1 00:00:08,960 --> 00:00:11,440 Come on. Follow me this way. 2 00:00:11,560 --> 00:00:13,130 Come and see the elephant. 3 00:00:16,160 --> 00:00:17,969 Okay, I have questions. 4 00:00:26,760 --> 00:00:28,842 You never said we could travel into parallel worlds. 5 00:00:28,960 --> 00:00:30,325 Not a parallel world. 6 00:00:30,440 --> 00:00:31,566 But that's London? 7 00:00:32,960 --> 00:00:33,961 Our London. 8 00:00:34,080 --> 00:00:37,323 We're on the Thames, the last great Frost Fair, 1814. 9 00:00:37,520 --> 00:00:38,567 February the fourth. 10 00:00:38,680 --> 00:00:39,761 Hang on. 11 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:41,889 Why aren't we home? Can't you steer this thing? 12 00:00:41,960 --> 00:00:44,486 I told you, you don't steer the TARDIS, you reason with it. 13 00:00:44,560 --> 00:00:46,767 - How? - Unsuccessfully, most of the time. 14 00:00:48,160 --> 00:00:49,844 She's a bad girl, this one. 15 00:00:50,240 --> 00:00:51,605 Always looking for trouble. 16 00:00:59,240 --> 00:01:00,480 Oh. 17 00:01:03,240 --> 00:01:04,844 Last day before the thaw. 18 00:01:05,280 --> 00:01:07,521 Thought I'd better find a more reliable parking spot. 19 00:01:07,880 --> 00:01:09,484 Wait, you want to go out there? 20 00:01:10,640 --> 00:01:12,404 - You don't? - It's 1814. 21 00:01:12,520 --> 00:01:13,885 Melanin. 22 00:01:13,960 --> 00:01:16,531 - Yes? - Slavery is still totally a thing. 23 00:01:19,720 --> 00:01:20,801 Yes, so it is. 24 00:01:20,880 --> 00:01:22,928 It might be, like, dangerous out there. 25 00:01:23,040 --> 00:01:24,644 Definitely it's dangerous. 26 00:01:25,200 --> 00:01:26,565 So how do we stay out of trouble? 27 00:01:26,640 --> 00:01:28,483 Well, I'm not the right person to ask. 28 00:01:28,880 --> 00:01:31,121 Okay, when you go somewhere dangerous, what do you take? 29 00:01:31,520 --> 00:01:33,522 First on the left, second right, 30 00:01:33,640 --> 00:01:35,927 under the stairs, past the bins, fifth door on the left. 31 00:01:36,200 --> 00:01:37,645 - What's there? - The wardrobe. 32 00:01:37,760 --> 00:01:38,841 Pick a dress. 33 00:01:39,280 --> 00:01:41,965 So the TARDIS has dresses and likes a bit of trouble? 34 00:01:43,280 --> 00:01:44,486 Yeah, I think I'm low key enough for that. 35 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:46,126 Me too. 36 00:01:50,440 --> 00:01:52,841 Watch out, sir. Whoa! 37 00:02:52,680 --> 00:02:54,808 Doesn't anyone notice the TARDIS? 38 00:02:54,960 --> 00:02:56,769 Your species hardly notices anything. 39 00:03:04,840 --> 00:03:05,966 So, what are the rules? 40 00:03:06,320 --> 00:03:07,401 Rules? 41 00:03:07,480 --> 00:03:08,606 Yeah. 42 00:03:09,400 --> 00:03:11,607 Travelling to the past, there's got to be rules. 43 00:03:11,720 --> 00:03:14,087 If I step on a butterfly, it could send ripples through time that, 44 00:03:14,160 --> 00:03:16,606 I mean, I'm not even born in the first place and I could just disappear. 45 00:03:16,680 --> 00:03:18,523 Definitely. I mean, that's what happened to Pete. 46 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:21,002 - Pete? - Your friend, Pete. 47 00:03:21,360 --> 00:03:23,089 He was standing there, a moment ago, 48 00:03:23,160 --> 00:03:25,561 but he stepped on a butterfly. Now you don't even remember him. 49 00:03:27,440 --> 00:03:28,487 Shut up. 50 00:03:28,560 --> 00:03:31,325 - I'm being serious. - Yeah, so was Pete. 51 00:03:31,400 --> 00:03:32,845 You know what I mean. 52 00:03:33,040 --> 00:03:34,804 Every choice I make in this moment, 53 00:03:34,920 --> 00:03:37,605 here and now, could change the whole future. 54 00:03:37,680 --> 00:03:38,966 Exactly like every other day of your life. 55 00:03:39,080 --> 00:03:41,003 The only thing to do is to stop worrying about it. 56 00:03:41,560 --> 00:03:42,766 Mmm. 57 00:03:43,240 --> 00:03:44,241 Okay. 58 00:03:44,400 --> 00:03:45,890 If you say so. 59 00:03:46,640 --> 00:03:47,801 Petes don't worry. 60 00:03:47,880 --> 00:03:48,881 Chestnuts, sir? 61 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:50,365 Ooh. Here you are, sir. 62 00:03:50,440 --> 00:03:53,808 Come to the Frost Fair, miss. Only a sixpence, miss. 63 00:03:54,440 --> 00:03:56,568 Oh, my God. 64 00:03:59,160 --> 00:04:01,640 You're not stepping on a butterfly, you're just taking a flyer. 65 00:04:07,400 --> 00:04:08,731 It's just time travel. 66 00:04:10,040 --> 00:04:11,246 Don't overthink it. 67 00:04:11,640 --> 00:04:13,961 - Is that what you said to Pete? - Who's Pete? 68 00:04:46,760 --> 00:04:49,969 Yeah, no big deal. Just walking on the Thames. 69 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:53,367 I hope you realise I'm going to try everything. 70 00:04:54,320 --> 00:04:55,446 Everything- 71 00:04:56,920 --> 00:05:00,561 - Tasty ox cheek, piping hot. - Lapland mutton. Lapland mutton. 72 00:05:01,320 --> 00:05:04,403 Get your sheep hearts here. Juicy, juicy sheep hearts. 73 00:05:04,520 --> 00:05:06,284 Yeah, maybe not everything. 74 00:05:06,360 --> 00:05:09,170 Oh, go on, try this. This is my favourite. 75 00:05:09,240 --> 00:05:10,605 Your favourite? 76 00:05:10,680 --> 00:05:11,761 You've been here before? 77 00:05:11,920 --> 00:05:13,490 Oh yeah, few times. 78 00:05:22,480 --> 00:05:23,527 Get him! 79 00:05:23,600 --> 00:05:26,001 Course it's not really wrestling unless it's in zero gravity. 80 00:05:26,120 --> 00:05:27,451 Seriously? 81 00:05:27,560 --> 00:05:29,767 - With tentacles. - Okay. 82 00:05:29,840 --> 00:05:31,285 And magic spells. 83 00:05:40,840 --> 00:05:42,444 - Interesting. - What is? 84 00:05:42,760 --> 00:05:45,650 Regency England. Bit more black than they show in the movies. 85 00:05:47,240 --> 00:05:48,685 So was Jesus. 86 00:05:48,880 --> 00:05:51,281 History's a whitewash. 87 00:06:06,680 --> 00:06:08,523 Pub champion. Two years running. 