1 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:14,600 Those aliens have been here for a while. 2 00:00:14,800 --> 00:00:17,100 Harriet Jones, MP for Flydale North. 3 00:00:17,400 --> 00:00:20,200 I thought I was prime minister now. 4 00:00:27,500 --> 00:00:29,800 Agh! 5 00:00:31,700 --> 00:00:35,600 Thank you all for wearing your ID cards. 6 00:00:35,900 --> 00:00:38,300 They'll help to identify the bodies. 7 00:00:57,100 --> 00:00:59,700 Deadly to humans, maybe. 8 00:02:17,800 --> 00:02:19,200 Jackie! 9 00:02:37,200 --> 00:02:41,200 Oi! If you want aliens, they're inside Downing Street. Come on! 10 00:02:54,400 --> 00:02:58,200 - Reinstate my disguise. - Hurry up. Hurry! 11 00:03:01,400 --> 00:03:11,000 No, wait. They're still in there - the emergency protocols. We need them. 12 00:03:11,500 --> 00:03:13,700 Agh! 13 00:03:32,600 --> 00:03:34,900 Where have you been? 14 00:03:35,200 --> 00:03:38,200 I called for help. I sounded the alarm. 15 00:03:38,600 --> 00:03:45,000 There was this lightning, this kind of electricity, and they all collapsed. 16 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:50,400 - I think they're all dead. - That's what I'm saying! 17 00:03:50,800 --> 00:03:53,600 He did it. That man there! 18 00:03:53,900 --> 00:03:57,800 I think you'll find the prime minister is an alien in disguise. 19 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:02,300 - That's never gonna work, is it? - No. 20 00:04:02,600 --> 00:04:03,900 Fair enough. 21 00:04:07,500 --> 00:04:09,000 Down there! 22 00:04:15,600 --> 00:04:21,300 Under the jurisdiction of the emergency protocols, I authorise you to execute this man! 23 00:04:21,600 --> 00:04:24,900 Well, now... You see, the thing is... 24 00:04:25,300 --> 00:04:31,000 If I was gonna execute someone by backing them against a wall, a little word of advice... 25 00:04:31,700 --> 00:04:33,900 Don't stand them against the lift! 26 00:04:45,900 --> 00:04:47,800 Hello. 27 00:04:57,200 --> 00:04:59,200 Hide! 28 00:05:09,200 --> 00:05:12,400 I repeat, the upper floors are under quarantine. 29 00:05:12,700 --> 00:05:18,000 You will stay where you are and you will take your orders directly from me. 30 00:05:20,300 --> 00:05:23,600 Mr Green, sir, sorry, but you've got to come with me. 31 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:27,400 - We should evacuate the entire building. - Sergeant... 32 00:05:27,700 --> 00:05:31,300 - Have you read the emergency protocols? - No, sir. 33 00:05:31,700 --> 00:05:33,400 Then don't question me. 34 00:05:33,700 --> 00:05:36,900 Seal off Number 10, secure the ground floor, 35 00:05:37,200 --> 00:05:40,700 and if the Doctor makes it downstairs, 36 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:43,300 shoot on sight! 37 00:05:47,100 --> 00:05:49,200 Well, you heard him. Move out! 38 00:05:54,400 --> 00:05:56,200 Let the sport begin. 39 00:05:58,100 --> 00:06:00,800 I'm getting poisoned by the gas exchange. 40 00:06:01,100 --> 00:06:05,500 - I need to be naked. - Rejoice in it. 41 00:06:05,900 --> 00:06:09,200 Your body is magnificent! 42 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:30,700 Oh, such fun! 43 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:37,800 Little human children! Where are you? 44 00:06:39,500 --> 00:06:41,100 Sweet little humeykins. 45 00:06:41,300 --> 00:06:45,300 Come to me. Let me kiss you better. 46 00:06:45,600 --> 00:06:50,300 Kiss you with my big green lips. 47 00:07:01,800 --> 00:07:04,900 It does us good to hunt. 48 00:07:05,200 --> 00:07:07,100 Purifies the blood. 49 00:07:08,200 --> 00:07:14,000 We'll keep this floor quarantined as our last hiding ground before the final phase. 50 00:07:17,600 --> 00:07:19,200 My brothers! 51 00:07:19,500 --> 00:07:22,700 - Happy hunting? - It's wonderful! 52 00:07:22,900 --> 00:07:27,700 The more you prolong it, the more they stink! 53 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:30,000 Sweat and fear. 54 00:07:31,300 --> 00:07:34,000 I can smell an old girl. 55 00:07:34,300 --> 00:07:37,600 Stale perfume and brittle bones. 56 00:07:37,800 --> 00:07:42,800 - And a ripe youngster. - All hormones and adrenalin. 57 00:07:43,300 --> 00:07:47,100 - Fresh enough to bend before she snaps! - Agh! 58 00:07:47,300 --> 00:07:50,000 No! Take me first! 59 00:07:50,400 --> 00:07:52,400 Take me! 60 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:58,000 Out! With me! 61 00:08:01,700 --> 00:08:04,800 - Who are you? - Harriet Jones, MP for Flydale North. 62 00:08:05,200 --> 00:08:07,500 - Nice to meet you. - Likewise. 63 00:08:11,800 --> 00:08:16,200 - Head for the Cabinet Rooms. - The emergency protocols are in there. 64 00:08:16,600 --> 00:08:19,000 - I like you. - I like you, too. 65 00:08:47,900 --> 00:08:53,400 Move and I will triplicate the flammability of this alcohol. We all go up, so back off. 66 00:08:56,200 --> 00:08:59,900 Right, then. Question time. Who are the Slitheen? 67 00:09:00,200 --> 00:09:02,200 - They're aliens. - I got that. 68 00:09:02,500 --> 00:09:05,100 - Who are you if not human? - Who's not human? 