1 00:00:06,880 --> 00:00:08,006 Judy! 2 00:00:08,120 --> 00:00:11,329 - Judy, what are you doing? Come on! - I want to hear the music. 3 00:00:14,080 --> 00:00:15,127 You're going to get me in trouble. 4 00:00:16,160 --> 00:00:18,208 Everyone knows there are ghosts in the hill. 5 00:00:18,280 --> 00:00:20,089 Wait! You'll hear it in a minute. 6 00:00:22,560 --> 00:00:23,641 That's ghosts. 7 00:00:23,720 --> 00:00:25,449 If you stay out here, listening to ghosts, 8 00:00:25,520 --> 00:00:27,682 they will come out of the hill and eat you. 9 00:00:27,760 --> 00:00:29,842 - They won't. - They will. 10 00:00:30,040 --> 00:00:32,247 And I'll get the blame. Now, come on. 11 00:00:42,560 --> 00:00:44,005 I can hear it. 12 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:47,126 Judy, no! 13 00:00:50,240 --> 00:00:51,287 Judy! 14 00:00:54,080 --> 00:00:56,048 Doc-tor. 15 00:00:56,840 --> 00:01:02,131 Doctor. Doctor. Doctor. Doctor. 16 00:01:45,240 --> 00:01:47,288 Where are we now? 17 00:01:47,360 --> 00:01:50,648 Aberdeen. Scotland. Second century AD. 18 00:01:50,720 --> 00:01:53,291 You weren't complaining when it was Mars, were you? 19 00:01:53,360 --> 00:01:56,569 So why is Scotland suddenly more important than guarding the vault 20 00:01:56,640 --> 00:01:58,244 and keeping your sacred oath? 21 00:01:58,360 --> 00:02:00,806 She thinks she knows more about Romans than me. 22 00:02:01,040 --> 00:02:02,530 Oh, that's explained everything, thank you. 23 00:02:02,600 --> 00:02:05,365 You don't know more about the Ninth Legion than me. You don't! 24 00:02:05,600 --> 00:02:08,843 I read the book. I loved the book. I read everything... 25 00:02:08,920 --> 00:02:10,206 They disappeared. 26 00:02:10,680 --> 00:02:11,761 Except they didn't. 27 00:02:11,840 --> 00:02:13,842 They were annihilated in battle. 28 00:02:13,920 --> 00:02:15,763 Then where's the big pile of bodies? 29 00:02:16,040 --> 00:02:18,611 - Oh, I don't know. - So where's the Ninth Legion? 30 00:02:18,680 --> 00:02:20,887 If they'd left, they should still be leaving. 31 00:02:20,960 --> 00:02:24,442 Can you see 5,000 Roman soldiers marching south? 32 00:02:25,360 --> 00:02:26,361 - Mmm. - Down there. 33 00:02:26,760 --> 00:02:27,921 By the river. 34 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:29,923 They'd have followed the river. That's what they did. 35 00:02:30,360 --> 00:02:33,250 So much that you don't understand about Roman Britain... 36 00:02:33,760 --> 00:02:35,330 I got an A star. 37 00:02:35,520 --> 00:02:38,000 - Ooh, got an A star! - I've lived in Roman Britain. 38 00:02:38,080 --> 00:02:41,402 Governed. Farmed. Juggled. 39 00:02:41,480 --> 00:02:43,801 Speaking as a former vestal virgin, second class, I can assure you... 40 00:02:43,880 --> 00:02:47,680 I bet you there is a Roman legion down there. 41 00:02:47,760 --> 00:02:49,888 Hang on! What, what, second class? 42 00:02:50,160 --> 00:02:54,210 Fine, you go and check the river, I'll go and find their last battlefield. 43 00:02:54,280 --> 00:02:58,729 Fine. I'll meet you back here with a Roman soldier. 44 00:02:59,040 --> 00:03:00,963 Yeah, but seriously, second class? 45 00:03:01,280 --> 00:03:03,044 Yeah, it's a long story. Come on. 46 00:03:24,880 --> 00:03:26,405 We honour you, Mother. 47 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:31,331 We honour you. 48 00:03:33,440 --> 00:03:34,805 We honour all our dead. 49 00:03:36,840 --> 00:03:38,251 I honour you, Father. 50 00:03:39,360 --> 00:03:40,771 We honour all our dead. 51 00:03:42,520 --> 00:03:43,885 I honour you, Mother. 52 00:03:44,440 --> 00:03:46,681 I honour you, Mother. 53 00:03:47,120 --> 00:03:48,963 I honour all our dead. 54 00:04:17,920 --> 00:04:18,921 Oh! 55 00:04:24,680 --> 00:04:26,569 5,000 Roman soldiers. 56 00:04:26,840 --> 00:04:30,367 Eyes peeled. They must have left some kind of mark on the landscape. 57 00:04:30,440 --> 00:04:33,808 Burning huts, slaughtered locals, sweetie wrappers... 58 00:04:34,920 --> 00:04:35,921 Dark! 59 00:04:37,480 --> 00:04:39,528 Dark! Dark! 60 00:04:40,080 --> 00:04:41,081 Doctor! 61 00:04:42,200 --> 00:04:43,964 - Doc. Doc-tor. - Look! 62 00:04:44,520 --> 00:04:47,364 A stone cairn. Pictish civilisation. 63 00:04:48,080 --> 00:04:49,081 The bird! 64 00:04:49,320 --> 00:04:52,164 - What about it? - He said, "Dark." 65 00:04:53,240 --> 00:04:54,651 Yes, well, that's why we're hurrying, 66 00:04:54,720 --> 00:04:56,484 because there's not much light at this time of day. 67 00:04:56,560 --> 00:04:57,846 But it talked. 68 00:04:57,920 --> 00:05:00,400 Well, of course it did. It's a crow. All crows talk. 69 00:05:00,680 --> 00:05:02,887 - Well, they don't talk in the future. - Course they do. 70 00:05:02,960 --> 00:05:05,406 Human beings just stopped having intelligent conversations with them. 71 00:05:05,720 --> 00:05:09,441 - And they all took a bit of a huff. - Crows in the future are all in a huff? 72 00:05:09,800 --> 00:05:11,928 Course they are. Haven't you noticed that noise they make? 73 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:14,128 It's like a mass sulk. Come on! 74 00:05:14,200 --> 00:05:16,043 The sooner we get there, the sooner we'll know the answer. 75 00:05:16,360 --> 00:05:17,691 Yeah. I know, but... 76 00:05:17,760 --> 00:05:21,651 Picts, early Celts, loved stone cairns. 77 00:05:22,320 --> 00:05:24,971 They built them under the ground, but close to the sky. 78 00:05:26,480 --> 00:05:29,450 They think they're doors between worlds. 79 00:05:30,280 --> 00:05:32,009 Iron Age churches. 80 00:05:33,600 --> 00:05:38,162 - What do you always find near churches? - Women in hats. 81 00:05:38,360 --> 00:05:41,125 Exactly! Human settlement. 82 00:05:42,240 --> 00:05:44,288 It's a little bit damp, though, isn't it? 83 00:05:46,840 --> 00:05:49,161 It's Scotland. It's supposed to be damp. 84 00:05:52,120 --> 00:05:54,487 Oh! A Roman soldier! 85 00:05:55,160 --> 00:05:57,845 Ah, I wish I'd studied Latin so you could understand me. 86 00:05:58,600 --> 00:05:59,681 I understand you. 87 00:06:00,160 --> 00:06:01,161 Sorry, what? 88 00:06:01,640 --> 00:06:02,766 I understand you. 89 00:06:03,520 --> 00:06:06,649 But, you're... But you're speaking English. 90 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:08,001 What's English? 91 00:06:08,120 --> 00:06:09,690 What you're speaking in. 92 00:06:09,760 --> 00:06:10,761 You're speaking Latin. 