And a follow-up question:
If that was real...
...were the rainbows real?
Ha, ha. It meant nothing.
- It was only physical. - What is it with women...
-...and "it's only physica--"? - Morgan!
Uh...
- What happened next? - Then I drugged you and called my boss.
So this is what they put the Intersect into these days?
What are you, an intern?
Hmm?
You take that back.
You take that back, because this Intersect-
This Intersect can almost focus on your stupid face.
- And when I do- Shut up.
Morgan Grimes...
...a.k.a. Michael Carmichael, which is ridiculous,
You're not the only one with the Intersect, Funny Bunny.
I spent a lot of time and money getting these glasses.
I haven't used them yet because I hear there are side effects.
Though you seem fine.
Oh, I'm fine.
I'm fine. It's you...
You made an enormous mistake telling me this.
Your men here? Finished. I'm gonna take them out.
And then I'm gonna hunt you down, and I'm going to arrest you for treason.
I don't think so.
You're not gonna remember any of this.
X-13.
As soon as you fall asleep...
...the last 24 hours of your little life will just disappear.
And here's how confident I am of that.
Nice to meet you.
I'm Nicholas Quinn...
...and I'm about to become the Intersect.
Give me the glasses.
Sorry, Bo Derek.
We're looking for Nicholas Quinn. Bo Derek's been working for him.
Bo Derek's a spy?
I know, right? And a talky one to boot.
Quinn's got an independent spy agency, but not like ours,
Nothing like ours. This guy's list of clients is gnarly.
You're talking Libyan Islamic fighting group, Kim Jong-il.
And a couple of favorites as well...
...like Fulcrum, The Ring and Volkoff Industries.
What? We've put some of his biggest clients behind bars.
- Did we get Jong-il? - He's been screwed by the Intersect.
- No wonder he wants it. - The fat lip we can blame on the tattoo.
The ski jacket and the boxers we can blame on Bo Derek.
- But where are the glasses? - Where's this vault?
I don't know. Guys, I don't know.
Bo Derek said that was the last she saw of me.
I wouldn't have just stashed the Intersect anywhere.
I would have put it somewhere safe, someplace I knew. That's my guess.
Alex.
Oh, boy. Okay, let me deal with this. I'll be back, Uh..4,
I gotta come clean on a few things.
Buddy, are you sure you wanna do that?
Because I think maybe we should just, you know, let the past be the past.
It doesn't seem like telling her the Bo Derek story is gonna do anything...
-,..except upset her. - Yeah.
You slept with Bo Derek?
Yeah. Maybe more than once.
I acted out physically too.
And I rocked Bo Derek's world.
- Sorry. Morgan... - Yeah?
Dale, he doesn't matter, okay? You don't have to make up these stories.
No, I'm not lying. Are you kidding me?
I made rainbows shoot out of this woman.
There's Grimes. Let's just confront him. I know he's part of this.
Wait. We are being sabotaged.
We've gotta ﬂy under the radar, quietly keep an eye on them...
...and record on our person anything we learn.
Great idea.
I 90116 pee.
It's 3:14 p.m. Write that down.
I think, though, it's better if neither of us knows the details...
...of each other's rainbow-related activities.
Look, you were with Dale, I was with Bo Derek...
-...we're even. Let's move past it now. - Okay.
Okay, baby.
We are even.
That's my girl. Okay.
Ahem. Son, you have the master key? I checked the vault, it wasn't there.
What'd you just say?
The key. I checked the manager's vault. Any ideas?
- He's getting away! - Come on!
Sweet lady Buy More.
Emerald and gold.
Big Mike, is there a Buy More in Vail?
There's a Buy More in Vail. They had a break-in that night.
Of course. I knew I put it somewhere familiar.
It's in a manager's vault in Vail.
Looks like all roads lead to the Buy More.
I'm never getting out of this place.
Oh, he's already down. Watch out! Watch out!
Wow.
The Vail Buy More.
A lot of broken limbs on these morons.
I think you only work here if you've broken something skiing.
Grimes! Remember me, buddy?
Yeah.
Sweet. I just tweeted you're back in town.
Beers tonight to celebrate. bro.
Oh, man. Sweet.
He tweeted you're back. If Quinn has been waiting for us to come back-
We gotta hurry.
I hale Twitter.
Hello. Excuse me, mis...ter?
We're security specialists with Carmichael Industries.
Corporate sent us to check the recent break-in.
Bored of you. Talk to Big Michelle.
Right.
Our security is rock solid.
I don't understand why corporate felt we needed to be checked up on.
This isn't any criticism on your store.
