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There's a strange man
in my bedroom.
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No.
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- Mum?
- I'm in town.
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Look, just go home!
Just go home right now.
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Darling, you're breaking up.
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Mum?
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Right, then! I'll be off.
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Unless... I don't know.
You could come with me.
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- Is it always this dangerous?
- Yeah.
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How long have I been gone?
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About 12 hours.
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Oh! Right, I won't be long.
I just want to see my mum.
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- What're you gonna tell her?
- I don't know.
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I've been to the year
five billion
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and only been gone,
what, 12 hours?
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No, I'll just tell her
I spent the night at Sharine's.
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See you later.
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Oh! Don't you disappear.
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I'm back! Sharine,
she's all upset again.
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Are you in?
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So, what's been going on?
How've you been?
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What? What's that face for? It's not the first
time I stayed out all night.
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It's you.
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Course it's me.
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Oh, my God, it's you.
Oh, my God.
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It's not 12 hours,
it's 12 months.
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You've been gone a whole year.
Sorry!
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(DOCTOR WHO THEME';
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The hours I sat here,
days and weeks and months.
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All on my own!
I thought you were dead.
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And where were you?
Traveling!
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What the hell does that mean,
traveling?
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That's no sort of answer!
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You ask her,
she won't tell me.
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That's all she says,
"traveling".
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- That's what I was doing.
- Well, your passport's still in the drawer.
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It's just one lie
after another!
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I meant to phone,
I really did. I just... I forgot.
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What, for a year?
You forgot for a year?
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And I'm left sitting here?
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I just don't believe you!
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Why won't you tell me
where you've been?
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Actually, it's my fault.
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I sort of employed Rose
as my companion.
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When you say companion,
is this a sexual relationship?
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- No!
- No!
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Then what is it?
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Because you,
you waltz in here, all charm and smiles,
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and the next thing I know,
she vanishes off the face of the Earth!
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How old are you, then, 40, 45?
51
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What, did you find her
on the Internet?
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Did you go online
and pretend you're a doctor?
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- I am a doctor.
- Prove it. Stitch this, mate.
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Did you think about me at all?
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I did, all the time, but...
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One phone call.
Just to know that you were alive.
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I'm sorry, I really am.
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But do you know
what terrifies me is that you still can't say.
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What happened to you, Rose?
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What can be so bad
that you can't tell me, sweetheart?
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Where were you?
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I can't tell her.
I can't even begin.
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She's never gonna forgive me.
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And I missed a year.
Was it good?
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- Middling.
- You're so useless.
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Well, if it's this much
trouble, are you gonna stay here now?
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I don't know.
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Can't do that to her again,
though.
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Well, she's not coming
with us.
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- No chance!
- I don't do families.
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She slapped you!
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900 years of time and space, and I've never
been slapped by someones mother.
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Your face.
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- It hurt!
- You're so gay!
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When you say 900 years...
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That's my age.
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- You're 900 years old.
- Yeah.
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My mum was right.
That is one hell of an age gap.
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Ugh!
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Every conversation
with you just goes mental.
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There's no one else
I can talk to.
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I've seen all that stuff
up there,
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the size of it,
and I can't say a word.
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Aliens and spaceships
and things,
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and I'm the only person
on planet Earth who knows they exist.
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Oh, that's just not fair.
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All right, all right!
Keep your hair on! It's not my fault, is it?
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I can't move anywhere!
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Ah, just my luck.
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Stay back, please.
Back, thank you.
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It's blocked off.
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We're miles
from the center.
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The city must be gridlocked.
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The whole of London
must be closing down.
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I know, I can't believe
I'm here to see this. This is fantastic.
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- Did you know this was going to happen?
- Nope!
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- Do you recognize the ship?
- Nope!
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- Do you know why it crashed?
- Nope!
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Oh, I'm so glad I got you.
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I bet you are.
This is what I travel for, Rose,
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to see history happening
right in front of us.
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Well, let's go
and see it.
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Never mind the traffic.
We've got the Tardis.
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Hmm, better not.
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They've already got
one spaceship in the middle of London.
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And I don't wanna shove
another one on top.
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Yeah, but yours looks
like a big, blue box. No one's gonna notice.
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You'd be surprised,
an emergency like this.
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There'll be all kinds
of people watching.
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Trust me, the Tardis
stays where it is.
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So history's happening,
and we're stuck here?
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Yes, we are.
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We could do
what everybody else does.
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We could watch it on TV.
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Big Ben destroyed as a
UFO crash-lands in central London.
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Police reinforcements
are drafted in from across the country
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to control widespread panic,
looting and civil disturbance.
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A state of national emergency
has been declared.
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Tom Hitchingson
is at the scene.
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The police urge the public
not to panic.
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Here's the helpline number
on screen right now,
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if you're worried
about friends or family.
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The military
are on the lookout for more spaceships.
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Until then, all flights in North American
airspace have been grounded.
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The Army are sending
divers into the wreck of the spaceship.
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No one knows
what they're going to find.
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The President will address the nation
live from the White House,
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but the Secretary General
has asked that people watch the skies.
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- I've got no choice.
- You've broken your mother's heart.
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- Either I make him welcome...
- She's sobbing in my arms.
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- ...or I risk never seeing you again.
- I cradled her like a child!
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Oi! I'm trying to listen!
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News is just coming in.
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And we can go to Tom
at the Embankment.
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They've found a body.
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It's unconfirmed,
but I'm being told
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that a body has been found
in the wreckage,
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a body
of non-terrestrial origins.
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It's being brought ashore.
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A body of some sort has been found
inside the wreckage of a spacecraft.
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Guess who asked me out?
Billy Croot!
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Unconfirmed reports
say the body is of extra-terrestrial origin.
