1 00:00:18,920 --> 00:00:21,400 Don't let us down now, Valkyrie. 2 00:00:22,920 --> 00:00:24,081 Fingers crossed, Alan. 3 00:00:24,160 --> 00:00:26,481 Yeah, I got everything crossed. 4 00:00:26,560 --> 00:00:27,607 Okay, people. 5 00:00:29,320 --> 00:00:30,685 Transmission arriving in... 6 00:00:30,760 --> 00:00:32,410 And we are standing by. Countdown... 7 00:00:32,680 --> 00:00:33,806 Ten... 8 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:35,126 Nine. 9 00:00:35,280 --> 00:00:36,406 Eight. 10 00:00:36,480 --> 00:00:38,448 Seven, six. 11 00:00:38,600 --> 00:00:40,648 Five, four. 12 00:00:40,880 --> 00:00:41,927 Three. 13 00:00:42,080 --> 00:00:43,081 Two. 14 00:00:43,160 --> 00:00:44,241 One. 15 00:00:45,440 --> 00:00:46,726 Sorry, I could never resist a countdown. 16 00:00:46,960 --> 00:00:49,088 - Who the hell are you? - Is this Neil Armstrong? 17 00:00:49,600 --> 00:00:50,647 What? 18 00:00:50,880 --> 00:00:51,961 Neil Armstrong. 19 00:00:52,600 --> 00:00:53,681 First man on the moon. 20 00:00:53,760 --> 00:00:55,046 Not quite the first. 21 00:00:55,400 --> 00:00:57,164 What, you mean he wasn't the first man on the moon? 22 00:00:57,240 --> 00:00:59,004 That is such a human-centric question. 23 00:00:59,400 --> 00:01:00,811 I'm the human in this setup. 24 00:01:01,240 --> 00:01:02,241 She is, actually. 25 00:01:02,640 --> 00:01:03,880 A bit embarrassing, really. 26 00:01:04,720 --> 00:01:06,688 Who are you people? 27 00:01:06,920 --> 00:01:08,729 Friendly aliens. Don't mind us. 28 00:01:08,880 --> 00:01:10,041 Just a day out for the kids. 29 00:01:13,280 --> 00:01:14,566 - It's from the chief. - Is it? 30 00:01:14,640 --> 00:01:17,723 Oh, yes, that's right. Authorising us to go anywhere we please. So. 31 00:01:18,840 --> 00:01:20,046 Valkyrie. 32 00:01:20,360 --> 00:01:22,124 Valkyrie is... 33 00:01:24,040 --> 00:01:27,840 Probing the Martian ice caps with a new kind of camera on board. 34 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:31,527 Uses a different spectrum to see 35 00:01:31,600 --> 00:01:33,250 under the poles 36 00:01:33,320 --> 00:01:34,970 and beam back pictures. 37 00:01:41,600 --> 00:01:43,045 What the hell... 38 00:02:40,640 --> 00:02:42,290 Mars, 1881. 39 00:02:42,480 --> 00:02:44,721 Or thereabouts. According to the TARDIS, 40 00:02:44,800 --> 00:02:47,644 that's when the message was made. Though we may be a bit early. 41 00:02:47,960 --> 00:02:50,247 So, there were humans on Mars in Victorian times. 42 00:02:50,520 --> 00:02:51,646 No. 43 00:02:52,480 --> 00:02:53,481 There weren't. 44 00:02:54,640 --> 00:02:55,766 The TARDIS registered 45 00:02:55,840 --> 00:02:58,411 multiple life forms below the surface, sir. 46 00:02:59,040 --> 00:03:00,804 It seems like the best place to look. 47 00:03:01,520 --> 00:03:03,841 Maybe someone 's been messing around with time. 48 00:03:03,920 --> 00:03:05,968 - Like in The Terminator. - The Terminator? 49 00:03:06,040 --> 00:03:07,087 It's a movie. 50 00:03:07,480 --> 00:03:09,608 - You haven't seen it? - I 'm a very busy man. 51 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:11,001 Well, you'd like it. 52 00:03:11,240 --> 00:03:12,366 It's got killer robots. 53 00:03:12,880 --> 00:03:14,245 Oh, I'll put it on the list. 54 00:03:15,440 --> 00:03:17,169 Even if there are people here, 55 00:03:17,240 --> 00:03:19,811 why would they bother writing messages on the surface of the planet? 56 00:03:20,040 --> 00:03:21,724 State visit, patriotic fervour. 57 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:24,650 Rogue graffiti artist. 58 00:03:27,080 --> 00:03:28,127 Doctor... 59 00:03:31,160 --> 00:03:32,161 I see it. 60 00:03:45,800 --> 00:03:48,371 Oh, if there's fire, there's got to be oxygen. 61 00:03:48,480 --> 00:03:49,766 Wait, wait. Let's not be rash. 62 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:51,764 - Okay. - I 'll go first. 63 00:03:53,800 --> 00:03:54,801 What are you doing? 64 00:03:55,240 --> 00:03:57,561 Fire, oxygen. Basic physics, innit? 65 00:03:59,080 --> 00:04:00,366 Could have been basic death. 66 00:04:03,400 --> 00:04:05,289 Wait, how can there be oxygen here? 67 00:04:07,200 --> 00:04:09,771 The indigenous Martians were superb engineers. 68 00:04:11,680 --> 00:04:13,967 Mind you, there's a lot here that doesn't make sense. 69 00:04:14,720 --> 00:04:17,007 Oh, it's like the underground tunnels in The Thing. 70 00:04:18,120 --> 00:04:19,121 The what? 71 00:04:19,400 --> 00:04:22,688 It's a movie. You'd like that one too. Everybody dies. 72 00:04:24,920 --> 00:04:25,921 Whoa! 73 00:04:32,160 --> 00:04:33,161 Bill! 74 00:04:33,760 --> 00:04:34,761 Bill! 75 00:04:35,120 --> 00:04:36,121 Bill! 76 00:04:36,640 --> 00:04:38,483 Bill! Hang on. 77 00:04:38,920 --> 00:04:39,921 We'll find a way down. 78 00:04:40,800 --> 00:04:41,926 Go back to the TARDIS. 79 00:04:42,160 --> 00:04:44,003 Get ropes, lifting gear, anything you can find. 80 00:04:58,360 --> 00:04:59,407 Oh! 81 00:05:13,360 --> 00:05:15,647 Nardole, what the hell are you doing? 82 00:06:02,880 --> 00:06:04,450 So, this could go very well. 83 00:06:05,320 --> 00:06:06,560 Or very badly. 84 00:06:29,480 --> 00:06:30,641 Halt! 85 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:34,001 I say, 86 00:06:34,840 --> 00:06:36,285 we weren't expecting company. 87 00:06:39,200 --> 00:06:40,201 Right. 88 00:06:44,920 --> 00:06:45,921 Uh... 89 00:06:46,400 --> 00:06:47,401 Yeah... 90 00:06:50,040 --> 00:06:51,041 Right. 91 00:06:53,720 --> 00:06:54,721 No... 92 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:01,490 By the moons, I honour thee. 93 00:07:03,320 --> 00:07:04,401 I'm the Doctor. 94 00:07:05,080 --> 00:07:06,081 What is your name? 95 00:07:08,920 --> 00:07:11,491 I know your people of old. I was once 96 00:07:11,560 --> 00:07:13,881 honorary guardian of the Tythonian Hive. 97 00:07:15,520 --> 00:07:16,646 Don't move. 98 00:07:17,200 --> 00:07:18,531 I'll sort this bugger out. 99 00:07:18,640 --> 00:07:20,802 No, no, no, no, no. You don't understand. 