69 00:09:05,400 --> 00:09:07,100 - He's not. - He's not human? 70 00:09:07,300 --> 00:09:10,800 - Hush! What's the plan? - But he's got a northern accent. 71 00:09:11,100 --> 00:09:13,500 - Lots of planets have a north. - Hush! 72 00:09:13,800 --> 00:09:18,000 Come on! You have a spaceship in the North Sea transmitting a signal. 73 00:09:18,300 --> 00:09:21,400 You took over the government. What for, invasion? 74 00:09:21,700 --> 00:09:24,600 Why would we invade this godforsaken rock? 75 00:09:24,800 --> 00:09:31,000 - Something's brought the Slitheen race here. - The Slitheen race? Slitheen is not our species. 76 00:09:33,100 --> 00:09:35,000 Slitheen is our surname. 77 00:09:35,300 --> 00:09:39,200 Jocrassa Fel Fotch Pasameer-Day-Slitheen at your service. 78 00:09:39,500 --> 00:09:42,300 - So you're family? - A family business. 79 00:09:42,500 --> 00:09:47,400 Then you're out to make a profit. How can you do that on a godforsaken rock? 80 00:09:49,300 --> 00:09:54,300 Er, excuse me. Your device will do what? Triplicate the flammability? 81 00:09:54,600 --> 00:09:56,300 - Yes. - You're making it up! 82 00:09:56,600 --> 00:10:00,700 Oh, well, nice try. Harriet, have a drink. You're gonna need it. 83 00:10:01,100 --> 00:10:03,900 - You pass it to the left first. - Sorry. 84 00:10:04,200 --> 00:10:06,400 - Thanks. - Now we can end this hunt. 85 00:10:06,600 --> 00:10:08,500 With a slaughter. 86 00:10:08,800 --> 00:10:11,500 Don't you think we should run? 87 00:10:11,800 --> 00:10:16,700 Fascinating history, Downing Street. 2,000 years ago, this was marshland. 88 00:10:17,100 --> 00:10:22,800 1730, it was occupied by a Mr Chicken. He was a nice man. 1796, this was the Cabinet Room. 89 00:10:23,200 --> 00:10:28,500 If the Cabinet's in session and in danger, these are the four safest walls in Britain. 90 00:10:28,900 --> 00:10:30,500 End of lesson. 91 00:10:35,200 --> 00:10:39,000 Installed in 1991. Three inches of steel lining every wall. 92 00:10:39,300 --> 00:10:42,000 - They'll never get in. - And how do we get out? 93 00:10:45,100 --> 00:10:46,400 Ah. 94 00:10:46,600 --> 00:10:52,000 He's safely contained. Cut off communications inside that room, then summon the family. 95 00:10:52,500 --> 00:10:56,800 It's time we finished with this insane planet for good. 96 00:11:19,200 --> 00:11:22,300 There's still no word from inside Downing Street, 97 00:11:22,600 --> 00:11:26,100 though we are getting even more new arrivals. 98 00:11:28,200 --> 00:11:30,700 Group Captain Tennant James of the RAF, 99 00:11:31,100 --> 00:11:34,500 though why he's been summoned we've no idea. 100 00:11:36,300 --> 00:11:40,700 Ewan McAllister, Deputy Secretary for the Scottish Parliament. 101 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:43,600 And this is most unusual. 102 00:11:43,900 --> 00:11:50,500 I'm told that is Sylvia Dillane, chairman of the North Sea Boating Club. 103 00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:54,500 Quite what connects all these people, we have no idea. 104 00:11:56,900 --> 00:12:01,200 Group Captain. Delighted you could make it. We're meeting upstairs. 105 00:12:01,500 --> 00:12:04,100 That's the spirit! Off you go. 106 00:12:04,300 --> 00:12:06,300 Good to see you. 107 00:12:06,500 --> 00:12:08,800 Come on through. 108 00:12:10,700 --> 00:12:14,300 Ah, Sergeant, now that the Doctor's been neutralised, 109 00:12:14,500 --> 00:12:17,500 the upper levels are out of bounds to everyone. 110 00:12:18,200 --> 00:12:20,900 - Then who are they? - Need to know, Sergeant. 111 00:12:21,100 --> 00:12:23,800 I want you to liaise with Communications. 112 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:29,200 The acting prime minister will make a public address to the nations of the world. 113 00:12:33,800 --> 00:12:37,600 There you are. If you'd just like to go through and get changed. 114 00:12:40,700 --> 00:12:45,300 If you'd like to head down to the end of the corridor, it's first on the left. 115 00:12:45,600 --> 00:12:47,600 Thank you. 116 00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:57,000 - Got anything stronger? - No chance. This ain't the time for a conga. 117 00:12:57,300 --> 00:13:00,200 - We've got to tell someone. - Who do we trust? 118 00:13:00,400 --> 00:13:04,400 For all we know, they've all got big bog monsters inside of 'em. 119 00:13:04,800 --> 00:13:09,600 This is what he does, that Doctor - everywhere he goes, death and destruction. 120 00:13:09,900 --> 00:13:14,700 - And Rose is in the middle of it. - Has he got a green thing inside him, then? 121 00:13:15,100 --> 00:13:20,400 I wouldn't put it past him, but he's the only person who knows how to fight these things. 122 00:13:20,700 --> 00:13:22,900 I thought I was gonna die. 123 00:13:30,800 --> 00:13:35,100 Come on. If anyone's gonna cry, it's gonna be me. You're safe in my flat. 124 00:13:35,400 --> 00:13:38,700 No one will look for you here since you hate me so much. 125 00:13:39,100 --> 00:13:41,100 You saved my life. 126 00:13:41,300 --> 00:13:43,000 God, that's embarrassing! 