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An extraordinary event
unfolding here live in Central London.
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The body is being transferred
to a secure unit mortuary.
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The whereabouts
as yet unknown.
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The roads in Central...
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And when you
stuff your fins on, you can cover the whole lot
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with butter cream.
Oh, look at that!
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Then ice it
any color you want.
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And here's one I made
a little bit earlier. And look at that!
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Your very own
spaceship, ready to eat.
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And for something
a little extra special...
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Albion Hospital.
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We still don't know
if it's alive or dead.
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Whitehall is denying
everything.
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But the body has
been brought here.
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Albion Hospital. With the roads closed
off, it's the closest to the river.
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Go on.
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I'm being told that's General
Asquith now entering the hospital.
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The building's evacuated,
patients moved out onto the streets.
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The police still won't confirm
the presence of an alien body
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contained inside those walls.
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Let's have a look, then.
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Good God!
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00:11:38,115 --> 00:11:39,616
And that's real?
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00:11:39,866 --> 00:11:42,202
It's not a hoax
or a dummy, or...
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I've x-rayed the skull.
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It's wired up
inside like nothing I've ever seen before.
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No one could make this up.
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00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:53,255
We've got experts
being flown in.
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Until they arrive,
get that out of sight.
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Excuse me, sir.
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I know it's a state of emergency and
there's a lot of rumor flying around,
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but is it true
what they're saying?
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About the Prime Minister?
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00:12:32,043 --> 00:12:34,337
Mystery still surrounds
the whereabouts of the Prime Minister.
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He's not been seen since
the emergency began.
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The opposition are criticizing
his lack of leadership...
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Hold on.
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00:12:45,515 --> 00:12:49,686
Oh, that's Joseph Green,
MP for Hartley Dale.
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He's chairman of the
parliamentary commission
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on the monitoring
of sugar standards in exported confectionery.
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With respect,
hardly the most important person right now.
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Indra Ganesh, sir.
Junior secretary with the MOD.
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I'll be your liaison.
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Where the hell is he?
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00:13:05,911 --> 00:13:08,330
If we could talk in private,
sir? Follow me upstairs.
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00:13:08,413 --> 00:13:09,706
Excuse me.
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00:13:09,790 --> 00:13:12,125
Harriet Jones.
MP for Flydale North.
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00:13:12,209 --> 00:13:13,502
I'm sorry. Can it wait?
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But I did have
an appointment at 3:15.
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00:13:16,046 --> 00:13:18,924
Yes, and then
a spaceship crashed in the middle of London.
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Think the schedule
might've changed.
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You've heard
about the alien body, sir?
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Never mind that. Where is he?
196
00:13:27,182 --> 00:13:28,475
Where's the Prime Minister?
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00:13:28,558 --> 00:13:30,727
No one knows, sir.
He's disappeared.
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00:13:30,852 --> 00:13:32,270
I have to inform you that
with the city gridlocked
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00:13:32,354 --> 00:13:33,563
and the cabinet stranded
outside London,
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00:13:33,688 --> 00:13:36,775
that makes you
acting Prime Minister with immediate effect.
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00:13:36,858 --> 00:13:39,319
Oh, Lord! Oh, hold On.
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00:13:40,737 --> 00:13:43,156
Pardon me.
It's a nervous stomach.
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00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:44,449
Anyway-
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00:13:49,412 --> 00:13:51,832
Margaret Blaine,
she's with MI5.
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00:13:51,915 --> 00:13:53,416
There's no more
information, sir.
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00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:56,503
I personally escorted the Prime Minister
from the cabinet room to his car.
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00:13:56,628 --> 00:13:59,047
This is Oliver Charles,
transport liaison.
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The car's disappeared.
There's no record of it, sir.
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00:14:01,842 --> 00:14:03,426
It literally vanished.
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00:14:03,677 --> 00:14:06,096
Right. Inside.
Tell me everything.
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00:14:07,055 --> 00:14:08,265
Er, sir?
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00:14:09,724 --> 00:14:11,643
The emergency protocols,
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00:14:11,768 --> 00:14:14,062
detailing the actions
to be taken by the government of Great Britain
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00:14:14,145 --> 00:14:15,772
in the event
of an alien incursion.
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00:14:15,897 --> 00:14:17,232
Right. Good!
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00:14:17,315 --> 00:14:18,567
Blimey!
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Pardon me.
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00:14:21,486 --> 00:14:23,113
Let's work, eh?
219
00:15:09,117 --> 00:15:10,410
And where do you think
you're going?
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Nowhere.
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00:15:11,703 --> 00:15:13,872
It's just a bit human
in there for me.
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00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:16,499
History just happened,
and they're talking about where they can buy
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dodgy top-up cards
for half price.
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00:15:19,085 --> 00:15:20,170
I'm off on a wander,
that's all.
225
00:15:20,295 --> 00:15:23,006
Right. There's a spaceship
on the Thames, and you're just wandering.
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00:15:23,214 --> 00:15:25,216
Nothing to do with me.
It's not an invasion.
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That was a genuine
crash-landing.
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Angle of descent,
color of smoke, everything. It was perfect.
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- So?
- So, maybe this is it!
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First contact.
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00:15:33,558 --> 00:15:37,062
The day mankind officially
comes into contact with an alien race.
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I'm not interfering,
'cause you gotta handle this on your own.
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00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:42,317
That's when the human race
finally grows up.
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00:15:42,859 --> 00:15:45,528
Just this morning
you were tiny and small and made of clay.
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00:15:45,612 --> 00:15:47,572
Now you can expand!
236
00:15:48,531 --> 00:15:50,367
You don't need me.
Go and celebrate history.
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00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:51,993
Spend some time with your mum.