93 00:06:11,200 --> 00:06:12,361 I'm not. 94 00:06:12,440 --> 00:06:14,920 That's Latin. You just said that in Latin. 95 00:06:17,080 --> 00:06:18,923 Ha! It's The Doctor. 96 00:06:19,560 --> 00:06:21,289 Or the TARDIS. Or both. 97 00:06:21,360 --> 00:06:25,809 Something telepathic. Link. Auto-translate. 98 00:06:26,160 --> 00:06:28,083 That's why everyone in this place speaks English. 99 00:06:28,160 --> 00:06:29,730 What on Earth are you talking about? 100 00:06:30,200 --> 00:06:31,929 Oh, my God. It even does lip-sync. 101 00:06:32,400 --> 00:06:33,401 Who are you? 102 00:06:33,480 --> 00:06:34,641 I'm Bill. 103 00:06:37,640 --> 00:06:39,244 Are you from the Ninth Legion? 104 00:06:40,800 --> 00:06:41,801 Yes. 105 00:06:42,080 --> 00:06:45,004 Yes! Where have you been? 106 00:06:45,440 --> 00:06:46,441 Don't you know? 107 00:06:47,520 --> 00:06:48,521 Know what? 108 00:06:50,360 --> 00:06:52,044 Did you see what happened to us? 109 00:06:57,560 --> 00:06:59,449 It's as if his bones have disintegrated. 110 00:06:59,520 --> 00:07:00,601 Oh! 111 00:07:01,360 --> 00:07:02,566 What could do that? 112 00:07:03,240 --> 00:07:05,766 Complete and total absence of any kind of sunlight. 113 00:07:06,080 --> 00:07:08,811 Huh. Death by Scotland. 114 00:07:10,880 --> 00:07:11,881 - No. - No. 115 00:07:12,160 --> 00:07:13,764 It should take decades. 116 00:07:13,840 --> 00:07:15,649 This happened a short while ago. 117 00:07:17,760 --> 00:07:18,761 This is alien. 118 00:07:18,880 --> 00:07:19,927 Right. 119 00:07:20,680 --> 00:07:21,681 Good-o! 120 00:07:21,880 --> 00:07:24,406 Question is, where are the rest of them? 121 00:07:26,160 --> 00:07:28,527 Just wanna go back to bed. 122 00:07:34,040 --> 00:07:35,565 There they are. 123 00:07:36,400 --> 00:07:37,845 The Ninth Legion. 124 00:07:40,520 --> 00:07:42,170 They're a big pile of bodies. 125 00:07:44,040 --> 00:07:45,690 Not always fun to be right. 126 00:07:46,200 --> 00:07:47,531 This wasn't long ago. 127 00:07:47,600 --> 00:07:50,251 Whatever did this, is close by. We need to find Bill. 128 00:07:50,680 --> 00:07:52,330 Don't move! Stay where you are! 129 00:08:10,680 --> 00:08:13,923 The barbarians dug these traps everywhere. 130 00:08:22,320 --> 00:08:23,765 What was that? 131 00:08:23,840 --> 00:08:26,002 It's what slaughtered the Ninth. 132 00:08:30,040 --> 00:08:31,166 Can you see it? 133 00:08:32,480 --> 00:08:35,450 Attacked us with a thing. A monster. 134 00:08:43,960 --> 00:08:45,200 There's nothing here. 135 00:08:47,440 --> 00:08:49,329 I've got to get back to the others. 136 00:08:49,920 --> 00:08:51,206 You said they were wiped out. 137 00:08:51,280 --> 00:08:52,964 There were survivors. A handful. 138 00:08:53,680 --> 00:08:54,727 I can't leave them. 139 00:08:54,800 --> 00:08:55,801 Of course not. 140 00:08:56,400 --> 00:08:59,165 We found a hiding place. We might still be safe there. 141 00:09:03,560 --> 00:09:05,005 So what was it like, this monster? 142 00:09:05,080 --> 00:09:06,127 I don't know. 143 00:09:06,200 --> 00:09:09,727 But we deserted. We were the ones who couldn't face it. 144 00:09:10,920 --> 00:09:13,127 Roman soldiers don't run. 145 00:09:13,880 --> 00:09:14,881 And we did. 146 00:09:15,640 --> 00:09:16,641 What? 147 00:09:22,480 --> 00:09:23,561 They're underground. 148 00:09:23,640 --> 00:09:25,005 By the river, there's a carving of a fish. 149 00:09:25,360 --> 00:09:27,362 Was that it? The monster? 150 00:09:31,920 --> 00:09:32,921 No! 151 00:10:04,600 --> 00:10:05,681 Ah! 152 00:10:08,440 --> 00:10:10,124 Block the entrance! Quickly! 153 00:10:10,640 --> 00:10:11,721 Hurry up! 154 00:10:22,480 --> 00:10:24,323 - How long will that hold? - Not for long. 155 00:10:24,400 --> 00:10:25,401 Ah! 156 00:10:25,480 --> 00:10:27,050 Now bring her through. 157 00:10:27,440 --> 00:10:29,408 Where we can have a better look at her. 158 00:10:41,880 --> 00:10:44,724 You do realise the beast now knows where we are. 159 00:10:48,520 --> 00:10:50,488 - You're not one of the barbarians? - No. 160 00:10:51,960 --> 00:10:52,961 So... 161 00:10:53,240 --> 00:10:55,766 - You are the Ninth Legion! - We are what's left. 162 00:10:56,280 --> 00:10:57,281 Simon should be back. 163 00:10:57,360 --> 00:10:59,966 He was looking for the road. Our route south, did you see him? 164 00:11:00,600 --> 00:11:03,001 - Yeah. - Well, where is he? 165 00:11:08,840 --> 00:11:10,683 I'm sorry, the creature killed him. 166 00:11:12,760 --> 00:11:14,524 What is it, that thing? Where did it come from? 167 00:11:14,600 --> 00:11:15,601 Killed him? 168 00:11:15,680 --> 00:11:19,810 Yeah, he was covered in this like, black slime. 169 00:11:20,960 --> 00:11:22,485 It knows where we are. 170 00:11:22,560 --> 00:11:23,846 We'll all die here in the dark. 171 00:11:23,920 --> 00:11:25,365 No one is going to die. 172 00:11:32,200 --> 00:11:35,568 Oh, for heaven's sake, how long are you going to keep us here? 173 00:11:35,640 --> 00:11:37,563 Couldn't we have seats? 174 00:11:37,640 --> 00:11:39,244 What about the Wi-Fi code, how about that? 175 00:11:39,320 --> 00:11:41,607 Don't move! Don't speak. 176 00:11:41,680 --> 00:11:42,966 Kar will be here soon. 177 00:11:43,240 --> 00:11:45,447 - Who's Kar? - The keeper of the gate. 178 00:11:45,800 --> 00:11:46,801 My sister. 179 00:11:47,200 --> 00:11:48,964 Well, let's hope she's the brains of the family. 180 00:11:49,440 --> 00:11:52,250 Because there's a big bad wolf of a monster out there, 181 00:11:52,320 --> 00:11:53,685 and you live in a house of sticks. 182 00:11:53,760 --> 00:11:55,967 Nice, here, isn't it? Yeah, yeah, 183 00:11:56,040 --> 00:11:58,122 I like what you've done with the place, yeah. 184 00:11:59,160 --> 00:12:02,607 Yeah, would you like some popcorn? 185 00:12:02,680 --> 00:12:04,967 Won't take me a jiffy to make. 186 00:12:05,360 --> 00:12:06,930 What are you doing? 187 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:09,844 - I'm ingratiating myself. - Stop it, it's nauseating. 188 00:12:09,920 --> 00:12:11,001 It's called charm. 189 00:12:11,080 --> 00:12:12,650 I'm against it. 190 00:12:12,720 --> 00:12:14,768 - I'm against charm. - Yeah, we all know that. 191 00:12:14,840 --> 00:12:17,207 I said don't move! 192 00:12:17,280 --> 00:12:18,281 - I'm rooted. - Shh! 193 00:12:20,400 --> 00:12:21,765 Does anybody hear that? 194 00:12:22,880 --> 00:12:24,405 Do you know what that sound was? 195 00:12:24,600 --> 00:12:25,601 What? 196 00:12:27,160 --> 00:12:31,449 That was the sound of my patience shattering into a billion little pieces. 