1 00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:07,000 MUSIC: Weird People by Little Mix 2 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:10,000 So...Felicity... Hi. Harry, Pavel... Hi. Paul. 3 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:15,000 Everyone, this is Bill, your new housemate. Be nice! 4 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:17,000 ALL LAUGH 5 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:19,000 Six bedrooms? 6 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:22,000 I've got audio equipment. so some extra space would be good. 7 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:24,000 I'd quite like underfloor heating. 8 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:34,000 This is bedroom five... It hasn't got a door...? 9 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:37,000 ..and bedroom six is through there. 10 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:41,000 As you can see, 11 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:44,000 this offers more space. 12 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:50,000 LOUD RUMBLING 13 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:54,000 ALARM BLARES 14 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:58,000 What do other people do? 15 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:01,000 Other people have money. 16 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:04,000 Forgive me, but are you looking for somewhere to live? 17 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:08,000 GATES CREAK 18 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:10,000 Oh, wow! 19 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:13,000 Oh, mate, check out the tower. 20 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:15,000 I'm afraid the tower is unsafe. 21 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:18,000 Bill, look at it! 22 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:21,000 Yeah, but why's it so cheap? 23 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:23,000 This place is great! 24 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:25,000 The rooms are HUGE! 25 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:28,000 Can I move in tonight? My halls are kicking me out. 26 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:29,000 Yes. Yes, of course. 27 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:31,000 So, you'll sign the contract? 28 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:33,000 ALL: Yes! Of course. 29 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:36,000 PEN CLICKS 30 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:37,000 Bill? 31 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:48,000 THUNDER RUMBLES 32 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:58,000 FLOORBOARDS CREAK 33 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:01,000 HE CREAKS BOARD 34 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:04,000 (Wicked!) 35 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:11,000 THUNDER RUMBLES AND CRASHES 36 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:30,000 WIND HOWLS 37 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:33,000 HE BLOWS 38 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:40,000 MUSIC PLAYS: Sonata No.1 in G Minor by Itzhak Perlman 39 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:42,000 BOLTS CLANK 40 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:43,000 CREAKING 41 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:50,000 CREAKING NEARBY 42 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:58,000 THUNDER CRASHES 43 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:06,000 What? 44 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:07,000 No, no! No, no! 45 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:09,000 Stop! NEEDLE SCRATCHES AND SKIPS 46 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:11,000 Stop! HE SCREAMS 47 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:06,000 Three... 48 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:07,000 two... 49 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:09,000 one... FAINT THRUMMING 50 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:13,000 METALLIC THRUMMING 51 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:15,000 SHE GIGGLES 52 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:18,000 That's all you've got? 53 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:22,000 I thought you'd have loads. Thanks for helping, yeah? 54 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:28,000 You should hire this out. 55 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:32,000 Like a removal service... 56 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:35,000 Removals? Bill, I'm a Time Lord... 57 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:37,000 "Time Lord"? What's that? Your job? No! 58 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:40,000 It's, er, my people, my species. 59 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:42,000 Doesn't sound like a species. 60 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:45,000 Sounds posh, like, "Yes, my lord!" Doff my cap. 61 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:48,000 Oh, well, that's why I gave it up. Ran away. 62 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:51,000 SHE SCOFFS "Time Lords"(!) That's hilarious! 63 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:54,000 Do you wear robes and big hats? No, big collars mostly. 64 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:59,000 Do you want the postcode? Sorry? To find the house? 65 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:02,000 Bill, the TARDIS uses multi-dimensional 66 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:05,000 space-time coordinates. 67 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:06,000 So, you know where it is? 68 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:10,000 OK, right, put the postcode in here. 69 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:14,000 Saw the bedroom. Do you sleep here? 70 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:16,000 If I need to. 71 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:17,000 Done? Yeah. 72 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:20,000 HE CRANKS LEVER "If I need to"? What does that mean? 73 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:21,000 TARDIS THRUMS Sleep's for tortoises. 74 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:23,000 Not "Time Lords"? No! 75 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:26,000 Unless we've regenerated or had a big lunch. "Regenerated"? 76 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:31,000 Oh, the questions, the questions, the questions...! 77 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:34,000 Just remember "Time Lords". That's enough for now. 78 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:36,000 FAINT THUD Oh, here we are! 79 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:39,000 BIRDSONG 80 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:43,000 HE GROANS 81 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:47,000 Oh, I'll use the TARDIS. Take it all to your room. 82 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:49,000 Firstly, I don't know which one my room is, 83 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:53,000 and, secondly, that's weird and I want to make a good impression. 84 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:54,000 It's cool, I'll just, um... 85 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:57,000 get everything out of the TARDIS and then you can go. 86 00:05:57,000 --> 00:05:58,000 Thanks for the lift, though! 87 00:05:58,000 --> 00:06:00,000 Bye! 88 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:02,000 WOOD CREAKS AND STRAINS 89 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:05,000 That's your house? 90 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:07,000 Sharing. Yeah. Six of us. 91 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:09,000 Renting. 92 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:11,000 I thought you were students? 93 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:12,000 Yeah, I was like, "What's the catch?" 94 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:15,000 but, actually, it's fine, just a bit draughty. 95 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:18,000 "Draughty"? 96 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:23,000 CREAKING AND STRAINING 97 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:28,000 LEAVES RUSTLE 98 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:31,000 I meant draughty inside. 99 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:35,000 Interesting. I'll help you in. 100 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:37,000 No, no, no - it's fine! You really don't have to! 101 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:41,000 Really not a problem! No! Wait! Honestly, um...if you just... 102 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:43,000 If you just go and do history or whatever... 103 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:46,000 SHE SIGHS 104 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:48,000 Hey! Where have you been? I thought... 