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00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:54,496
Promise you won't disappear?
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00:15:58,959 --> 00:16:00,961
Tell you what. Tardis key.
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00:16:02,087 --> 00:16:04,547
About time you had one.
See you later.
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00:16:23,191 --> 00:16:26,027
Oi, gorgeous,
come back and join the party!
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00:16:39,124 --> 00:16:40,333
Oh, my God!
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00:17:10,488 --> 00:17:11,865
Oi! Doctor!
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00:17:12,615 --> 00:17:14,200
Doctor!
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00:18:06,753 --> 00:18:09,172
I bet no one's
brought you a coffee.
246
00:18:09,255 --> 00:18:11,049
- Thank you.
- Pleasure.
247
00:18:13,009 --> 00:18:14,302
You still can't go in.
248
00:18:14,469 --> 00:18:16,763
Damn, you've seen through
my cunning plan.
249
00:18:16,846 --> 00:18:20,683
Hmm. Look, I'm sorry,
it's just impossible.
250
00:18:21,142 --> 00:18:23,144
Not even for two minutes?
251
00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:26,606
I don't get many chances
to walk these corridors,
252
00:18:26,689 --> 00:18:29,234
I'm hardly one of the Babes,
just a faithful backbencher.
253
00:18:29,359 --> 00:18:31,361
And I know we've had
a brave new world
254
00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:33,905
land right on our doorstep,
and that's wonderful.
255
00:18:34,030 --> 00:18:36,491
I think
that's probably wonderful.
256
00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:39,452
Nevertheless, ordinary life
keeps ticking away.
257
00:18:39,536 --> 00:18:43,039
I need to enter this paper.
258
00:18:43,915 --> 00:18:45,750
Oh! Mr. Green, sir.
259
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:49,462
I know you're busy, but could you put
this on the next cabinet agenda?
260
00:18:49,546 --> 00:18:51,214
- What is it?
- Cottage hospitals.
261
00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:53,091
I've worked out a system
262
00:18:53,216 --> 00:18:57,303
whereby cottage hospitals do not have to be
excluded from Centers of Excellence.
263
00:18:57,387 --> 00:18:59,722
You see, my mother's
in the Flydale Infirmary,
264
00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:02,308
that's my constituency,
tiny little place, you wouldn't know it.
265
00:19:02,392 --> 00:19:03,518
But it's given me
a chance to...
266
00:19:03,601 --> 00:19:07,021
By all the saints,
get some perspective, woman!
267
00:19:07,272 --> 00:19:08,523
I'm busy!
268
00:22:13,041 --> 00:22:15,793
Defense plan Delta!
Come on, move! Move!
269
00:22:27,555 --> 00:22:28,765
It's alive.
270
00:22:28,890 --> 00:22:31,559
Spread out,
tell the perimeter it's a lockdown.
271
00:22:31,768 --> 00:22:33,686
Oh, my God, it's still alive!
272
00:22:34,937 --> 00:22:36,105
Do it!
273
00:22:39,525 --> 00:22:41,736
Mick! Terry! Side rooms! Now!
274
00:22:42,862 --> 00:22:43,988
Clear!
275
00:22:45,615 --> 00:22:46,908
Room clear!
276
00:22:46,991 --> 00:22:48,618
- Keep it moving!
- Clear!
277
00:22:51,162 --> 00:22:53,039
I swear, it was dead.
278
00:22:53,122 --> 00:22:56,042
Coma, shock,
hibernation, anything. What does it look like?
279
00:22:58,586 --> 00:23:00,171
It's still here.
280
00:23:37,125 --> 00:23:38,209
Hello.
281
00:23:41,087 --> 00:23:42,505
Don't shoot!
282
00:23:58,604 --> 00:24:01,441
What did you do that for?
It was scared!
283
00:24:05,361 --> 00:24:06,696
It was scared!
284
00:24:15,121 --> 00:24:16,789
I've got the White House phoning me direct
285
00:24:16,873 --> 00:24:19,000
because Downing Street
won't answer their call!
286
00:24:19,208 --> 00:24:20,334
This is outrageous.
287
00:24:20,418 --> 00:24:23,129
We haven't even started
the vaccination program.
288
00:24:23,754 --> 00:24:24,964
This is appalling.
289
00:24:25,047 --> 00:24:28,092
The nations of the world
are watching the United Kingdom.
290
00:24:28,176 --> 00:24:30,553
Well, it has all been
a bit of a shock.
291
00:24:31,095 --> 00:24:34,640
This is the greatest crisis in
modern history, and you've done nothing.
292
00:24:34,724 --> 00:24:36,642
Your behavior
has been shameful, sir.
293
00:24:36,726 --> 00:24:39,562
You're supposed
to be in charge. We need positive leadership.
294
00:24:39,687 --> 00:24:41,731
The capital's
ground to a halt.
295
00:24:42,315 --> 00:24:45,151
All the more, we can only assume that
the Prime Minister's disappearance
296
00:24:45,234 --> 00:24:47,945
is the direct result
of hostile alien action.
297
00:24:48,029 --> 00:24:49,739
And what've you been doing?
Nothing!
298
00:24:49,822 --> 00:24:51,574
Sorry! Sorry.
299
00:24:52,283 --> 00:24:55,703
Uh, I thought
I was Prime Minister now.
300
00:24:55,786 --> 00:24:57,205
Only by default!
301
00:24:57,288 --> 00:24:59,665
Oh! That's not fair!
302
00:25:00,124 --> 00:25:02,001
I've been having such fun.
303
00:25:02,418 --> 00:25:03,878
You think this is fun?
304
00:25:03,961 --> 00:25:05,338
It's a hoot, this job.
305
00:25:05,463 --> 00:25:07,465
Honestly, it's super!