197 00:12:31,520 --> 00:12:33,761 Now, there are only two things that I need to know. 198 00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:37,242 Where is my friend and what destroyed the Roman army? 199 00:12:37,320 --> 00:12:40,130 1 destroyed the Roman army. 200 00:12:41,880 --> 00:12:46,568 Really? What, you? Just on your own? That's quite a trick. 201 00:12:46,640 --> 00:12:47,926 I'm the gatekeeper. 202 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:49,126 Gatekeeper? What gate? 203 00:12:49,200 --> 00:12:51,362 Didn't you hear the call? Where were you? 204 00:12:51,440 --> 00:12:53,124 I had to find the gatekeeper's things. 205 00:12:53,200 --> 00:12:55,123 Sorry, wait a minute, are you the mighty warrior 206 00:12:55,200 --> 00:12:56,406 that we've all been waiting for? 207 00:12:56,480 --> 00:12:58,050 Where are all the grown-ups? 208 00:12:59,560 --> 00:13:00,686 There was a great battle. 209 00:13:00,880 --> 00:13:03,201 A great battle and we beat the Romans! 210 00:13:03,280 --> 00:13:05,442 Kar beat them, that's all that matters. 211 00:13:05,520 --> 00:13:07,807 Yes, but she's not a warrior, she's an embryo. 212 00:13:07,880 --> 00:13:09,325 What did you do? Throw your action figures at them? 213 00:13:09,400 --> 00:13:10,526 Listen, Roman. 214 00:13:10,600 --> 00:13:13,046 We're not Roman. We're not part of the Roman army. 215 00:13:13,120 --> 00:13:16,727 No, we're not even slightly Italian. I mean, I do a mean Spag Bol... 216 00:13:16,800 --> 00:13:18,643 Let me tell you about the Romans! 217 00:13:19,840 --> 00:13:22,207 They are the robbers of this world. 218 00:13:22,280 --> 00:13:26,330 When they've thieved everything on land, they'll rob the sea. 219 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:30,288 If their enemies are rich, they'll take all they have. 220 00:13:31,520 --> 00:13:34,967 If their enemies are poor, they'll make slaves of them. 221 00:13:35,840 --> 00:13:38,491 Their work is robbery, 222 00:13:38,560 --> 00:13:40,927 slaughter, plunder. 223 00:13:42,120 --> 00:13:44,691 They do this work and they call it empire. 224 00:13:46,040 --> 00:13:47,963 They make deserts and they call it peace. 225 00:13:48,640 --> 00:13:50,642 Yeah, but you gotta love the indoor toilets, yeah? 226 00:13:50,720 --> 00:13:52,563 They're not conquerors, they're cowards. 227 00:13:52,640 --> 00:13:54,085 They're also all dead. 228 00:13:54,680 --> 00:13:56,921 There's an awful lot of dead cowards out there. 229 00:13:58,040 --> 00:14:00,088 And I don't believe that you killed them. 230 00:14:00,320 --> 00:14:01,321 Because the thing is, 231 00:14:01,400 --> 00:14:03,289 you said gate, you called yourself gatekeeper, 232 00:14:03,360 --> 00:14:04,441 and you mentioned gate weapons, 233 00:14:04,520 --> 00:14:06,409 so I've got to wonder what kind of a gate is that 234 00:14:06,480 --> 00:14:07,845 and what's on the other side. 235 00:14:07,920 --> 00:14:09,570 - And yes. you're absolutely right. - Right? 236 00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:11,483 I am extremely quick. 237 00:14:11,560 --> 00:14:14,325 Listen, you are all very, very angry. 238 00:14:14,400 --> 00:14:16,482 But really, you're just very scared. 239 00:14:16,920 --> 00:14:20,208 But for now, would you mind awfully all just jumping out of your skins, 240 00:14:20,280 --> 00:14:22,521 and allowing Nardole and I to escape in the confusion? 241 00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:23,601 Who are you? 242 00:14:23,680 --> 00:14:24,681 Let me explain. 243 00:14:37,520 --> 00:14:39,010 Monster! 244 00:14:41,960 --> 00:14:43,405 We're looking for Bill, right? 245 00:14:43,480 --> 00:14:45,642 No, we're looking for the maximum danger in the immediate area, 246 00:14:45,720 --> 00:14:47,449 and walking right into it. 247 00:14:47,800 --> 00:14:49,086 Yeah, but what about Bill? 248 00:14:49,160 --> 00:14:53,961 Well, if she's there, we're saving her. If she's not, she's safe already. 249 00:14:54,040 --> 00:14:56,566 Trust me, this is not my first rodeo. 250 00:14:57,520 --> 00:15:00,171 Now, they think these cairns are gateways between worlds. 251 00:15:02,240 --> 00:15:04,766 Given that they keep going on about gates. 252 00:15:06,640 --> 00:15:08,290 And possibly, they're right. 253 00:15:16,440 --> 00:15:17,566 No... 254 00:15:18,520 --> 00:15:19,726 The gate's opening. 255 00:15:19,800 --> 00:15:22,246 Your friend won't be coming back. 256 00:16:07,440 --> 00:16:11,809 However, the human ship was called the Mary Celeste. 257 00:16:11,880 --> 00:16:13,405 Something like that. Anyway. 258 00:16:13,480 --> 00:16:17,246 The Enzomadons assumed that any species they encountered 259 00:16:17,320 --> 00:16:20,563 would communicate as they did, by digesting each other. 260 00:16:20,640 --> 00:16:24,725 The Enzomadon ambassador got through the whole crew, 261 00:16:24,800 --> 00:16:27,644 and then very sadly choked on a lifeboat. 262 00:16:28,160 --> 00:16:29,446 So... You're back! 263 00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:32,049 They said you would probably never come back. 264 00:16:32,320 --> 00:16:33,731 I was in there for seconds. 265 00:16:34,240 --> 00:16:35,241 Two days. 266 00:16:46,640 --> 00:16:48,324 It's an interdimensional temporal rift. 267 00:16:49,600 --> 00:16:53,605 A second in there equates to days of time on this side. 268 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:55,445 I was in there for two days? 269 00:16:55,520 --> 00:16:57,568 And eight hours, five minutes and... 270 00:16:57,640 --> 00:16:58,801 That's good then, isn't it? 271 00:16:58,880 --> 00:17:01,770 - Good? - Plenty of time for you to find Bill. 272 00:17:02,240 --> 00:17:03,241 Oh. 273 00:17:03,560 --> 00:17:05,847 I looked. They helped me look. 274 00:17:05,920 --> 00:17:07,331 How hard did you look? 275 00:17:08,040 --> 00:17:09,041 I think we've lost her, Doctor. 276 00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:12,443 No, no, no, no. We just don't know where she is. 277 00:17:12,520 --> 00:17:14,010 Not the same thing at all. Come on. 278 00:17:15,520 --> 00:17:17,921 I'll tell you about the Lusitania later. 