105 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:49,000 Oh, you're the Doctor. 106 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:52,000 Yes, hi, can I get past? He's just helping with the move. 107 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:55,000 Helping? He's just my... Friend. ..grandad. 108 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:57,000 Wait, I don't look old enough to... 109 00:06:57,000 --> 00:07:00,000 ..to hold that box for very long. 110 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:02,000 Yeah! 111 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:06,000 How exciting is this?! 112 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:07,000 Oh, wow! 113 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:08,000 Doctor! Legend! 114 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:11,000 He's my grandad. 115 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:12,000 Aw! Come on! 116 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:14,000 Father, at least. Please! 117 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:16,000 All right, grand-FATHER. 118 00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:21,000 You really can go now, though. 119 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:25,000 Thanks for the help. Job done! 120 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:27,000 OK. 121 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:29,000 Bye. 122 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:32,000 Bye. 123 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:38,000 He's your grandad? That's awesome! 124 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:41,000 Mine went greypacking on the Great Wall Of China with his boyfriend, 125 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:43,000 but they got arrested for trying to steal a bit. 126 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:45,000 Bit of what? The wall. 127 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:47,000 OK...! 128 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:49,000 You want a hand? Uh, yeah. 129 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:53,000 Thanks. 130 00:07:58,000 --> 00:08:01,000 I keep thinking there's going to be one of those bookcases 131 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:03,000 that you pull special books and it's a secret passage! 132 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:05,000 Yeah. Spooky! 133 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:06,000 SHE SIGHS 134 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:13,000 PAVEL'S RECORD SKIPS 135 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:19,000 Met Pavel on my first day. 136 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:20,000 Often does this. 137 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:23,000 Sits in his room for days. Says it gets him in the zone. 138 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:26,000 All these lot are empty. 139 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:32,000 Yeah, this is nice. 140 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:35,000 I picked my room before I'd even seen up here. 141 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:36,000 I thought you wanted the tower? 142 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:38,000 Yeah, I wish. Can't find a way in. 143 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:43,000 There's a freshers' party in the park tonight. 144 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:45,000 This lot aren't interested, but it could be fun. 145 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:47,000 WIND WHISTLES 146 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:52,000 Or not! But either way, I was saying we should throw our own party. 147 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:54,000 You know, pop-up! 148 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:57,000 Freestyle! Boom! 149 00:08:57,000 --> 00:08:58,000 SHE LAUGHS 150 00:08:58,000 --> 00:09:00,000 Yeah, sounds good. 151 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:08,000 See you later, then. Sure. 152 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:17,000 Here you go, Mum. My own place. 153 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:18,000 You proud? 154 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:22,000 Thanks! 155 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:30,000 WALL CREAKS 156 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:32,000 Rrrrrrrr! 157 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:34,000 SHE LAUGHS 158 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:38,000 CREAKING AND GROANING 159 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:42,000 Stop it. 160 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:45,000 There's no living puddles or... 161 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:48,000 ..weird robots, big fish, 162 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:51,000 just a new house, 163 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:53,000 and people you don't know. 164 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:56,000 Not scary at all. 165 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:04,000 WOOD CREAKS AND GROANS 166 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:07,000 THUNDER RUMBLES 167 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:13,000 KEYPAD TONES 168 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:15,000 I just get nervous when there's no reception. 169 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:18,000 Like something bad's going to happen. Have to get a landline. 170 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:20,000 "Landline"! What is this? Scotland? 171 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:25,000 Actually, I was unpacking just now and heard this...tapping, 172 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:28,000 little footsteps, like, in the room above? What?! 173 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:30,000 Oo-oo-oo-ooh! 174 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:33,000 Maybe it's a little doll that's come to life. 175 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:36,000 Or a massive, freaky spider. 176 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:39,000 Probably just a mouse. Yeah, we know! Just messing with her. 177 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:41,000 "Mice"? If there's mice, I'm leaving. 178 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:43,000 RATTLING 179 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:47,000 What's that?! Pavel? Pavel's upstairs. 180 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:49,000 RATTLING 181 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:54,000 Paul, go and have a look. Why me? You're physically the biggest. 182 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:56,000 And the most expendable. 183 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:58,000 CLUNK! 184 00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:01,000 It's in the kitchen. 185 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:04,000 It's all right. I'll go. 186 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:17,000 CLATTERING AND BANGING 187 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:24,000 SMASHING 188 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:29,000 CLATTERING NEARBY Maybe it's just the central heating? 189 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:38,000 METALLIC CLATTERING 190 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:41,000 SONIC SCREWDRIVER TRILLS There isn't any. I thought... 191 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:43,000 He'd gone home! Me, too! 192 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:44,000 Isn't any what? 193 00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:45,000 Central heating. 194 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:47,000 I've been looking around. Inside and out. 195 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:49,000 Very interesting. Lots of wood. 196 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:51,000 Why are you still here? 197 00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:54,000 Do you know what that is? 198 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:57,000 That's an oil-burning heater. 199 00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:58,000 You might need it. 200 00:11:58,000 --> 00:12:01,000 There's no washing machine either. The hob is from the '30s. 201 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:04,000 Thanks very much. The power sockets will not take your devices. 202 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:08,000 Oh! I thought it was just my room. No, no, no. They're out of date. 203 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:12,000 What's that...smell? 204 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:17,000 Is that Chinese food? I love Chinese! Doctor...! 205 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:23,000 There might be a few old things, but it just needs updating. 206 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:25,000 It's not like there's some massive mystery going on. 207 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:28,000 Did you hear the trees creaking outside when we arrived? 