88 00:06:24,440 --> 00:06:25,566 Huh. 89 00:06:27,840 --> 00:06:29,808 Fresh fish pies on the ice! 90 00:06:30,840 --> 00:06:34,322 Try your luck, ladies and gentlemen, toss for a pie. 91 00:06:37,600 --> 00:06:39,762 Better luck next time, miss. 92 00:06:40,200 --> 00:06:44,364 And you're sure this isn't cow brains or sheep eyes. 93 00:06:44,440 --> 00:06:46,363 No, I've caught the fish meself, miss. 94 00:06:46,440 --> 00:06:48,761 Made it right here in the old... Hey! 95 00:06:49,200 --> 00:06:51,202 - What are you about? - Do that again, toss the coin. 96 00:06:51,280 --> 00:06:52,805 You pay me another, I will. 97 00:06:53,280 --> 00:06:55,282 Forget about the pie, I don't want a pie. 98 00:06:55,360 --> 00:06:58,443 - I just want to see how you cheated. - Cheated? 99 00:06:58,960 --> 00:07:00,086 Doctor. 100 00:07:00,160 --> 00:07:01,525 Don't look at me like that. 101 00:07:01,600 --> 00:07:04,490 I'm saying, you're a very good con-man. 102 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:07,651 - A what? - A trickster. A swindler. 103 00:07:07,720 --> 00:07:09,449 See, I'm a bit of a thief myself. 104 00:07:09,520 --> 00:07:12,569 You know, I bet you that I could steal anything from your shop. 105 00:07:14,680 --> 00:07:15,920 Get out! 106 00:07:17,280 --> 00:07:18,566 In theory. 107 00:07:18,640 --> 00:07:21,405 I could steal anything. In theory. 108 00:07:21,560 --> 00:07:23,608 - Doctor. - Honestly, some people... 109 00:07:25,160 --> 00:07:26,400 More pie? 110 00:07:29,120 --> 00:07:31,202 Are there side-effects to time travel? 111 00:07:31,280 --> 00:07:32,441 Like, physical symptoms? 112 00:07:32,520 --> 00:07:34,443 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 113 00:07:34,720 --> 00:07:37,644 Sometimes, you see lights under the ice. 114 00:07:40,080 --> 00:07:43,243 Okay, so... You've seen the lights? 115 00:07:43,360 --> 00:07:44,407 Of course. 116 00:07:44,480 --> 00:07:46,209 Well, why didn't you say something? 117 00:07:46,280 --> 00:07:48,203 Well, you were enjoying yourself. 118 00:07:48,320 --> 00:07:50,482 I assumed we'd get to work eventually. 119 00:08:27,520 --> 00:08:29,443 Are these lights electric or organic? 120 00:08:30,120 --> 00:08:31,360 Organic lights? 121 00:08:31,680 --> 00:08:32,886 Bioluminescence. 122 00:08:33,160 --> 00:08:34,844 Fireflies. Glow-worms. 123 00:08:35,600 --> 00:08:37,967 Please, sir, have you seen me dog? 124 00:08:39,040 --> 00:08:41,441 He was right here, but then I looked away and he... 125 00:08:42,800 --> 00:08:44,564 Oh, it's okay. We'll help. 126 00:08:45,040 --> 00:08:46,690 Erm, what does he look like? 127 00:08:47,080 --> 00:08:48,366 He's small, 128 00:08:48,800 --> 00:08:51,087 and brown and ever so soft. 129 00:08:51,440 --> 00:08:52,646 Are you sure of that? 130 00:08:53,120 --> 00:08:55,441 That collar's for a big dog, with long white hair. 131 00:08:56,960 --> 00:08:58,849 Nice con, though, respect. 132 00:09:02,560 --> 00:09:03,686 Run! 133 00:09:22,400 --> 00:09:23,447 What is it, do you think? 134 00:09:23,520 --> 00:09:24,965 Something valuable. 135 00:09:25,920 --> 00:09:26,967 Don't break it. 136 00:09:27,080 --> 00:09:28,320 What happened to the girl? 137 00:09:28,480 --> 00:09:30,562 Does it matter? Boy's the one with your magic wand. 138 00:09:30,880 --> 00:09:32,211 Sonic screwdriver. 139 00:09:33,280 --> 00:09:34,441 How is that a screwdriver? 140 00:09:34,560 --> 00:09:35,766 In a very broad sense. 141 00:09:36,040 --> 00:09:38,247 - Oh, well, how is it sonic? - It makes a noise. 142 00:09:39,520 --> 00:09:40,851 There they are! 143 00:09:52,080 --> 00:09:53,525 Spider! Come on! 144 00:09:54,600 --> 00:09:56,329 Kitty, come look. 145 00:09:57,120 --> 00:09:59,361 They'll catch you and have you transported. 146 00:09:59,440 --> 00:10:00,521 Is that what you want? 147 00:10:01,120 --> 00:10:02,326 Spider! 148 00:10:02,920 --> 00:10:04,365 Spider! Quick! 149 00:10:04,720 --> 00:10:05,846 The lights. 150 00:10:05,920 --> 00:10:07,285 I see the lights. 151 00:10:10,080 --> 00:10:11,525 Kitty! 152 00:10:14,400 --> 00:10:15,526 Stay back! 153 00:10:46,720 --> 00:10:47,721 Save him. 154 00:10:47,840 --> 00:10:49,365 I can't. He's gone. 155 00:10:51,120 --> 00:10:54,169 Do something and save him. 156 00:10:56,960 --> 00:10:58,291 I'm sorry about your friend, 157 00:10:58,400 --> 00:10:59,765 but the danger isn't over yet. 158 00:11:00,520 --> 00:11:02,249 There must be more of you living rough here. 159 00:11:02,320 --> 00:11:03,321 Tell me where. 160 00:11:03,400 --> 00:11:04,640 So you can take us to the magistrate? 161 00:11:04,720 --> 00:11:06,006 No, of course not! 162 00:11:06,080 --> 00:11:07,730 We're not here to arrest you, we're here to help. 163 00:11:07,840 --> 00:11:09,604 And if you show me where you live, we can do that. 164 00:11:09,920 --> 00:11:11,729 We? She's gone! 165 00:11:31,520 --> 00:11:33,124 How did you find me? 166 00:11:33,200 --> 00:11:34,406 Get used to that question. 167 00:11:34,480 --> 00:11:35,686 Oh, clever. 168 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:37,490 You're very clever. 169 00:11:39,120 --> 00:11:40,326 What's wrong? 170 00:11:40,960 --> 00:11:42,291 What's wrong? 171 00:11:42,720 --> 00:11:44,484 Seriously? What's wrong? 172 00:11:45,680 --> 00:11:48,331 I've never seen anyone die before. 173 00:11:49,280 --> 00:11:52,523 A few hours ago, we were standing in a garden full of dead people. 174 00:11:52,840 --> 00:11:53,966 It was different. 175 00:11:54,080 --> 00:11:56,162 - How? - They were dead already. 176 00:11:57,360 --> 00:11:59,966 Morally and practically, that is not a useful distinction, unlearn it. 177 00:12:00,040 --> 00:12:02,008 Don't tell me what to think. 178 00:12:02,880 --> 00:12:04,166 I'm your teacher. 