279 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:19,570 Oh, keep an eye out for Bill. 280 00:17:20,800 --> 00:17:22,370 You have to move again. 281 00:17:22,440 --> 00:17:24,681 Stay in the sunlight. It burns off the slime. 282 00:17:26,280 --> 00:17:27,281 Here. 283 00:17:29,080 --> 00:17:31,162 - Thanks. - No problem. 284 00:17:33,120 --> 00:17:34,121 Are you hungry? 285 00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:36,401 Come on, you have to eat. 286 00:17:36,480 --> 00:17:38,084 - I-low much food have we got left? - Enough. 287 00:17:38,160 --> 00:17:39,207 Really? 288 00:17:39,280 --> 00:17:40,725 Shut up, Cornelius. 289 00:17:41,280 --> 00:17:42,281 Go on, eat it. 290 00:17:43,800 --> 00:17:45,802 It's two days, you haven't had anything. 291 00:17:46,200 --> 00:17:47,725 I've never been lost this long. 292 00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:49,211 - I need to find him. - Who? 293 00:17:49,280 --> 00:17:50,884 The Doctor. My friend. 294 00:17:51,440 --> 00:17:53,761 I don't know what I'm going to do if I can't find him. 295 00:17:54,120 --> 00:17:56,282 Well, we will look after you. 296 00:17:58,080 --> 00:17:59,969 I have to find my way home somehow. 297 00:18:01,320 --> 00:18:03,368 This is the safest place to be. 298 00:18:04,600 --> 00:18:06,170 The beast is still out there. 299 00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:14,207 You came back. 300 00:18:14,480 --> 00:18:17,290 - Did you know what was in there? - The gate? 301 00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:20,843 A portal between dimensions. Do you know what's on the other side? 302 00:18:24,040 --> 00:18:25,849 Oh, you don't know anything, do you? 303 00:18:25,960 --> 00:18:29,760 You just stand around making speeches and waving a TV aerial about. 304 00:18:31,480 --> 00:18:32,641 Shall I tell you what's in there? 305 00:18:33,040 --> 00:18:36,487 No. It's called the eater of light and we held it back. 306 00:18:36,880 --> 00:18:39,167 Every generation, a new warrior went into the gate 307 00:18:39,240 --> 00:18:41,527 and fought the eater of light so it couldn't break through. 308 00:18:41,600 --> 00:18:43,170 But the creature did break through. 309 00:18:44,400 --> 00:18:47,483 It broke through and it destroyed the whole Ninth Legion. 310 00:18:47,920 --> 00:18:50,446 It's weak, it's nearly dead, it will die soon. 311 00:18:50,520 --> 00:18:51,567 Well, let's hope so. 312 00:18:51,800 --> 00:18:54,724 Because there are millions more, just like it, on the other side. 313 00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:56,484 And very soon, all of them will find their way 314 00:18:56,560 --> 00:18:57,971 through to this dimension. 315 00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:00,440 Then I'll hold them back. 316 00:19:00,520 --> 00:19:01,521 You'll hold them back? 317 00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:05,161 What, with your lollipop and your kitty face paint? 318 00:19:05,240 --> 00:19:07,447 And your crazy, novelty monster killing tool? 319 00:19:07,520 --> 00:19:09,124 Are you holding that thing the right way up by the way? 320 00:19:09,200 --> 00:19:10,406 I don't want your help! 321 00:19:10,480 --> 00:19:11,766 But I'm all you've got. 322 00:19:11,840 --> 00:19:13,365 Believe me, I'm on your side. 323 00:19:14,960 --> 00:19:16,246 Come on, let's go! 324 00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:19,565 We 're all in this together. 325 00:19:20,120 --> 00:19:21,485 You're going to be fine. 326 00:19:21,920 --> 00:19:25,083 Marcus was hurt, like you, and the sunlight healed him in the end. 327 00:19:25,520 --> 00:19:26,931 - I am feeling better. - Good. 328 00:19:27,240 --> 00:19:29,811 Yeah, don't worry, Bill. Lucius will look after you. 329 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:31,525 Shut up, Cornelius! 330 00:19:34,080 --> 00:19:35,320 Uh... 331 00:19:35,760 --> 00:19:36,761 Lucius... 332 00:19:37,280 --> 00:19:41,444 Right, listen, there's something I should explain. 333 00:19:41,520 --> 00:19:42,567 What? 334 00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:45,803 This is probably just a really difficult idea. 335 00:19:46,800 --> 00:19:49,929 I don't like men. That way. 336 00:19:51,240 --> 00:19:52,241 What, not ever? 337 00:19:52,680 --> 00:19:54,682 Nah, not ever. 338 00:19:56,760 --> 00:19:58,171 - Only women. - Oh. 339 00:19:58,480 --> 00:20:01,529 All right, yeah, I got it. You're like Vitus, then? 340 00:20:02,320 --> 00:20:04,049 - What? - He only likes men. 341 00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:05,121 Some men. 342 00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:08,162 Better looking men than you, Lucius. 343 00:20:08,360 --> 00:20:10,442 I don't think it's narrow-minded. 344 00:20:10,520 --> 00:20:12,648 I think it's fine. You know what you like. 345 00:20:13,080 --> 00:20:14,445 And you like both? 346 00:20:14,520 --> 00:20:17,808 I'm just ordinary. You know, like men and women. 347 00:20:18,240 --> 00:20:22,040 Well, isn't this all very modern? 348 00:20:22,120 --> 00:20:23,724 Hey, not everyone has to be modern. 349 00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:27,443 I think it's really sweet that you're so restricted. 350 00:20:28,960 --> 00:20:30,689 - Cheers. - We can be friends, though. 351 00:20:30,760 --> 00:20:32,967 You know, I did save your life, that means we're friends forever. 352 00:20:33,040 --> 00:20:35,122 Yeah, I can deal with that. 353 00:20:39,080 --> 00:20:40,969 - Why is it going dark? - The sun is setting. 354 00:20:41,400 --> 00:20:45,200 Nah, it's the beast. It's circling us. It's looking for a way in. 355 00:20:51,600 --> 00:20:54,570 It's getting stronger again. Strong enough to feed. 356 00:20:55,680 --> 00:20:59,287 Every hour of sunlight that feeds it makes the world darker, 357 00:21:00,280 --> 00:21:01,850 and the beast stronger. 358 00:21:04,280 --> 00:21:05,691 We've got very little time. 359 00:21:05,760 --> 00:21:09,082 I have to stop it. This is my fault. 360 00:21:09,600 --> 00:21:11,568 I'm the keeper of the gate. I have to put this right. 361 00:21:11,640 --> 00:21:13,130 So, you were supposed to guard the gate 362 00:21:13,200 --> 00:21:14,406 while everyone else went off to war. 363 00:21:14,480 --> 00:21:17,245 But, you had strangers at the door and a guard dog in the attic, 364 00:21:17,320 --> 00:21:19,129 so you let the beast come through. 