1 00:00:04,463 --> 00:00:05,510 Run. 2 00:00:08,842 --> 00:00:10,310 I'm the Doctor, by the way. What's your name? 3 00:00:10,427 --> 00:00:13,101 - Rose. - Nice to meet you, Rose. Run for your life! 4 00:00:19,269 --> 00:00:20,862 It's gonna follow us! 5 00:00:20,938 --> 00:00:23,316 The assembled hoards of Genghis Khan couldn't get through that door, 6 00:00:23,398 --> 00:00:24,775 and believe me, they've tried. 7 00:00:24,858 --> 00:00:27,077 - Are you alien? - Yes. 8 00:00:30,989 --> 00:00:32,081 You could come with me. 9 00:00:32,157 --> 00:00:34,410 - Is it always this dangerous? - Yeah. 10 00:00:41,458 --> 00:00:43,927 Right, Rose Tyler, you tell me, where do you wanna go? 11 00:00:44,002 --> 00:00:48,303 Backwards or forwards in time? It's your choice. What's it gonna be? 12 00:00:49,841 --> 00:00:51,013 Forwards. 13 00:00:55,806 --> 00:00:58,605 - How far? - One hundred years. 14 00:01:09,278 --> 00:01:12,452 There you go! Step outside those doors, it's the 22nd century. 15 00:01:12,614 --> 00:01:14,161 - You're kidding. - That's a bit boring, though. 16 00:01:14,241 --> 00:01:15,333 Do you wanna go further? 17 00:01:15,492 --> 00:01:16,664 Fine by me. 18 00:01:24,835 --> 00:01:27,258 Ten thousand years in the future. 19 00:01:27,337 --> 00:01:31,683 Step outside, it's the year 12005. The new Roman Empire. 20 00:01:31,758 --> 00:01:33,635 You think you're so impressive. 21 00:01:33,719 --> 00:01:35,892 - I am so impressive. - You wish! 22 00:01:36,221 --> 00:01:39,725 Right, then. You asked for it. I know exactly where to go. 23 00:01:43,228 --> 00:01:44,445 Hold on! 24 00:02:00,287 --> 00:02:02,039 Where are we? 25 00:02:04,583 --> 00:02:06,335 What's out there? 26 00:02:37,407 --> 00:02:41,628 You lot... You spend all your time thinking about dying. 27 00:02:41,703 --> 00:02:46,425 How you're gonna get killed by eggs or beef or global warming or asteroids. 28 00:02:47,084 --> 00:02:49,963 But you never take time to imagine the impossible. 29 00:02:50,045 --> 00:02:51,797 That maybe you survived. 30 00:02:54,132 --> 00:02:57,978 This is the year 5.5/Apple/26. 31 00:02:58,053 --> 00:03:00,147 Five billion years in your future. 32 00:03:00,847 --> 00:03:02,770 And this is the day... 33 00:03:02,974 --> 00:03:04,396 Hold on... 34 00:03:11,608 --> 00:03:13,736 This is the day the sun expands. 35 00:03:15,654 --> 00:03:18,032 Welcome to the end of the world. 36 00:04:09,708 --> 00:04:12,803 Shuttles five and six now docking. 37 00:04:13,879 --> 00:04:15,881 Guests are reminded that Platform One 38 00:04:15,964 --> 00:04:19,685 forbids the use of weapons, teleportation and religion. 39 00:04:20,677 --> 00:04:23,681 Earth-death is scheduled for 15:39, 40 00:04:23,764 --> 00:04:26,643 followed by drinks in the Manchester Suite. 41 00:04:27,392 --> 00:04:30,236 So when it says "guests", does that mean people? 42 00:04:30,312 --> 00:04:31,780 Depends what you mean by people. 43 00:04:31,855 --> 00:04:34,734 - I mean people. What do you mean? - Aliens. 44 00:04:35,609 --> 00:04:38,658 What are they doing on board this spaceship? What's it all for? 45 00:04:38,737 --> 00:04:41,832 It's not really a spaceship, more like an observation deck. 46 00:04:41,907 --> 00:04:44,956 The great and the good are gathering to watch the planet burn. 47 00:04:45,035 --> 00:04:46,662 - What for? - Fun! 48 00:04:50,540 --> 00:04:54,295 Mind you, when I say "the great and the good", what I mean is the rich. 49 00:04:54,377 --> 00:04:59,099 But... Hold on, they did this once on Newsround Extra, the sun expanding, 50 00:04:59,174 --> 00:05:01,677 - that takes hundreds of years. - Millions. 51 00:05:01,760 --> 00:05:03,808 But the planet's now the property of the National Trust. 52 00:05:03,887 --> 00:05:05,013 They've been keeping it preserved. 53 00:05:05,096 --> 00:05:08,942 See down there? Gravity satellites holding back the sun. 54 00:05:09,768 --> 00:05:11,236 The planet looks the same as ever. 55 00:05:11,311 --> 00:05:13,530 I thought the continent shifted and things. 56 00:05:13,605 --> 00:05:16,734 They did, and the Trust shifted 'em back! That's a classic Earth. 57 00:05:16,817 --> 00:05:19,912 But now the money's run out, nature takes over. 58 00:05:20,946 --> 00:05:22,243 How long's it got? 59 00:05:23,198 --> 00:05:25,701 About half an hour. Then the planet gets roasted. 60 00:05:26,409 --> 00:05:30,004 Is that why we're here? I mean, is that what you do? 61 00:05:30,080 --> 00:05:32,503 Jump in at the last minute and save the Earth? 62 00:05:32,582 --> 00:05:34,926 I'm not saving it. Time's up. 63 00:05:35,418 --> 00:05:39,013 - But what about the people? - It's empty. They've all gone. All left. 64 00:05:43,260 --> 00:05:45,934 - Just me, then. - Who the hell are you? 65 00:05:46,054 --> 00:05:49,058 - Oh, that's nice. Thanks. - But how did you get in? 66 00:05:49,391 --> 00:05:51,860 This is a maximum hospitality zone. 67 00:05:51,935 --> 00:05:54,609 The guests have disembarked! They're on their way any second... 68 00:05:54,729 --> 00:05:57,107 No! That's me. I'm a guest. Look, I've got an invitation. 69 00:05:57,232 --> 00:05:59,280 Look, there you see? It's fine. You see? 70 00:05:59,359 --> 00:06:00,451 "The Doctor, plus one." 71 00:06:00,527 --> 00:06:03,030 I'm the Doctor, this is Rose Tyler, she's my "plus one". 72 00:06:03,113 --> 00:06:04,535 Is that all right? 73 00:06:04,614 --> 00:06:06,457 Well, obviously. 74 00:06:07,784 --> 00:06:09,377 Apologies, et cetera. 75 00:06:09,452 --> 00:06:12,205 If you're on board, we'd better start. 76 00:06:13,415 --> 00:06:15,088 Enjoy. 