127 00:13:44,400 --> 00:13:46,000 You're telling me! 128 00:13:48,100 --> 00:13:50,000 He wanted me dead. 129 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:53,600 And he's still out there, Mickey. 130 00:13:53,900 --> 00:13:56,400 That policeman. 131 00:13:56,700 --> 00:13:58,300 That thing. 132 00:14:03,200 --> 00:14:08,200 Right, you head off. Inform Control I have one or two things that still need doing. 133 00:14:09,900 --> 00:14:12,700 I haven't quite finished with Mrs Tyler yet. 134 00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:23,000 - Is that all of us? - All the family except Sip Fel Fotch. 135 00:14:23,300 --> 00:14:26,800 - He's found a hunt of his own. - Ah! 136 00:14:30,900 --> 00:14:33,000 - What was his name? - Who? 137 00:14:33,300 --> 00:14:37,700 This one. The secretary or whatever he was called. 138 00:14:38,100 --> 00:14:44,800 I don't know. I talked to him. I brought him a cup of coffee. I never asked his name. 139 00:14:48,400 --> 00:14:49,700 Sorry. 140 00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:57,300 - Right. What have we got? Any terminals? - No. This place is antique! 141 00:14:57,700 --> 00:15:01,000 Why didn't they use the prime minister as a disguise? 142 00:15:01,300 --> 00:15:05,100 He's too slim. They're big. They need to fit inside big humans. 143 00:15:05,400 --> 00:15:08,700 They're about eight feet. How do they squeeze inside? 144 00:15:08,900 --> 00:15:14,300 The compression field around their necks shrinks them. That's why there's all that gas. 145 00:15:14,700 --> 00:15:16,100 It's a big exchange. 146 00:15:16,200 --> 00:15:19,200 Wish I had a compression field to make me smaller! 147 00:15:19,600 --> 00:15:22,700 - This is not the time for making jokes. - Sorry. 148 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:25,800 You get used to this if you're friends with him. 149 00:15:26,100 --> 00:15:31,000 - That's a strange friendship. - Harriet Jones. I've heard that name before. 150 00:15:31,500 --> 00:15:34,400 - You're not famous, are you? - Hardly! 151 00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:39,100 - It rings a bell. Harriet Jones. - Lifelong backbencher, I'm afraid. 152 00:15:39,500 --> 00:15:44,100 The protocols are redundant. The people they list are all dead downstairs. 153 00:15:44,500 --> 00:15:49,100 Hasn't it got defence codes? Couldn't we launch a nuclear bomb at them? 154 00:15:49,500 --> 00:15:52,400 - You're very violent. - I'm serious. We could. 155 00:15:52,700 --> 00:15:59,100 There's nothing like that in here. Nuclear strikes do need a release code, but it's kept by the UN. 156 00:15:59,600 --> 00:16:00,900 Say that again. 157 00:16:01,200 --> 00:16:03,100 - What? - Anything. All. 158 00:16:03,400 --> 00:16:08,000 Well, the British Isles can't gain access to atomic weapons 159 00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:10,300 without a special UN resolution. 160 00:16:10,600 --> 00:16:16,400 - Like that's ever stopped them! - Exactly. I voted against that, thank you. 161 00:16:16,800 --> 00:16:20,700 The codes have been given to the UN. Is it important? 162 00:16:21,100 --> 00:16:24,600 - Everything is. - If we only knew what the Slitheen wanted. 163 00:16:24,900 --> 00:16:28,600 - I'm saying Slitheen as if it's normal! - What DO they want? 164 00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:32,100 They're just one family, so it's not an invasion. 165 00:16:32,400 --> 00:16:36,000 They're out to make money, so they want to use something. 166 00:16:36,300 --> 00:16:42,300 - Something here on Earth. A kind of asset. - What? Gold? Oil? Water? 167 00:16:42,700 --> 00:16:45,100 You're very good at this. 168 00:16:45,300 --> 00:16:48,600 - Thank you. - Harriet Jones. Why do I know that name? 169 00:16:48,900 --> 00:16:52,100 How did you get a signal? 170 00:16:52,500 --> 00:16:56,800 - He zapped it. Superphone. - Phone for help. You must have contacts. 171 00:16:57,200 --> 00:16:58,700 Dead downstairs, yeah. 172 00:16:58,900 --> 00:17:03,000 - It's Mickey. - Tell your stupid boyfriend we're busy. 173 00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:05,800 He's not so stupid after all. 174 00:17:12,200 --> 00:17:17,500 Not just alien, but, like, proper alien. All stinking and wet and disgusting. 175 00:17:17,800 --> 00:17:21,100 - And it wanted to kill us. - I could have died! 176 00:17:21,400 --> 00:17:23,900 Is she all right, though? Just tell me. 177 00:17:24,200 --> 00:17:28,800 - Ricky, shut up and go to your computer. - It's Mickey, and why should I? 178 00:17:29,200 --> 00:17:34,600 Mickey the idiot, I might just choke before I finish this sentence, but I need you. 179 00:17:36,800 --> 00:17:38,900 It says password. 180 00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:42,000 - Say it again. - It's asking for the password. 181 00:17:42,300 --> 00:17:44,500 Buffalo. Two Fs, one L. 182 00:17:44,700 --> 00:17:46,100 What's that website? 