100 00:07:20,880 --> 00:07:22,245 This creature is no threat. 101 00:07:22,320 --> 00:07:23,765 He may look like a monster to you... 102 00:07:25,360 --> 00:07:26,600 I wasn't talking to you. 103 00:07:29,480 --> 00:07:30,481 You all right, Friday? 104 00:07:31,520 --> 00:07:32,521 Sir. 105 00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:34,610 Who are you and what the devil are you doing here? 106 00:07:34,840 --> 00:07:36,444 Well, I could ask you the same question. 107 00:07:36,680 --> 00:07:37,681 And I will. 108 00:08:02,120 --> 00:08:03,121 Hello? 109 00:08:03,880 --> 00:08:05,120 Hello, miss? 110 00:08:05,680 --> 00:08:07,409 I was wondering if I could ask for your help. 111 00:08:07,480 --> 00:08:09,687 Uh, I need to get to Mars... 112 00:08:09,760 --> 00:08:12,491 Er, well, I need to get back to Mars in fact. 113 00:08:12,560 --> 00:08:15,086 Erm, and it's a little bit urgent, 114 00:08:15,160 --> 00:08:16,810 only the TARDIS is acting up. 115 00:08:16,880 --> 00:08:19,690 And I was wondering if you could tell me how to fix... 116 00:08:19,760 --> 00:08:20,761 Of course, I can. 117 00:08:21,760 --> 00:08:22,761 Oh. 118 00:08:23,080 --> 00:08:25,162 Right. Well, thank you. 119 00:08:25,520 --> 00:08:27,568 It's probably easier if I just show you. 120 00:08:28,440 --> 00:08:30,044 Oh. Erm... 121 00:08:31,560 --> 00:08:32,561 Er... 122 00:08:33,560 --> 00:08:35,005 Indian or China, my dear? 123 00:08:36,440 --> 00:08:37,441 Erm... 124 00:08:38,760 --> 00:08:40,524 I don't know... 125 00:08:41,200 --> 00:08:42,201 China? 126 00:08:45,600 --> 00:08:46,840 Where's Nardole? 127 00:08:47,680 --> 00:08:48,681 Urn... 128 00:08:51,320 --> 00:08:53,049 Well, he seems to have taken the TARDIS. 129 00:08:53,120 --> 00:08:54,360 - What? - It's... 130 00:08:55,040 --> 00:08:57,520 I'm sure it's only a temporary thing, you know, 131 00:08:57,600 --> 00:08:59,250 but it means that for the time being we're... 132 00:09:00,160 --> 00:09:02,686 Stuck here on Mars. 133 00:09:02,760 --> 00:09:03,761 You were saying, Colonel. 134 00:09:04,040 --> 00:09:05,451 Oh, uh, well, yes. 135 00:09:05,520 --> 00:09:08,763 I was stationed out there, er, South Africa. 136 00:09:08,840 --> 00:09:11,446 One day, I came across something in the veld. 137 00:09:11,800 --> 00:09:14,167 Something that was clearly not of this Earth. 138 00:09:14,800 --> 00:09:16,529 An inter-planetary vessel. 139 00:09:17,400 --> 00:09:20,882 I found Friday here, on board, in a sort of coma. 140 00:09:21,240 --> 00:09:22,241 Half dead. 141 00:09:22,960 --> 00:09:23,961 Why do you call him that? 142 00:09:24,880 --> 00:09:25,881 Man Friday? 143 00:09:26,720 --> 00:09:28,210 As in Robinson Crusoe? 144 00:09:30,200 --> 00:09:31,201 So... 145 00:09:32,520 --> 00:09:33,521 According to this, 146 00:09:33,840 --> 00:09:35,524 you've been on board Friday's ship 147 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:37,126 the whole time? 148 00:09:37,440 --> 00:09:38,930 Yes, but we were... 149 00:09:39,800 --> 00:09:41,211 That was... That sounds... 150 00:09:41,480 --> 00:09:43,084 - That sounds... Quite... - Convincing. 151 00:09:43,200 --> 00:09:44,804 That sounds... Yes, that's right. 152 00:09:45,800 --> 00:09:46,847 On his ship. 153 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:52,287 Well, I suppose it was pretty roomy, what! 154 00:09:55,080 --> 00:09:57,560 - It was, yes. Wasn't it? Very roomy. - Yes. 155 00:09:58,840 --> 00:10:01,320 But the whole, you know, I mean, getting on board... 156 00:10:01,800 --> 00:10:03,006 I mean, that's all... 157 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:05,206 It's all a bit hazy. 158 00:10:05,800 --> 00:10:08,406 Maybe you could tell us everything. 159 00:10:08,840 --> 00:10:10,330 Yes, well, erm... 160 00:10:11,040 --> 00:10:12,246 After I woke him up, 161 00:10:13,040 --> 00:10:14,485 Friday asked for my help. 162 00:10:14,560 --> 00:10:16,005 To repair his spaceship? 163 00:10:16,120 --> 00:10:17,610 Yes, and to bring him home. 164 00:10:17,720 --> 00:10:19,882 In return for what? 165 00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:21,167 Er... 166 00:10:21,600 --> 00:10:22,601 Well, now... 167 00:10:23,680 --> 00:10:24,761 That is the question. 168 00:10:27,040 --> 00:10:28,610 Prepare to fire! 169 00:10:30,240 --> 00:10:33,084 On the double! Go, go, go! 170 00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:35,880 Friday helped us build the Gargantua. 171 00:10:36,520 --> 00:10:38,204 A remarkable piece of mining equipment 172 00:10:38,320 --> 00:10:40,163 fashioned from one of his ship's artillery. 173 00:10:48,240 --> 00:10:50,368 He promised us gemstones, you see. 174 00:10:50,720 --> 00:10:55,044 Silver, gold, treasure beyond our wildest dreams. 175 00:10:55,400 --> 00:10:56,925 That's why you helped him come home. 176 00:11:00,040 --> 00:11:02,361 To claim Mars in the name of Queen Victoria. 177 00:11:02,720 --> 00:11:04,165 To loot it of its riches. 178 00:11:04,480 --> 00:11:05,481 Stake a claim. 179 00:11:05,920 --> 00:11:07,604 The Red Planet turned pink. 180 00:11:08,200 --> 00:11:09,725 That was the general idea, old love. 181 00:11:11,160 --> 00:11:12,366 But there's nothing here. 182 00:11:13,200 --> 00:11:15,009 The whole show has been a ruddy washout. 183 00:11:15,480 --> 00:11:17,005 The ship crashed on landing. 184 00:11:17,320 --> 00:11:19,687 I go topside now and then to see if I can repair the beggar. 185 00:11:21,160 --> 00:11:23,208 That's what I was doing when I ran across you. 186 00:11:24,920 --> 00:11:25,921 And? 187 00:11:26,680 --> 00:11:29,206 - No joy so far. - It could have been a fresh start. 