365 00:21:19,200 --> 00:21:20,804 It was the only thing that would defeat them. 366 00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:24,248 So you thought the eater of light could destroy a whole Roman army? 367 00:21:24,320 --> 00:21:25,321 It did. 368 00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:28,688 And a whole Roman army could weaken or kill the beast? 369 00:21:29,520 --> 00:21:31,363 - Yes. - Well, It didn't work. 370 00:21:31,760 --> 00:21:33,250 You got a whole Roman legion slaughtered, 371 00:21:33,320 --> 00:21:36,563 and you made the deadliest creature on this planet very, very cross indeed. 372 00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:40,971 To protect a muddy little hillside, you doomed your whole world. 373 00:21:43,680 --> 00:21:46,445 One man? You think one man can save us all? 374 00:21:46,520 --> 00:21:47,601 Come and meet him. 375 00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:49,644 He came here to meet you. 376 00:21:50,400 --> 00:21:54,121 He's met loads of people like you, they're terrified, they're desperate. 377 00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:56,806 And he always helps. He always makes a difference. 378 00:21:56,880 --> 00:21:58,689 There are painted barbarians out there. 379 00:21:59,320 --> 00:22:00,970 They outnumber us. 380 00:22:01,240 --> 00:22:03,527 There is a beast of darkness that laid waste 381 00:22:03,600 --> 00:22:05,602 to an entire legion in less than an hour. 382 00:22:05,680 --> 00:22:07,523 No one man can make a difference to that. 383 00:22:07,600 --> 00:22:09,045 Maybe that's what you don't learn 384 00:22:09,120 --> 00:22:12,169 when you think it takes 5,000 highly trained soldiers 385 00:22:12,240 --> 00:22:14,208 to slaughter a bunch of Scottish farmers. 386 00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:16,728 Yes, one man can. 387 00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:18,411 And he's here. 388 00:22:18,480 --> 00:22:22,769 If you're calling us cowards, carry on. We already ran away. We know. 389 00:22:23,200 --> 00:22:24,247 You're not cowards. 390 00:22:25,640 --> 00:22:26,641 You're scared. 391 00:22:28,320 --> 00:22:29,321 Scared is fine. 392 00:22:29,480 --> 00:22:30,720 Scared is human. 393 00:22:31,680 --> 00:22:34,843 I'll tell you what it isn't. It isn't a plan. 394 00:22:37,280 --> 00:22:38,281 She's right. 395 00:22:38,360 --> 00:22:39,850 Why are you even listening to her, Grandad? 396 00:22:39,920 --> 00:22:42,241 Because no-one else is saying anything. 397 00:22:44,920 --> 00:22:45,921 We need a plan. 398 00:22:46,440 --> 00:22:48,169 A real commander would have a plan. 399 00:22:55,760 --> 00:22:57,285 Why do they call you Grandad? 400 00:22:58,400 --> 00:22:59,925 They always call me Grandad. 401 00:23:01,040 --> 00:23:03,850 I'm the commander. I'm the oldest one left. 402 00:23:05,760 --> 00:23:06,761 How old are you? 403 00:23:08,360 --> 00:23:09,361 Eighteen. 404 00:23:12,920 --> 00:23:15,082 Right, listen to me. All of you. 405 00:23:16,880 --> 00:23:18,484 I'm going up there to find my friend. 406 00:23:18,760 --> 00:23:20,091 And if you come with me... 407 00:23:21,640 --> 00:23:23,563 I can't promise that you won't all die. 408 00:23:24,640 --> 00:23:26,085 But I can promise you this. 409 00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:28,882 You won't all die in a hole in the ground. 410 00:23:35,360 --> 00:23:36,805 We have to drive it back through 411 00:23:36,880 --> 00:23:39,121 and close the portal behind it. 412 00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:42,488 Now the gate only opens when the dawn sun hits it. Why is that? 413 00:23:45,400 --> 00:23:48,006 Our ancestors couldn't close the gate completely. 414 00:23:48,400 --> 00:23:50,209 But they built the cairn to control it. 415 00:23:50,280 --> 00:23:53,090 Ah, like venting an oil gush? 416 00:23:53,160 --> 00:23:55,766 If they let the portal open a few moments every year, 417 00:23:55,840 --> 00:23:57,569 they stop the whole thing ripping apart. 418 00:23:57,960 --> 00:23:59,371 Yeah, it's quite clever, really. 419 00:24:00,480 --> 00:24:01,481 Are you sulking? 420 00:24:02,560 --> 00:24:03,891 I'm remembering the dead. 421 00:24:04,120 --> 00:24:06,646 Ah, all right. Well, save that for old age. 422 00:24:07,200 --> 00:24:08,406 They're dead because of me. 423 00:24:08,480 --> 00:24:11,324 You know, every moment you waste wallowing about in that happy thought, 424 00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:13,164 means more of the living are going to join them. 425 00:24:14,200 --> 00:24:16,407 When you want to win a war, remember this. 426 00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:18,001 It's not about you. 427 00:24:18,840 --> 00:24:19,841 Believe me, I know. 428 00:24:20,760 --> 00:24:21,761 Time to grow up. 429 00:24:24,640 --> 00:24:25,641 Time to fight your fight. 430 00:24:27,920 --> 00:24:28,921 How does this work? 431 00:24:29,880 --> 00:24:31,962 It poisons the light as the beast eats it. 432 00:24:32,040 --> 00:24:33,087 Good. 433 00:24:34,640 --> 00:24:35,641 We'll need more of this. 434 00:24:36,280 --> 00:24:38,408 It has optical cancellation properties. 435 00:24:39,840 --> 00:24:41,888 Now, we have one chance. 436 00:24:42,520 --> 00:24:45,046 Right now, it's weak, it's injured, it's starving. 437 00:24:45,120 --> 00:24:48,249 But when the sun comes up, it will feed and grow strong. 438 00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:49,924 We have to lure it back through the portal 439 00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:51,764 before that happens, before sunrise. 440 00:24:51,840 --> 00:24:53,126 Now, I've got a plan. 441 00:24:54,520 --> 00:24:55,726 But I need your help. 442 00:24:56,600 --> 00:24:57,601 But I'm afraid. 443 00:24:58,160 --> 00:24:59,161 Who isn't? 444 00:25:00,120 --> 00:25:02,441 But you've still got to face your beast, anyway. 445 00:25:05,640 --> 00:25:06,641 Can you do that? 446 00:25:09,080 --> 00:25:10,081 Aye. 447 00:25:27,360 --> 00:25:29,249 Shh! 448 00:25:31,400 --> 00:25:32,640 It's nothing. 449 00:25:33,320 --> 00:25:35,129 It's the wind in the rocks. 450 00:25:36,080 --> 00:25:38,447 Forward, centurion. Keep going. 451 00:25:39,880 --> 00:25:42,531 There are lots of entrances the beast could get through. 