306
00:25:07,965 --> 00:25:10,801
Oh! Excuse me!
307
00:25:10,885 --> 00:25:14,305
om
308
00:25:15,640 --> 00:25:17,683
What's going on here?
309
00:25:17,767 --> 00:25:20,394
And where's the rest of the cabinet? Why
haven't they been airlifted in?
310
00:25:20,478 --> 00:25:23,147
I canceled it.
They'd only get in the way.
311
00:25:23,231 --> 00:25:27,109
Oops! There I go.
312
00:25:27,235 --> 00:25:30,029
Oh!
313
00:25:30,655 --> 00:25:34,534
I'm shaking my booty.
314
00:25:35,368 --> 00:25:36,452
- Ooh!
- Sir!
315
00:25:36,786 --> 00:25:38,955
Under section five
of the emergency protocols,
316
00:25:39,038 --> 00:25:42,959
it is my duty
to relieve you of command.
317
00:25:43,876 --> 00:25:46,921
And by God, I'll put
this country under martial law if I have to.
318
00:25:47,004 --> 00:25:50,633
Oh! I'm scared!
319
00:25:51,050 --> 00:25:54,637
I mean, that's hair-raising.
320
00:25:55,054 --> 00:25:57,306
I mean, literally.
321
00:25:58,432 --> 00:25:59,559
Look!
322
00:26:34,010 --> 00:26:36,804
I just assumed
that's what aliens looked like.
323
00:26:37,013 --> 00:26:39,557
But you're saying
it's an ordinary pig, from Earth.
324
00:26:39,849 --> 00:26:41,017
More like a mermaid.
325
00:26:41,809 --> 00:26:43,769
Victorian showmen
used to draw the crowds
326
00:26:43,853 --> 00:26:45,187
by taking the skull of a cat,
327
00:26:45,313 --> 00:26:48,065
gluing it to a fish
and calling it a mermaid.
328
00:26:48,399 --> 00:26:52,194
Now someone's taken a pig,
opened up its brain, stuck bits on,
329
00:26:52,945 --> 00:26:55,323
then they've
strapped it in that ship, made it dive-bomb.
330
00:26:55,406 --> 00:26:57,366
It must've been terrified.
331
00:26:58,367 --> 00:27:01,412
They've taken this animal
and turned it into a joke.
332
00:27:01,537 --> 00:27:05,541
So it's a fake, a pretend,
like the mermaid.
333
00:27:06,334 --> 00:27:08,711
But the technology
augmenting its brain,
334
00:27:08,794 --> 00:27:10,796
it's like nothing on Earth.
335
00:27:10,880 --> 00:27:12,048
It's alien.
336
00:27:12,340 --> 00:27:14,425
Aliens are faking aliens.
337
00:27:15,217 --> 00:27:17,178
Why would they do that?
338
00:27:18,095 --> 00:27:19,305
Doctor?
339
00:27:25,853 --> 00:27:27,021
Doctor?
340
00:27:35,363 --> 00:27:37,031
Here's to the Martians!
341
00:27:37,114 --> 00:27:38,866
The Martians!
342
00:27:45,456 --> 00:27:47,291
I was gonna come and see you.
343
00:27:47,416 --> 00:27:49,543
Someone owes Mickey
an apology.
344
00:27:50,252 --> 00:27:52,672
- I'm sorry.
- Not you.
345
00:27:53,547 --> 00:27:54,632
Well, it's not my fault.
346
00:27:54,757 --> 00:27:57,343
Be fair,
what was I supposed to think?
347
00:27:59,762 --> 00:28:02,181
You disappear,
who do they turn to? Your boyfriend.
348
00:28:02,264 --> 00:28:04,642
Five times I was taken in
for questioning. Five times.
349
00:28:05,226 --> 00:28:06,811
No evidence. Of course!
There couldn't be, could there?
350
00:28:06,894 --> 00:28:09,021
And then I get her,
your mother,
351
00:28:09,105 --> 00:28:10,856
whispering around the estate,
pointing her finger,
352
00:28:10,940 --> 00:28:13,067
stuff through my letter box,
and all 'cause of you!
353
00:28:13,150 --> 00:28:14,985
Didn't think
I'd be gone so long.
354
00:28:15,069 --> 00:28:16,821
And I waited for you, Rose!
355
00:28:16,946 --> 00:28:19,407
Twelve months. Waited for you
and the Doctor to come back!
356
00:28:19,573 --> 00:28:21,450
Hold on!
You knew about the Doctor?
357
00:28:21,951 --> 00:28:23,452
Why didn't you tell me?
358
00:28:24,120 --> 00:28:26,497
Yeah, yeah.
Why not, Rose? Huh?
359
00:28:26,997 --> 00:28:28,416
How could I tell her
where you went?
360
00:28:28,499 --> 00:28:31,085
- Tell me now.
- I might as well, 'cause you're stuck here.
361
00:28:31,585 --> 00:28:32,670
The Doctor's gone!
362
00:28:33,003 --> 00:28:35,798
Just now, that box thing
just faded away.
363
00:28:36,173 --> 00:28:38,092
- What do you mean?
- He's left you!
364
00:28:38,467 --> 00:28:40,094
Some boyfriend
he turned out to be.
365
00:28:48,102 --> 00:28:49,395
He wouldn't just go.
He promised me.
366
00:28:49,478 --> 00:28:52,148
Oh, he's dumped you, Rose!
Sailed off into space.
367
00:28:52,231 --> 00:28:53,607
How does it feel, huh?
368
00:28:53,691 --> 00:28:56,652
Now, you are left behind with
the rest of us Earthlings.
369
00:28:56,777 --> 00:28:58,571
- Get used to it.
- He would've said.