179 00:12:04,400 --> 00:12:06,004 Telling you things is what I do. 180 00:12:06,080 --> 00:12:07,969 Yeah? Tell me this. 181 00:12:08,960 --> 00:12:10,291 You've seen people die before, yeah? 182 00:12:10,400 --> 00:12:11,686 - Of course. - You still ca re? 183 00:12:11,760 --> 00:12:12,807 Of course I care. 184 00:12:12,880 --> 00:12:14,041 How many? 185 00:12:14,120 --> 00:12:15,281 How many what? 186 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:17,650 If you care so much, 187 00:12:18,320 --> 00:12:20,402 tell me how many people you've seen die. 188 00:12:22,880 --> 00:12:24,166 I don't know. 189 00:12:25,640 --> 00:12:26,766 Okay- 190 00:12:28,200 --> 00:12:29,770 How many before you lost count? 191 00:12:31,240 --> 00:12:33,811 I care, Bill, but I move on. 192 00:12:34,120 --> 00:12:36,168 Yeah. How quickly? 193 00:12:37,280 --> 00:12:38,725 It's not me you're angry with. 194 00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:40,370 Have you ever killed anyone? 195 00:12:42,160 --> 00:12:44,606 There's a look in your eyes sometimes that makes me wonder. 196 00:12:46,280 --> 00:12:47,441 Have you? 197 00:12:49,320 --> 00:12:51,482 There are situations when the options available are limited. 198 00:12:51,560 --> 00:12:52,846 Not what I asked. 199 00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:54,880 Sometimes, the choices... 200 00:12:54,960 --> 00:12:56,803 That's not what I asked! 201 00:13:03,520 --> 00:13:04,646 Yes. 202 00:13:12,080 --> 00:13:13,286 How many? 203 00:13:17,520 --> 00:13:19,045 Don't tell me. 204 00:13:19,760 --> 00:13:21,444 You've moved on. 205 00:13:24,160 --> 00:13:25,685 And you know what happens if I don't move on? 206 00:13:25,760 --> 00:13:26,886 More people die. 207 00:13:28,720 --> 00:13:31,166 There are kids living rough near here, 208 00:13:31,240 --> 00:13:32,890 they may well be next on the menu. 209 00:13:33,160 --> 00:13:35,766 Do you want to help me? Do you want to stand here stamping your foot? 210 00:13:35,840 --> 00:13:39,162 Because let me tell you something, I am 2,000 years old 211 00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:42,129 and I have never had the time 212 00:13:43,200 --> 00:13:45,282 for the luxury of outrage. 213 00:13:53,360 --> 00:13:55,044 What do you mean, "on the menu"? 214 00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:02,169 Is this where you live? 215 00:14:02,240 --> 00:14:03,526 For now. 216 00:14:04,480 --> 00:14:06,448 But there's no one here. 217 00:14:06,560 --> 00:14:07,721 Good work. 218 00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:13,284 Except you, Dot. I can see your shoes. 219 00:14:13,600 --> 00:14:15,409 They're too big, that's why. 220 00:14:15,720 --> 00:14:18,803 Oh, I see! I get it. 221 00:14:18,880 --> 00:14:20,564 You lure people to the fair, 222 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:22,809 and then you rob them. Very good. 223 00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:24,964 Very enterprising. 224 00:14:25,040 --> 00:14:26,280 They're all right, Dot. 225 00:14:26,720 --> 00:14:28,802 Strange, but all right. 226 00:14:29,400 --> 00:14:30,731 And that's not how it is. 227 00:14:31,200 --> 00:14:33,806 Oh, what, uh, you don't rob people? 228 00:14:33,920 --> 00:14:35,331 Of course we do. 229 00:14:35,400 --> 00:14:38,244 But bringing people to the fair, that's by the by. 230 00:14:38,360 --> 00:14:39,566 On the side, like. 231 00:14:41,920 --> 00:14:42,921 Why? 232 00:14:43,040 --> 00:14:46,408 Why? For coin of course, why else? 233 00:14:46,520 --> 00:14:48,488 Someone pays you to promote the fair. 234 00:14:48,640 --> 00:14:50,210 Get people onto the ice. 235 00:14:52,800 --> 00:14:54,564 Who? Who pays you? 236 00:14:54,680 --> 00:14:57,126 Kitty, where's Spider? 237 00:15:00,320 --> 00:15:01,446 Spider is... 238 00:15:02,920 --> 00:15:04,001 He... 239 00:15:06,480 --> 00:15:08,562 Who's hungry? I'm hungry. 240 00:15:08,640 --> 00:15:10,768 Food! Bill, food. 241 00:15:10,880 --> 00:15:13,360 - Food is always useful. Now! - Yeah. 242 00:15:13,440 --> 00:15:15,522 I know what you're thinking. 243 00:15:15,640 --> 00:15:18,723 But don't worry, these are stolen! 244 00:15:26,120 --> 00:15:28,009 Well, eat up. 245 00:15:29,880 --> 00:15:32,531 Uh, with your permission, of course. 246 00:15:42,880 --> 00:15:45,406 "Don't suck your thumbs while I'm away." 247 00:15:45,480 --> 00:15:48,006 "The great tall tailor always comes" 248 00:15:48,120 --> 00:15:51,522 "To little boys who suck their thumbs." 249 00:15:51,840 --> 00:15:53,888 "And ere they dream what he's about" 250 00:15:54,400 --> 00:15:57,449 "He takes his great sharp scissors out" 251 00:15:57,960 --> 00:16:00,725 "And cuts their thumbs clean off and then..." 252 00:16:00,800 --> 00:16:02,040 You done staring yet? 253 00:16:05,960 --> 00:16:08,088 We're gonna find out what those things are, okay? 254 00:16:08,160 --> 00:16:10,367 They're not gonna hurt anyone else, I promise. 255 00:16:11,560 --> 00:16:12,846 I promise. 256 00:16:14,040 --> 00:16:16,964 The Doctor, he helps people. 257 00:16:17,280 --> 00:16:18,406 That's what he does. 258 00:16:18,840 --> 00:16:22,401 And you? What do you do? Apart from shout at him. 259 00:16:23,360 --> 00:16:24,486 We were fighting. 260 00:16:26,240 --> 00:16:28,811 - It happens. - Are you still fighting now? 261 00:16:30,880 --> 00:16:32,006 No. 262 00:16:33,440 --> 00:16:34,851 I moved on. 263 00:16:40,680 --> 00:16:45,129 Okay, I'm wondering why the Frost Fair's on this part of the river. 264 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:48,207 I bet that at least one of you knows 265 00:16:48,440 --> 00:16:50,568 who paid Kitty to take people out on the ice. 266 00:16:51,040 --> 00:16:54,283 - It was bad man with a ship. - Dottie! 267 00:16:54,560 --> 00:16:56,050 A ship, what? You mean a merchant? 268 00:16:56,320 --> 00:16:57,765 - Not that kind of ship. - Harry! 269 00:16:57,880 --> 00:16:59,530 - What? - It's all right. 270 00:17:00,160 --> 00:17:01,605 You can tell him. 271 00:17:02,680 --> 00:17:04,170 It's a drawing. 