208 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:30,000 Yeah. It was the wind. 209 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:32,000 There wasn't any wind. 210 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:35,000 You should find another house. 211 00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:37,000 Mm, I don't think so. 212 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:39,000 The rooms are really big. 213 00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:41,000 Exactly, it's still the best place for the money. 214 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:45,000 I'll just call the landlord, sort it out. You can't. No reception. 215 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:47,000 OK, so I'll go down the hill... 216 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:48,000 Oh! 217 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:49,000 Hi. 218 00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:53,000 Didn't hear you come in. 219 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:57,000 For a man such as myself, discretion is second nature. 220 00:12:57,000 --> 00:13:02,000 So, a gathering. You're all here... No, except one. 221 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:04,000 - Pavel's upstairs. - And one in addition. 222 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:07,000 He's the Doctor. Doctor...? 223 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:09,000 BILL STAMMERS Yeah, he's my...grandfather. 224 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:12,000 You're assisting with the relocation? That's right, yeah. 225 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:16,000 It's a heartbreaking experience, to leave one's charge behind. 226 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:18,000 All alone in the big, wide world. 227 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:19,000 Indeed. Yes. 228 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:22,000 You got children? I... 229 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:23,000 Yes, a daughter. 230 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:26,000 But I'm most fortunate. She's still under my protection. 231 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:30,000 So long as that's the case, I'm most content. 232 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:33,000 So, I was calling to see if everything was satisfactory? 233 00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:35,000 Actually, there are a few things... 234 00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:37,000 Yes, I see. Go on. No central heating? 235 00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:40,000 The power sockets are wrong. A landline. Some new furniture. 236 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:42,000 There's no mobile reception. And some curtains. Carpets? 237 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:44,000 Have you got a cat? CRUNCH! 238 00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:49,000 HE MUNCHES 239 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:53,000 A cat? 240 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:59,000 Yeah, um, Harry said that he heard some noise upstairs, 241 00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:01,000 like walking around? 242 00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:03,000 No cats. 243 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:05,000 No pets. 244 00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:08,000 You understand I won't be able to do any of this tonight? 245 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:11,000 But as soon as possible. Yes. Knock on wood. 246 00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:12,000 Do what I can. WOOD CREAKS 247 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:15,000 That's another thing, the house is really creaky. 248 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:17,000 Everything you touch, it's like, "Eeeeuuuurrr!" 249 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:19,000 It's unavoidable, my dear. 250 00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:21,000 How do you get into the tower? You don't! 251 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:27,000 The tower is specifically excluded from the terms of our agreement. 252 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:30,000 Oh, right, well... 253 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:33,000 Thank you. No tower. Got it. 254 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:34,000 Right. 255 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:42,000 Are you staying here tonight? Yes. 256 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:44,000 No, he's not. I'm not sure. There's no reason to. 257 00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:47,000 I probably will. There isn't a bed, so... 258 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:48,000 All right. 259 00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:52,000 Sorry, excuse me. Sorry, sorry, sorry... 260 00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:55,000 Who, um... 261 00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:56,000 Who's the Prime Minister? 262 00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:00,000 I beg your pardon? 263 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:03,000 Margaret Thatcher? Harriet Jones? Wilson? Eden? 264 00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:04,000 HE CHUCKLES 265 00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:07,000 I think it's better to leave your granddaughter with her friends. 266 00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:11,000 They seem respectable, and I'll keep an eye, of course. 267 00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:17,000 TUNING FORK PINGS 268 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:20,000 I'll attend to your requirements in the morning. 269 00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:21,000 In the meantime, sleep well. 270 00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:23,000 TUNING FORK SINGS 271 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:33,000 I take it back. You're fine. 272 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:35,000 HE'S weird. 273 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:37,000 Oh! The washing machine! 274 00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:40,000 HINGES CREAK 275 00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:42,000 THUNDER RUMBLES 276 00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:45,000 That's weird. 277 00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:49,000 He's not there. 278 00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:51,000 SCRITCHING 279 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:54,000 That's it! SCRITCHING 280 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:56,000 That's the noise I heard. 281 00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:58,000 Fascinating... 282 00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:01,000 SCRITCHING NEARBY 283 00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:06,000 HE THUDS 284 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:08,000 It's just pipes. I'm going to bed. 285 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:12,000 Yeah. Might go up, as well. Me, too - locking my door though! 286 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:14,000 Grandfather? 287 00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:19,000 Hello! Yeah. 288 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:21,000 Perhaps you should leave now? 289 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:26,000 No, I'm fine. Or at least then, go and sleep outside in...the car? 290 00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:28,000 Are you two tired? Well... 291 00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:30,000 Good! No, I'm going to hang about with Simon. Harry. 292 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:34,000 And Florence. Felicity. Yeah, why? Well, we're going to chill. Yeah? 293 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:37,000 Yeah, OK. Yes. Put some tunes on. Yes? Yes! All right. 294 00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:39,000 See? I'm good at making friends. Give me your phone. 295 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:42,000 But why? There's no reception. Phone. 296 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:47,000 MUSIC PLAYS: Black Magic by Little Mix 297 00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:50,000 I LOVE this. Do you know who this is? 298 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:53,000 Do I know who this is? Yes, I know who this is... 299 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:58,000 Yeah, it's Spotify so it's probably random. "Little...Mix". 300 00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:00,000 You like Little Mix? Clearly she does. 301 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:03,000 Look! There's a whole playlist here. What else have you got on it? 302 00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:04,000 Can I have a word, please? 303 00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:12,000 Honestly, Doctor, there's nothing going on. 304 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:14,000 Nothing weird, nothing alien. 