77 00:06:16,293 --> 00:06:19,638 The paper's slightly psychic. It shows them whatever I want them to see. 78 00:06:19,921 --> 00:06:21,639 Saves a lot of time. 79 00:06:21,756 --> 00:06:23,804 - He's blue. - Yeah. 80 00:06:23,967 --> 00:06:25,059 Okay. 81 00:06:25,135 --> 00:06:28,890 We have in attendance, the Doctor and Rose Tyler! 82 00:06:28,972 --> 00:06:31,816 Thank you. All staff to their positions. 83 00:06:33,643 --> 00:06:36,943 Hurry now! Thank you! Quick as we can, come along, come along! 84 00:06:38,398 --> 00:06:41,151 And now, might I introduce the next honoured guest 85 00:06:41,276 --> 00:06:45,907 representing the Forest of Cheem, we have trees. 86 00:06:46,281 --> 00:06:49,160 Namely Jabe, Lute and Coffa. 87 00:06:49,242 --> 00:06:53,167 There will be an exchange of gifts, representing peace. 88 00:06:53,246 --> 00:06:55,795 If you could keep the room circulating, thank you. 89 00:06:56,166 --> 00:07:02,173 Next, from the solicitors Jolco and Jolco, we have the Moxx of Balhoon. 90 00:07:02,923 --> 00:07:05,676 And next, from Financial Family Seven, 91 00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:08,770 we have the Adherents of the Repeated Meme. 92 00:07:09,429 --> 00:07:14,777 The inventors of hyposlip travel systems, the brothers Hop Pyleen! Thank you. 93 00:07:14,851 --> 00:07:16,353 Cal "Sparkplug"... 94 00:07:16,478 --> 00:07:18,025 Mr and Mrs Pakoo. 95 00:07:18,146 --> 00:07:21,195 The ambassadors from the City State of Binding Light... 96 00:07:22,192 --> 00:07:27,039 The gift of peace. I bring you a cutting of my grandfather. 97 00:07:28,615 --> 00:07:32,290 - Thank you. - Yes, gifts, urn... 98 00:07:32,369 --> 00:07:35,964 I give you in return air from my lungs. 99 00:07:39,960 --> 00:07:41,803 How intimate. 100 00:07:41,878 --> 00:07:43,551 There's more where that came from. 101 00:07:44,547 --> 00:07:45,890 I bet there is. 102 00:07:47,884 --> 00:07:51,479 The sponsor of the main event, please welcome... 103 00:07:51,554 --> 00:07:53,227 the Face of Boe. 104 00:07:57,310 --> 00:07:59,312 The Moxx of Balhoon. 105 00:07:59,396 --> 00:08:02,570 My felicitations upon this historical happenstance. 106 00:08:02,732 --> 00:08:04,655 I bring you the gift of bodily salivas. 107 00:08:06,695 --> 00:08:07,992 Thank you very much. 108 00:08:09,823 --> 00:08:12,918 Ah! The Adherents of the Repeated Meme! 109 00:08:12,993 --> 00:08:15,087 I bring you air from my lungs. 110 00:08:18,915 --> 00:08:21,589 A gift of peace. In all good faith. 111 00:08:21,835 --> 00:08:25,590 And last but not least, our very special guest. 112 00:08:25,714 --> 00:08:31,847 Ladies and gentlemen and trees and multiforms, consider the Earth, below. 113 00:08:32,429 --> 00:08:36,730 In memory of this dying world, we call forth... 114 00:08:37,434 --> 00:08:39,607 the last human. 115 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:44,741 The Lady Cassandra O'Brien Dot Delta Seventeen. 116 00:08:45,442 --> 00:08:49,618 Oh, now don't stare! I know, I know. It's shocking, isn't it? 117 00:08:50,196 --> 00:08:54,793 I've had my chin completely taken away and look at the difference! 118 00:08:54,909 --> 00:08:59,710 Look how thin I am. Thin and dainty! 119 00:09:00,081 --> 00:09:02,300 I don't look a day over 2,000. 120 00:09:03,460 --> 00:09:05,758 Moisturise me, moisturise me! 121 00:09:06,963 --> 00:09:09,933 Truly, I am the last human. 122 00:09:10,467 --> 00:09:15,064 My father was a Texan, my mother was from the Arctic desert. 123 00:09:16,056 --> 00:09:18,650 They were born on the Earth 124 00:09:18,767 --> 00:09:22,442 and they were the last to be buried in its soil. 125 00:09:23,480 --> 00:09:28,828 I have come to honour them and say goodbye. 126 00:09:30,153 --> 00:09:32,781 Oh, no tears, no tears... 127 00:09:33,490 --> 00:09:34,912 I'm sorry. 128 00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:40,502 But behold! I bring gifts! 129 00:09:40,955 --> 00:09:45,802 From Earth itself, the last remaining ostrich egg. 130 00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:50,181 Legend says, it had a wingspan of 50 feet! 131 00:09:50,256 --> 00:09:52,600 And blew fire from its nostrils. 132 00:09:53,093 --> 00:09:54,766 Or was that my third husband? 133 00:09:54,844 --> 00:09:59,099 Oh, no, oh, don't laugh, I'll get laughter-lines. 134 00:09:59,182 --> 00:10:01,276 No, stop! 135 00:10:03,019 --> 00:10:04,942 Mercy! 136 00:10:05,355 --> 00:10:08,359 And here! Another rarity. 137 00:10:09,150 --> 00:10:13,030 According to the archives, this was called an iPod. 138 00:10:13,154 --> 00:10:17,375 It stores classical music from humanity's greatest composers. 139 00:10:17,659 --> 00:10:18,911 Play on! 140 00:10:29,295 --> 00:10:31,468 The refreshments will now be served. 141 00:10:32,382 --> 00:10:34,476 Earth-death in 30 minutes. 142 00:10:34,551 --> 00:10:40,229 ♪ Sometimes I feel I've got to run away 143 00:10:40,306 --> 00:10:44,903 ♪ I've got to get away from the pain 144 00:10:44,978 --> 00:10:48,482 ♪ That you drive into the heart of me 145 00:10:48,565 --> 00:10:54,914 ♪ The love we share seems to go nowhere 146 00:10:55,029 --> 00:10:58,499 ♪ And I've lost my light 147 00:10:58,575 --> 00:11:02,500 ♪ For I toss and turn I can't sleep at night... ♪ 148 00:11:02,579 --> 00:11:05,253 - Doctor. 149 00:11:05,331 --> 00:11:06,753 Thank you. 150 00:11:08,418 --> 00:11:11,342 A gift of peace in all good faith. 151 00:11:11,421 --> 00:11:14,345 No, you're very kind, but I'm just the steward. 152 00:11:14,424 --> 00:11:18,099 A gift of peace in all good faith. 