452 00:25:42,880 --> 00:25:44,006 It's a labyrinth. 453 00:25:53,680 --> 00:25:55,091 This is where we hear them. 454 00:25:55,360 --> 00:25:58,489 Barbarians. Right up there. 455 00:25:58,560 --> 00:25:59,641 Up above us. 456 00:25:59,720 --> 00:26:01,290 Are you sure your friend will be with them? 457 00:26:01,360 --> 00:26:02,441 Yeah. 458 00:26:02,960 --> 00:26:05,486 Basically, he always ends up being boss of the locals. 459 00:26:05,560 --> 00:26:07,722 - How? - Usually by knowing them. 460 00:26:11,320 --> 00:26:12,321 What was that? 461 00:26:14,160 --> 00:26:16,731 All right, centurions. Stay sharp. 462 00:26:16,800 --> 00:26:19,451 - That's the way out, so let's get out. - Easy, Cornelius. 463 00:26:19,520 --> 00:26:21,363 Let's make sure we know what we're walking into. 464 00:26:21,440 --> 00:26:23,090 No, let's go. 465 00:26:37,520 --> 00:26:38,681 Come quickly! 466 00:26:39,360 --> 00:26:40,725 Douse the fire, quickly! 467 00:26:44,640 --> 00:26:45,971 Shift your arse, Roman! 468 00:26:54,600 --> 00:26:55,840 Close the trap door. 469 00:26:58,400 --> 00:27:00,323 Block it off. We have to block it off. 470 00:27:00,840 --> 00:27:02,922 Centurions! Defence formation. 471 00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:06,367 It's fallen back. It's waiting. 472 00:27:06,680 --> 00:27:09,923 It's waiting to feed off the sunlight, to grow to its full strength. 473 00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:11,365 - Hello. - Hi. 474 00:27:13,240 --> 00:27:14,401 I brought you the Ninth Legion. 475 00:27:14,760 --> 00:27:16,091 Oh, there they are. 476 00:27:16,200 --> 00:27:18,282 The lost legion of the Ninth. 477 00:27:18,760 --> 00:27:19,761 Totally found them. 478 00:27:19,840 --> 00:27:21,080 Yeah, you totally did. 479 00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:23,881 Nardole! 480 00:27:26,080 --> 00:27:28,811 - What happened to you? - Oh, I'm blending in. 481 00:27:28,880 --> 00:27:31,611 Hmm. Welcome to our land. 482 00:27:31,680 --> 00:27:33,045 Scotch. 483 00:27:33,120 --> 00:27:34,451 Drop your weapons. 484 00:27:34,520 --> 00:27:36,204 Oh, for goodness sake, we don't have time for this! 485 00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:37,930 - Stay back! - Lucius, stop it! 486 00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:39,331 Are you their champion now? 487 00:27:39,400 --> 00:27:42,927 - There is no time for fighting. - Exactly. 488 00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:44,570 We never wanted to fight! 489 00:27:45,520 --> 00:27:48,171 We lived in peace and then you came. 490 00:27:48,680 --> 00:27:51,570 And laid waste to everything and everyone we loved. 491 00:27:51,640 --> 00:27:53,802 All you understand is war. 492 00:27:53,880 --> 00:27:55,291 No, he understands. 493 00:27:56,200 --> 00:27:57,201 Don't you? 494 00:27:57,800 --> 00:27:59,529 Now he's wondering why. 495 00:28:00,920 --> 00:28:02,251 You speak Latin? 496 00:28:02,440 --> 00:28:03,441 I don't. 497 00:28:05,040 --> 00:28:07,168 Neither do I. Not a word. 498 00:28:08,240 --> 00:28:10,686 And I don't speak whatever they speak either. 499 00:28:10,800 --> 00:28:11,801 It's him. 500 00:28:13,440 --> 00:28:14,441 It's you, isn't it? 501 00:28:14,760 --> 00:28:15,761 Yes, it's me. 502 00:28:16,160 --> 00:28:18,561 Something to do with the TARDIS, maybe? Telepathic field? 503 00:28:19,040 --> 00:28:22,089 So now that we all understand each other, how do we all sound? 504 00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:24,206 You sound like children. 505 00:28:24,520 --> 00:28:27,126 - You sound like children, too. - You all do. 506 00:28:27,280 --> 00:28:28,281 This is what happens. 507 00:28:28,440 --> 00:28:31,284 You can understand what everyone in the universe is saying. 508 00:28:31,680 --> 00:28:33,364 Everybody just sounds like children. 509 00:28:33,640 --> 00:28:34,846 There are exceptions. 510 00:28:35,520 --> 00:28:37,204 - Thank you very much. - Not you. 511 00:28:37,960 --> 00:28:41,487 Okay, kids, pay attention. 512 00:28:42,320 --> 00:28:43,401 She slaughtered your legion, 513 00:28:43,480 --> 00:28:45,926 you slaughtered everything that she loves. 514 00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:47,843 Now, you all have a choice, 515 00:28:47,920 --> 00:28:50,571 you can carry on slaughtering each other, 516 00:28:51,120 --> 00:28:52,963 till no one is left standing, 517 00:28:53,040 --> 00:28:54,610 or you grow the hell up! 518 00:28:55,160 --> 00:28:56,525 Because there's a new war now. 519 00:28:57,480 --> 00:29:03,487 I think these creatures are light-eating locusts, 520 00:29:04,680 --> 00:29:06,682 looking for rents and cracks 521 00:29:06,760 --> 00:29:10,048 between worlds to let themselves into dimensions of light. 522 00:29:11,680 --> 00:29:13,125 Once they break through, 523 00:29:13,880 --> 00:29:14,881 they eat. 524 00:29:16,760 --> 00:29:18,171 They will eat the sun. 525 00:29:19,480 --> 00:29:23,087 And then, they will eat the stars. 526 00:29:24,640 --> 00:29:27,211 And they will keep eating until... 527 00:29:29,760 --> 00:29:31,603 There are no stars left. 528 00:29:34,680 --> 00:29:36,045 So, whose side are you on, now? 529 00:29:36,120 --> 00:29:38,930 Because as far as I can see, there is only one side left. 530 00:29:43,200 --> 00:29:44,804 If it helps, 531 00:29:46,240 --> 00:29:47,730 I do have a plan. 532 00:29:57,360 --> 00:30:00,603 It feeds on light, but it homes in on sound. 533 00:30:00,920 --> 00:30:02,001 So, what's going to happen? 534 00:30:02,080 --> 00:30:04,401 It's simple. Bit of noise, 535 00:30:04,480 --> 00:30:08,246 lure the beast here, drive it back through the gate. 536 00:30:08,600 --> 00:30:10,284 But how do we keep it there? 537 00:30:10,920 --> 00:30:13,082 I mean, you said all those things are going to come through, right? 538 00:30:13,160 --> 00:30:14,889 Well, they can only come through one at a time. 539 00:30:14,960 --> 00:30:17,247 - I know. - That's why guarding the gate worked. 540 00:30:17,320 --> 00:30:19,687 One Pict in there, fighting it off for a few minutes. 541 00:30:19,760 --> 00:30:22,081 That adds up to 60 or 70 years out here. 542 00:30:22,400 --> 00:30:24,801 I get it, yeah, and then the next one goes in. 543 00:30:25,600 --> 00:30:27,045 But what are we going to do this time? 544 00:30:27,360 --> 00:30:28,486 Or are you going to line up Picts 545 00:30:28,560 --> 00:30:31,006 sacrificing themselves until the end of the world? 