305 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:17,000 Just an old house and a dodgy landlord, 306 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:20,000 which is pretty standard for students. 307 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:23,000 I'll see you later for more exciting TARDIS action, 308 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:26,000 but, basically, this is the bit of my life that you're not in. 309 00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:29,000 You know what I mean? 310 00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:31,000 I know what you mean. 311 00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:32,000 Thanks. 312 00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:35,000 So, up the wooden hill you go. 313 00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:37,000 Sleep well. OK... 314 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:39,000 Maybe before you do, you should check on your friend, 315 00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:42,000 who hasn't been seen for a day and who has strange music 316 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:44,000 coming out of his room. They said he just does that. 317 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:46,000 Nobody "just does" anything. 318 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:50,000 You're not leaving, are you? No. 319 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:52,000 Your friend will probably be fine. 320 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:54,000 HE TAPS Knock on wood. 321 00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:59,000 We need to have a talk about your taste in music. You coming up? 322 00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:01,000 Yeah. 323 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:08,000 SCRITCHING 324 00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:12,000 HINGES CREAK 325 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:14,000 Oh, this freaky Scooby-Doo house! 326 00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:20,000 Bill, if you get scared in the night, you know where I am, yeah? 327 00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:23,000 What? Just, if you need any... of my help, 328 00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:26,000 or my whatever, you know? 329 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:27,000 Yeah, um... 330 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:30,000 I get that you're into me, 331 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:32,000 but, um, sorry, you're not my type. 332 00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:36,000 It's just, I tend to go for girls, usually, so... 333 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:39,000 Oh! Oh, right! 334 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:41,000 I was never in with a chance. Awesome! 335 00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:43,000 CREAKING Jeez! Stop! 336 00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:45,000 This is what I'm talking about. 337 00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:47,000 HE CREAKS BOARD 338 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:49,000 This stuff really freaks you out, doesn't it? No. 339 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:53,000 It's just annoying! Ah. Go to bed! Sure. 340 00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:55,000 WOOD CREAKS AND STRAINS 341 00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:57,000 HE CREAKS THE FLOORBOARD 342 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:01,000 See you in the morning... Agh! 343 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:02,000 Night, then! 344 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:07,000 Why didn't you get a room next to me, like we said? 345 00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:10,000 What? I don't know. Doesn't mean anything. 346 00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:12,000 I'm not cool enough, is that it? No. Shut up! 347 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:14,000 These are my mates, too. PAUL IMITATES GHOST 348 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:17,000 Paul! Not funny! 349 00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:19,000 Do you fancy him? 350 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:21,000 No! Who? Paul? Why? No. 351 00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:24,000 HE YELLS Hey! It's not funny! 352 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:26,000 CREAKING, CRASHING, HE SCREAMS 353 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:31,000 Paul?! 354 00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:34,000 Are you OK? 355 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:38,000 SHE KNOCKS Mate, come on. We got the joke. 356 00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:43,000 KNOCKING 357 00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:44,000 THEY LAUGH 358 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:47,000 See? He's fine! OK! 359 00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:50,000 See you in the morning. 360 00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:51,000 KNOCKING 361 00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:52,000 What? 362 00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:54,000 KNOCKING ALL AROUND 363 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:55,000 Er, what's going on? 364 00:19:58,000 --> 00:19:59,000 Paul? 365 00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:02,000 KNOCKING FROM ALL DIRECTIONS 366 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:05,000 We should get the Doctor. Why, what's he going to do? Lecture? 367 00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:07,000 CRASHING 368 00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:10,000 Just a normal day, just a normal day... 369 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:12,000 SHUTTERS CLATTER 370 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:13,000 Up! 371 00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:19,000 MUSIC PLAYS 372 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:23,000 Do you like this music, Doctor? Reminds me of Quincy Jones. 373 00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:25,000 I stepped in for him once. 374 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:29,000 The bassist he'd hired turned out to be a Klarj Neon Death Voc-Bot. 375 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:34,000 What was worse, he couldn't play. This is very interesting. 376 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:37,000 The door? Because it isn't. Isn't...? 377 00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:39,000 A door. Any more. 378 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:41,000 Try to open it. 379 00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:46,000 Come on. Shireen did it a minute ago. 380 00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:48,000 DOOR RATTLES So, it's locked. No. Look. 381 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:52,000 It's completely sealed. 382 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:54,000 I don't understand... 383 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:57,000 BANGING 384 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:06,000 The shutters. What about them? 385 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:08,000 Closed by themselves. 386 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:16,000 Sealed. So...we're trapped! 387 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:19,000 Maybe that's the idea. 388 00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:21,000 What do you mean? SCRITCHING 389 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:22,000 What's that? 390 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:24,000 WOOD CREAKS AND GROANS 391 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:26,000 No, no, no! There's something in here. I can't be trapped! 392 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:28,000 I can't! Wait! 393 00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:32,000 BANGING 394 00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:37,000 SHE GRUNTS 395 00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:39,000 Don't go out there! I can't be trapped! 396 00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:41,000 Agh! 397 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:42,000 HE BANGS ON SHUTTER 398 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:43,000 CREAKING 399 00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:45,000 Great. 400 00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:46,000 Now, we're stuck here. 401 00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:49,000 Why did you try and stop her?! Listen! 402 00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:51,000 SCRITCHING 403 00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:57,000 CLANKING AND CLATTERING 404 00:21:57,000 --> 00:22:00,000 SHE SHIVERS Police... Call the police... Call... 405 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:02,000 WOOD CREAKS AND GROANS 406 00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:07,000 WOOD STRAINS 407 00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:09,000 SHE SCREAMS 408 00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:11,000 DISTANT SCREAMS 409 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:14,000 BOTH GRUNT 410 00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:17,000 What happened to her? 411 00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:18,000 What's going on? 412 00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:21,000 Do you think it's like she said? A thing? 