188 00:11:29,920 --> 00:11:30,921 For all of us. 189 00:11:31,320 --> 00:11:32,481 But now... 190 00:11:33,080 --> 00:11:35,367 Supplies are running as low as morale. 191 00:11:36,400 --> 00:11:38,368 Things are pretty desperate, I'm afraid. 192 00:11:54,160 --> 00:11:55,730 You told us why you came here. 193 00:11:56,680 --> 00:11:57,841 What does he get out of it? 194 00:11:59,240 --> 00:12:00,366 Nothing. 195 00:12:01,160 --> 00:12:02,161 Nothing? 196 00:12:02,360 --> 00:12:03,600 Well, he was hoping to find his people, 197 00:12:03,680 --> 00:12:05,762 but it appears that he was asleep on that ship 198 00:12:05,840 --> 00:12:07,763 for much longer than he anticipated. 199 00:12:08,560 --> 00:12:09,766 Mars is dead. 200 00:12:10,320 --> 00:12:11,481 Dead as a coffin nail. 201 00:12:12,480 --> 00:12:13,970 Friday's the last of his kind. 202 00:12:15,640 --> 00:12:16,721 Is he now? 203 00:12:19,080 --> 00:12:21,048 You know what Friday is then? 204 00:12:21,120 --> 00:12:22,804 He's an Ice Warrior. 205 00:12:23,200 --> 00:12:25,009 And they're the proper Martians, right? 206 00:12:25,080 --> 00:12:26,081 They belong here. 207 00:12:26,720 --> 00:12:29,451 Yes. The indigenous species. 208 00:12:29,920 --> 00:12:32,321 An ancient reptilian race, they build themselves as sort of 209 00:12:32,560 --> 00:12:35,291 bio-mechanical armour for protection. The creature within 210 00:12:36,120 --> 00:12:37,770 is at one with his carapace. 211 00:12:39,160 --> 00:12:40,241 The Ice Warriors. 212 00:12:41,040 --> 00:12:43,088 They could build a city under the sand, 213 00:12:43,720 --> 00:12:45,768 yet drench the snows of Mars 214 00:12:46,480 --> 00:12:47,561 with innocent blood. 215 00:12:48,840 --> 00:12:51,320 They could slaughter whole civilizations, 216 00:12:51,400 --> 00:12:53,687 yet weep with the crushing of a flower. 217 00:12:56,360 --> 00:12:57,566 Like the Vikings. 218 00:12:59,680 --> 00:13:00,681 Yes. 219 00:13:02,080 --> 00:13:03,525 - Yes, very much. - Yeah. 220 00:13:03,920 --> 00:13:07,845 Kirk Douglas and Tony Curtis. Ah, the theme tune is amazing. 221 00:13:08,360 --> 00:13:09,771 There's this brilliant bit 222 00:13:09,840 --> 00:13:11,808 where, where his eye gets gouged out... 223 00:13:23,200 --> 00:13:24,645 Why have you really come back? 224 00:13:27,560 --> 00:13:28,686 I'm old. 225 00:13:29,080 --> 00:13:30,081 And tired. 226 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:32,001 And spent. 227 00:13:48,360 --> 00:13:50,328 Now then, Vincey. Look lively, lad. 228 00:13:50,680 --> 00:13:51,681 What's the point though? 229 00:13:51,760 --> 00:13:54,240 - Jackdaw... - Months we've been digging here. 230 00:13:54,400 --> 00:13:56,050 And what have we got to show for it? 231 00:13:56,440 --> 00:13:58,283 Sweet Fanny Adams, that's what! 232 00:13:58,400 --> 00:13:59,481 Yeah. 233 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:02,810 What old Friday promised, it's a load of gammon. 234 00:14:06,560 --> 00:14:07,721 - Jackdaw. - Wha... 235 00:14:36,360 --> 00:14:37,600 You must come at once, sir. 236 00:14:38,240 --> 00:14:39,321 The Gargantua... 237 00:14:39,720 --> 00:14:42,610 She's... She's uncovered something. 238 00:14:46,400 --> 00:14:47,765 Good Lord. 239 00:14:50,240 --> 00:14:52,925 Looks like old Friday came good after all, eh? 240 00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:56,050 Oh, it's beautiful. 241 00:14:57,360 --> 00:14:58,521 What is it? A tomb? 242 00:15:00,560 --> 00:15:02,050 Not just any tomb. 243 00:15:05,120 --> 00:15:06,963 This is the tomb of an Ice queen. 244 00:15:09,520 --> 00:15:11,409 I've a bad feeling about this. 245 00:15:14,960 --> 00:15:17,770 These sarcophagi were sometimes part 246 00:15:18,080 --> 00:15:20,082 of a complex hibernation system. 247 00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:22,889 Sergeant Major, get these civilians out of here. 248 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:25,526 No, Colonel, Colonel! You have to let me examine this. 249 00:15:25,640 --> 00:15:27,927 Well, now, I think not, Doctor. 250 00:15:28,400 --> 00:15:29,765 This is a military matter. 251 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:32,367 This may not just be a grave you have uncovered. 252 00:15:32,960 --> 00:15:35,042 This could be the entrance to an Ice Warrior hive. 253 00:15:36,200 --> 00:15:37,406 What? 254 00:15:37,600 --> 00:15:39,045 Sergeant Major Peach, I gave you an order. 255 00:15:39,120 --> 00:15:40,406 I'm in charge here, Catchlove. 256 00:15:40,800 --> 00:15:41,801 Yes, sir. 257 00:15:42,440 --> 00:15:44,807 - Of course, sir. - Post a guard. 258 00:15:44,880 --> 00:15:46,928 No one's to come near this thing until the morning. Is that clear? 259 00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:48,081 Yes, sir. 260 00:15:51,360 --> 00:15:53,362 The last thing I'm going to do is take sides. 261 00:15:54,200 --> 00:15:55,440 But isn't that obvious? 262 00:15:56,280 --> 00:15:57,964 Friday's been using you all along. 263 00:15:59,040 --> 00:16:01,725 His aim was to get back to Mars and find his queen. 264 00:16:01,800 --> 00:16:02,801 Nonsense. 265 00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:04,809 He was leading us to the riches he promised us. 266 00:16:05,040 --> 00:16:07,361 The simple fact is you don't belong here. 267 00:16:07,440 --> 00:16:09,363 The sooner you get off this planet, the better. 268 00:16:09,480 --> 00:16:10,481 Don't belong? 269 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:13,047 We're British. 270 00:16:14,800 --> 00:16:16,529 Mars is part of the Empire now. 271 00:16:30,360 --> 00:16:31,850 What happened to not taking sides? 272 00:16:32,640 --> 00:16:34,165 I'm trying to save their lives. 273 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:37,970 Let's face it. In this scenario, the humans are the invaders. 