546 00:30:32,240 --> 00:30:33,810 I've got a better idea this time. 547 00:30:34,360 --> 00:30:36,169 Which is the part you never tell me! 548 00:30:36,600 --> 00:30:37,806 - Don't I? - Uh-uh. 549 00:30:37,920 --> 00:30:39,490 I'll probably just get interrupted. 550 00:30:47,360 --> 00:30:49,044 This is worse than jazz. 551 00:30:51,920 --> 00:30:54,048 - Nothing. There's nothing. - Hmm. 552 00:30:55,480 --> 00:30:56,527 Maybe it won't come. 553 00:30:57,640 --> 00:30:58,687 Hello. 554 00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:00,001 Hello. 555 00:31:00,360 --> 00:31:01,361 Hello. 556 00:31:01,600 --> 00:31:03,011 Doctor. 557 00:31:03,200 --> 00:31:05,123 No, no, Nardole. 558 00:31:06,160 --> 00:31:08,527 Yeah, it's probably a bit tricky for you, that, innit? 559 00:31:10,320 --> 00:31:12,607 Huh! Lovely! Hello. 560 00:31:12,680 --> 00:31:14,728 - Monster! - Sorry? 561 00:31:15,440 --> 00:31:16,521 Monster! 562 00:31:18,760 --> 00:31:19,807 There! 563 00:31:23,680 --> 00:31:24,841 Oh! 564 00:31:25,720 --> 00:31:27,245 - It's coming. - It's here. 565 00:31:27,320 --> 00:31:28,321 Get ready! 566 00:31:29,680 --> 00:31:30,806 Turn on the light! 567 00:31:36,280 --> 00:31:37,281 Keep it here. 568 00:31:38,280 --> 00:31:40,203 We've got to hold it here till sunrise. 569 00:31:41,680 --> 00:31:42,681 Ah! 570 00:31:46,960 --> 00:31:48,007 Keep it there! 571 00:31:48,840 --> 00:31:49,887 Keep it there! 572 00:31:57,920 --> 00:31:59,684 Turn her! The sun is rising! 573 00:32:07,040 --> 00:32:08,883 Back! Back to the void! 574 00:32:25,840 --> 00:32:28,047 It'll only stay open as long as the sunlight's on it. 575 00:32:29,120 --> 00:32:30,360 Give me your weapon. 576 00:32:30,440 --> 00:32:31,441 What are you doing? 577 00:32:31,520 --> 00:32:33,249 - This is the clever bit. - Well, tell me. 578 00:32:33,320 --> 00:32:35,004 The gate has to be guarded. There's no other way. 579 00:32:35,120 --> 00:32:36,929 The trouble is, human lifespans. 580 00:32:37,320 --> 00:32:38,651 They're tiny. 581 00:32:38,760 --> 00:32:41,127 They're hilarious. You get used up too quickly. 582 00:32:41,640 --> 00:32:44,007 So what's the answer? 60 on, figure it out. 583 00:32:45,960 --> 00:32:51,091 The answer is me. I go on for ages. I don't even really die, I regenerate. 584 00:32:51,480 --> 00:32:54,450 I can hold that gate until the sun goes out. 585 00:32:54,520 --> 00:32:57,569 - No, you can't. - Of course, I can. I'm going to. 586 00:32:58,160 --> 00:32:59,605 This isn't your job. 587 00:32:59,680 --> 00:33:01,409 No it isn't, Bill. It's who I am. 588 00:33:01,760 --> 00:33:03,842 I've been standing by the gates of your world, 589 00:33:04,400 --> 00:33:07,324 keeping you all safe since you crawled out of the slime. 590 00:33:07,400 --> 00:33:09,801 - I'm not stopping now. - Doctor, please! 591 00:33:09,880 --> 00:33:11,848 Listen, the TARDIS will take you home. 592 00:33:11,920 --> 00:33:13,729 - Return journeys are easy. - Listen to me. 593 00:33:13,800 --> 00:33:15,609 Leave the instruments on the current setting. 594 00:33:15,680 --> 00:33:17,330 Just hit them with a spanner. 595 00:33:17,560 --> 00:33:18,686 Weapon, now. 596 00:33:18,760 --> 00:33:20,842 - No. - Lee It to me. come on. 597 00:33:20,920 --> 00:33:22,888 You'll be safe. Tomorrow, you'll be farming. 598 00:33:22,960 --> 00:33:24,450 And you can name a cow after me. 599 00:33:24,520 --> 00:33:26,170 What about the other gates that you have to guard? 600 00:33:26,240 --> 00:33:27,480 What about the vault? 601 00:33:27,560 --> 00:33:29,881 The vault will never exist if I let those things come through! 602 00:33:29,960 --> 00:33:31,086 Well, then somebody else better stop them! 603 00:33:31,160 --> 00:33:32,969 - Nobody else can. - I can! 604 00:33:33,640 --> 00:33:34,766 What did you say? 605 00:33:34,840 --> 00:33:38,208 Time to grow up, Doctor. Time to fight my fight. 606 00:33:41,240 --> 00:33:44,084 I'm sorry, no. No one else can do this. Not like I can. 607 00:33:44,280 --> 00:33:46,328 We can. I'm ready. 608 00:33:46,400 --> 00:33:49,449 I'll guard the gate with you. I'll fight by your side. 609 00:33:49,720 --> 00:33:52,485 Awesome. Brilliant. You'll be a hero for two seconds. 610 00:33:52,560 --> 00:33:54,961 Then the whole solar system will be devoured. 611 00:33:56,560 --> 00:33:57,561 Stop him! 612 00:33:58,040 --> 00:34:00,441 This is my destiny, my fight! 613 00:34:00,640 --> 00:34:02,130 Out of my way! Now! 614 00:34:02,480 --> 00:34:04,687 - We'll take it in turns. - The two of you can't hold the gate. 615 00:34:04,760 --> 00:34:06,967 Two of them? I'm counting more than two. 616 00:34:07,240 --> 00:34:09,368 The Legion of the Ninth stands ready to serve. 617 00:34:09,480 --> 00:34:12,211 Oh, stop being brave. I can't bear brave people. 618 00:34:12,560 --> 00:34:15,689 I'll put the story in the stone. I'll put your name in the air. 619 00:34:16,200 --> 00:34:19,363 They'll see it for hundreds of years and they'll know your name forever. 620 00:34:19,440 --> 00:34:20,441 Good! 621 00:34:24,360 --> 00:34:25,361 Ready? 622 00:34:25,440 --> 00:34:27,602 No, listen to me. No! Listen... 623 00:34:28,680 --> 00:34:29,761 You're wrong, Doctor. 624 00:34:29,960 --> 00:34:31,166 It's their destiny. 625 00:34:32,480 --> 00:34:33,527 Not yours. 626 00:34:35,720 --> 00:34:37,051 Sorry, you're going nowhere. 627 00:34:37,600 --> 00:34:40,251 - Bill! Bill, stop it! - Quickly. Quickly. 628 00:34:40,320 --> 00:34:42,971 Soldiers of the Ninth! Advance! 629 00:34:43,240 --> 00:34:44,401 Come on! 630 00:35:16,760 --> 00:35:17,761 What's that? 631 00:35:18,680 --> 00:35:19,761 What's happening? 632 00:35:20,120 --> 00:35:21,929 Too many of them going through at once. 633 00:35:22,280 --> 00:35:23,611 This place is unstable. 634 00:35:23,880 --> 00:35:25,848 We need to get out of here! Now! 635 00:35:27,920 --> 00:35:29,081 Oh! Oh! 636 00:35:40,080 --> 00:35:41,525 I know you're inclined to bear a grudge, 637 00:35:41,600 --> 00:35:45,286 so just remember, I know about 10% of your secrets, 638 00:35:45,440 --> 00:35:46,680 the dark secrets, 639 00:35:47,080 --> 00:35:51,051 and, I'm the only one in the TARDIS who knows where the teacakes are. 640 00:35:57,080 --> 00:35:58,491 - Kar. - Kar! 641 00:35:59,120 --> 00:36:00,610 She's holding the gate. 642 00:36:01,560 --> 00:36:03,130 Remember, her name is Kar. 643 00:36:03,560 --> 00:36:05,403 - Kar! Kar! - Kah 644 00:36:11,120 --> 00:36:12,406 You were wrong. 