370
00:28:58,654 --> 00:29:00,656
What are you two chimps
going on about?
371
00:29:01,157 --> 00:29:03,492
What's going on?
What's this Doctor done now?
372
00:29:03,576 --> 00:29:05,244
He's vamoosed.
373
00:29:05,327 --> 00:29:07,288
He's not!
'Cause he gave me this.
374
00:29:07,371 --> 00:29:09,165
He's not my boyfriend, Mickey.
375
00:29:09,290 --> 00:29:11,917
He's better than that.
He's much more important.
376
00:29:12,001 --> 00:29:13,085
And he...
377
00:29:21,594 --> 00:29:22,762
What's that sound?
378
00:29:23,179 --> 00:29:24,889
Mum? Mum, go inside!
379
00:29:24,972 --> 00:29:29,477
Mum, don't stand there!
Just go inside, just... Mum! Oh, blimey.
380
00:29:36,859 --> 00:29:37,985
Huh?
381
00:29:39,278 --> 00:29:41,197
How'd you do that, then?
382
00:29:46,786 --> 00:29:48,662
All right, so I lied.
I went and had a look.
383
00:29:48,746 --> 00:29:51,373
But the whole crash landing's a fake.
I thought so. Just too perfect.
384
00:29:51,499 --> 00:29:53,292
I mean, hitting Big Ben?
Come on.
385
00:29:53,375 --> 00:29:54,460
So I thought, "Let's go
and have a look..."
386
00:29:54,543 --> 00:29:56,212
My mum's here.
387
00:29:56,712 --> 00:29:59,840
Oh, that's just what I need.
Don't you dare make this place domestic!
388
00:30:00,299 --> 00:30:03,469
You ruined my life, Doctor.
They thought she was dead.
389
00:30:03,552 --> 00:30:04,970
I was a murder suspect
because of you.
390
00:30:05,596 --> 00:30:07,056
See what I mean? Domestic!
391
00:30:07,473 --> 00:30:08,974
I bet you don't even
remember my name!
392
00:30:09,058 --> 00:30:10,309
- Ricky.
- It's Mickey.
393
00:30:10,392 --> 00:30:12,228
- No, it's Ricky.
- I think I know my own name.
394
00:30:12,311 --> 00:30:13,979
You think you know
your own name? How stupid are you?
395
00:30:14,063 --> 00:30:16,023
Mum, don't! Don't go anywhere!
396
00:30:16,106 --> 00:30:17,483
Don't start a fight.
397
00:30:18,943 --> 00:30:21,403
Mum! It's not like that,
he's not...
398
00:30:22,780 --> 00:30:25,074
I'll... I'll be up
in a minute! Hold on!
399
00:30:26,826 --> 00:30:28,160
That was a real spaceship?
400
00:30:28,244 --> 00:30:30,371
- Yep!
- So it was all a pack of lies.
401
00:30:30,454 --> 00:30:32,581
What is it, then,
that they're invading?
402
00:30:32,998 --> 00:30:35,918
Funny way to invade,
putting the world on red alert.
403
00:30:36,043 --> 00:30:37,920
Good point!
So, what're they up to?
404
00:30:42,049 --> 00:30:43,425
As the crisis continues
405
00:30:43,509 --> 00:30:46,095
and the government
shows a remarkable lack of leadership,
406
00:30:46,178 --> 00:30:48,013
paranoia sweeps the country.
407
00:30:48,097 --> 00:30:50,599
There've been at least three
reports of public assaults
408
00:30:50,891 --> 00:30:53,519
on people possibly
identified as aliens.
409
00:30:53,602 --> 00:30:55,688
Now back to Tom Hitchingson.
410
00:30:56,021 --> 00:30:58,232
Are there
more ships to come?
411
00:30:58,440 --> 00:31:00,442
And what is their intention?
412
00:31:01,318 --> 00:31:04,280
The authorities
are now asking, if anyone knows anything,
413
00:31:04,738 --> 00:31:08,617
if any previous sighting has been
made, then call this number.
414
00:31:09,118 --> 00:31:10,828
We need your help.
415
00:31:23,299 --> 00:31:26,969
Yes! I've seen one,
I really have, an alien. And she's with him.
416
00:31:27,094 --> 00:31:31,473
My daughter, she's with him, and she's not
safe. Oh, my God, she's not safe.
417
00:31:33,642 --> 00:31:37,229
I've seen an alien,
and I know his name. He's called the Doctor.
418
00:31:37,563 --> 00:31:42,693
It's a box, a blue box.
She called it a Tardis.
419
00:31:57,833 --> 00:31:59,001
So what you doing down there?
420
00:31:59,126 --> 00:32:00,544
- Ricky.
- Mickey.
421
00:32:01,545 --> 00:32:02,713
Ricky.
422
00:32:03,297 --> 00:32:05,257
If I was to tell you
what I was doing to the controls
423
00:32:05,341 --> 00:32:07,593
of my frankly magnificent
time ship,
424
00:32:07,676 --> 00:32:09,470
would you even
begin to understand?
425
00:32:10,471 --> 00:32:12,806
- I suppose not...
- Well, shut it, then.
426
00:32:19,730 --> 00:32:21,899
- Some friend you've got.
- He's winding you up.
427
00:32:25,110 --> 00:32:26,445
I am sorry.
428
00:32:26,528 --> 00:32:28,322
- Okay.
- I am, though.
429
00:32:34,286 --> 00:32:36,038
Every day, I looked.
430
00:32:37,206 --> 00:32:38,832
On every street corner,
wherever I went,
431
00:32:38,916 --> 00:32:41,377
looking for a blue box
for a whole year.
432
00:32:41,710 --> 00:32:43,837
It's only been
a few days for me.