153 00:11:18,219 --> 00:11:21,439 Oh, yes. Thank you. Of course. 154 00:11:21,890 --> 00:11:23,437 Identify species. 155 00:11:25,935 --> 00:11:28,063 Please identify species. 156 00:11:28,396 --> 00:11:29,943 Now stop it! 157 00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:32,776 Identify his race. Where's he from? 158 00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:38,247 It's impossible. 159 00:12:08,269 --> 00:12:11,068 Sorry, am I allowed to be in here? 160 00:12:11,814 --> 00:12:14,613 You have to give us permission to talk. 161 00:12:16,319 --> 00:12:17,992 Urn... 162 00:12:19,489 --> 00:12:23,335 - You have permission. - Thank you. 163 00:12:24,118 --> 00:12:26,621 And, no, you're not in the way. 164 00:12:26,704 --> 00:12:29,378 - Guests are allowed anywhere. - Okay. 165 00:12:34,170 --> 00:12:36,844 - What's your name? - Raffalo. 166 00:12:37,340 --> 00:12:39,718 - Raffalo? - Yes, miss. 167 00:12:40,927 --> 00:12:44,181 I won't be long, I've just got to carry out some maintenance. 168 00:12:46,015 --> 00:12:48,438 There's a tiny little glitch in the Face of Boe's suite. 169 00:12:48,726 --> 00:12:50,979 There must be something blocking the system. 170 00:12:51,062 --> 00:12:53,440 He's not getting any hot water. 171 00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:57,528 - So, you're a plumber? - That's right, miss. 172 00:12:58,945 --> 00:13:00,947 They still have plumbers? 173 00:13:01,030 --> 00:13:02,953 I hope so, else I'm out of a job! 174 00:13:04,325 --> 00:13:07,249 - Where are you from? - Crespallion. 175 00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:11,420 That's a planet, is it? 176 00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:14,715 No, Crespallion's part of the Jaggit Brocade, 177 00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:17,843 affiliated to the Scarlet Junction, Convex 56. 178 00:13:18,047 --> 00:13:21,301 And where are you from, miss? If you don't mind me asking. 179 00:13:21,426 --> 00:13:23,599 No, not at all. Um... 180 00:13:24,929 --> 00:13:28,058 I don't know. A long way away. 181 00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:32,816 I just sort of hitched a lift with this man... 182 00:13:34,272 --> 00:13:38,823 I didn't even think about it. Don't even know who he is. 183 00:13:41,362 --> 00:13:43,456 He's a complete stranger. 184 00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:48,708 Anyway, don't let me keep you. Good luck with it! 185 00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:54,126 Thank you, miss. And thank you for the permission. 186 00:13:54,208 --> 00:13:56,381 Not many people are that considerate. 187 00:13:56,461 --> 00:13:58,304 Okay. See you later. 188 00:14:06,721 --> 00:14:08,143 Now, then. 189 00:14:08,222 --> 00:14:11,897 Control, I'm at junction 19. I think the problem's coming from in here. 190 00:14:11,976 --> 00:14:13,899 I'll go inside and have a look. 191 00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:18,317 What's that? Something in there? 192 00:14:19,067 --> 00:14:20,990 Ooh. Who are you, then? 193 00:14:21,402 --> 00:14:22,574 Hold on! 194 00:14:24,238 --> 00:14:27,583 If you're an upgrade, I just need to register you, that's all. 195 00:14:27,658 --> 00:14:29,126 Oh, come back. 196 00:14:30,328 --> 00:14:32,706 Ah, there you are. 197 00:14:33,122 --> 00:14:35,545 Now, I just need to register your ident. 198 00:14:36,918 --> 00:14:41,264 Aw, there's two of ya! Got yourself a little mate? 199 00:14:43,466 --> 00:14:46,265 I think I'd better report this to control. 200 00:14:46,344 --> 00:14:48,722 How many of you are there? 201 00:14:50,098 --> 00:14:51,520 What are you? 202 00:14:52,433 --> 00:14:55,186 Oh, no! No! 203 00:15:07,365 --> 00:15:09,333 - What's that? 204 00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:11,787 - Well, how should I know? 205 00:15:14,288 --> 00:15:18,543 Would the owner of the blue box in private gallery 15 206 00:15:18,626 --> 00:15:21,095 please report to the steward's office immediately. 207 00:15:22,547 --> 00:15:26,597 Guests are reminded that the use of teleportation devices 208 00:15:26,676 --> 00:15:32,228 is strictly prohibited under Peace Treaty 5.4/Cup/16. Thank you. 209 00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:35,982 Earth-death in 25 minutes. 210 00:15:36,060 --> 00:15:39,064 Earth-death in 25 minutes. 211 00:15:39,147 --> 00:15:41,241 Oh, thanks. 212 00:15:47,738 --> 00:15:48,990 Hello! 213 00:15:49,407 --> 00:15:52,877 My name's Rose. That's a sort of plant. 214 00:15:54,078 --> 00:15:55,921 We might be related. 215 00:15:57,874 --> 00:15:59,842 I'm talking to a twig. 216 00:16:11,262 --> 00:16:14,983 Oi, now, careful with that, park it properly. No scratches. 217 00:16:38,247 --> 00:16:40,591 Rose, are you in there? 218 00:16:42,877 --> 00:16:44,220 Aye-aye! 219 00:16:46,589 --> 00:16:49,889 - What d'you think, then? - Great, yeah. Fine. 220 00:16:49,967 --> 00:16:52,891 Once you get past the slightly psychic paper. 221 00:16:55,640 --> 00:16:57,768 They're just so alien! 222 00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:02,401 The aliens are so alien. 223 00:17:04,232 --> 00:17:07,202 You look at 'em, and they're alien. 224 00:17:07,401 --> 00:17:09,779 Good thing I didn't take you to the deep south. 225 00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:15,494 - Where are you from? - All over the place. 226 00:17:16,786 --> 00:17:19,460 - They all speak English. - No, you just hear English. 