272 00:17:04,840 --> 00:17:06,604 Here, on his hand. 273 00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:09,891 So, this guy, where would we find him? 274 00:17:09,960 --> 00:17:11,405 He finds us. 275 00:17:12,280 --> 00:17:14,567 But a tattoo on his hand, I mean, we could ask around. 276 00:17:15,520 --> 00:17:19,002 Boring. I know something that's much easier to find. 277 00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:20,770 Where are we going? 278 00:17:21,160 --> 00:17:23,401 All right, you guys, hang tight- 279 00:17:23,520 --> 00:17:24,646 Laters. 280 00:17:26,280 --> 00:17:27,361 I was being "all down with the kids" there. 281 00:17:27,440 --> 00:17:28,441 Did you notice? 282 00:17:28,520 --> 00:17:30,841 - Yeah, my hair was cringing. - Awesome. 283 00:17:32,040 --> 00:17:33,451 Please stop. 284 00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:36,411 So, what's easier to find? 285 00:17:36,480 --> 00:17:39,245 Conjecture that something's frozen under the Thames and it's eating people. 286 00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:40,601 Okay- 287 00:17:40,720 --> 00:17:42,051 Proposal, we need to get a closer look at it. 288 00:17:42,400 --> 00:17:45,483 - Good, yeah. - Plan... Let's get eaten. 289 00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:48,326 Wha... 290 00:17:48,920 --> 00:17:50,410 Is this stuff safe? 291 00:17:51,360 --> 00:17:52,805 - Potentially. - Potentially? 292 00:17:52,920 --> 00:17:54,081 What does "potentially" mean? 293 00:17:54,200 --> 00:17:55,486 Safe for the frisson of excitement. 294 00:17:56,800 --> 00:17:58,370 Right, but we're not gonna be, like, 295 00:17:58,440 --> 00:18:00,283 completely defenceless down there, though? 296 00:18:00,360 --> 00:18:01,646 No, no, no, no. 297 00:18:02,600 --> 00:18:03,681 Well, yes, but don't worry about it. 298 00:18:04,280 --> 00:18:07,329 Why not? What have you got up your sleeve? 299 00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:09,331 Oh, my God! 300 00:18:09,440 --> 00:18:10,885 Have you been holding out on me? 301 00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:12,445 Do you have, like, magical alien powers? 302 00:18:15,480 --> 00:18:17,130 What, was that an impolite question? 303 00:18:18,080 --> 00:18:20,606 Why do we need diving suits on top of the ice? 304 00:18:20,680 --> 00:18:23,684 If we're lucky, the lights will come and take us under. 305 00:18:24,120 --> 00:18:26,009 Whatever they are, they're clever. 306 00:18:26,080 --> 00:18:27,844 When they went after the boy, 307 00:18:27,960 --> 00:18:31,601 they waited until he was away from the crowds. By himself. 308 00:18:32,040 --> 00:18:33,121 What? 309 00:18:33,920 --> 00:18:35,251 Did you say something? 310 00:18:35,520 --> 00:18:36,851 Question is, how? 311 00:18:55,160 --> 00:18:56,366 Doctor? 312 00:19:05,240 --> 00:19:06,401 Doctor? 313 00:19:06,720 --> 00:19:08,643 Doctor! 314 00:19:16,640 --> 00:19:18,529 Bingo! 315 00:21:08,360 --> 00:21:10,408 Stop, I know you! 316 00:21:10,720 --> 00:21:12,643 You're the cheat. I love your work! 317 00:21:15,960 --> 00:21:17,450 That sound it made. 318 00:21:18,560 --> 00:21:20,961 I couldn't hear you, but that noise... 319 00:21:21,600 --> 00:21:23,523 It was like I felt it in my bones, you know? 320 00:21:24,960 --> 00:21:27,042 It sounded like... Like... 321 00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:28,491 Despair. 322 00:21:29,240 --> 00:21:30,730 Loneliness. 323 00:21:31,520 --> 00:21:33,841 A prisoner in chains. 324 00:21:35,040 --> 00:21:37,805 That guy, he said he caught the fish himself. 325 00:21:38,320 --> 00:21:40,971 I bought a pie off that guy. Fish pie. 326 00:21:42,520 --> 00:21:43,885 Oh, hello! 327 00:21:45,240 --> 00:21:46,844 Aren't they magnificent. 328 00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:49,601 I ate that pie. I liked that pie. 329 00:21:50,320 --> 00:21:51,765 Definitely not carnivores. 330 00:21:52,480 --> 00:21:54,403 Which means you're co-operating with the creature. 331 00:21:54,840 --> 00:21:57,002 Providing for him. What do you get in return, hmm? 332 00:21:57,360 --> 00:21:59,010 What did it take for you to evolve into that? 333 00:22:01,280 --> 00:22:03,726 The creature. Do you reckon that's what's making London so cold? 334 00:22:04,760 --> 00:22:06,091 Very possibly. 335 00:22:06,400 --> 00:22:07,925 What kind of alien messes with the weather? 336 00:22:08,240 --> 00:22:10,368 You assume it's alien. 337 00:22:10,720 --> 00:22:14,486 - Of course it's alien. - Alien, terrestrial... It's irrelevant. 338 00:22:14,560 --> 00:22:18,087 The real question is, who's keeping it in those chains? 339 00:22:18,440 --> 00:22:21,728 And perhaps our friend here can answer that. 340 00:22:24,720 --> 00:22:26,688 Who are ya? What do you want with me? 341 00:22:26,880 --> 00:22:28,803 The coin trick, just tell me how to do it, please. 342 00:22:29,640 --> 00:22:30,721 Okay, not the time. 343 00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:35,931 Have you ever seen a man around here with a tattoo of a ship? 344 00:22:37,680 --> 00:22:39,205 What's that face? Is that a no? 345 00:22:39,560 --> 00:22:41,642 Or are you against tattoos? I'm against tattoos, too. 346 00:22:41,720 --> 00:22:43,210 I think that we are bonding. 347 00:22:43,840 --> 00:22:46,320 We're stood by the docks and you just asked me 348 00:22:46,400 --> 00:22:47,970 if I've ever seen a man with a tattoo of a ship. 349 00:22:48,320 --> 00:22:49,924 - Exactly. - Fair point. 350 00:22:50,520 --> 00:22:52,921 - What point? - Forget the tattoos. 351 00:22:53,600 --> 00:22:56,251 Have you seen anyone acting suspiciously since the freeze? 352 00:22:56,320 --> 00:22:58,641 Well, there's the dredges. 353 00:22:59,360 --> 00:23:00,600 The dredges? 354 00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:02,848 - There's a workhouse up river. - Hurry up! 355 00:23:02,920 --> 00:23:05,127 There's men out there patrolling all hours. 