433
00:32:43,921 --> 00:32:47,341
I don't know.
It's hard to tell inside this thing.
434
00:32:47,424 --> 00:32:50,427
But I swear,
it's just a few days since I left you.
435
00:32:53,555 --> 00:32:55,307
Not enough time
to miss me, then.
436
00:32:56,100 --> 00:32:57,601
I did miss you.
437
00:33:03,482 --> 00:33:04,900
I missed you.
438
00:33:07,069 --> 00:33:10,864
So, um, in 12 months...
439
00:33:11,949 --> 00:33:13,158
Have you been seeing
anyone else?
440
00:33:13,242 --> 00:33:14,368
Nope.
441
00:33:15,411 --> 00:33:16,495
Okay.
442
00:33:16,578 --> 00:33:18,747
Mainly 'cause everyone
thinks I murdered you.
443
00:33:19,581 --> 00:33:20,582
Right.
444
00:33:24,962 --> 00:33:27,172
So, now that you've come back,
445
00:33:29,383 --> 00:33:30,718
are you gonna stay?
446
00:33:33,303 --> 00:33:34,888
Got it! Ha-ha!
447
00:33:36,098 --> 00:33:38,475
Patched in the radar,
looped it back 12 hours,
448
00:33:38,559 --> 00:33:40,686
so it'll follow
the flight of that spaceship. Here we go.
449
00:33:40,769 --> 00:33:42,187
Hold on.
450
00:33:42,896 --> 00:33:43,939
Come on!
451
00:33:44,356 --> 00:33:46,442
That's the spaceship on its way to Earth.
452
00:33:47,151 --> 00:33:48,152
See?
453
00:33:48,277 --> 00:33:49,903
Except... Hold on.
454
00:33:51,155 --> 00:33:52,740
See? The spaceship
did a slingshot
455
00:33:52,823 --> 00:33:54,199
round the Earth
before it landed.
456
00:33:54,283 --> 00:33:56,827
- What does that mean?
- Means it came from Earth in the first place.
457
00:33:56,910 --> 00:33:58,620
It went up and came back down.
458
00:33:58,704 --> 00:34:01,707
Whoever those aliens are, they haven't just
arrived. They've been here for a while.
459
00:34:01,790 --> 00:34:04,585
Question is,
what've they been doing?
460
00:34:11,175 --> 00:34:13,469
What do you think?
How's the compression?
461
00:34:13,594 --> 00:34:16,388
I think I've got too much
ballast round the middle.
462
00:34:17,598 --> 00:34:19,266
Ooh, that's better!
463
00:34:19,349 --> 00:34:21,894
We've really got to fix
the gas exchange. It's getting ridiculous.
464
00:34:21,977 --> 00:34:24,104
I don't know. Seems
very human to me.
465
00:34:24,188 --> 00:34:26,023
Uh, better get rid
of his skin!
466
00:34:26,940 --> 00:34:30,235
Shame,
I quite enjoyed being Oliver.
467
00:34:31,028 --> 00:34:33,989
He had a wife,
a mistress and a young farmer.
468
00:34:37,659 --> 00:34:39,286
God, I was busy.
469
00:34:41,330 --> 00:34:42,664
Back to work!
470
00:34:42,748 --> 00:34:44,291
I have an army to command!
471
00:34:44,374 --> 00:34:47,294
Careful now.
We're not there yet.
472
00:34:54,384 --> 00:34:56,929
General Asquith! Sir,
we've had a priority alarm.
473
00:34:57,012 --> 00:34:58,722
It's Code Nine,
confirmed Code Nine.
474
00:35:00,015 --> 00:35:05,687
Right. Good. Code Nine, huh?
Which would mean?
475
00:35:07,189 --> 00:35:09,983
In the event
of the emergency protocols being activated,
476
00:35:10,067 --> 00:35:11,777
we've got software
which automatically searches
477
00:35:11,860 --> 00:35:13,695
all communications
for keywords.
478
00:35:13,779 --> 00:35:15,364
And one of those words
is "Doctor".
479
00:35:15,864 --> 00:35:17,324
I think we've found him, sir.
480
00:35:17,407 --> 00:35:19,743
What sort of doctor?
Who is he?
481
00:35:20,035 --> 00:35:22,412
Well, evidently, he's some sort of
expert in extraterrestrial affairs.
482
00:35:22,538 --> 00:35:25,290
The ultimate expert!
And we need him, sir.
483
00:35:25,374 --> 00:35:27,417
We need him here right now.
484
00:35:33,882 --> 00:35:36,426
- How many channels you get?
- All the basic packages.
485
00:35:36,677 --> 00:35:39,096
- You get sports channels?
- Yes, I get the football.
486
00:35:39,179 --> 00:35:40,389
Hold on. I know that lot.
487
00:35:40,472 --> 00:35:41,640
...but it's looking likely
488
00:35:41,723 --> 00:35:44,560
that the government's
bringing in alien specialists,
489
00:35:44,643 --> 00:35:48,397
those people who've
devoted their lives to studying outer space.
490
00:35:49,189 --> 00:35:52,734
UNIT! United Nations
Intelligence Taskforce. Good people.
491
00:35:53,026 --> 00:35:54,361
How do you know them?
492
00:35:54,444 --> 00:35:56,280
'Cause he's worked for them.
493
00:35:56,405 --> 00:35:58,907
Oh, yeah. Don't think
I sat on my backside for 12 months, Doctor.
494
00:35:58,991 --> 00:36:00,242
I read up on you!
495
00:36:00,367 --> 00:36:02,536
You look deep enough
on the Internet or in the history books,
496
00:36:02,619 --> 00:36:03,745
and there's his name.
497
00:36:03,829 --> 00:36:04,997
Followed by
a list of the dead.