227 00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:21,792 It's a gift of the Tardis. It's the telepathic field, 228 00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:24,002 gets inside your brain, translates. 229 00:17:24,085 --> 00:17:27,055 - It's inside my brain? - Well, in a good way. 230 00:17:27,672 --> 00:17:29,800 Your machine gets inside my head? 231 00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:33,352 It gets inside and it changes my mind and you didn't even ask. 232 00:17:33,803 --> 00:17:35,396 I didn't think about it like that. 233 00:17:35,471 --> 00:17:38,896 No, you were too busy thinking up cheap shots about the deep south! 234 00:17:40,017 --> 00:17:42,111 Who are you then, Doctor. 235 00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:45,068 What're you called? What sort of alien are you? 236 00:17:45,147 --> 00:17:47,650 - I'm just a Doctor. - From what planet? 237 00:17:47,733 --> 00:17:49,531 Well, it's not as if you'd know where it is. 238 00:17:49,610 --> 00:17:51,533 - Where're you from? - What does it matter? 239 00:17:51,612 --> 00:17:53,455 - Tell me who you are! - This is who I am. 240 00:17:53,531 --> 00:17:55,078 Right here, right now. All right? 241 00:17:55,157 --> 00:17:57,910 All that counts is here and now, and this is me! 242 00:17:57,994 --> 00:18:02,295 Yeah, and I'm here too 'cause you brought me here! So just tell me! 243 00:18:10,756 --> 00:18:13,930 Earth-death in 20 minutes. 244 00:18:15,386 --> 00:18:18,811 Earth-death in 20 minutes. 245 00:18:26,397 --> 00:18:27,865 All right. 246 00:18:29,525 --> 00:18:32,074 As my mate Shireen says, 247 00:18:32,153 --> 00:18:35,032 "Don't argue with the designated driver." 248 00:18:37,199 --> 00:18:39,122 Can't exactly call for a taxi. 249 00:18:40,328 --> 00:18:41,875 There's no signal. 250 00:18:42,872 --> 00:18:45,716 We're out of range. Just a bit. 251 00:18:47,877 --> 00:18:51,177 Tell you what, with a little bit of jiggery-pokery... 252 00:18:51,255 --> 00:18:53,508 Is that a technical term, "jiggery-pokery"? 253 00:18:53,591 --> 00:18:55,889 Yeah, I came first in jiggery-pokery. What about you? 254 00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:58,517 - No, I failed hullabaloo. - Aw. 255 00:19:01,390 --> 00:19:02,767 There you go. 256 00:19:15,404 --> 00:19:17,031 - Hello? - Mum? 257 00:19:17,114 --> 00:19:20,493 Oh, what is it? What's wrong? What have I done now? 258 00:19:20,576 --> 00:19:24,171 Ooh, this red top's falling to bits! You should get your money back. 259 00:19:24,246 --> 00:19:26,123 Go on, there must be something. 260 00:19:26,207 --> 00:19:27,925 You never phone in the middle of the day. 261 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,298 - What's so funny? 262 00:19:30,378 --> 00:19:32,426 Nothing. You all right, though? 263 00:19:32,505 --> 00:19:34,098 Yeah, why wouldn't I be? 264 00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:39,350 - What day is it? - Wednesday all day. You got a hangover? 265 00:19:39,428 --> 00:19:42,056 Oh, I tell you what, put a quid in that lottery syndicate. 266 00:19:42,139 --> 00:19:43,561 I'll pay you back later. 267 00:19:43,641 --> 00:19:48,363 Yeah, um, I was just calling 'cause I might be late home. 268 00:19:48,729 --> 00:19:49,946 Is there something wrong? 269 00:19:50,231 --> 00:19:54,156 No, I'm fine. Top of the world! 270 00:19:59,156 --> 00:20:02,706 If you think that's amazing, you wanna see the bill. 271 00:20:02,785 --> 00:20:05,208 That was five billion years ago. 272 00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:07,627 So... 273 00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:09,254 She's dead now. 274 00:20:11,460 --> 00:20:14,464 Five billion years later, my mum's dead. 275 00:20:14,588 --> 00:20:16,386 Bundle of laughs, you are. 276 00:20:21,679 --> 00:20:23,773 That's not supposed to happen. 277 00:20:23,848 --> 00:20:27,603 Well, what was it? I'm just getting green lights at this end. 278 00:20:27,685 --> 00:20:29,983 Honoured guests may be reassured 279 00:20:30,062 --> 00:20:34,488 that gravity pockets may cause slight turbulence. Thanking you. 280 00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:37,446 The whole place shook! I felt it! 281 00:20:37,528 --> 00:20:41,249 I've hosted all sorts of events on platforms one, three, six and fifteen 282 00:20:41,323 --> 00:20:43,542 and I've never felt the slightest tremor! 283 00:20:43,617 --> 00:20:46,496 I warn you, if this lot decide to sue... 284 00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:48,377 I'm gonna scan the infrastructure. 285 00:20:53,794 --> 00:20:55,467 What's that? 286 00:20:56,547 --> 00:20:59,471 Control, I don't want to worry you, but I'm picking up readings... 287 00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:05,815 I have no idea! They're small. The scan says they're metal... 288 00:21:05,890 --> 00:21:08,393 I don't know what they look like! 289 00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:15,070 Although I imagine they might look rather like that. 290 00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:22,866 You're not on the guest list. How did you get on board? 291 00:21:27,912 --> 00:21:30,882 - No! No! - Sunfilter deactivated. 292 00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:33,171 Sunfilter descending. 293 00:21:33,334 --> 00:21:34,586 Sunfilter up! No, no, no! 294 00:21:34,710 --> 00:21:37,429 External temperature 430 degrees. 295 00:21:37,546 --> 00:21:39,344 - Control! Respond! - Sunfilter descending. 