356 00:23:05,200 --> 00:23:06,486 Be quick about it! 357 00:23:06,880 --> 00:23:09,247 - What are they dredging for? - Let's find out. 358 00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:13,124 How we getting in? 359 00:23:14,640 --> 00:23:16,210 You work for the palace. 360 00:23:16,800 --> 00:23:18,404 Haven't heard that one in a while. 361 00:23:24,400 --> 00:23:26,721 Oy. How'd you get through here? 362 00:23:27,200 --> 00:23:29,601 A-ha. At last, someone in authority. 363 00:23:30,480 --> 00:23:32,289 Oh, I... I do apologise, sir. 364 00:23:32,800 --> 00:23:34,245 Does Lord Sutcliffe know you're here? 365 00:23:34,800 --> 00:23:36,689 Does Lord Sutcliffe know we're here? 366 00:23:37,760 --> 00:23:39,205 Does Lord Sutcliffe know we're here? 367 00:23:40,320 --> 00:23:43,210 - Lord Sutcliffe insisted we come. - Hmm. 368 00:23:43,680 --> 00:23:45,364 - Oh, that Lord Sutcliffe, yes. - Mmm. 369 00:23:45,440 --> 00:23:47,920 There's no arguing with Sutcliffe when he puts his foot down. 370 00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:49,365 You better show us around. 371 00:23:49,760 --> 00:23:51,524 Follow me, sir. 372 00:23:52,160 --> 00:23:53,605 Take it inside! 373 00:23:57,880 --> 00:23:59,370 Why all the fuss? 374 00:23:59,680 --> 00:24:03,002 - It's just mud from the river, isn't it? - Ah, that's one word for it. 375 00:24:03,280 --> 00:24:05,123 Is this even the right place? 376 00:24:05,360 --> 00:24:07,203 Creature's almost a mile away. 377 00:24:07,360 --> 00:24:09,169 The creature's head is almost a mile away. 378 00:24:09,600 --> 00:24:11,204 I assume we're now at the other end. 379 00:24:12,480 --> 00:24:15,529 These men, why do we trust them? 380 00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:18,890 - Hired them all myself, sir. - Ah, and why do I trust you? 381 00:24:19,520 --> 00:24:20,567 Sir? 382 00:24:20,640 --> 00:24:22,369 You understand how important this is, yes? 383 00:24:22,720 --> 00:24:24,722 It's imperative that no one discovers 384 00:24:24,800 --> 00:24:26,643 where the stuff goes when it leaves here. 385 00:24:26,720 --> 00:24:28,324 Oh, I know that, sir. 386 00:24:28,440 --> 00:24:30,522 - We use unmarked cars. - And are they ever followed? 387 00:24:31,080 --> 00:24:32,570 - Oh no, sir. - Have you checked this personally? 388 00:24:32,640 --> 00:24:34,130 - Oh yes, sir. - All the way to Hampton? 389 00:24:34,720 --> 00:24:36,643 No, to the steel mill, sir. 390 00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:40,722 - Hampton's code for the steel mill. - Code? 391 00:24:41,040 --> 00:24:43,202 Yes, we need to use code, otherwise anyone can walk in here 392 00:24:43,280 --> 00:24:44,770 and get you blabbing away like a fool. 393 00:24:45,400 --> 00:24:46,811 That's a good point, sir. 394 00:24:48,280 --> 00:24:52,330 Now, these men, what do they know of this material? 395 00:24:52,920 --> 00:24:54,251 No more than I do, sir. 396 00:24:55,680 --> 00:24:58,251 Yes, but you are someone who knows more than he tells. 397 00:24:58,880 --> 00:25:00,325 I'm not one to speculate. 398 00:25:01,120 --> 00:25:03,726 But you can't help it because you are a man of intelligence. 399 00:25:04,560 --> 00:25:08,326 Well, they won't let us smoke in here so I assume it's fuel. 400 00:25:08,800 --> 00:25:10,245 Fuel for the furnaces, sir. 401 00:25:10,880 --> 00:25:12,484 Excellent reasoning. 402 00:25:12,880 --> 00:25:15,850 Lord Sutcliffe appreciates an inquiring mind. 403 00:25:15,920 --> 00:25:18,002 Well, I keep me ear to the ground, you know. 404 00:25:18,080 --> 00:25:20,003 And what does the ground say these days? 405 00:25:22,560 --> 00:25:25,882 That this stuff burns a thousand times longer than coal. 406 00:25:27,480 --> 00:25:28,891 Very good. 407 00:25:30,040 --> 00:25:32,964 Hotter too. Hotter than they can measure. 408 00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:36,286 Excellent. 409 00:25:36,960 --> 00:25:38,450 First class. 410 00:25:39,040 --> 00:25:41,771 - I'm right, aren't I, sir? - Oh, there's no stopping you. 411 00:25:41,840 --> 00:25:44,161 You keep this up, and you won't be working in this yard for very long. 412 00:25:44,360 --> 00:25:46,169 - Oh, you think not? - Oh, I can almost guarantee it. 413 00:25:46,960 --> 00:25:48,883 You know what else they say? 414 00:25:49,440 --> 00:25:52,091 They say it even burns under water. 415 00:25:53,600 --> 00:25:54,886 No sh... 416 00:25:56,800 --> 00:26:00,327 So, this guy has a pet monster that turns people into fuel 417 00:26:00,440 --> 00:26:02,761 and we're just walking up at his door? 418 00:26:03,120 --> 00:26:05,282 That's his door, this is us walking. 419 00:26:05,520 --> 00:26:07,887 If we're going to stop him, I need to know where he started. 420 00:26:08,960 --> 00:26:10,530 - Meaning? - Which planet. 421 00:26:10,680 --> 00:26:11,761 Which planet? 422 00:26:14,160 --> 00:26:17,687 - So, you think Sutcliffe is an alien? - Possibly. 423 00:26:18,040 --> 00:26:19,371 Because the creature is an alien. 424 00:26:19,640 --> 00:26:23,440 It certainly appears to be producing fuel suitable for interstellar travel. 425 00:26:25,840 --> 00:26:27,046 By the way, Bill... 426 00:26:29,040 --> 00:26:32,442 - I need you to leave the talking to me. - Why? 427 00:26:33,440 --> 00:26:34,726 Because you have a temper. 428 00:26:35,120 --> 00:26:37,771 Okay, well, I lost it a tiny bit. 429 00:26:38,160 --> 00:26:39,764 You're about to meet a man, alien or otherwise, 430 00:26:39,840 --> 00:26:41,444 for whom human beings are raw material. 431 00:26:42,720 --> 00:26:44,404 Who grinds up children for profit. 432 00:26:44,880 --> 00:26:47,929 What we're here for is one thing. Information. 433 00:26:48,800 --> 00:26:52,282 You get that with diplomacy and tact, charm, if necessary. 