498
00:36:05,080 --> 00:36:06,623
That's nice. Good boy, Ricky.
499
00:36:06,748 --> 00:36:08,542
If you know them,
why don't you go and help?
500
00:36:08,625 --> 00:36:11,211
They wouldn't recognize me.
I've changed a lot since the old days.
501
00:36:11,879 --> 00:36:14,173
Besides, the world's
on a knife edge.
502
00:36:14,298 --> 00:36:15,340
There's aliens out there,
503
00:36:15,424 --> 00:36:18,093
and fake aliens
wanna keep this alien out of the mix.
504
00:36:18,427 --> 00:36:20,262
I'm going undercover.
505
00:36:20,387 --> 00:36:22,681
And, uh, better keep
the Tardis out of sight. Ricky!
506
00:36:22,973 --> 00:36:24,975
You've got a car.
You can do some driving.
507
00:36:25,100 --> 00:36:26,185
Where to?
508
00:36:26,268 --> 00:36:28,437
The roads are clearing.
Let's go and have a look at that spaceship.
509
00:36:30,981 --> 00:36:33,775
Do not move!
Step away from the box!
510
00:36:33,859 --> 00:36:36,612
- Raise your hands above your head!
511
00:36:51,668 --> 00:36:52,794
Rose!
512
00:36:54,922 --> 00:36:57,007
Rose! Rose!
513
00:37:06,141 --> 00:37:07,267
Take me to your leader!
514
00:37:07,351 --> 00:37:09,061
My daughter!
515
00:37:13,941 --> 00:37:15,442
This is a bit posh.
516
00:37:15,525 --> 00:37:18,695
If I knew it was gonna be like this, being
arrested, I would've done it years ago.
517
00:37:18,779 --> 00:37:20,948
We're not being arrested,
we're being escorted.
518
00:37:21,657 --> 00:37:23,659
- Where to?
- Where do you think?
519
00:37:23,825 --> 00:37:25,744
Downing Street.
520
00:37:26,161 --> 00:37:28,664
- You're kidding!
- I'm not!
521
00:37:28,747 --> 00:37:31,208
-10 Downing Street?
- That's the one!
522
00:37:31,625 --> 00:37:34,628
Oh, my God! I'm going
to 10 Downing Street?
523
00:37:35,379 --> 00:37:37,422
- How come?
- I hate to say it, but Mickey was right.
524
00:37:37,506 --> 00:37:40,133
Over the years, I've visited
this planet a lot of times, and I've been, uh,
525
00:37:40,384 --> 00:37:41,551
noticed.
526
00:37:42,135 --> 00:37:43,220
Now they need you.
527
00:37:43,345 --> 00:37:46,139
Like it said on the news,
they're gathering experts in alien knowledge.
528
00:37:46,223 --> 00:37:48,225
And who's
the biggest expert of the lot?
529
00:37:49,351 --> 00:37:51,270
- Patrick Moore?
- Apart from him.
530
00:37:51,853 --> 00:37:53,772
Oh, don't you just love it.
531
00:37:53,855 --> 00:37:57,192
Oh, I'm telling you, Lloyd George, oh, he used
to drink me under the table.
532
00:37:57,484 --> 00:37:58,568
Who's the Prime Minister now?
533
00:37:58,694 --> 00:38:01,113
How should I know?
I missed a year.
534
00:38:24,094 --> 00:38:25,470
Oh, my God!
535
00:38:28,390 --> 00:38:31,059
So she's all right, then?
She's not in any trouble?
536
00:38:31,184 --> 00:38:33,645
All I can say
is that your daughter and her companion
537
00:38:33,729 --> 00:38:35,981
might be in a position
to help the country.
538
00:38:36,064 --> 00:38:38,400
We'll need to know
how she made contact with this man,
539
00:38:38,483 --> 00:38:40,068
if he is a man.
540
00:38:40,485 --> 00:38:42,321
Ooh!
541
00:38:43,238 --> 00:38:44,614
Right, off you go, then.
542
00:38:44,740 --> 00:38:47,409
I need to talk with Mrs. Tyler
on my own, thank you.
543
00:38:58,378 --> 00:39:00,464
Harriet Jones,
MP, Flydale North.
544
00:39:10,849 --> 00:39:13,935
Ladies and gentlemen,
can we convene? Quick as we can, please.
545
00:39:14,019 --> 00:39:15,520
It's this way on the right,
and can I remind you
546
00:39:15,604 --> 00:39:18,106
ID cards
are to be worn at all times.
547
00:39:19,232 --> 00:39:20,692
Here's your ID card.
548
00:39:20,776 --> 00:39:22,611
I'm sorry. Your companion
doesn't have clearance.
549
00:39:22,736 --> 00:39:23,820
I don't go anywhere
without her.
550
00:39:23,945 --> 00:39:27,282
You're the Code Nine, not her.
I'm sorry, Doctor.
551
00:39:28,033 --> 00:39:29,159
It's, uh, Doctor, isn't it?
552
00:39:29,785 --> 00:39:31,828
- She'll have to stay outside.
- She's staying with me.
553
00:39:31,912 --> 00:39:34,164
Look, even I don't have
clearance to go in there.
554
00:39:34,414 --> 00:39:35,957
I can't let her in
and that's a fact.
555
00:39:36,083 --> 00:39:37,125
That's all right. You go.
556
00:39:37,209 --> 00:39:38,960
Excuse me. Are you the Doctor?
557
00:39:39,086 --> 00:39:41,338
- Sure?
- Not now. We're busy. Can't you go home?
558
00:39:41,421 --> 00:39:43,173
I just need a word,
in private!
559
00:39:43,256 --> 00:39:44,966
You haven't got clearance.