296 00:21:39,423 --> 00:21:41,767 - Sunfilter up! - Sunfilter descending. 297 00:22:08,244 --> 00:22:12,294 That wasn't a gravity pocket. I know gravity pockets, and they don't feel like that. 298 00:22:12,748 --> 00:22:14,375 What do you think, Jabe? 299 00:22:14,458 --> 00:22:16,699 Listen to the engines, they're pitched up about 30 Hertz. 300 00:22:16,752 --> 00:22:18,345 Is that dodgy or what? 301 00:22:18,420 --> 00:22:21,094 It's the sound of metal, that doesn't make any sense to me. 302 00:22:21,841 --> 00:22:24,845 - Where's the engine room? - I don't know. 303 00:22:25,177 --> 00:22:28,727 But the maintenance duct is just behind our guests' suite, I could show you. 304 00:22:28,806 --> 00:22:31,150 And your wife. 305 00:22:31,267 --> 00:22:32,735 Oh, she's not my wife. 306 00:22:32,810 --> 00:22:34,483 - Partner? - No. 307 00:22:34,603 --> 00:22:36,947 - Concubine? - Nope. 308 00:22:37,022 --> 00:22:38,114 Prostitute? 309 00:22:39,358 --> 00:22:42,157 Whatever I am, it must be invisible! Do you mind? 310 00:22:42,778 --> 00:22:44,997 Tell you what, you two go and pollinate. 311 00:22:45,114 --> 00:22:46,912 I'm gonna catch up with the Family. 312 00:22:46,991 --> 00:22:48,868 Quick word with Michael Jackson. 313 00:22:49,451 --> 00:22:51,249 Don't start a fight. 314 00:22:51,328 --> 00:22:53,046 I'm all yours. 315 00:22:55,875 --> 00:22:57,502 And I want you home by midnight! 316 00:22:59,044 --> 00:23:04,346 Earth-death in 15 minutes. Earth-death in 75 minutes. 317 00:23:14,476 --> 00:23:17,855 Who's in charge of Platform One? Has it got a captain or what? 318 00:23:17,980 --> 00:23:20,233 There's just the steward and the staff. 319 00:23:20,316 --> 00:23:22,865 All the rest is controlled by the metal mind. 320 00:23:22,985 --> 00:23:25,454 You mean, the computer? Well, who controls that? 321 00:23:25,529 --> 00:23:26,997 The Corporation. 322 00:23:27,072 --> 00:23:30,872 They move Platform One from one artistic event to another. 323 00:23:31,493 --> 00:23:33,587 Well, there's no one from the Corporation on board. 324 00:23:33,662 --> 00:23:37,542 They're not needed. This facility is purely automatic. 325 00:23:37,666 --> 00:23:39,384 It's the height of the Alpha Class. 326 00:23:39,501 --> 00:23:41,970 - Nothing can go wrong. - Unsinkable? 327 00:23:42,046 --> 00:23:45,300 If you like. The nautical metaphor is appropriate. 328 00:23:45,382 --> 00:23:47,510 You're telling me! I was on board another ship once. 329 00:23:47,635 --> 00:23:49,057 They said that was unsinkable. 330 00:23:49,178 --> 00:23:52,728 I ended up clinging to an iceberg. It wasn't half cold. 331 00:23:52,848 --> 00:23:57,979 So, what you're saying is, if we get in trouble, there's no one to help us out? 332 00:23:58,062 --> 00:24:00,565 - I'm afraid not. - Fantastic! 333 00:24:01,565 --> 00:24:05,365 I don't understand. In what way is that fantastic? 334 00:24:11,075 --> 00:24:15,000 Soon the sun will blossom into a red giant, 335 00:24:15,079 --> 00:24:17,047 and my home will die. 336 00:24:17,164 --> 00:24:20,714 That's where I used to live, when I was a little boy. Down there. 337 00:24:20,834 --> 00:24:24,884 Mummy and Daddy had a house built into the side of the Los Angeles Crevasse. 338 00:24:25,005 --> 00:24:27,349 I'd have such fun. 339 00:24:27,758 --> 00:24:29,510 What happened to everyone else? 340 00:24:29,593 --> 00:24:31,721 The human race, where did it go? 341 00:24:32,596 --> 00:24:36,476 They say mankind has touched every star in the sky. 342 00:24:36,558 --> 00:24:38,401 So you're not the last human. 343 00:24:39,019 --> 00:24:42,239 I am the last pure human. 344 00:24:43,023 --> 00:24:45,276 The others mingled. 345 00:24:45,776 --> 00:24:48,575 Oh, they call themselves New-humans and Proto-humans 346 00:24:48,696 --> 00:24:50,744 and Digi-humans, even Human-ish! 347 00:24:50,864 --> 00:24:53,367 But do you know what I call them? 348 00:24:53,450 --> 00:24:54,793 Mongrels. 349 00:24:55,536 --> 00:24:58,085 Right. And you stayed behind. 350 00:24:58,539 --> 00:25:01,042 - I kept myself pure. - Hmm. 351 00:25:01,583 --> 00:25:03,711 How many operations have you had? 352 00:25:04,044 --> 00:25:09,050 708. Next week, it's 709. I'm having my blood bleached. 353 00:25:10,592 --> 00:25:12,469 Is that why you wanted a word? 354 00:25:12,886 --> 00:25:15,059 You could be flatter, Rose. 355 00:25:15,139 --> 00:25:18,268 You've got a little bit of a chin poking out. 356 00:25:18,392 --> 00:25:21,737 - I'd rather die. - Honestly, it doesn't hurt. 357 00:25:22,229 --> 00:25:24,357 I mean it. I would rather die. 358 00:25:24,440 --> 00:25:28,661 It's better to die than to live like you, a bitchy trampoline. 359 00:25:28,777 --> 00:25:31,280 Oh, well, what do you know? 360 00:25:32,114 --> 00:25:34,208 I was born on that planet! 361 00:25:34,283 --> 00:25:36,706 And so was my mum and so was my dad. 362 00:25:36,785 --> 00:25:39,789 And that makes me, officially, the last human being in this room. 363 00:25:39,913 --> 00:25:41,790 'Cause you're not human. 364 00:25:41,957 --> 00:25:46,007 You've had it all nipped and tucked and flattened till there's nothing left. 365 00:25:46,128 --> 00:25:47,926 Anything human got chucked in the bin! 366 00:25:48,005 --> 00:25:51,350 You're just skin, Cassandra! Lipstick and skin. 367 00:25:52,134 --> 00:25:53,636 Nice talking. 368 00:26:01,643 --> 00:26:06,570 So, tell me, Jabe, what's a tree like you doing in a place like this? 369 00:26:06,648 --> 00:26:08,742 - Respect for the Earth. - Come on! 370 00:26:08,817 --> 00:26:11,161 Everyone on this platform is worth zillions! 