645 00:36:13,080 --> 00:36:14,491 The crows aren't sulking. 646 00:36:16,200 --> 00:36:20,046 The crows are remembering. 647 00:36:23,720 --> 00:36:26,883 I'm sorry, Doctor, but you have a vault to guard. 648 00:36:27,240 --> 00:36:29,083 You can't take on every fight. 649 00:36:32,240 --> 00:36:33,571 All right, I was wrong. 650 00:36:34,960 --> 00:36:37,247 I didn't know what really happened to the Ninth Legion. 651 00:36:37,320 --> 00:36:39,049 No, we were both wrong about that. 652 00:36:40,240 --> 00:36:42,004 They were never really missing. 653 00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:44,041 They've always been here. 654 00:36:45,480 --> 00:36:47,050 The Ninth Legion and the keeper of the gate. 655 00:36:48,520 --> 00:36:50,409 Seizing the day till the sun goes out. 656 00:36:51,440 --> 00:36:52,965 Holding back the dark. 657 00:36:58,480 --> 00:36:59,481 What? 658 00:37:00,680 --> 00:37:03,126 I thought... Did you hear that? 659 00:37:06,040 --> 00:37:07,326 I thought I could hear the music, 660 00:37:07,400 --> 00:37:10,131 but I can't, can 1? They're in another time. 661 00:37:11,560 --> 00:37:13,005 Music's funny like that. 662 00:37:29,240 --> 00:37:30,321 Right. 663 00:37:31,200 --> 00:37:32,770 Shall we go back home? 664 00:37:32,840 --> 00:37:36,162 Time you were guarding that vault, we don't want Missy getting any ideas. 665 00:37:36,240 --> 00:37:38,129 One should always try to avoid those. 666 00:37:39,600 --> 00:37:43,844 Hello! Well, you lot were ages, I was getting ever so worried. 667 00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:45,684 How did you get out of the vault? 668 00:37:46,080 --> 00:37:47,570 Sir, what do we do? How could this happen? 669 00:37:47,640 --> 00:37:49,608 It's all right, Nardole, she's been doing some work for me. 670 00:37:49,680 --> 00:37:53,162 Sorry, I'm sorry, I'm so sorry, I assumed they knew. 671 00:37:53,400 --> 00:37:55,209 Should I have stayed below decks? 672 00:37:55,400 --> 00:37:56,845 No. no, no, no, it's fine. 673 00:37:56,920 --> 00:37:58,763 She's supposed to be in the vault! 674 00:37:59,800 --> 00:38:00,961 How are the engines? 675 00:38:01,040 --> 00:38:03,168 Better than you deserve. You are naughty. 676 00:38:03,240 --> 00:38:04,810 Do you ever do basic maintenance? 677 00:38:04,880 --> 00:38:06,291 No, but I've got a plan for that. 678 00:38:06,360 --> 00:38:07,964 - What? - You. 679 00:38:08,040 --> 00:38:10,964 What, seriously? What, what she's doing chores for you now? 680 00:38:11,040 --> 00:38:15,728 Sir, I must protest in the strongest, most upset terms possible. 681 00:38:15,800 --> 00:38:18,121 Don't make me go squeaky-voiced. 682 00:38:18,240 --> 00:38:20,208 Do relax, you two. 683 00:38:20,280 --> 00:38:21,884 I'm bio-locked out of the controls, 684 00:38:21,960 --> 00:38:23,769 I can't even get through those doors. 685 00:38:23,880 --> 00:38:26,406 I'm as much a prisoner here as I am in the vault. 686 00:38:26,480 --> 00:38:28,403 No, you most certainly are not. 687 00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:31,849 Doctor, seriously. Why did you let her out? 688 00:38:32,240 --> 00:38:34,641 I think you may be forgetting how we got home from Mars. 689 00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:37,001 What, so now you trust her? 690 00:38:37,080 --> 00:38:40,004 No, so now he's getting TARDIS maintenance for free. 691 00:38:40,640 --> 00:38:42,847 Let's not get carried away. 692 00:38:42,920 --> 00:38:44,729 So what have you been up to? 693 00:38:44,800 --> 00:38:45,801 Did you watch us? 694 00:38:45,880 --> 00:38:47,609 - Some of it. A little bit. - What did you think? 695 00:38:47,680 --> 00:38:50,843 - Oh, is she reviewing us now? - Oh, those little people. 696 00:38:50,920 --> 00:38:53,048 Trapped in a hill fighting forever. 697 00:38:53,840 --> 00:38:56,161 Is that really up to your bleeding heart standards? 698 00:38:56,440 --> 00:38:59,364 Well, they're not trapped. And they're more than just fighting. 699 00:38:59,440 --> 00:39:00,851 And there's music. 700 00:39:01,560 --> 00:39:02,721 Always music. 701 00:39:03,480 --> 00:39:07,280 Well, team. Who's going to help me hide his guitar? 702 00:39:07,720 --> 00:39:09,245 See, that's what I'm trying to teach you, Missy. 703 00:39:09,400 --> 00:39:12,370 You understand the universe. You see it, you grasp it. 704 00:39:12,920 --> 00:39:14,888 But you never learn to hear the music. 705 00:40:02,680 --> 00:40:03,681 Huh. 706 00:40:06,960 --> 00:40:10,407 I don't even know why I'm crying. Why do I keep doing that now? 707 00:40:10,600 --> 00:40:11,601 I don't know. 708 00:40:12,880 --> 00:40:14,530 Maybe you're trying to impress me. 709 00:40:17,040 --> 00:40:18,041 Yes. 710 00:40:18,840 --> 00:40:21,684 Probably some devious plan. That sounds about right. 711 00:40:24,600 --> 00:40:26,602 Well, the alternative would be much worse. 712 00:40:33,280 --> 00:40:35,681 The alternative is that this is for real. 713 00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:40,322 And it's time for us to become friends again. 714 00:40:42,600 --> 00:40:43,601 Do you think so? 715 00:40:52,520 --> 00:40:53,521 I don't know. 716 00:40:54,560 --> 00:40:56,130 That's the trouble with hope. 717 00:40:59,600 --> 00:41:00,840 It's hard to resist. 718 00:41:18,560 --> 00:41:19,607 I pick a scenario. 719 00:41:19,680 --> 00:41:21,284 We drop her down into it and we see how she does. 720 00:41:21,360 --> 00:41:22,361 Hello. 721 00:41:22,440 --> 00:41:26,968 I am that mysterious adventurer in all of time and space. 722 00:41:27,040 --> 00:41:28,883 And these are my disposables. 723 00:41:28,960 --> 00:41:30,485 Just promise you won't get me killed. 724 00:41:30,720 --> 00:41:32,051 I said this was a bad idea. 725 00:41:32,760 --> 00:41:33,966 A 400-mile ship 726 00:41:34,040 --> 00:41:38,250 reversing away from the gravitational pull of a black hole. 727 00:41:39,400 --> 00:41:41,084 I'm so sorry, but you're the reason that they're coming. 728 00:41:43,880 --> 00:41:44,881 What are they? 729 00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:47,207 A Mondasian Cyberman. 730 00:41:47,920 --> 00:41:49,081 Give us a kiss.