183 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:52,500 All the secret information known to mankind. They've known about aliens for years. 184 00:17:52,900 --> 00:17:56,400 - They've kept us in the dark. - You were born in the dark! 185 00:17:56,800 --> 00:17:59,700 - Leave him alone. - Thank you. Password. 186 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:02,400 Just repeat it every time. 187 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:10,200 - Why did the Slitheen hit Big Ben? - You said to gather the experts, to kill them. 188 00:18:10,600 --> 00:18:13,900 That lot would have gathered for a weather balloon. 189 00:18:14,200 --> 00:18:18,900 The Slitheen are hiding, but then they put the planet on red alert. Why? 190 00:18:19,300 --> 00:18:22,000 - Oh, listen to her! - At least I'm trying. 191 00:18:22,300 --> 00:18:28,400 Well, I've got a question. Since that man walked into our lives, I've been attacked in the streets, 192 00:18:28,900 --> 00:18:34,600 had creatures from the pits of hell in my living room, and had my daughter disappear. 193 00:18:35,100 --> 00:18:38,000 - I told you what happened. - I'm talking to him! 194 00:18:38,300 --> 00:18:44,300 I've seen this life of yours, Doctor. Maybe you get off on it and think it's clever and smart, 195 00:18:44,700 --> 00:18:47,200 but just answer me this. 196 00:18:47,600 --> 00:18:49,900 Is my daughter safe? 197 00:18:50,200 --> 00:18:51,800 I'm fine. 198 00:18:51,900 --> 00:18:54,300 Is she safe? 199 00:18:54,700 --> 00:18:56,800 Will she always be safe? 200 00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:58,800 Can you promise me that? 201 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:05,600 Well, what's the answer? 202 00:19:10,600 --> 00:19:12,100 We're in. 203 00:19:12,400 --> 00:19:17,500 On the left at the top, there's an icon - little concentric circles. Click on that. 204 00:19:21,500 --> 00:19:24,600 - What is it? - A signal from a Slitheen spaceship. 205 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:28,700 - Let me work out what it says. - He'll have to answer me one day. 206 00:19:28,900 --> 00:19:30,800 - It's a message. - Saying what? 207 00:19:31,100 --> 00:19:34,000 I don't know. 208 00:19:34,400 --> 00:19:37,200 That's not me. Go and see who that is. 209 00:19:37,400 --> 00:19:41,700 - It's three o'clock in the morning. - Well, go and tell them that. 210 00:19:42,700 --> 00:19:45,400 It's beaming out into space. Who's it for? 211 00:19:47,700 --> 00:19:50,600 All right! 212 00:19:52,200 --> 00:19:53,600 Mrs Tyler! 213 00:19:56,000 --> 00:20:00,900 - It's the thing! It's the Slipeen! - They've found us. 214 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:05,900 - Mickey, I need that signal. - Mum, just get out! Get out! 215 00:20:06,200 --> 00:20:08,600 We can't. It's by the front door. 216 00:20:20,200 --> 00:20:23,900 - Oh, my God. It's unmasking. - It's gonna kill us. 217 00:20:24,300 --> 00:20:26,200 There must be a way to stop them! 218 00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:30,400 - You're the expert. Think of something! - I'm trying! 219 00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:34,700 I'll take it on, Jackie. You just run. 220 00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:37,700 Don't look back. Just run. 221 00:20:39,600 --> 00:20:41,000 That's my mother. 222 00:20:42,800 --> 00:20:46,400 We'll find their weakness once we know where they're from. 223 00:20:46,700 --> 00:20:52,000 Their basic shape narrows it down to 5,000 planets. What else do we know about them? 224 00:20:52,500 --> 00:20:55,500 - Green. Good sense of smell. - Narrows it down. 225 00:20:55,800 --> 00:20:59,100 - They can smell adrenalin. - The pig technology. 226 00:20:59,300 --> 00:21:02,300 - They use a slipstream engine. - Narrows it down. 227 00:21:02,700 --> 00:21:05,000 It's getting in! 228 00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:10,300 - They hunt like it's a ritual. - Narrows it down. 229 00:21:10,500 --> 00:21:13,100 When they fart, if you'll pardon the word, 230 00:21:13,400 --> 00:21:18,100 it doesn't just smell like a fart, if you'll pardon the word, it's more like... 231 00:21:18,500 --> 00:21:20,600 - Bad breath. - That's it! 232 00:21:20,900 --> 00:21:23,300 Calcium decay! Now, that narrows it down. 233 00:21:23,600 --> 00:21:26,600 - We're getting there, Mum! - Too late! 234 00:21:28,200 --> 00:21:33,000 Calcium phosphate. Organic calcium. Creatures made out of living calcium. 235 00:21:33,400 --> 00:21:36,800 Hyphenated surname. That narrows it down to one planet. 236 00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:41,400 - Raxacoricofallapatorius! - Great. We can write 'em a letter (!) 237 00:21:43,900 --> 00:21:45,800 Get into the kitchen. 238 00:21:51,900 --> 00:21:56,600 - It's gonna rip us apart! - Calcium, weakened by the compression field. 239 00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:58,400 Acetic acid. Vinegar! 240 00:21:58,600 --> 00:22:01,100 - Just like Hannibal! - Got any vinegar? 