274 00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:41,362 On the other hand, the Ice Warriors have vastly superior armaments 275 00:16:41,520 --> 00:16:43,249 which will wipe the humans out. 276 00:16:43,800 --> 00:16:44,926 So what am I supposed to do? 277 00:16:47,880 --> 00:16:48,961 Here you go, Sarge. 278 00:16:51,960 --> 00:16:53,610 Much obliged, I'm sure, jackdaw. 279 00:16:53,800 --> 00:16:54,801 Don't I get none? 280 00:16:55,840 --> 00:16:57,285 R-H-I-P, son. 281 00:16:57,560 --> 00:16:58,561 Eh? 282 00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:02,009 "Rank has its privileges." 283 00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:05,441 Christ alive. 284 00:17:06,760 --> 00:17:08,205 Look at the guild on that thing. 285 00:17:10,480 --> 00:17:12,767 That would set up a fellow for life, Vincey, 286 00:17:13,040 --> 00:17:14,724 even just a little bit of it... 287 00:17:17,880 --> 00:17:19,564 Now then, you horrible, old man. 288 00:17:20,720 --> 00:17:22,370 Don't go getting no fancy notions. 289 00:17:23,640 --> 00:17:27,531 I'm sure the Colonel will be distributing this munificence 290 00:17:27,800 --> 00:17:29,370 in a fair and decent fashion. 291 00:17:29,680 --> 00:17:32,081 And we can all look forward to... 292 00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:34,201 To... 293 00:17:35,640 --> 00:17:38,246 A rosy future. 294 00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:40,247 Sarge? 295 00:17:41,920 --> 00:17:43,410 Jackdaw, what have you done? 296 00:17:43,800 --> 00:17:45,290 Acquired that from the infirmary. 297 00:17:45,960 --> 00:17:48,201 He'd be as right as ninepence come dawn. 298 00:17:48,280 --> 00:17:50,726 - But by then, I'll be gone. - Gone? 299 00:17:50,880 --> 00:17:54,566 Gone where? In case you've forgotten, we're marooned on ruddy Mars. 300 00:17:55,480 --> 00:17:57,369 You don't know what I know, sir. 301 00:17:58,400 --> 00:18:01,643 Captain Catchlove's further on with his repairs than he's let on. 302 00:18:02,520 --> 00:18:03,885 Oh, yes, my old love. 303 00:18:04,560 --> 00:18:06,005 Jackdaw's going home. 304 00:18:06,280 --> 00:18:08,601 But this time, he'll be minted. 305 00:18:09,120 --> 00:18:10,281 Come on, give us a hand. 306 00:18:14,240 --> 00:18:15,287 Right. 307 00:18:17,640 --> 00:18:19,005 - Keep an eye out, will you? - No. 308 00:18:19,080 --> 00:18:21,128 You ain't getting me involved in this lie, jackdaw. 309 00:18:21,480 --> 00:18:23,721 Oh, go on. Be a sport. 310 00:18:24,240 --> 00:18:25,924 You'll get your share of the rhino. 311 00:18:26,400 --> 00:18:27,481 I promise. 312 00:18:57,560 --> 00:19:00,450 # It's the same the whole world over 313 00:19:06,400 --> 00:19:10,166 # It's the poor what gets the blame 314 00:19:15,840 --> 00:19:19,606 # It's the rich what gets the pleasure 315 00:19:24,160 --> 00:19:27,084 # Ain't it all a bleedin' shame? # 316 00:19:57,600 --> 00:19:59,329 Someone's coming, jackdaw. 317 00:19:59,880 --> 00:20:01,484 We'll ruddy swing for this. 318 00:20:05,400 --> 00:20:06,401 Jackdaw? 319 00:20:07,960 --> 00:20:10,008 Come on, mate. Don't muck about. 320 00:20:12,720 --> 00:20:13,721 Jackdaw? 321 00:20:14,800 --> 00:20:19,761 What manner of fleshy worm are you? 322 00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:39,481 Speak. 323 00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:44,765 What the hell? 324 00:20:47,440 --> 00:20:48,680 That was 325 00:20:49,360 --> 00:20:50,486 unwise. 326 00:21:02,480 --> 00:21:04,050 Your Majesty. 327 00:21:09,800 --> 00:21:12,087 By the moons, I honour thee. 328 00:21:12,440 --> 00:21:15,284 Iraxxa, My Empress, My Queen. 329 00:21:15,560 --> 00:21:16,561 My sentinel. 330 00:21:16,880 --> 00:21:19,360 You have fulfilled your pledge. 331 00:21:19,920 --> 00:21:22,924 I am resurrected. 332 00:21:23,200 --> 00:21:24,725 Forgive me, Majesty, 333 00:21:24,800 --> 00:21:28,407 but we have slept longer than anticipated. 334 00:21:28,800 --> 00:21:31,451 By my calculations, Majesty, 335 00:21:31,520 --> 00:21:35,047 we have slept for 5,000 years. 336 00:21:35,480 --> 00:21:38,689 Five thousand years! 337 00:21:39,280 --> 00:21:41,203 Guards, guards, hurry! 338 00:21:41,440 --> 00:21:44,091 Move, move! Come on, you lot! 339 00:21:48,480 --> 00:21:49,561 What the devil? 340 00:21:49,680 --> 00:21:50,920 What the hell is going on here, Friday? 341 00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:53,207 Colonel, let me speak to them. I can do this. I can sort this out. 342 00:21:53,280 --> 00:21:54,406 Who the devil is this? 343 00:21:54,880 --> 00:21:58,009 She is Iraxxa, Empress of Mars. 344 00:21:58,600 --> 00:21:59,965 The deuce she is. 345 00:22:00,760 --> 00:22:02,205 You think you can just go about slaughtering 346 00:22:02,280 --> 00:22:04,248 my men willy-nilly, do you, madam? 347 00:22:04,320 --> 00:22:05,321 Your men? 348 00:22:05,760 --> 00:22:08,331 What does the pink thing say? 349 00:22:08,440 --> 00:22:09,441 Pink thing! 350 00:22:09,760 --> 00:22:10,761 Sergeant Major! 351 00:22:11,160 --> 00:22:12,685 - Call to arms! - No, no, no, wait. 352 00:22:12,760 --> 00:22:13,966 Wait, Catch love, wait. 353 00:22:14,040 --> 00:22:15,690 Your Honour must be satisfied. An eye for an eye. 354 00:22:15,760 --> 00:22:17,410 Lam in command here. 355 00:22:20,200 --> 00:22:21,247 All right. 356 00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:33,364 By the moons, I honour thee. 357 00:22:34,800 --> 00:22:36,086 I am the Doctor. 358 00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:38,570 And I beg leave to intercede. 359 00:22:38,960 --> 00:22:41,281 You know my race. 360 00:22:41,520 --> 00:22:42,521 I do. 361 00:22:43,960 --> 00:22:46,884 And I ask mercy for these primitives... 362 00:22:46,960 --> 00:22:48,450 - Primitives! - Shh! 363 00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:54,081 Majesty, 364 00:22:55,800 --> 00:22:56,881 the world you knew is dead. 365 00:22:58,200 --> 00:23:00,009 The atmosphere has all but evaporated. 