413 00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:23,000 Maybe. 414 00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:27,000 And so, is it out there now? Or in here? Or both? 415 00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:29,000 I'm scared. Don't be. 416 00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:32,000 Why not? It doesn't help. 417 00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:34,000 HE TAPS 418 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:38,000 Who's there? 419 00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:40,000 PAVEL'S RECORD SKIPS 420 00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:54,000 Agh! God! 421 00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:55,000 Pavel? 422 00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:05,000 Pavel? 423 00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:07,000 Do you think he can hear us? 424 00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:12,000 It'll be OK. 425 00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:15,000 Is this what happened to Paul? 426 00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:16,000 Do we call an ambulance? No reception. 427 00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:18,000 Shireen, please, sort the record out. 428 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:21,000 HE SNUFFLES AGITATEDLY Oh, no! Wait, wait, wait! 429 00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:26,000 Is it something to do with the music? 430 00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:32,000 Did someone do this to you? 431 00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:34,000 CREAKING 432 00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:38,000 I have no desire to intrude, but I felt there was a problem... 433 00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:40,000 How did you get up here? It's sealed shut! 434 00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:44,000 Music can be pleasant, but a simple repetition like that... 435 00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:46,000 it's merely a distraction from the inevitable. 436 00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:49,000 Hope is its own form of cruelty. MUSIC STOPS 437 00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:51,000 Pavel! No, wait! Put it back! 438 00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:53,000 WOOD CREAKS AND GROANS 439 00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:56,000 Oh, look! 440 00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:00,000 He's released. 441 00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:03,000 Mercy at last. 442 00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:05,000 Beautiful, isn't it? 443 00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:08,000 Nature contained. 444 00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:14,000 He's preserved in the walls, in the very fabric of the building forever. 445 00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:17,000 So, the house is...eating people? 446 00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:20,000 We must all pay our dues. But not you? 447 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:22,000 Correct. 448 00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:24,000 I am the exception. 449 00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:30,000 HE TAPS For I am your landlord. 450 00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:31,000 SCRITCHING 451 00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:33,000 You came here, you signed the contract. 452 00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:36,000 And now... 453 00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:39,000 HE TAPS TUNING FORK 454 00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:41,000 It's time to pay. 455 00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:44,000 TUNING FORK SINGS 456 00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:46,000 LOUD SCRITCHING Go. 457 00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:48,000 WOOD CREAKS AND GROANS 458 00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:53,000 What's that noise?! SCRITCHING ALL AROUND 459 00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:55,000 That tower! It was at the back of the building. 460 00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:58,000 Logically, the door should be at the end of this corridor. 461 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:02,000 Look for a way in! 462 00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:05,000 Indiana Jones... Come on! 463 00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:12,000 Yes! The tower! 464 00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:15,000 DOOR SLAMS 465 00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:19,000 What if something's got into the wood? 466 00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:21,000 Into the lathes, behind the plaster, 467 00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:24,000 into the very fabric of the house? 468 00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:28,000 Wood nymphs, 469 00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:31,000 tree spirits... 470 00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:33,000 ..dryads. 471 00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:36,000 Anything's possible. 472 00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:42,000 Doctor, what are you doing? 473 00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:45,000 We need to get out and call the police! 474 00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:46,000 WOOD CREAKS AND GROANS Who's there? 475 00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:49,000 Doctor, you're provoking it. WOOD CREAKS AND GROANS LOUDLY 476 00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:52,000 It's getting louder! Wake up! Wake up! Out you come! 477 00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:55,000 SCRITCHING 478 00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:58,000 Oh! 479 00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:00,000 I was expecting something quite different. 480 00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:03,000 A gaseous creature. Or microscopic! 481 00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:05,000 Did you see it move through the wood? 482 00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:08,000 Interacting at a cellular level. This must be alien! Got to be alien! 483 00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:10,000 What are you doing here? On your holidays? 484 00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:12,000 Harry - get a matchbox. A matchbox?! 485 00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:16,000 All right, a shoe box, don't let it get away! What do you mean "alien"? 486 00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:18,000 Oh, little one! WOOD CREAKS AND GROANS 487 00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:19,000 Doctor... 488 00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:21,000 Oh! It can move fast! 489 00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:22,000 Where's that box? 490 00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:23,000 Doctor! What?! 491 00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:26,000 LOUD SCRITCHING 492 00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:27,000 Ah. 493 00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:31,000 Now, this starts to make sense. 494 00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:33,000 Yes. Dryads indeed. 495 00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:34,000 We need to get out. 496 00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:39,000 We can't! 497 00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:41,000 Harry, in here! 498 00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:47,000 What's the point of hiding in a cupboard? It's not a cupboard! 499 00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:50,000 LOUD SCRITCHING 500 00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:53,000 WHIRRING 501 00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:55,000 SONIC SCREWDRIVER TRILLS 502 00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:57,000 CLANKING 503 00:26:57,000 --> 00:26:58,000 What are they? 504 00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:02,000 Look like insects but you're saying they can shut doors, trap us? 505 00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:05,000 They're not just in the wood, 506 00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:07,000 they're becoming the wood itself. 507 00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:09,000 Total infestation. 508 00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:11,000 Infestation of the Dryads! 