434 00:26:53,120 --> 00:26:54,201 Okay- 435 00:26:55,680 --> 00:26:56,920 I get it. 436 00:26:58,400 --> 00:27:03,281 Always remember, Bill. Passion fights, but reason wins. 437 00:27:05,720 --> 00:27:08,485 Dr Disco from the Fairford Club. 438 00:27:08,640 --> 00:27:11,211 Obviously, one aspires to membership 439 00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:13,362 but to actually be considered for... 440 00:27:15,840 --> 00:27:18,161 Who... Who let this creature in here? 441 00:27:18,240 --> 00:27:21,210 On your feet, girl, in the presence of your betters. 442 00:27:27,840 --> 00:27:32,004 He's human. Thirty-one years of age. Low in iron. 443 00:27:32,160 --> 00:27:35,130 Yeah, that was pretty convincing racism for an extra-terrestrial. 444 00:27:35,200 --> 00:27:36,770 My thoughts exactly. 445 00:27:38,240 --> 00:27:42,165 Oh, hello. Er, can I just say this is very unlike me. 446 00:27:42,240 --> 00:27:45,289 - I don't normally do this. - Er, yeah, he was aiming for charming. 447 00:27:45,440 --> 00:27:46,680 Basically. 448 00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:50,085 Well... 449 00:27:52,440 --> 00:27:54,090 You're not from the Fairford Club. 450 00:27:54,200 --> 00:27:55,929 The creature in the river, where did it come from? 451 00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:57,843 Who the devil are you people? 452 00:27:57,920 --> 00:27:59,843 - Where did it come from? - Nowhere. 453 00:28:00,280 --> 00:28:01,611 It's always been there. 454 00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:04,001 The secret's been passed down in the family since... 455 00:28:04,280 --> 00:28:05,361 I don't know when. 456 00:28:05,440 --> 00:28:07,602 As far back as records go. 457 00:28:07,680 --> 00:28:09,648 And tell me, do you also keep a record of how many it's killed? 458 00:28:09,760 --> 00:28:10,761 Please. 459 00:28:11,680 --> 00:28:13,364 People know the ice is dangerous, 460 00:28:13,440 --> 00:28:15,602 yet they will insist on their festivities. 461 00:28:15,680 --> 00:28:16,966 That's hardly my fault. 462 00:28:17,080 --> 00:28:18,241 Don't sell yourself short. 463 00:28:18,320 --> 00:28:20,004 This is the biggest Frost Fair in decades. 464 00:28:20,600 --> 00:28:23,206 - That's down to you. - It is? 465 00:28:24,480 --> 00:28:27,051 Man holding me has a tattoo on his left hand. 466 00:28:27,440 --> 00:28:29,044 That's not all, is it? 467 00:28:29,440 --> 00:28:32,489 The circus performers, the elephant, it's all you. 468 00:28:34,640 --> 00:28:37,291 I made the most of the situation. 469 00:28:37,720 --> 00:28:40,644 It's the first proper freeze it's caused in years. 470 00:28:40,800 --> 00:28:43,531 Why? Production down, huh? 471 00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:45,206 Not enough people dying. 472 00:28:45,280 --> 00:28:48,807 Girl, you show the ignorance of all your kind. 473 00:28:49,120 --> 00:28:52,727 Without that beast, my mills would rely on coal mines. 474 00:28:52,960 --> 00:28:55,361 Men die in coal mines all the time. 475 00:28:55,480 --> 00:28:56,811 I preferred it when you were alien. 476 00:28:58,000 --> 00:28:59,126 When I was... 477 00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:01,884 Well, that explained the lack of humanity. 478 00:29:03,320 --> 00:29:05,687 What makes you so sure that your life is worth more 479 00:29:05,760 --> 00:29:06,966 than those people out there on the ice? 480 00:29:07,040 --> 00:29:08,849 Is it the money? The accident of birth 481 00:29:10,320 --> 00:29:11,924 that put you inside the big, fancy house? 482 00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:15,129 I help move this country forward. 483 00:29:15,840 --> 00:29:18,730 I move this empire forward. 484 00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:20,729 Human progress isn't measured by industry. 485 00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:24,765 It's measured by the value you place on a life. 486 00:29:26,080 --> 00:29:27,650 An unimportant life. 487 00:29:28,920 --> 00:29:30,649 A life without privilege. 488 00:29:30,720 --> 00:29:34,042 The boy who died on the river, that boy's value is your value. 489 00:29:34,480 --> 00:29:39,691 That's what defines an age. That's what defines a species. 490 00:29:43,040 --> 00:29:44,485 What a beautiful speech. 491 00:29:45,120 --> 00:29:50,047 The rhythm and, and vocabulary... Quite outstanding. 492 00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:56,449 It's enough to move anyone with an ounce of compassion. 493 00:29:59,360 --> 00:30:01,408 So it's really not your day, is it? 494 00:30:02,560 --> 00:30:04,642 If they know about the beast, then others must, too. 495 00:30:04,760 --> 00:30:06,250 We bring the plan forward. 496 00:30:06,320 --> 00:30:08,004 - When, sir? - Now. 497 00:30:08,160 --> 00:30:09,366 In daylight. 498 00:30:24,640 --> 00:30:26,529 No time for outrage. 499 00:30:26,960 --> 00:30:28,724 Never had time for anything else, right? 500 00:30:28,800 --> 00:30:30,006 Don't be smug. 501 00:30:30,320 --> 00:30:31,970 Smug belongs to me. 502 00:30:34,880 --> 00:30:36,769 Are you really 2,000 years old? 503 00:30:38,240 --> 00:30:39,366 Why? 504 00:30:40,600 --> 00:30:41,840 I just 505 00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:44,002 wanted to know how long it takes 506 00:30:44,120 --> 00:30:46,327 before you can make a speech like the one you just made. 507 00:30:47,360 --> 00:30:48,805 It's worth the wait. 508 00:31:00,720 --> 00:31:01,926 - Trouble. - Out! 509 00:31:10,160 --> 00:31:11,207 Get in! 510 00:31:11,600 --> 00:31:13,125 Sit down and shut up! 511 00:31:13,880 --> 00:31:14,881 Could be rum. 512 00:31:16,080 --> 00:31:19,004 Rum came in barrels. 513 00:31:19,640 --> 00:31:21,130 Smell that. 514 00:31:21,200 --> 00:31:23,931 It's homemade rocket fuel redeployed as explosive. 515 00:31:24,880 --> 00:31:26,211 It's a little reckless, don't you think? 516 00:31:26,680 --> 00:31:28,523 Half the fair disappears into the river. 