371 00:26:11,236 --> 00:26:15,742 Well, perhaps it's a case of having to be seen at the right occasions. 372 00:26:15,824 --> 00:26:17,667 In case your share prices drop? 373 00:26:17,743 --> 00:26:21,338 I know you lot. You've got massive forests everywhere, roots everywhere! 374 00:26:21,413 --> 00:26:23,507 And there's always money in land. 375 00:26:23,624 --> 00:26:25,251 All the same. 376 00:26:25,334 --> 00:26:27,928 We respect the Earth as family. 377 00:26:28,003 --> 00:26:31,928 So many species evolved from that planet. Mankind is only one. 378 00:26:32,007 --> 00:26:33,429 I am another. 379 00:26:33,509 --> 00:26:37,013 My ancestors were transplanted from the planet down below. 380 00:26:37,096 --> 00:26:40,270 And I'm a direct descendant of the tropical rainforest. 381 00:26:40,349 --> 00:26:42,192 Excuse me. 382 00:26:44,937 --> 00:26:47,156 And what about your ancestry, Doctor? 383 00:26:49,024 --> 00:26:51,823 Perhaps you could tell a story or two. 384 00:26:53,529 --> 00:26:58,706 Perhaps a man only enjoys trouble when there's nothing else left? 385 00:27:00,536 --> 00:27:02,538 I scanned you earlier. 386 00:27:03,956 --> 00:27:06,960 The metal machine had trouble identifying your species. 387 00:27:07,042 --> 00:27:08,885 It refused to admit your existence. 388 00:27:09,294 --> 00:27:12,639 And even when it named you, I wouldn't believe it. 389 00:27:12,965 --> 00:27:14,683 But it was right. 390 00:27:15,884 --> 00:27:18,137 I know where you're from! 391 00:27:20,347 --> 00:27:24,397 Forgive me for intruding, but it's remarkable that you even exist! 392 00:27:26,019 --> 00:27:28,067 I just want to say... 393 00:27:29,356 --> 00:27:31,404 how sorry I am. 394 00:28:02,848 --> 00:28:05,226 Is it me, or is it a bit nippy? 395 00:28:28,415 --> 00:28:30,793 Fair dos, though, that's a great bit of air-conditioning. 396 00:28:30,876 --> 00:28:32,549 Sort of nice and old fashioned. 397 00:28:32,628 --> 00:28:34,130 Bet they call it retro. 398 00:28:36,089 --> 00:28:37,636 Gotcha! 399 00:28:43,805 --> 00:28:47,480 - What the hell is that? - Is it part of the "retro"? 400 00:28:47,601 --> 00:28:49,820 I don't think so, hold on. 401 00:28:57,152 --> 00:29:00,497 - Hey, nice Liana! - Thank you. 402 00:29:00,572 --> 00:29:02,245 Not supposed to show them in public. 403 00:29:02,324 --> 00:29:04,668 Don't worry, I won't tell anybody. 404 00:29:04,743 --> 00:29:07,542 Now, then, who's been bringing their pets on board? 405 00:29:07,621 --> 00:29:09,749 - What does it do? - Sabotage... 406 00:29:09,831 --> 00:29:12,254 Earth-death in 10 minutes... 407 00:29:12,334 --> 00:29:15,008 And the temperature's about to rocket. Come on. 408 00:29:16,964 --> 00:29:19,387 The planet's end! 409 00:29:19,466 --> 00:29:21,935 Come gather, come gather! 410 00:29:22,010 --> 00:29:25,640 Bid farewell to the cradle of civilisation. 411 00:29:25,722 --> 00:29:29,397 Let us mourn her with a traditional ballad. 412 00:29:36,358 --> 00:29:39,953 ♪ Baby, can't you see? I'm calling 413 00:29:40,028 --> 00:29:43,453 ♪A guy like you should wear a warning 414 00:29:43,532 --> 00:29:46,581 ♪ It's dangerous I'm fallin'... ♪ 415 00:29:46,660 --> 00:29:48,537 All right, hold on, get back! 416 00:29:51,790 --> 00:29:55,715 "AUTOMATED VOICE". Sunfilter rising. Sunfilter rising. 417 00:29:55,794 --> 00:29:58,013 - Is the steward in there? - You can smell him. 418 00:29:59,339 --> 00:30:02,343 Hold on. There's another sunfilter programmed to descend. 419 00:30:04,303 --> 00:30:07,523 ♪ Too high can't come down 420 00:30:07,597 --> 00:30:12,945 ♪ Losing my head Spinning round and round 421 00:30:13,020 --> 00:30:14,943 ♪ Do you feel me now? ♪ 422 00:30:15,022 --> 00:30:20,119 Sunfilter descending. Sunfilter descending. 423 00:30:25,615 --> 00:30:27,868 Sunfilter descending. 424 00:30:27,951 --> 00:30:30,830 - Let me out! Let me out! - Sunfilter descending. 425 00:30:33,623 --> 00:30:36,001 Let me out! Let me out! Let me out! 426 00:30:36,084 --> 00:30:41,011 Sunfilter descending. Sunfilter descending. 427 00:30:41,089 --> 00:30:42,807 Anyone in there? 428 00:30:42,883 --> 00:30:45,932 - Let me out! - Oh, well, it would be you. 429 00:30:46,011 --> 00:30:48,981 - Open the door! - Hold on, give us two ticks. 430 00:30:49,181 --> 00:30:54,403 Sunfilter descending. Sunfilter descending. 431 00:30:55,854 --> 00:30:59,779 Sunfilter rising. Sunfilter rising. 432 00:31:01,443 --> 00:31:06,119 Sunfilter rising. Sunfilter rising... 433 00:31:06,198 --> 00:31:08,292 Sunfilter descending. 434 00:31:08,867 --> 00:31:11,461 It's just what I need. The computer's getting clever. 435 00:31:11,536 --> 00:31:15,461 - Stop mucking about! - I'm not mucking about! It's fighting back. 436 00:31:15,582 --> 00:31:17,262 - Sunfillter descending. - Open the door'.! 437 00:31:17,292 --> 00:31:18,339 I know! 438 00:31:18,418 --> 00:31:22,264 - Sunfilter descending. - The lock's melted! 439 00:31:23,799 --> 00:31:28,771 Sunfilter descending. Sunfilter descending. 440 00:31:32,391 --> 00:31:36,146 Sunfilter rising. Sunfilter rising. 441 00:31:42,818 --> 00:31:46,322 The opening's jammed! I can't open the door. Stay there, don't move! 442 00:31:46,405 --> 00:31:48,328 Where am I gonna go? Ipswich? 443 00:31:48,532 --> 00:31:51,001 Earth-death in five minutes. 444 00:31:53,286 --> 00:31:55,709 The metal machine confirms... 445 00:31:55,789 --> 00:31:58,838 the spider devices have infiltrated the whole of Platform One. 446 00:32:00,252 --> 00:32:03,426 How's that possible? Our private rooms are protected by a code-wall. 447 00:32:03,505 --> 00:32:05,724 Moisturise me, moisturise me. 448 00:32:05,841 --> 00:32:07,718 Summon the steward! 