509 00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:13,000 You're talking like you've seen things like this before. 510 00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:16,000 No, actually. You said they were "alien"? 511 00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:19,000 Well, they could be native to this planet, 512 00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:21,000 but I've never seen them before. Have you? 513 00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:24,000 That's what they're called? Dryads? That's what I'm calling them, yes. 514 00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:28,000 You've gone crazy. Well, I can't just call them "lice", can I? 515 00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:39,000 DOOR KNOB SQUEAKS 516 00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:55,000 MUSIC BOX TINKLES MELODY 517 00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:01,000 SHE GASPS 518 00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:03,000 (There's something behind there.) 519 00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:05,000 WOMAN'S VOICE: Father? 520 00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:07,000 Is that you? 521 00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:10,000 BOTH STIFLE GASPS 522 00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:15,000 SCRITCHING 523 00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:24,000 Maybe it belonged to a family that used to live here? 524 00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:28,000 Harry, there's six boxes. 525 00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:33,000 Tenancy agreement. Same as ours. 526 00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:36,000 Six signatures. 527 00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:40,000 "Jake Christie, Annie Wren, Jonathan Frost..." 528 00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:42,000 What's the date? 529 00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:44,000 Um, 1997. 530 00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:48,000 "Sarah Tiller, Mark Hopethorne, Carl Richards." 531 00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:50,000 They move in... 532 00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:51,000 relax... 533 00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:54,000 ..go to their rooms... 534 00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:59,000 ..then panic. 535 00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:02,000 Infestation. 536 00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:08,000 Doctor! 537 00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:18,000 1977. 538 00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:22,000 1957. Every 20 years... 539 00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:24,000 WOOD CREAKS AND GROANS 540 00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:26,000 There's something coming! 541 00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:27,000 Good. 542 00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:41,000 Christie, Wren, Frost, Tiller, Hopethorne, Richards. 543 00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:44,000 Fine young men and women. 544 00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:45,000 As were all the others. 545 00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:49,000 Where are they? 546 00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:51,000 In the house. 547 00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:53,000 What? Where? We haven't seen them. 548 00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:56,000 He means they're IN the house. 549 00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:00,000 The wood, Harry. 550 00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:04,000 Don't think I haven't considered the consequences, Doctor. So, why do it? 551 00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:10,000 My daughter was dying. 552 00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:11,000 What are you talking about? 553 00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:14,000 Nothing could be done... 554 00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:18,000 ..until these creatures saved her. 555 00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:23,000 We'd do anything to protect them. 556 00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:26,000 Your daughter, she's here, she's in the house, isn't she? 557 00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:30,000 Indeed, and she MUST survive. 558 00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:31,000 We have to get out! 559 00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:34,000 Harry, stay with me! 560 00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:36,000 Come back, Harry! Come back! 561 00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:41,000 Aaah! Doctor! 562 00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:43,000 Get him out. 563 00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:46,000 HE TAPS TUNING FORK 564 00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:47,000 TUNING FORK SINGS 565 00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:50,000 SCRITCHING, HE SCREAMS 566 00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:54,000 God rest his soul. 567 00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:56,000 Bill! Is Bill all right? 568 00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:00,000 I'd be more concerned for yourself, Doctor. 569 00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:04,000 Your advanced age means you have less energy, less...matter, 570 00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:07,000 but they'll take what they can get. 571 00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:11,000 The insects are keeping your daughter alive. How does that work? 572 00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:13,000 Come on, call these off! 573 00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:17,000 Maybe I could help? I'm a doctor! 574 00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:20,000 SHE STAMMERS Are you OK? 575 00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:21,000 SOFT CREAKING 576 00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:23,000 Oh... 577 00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:27,000 I haven't had visitors in such a long time. 578 00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:32,000 My name is Eliza. 579 00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:35,000 I'm Bill. This is Shireen. 580 00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:36,000 Hey! 581 00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:45,000 I'm pleased to meet you. 582 00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:47,000 (Bill, look!) 583 00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:49,000 SHE CREAKS 584 00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:53,000 What? 585 00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:57,000 You've got something...just... 586 00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:58,000 just there. 587 00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:02,000 I'm a celebrity, get me out of here, yeah? 588 00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:05,000 Bill... 589 00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:08,000 SCRITCHING 590 00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:09,000 THUD! 591 00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:12,000 Cockroaches. Had them on my gap year in Morocco. 592 00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:13,000 No problem! Let's go. 593 00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:15,000 Shireen. 594 00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:19,000 SHE GASPS Oh, no! Oh, no! 595 00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:21,000 It's in my foot! 596 00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:23,000 LOUD SCRITCHING 597 00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:24,000 Shireen! 598 00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:26,000 SHE SCREAMS 599 00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:27,000 HUMMING 600 00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:31,000 I...I don't understand...she's... 601 00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:34,000 It's upsetting, I understand. 602 00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:38,000 But Father says we have to survive... 603 00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:47,000 Eliza, do not fear this man, 604 00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:49,000 he says he might be able to make you well. 605 00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:53,000 Bill, how are you? 606 00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:58,000 Yeah, yeah, I'm OK. Shireen... 607 00:32:58,000 --> 00:32:59,000 The lice? Yeah. 608 00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:01,000 Harry, too. Um, in brief - he's her dad. 609 00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:04,000 He's been keeping her alive with the bugs for about 70 years. 610 00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:07,000 Your friends are the food. I said that I could...help. 611 00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:14,000 Now, you must be Eliza. How are you feeling? Rotten? 