We just wanna do a proper check for your safety.
Now, if you could first take us to the manager's vault for a look-see.
How's a nice security check feel, Casey?
This is as extreme as it will get in our new job.
Nice, easy peasy last mission.
It ain't over. Keep your guard up.
I just don't understand why no one told me you were coming.
I'm gonna have to call and get the go-ahead...
...before I open the vault, obviously.
So much for her helping us open the vault. We're gonna do safecracking.
Yeah? Well, hold on a second. Maybe not.
Let me try something real quick here. One, two, three, four, boom.
- Seriously'? - I was too lazy...
...to change the code in Burbank. One thing you can count on:
Buy More laziness.
Oh, no.
Where else could they be? Maybe somebody moved them.
Like, maybe the person who is currently knocked out cold.
This place is hopping right now.
I guess it's the new expansion pack for Gunz 'n Gold.
The vault.
Could it be?
Ha, ha!
Nice work, Morgan. Let's go. Let's get out of here.
Let's go.
You people are spies!
And we are not gonna forget it. It's right here on my arm.
Yeah. What he said.
Get down!
Everybody out.
Charles Carmichael.
First guy who got it instead of me.
What are you talking about?
I'm former CIA too.
The Intersect was supposed to be mine...
...but then Larkin stole it for you.
So I went back out in the field, and I got captured. Heh, heh.
Ohh. And tortured in a hole in the ground for 378 days.
In a hole!
I was the best.
And then I was broken.
Dismissed.
And all because the Intersect wasn't mine.
You don't want it, Quinn. You do not want it. Trust me.
It doesn't work right. I lost memories, important movies.
- A bunch of stuff. - He's right.
Listen, you don't want it. Trust me. Nothing good can come from it.
Take a good look at your wife.
You think you'd get that without the Intersect?
I tried to win without it. I...
I tried.
Now, give it to me!
Jeffrey. Run!
Nice shot!
Thank you.
No, no, Casey. Casey, wait.
Quinn didn't get the Intersect. We did it. We took down his team.
Let's call Beckman.
Call the authorities. Tell them where he is.
But let's be done. Can't we just be done?
We survived our last mission.
Let's leave behind the Intersect and everyone involved with it, and be done.
Okay.
We're done.
- Okay. I'll call Beckman. - Whoa!
I'm not done. No, I am not done.
I would like very much to forget everything.
- Everything that I saw here today. - Here we go again.
I'm scarred.
- I'm so scarred. - Buddy.
Sorry, Casey.
Looks like we can't kick the creepy cousin out of the family just yet.
There's no alcohol on your breath. It's just geﬂlte fish curry, like always.
I believe we've been setup.
And what's all this?
Huh. We must have gotten to the bottom of it.
I guess we were wrong.
That's kind of disappointing.
So now what do we do?
Hey, boys. Morgan told me you might have gotten stranded.
Yeah, apparently we did.
Cheer up. I brought turkey B.L.T. Subways.
- From the Fresh Fit menu? - Yep,
- Watching my weight. - How many you have?
Only two.
- Also, I had a thought. Mm-hm,
- We're already halfway to Vegas. Mm-hm.
And Bolonia's doing some Native American feelings workshop...
-...about her period all weekend. - Ew.
But are you saying...?
Vegas, baby!
Sarah?
Hey. Did I wake you?
No, it's-- I mean, yeah, but it's okay. Where are you so early?
I'm sorry. I couldn't sleep.
I'm just-- I'm so excited about starting everything.
I made an appointment to check out some of these new office spaces...
...and I thought that we could get Casey and Morgan together...
...and have a little ceremony.
You know, pop some champagne and toast to our futures.”
...and destroy the Intersect glasses.
I think that's the right end to this.
Yeah. That sounds perfect.
Tums out saying “last mission" wasn't a jinx after all, huh?
I love you, Chuck.
I love you too, baby. Bye.
Bye.
Never let the bad guy get away.
- Hey, I have your husband.
Bring the Intersect to the San Pedro docks, Pier 23...
...2100 hours...
...or he dies.
Casey, where is everyone?
You got anything?
Casey, hold your fire. They've got Chuck.
Sarah Walker, put the glasses down.
You show me Chuck first.
The situation has changed.
He'll be needed.
Now, put the glasses down on the ground in front of you.
It was a trap! Where is he?
I don'! know. We gotta get out of here!
Casey, you got an exit?
No!
No, Not from here.
Watch the exit!
Move, move, move!
What's our next move?
I've got one mag left.
Walker, no!
Don't do it!
Okay.
I got this.