517 00:31:28,920 --> 00:31:30,888 The secret of your success won't be a secret any more. 518 00:31:31,160 --> 00:31:33,527 Hardly. The city will pause to mourn 519 00:31:33,600 --> 00:31:35,602 a fireworks display gone tragically awry, 520 00:31:35,680 --> 00:31:37,921 and the creature will be fed. 521 00:31:38,520 --> 00:31:42,002 By spring, this will be a footnote in history. 522 00:31:42,240 --> 00:31:45,210 That is progress. 523 00:31:45,840 --> 00:31:48,081 They're bringing the elephant out presently. 524 00:31:48,160 --> 00:31:49,685 You won't get bigger crowds than that, 525 00:31:49,760 --> 00:31:52,570 so make sure you're off the ice by noon. 526 00:31:52,640 --> 00:31:53,926 Noon? 527 00:31:54,040 --> 00:31:55,690 There's no way you can keep us here that long. 528 00:31:55,760 --> 00:31:57,524 We'll just scream our heads off. 529 00:31:57,600 --> 00:32:00,331 - No, no, please, please, please... - Help! 530 00:32:05,120 --> 00:32:06,406 Sixpence to the waterman... 531 00:32:14,960 --> 00:32:16,644 If you're quite finished, I could use some help. 532 00:32:16,760 --> 00:32:17,886 What are you... 533 00:32:19,440 --> 00:32:21,841 - Sonic screwdriver. Inside pocket. - Oh. Okay. 534 00:32:35,200 --> 00:32:36,247 Can you... 535 00:32:36,320 --> 00:32:39,051 - Yes! Yes! - Okay. 536 00:32:39,200 --> 00:32:40,964 Okay. 537 00:32:46,840 --> 00:32:47,841 Um, Doctor... 538 00:32:47,920 --> 00:32:49,126 Huh? 539 00:32:50,080 --> 00:32:51,366 Oh, hello. 540 00:32:52,320 --> 00:32:54,607 - How are you doing that? - Er... Er... 541 00:32:57,280 --> 00:32:58,884 Sonic screwdriver. 542 00:32:59,200 --> 00:33:00,326 It makes a noise. 543 00:33:00,480 --> 00:33:02,323 That's how the fish choose their victim. 544 00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:04,968 That's how they know they've isolated someone on the ice. 545 00:33:05,280 --> 00:33:07,282 Erm, better question, why are you doing that? 546 00:33:07,680 --> 00:33:09,284 Just... just a little more. 547 00:33:15,920 --> 00:33:17,046 What are you... 548 00:33:17,920 --> 00:33:19,001 Give me that! 549 00:33:26,560 --> 00:33:27,607 What the... 550 00:33:27,680 --> 00:33:28,681 Turn it off. There's a button on the side. 551 00:33:31,440 --> 00:33:32,487 Here! Give it here! 552 00:33:36,480 --> 00:33:38,244 I'm afraid it has a knack to it. 553 00:33:46,560 --> 00:33:47,686 Bill? 554 00:33:47,840 --> 00:33:51,925 - Miss Potts, I need you with me. - I... I... 555 00:33:52,200 --> 00:33:54,771 Things to do, Bill, decisions to make. What are we going to do about Tiny? 556 00:33:56,120 --> 00:33:57,610 - Tiny? - The creature. 557 00:33:58,240 --> 00:34:00,163 The Loch Ness monster. The naughty little mermaid. 558 00:34:00,240 --> 00:34:01,446 Are we just going to leave her down there? 559 00:34:01,880 --> 00:34:03,325 Well, we can't set her free. 560 00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:06,971 She could burst up out of the water and eat a hundred people 561 00:34:07,040 --> 00:34:08,485 right off of South Bank. 562 00:34:08,560 --> 00:34:11,450 - She could eat half of London! - She might. It's a risk. 563 00:34:12,640 --> 00:34:15,564 - So, what do you want to do, Bill? - We already know the answers. 564 00:34:16,560 --> 00:34:18,722 - Why are you even asking? - I don't know the answers. 565 00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:20,365 Only idiots know the answers. 566 00:34:20,840 --> 00:34:23,730 But if your future is built on the suffering of that creature, 567 00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:25,291 what's your future worth? 568 00:34:29,120 --> 00:34:30,485 Why is it up to me? 569 00:34:30,560 --> 00:34:32,005 Because it can't be up to me. 570 00:34:32,120 --> 00:34:35,329 Your people, your planet I serve at the pleasure of the human race, 571 00:34:35,400 --> 00:34:37,607 and right now, that's you. Give me an order. 572 00:34:38,720 --> 00:34:40,370 Not long till noon. 573 00:34:41,320 --> 00:34:42,685 I need an order. 574 00:34:54,240 --> 00:34:57,608 Save her. 575 00:35:00,360 --> 00:35:03,284 I'll take care of this, you get everyone off the ice. 576 00:35:08,160 --> 00:35:11,004 - Need help. Need it now. You in? - Where's your friend? 577 00:35:11,400 --> 00:35:13,289 - Not here. - What's he doing? 578 00:35:13,400 --> 00:35:16,449 Not sure, but whatever it is, I don't think we're going to miss it. 579 00:35:16,920 --> 00:35:18,570 The thaw! The thaw is here! 580 00:35:18,840 --> 00:35:20,365 A lady fell through the ice! 581 00:35:24,760 --> 00:35:26,250 Quick! Get to the shore! 582 00:35:30,440 --> 00:35:31,646 The ice is melting! 583 00:35:36,760 --> 00:35:39,366 It's a mistake! The ice isn't melting! 584 00:35:40,200 --> 00:35:42,202 I swear to you. There's no thaw! 585 00:35:44,920 --> 00:35:45,921 Argh! 586 00:35:46,240 --> 00:35:47,685 The ice is melting! 587 00:35:48,160 --> 00:35:51,209 Quickly, quickly. That's it. 588 00:35:58,280 --> 00:36:01,602 Come on! Hurry! Come on! 589 00:36:02,720 --> 00:36:04,449 Something's happened. They've got the word out. 590 00:36:04,520 --> 00:36:05,885 We blow it now. 591 00:36:07,840 --> 00:36:09,080 Not yet. 592 00:36:11,200 --> 00:36:12,804 - The ice is melting! - Harriet. 593 00:36:13,600 --> 00:36:15,329 - Run. - But there's still people... 594 00:36:15,400 --> 00:36:16,811 Forget them. There's no time. 595 00:36:17,120 --> 00:36:18,246 Kitty? 596 00:36:18,360 --> 00:36:19,486 Run. 597 00:36:20,160 --> 00:36:21,491 Now! 598 00:36:36,640 --> 00:36:37,766 What? 599 00:36:46,880 --> 00:36:48,848 Out of my way! 600 00:36:53,240 --> 00:36:54,526 Quick! Get to the shore! 601 00:37:36,160 --> 00:37:38,049 Doctor! Doctor! 602 00:37:38,400 --> 00:37:39,561 Bill! 603 00:37:42,200 --> 00:37:43,247 Bill! 604 00:37:43,680 --> 00:37:44,806 You did it! 605 00:37:44,920 --> 00:37:46,081 She's free! 606 00:38:10,240 --> 00:38:11,366 Go. 607 00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:13,206 Where will she go? 608 00:38:13,280 --> 00:38:14,566 Somewhere cold, I imagine. 