449 00:32:07,801 --> 00:32:09,553 I'm afraid the steward is dead. 450 00:32:14,307 --> 00:32:15,854 Who killed him? 451 00:32:15,934 --> 00:32:19,484 This whole event was sponsored by the Face of Boe! He invited us. 452 00:32:19,563 --> 00:32:21,486 Talk to the face! Talk to the face! 453 00:32:21,565 --> 00:32:24,660 Easy way of finding out. Someone brought their little pet on board. 454 00:32:25,152 --> 00:32:26,529 Let's send him back to master. 455 00:32:49,050 --> 00:32:52,270 The Adherents of the Repeated Meme! 456 00:32:52,387 --> 00:32:55,015 That's all very well and really kinda obvious. 457 00:32:55,098 --> 00:32:57,226 But if you stop and think about it... 458 00:32:59,019 --> 00:33:01,272 A Repeated Meme is just an idea. 459 00:33:01,521 --> 00:33:03,819 And that's all they are, an idea. 460 00:33:07,819 --> 00:33:11,824 Remote-control droids. Nice little cover for the real troublemaker. 461 00:33:12,282 --> 00:33:14,410 Go on, Jimbo. Go home. 462 00:33:18,580 --> 00:33:21,675 I bet you were the school swot and never got kissed. 463 00:33:21,875 --> 00:33:23,218 At arms! 464 00:33:23,418 --> 00:33:25,011 What you gonna do, moisturise me? 465 00:33:25,128 --> 00:33:26,471 With acid. 466 00:33:26,546 --> 00:33:28,298 Oh, you're too late anyway. 467 00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:31,514 My spiders have control of the main frame. 468 00:33:31,635 --> 00:33:36,641 Oh, you all carried them as gifts, tax-free, past every code-wall. 469 00:33:37,974 --> 00:33:39,772 I'm not just a pretty face. 470 00:33:39,851 --> 00:33:42,775 Sabotaging a ship while you're still inside it, how stupid is that? 471 00:33:42,938 --> 00:33:45,908 I'd hoped to manufacture a hostage situation. 472 00:33:45,982 --> 00:33:48,030 With myself as one of the victims. 473 00:33:48,818 --> 00:33:51,662 The compensation would've been enormous. 474 00:33:51,780 --> 00:33:54,408 Five billion years, and it still comes down to money. 475 00:33:54,824 --> 00:33:57,418 Do you think it's cheap, looking like this? 476 00:33:57,494 --> 00:33:59,997 Flatness costs a fortune! 477 00:34:01,164 --> 00:34:02,916 I am the last human, Doctor. 478 00:34:03,750 --> 00:34:07,721 Me, not that freaky little kid of yours. 479 00:34:07,879 --> 00:34:10,177 Arrest her! The infidel! 480 00:34:10,257 --> 00:34:14,558 Oh, shut it, pixie! I've still got my final option. 481 00:34:14,636 --> 00:34:16,889 Earth-death in three minutes. 482 00:34:16,972 --> 00:34:21,273 And here it comes. You're just as useful dead, all of you. 483 00:34:21,851 --> 00:34:24,149 I have shares in your rival companies. 484 00:34:24,229 --> 00:34:26,448 And they'll triple in price as soon as your dead. 485 00:34:27,107 --> 00:34:30,611 My spiders are primed and ready to destroy the safety systems. 486 00:34:30,944 --> 00:34:33,618 How did that old Earth song go? 487 00:34:33,697 --> 00:34:35,199 "Burn baby, burn." 488 00:34:35,282 --> 00:34:36,875 Then you'll burn with us! 489 00:34:36,950 --> 00:34:39,123 Oh, I'm so sorry! 490 00:34:39,452 --> 00:34:44,208 I know the use of teleportation is strictly forbidden, but... 491 00:34:44,291 --> 00:34:46,134 I'm such a naughty thing. 492 00:34:46,793 --> 00:34:48,761 Spiders, activate! 493 00:34:58,388 --> 00:35:02,643 Force-fields gone, with the planet about to explode... 494 00:35:02,726 --> 00:35:04,353 At least it'll be quick. 495 00:35:04,728 --> 00:35:07,277 Just like my fifth husband... 496 00:35:07,355 --> 00:35:11,235 Oh, shame on me! Bye-bye, darlings. 497 00:35:11,318 --> 00:35:14,117 - Safety systems failing. - Bye-bye, my darlings! 498 00:35:14,738 --> 00:35:17,161 Heat levels rising. 499 00:35:17,240 --> 00:35:19,959 - Reset the computer! - Only the steward would know how. 500 00:35:20,035 --> 00:35:21,878 No, we can do it by hand. 501 00:35:21,953 --> 00:35:24,957 There must be a system restore switch. Jabe, come on! 502 00:35:25,040 --> 00:35:26,542 You lot, just chill. 503 00:35:26,666 --> 00:35:27,667 Heat levels rising. 504 00:35:32,339 --> 00:35:37,140 Earth-death in two minutes. Earth-death in two minutes. 505 00:35:39,012 --> 00:35:44,439 Heat levels critical. Heat levels critical. 506 00:35:47,646 --> 00:35:50,069 Oh, and guess where the switch is. 507 00:35:51,066 --> 00:35:55,037 Heat levels rising. Heat levels rising. 508 00:36:04,954 --> 00:36:09,300 External temperature 5,000 degrees. 509 00:36:18,968 --> 00:36:21,892 You can't, the heat's gonna vent through this place. 510 00:36:21,971 --> 00:36:24,190 - I know. - Jabe, you're made of wood. 511 00:36:24,265 --> 00:36:27,439 Then stop wasting time, Time Lord. 512 00:36:30,730 --> 00:36:34,826 Heat levels rising. Heat levels rising. 513 00:36:36,444 --> 00:36:38,788 Heat levels hazardous. 514 00:36:38,863 --> 00:36:42,538 - We're going to die! - Heat levels hazardous. 515 00:36:57,215 --> 00:36:59,809 Shields malfunction. 516 00:37:01,010 --> 00:37:03,433 Shields malfunction. 517 00:37:04,806 --> 00:37:08,310 Shields malfunction. 518 00:37:08,393 --> 00:37:11,237 Shields malfunction. 519 00:37:16,818 --> 00:37:22,621 Heat levels critical. Heat levels critical. 520 00:37:35,336 --> 00:37:40,058 Heat levels rising. Heat levels rising. 521 00:38:07,619 --> 00:38:09,621 Planet explodes in... 522 00:38:10,538 --> 00:38:12,211 ten, 523 00:38:12,832 --> 00:38:14,425 nine, 524 00:38:16,044 --> 00:38:17,762 eight, 525 00:38:19,881 --> 00:38:21,428 seven, 526 00:38:23,301 --> 00:38:24,803 six, 527 00:38:27,180 --> 00:38:28,648 five, 528 00:38:30,433 --> 00:38:31,935 four... 529 00:38:35,522 --> 00:38:36,819 Raise shields! 