366 00:23:00,840 --> 00:23:02,365 The surface is lifeless. 367 00:23:03,960 --> 00:23:05,371 If there are others 368 00:23:05,480 --> 00:23:06,481 who sleep here, 369 00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:09,401 they cannot survive on Mars without help. 370 00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:13,211 You must cooperate if you want to survive. 371 00:23:13,320 --> 00:23:15,607 He speaks the truth, Majesty. 372 00:23:16,040 --> 00:23:18,930 The war, all that we've fought for 373 00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:21,241 is less than the dust now. 374 00:23:24,160 --> 00:23:25,321 And you? 375 00:23:26,520 --> 00:23:27,521 Female. 376 00:23:29,520 --> 00:23:31,204 What do you say? 377 00:23:31,520 --> 00:23:32,521 Me? 378 00:23:32,680 --> 00:23:34,409 We are both surrounded 379 00:23:34,480 --> 00:23:37,165 by noisy males. 380 00:23:38,840 --> 00:23:41,764 I would value your opinion. 381 00:23:42,280 --> 00:23:44,567 Yeah, yeah. Yeah, er... 382 00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:52,331 They're not lying to you. 383 00:23:53,920 --> 00:23:56,366 There's no need for anyone else to die today. 384 00:23:57,560 --> 00:23:59,050 The humans saved his life. 385 00:23:59,360 --> 00:24:00,646 Is this true? 386 00:24:00,920 --> 00:24:03,400 His cryogenic cell was damaged. They saved him. 387 00:24:03,680 --> 00:24:07,162 And made him their pet! 388 00:24:07,240 --> 00:24:09,891 It was necessary to dissemble, Majesty. 389 00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:12,367 I thought only of your resurrection. 390 00:24:12,560 --> 00:24:14,881 It was a tactical decision. 391 00:24:15,080 --> 00:24:17,765 An Ice Warrior's duty is to command. 392 00:24:18,080 --> 00:24:19,081 Present! 393 00:24:20,920 --> 00:24:22,649 Iraxxa, listen to me. 394 00:24:23,480 --> 00:24:25,608 The Mars you ruled is gone. 395 00:24:25,680 --> 00:24:27,330 But don't let it end this way! 396 00:24:28,240 --> 00:24:29,571 Fight this. 397 00:24:30,640 --> 00:24:31,641 For the future. 398 00:24:32,080 --> 00:24:33,286 Not a dead past. 399 00:24:40,240 --> 00:24:41,890 - You bloody fool! - Sorry, sir. 400 00:24:41,960 --> 00:24:44,122 Down, put your gun down. Halt. 401 00:24:45,080 --> 00:24:46,161 Majesty- 402 00:24:46,840 --> 00:24:47,887 Are you all right? 403 00:24:49,240 --> 00:24:52,289 You ask for mercy for these creatures. 404 00:24:52,840 --> 00:24:53,841 Indeed. 405 00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:56,400 Then I grant it. 406 00:24:56,960 --> 00:24:57,961 Thank you. 407 00:25:03,280 --> 00:25:05,169 They will die... 408 00:25:06,200 --> 00:25:07,440 Quickly. 409 00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:11,446 No! Colonel! Get your men out of here! 410 00:25:11,560 --> 00:25:12,686 Colonel! 411 00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:16,761 Colonel! 412 00:25:16,840 --> 00:25:18,444 Retreat, retreat! 413 00:25:22,240 --> 00:25:24,641 Catch love, listen to me. Your only chance is to come to terms. 414 00:25:24,880 --> 00:25:26,086 But we have the Gargantua. 415 00:25:26,440 --> 00:25:28,329 - Is she primed and aimed, Sergeant? - Yes, sir. 416 00:25:28,400 --> 00:25:30,050 No, no, I forbid you. That is not the way... 417 00:25:30,120 --> 00:25:31,849 Oh, forbid. You forbid? 418 00:25:32,360 --> 00:25:34,169 Well, this farce has gone on long enough. 419 00:25:34,280 --> 00:25:35,486 Arms at the ready! 420 00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:38,161 Ready... 421 00:25:38,280 --> 00:25:40,647 No, no. Don't shoot him, for God's sake. 422 00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:41,961 Put it down! 423 00:25:42,120 --> 00:25:43,281 Put your guns down. 424 00:25:44,480 --> 00:25:45,766 What the devil! 425 00:25:52,720 --> 00:25:53,721 That'll hold him. 426 00:26:12,760 --> 00:26:14,808 We're about to go to war, so it's time you knew 427 00:26:14,880 --> 00:26:15,881 the truth. 428 00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:17,247 Listen to me, men. 429 00:26:18,680 --> 00:26:21,490 The Colonel is not what he appears. 430 00:26:22,520 --> 00:26:24,682 The hero of Isandlwana! 431 00:26:25,520 --> 00:26:27,090 - Show them your famous wounds. - No, no, no. 432 00:26:27,360 --> 00:26:29,442 - No, please. No, no, no, please. - Show them! 433 00:26:31,080 --> 00:26:32,081 The mark of a rope. 434 00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:34,848 While you were fighting for Queen and country, 435 00:26:34,920 --> 00:26:35,921 the Colonel here 436 00:26:36,040 --> 00:26:38,281 was dancing the Newgate Polka. 437 00:26:38,440 --> 00:26:39,521 This... 438 00:26:40,240 --> 00:26:45,406 This is the mark of the rope that failed to hang him for desertion. 439 00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:49,051 They tried to hang him but they bungled it. 440 00:26:49,240 --> 00:26:50,890 He's a paper tiger. 441 00:26:51,040 --> 00:26:52,280 Not fit to command. 442 00:26:52,480 --> 00:26:55,211 Look, it doesn't matter who's in charge of your stupid expedition. 443 00:26:55,800 --> 00:26:57,723 You don't stand a chance against the Ice Warriors. 444 00:26:57,800 --> 00:26:58,961 What? All two of them? 445 00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:00,770 There will be more, you idiot. 446 00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:02,081 The hive is active. 447 00:27:02,840 --> 00:27:05,969 Don't you see? They'll do anything to defend their home planet. 448 00:27:07,080 --> 00:27:09,651 Well, I dare say the British army 449 00:27:09,720 --> 00:27:12,690 is more than a match for a bunch of upright crocodiles. 450 00:27:13,280 --> 00:27:14,406 - Sergeant Major! - Sir. 451 00:27:14,480 --> 00:27:16,084 I'm assuming command. 