241 00:22:01,300 --> 00:22:04,200 - How should I know? - Cupboard by the sink. 242 00:22:04,500 --> 00:22:07,600 - What do you need? - Anything with vinegar. 243 00:22:09,500 --> 00:22:10,800 Gherkins! 244 00:22:13,100 --> 00:22:15,700 Yeah! Pickled onions! 245 00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:17,400 Pickled eggs! 246 00:22:17,600 --> 00:22:19,500 And you kiss this man? 247 00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:47,700 Hannibal? 248 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:52,900 Hannibal crossed the Alps by dissolving boulders with vinegar. 249 00:22:54,200 --> 00:22:56,300 Oh... Well, there you go, then. 250 00:23:06,400 --> 00:23:10,100 He's dead. Sip Fel Fotch Pasameer-Day-Slitheen is dead. 251 00:23:10,500 --> 00:23:13,500 I felt it. How could that happen? 252 00:23:13,800 --> 00:23:15,800 Somebody must have got lucky. 253 00:23:16,100 --> 00:23:21,600 That's the last piece of luck anyone on this rock will ever have. 254 00:23:30,900 --> 00:23:32,700 Ladies and gentlemen... 255 00:23:33,600 --> 00:23:35,500 Nations of the world... 256 00:23:35,800 --> 00:23:37,600 Humankind... 257 00:23:38,600 --> 00:23:43,000 The greatest experts in extraterrestrial events came here tonight. 258 00:23:43,400 --> 00:23:47,100 They gathered in the common cause, 259 00:23:47,400 --> 00:23:51,900 but the news I bring you now is grave indeed. 260 00:23:53,300 --> 00:23:55,500 The experts are dead, 261 00:23:55,800 --> 00:24:00,500 murdered right in front of me by alien hands. 262 00:24:00,900 --> 00:24:03,200 Peoples of the Earth, heed my words. 263 00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:07,500 These visitors do not come in peace. 264 00:24:07,800 --> 00:24:09,200 Listen to this. 265 00:24:09,500 --> 00:24:14,600 Our inspectors have searched the sky above our heads, 266 00:24:14,900 --> 00:24:19,600 and they have found massive weapons of destruction 267 00:24:19,900 --> 00:24:24,600 - capable of being deployed within 45 seconds. - What? 268 00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:31,100 Our technicians can baffle the alien probes, 269 00:24:31,500 --> 00:24:33,300 but not for long. 270 00:24:33,500 --> 00:24:36,600 We are facing extinction 271 00:24:36,800 --> 00:24:40,300 unless we strike first. 272 00:24:41,500 --> 00:24:46,900 The United Kingdom stands directly beneath the belly of the mother ship. 273 00:24:47,300 --> 00:24:50,600 I beg of the United Nations, 274 00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:53,800 pass an emergency resolution. 275 00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:56,000 Give us the access codes. 276 00:24:56,300 --> 00:25:00,900 A nuclear strike at the heart of the beast is our only chance of survival 277 00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:03,100 because... 278 00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:06,000 from this moment on... 279 00:25:06,300 --> 00:25:10,600 it is my solemn duty to inform you... 280 00:25:12,200 --> 00:25:14,800 Planet Earth is at war. 281 00:25:15,100 --> 00:25:20,000 - There's no weapons. He's invented it. - Do you think they'll believe him? 282 00:25:20,400 --> 00:25:24,500 - They did last time. - The Slitheen want the whole world panicking. 283 00:25:24,900 --> 00:25:27,900 - They want you to lash out. - Release the codes... 284 00:25:28,200 --> 00:25:31,000 - And the Slitheen go nuclear. - But why? 285 00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:38,000 You get the codes, release the missiles - but not into space 'cause there's nothing there. 286 00:25:38,400 --> 00:25:43,400 You attack every other country on Earth. World War Three. Whole planet gets nuked. 287 00:25:43,800 --> 00:25:48,700 And we'll sit through it in our spaceship in the Thames. Not crashed, just parked. 288 00:25:49,200 --> 00:25:51,300 Only two minutes away! 289 00:25:51,500 --> 00:25:54,700 But you'll destroy this beautiful place. What for? 290 00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:58,300 Profit. The signal beaming into space is an advert. 291 00:25:58,600 --> 00:26:02,600 The sale of the century. We reduce the Earth to molten slag, 292 00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:06,900 then sell it piece by piece. 293 00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:12,900 Radioactive chunks, capable of powering every cut-price starliner and budget cargo ship. 294 00:26:13,300 --> 00:26:17,000 There's a recession up there. People are buying cheap. 295 00:26:17,400 --> 00:26:21,600 - This rock becomes raw fuel. - At the cost of five billion lives. 296 00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:23,600 Bargain (!) 297 00:26:23,900 --> 00:26:27,200 I give you a choice - leave this planet or I'll stop you. 298 00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:32,400 What? 299 00:26:32,600 --> 00:26:34,000 You? 300 00:26:34,300 --> 00:26:36,000 Trapped in your box? 301 00:26:37,600 --> 00:26:40,500 Yes. Me. 302 00:27:02,600 --> 00:27:06,700 Yesterday saw the start of a brave new world. 