530 00:38:37,774 --> 00:38:39,026 One. 531 00:38:55,542 --> 00:39:00,013 Exoglass repair. Exoglass repair. 532 00:39:04,175 --> 00:39:08,851 Exoglass repair. Exoglass repair. 533 00:39:55,018 --> 00:39:57,066 - You all right? - Yeah, I'm fine. 534 00:39:57,145 --> 00:39:59,568 I'm full of ideas. I'm bristling with 'em! 535 00:39:59,647 --> 00:40:03,117 Idea number one, teleportation through 5,000 degrees 536 00:40:03,192 --> 00:40:05,035 needs some kind of feed. 537 00:40:05,111 --> 00:40:08,706 Idea number two. This feed must be hidden nearby. 538 00:40:12,452 --> 00:40:13,624 Idea number three. 539 00:40:13,703 --> 00:40:18,083 If you're as clever as me, then a teleportation-feed can be reversed. 540 00:40:19,542 --> 00:40:24,173 Oh, you should've seen their little alien faces... 541 00:40:26,382 --> 00:40:28,760 - Oh. - The last human. 542 00:40:28,843 --> 00:40:31,892 So, you passed my little test. Bravo! 543 00:40:31,971 --> 00:40:35,145 This makes you eligible to join the... the Human Club. 544 00:40:35,224 --> 00:40:38,068 People have died Cassandra, you murdered them. 545 00:40:38,144 --> 00:40:40,317 It depends on your definition of people! 546 00:40:40,396 --> 00:40:44,276 And that's enough of a technicality to keep your lawyers dizzy for centuries! 547 00:40:44,359 --> 00:40:49,331 Take me to court then, Doctor, and watch me smile and cry... 548 00:40:51,032 --> 00:40:52,784 - ...and flutter. - And creak? 549 00:40:53,326 --> 00:40:56,045 - And what? - Creak! You're creaking. 550 00:40:56,996 --> 00:40:59,044 What? 551 00:40:59,123 --> 00:41:01,046 I'm drying out! 552 00:41:01,292 --> 00:41:05,047 Oh, sweet heavens! Moisturise me, moisturise me! 553 00:41:05,129 --> 00:41:08,099 Where are my surgeons? My lovely boys! 554 00:41:08,174 --> 00:41:11,053 - It's too hot! - You raised the temperature. 555 00:41:11,219 --> 00:41:13,438 Have pity! 556 00:41:13,513 --> 00:41:15,231 Moisturise me! 557 00:41:15,306 --> 00:41:17,604 Oh, Doctor! 558 00:41:17,684 --> 00:41:19,186 Help her. 559 00:41:19,268 --> 00:41:21,817 Everything has its time and everything dies. 560 00:41:22,647 --> 00:41:26,948 I'm too young! 561 00:41:39,789 --> 00:41:42,713 Shuttles four and six departing. 562 00:41:43,126 --> 00:41:46,630 This unit now closing dawn for maintenance. 563 00:42:02,061 --> 00:42:03,984 The end of the Earth. 564 00:42:05,815 --> 00:42:07,488 It's gone. 565 00:42:10,403 --> 00:42:13,907 We were too busy saving ourselves. No one saw it go. 566 00:42:18,536 --> 00:42:22,586 All those years, all that history, and no one was even looking! 567 00:42:24,584 --> 00:42:26,586 It's just... 568 00:42:27,795 --> 00:42:29,138 Come with me. 569 00:43:12,381 --> 00:43:14,258 Big Issue! 570 00:43:15,510 --> 00:43:17,512 Big Issue! 571 00:43:17,845 --> 00:43:22,271 You think it'll last forever, people and cars and concrete. 572 00:43:23,101 --> 00:43:25,103 But it won't. 573 00:43:25,186 --> 00:43:27,234 One day, it's all gone. 574 00:43:28,189 --> 00:43:29,782 Even the sky. 575 00:43:36,697 --> 00:43:38,449 My planet's gone. 576 00:43:39,826 --> 00:43:41,373 It's dead. 577 00:43:43,830 --> 00:43:45,798 It burned, like the Earth. 578 00:43:46,290 --> 00:43:48,418 It's just rocks and dust. 579 00:43:50,002 --> 00:43:51,845 Before its time. 580 00:43:53,756 --> 00:43:55,099 What happened? 581 00:43:57,301 --> 00:44:00,020 There was a war, and we lost. 582 00:44:00,096 --> 00:44:02,019 A war with who? 583 00:44:05,685 --> 00:44:07,608 What about your people? 584 00:44:09,147 --> 00:44:11,195 I'm a Time Lord. 585 00:44:11,274 --> 00:44:13,652 I'm the last of the Time Lords. 586 00:44:14,443 --> 00:44:17,868 They're all gone. I'm the only survivor. 587 00:44:19,907 --> 00:44:22,160 I'm left travelling on my own 'cause there's no-one else. 588 00:44:23,995 --> 00:44:25,372 There's me. 589 00:44:29,292 --> 00:44:32,171 You've seen how dangerous it is. Do you wanna go home? 590 00:44:36,382 --> 00:44:37,929 I don't know. 591 00:44:39,552 --> 00:44:41,395 I want... 592 00:44:44,599 --> 00:44:46,897 Oh. Can you smell chips? 593 00:44:47,727 --> 00:44:51,106 - Yeah! Yeah. - I want chips. 594 00:44:51,355 --> 00:44:52,481 Me too! 595 00:44:52,565 --> 00:44:55,819 All right then, before you can get me in that box, chips it is and you can pay. 596 00:44:56,569 --> 00:44:59,743 - No money. - What sort of date are you? 597 00:44:59,822 --> 00:45:01,870 Come on then, tightwad. Chips are on me. 598 00:45:03,409 --> 00:45:05,832 We've only got five billion years till the shops close. 599 00:45:16,505 --> 00:45:18,803 Now, you've seen the future, so let's have a look at the past. 600 00:45:18,883 --> 00:45:21,227 1860. How does 1860 sound? 601 00:45:21,302 --> 00:45:23,725 - What happened in 1860? - I don't know! Let's find out. 602 00:45:25,514 --> 00:45:26,811 I can't believe she's gone. 603 00:45:26,891 --> 00:45:30,646 Not gone, Mr Redpath, sir. Merely sleeping. 604 00:45:31,604 --> 00:45:33,777 She's up and on her feet and out there somewhere! 605 00:45:33,856 --> 00:45:37,360 Mr Sneed, for shame, how many more times? It's ungodly! 606 00:45:38,569 --> 00:45:40,617 Excuse me, sir. Mr Dickens, this is your call. 607 00:45:41,030 --> 00:45:45,627 Use the sight. Find the old lady or you're dismissed. 608 00:45:46,160 --> 00:45:49,334 What phantasmagoria is this? 609 00:45:51,249 --> 00:45:52,592 That's more like it!