612 00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:16,000 I am quite well. 613 00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:20,000 Administer your treatment, Doctor. What's the medical history here? 614 00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:24,000 What happened? Eliza, you were very ill? Yes. yes? 615 00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:29,000 The doctors had, um, given up on you, 616 00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:32,000 but then, one day, your father brings you a present... 617 00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:35,000 Where did you find them? On the roof? In the garden? 618 00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:40,000 'You find the insects. You bring them into the house 619 00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:43,000 'because you want to show them to her. 620 00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:46,000 'Presumably, just to... just to amuse her.' 621 00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:51,000 You couldn't have known what they were... Can you help her or not? 622 00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:52,000 I am helping! This is me helping! 623 00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:56,000 How did you find out their unique abilities? 624 00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:57,000 Did you bring them in here? 625 00:33:57,000 --> 00:34:00,000 You brought them in here, right, but what activated them? 626 00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:04,000 You use a tuning fork now, but... Pavel had that record on, a violin? 627 00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:06,000 High-pitched sounds. Yes. 628 00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:13,000 MUSIC BOX TINKLES MELODY 629 00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:15,000 WOOD CREAKS AND GROANS 630 00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:16,000 Soothes her to sleep. 631 00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:18,000 SCRITCHING 632 00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:19,000 'High-pitched sound. 633 00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:25,000 'You leave your daughter alone for the night, or so you believe. 634 00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:29,000 'The music wakes them. They set to work, and in the morning,' 635 00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:32,000 you find her revitalised, 636 00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:34,000 just...slightly wooden. 637 00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:41,000 You realise there's a way she can survive... Enough! 638 00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:43,000 No, wait, Doctor - that doesn't make sense. 639 00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:44,000 MUSIC BOX STOPS 640 00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:46,000 SCRITCHING FADES 641 00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:48,000 Can you not interrupt? I'm doing my thing here. 642 00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:50,000 But why would he pick up insects from the garden 643 00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:53,000 and bring them in to see his ill daughter? Everyone loves insects. 644 00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:55,000 I don't! They're fascinating! 645 00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:56,000 OK. 646 00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:58,000 Secondly, he's not wood. 647 00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:01,000 He's just like us. 648 00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:02,000 He's... 649 00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:04,000 Yes... 650 00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:08,000 So, if he's her father, and she was preserved 70 years ago... 651 00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:11,000 SONIC SCREWDRIVER TRILLS 652 00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:12,000 You... Oh! 653 00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:15,000 No flies on you, Bill. 654 00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:18,000 And no bugs in you. 655 00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:20,000 I do not understand. 656 00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:22,000 I forget, you see, your human lifespan - 657 00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:24,000 it's not long, is it? 658 00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:26,000 Do not let them trouble you... 659 00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:29,000 What do you remember of the past, Eliza? 660 00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:32,000 My...father... 661 00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:35,000 He knows what's best. 662 00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:37,000 Yes, the lice preserve the appearance and the voice, 663 00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:38,000 but not so much the memories. 664 00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:43,000 He's not your father. Am I right? No! Stop talking! 665 00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:45,000 Father, what's the matter? 666 00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:47,000 I don't understand... 667 00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:51,000 Your father would've had better things to do 668 00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:55,000 than playing with insects in the garden. 669 00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:57,000 But he isn't your father. 670 00:35:57,000 --> 00:36:01,000 When you were ill, he was sent out of the house, by the doctors 671 00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:03,000 who are failing to save his MOTHER! 672 00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:07,000 His...mother...? 673 00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:11,000 'Eliza, he's your son. 674 00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:16,000 'Your loving son.' 675 00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:27,000 SHE SOBS 676 00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:29,000 My son?! 677 00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:30,000 CREAKING 678 00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:35,000 TEARFULLY: Forgive me... 679 00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:39,000 Forgive me. 680 00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:50,000 'When you saw what the creatures had done, 681 00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:52,000 'you understood, didn't you? 682 00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:55,000 'The lice could keep your mother alive, 683 00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:57,000 'if you protected them, 684 00:36:57,000 --> 00:37:01,000 'tamed them, fed them.' 685 00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:02,000 If you could save the one 686 00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:05,000 who brought you into this world - wouldn't you?! 687 00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:11,000 HE SOBS Your silence is a confirmation. 688 00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:18,000 I did what you told me because I thought you knew best. 689 00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:21,000 But I... 690 00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:24,000 I am your mother? Yes... 691 00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:25,000 And you... 692 00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:30,000 All these children you've taken! 693 00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:33,000 You told me it was necessary! 694 00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:36,000 That we had no choice. That's right, it was. 695 00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:41,000 It meant we could stay together. Don't you understand? We were happy! 696 00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:45,000 I kept our lives a secret. 697 00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:48,000 And a secret we must remain. 698 00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:57,000 You have brought her nothing but misery and confusion! 699 00:37:57,000 --> 00:38:02,000 You will be taken, like the others! 700 00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:03,000 HE TAPS TUNING FORK 701 00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:05,000 TUNING FORK SINGS 702 00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:07,000 SCRITCHING 703 00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:10,000 OK, now's the time for the plan. 704 00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:14,000 That was it, no plan. Info dump, then busk. Well, start busking! 705 00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:16,000 Eliza, people have died and will continue to die 706 00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:20,000 unless you stop all this right now. How can I stop it?! 707 00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:21,000 You're the parent. 708 00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:23,000 You're in charge! 