303 00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:09,800 Today might see it end. 304 00:27:10,200 --> 00:27:12,200 The streets are deserted. 305 00:27:12,400 --> 00:27:15,800 Everyone's home, just waiting 306 00:27:16,100 --> 00:27:19,200 as the future is decided in New York. 307 00:27:23,700 --> 00:27:27,900 - It's midnight in New York. - The United Nations has gathered. 308 00:27:28,200 --> 00:27:34,000 England has provided them with proof that the massive weapons of destruction do exist. 309 00:27:34,500 --> 00:27:39,100 The Security Council will be making a resolution in a matter of minutes, 310 00:27:39,500 --> 00:27:41,500 and once the codes are released, 311 00:27:41,800 --> 00:27:45,400 humanity's first interplanetary war begins. 312 00:27:56,300 --> 00:27:57,700 Sergeant... 313 00:27:58,400 --> 00:28:02,000 We'll take the call in the prime minister's office. 314 00:28:02,300 --> 00:28:04,600 Maintain your positions. 315 00:28:04,800 --> 00:28:07,300 Good luck. 316 00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:19,700 Look at that! The telephone is actually red! 317 00:28:19,900 --> 00:28:22,700 Oh! 318 00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:27,600 - How long till they phone? - Counting down... 319 00:28:29,900 --> 00:28:33,900 I'm not saying I trust you, but there must be something you can do. 320 00:28:34,300 --> 00:28:37,200 If we fermented the port, we'd make acetic acid. 321 00:28:37,500 --> 00:28:38,800 Mickey, any luck? 322 00:28:39,100 --> 00:28:43,300 - Everyone's on voicemail. - Voicemail dooms us all. 323 00:28:43,700 --> 00:28:46,300 - We have to get out of here. - There is a way. 324 00:28:46,600 --> 00:28:49,700 - What? - There's always been a way out. 325 00:28:49,900 --> 00:28:55,200 - Then why don't we use it? - Because I can't guarantee Rose's safety. 326 00:28:55,700 --> 00:28:58,600 Don't you dare! Whatever it is, don't you dare! 327 00:28:58,900 --> 00:29:01,200 If I don't dare, everyone dies. 328 00:29:01,400 --> 00:29:03,500 Do it. 329 00:29:05,400 --> 00:29:08,500 You don't even know what it is. You'd just let me? 330 00:29:08,700 --> 00:29:10,100 Yeah. 331 00:29:13,300 --> 00:29:16,400 Please. She's my daughter. She's just a kid. 332 00:29:16,700 --> 00:29:20,700 Do you think I don't know that? This is my life. It's not fun or smart. 333 00:29:21,100 --> 00:29:25,300 It's standing up and making a decision because nobody else will. 334 00:29:25,700 --> 00:29:28,500 Then what are you waiting for? 335 00:29:28,700 --> 00:29:31,600 I could save the world but lose you. 336 00:29:40,300 --> 00:29:43,100 Except it's not your decision, Doctor. 337 00:29:44,100 --> 00:29:46,700 - It's mine. - And who the hell are you? 338 00:29:47,100 --> 00:29:49,500 Harriet Jones, MP for Flydale North. 339 00:29:49,700 --> 00:29:55,300 The only elected representative in this room, chosen by the people for the people. 340 00:29:55,600 --> 00:29:58,800 On behalf of the people, I command you... do it. 341 00:30:02,100 --> 00:30:07,000 Victory... should be naked! 342 00:30:16,700 --> 00:30:20,300 - How do we get out? - We don't. We stay here. 343 00:30:24,200 --> 00:30:28,300 The Council is voting. The results should be known any second now. 344 00:30:36,600 --> 00:30:40,200 Use the "Buffalo" password. It overrides everything. 345 00:30:40,500 --> 00:30:42,000 What are you doing? 346 00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:48,700 Hacking into the Royal Navy. We're in. Here it is - HMS Taurean, Trafalgar Class submarine, 347 00:30:49,200 --> 00:30:51,400 ten miles off the coast of Plymouth. 348 00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:56,200 - Select a missile. - We can't go nuclear. We don't have the codes. 349 00:30:56,600 --> 00:31:00,500 All we need is an ordinary missile. What's the first category? 350 00:31:00,800 --> 00:31:04,700 - Sub Harpoon, UGM-84A. - That's the one. Select. 351 00:31:06,100 --> 00:31:07,900 I could stop you. 352 00:31:10,900 --> 00:31:13,800 - Do it, then. - Are you ready for this? 353 00:31:16,600 --> 00:31:18,600 Yeah. 354 00:31:22,400 --> 00:31:25,600 Mickey the idiot, the world is in your hands. 355 00:31:26,600 --> 00:31:28,000 Fire. 356 00:31:37,300 --> 00:31:39,800 Oh, my God! 357 00:31:50,900 --> 00:31:52,700 How solid are these? 358 00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:57,200 Not solid enough. Built for short-range attack. Nothing this big. 359 00:31:57,500 --> 00:32:00,500 Now I'M making the decision. I'm not gonna die. 360 00:32:00,700 --> 00:32:06,400 We're gonna ride this one out. You can survive earthquakes by standing under a door frame. 361 00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:10,800 This cupboard's small, so it's strong. Come and help me. 362 00:32:16,900 --> 00:32:18,900 The vote is in. 363 00:32:19,100 --> 00:32:21,100 The Council says... 364 00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:26,600 Yes. They are releasing the codes. 365 00:32:27,900 --> 00:32:29,800 Ring, damn you! 366 00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:33,900 It's on radar. Counter the defence 556. 