Now leave it!
560
00:39:45,050 --> 00:39:47,302
I'm gonna have to
leave you with security.
561
00:39:47,427 --> 00:39:51,056
It's all right,
I'll look after her. Let me be of some use.
562
00:39:53,308 --> 00:39:55,685
Walk with me.
Just keep walking.
563
00:39:56,520 --> 00:39:58,814
That's right,
don't look round.
564
00:39:59,898 --> 00:40:02,192
Harriet Jones.
MP, Flydale North.
565
00:40:23,713 --> 00:40:28,343
This friend of yours,
he's an expert, is that right?
566
00:40:29,553 --> 00:40:31,847
He knows about aliens?
567
00:40:31,930 --> 00:40:34,433
Why do you wanna to know?
568
00:40:42,357 --> 00:40:44,609
Ladies and gentlemen,
if I could have your attention, please.
569
00:40:44,693 --> 00:40:46,778
As you can see
from the summaries in front of you,
570
00:40:46,862 --> 00:40:48,989
the ship had
one porcine pilot.
571
00:40:49,072 --> 00:40:51,908
Of course, the really interesting
bit happened three days ago, see?
572
00:40:51,992 --> 00:40:53,827
Filed away
under any other business,
573
00:40:53,910 --> 00:40:56,955
the North Sea satellite
detected a signal,
574
00:40:57,038 --> 00:40:59,749
a little blip of radiation
at 100 fathoms.
575
00:40:59,875 --> 00:41:01,543
Like there's
something down there.
576
00:41:01,626 --> 00:41:02,919
You were just about
to investigate,
577
00:41:03,003 --> 00:41:04,379
and next thing you know,
this happens.
578
00:41:04,463 --> 00:41:07,549
Spaceships. Pigs.
Massive diversion. From what?
579
00:41:08,258 --> 00:41:12,387
They turn the body
into a suit, a disguise for the thing inside!
580
00:41:12,471 --> 00:41:15,140
It's all right, I believe you.
581
00:41:15,599 --> 00:41:17,767
It's... It's alien.
582
00:41:18,560 --> 00:41:21,605
They must have some serious
technology behind this.
583
00:41:21,688 --> 00:41:23,356
If we could find it,
584
00:41:23,773 --> 00:41:25,400
we could use it.
585
00:41:25,484 --> 00:41:26,485
Ooh!
586
00:41:27,861 --> 00:41:29,196
Oh, my God. Is that...
587
00:41:29,279 --> 00:41:31,281
Harriet, for God's sake!
This has gone beyond a joke.
588
00:41:31,406 --> 00:41:32,574
You cannot just wander...
589
00:41:34,868 --> 00:41:36,077
Oh, my God.
590
00:41:37,454 --> 00:41:38,788
That's the Prime Minister.
591
00:41:39,498 --> 00:41:42,876
If aliens fake an alien crash
and an alien pilot, what do they get?
592
00:41:46,588 --> 00:41:47,756
Us.
593
00:41:48,590 --> 00:41:50,008
They get us.
594
00:41:50,759 --> 00:41:53,178
It's not a diversion,
it's a trap.
595
00:41:53,762 --> 00:41:54,930
Oh!
596
00:41:57,599 --> 00:41:59,601
Has someone been naughty?
597
00:42:06,107 --> 00:42:07,859
It was bigger on the inside.
598
00:42:07,943 --> 00:42:10,820
I don't know. What do I know
about spaceships?
599
00:42:10,946 --> 00:42:14,950
That's what worries me.
You see, this man is classified as trouble,
600
00:42:15,075 --> 00:42:18,787
which means
that anyone associated with him is trouble.
601
00:42:20,163 --> 00:42:21,831
And that's my job.
602
00:42:23,041 --> 00:42:24,793
Eliminating trouble.
603
00:42:29,881 --> 00:42:34,219
But that's not possible.
He left this afternoon.
604
00:42:35,178 --> 00:42:37,806
The Prime Minister
left Downing Street. He was driven away!
605
00:42:38,473 --> 00:42:40,684
And who told you that?
606
00:42:42,811 --> 00:42:43,853
Hmm?
607
00:42:46,356 --> 00:42:47,482
Me!
608
00:42:51,653 --> 00:42:53,947
This is all about us.
Alien experts.
609
00:42:54,030 --> 00:42:55,740
The only people
with the knowledge how to find them
610
00:42:55,824 --> 00:42:57,284
gathered together in one room.
611
00:43:00,662 --> 00:43:03,290
Excuse me. Do you mind not
farting while I'm saving the world?
612
00:43:03,623 --> 00:43:06,251
Would you rather
silent but deadly?
613
00:43:43,622 --> 00:43:46,041
Ah!
614
00:44:42,931 --> 00:44:44,808
We are the Slitheen.
615
00:45:03,201 --> 00:45:05,870
Thank you all
for wearing your ID cards.
616
00:45:07,539 --> 00:45:09,958
They'll help
to identify the bodies.
617
00:45:35,608 --> 00:45:38,820
Yesterday saw the start
of a brave new world.
618
00:45:40,071 --> 00:45:41,740
Today might see it end.
619
00:45:42,157 --> 00:45:44,743
Right! You want aliens, you've got
them. They're inside Downing Street.
620
00:45:44,826 --> 00:45:45,827
Come on!
621
00:45:52,834 --> 00:45:54,836
Planet Earth is at war.
622
00:45:59,883 --> 00:46:01,092
Everybody run!
623
00:46:03,178 --> 00:46:05,180
- Who exactly are the Slitheen?
- They're aliens.
624
00:46:07,682 --> 00:46:09,434
I could save the world
but lose you.
625
00:46:13,146 --> 00:46:14,689
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