709 00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:33,000 That's it! 710 00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:37,000 HE TAPS WOOD Do what I say! 711 00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:39,000 I control you! 712 00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:42,000 No. 713 00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:45,000 It's me. 714 00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:47,000 I control them. 715 00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:52,000 Eliza, finish them now, take them, or you'll die! 716 00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:54,000 They'll destroy you! 717 00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:57,000 What's the point in surviving if you never see anyone, 718 00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:59,000 if you hide yourself away from the world? 719 00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:01,000 When did you last open the shutters? 720 00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:11,000 FIREWORKS FIZZ AND BANG, CHEERING 721 00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:15,000 The freshers' party in the park. 722 00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:17,000 Exactly. New friends. 723 00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:19,000 Fireworks! That's what life should be! 724 00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:23,000 I remember... 725 00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:26,000 My son... 726 00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:30,000 Leave my side at last. 727 00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:34,000 Go and see the world. 728 00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:36,000 No! I don't want to! 729 00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:39,000 If you won't finish them... 730 00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:44,000 ..I will! John! 731 00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:48,000 CREAKING, SCRITCHING 732 00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:51,000 My little boy, this has to end. 733 00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:53,000 No! We mustn't end! 734 00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:55,000 We have to destroy them! 735 00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:57,000 It's our time. 736 00:39:57,000 --> 00:40:00,000 SCRITCHING 737 00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:03,000 No, I don't want to! 738 00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:04,000 HE SOBS 739 00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:08,000 No, no... 740 00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:11,000 Thank you. 741 00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:17,000 SHE GASPS 742 00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:22,000 LOUD CREAKING AND GROANING We've got to get out of here. 743 00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:24,000 Is that...? 744 00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:27,000 Yes, your friend. She's restoring them! 745 00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:31,000 THEY STRAIN 746 00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:36,000 I thought you were gone. Are you OK? 747 00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:38,000 Me?! Yeah, I'm fine. 748 00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:41,000 What about the others? Come on! 749 00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:50,000 We need to get out! Now! 750 00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:52,000 CREAKING AND GROANING 751 00:40:57,000 --> 00:40:59,000 Wrong way! Wrong way! Wrong way! 752 00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:01,000 RUMBLING 753 00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:04,000 THUNDER RUMBLES 754 00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:06,000 Bang goes the deposit(!) 755 00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:08,000 Oh, man! That's our house. 756 00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:11,000 Gone. 757 00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:13,000 RUMBLING, MASONRY CRUMBLES 758 00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:16,000 Right, you lot, back to the estate agent! 759 00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:19,000 CRUMBLING, CRASHING 760 00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:20,000 Better luck next time! 761 00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:25,000 CLANKING 762 00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:31,000 Oh, here he comes! Are you being cheerful? I'm against cheerful. 763 00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:35,000 Bill told me you went on a little adventure. You see? 764 00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:41,000 I see what? Well, you don't have to go to outer space to find monsters. 765 00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:43,000 There's plenty of things that want to kill you right here on Earth. 766 00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:45,000 Result(!) 767 00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:51,000 Actually, I'm not that hungry. Well, I am. Obviously! 768 00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:55,000 OK. You can take the rest of the night off. 769 00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:57,000 Go on, go do whatever it is you do. 770 00:41:57,000 --> 00:41:59,000 Actually, what do you do? No! Never tell me that. 771 00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:01,000 I just want to have a look at this. BEEPING 772 00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:04,000 Our friend inside's been a little restive lately... 773 00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:08,000 Ah, I can sort that out. No, it's all right, I don't mind... 774 00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:10,000 TERSELY: Goodnight, Nardole. 775 00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:15,000 Right. Goodnight, sir. 776 00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:18,000 See you in the morning. 777 00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:22,000 PIANO PLAYS, FROM INSIDE: Fur Elise by Beethoven 778 00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:26,000 A piano? 779 00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:29,000 You've put a piano in there? Why? 780 00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:31,000 Goodnight. 781 00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:34,000 Oh, you don't learn, do you, sir? 782 00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:37,000 FOOTSTEPS RECEDE 783 00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:47,000 HE KNOCKS Hey! 784 00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:49,000 Do you want dinner? I've got Mexican. 785 00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:52,000 PLAYING ENDS ABRUPTLY ON LOW NOTE 786 00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:55,000 Look, I know you miss it all. 787 00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:57,000 But I'm stuck here, too, you know? 788 00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:59,000 We're both prisoners. 789 00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:01,000 So, what do you say - dinner? 790 00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:06,000 I've got a new story for you, too. 791 00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:09,000 There's a haunted house and woodlice from space. 792 00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:15,000 And lots of young people get eaten. 793 00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:18,000 PIANO PLAYS: Pop Goes The Weasel 794 00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:22,000 DOOR LOCKS BEEPS, CLANKING 795 00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:24,000 I'm coming in. 796 00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:33,000 'Mining station. Chasm Forge. Crew of 40.' 797 00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:35,000 Hello? 798 00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:36,000 'Four survivors. 799 00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:39,000 'One distress call. 800 00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:41,000 'They were killed by their own suits.' 801 00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:45,000 That means there's 36 corpses walking about this station! 802 00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:48,000 If we want to keep breathing, we have exactly one option. 803 00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:51,000 None of us have more than 3,000 breaths left. 804 00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:52,000 Then stop wasting them. 805 00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:57,000 ELECTRICITY BUZZES 806 00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:33,000 Three reasons we love Eurovision - the costumes. 807 00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:36,000 Ah, yes! Who could forget the milkmaids? 808 00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:38,000 The passion. We are unstoppable. 809 00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:42,000 The commentary? Oh, stop!