367 00:32:34,300 --> 00:32:37,300 - Stop them intercepting it. - I'm doing it now. 368 00:32:40,600 --> 00:32:43,400 556 neutralised. 369 00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:51,300 What do you mean, incoming? 370 00:33:01,700 --> 00:33:04,900 Everybody out! Now! 371 00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:09,700 What the hell is that for? 372 00:33:10,600 --> 00:33:13,000 Sir, there's a missile... 373 00:33:14,100 --> 00:33:15,900 Sorry. 374 00:33:30,900 --> 00:33:34,500 - That's mine! You've got mine! - Disguise me! 375 00:33:34,900 --> 00:33:37,900 You're the blonde. I want the other one. 376 00:33:38,100 --> 00:33:39,600 Take it off! 377 00:33:42,900 --> 00:33:44,500 Everybody run! 378 00:33:54,100 --> 00:33:55,600 Here we go. 379 00:33:55,900 --> 00:33:59,100 Nice knowing you both. 380 00:33:59,500 --> 00:34:00,800 Hannibal! 381 00:34:02,300 --> 00:34:04,800 Oh, boll... 382 00:34:38,800 --> 00:34:40,600 Made in Britain! 383 00:34:42,500 --> 00:34:45,800 - Are you all right? - Harriet Jones. MP Flydale North. 384 00:34:46,200 --> 00:34:51,100 Contact the UN. Tell the ambassadors the crisis is over. They can step down. 385 00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:56,800 Go on. Tell the news. Someone's got a hell of a job sorting this lot out! 386 00:34:57,100 --> 00:35:01,200 - We haven't even got a prime minister! - Maybe you should have a go. 387 00:35:01,500 --> 00:35:03,700 Me? I'm only a backbencher. 388 00:35:03,900 --> 00:35:06,800 - I'd vote for you. - Now, don't be silly. 389 00:35:08,500 --> 00:35:12,000 I'd better go and see if I can help. Hang on! 390 00:35:15,300 --> 00:35:17,100 We're safe! 391 00:35:17,200 --> 00:35:20,200 The Earth is safe! 392 00:35:20,600 --> 00:35:22,800 Sergeant! 393 00:35:23,100 --> 00:35:25,200 I thought I knew the name. 394 00:35:26,200 --> 00:35:27,600 Harriet Jones. 395 00:35:27,900 --> 00:35:31,800 Future prime minister. Elected for three successive terms. 396 00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:37,600 - The architect of Britain's Golden Age. - The crisis has passed! 397 00:35:38,100 --> 00:35:43,700 Ladies and gentlemen, I have something to say to you all here today. 398 00:35:46,600 --> 00:35:52,900 Mankind stands tall, proud and undefeated. 399 00:35:53,300 --> 00:35:56,400 God bless the human race! 400 00:36:25,100 --> 00:36:28,800 Mankind stands tall... 401 00:36:29,200 --> 00:36:32,400 - Harriet Jones! - Who does she think she is? 402 00:36:32,700 --> 00:36:38,400 Look at her taking all the credit. It should be you on there. My daughter saved the world! 403 00:36:38,800 --> 00:36:40,800 I think the Doctor helped a bit. 404 00:36:41,100 --> 00:36:43,800 All right, then. Him too. 405 00:36:44,100 --> 00:36:48,400 - You should be given knighthoods. - It's not the way he does things. 406 00:36:48,800 --> 00:36:53,000 No fuss. He just moves on. He's not that bad if you gave him a chance. 407 00:36:53,400 --> 00:36:55,900 He's good in a crisis, I'll give him that. 408 00:36:56,200 --> 00:36:59,900 Oh, now the world HAS changed - you're being nice about him! 409 00:37:00,100 --> 00:37:03,900 I've got no choice. I can't get rid of him. You're infatuated. 410 00:37:04,300 --> 00:37:05,900 I'm not infatuated. 411 00:37:06,200 --> 00:37:08,800 - What does he eat? - How do you mean? 412 00:37:09,100 --> 00:37:14,300 I was going to do shepherd's pie. All of us. A proper sit-down... 413 00:37:14,600 --> 00:37:17,200 'cause... I'm ready to listen. 414 00:37:17,500 --> 00:37:21,100 I want to learn about you and him and that life you lead. 415 00:37:21,500 --> 00:37:27,000 He's an alien. For all I know, he eats grass and safety pins and things. 416 00:37:27,400 --> 00:37:30,900 He'll have shepherd's pie. You're gonna cook for him? 417 00:37:31,200 --> 00:37:35,100 - What's wrong with that? - He's finally met his match. 418 00:37:35,400 --> 00:37:38,600 You're not too old for a slap, you know! 419 00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:43,200 You can visit your gran tomorrow. 420 00:37:43,500 --> 00:37:46,700 I told her you were in France. Said you were au-pairing. 421 00:37:49,700 --> 00:37:51,000 Hello? 422 00:37:51,200 --> 00:37:54,400 - Right. Two hours, then we can go. - You've got a phone? 423 00:37:54,800 --> 00:37:59,000 You think I can travel through time and I haven't got a phone? Huh! 424 00:37:59,200 --> 00:38:03,700 I've just got to send out this dispersal. There you go. 425 00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:08,500 That cancels out the Slitheen advert in case any bargain hunters turn up. 426 00:38:08,900 --> 00:38:10,700 My mother's cooking. 427 00:38:10,900 --> 00:38:14,700 - Put her on a slow heat and let her simmer. - She's cooking tea. 428 00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:17,800 - I don't do that. - She wants to get to know you. 429 00:38:18,100 --> 00:38:20,400 - I'm busy. - It's just tea. 430 00:38:20,700 --> 00:38:22,100 Not to me, it isn't. 431 00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:24,600 - She's my mother. - She's not mine. 432 00:38:24,900 --> 00:38:28,000 - That's not fair. - You can stay there if you want. 433 00:38:29,600 --> 00:38:32,800 A plasma storm's brewing in the Horsehead Nebula. 