452 00:27:16,280 --> 00:27:17,850 Take the Colonel and put him in the brig. 453 00:27:18,920 --> 00:27:20,888 Sergeant Major Peach, I gave you an order. 454 00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:22,601 Very good, sir. 455 00:27:23,440 --> 00:27:24,441 Private! 456 00:27:39,840 --> 00:27:42,684 If you would be so good as to come this way, sir. 457 00:27:42,800 --> 00:27:44,529 Oh, and for the last time, 458 00:27:44,880 --> 00:27:46,962 get these wretched people out of my sight. 459 00:27:47,160 --> 00:27:48,321 - Put them in the brig too. - Go on. 460 00:27:48,840 --> 00:27:51,047 There's no room for civilians here. 461 00:27:54,360 --> 00:27:56,727 - This isn't over, Catchlove. - No. 462 00:27:57,520 --> 00:27:58,521 It ain't. 463 00:27:59,160 --> 00:28:01,242 Not now Neville Catchlove's in charge. 464 00:28:08,400 --> 00:28:09,845 You'll regret this. 465 00:28:11,200 --> 00:28:13,282 In a couple of hours, you'll be begging for help. 466 00:28:15,520 --> 00:28:19,730 It will take time to revive all of my warriors. 467 00:28:20,040 --> 00:28:22,566 But perhaps enough are awoken 468 00:28:22,640 --> 00:28:26,281 to go on the offensive. 469 00:28:29,880 --> 00:28:32,247 If either of those creatures get out of there, 470 00:28:33,360 --> 00:28:35,362 - we'll be ready for them. - Yes, sir. 471 00:28:43,080 --> 00:28:45,401 - Carry on, Sergeant Major. - We won't let you down, sir. 472 00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:50,245 There's no setting for wood. Why is there still no setting for wood? 473 00:28:50,320 --> 00:28:51,685 But you got a plan? 474 00:28:52,120 --> 00:28:55,408 Yes, of course, I've got a plan. I'm all plans. I'm made of plans. 475 00:28:55,520 --> 00:28:57,488 Who the deuce are you two, really? 476 00:28:57,920 --> 00:29:00,890 You speak of us as though we're a different species. 477 00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:04,244 You seem to know all about these, uh, these Ice Warrior. 478 00:29:04,320 --> 00:29:06,243 You seem to know a lot about most things. 479 00:29:06,600 --> 00:29:07,601 Well... 480 00:29:07,880 --> 00:29:09,769 - We're sort of police. - Speak for yourself. 481 00:29:13,400 --> 00:29:15,767 What? You can deal with big, green Martians 482 00:29:15,840 --> 00:29:18,571 and rocket ships, but you can't deal with us being the police. 483 00:29:18,760 --> 00:29:21,411 No. No, it's just such 484 00:29:21,480 --> 00:29:24,245 a fanciful notion. A woman in the police force. 485 00:29:24,560 --> 00:29:26,244 Listen. 486 00:29:26,400 --> 00:29:27,401 Yeah. 487 00:29:28,200 --> 00:29:31,010 I'm going to make allowances for your Victorian attitudes 488 00:29:31,080 --> 00:29:32,320 because... 489 00:29:32,800 --> 00:29:35,770 Well, you actually are Victorian. 490 00:29:36,720 --> 00:29:39,087 But anyway. Is it true? 491 00:29:39,680 --> 00:29:40,681 You deserted? 492 00:29:43,160 --> 00:29:44,161 Why? 493 00:29:44,800 --> 00:29:45,801 Oh... 494 00:29:46,960 --> 00:29:47,961 (Iowa rd ice. 495 00:29:48,360 --> 00:29:49,361 Simple cowardice. 496 00:29:51,480 --> 00:29:53,482 I thought I had it in me to command, Miss Potts, 497 00:29:53,560 --> 00:29:55,688 but when push came to shove, I flunked it. 498 00:29:56,840 --> 00:29:57,841 Deserted my post. 499 00:29:59,720 --> 00:30:02,166 Catchlove's the only one who knew and he's bled me dry. 500 00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:06,729 It could have been a fresh start. 501 00:30:07,320 --> 00:30:08,321 For all of us. 502 00:30:12,080 --> 00:30:13,081 How's it looking out there? 503 00:30:13,720 --> 00:30:14,721 All quiet. 504 00:30:15,560 --> 00:30:17,369 It's traditional at this point to say... 505 00:30:18,040 --> 00:30:19,041 Too quiet. 506 00:30:34,520 --> 00:30:36,010 Always liked the Colonel, I did. 507 00:30:36,320 --> 00:30:37,481 Seemed a decent chap. 508 00:30:38,360 --> 00:30:40,522 We must take orders from the Captain now, son. 509 00:30:41,600 --> 00:30:42,601 Them's the rules. 510 00:30:42,960 --> 00:30:43,961 Sir. 511 00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:49,250 Blimey, Sarge, this is quite... 512 00:30:50,640 --> 00:30:51,801 to tell your kids. 513 00:30:51,880 --> 00:30:53,689 I mean Mars! 514 00:30:53,760 --> 00:30:56,969 You just face front and mark your man when you see him, Vincey lad. 515 00:30:57,400 --> 00:30:58,925 I should have known, I should. 516 00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:00,570 Wait till Alice hears all this. 517 00:31:02,080 --> 00:31:03,605 Set a date, have you, son? 518 00:31:03,840 --> 00:31:05,046 You and your Alice? 519 00:31:05,120 --> 00:31:08,044 Oh, not yet. When I have enough put by to make us comfy. 520 00:31:10,360 --> 00:31:12,886 Then we'll get married in that little church with the twisted spire 521 00:31:12,960 --> 00:31:14,962 back home, down by the river. 522 00:31:17,720 --> 00:31:20,530 Oh, it's so green there, Sarge. 523 00:31:20,640 --> 00:31:21,926 It's beautiful. 524 00:31:22,800 --> 00:31:24,006 I miss the trees. 525 00:31:24,440 --> 00:31:25,601 And the grass. 526 00:31:25,680 --> 00:31:27,808 I never want to see red again in all my puff. 527 00:31:27,880 --> 00:31:29,006 I just wanna see... 528 00:31:43,240 --> 00:31:45,641 How in God's name did they get behind us? 529 00:31:47,680 --> 00:31:48,761 Turn it! 530 00:31:48,840 --> 00:31:51,366 For God's sake, 90 degrees! 531 00:31:51,960 --> 00:31:53,007 It won't work, sir! 532 00:31:53,080 --> 00:31:54,161 We need more men! 533 00:31:54,320 --> 00:31:56,641 Catchlove, this is senseless slaughter! 534 00:32:04,240 --> 00:32:05,526 Front, commit! 