609 00:38:15,360 --> 00:38:18,489 Hopefully, she's smart enough to avoid you lot now. 610 00:38:18,560 --> 00:38:20,324 You... What if she isn't? 611 00:38:20,640 --> 00:38:22,722 What if we just, like, doomed Greenland? 612 00:38:23,960 --> 00:38:25,325 I'll check in on Greenland. 613 00:38:29,920 --> 00:38:31,490 How long is she? 614 00:38:34,680 --> 00:38:36,330 Aw... 615 00:38:44,280 --> 00:38:45,884 Can you hear that? 616 00:38:52,160 --> 00:38:53,446 Hattie, look! 617 00:38:59,480 --> 00:39:01,005 No pinching anything, you hear me? 618 00:39:02,040 --> 00:39:04,646 And no staring like gapeseeds when the lady talks peculiar. 619 00:39:05,480 --> 00:39:07,209 It's rude. 620 00:39:08,360 --> 00:39:11,887 Get a load of you lot! Cute house. Come in. 621 00:39:16,240 --> 00:39:17,730 You gonna tell us what we're here for? 622 00:39:18,680 --> 00:39:20,125 A very long time I hope. 623 00:39:31,680 --> 00:39:33,205 Go on! 624 00:39:33,280 --> 00:39:34,406 Eat as much as you like. 625 00:39:41,400 --> 00:39:43,801 Er, you boy, remind me, what's your name? 626 00:39:44,160 --> 00:39:45,286 Perry. 627 00:39:46,400 --> 00:39:49,165 Perry. His name's Perry. Why? 628 00:39:50,960 --> 00:39:54,362 Er, apparently, Lord Sutcliffe's long-lost heir can't be a girl. 629 00:40:11,040 --> 00:40:13,008 We must have changed something, right? 630 00:40:13,280 --> 00:40:15,567 I mean, people saw a monster in the Thames. 631 00:40:16,680 --> 00:40:18,364 Oh, it doesn't look any different. 632 00:40:20,200 --> 00:40:21,804 All right. 633 00:40:22,840 --> 00:40:24,001 Here you go. 634 00:40:24,840 --> 00:40:26,126 Here's your tea. 635 00:40:27,080 --> 00:40:29,970 And I put a bit of coffee in it as well just to give it some flavour. 636 00:40:30,720 --> 00:40:34,611 See? It's much better when you stick to your oath. 637 00:40:38,600 --> 00:40:42,525 Oh, sir, no. This is unacceptable. This is beyond unacceptable. 638 00:40:42,600 --> 00:40:44,648 - This is naughty. - Language. 639 00:40:44,760 --> 00:40:47,081 I don't get it. "London 1814." 640 00:40:48,040 --> 00:40:50,407 "Monster." "Sea creature." "Serpent." 641 00:40:51,200 --> 00:40:53,282 "Really, really big fish." Nothing. 642 00:40:54,080 --> 00:40:56,970 Sir, you said you wouldn't be going off-world. 643 00:40:57,760 --> 00:41:00,240 Do these look like off-world clothes to you? 644 00:41:00,560 --> 00:41:02,483 But, sir, you said you'd be coming back to your office. 645 00:41:02,760 --> 00:41:04,205 Look. Here I am. 646 00:41:04,800 --> 00:41:09,761 I'm in my office. I'm drinking my tea, in my specially-chosen tea clothes. 647 00:41:09,920 --> 00:41:11,206 I don't understand. 648 00:41:11,520 --> 00:41:13,090 How could it not have been headline news? 649 00:41:13,160 --> 00:41:15,322 Never underestimate the collective human ability 650 00:41:15,400 --> 00:41:17,129 to overlook the inexplicable. 651 00:41:17,240 --> 00:41:20,847 Also, the Frost Fair involved a lot of day drinking. May I? 652 00:41:23,160 --> 00:41:25,481 You can always rely upon the papers to miss a headline. 653 00:41:28,880 --> 00:41:31,247 "Shock as steel fortune is passed to street urchin." 654 00:41:31,840 --> 00:41:34,923 Sir, we need to talk. Your oath. 655 00:41:35,360 --> 00:41:36,486 - Give us a coin. - What? 656 00:41:36,680 --> 00:41:39,923 "The new Lord Sutcliffe was found starving on London's streets." 657 00:41:40,640 --> 00:41:42,130 "Inheritance was contested." 658 00:41:42,680 --> 00:41:45,445 Everyone got super mad. Blah, blah, blah... 659 00:41:45,720 --> 00:41:47,643 "Urchin boy deemed legitimate." 660 00:41:48,160 --> 00:41:49,650 Oh, my God, it worked! 661 00:41:50,560 --> 00:41:53,086 You did it. You saved them. 662 00:41:54,680 --> 00:41:55,841 You did. 663 00:41:56,480 --> 00:42:00,485 - You gave the order, boss. - Sir... 664 00:42:02,880 --> 00:42:04,211 Give me a coin. 665 00:42:05,240 --> 00:42:06,571 We'll toss for it. 666 00:42:06,920 --> 00:42:08,809 Heads the TARDIS stays put... 667 00:42:09,720 --> 00:42:10,926 Tails... 668 00:42:12,320 --> 00:42:13,765 You leave me alone. 669 00:42:17,960 --> 00:42:19,803 Leave him alone. 670 00:42:19,880 --> 00:42:21,609 Chance would be a fine thing. 671 00:42:21,720 --> 00:42:23,006 Leave me alone. 672 00:42:23,240 --> 00:42:25,322 How's about that for a new idea? 673 00:42:25,760 --> 00:42:27,967 Never asked to be reassembled, did I? 674 00:42:31,080 --> 00:42:32,320 Knocking. 675 00:42:33,960 --> 00:42:35,530 What's that about? 676 00:42:36,640 --> 00:42:38,768 No one's gonna open the door just because you're knocking. 677 00:42:41,240 --> 00:42:43,846 Oh, getting cocky now, are you? 678 00:42:43,960 --> 00:42:46,281 Why? What do you think you know? 679 00:42:48,960 --> 00:42:50,530 What has he told you? 680 00:42:52,320 --> 00:42:54,926 Because yeah, he might have a little friend now 681 00:42:55,040 --> 00:42:57,088 and yeah, he may be a little bit distracted, 682 00:42:57,160 --> 00:42:58,366 but I'll tell you something, 683 00:42:58,440 --> 00:43:00,010 I'm still here! 684 00:43:00,320 --> 00:43:01,731 And as long as I'm still here, 685 00:43:01,800 --> 00:43:04,167 you are going nowhere! 686 00:43:11,800 --> 00:43:13,450 Are you looking for somewhere to live? 687 00:43:15,520 --> 00:43:16,601 That's your house? 688 00:43:16,840 --> 00:43:18,410 Sharing, yeah. Six of us. 689 00:43:18,680 --> 00:43:20,682 - How do you get into the tower? - You don't. 690 00:43:21,120 --> 00:43:23,043 What's that noise? 691 00:43:23,160 --> 00:43:24,525 There's a massive mystery going on. 692 00:43:25,240 --> 00:43:27,004 See you in the morning. 693 00:43:28,040 --> 00:43:29,769 The house is eating people. 694 00:43:32,840 --> 00:43:34,888 No, no, no. There's something in here. 695 00:43:35,240 --> 00:43:36,969 Come back, hey! 696 00:43:37,440 --> 00:43:40,330 You signed the contract. It's time to pay.