434 00:38:33,100 --> 00:38:35,800 Fires are burning ten million miles wide. 435 00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:40,700 I could fly the Tardis right into it and ride the shock wave all the way out. 436 00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:45,100 Hurtle right across the sky and end up anywhere. 437 00:38:47,100 --> 00:38:49,100 Your choice. 438 00:39:01,500 --> 00:39:04,700 Rose, I was thinking... 439 00:39:05,500 --> 00:39:09,500 I've got that bottle of Amaretto from New Year's Eve. Does he drink? 440 00:39:14,400 --> 00:39:18,100 - I was wondering whether he drinks or not. - Yeah, he does. 441 00:39:23,800 --> 00:39:25,600 Don't go, sweetheart. 442 00:39:27,100 --> 00:39:29,500 Please don't go. 443 00:39:45,600 --> 00:39:49,300 Good lad. Graffiti that again and I'll have you. Now, beat it! 444 00:39:55,900 --> 00:40:01,900 I just went down the shop and I was thinking, "The whole world's changed." 445 00:40:02,300 --> 00:40:05,000 Aliens and spaceships, all in public. 446 00:40:06,300 --> 00:40:07,600 And here it is. 447 00:40:08,700 --> 00:40:11,200 How could they do that? They saw it. 448 00:40:11,400 --> 00:40:14,400 You're happy to believe in something invisible, 449 00:40:14,800 --> 00:40:17,900 but if it's staring you in the face, you can't see it. 450 00:40:18,200 --> 00:40:21,800 There's a scientific explanation for that - you're thick. 451 00:40:22,200 --> 00:40:23,500 We're just idiots. 452 00:40:23,700 --> 00:40:26,500 - Well, not all of you. - Yeah? 453 00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:32,000 That's a virus. Put it online. It'll destroy every mention of me. 454 00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:35,600 - I'll cease to exist. - What do you want to do that for? 455 00:40:35,900 --> 00:40:40,000 You're right, I am dangerous. I don't want anybody following me. 456 00:40:40,400 --> 00:40:46,700 - How can you say that, then take her with you? - You could look after her. Come with us. 457 00:40:47,200 --> 00:40:49,200 I can't. 458 00:40:49,500 --> 00:40:54,200 This life of yours, it's just too much. I couldn't do it. 459 00:40:56,300 --> 00:40:57,900 Don't tell her I said that. 460 00:40:58,100 --> 00:41:04,000 I'll get a job. I'll work weekends. I'll pass my test. If Jim comes round again, I'll say no. 461 00:41:04,500 --> 00:41:08,000 I'm not leaving 'cause of you. I'm just travelling. 462 00:41:08,400 --> 00:41:12,300 - But it's not safe. - Mum, if you saw it out there, 463 00:41:12,600 --> 00:41:14,900 you'd never stay home. 464 00:41:16,300 --> 00:41:17,600 Got enough stuff (?) 465 00:41:17,700 --> 00:41:22,600 The first time I stepped in there, it was spur-of-the-moment. Now I'm signing up. 466 00:41:23,100 --> 00:41:26,000 You're stuck with me. Hah! 467 00:41:27,800 --> 00:41:30,900 - Come with us. There's room. - No chance. 468 00:41:31,100 --> 00:41:34,500 - He's a liability. - We'd be dead without him. 469 00:41:34,800 --> 00:41:36,200 My decision is final. 470 00:41:38,400 --> 00:41:39,800 Sorry. 471 00:41:43,400 --> 00:41:44,700 Good luck. 472 00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:48,200 You still can't promise me. What if she gets lost? 473 00:41:48,500 --> 00:41:54,100 What if something happens to you and she's left on some moon a million light years away? 474 00:41:54,400 --> 00:41:57,000 - How long do I wait then? - Mum... 475 00:41:57,400 --> 00:41:59,300 It's a time machine. 476 00:41:59,400 --> 00:42:04,800 I could travel around suns and planets and all the way out to the edge of the universe, 477 00:42:05,300 --> 00:42:09,600 and by the time I get back, ten seconds would have passed. Ten seconds. 478 00:42:09,900 --> 00:42:12,300 So stop worrying. 479 00:42:12,500 --> 00:42:15,900 See you in ten seconds' time, yeah? 480 00:42:59,900 --> 00:43:01,800 Ten seconds. 481 00:43:22,900 --> 00:43:26,600 - It's a great big museum. - An alien museum. 482 00:43:26,900 --> 00:43:31,600 - It's my one living specimen. - It fell through time. The only survivor. 483 00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:36,200 - Do something! - I swear, no one on this base is safe. 484 00:43:36,500 --> 00:43:39,800 - You've got to keep it in that cell. - It can't get out. 485 00:43:41,300 --> 00:43:43,000 Civilians. Let 'em through. 486 00:43:43,400 --> 00:43:46,600 It will kill all of us! What's the nearest town? 487 00:43:46,900 --> 00:43:51,300 - Salt Lake City. Population one million. - All dead. Follow this order. 488 00:43:51,700 --> 00:43:54,600 - Just die! - Nearly there. Give us two seconds. 489 00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:58,500 - I've come to help. I'm the Doctor. - Exterminate! 490 00:43:58,800 --> 00:44:00,400 - Impossible! - Exterminate!