535 00:32:05,680 --> 00:32:06,727 Fire! 536 00:32:07,480 --> 00:32:09,369 Come on, lads, there's only three of them! 537 00:32:10,560 --> 00:32:12,927 Sleep no more, my warriors, 538 00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:14,525 sleep no more. 539 00:32:14,800 --> 00:32:17,246 It is time. 540 00:32:25,840 --> 00:32:26,966 Doctor, what do we do? 541 00:32:27,280 --> 00:32:28,281 There's no way out! 542 00:32:29,880 --> 00:32:31,450 Close it! Close the gap! 543 00:32:35,160 --> 00:32:37,686 Retreat! Retreat! Run for it! 544 00:32:37,760 --> 00:32:39,000 Sir, what do we do? 545 00:32:48,960 --> 00:32:51,281 Oh, sod this, for a game of soldiers. 546 00:33:01,720 --> 00:33:02,721 Friday? 547 00:33:06,920 --> 00:33:09,082 Doctor, we must work together. 548 00:33:09,320 --> 00:33:13,086 Rise, my Ice Warriors! Rise! 549 00:33:16,040 --> 00:33:18,327 Regroup! For the honour of the regiment! 550 00:33:18,400 --> 00:33:19,526 No way! 551 00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:23,684 Wait, wait, wait, wait, where are you going? 552 00:33:23,800 --> 00:33:25,643 I'm sorry, Doctor. Blue funk, can't help it. 553 00:33:26,080 --> 00:33:27,809 I can't do it. I'm sorry. 554 00:33:33,360 --> 00:33:34,441 I need a distraction. 555 00:33:35,040 --> 00:33:36,883 - You got one. - Good luck. 556 00:33:45,040 --> 00:33:47,202 Oi! Queenie! 557 00:33:47,760 --> 00:33:48,761 Let's talk. 558 00:33:49,680 --> 00:33:50,681 Woman to woman. 559 00:33:53,880 --> 00:33:55,211 You valued my opinion before. 560 00:33:55,360 --> 00:33:56,407 Perhaps. 561 00:33:57,720 --> 00:34:00,451 But this is war. 562 00:34:00,920 --> 00:34:01,921 Why? 563 00:34:02,720 --> 00:34:04,085 Why does it have to be war? 564 00:34:04,160 --> 00:34:05,491 You're Majesty, she's right. 565 00:34:05,800 --> 00:34:09,202 You have forged a new alliance, I see. 566 00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:12,764 Uh, we can stand together. 567 00:34:13,200 --> 00:34:14,440 It's too late. 568 00:34:14,760 --> 00:34:16,569 Mars stands alone. 569 00:34:16,720 --> 00:34:18,085 We are strong. 570 00:34:18,200 --> 00:34:20,771 Soon, all my warriors will wake. 571 00:34:20,840 --> 00:34:24,128 We do not require assistance. 572 00:34:27,040 --> 00:34:28,121 Your Majesty! 573 00:34:28,640 --> 00:34:29,687 Oh, Your Majesty! 574 00:34:30,200 --> 00:34:31,645 I wouldn't do that if I were you. 575 00:34:33,480 --> 00:34:34,845 Stand down or I'll fire. 576 00:34:35,080 --> 00:34:36,889 Fire at what? 577 00:34:37,160 --> 00:34:39,845 Well, geography was never my strong suit, 578 00:34:40,120 --> 00:34:42,771 but aren't we underneath Mars' north pole? 579 00:34:43,440 --> 00:34:47,764 Over our heads, millions of tons of snow and ice. 580 00:34:48,200 --> 00:34:50,567 One good blast from the Gargantua here, 581 00:34:51,200 --> 00:34:53,248 your army will be on ice forever. 582 00:34:53,320 --> 00:34:55,561 Trapped in an eternal winter. 583 00:34:56,040 --> 00:34:57,087 Like... 584 00:34:58,600 --> 00:34:59,647 Like Frozen. 585 00:35:01,040 --> 00:35:02,041 It's a movie. 586 00:35:03,800 --> 00:35:07,521 You would destroy yourself at the same time. 587 00:35:07,720 --> 00:35:09,609 Well, that's a price worth paying, isn't it? 588 00:35:10,080 --> 00:35:12,401 It's a simple choice, Iraxxa, the oldest in the book. 589 00:35:13,040 --> 00:35:14,530 We must live together... 590 00:35:15,320 --> 00:35:16,651 Or die together. 591 00:35:23,280 --> 00:35:25,009 You dare to touch me! 592 00:35:25,080 --> 00:35:27,162 Yes, I dare. 593 00:35:29,760 --> 00:35:31,125 Don't do this, Captain. Don't mess this up. 594 00:35:31,400 --> 00:35:32,811 No choice, old boy. 595 00:35:33,480 --> 00:35:35,323 You, you see, I suddenly remembered 596 00:35:35,400 --> 00:35:38,370 I need a bit of a hand getting that ruddy ship off the ground. 597 00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:42,407 And who better to ask than the Ice Queen herself? 598 00:35:43,360 --> 00:35:46,011 Call off your dogs, Your Majesty. 599 00:35:46,160 --> 00:35:47,321 Call them off. 600 00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:53,889 That's better. 601 00:35:57,880 --> 00:36:01,930 'Course, er, I will have to dynamite the lifts to stop you following, 602 00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:03,001 but, erm... 603 00:36:03,560 --> 00:36:04,971 Well, war is hell, what? 604 00:36:05,720 --> 00:36:07,131 You want to escape, I can help. 605 00:36:07,680 --> 00:36:11,207 Just leave Iraxxa with her people. Don't mess this up. 606 00:36:11,280 --> 00:36:14,045 Oh, thank you, Doctor, but, erm, 607 00:36:15,120 --> 00:36:17,726 I think I prefer my plan. 608 00:36:20,360 --> 00:36:21,361 Gentlemen! 609 00:36:21,760 --> 00:36:24,764 It's been a privilege, however brief, to command you, but... 610 00:36:24,840 --> 00:36:27,047 All good things come to an end. 611 00:36:27,640 --> 00:36:29,165 I think you'll find, Captain... 612 00:36:31,240 --> 00:36:33,481 That I'm in command, here. 613 00:36:42,800 --> 00:36:44,768 You sacrificed one of your own 614 00:36:45,320 --> 00:36:48,130 without tactical advantage. 615 00:36:48,200 --> 00:36:49,406 No, I didn't sacrifice him. 616 00:36:50,160 --> 00:36:51,446 I executed him. 617 00:36:51,760 --> 00:36:55,685 Do you now expect your life to be spared? 618 00:36:55,760 --> 00:36:56,921 No. No, no, no. 619 00:36:57,440 --> 00:36:59,010 I expect it to be taken. 620 00:36:59,560 --> 00:37:01,289 And I give it willingly. 621 00:37:01,600 --> 00:37:03,250 No, no, no, wait... 622 00:37:03,360 --> 00:37:04,441 Stop this, Doctor. Stop it. 623 00:37:08,200 --> 00:37:09,440 Some time ago, 624 00:37:09,800 --> 00:37:11,484 I was hanged for cowardice. 625 00:37:11,920 --> 00:37:14,082 The execution took longer than expected, 626 00:37:14,600 --> 00:37:17,206 and I fear I have not used my time well. 627 00:37:18,080 --> 00:37:19,969 I should be happy for you 628 00:37:20,240 --> 00:37:23,210 to complete the work they failed to do so long ago. 629 00:37:23,760 --> 00:37:26,240 It will be a pleasure. 630 00:37:26,360 --> 00:37:28,408 - No, please don't do this. - Bill, quiet! 631 00:37:29,320 --> 00:37:30,481 He saved your life! 632 00:37:30,840 --> 00:37:33,969 Your Majesty, I have a request, if that may be permitted. 633 00:37:34,080 --> 00:37:35,206 Speak. 634 00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:37,365 That man was not one of us. 635 00:37:37,960 --> 00:37:40,247 Please do not judge mankind by his cruelty 636 00:37:40,320 --> 00:37:41,970 or, indeed, by my cowardice. 637 00:37:42,160 --> 00:37:44,288 Spare my friends and my world. 638 00:37:44,520 --> 00:37:48,320 Your request does you credit, soldier. 639 00:37:49,160 --> 00:37:52,004 It will be considered. 640 00:37:54,320 --> 00:37:55,526 God save the Queen! 641 00:37:55,800 --> 00:37:57,290 God save the Queen! 642 00:37:57,560 --> 00:37:59,449 You will die with honour. 643 00:37:59,520 --> 00:38:00,567 With bravery. 644 00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:05,961 And in the service of those you swore to protect. 645 00:38:06,040 --> 00:38:07,041 Thank you. 646 00:38:07,840 --> 00:38:09,490 You don't know what that means. 647 00:38:10,080 --> 00:38:11,127 Thank you. 648 00:38:12,520 --> 00:38:14,568 But not today. 649 00:38:17,520 --> 00:38:18,760 In battle... 650 00:38:19,040 --> 00:38:20,041 Soldier. 651 00:38:20,880 --> 00:38:25,044 To die in battle is the way of the Warrior. 652 00:38:25,560 --> 00:38:30,441 Pledge your allegiance to me and my world, 653 00:38:31,080 --> 00:38:32,684 and I will ensure 654 00:38:33,400 --> 00:38:35,607 you have the opportunity. 655 00:38:36,960 --> 00:38:40,043 My life and my service are yours. 656 00:38:41,880 --> 00:38:42,881 To the end. 657 00:38:43,200 --> 00:38:44,326 To the death, 658 00:38:45,040 --> 00:38:46,280 my friend. 659 00:38:46,960 --> 00:38:48,644 To the death. 660 00:38:53,160 --> 00:38:54,321 You knew that would happen. 661 00:38:55,040 --> 00:38:56,280 Always been my problem. 662 00:38:56,960 --> 00:38:59,167 - What? - Thinking like a warrior. 663 00:39:16,120 --> 00:39:17,121 Ugh. 664 00:39:22,720 --> 00:39:23,721 There we are. 665 00:39:23,840 --> 00:39:27,128 Er, I've sent out a sort of round robin e-mail. 666 00:39:28,160 --> 00:39:31,323 All being well, the first intelligent space-going system 667 00:39:31,760 --> 00:39:33,285 will be in touch fairly soon. 668 00:39:34,200 --> 00:39:35,531 Thank you, Doctor. 669 00:39:35,840 --> 00:39:41,085 Mars is dead, but the Ice Warriors will live on. 670 00:39:44,360 --> 00:39:45,725 Will they make it? 671 00:39:46,600 --> 00:39:47,601 Oh, yes. 672 00:39:48,680 --> 00:39:52,730 In fact, this might be the beginning of the Martian Golden Age. 673 00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:56,163 Are you receiving us? Mars, are you receiving? 674 00:39:56,360 --> 00:39:58,522 This is Iraxxa, 675 00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:01,401 Queen Empress of Mars. 676 00:40:01,720 --> 00:40:06,044 Ah, excellent! We have received details of your situation. 677 00:40:06,120 --> 00:40:09,408 We would be happy to send a fleet to your aid at once. 678 00:40:09,480 --> 00:40:13,963 A physical marker of some sort would be appreciated to guide our ships. 679 00:40:14,040 --> 00:40:16,202 To whom am I speaking? 680 00:40:16,560 --> 00:40:18,927 This is Alpha Centauri. 681 00:40:19,720 --> 00:40:21,688 Welcome to the universe. 682 00:40:34,080 --> 00:40:35,081 Big enough? 683 00:40:35,760 --> 00:40:37,046 For the ship to see? 684 00:40:37,880 --> 00:40:38,881 I think so. 685 00:40:43,760 --> 00:40:44,761 You gonna be okay? 686 00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:46,650 Well, that's twice I've been executed. 687 00:40:47,480 --> 00:40:49,767 Whatever happens now, it's gonna be better than I expected. 688 00:40:51,600 --> 00:40:53,807 Ah, there's nothing for me back on Earth and... 689 00:40:53,880 --> 00:40:57,441 To help forge a new world well, that would be my privilege. 690 00:40:58,440 --> 00:41:00,442 Seems a shame, though. 691 00:41:00,800 --> 00:41:01,801 What does? 692 00:41:03,080 --> 00:41:07,210 Well, no one back on Earth will ever know that we got here. 693 00:41:07,920 --> 00:41:09,160 All will be forgotten. 694 00:41:09,320 --> 00:41:11,049 Oh, not quite forgotten, Colonel. 695 00:41:12,440 --> 00:41:15,967 You've changed the mind-set of a very stubborn Martian monarch. 696 00:41:18,120 --> 00:41:19,246 And one day... 697 00:41:20,120 --> 00:41:22,327 Even though the ice cap may obscure it, 698 00:41:23,600 --> 00:41:25,568 someone's going to notice that. 699 00:41:52,680 --> 00:41:54,444 So, er... 700 00:41:54,960 --> 00:41:55,961 What did I miss? 701 00:41:56,600 --> 00:41:57,601 Where have you been? 702 00:41:58,080 --> 00:42:01,084 Yeah, er, before you go getting all frowny, 703 00:42:01,320 --> 00:42:03,368 er, well, er... 704 00:42:21,200 --> 00:42:22,201 Are you all right? 705 00:42:25,880 --> 00:42:26,881 This can't happen. 706 00:42:28,480 --> 00:42:31,086 This is not what we agreed to. 707 00:42:32,160 --> 00:42:34,003 I'm gonna have to put you back in the vault, you know that. 708 00:42:34,480 --> 00:42:35,527 Sure. 709 00:42:35,760 --> 00:42:36,807 That's fine. 710 00:42:37,920 --> 00:42:38,921 What? 711 00:42:39,680 --> 00:42:42,524 But, Doctor, please, tell me, really, 712 00:42:42,880 --> 00:42:44,041 are you all right? 713 00:42:51,400 --> 00:42:53,243 The Ninth Legion and the keeper of the gate. 714 00:42:53,400 --> 00:42:55,368 - They disappeared. - Except they didn't. 715 00:42:55,880 --> 00:42:59,282 Where is my friend and what destroyed the Roman army? 716 00:43:00,440 --> 00:43:02,761 Something here managed to wipe out 5,000 Romans. 717 00:43:02,840 --> 00:43:04,365 Doc-tor. 718 00:43:05,760 --> 00:43:09,287 Every hour of sunlight that feeds it makes the world darker, 719 00:43:10,120 --> 00:43:11,485 and the beast stronger.