1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,074 Subtitles downloaded from Podnapisi.NET 2 00:00:36,072 --> 00:00:38,836 - (Woman) Are you listening to me? - Affirmative. 3 00:00:38,875 --> 00:00:41,366 What did I just say? 4 00:00:41,411 --> 00:00:45,211 You just said... Let me... check my notes. 5 00:00:45,248 --> 00:00:46,647 You just said... 6 00:00:46,683 --> 00:00:49,811 Alan and I have created an incentive program... 7 00:00:49,853 --> 00:00:53,914 How is Alan? Tell Alan that the Mets suck. 8 00:00:53,957 --> 00:00:57,393 OK? From me, big time. Go Pirates! 9 00:00:57,427 --> 00:01:01,625 I'm not going to do that. We've created an incentive program to increase sales. 10 00:01:01,664 --> 00:01:05,794 You can reward your top seller with a prize worth up to $1,000. 11 00:01:05,835 --> 00:01:09,327 Woo. Howdy-ho. Wow. A thousand big ones. That's cool. 12 00:01:09,372 --> 00:01:11,237 Do I uh... get to pick the prize? 13 00:01:11,274 --> 00:01:13,333 Yes. Yes, you can. 14 00:01:13,376 --> 00:01:18,780 Question. Does top salesman include people who were at one time 15 00:01:18,815 --> 00:01:22,979 such outstanding salesmen that they've been promoted to... 16 00:01:23,019 --> 00:01:24,577 No, Michael. 17 00:01:24,621 --> 00:01:28,580 - You can't win this prize. - I didn't mean me. 18 00:01:33,997 --> 00:01:38,991 What we have to do is find out what motivates people more than anything else. 19 00:01:39,035 --> 00:01:42,300 - Sex. - It's illegal, can't do that. Next best thing. 20 00:01:42,338 --> 00:01:44,067 - Torture. - Come on, Dwight. 21 00:01:44,107 --> 00:01:46,667 Help me out here. This is stupid. 22 00:01:46,709 --> 00:01:47,937 - Michael. - Pam! 23 00:01:47,977 --> 00:01:49,467 - There's... - Burger with cheese. 24 00:01:49,512 --> 00:01:51,742 - There's a person here. - And fries. 25 00:01:51,781 --> 00:01:53,373 And shake. What? Go ahead. 26 00:01:53,416 --> 00:01:56,112 There's a person here who wants to sell handbags. 27 00:01:56,152 --> 00:01:59,087 No vendors in the office. That is a distraction. 28 00:01:59,122 --> 00:02:02,353 - I told her you'd talk to her. - Pam, come on, I'm busy. 29 00:02:02,392 --> 00:02:04,917 - So just tell her to go away. - OK. 30 00:02:10,967 --> 00:02:12,992 All right, I'll talk to her. 31 00:02:13,036 --> 00:02:16,699 - This one is hand-embroidered. - Girls, you're being infiltrated. 32 00:02:16,739 --> 00:02:19,173 - Cock in the hen house. - Cocks in the hen house. 33 00:02:19,209 --> 00:02:21,370 - Don't say cocks. - No. 34 00:02:22,245 --> 00:02:24,406 What is your name, my fair lass? 35 00:02:24,447 --> 00:02:27,177 - Katy. - Ah. Katy. 36 00:02:27,217 --> 00:02:29,117 Wow, look at you. 37 00:02:29,152 --> 00:02:31,985 You are like the new and improved Pam. 38 00:02:32,021 --> 00:02:33,682 Pam 6.0. 39 00:02:33,723 --> 00:02:35,918 Oh, look! 40 00:02:35,959 --> 00:02:39,224 No cat fights, you two. I'm against violence in the workplace. 41 00:02:39,262 --> 00:02:41,287 - So am I. - Nobody cares what you think. 42 00:02:41,331 --> 00:02:42,992 Doesn't matter. 43 00:02:43,032 --> 00:02:46,229 I usually don't allow solicitors in the office, 44 00:02:46,269 --> 00:02:48,897 but today I am going to break some rules. 45 00:02:48,938 --> 00:02:51,736 You can have the conference room. It's yours all day. 46 00:02:51,774 --> 00:02:54,971 - Thanks. - There's an HR meeting in there at 11.30. 47 00:02:55,011 --> 00:02:59,004 Well, let's put 'em in the hallway, give them some chairs. 48 00:02:59,048 --> 00:03:04,486 Right? Decisiveness. One of the keys to success, according to Small Businessman. 49 00:03:04,521 --> 00:03:06,580 I do. I read Small Businessman. 50 00:03:06,623 --> 00:03:10,889 I also subscribe to USA Today, 51 00:03:10,927 --> 00:03:15,057 and American Way magazine, that's the in-flight magazine. 52 00:03:15,098 --> 00:03:17,464 Some great articles in that. 53 00:03:17,500 --> 00:03:23,837 They did this great profile last month of Doris Roberts 54 00:03:23,873 --> 00:03:27,138 and where she likes to eat when she's in Phoenix. 55 00:03:27,176 --> 00:03:28,370 Illuminating. 56 00:03:28,411 --> 00:03:33,007 This is my conference room, so please make yourself at home. 57 00:03:33,049 --> 00:03:38,146 I'm right on the other side of this wall. There used to be a window here. 58 00:03:38,187 --> 00:03:40,985 There's not anymore. So that's where I'll be. 59 00:03:42,225 --> 00:03:46,559 So, if you need anything else, something to make you more comfortable, 60 00:03:46,596 --> 00:03:49,963 just don't hesitate to ask, I'm right here. 61 00:03:49,999 --> 00:03:54,629 - I guess a cup of coffee would be great. - Wait a second. 62 00:03:54,671 --> 00:03:57,606 Oh, I should have spotted another addict. 63 00:03:57,640 --> 00:04:00,438 - Gotta love the 'bucks. - What? 64 00:04:00,476 --> 00:04:03,343 It's slang for Starbucks. They're all over the place. 65 00:04:03,379 --> 00:04:07,611 Oh, man. That place is like the promised land to me. 66 00:04:07,650 --> 00:04:09,982 What a business model, too. 67 00:04:10,019 --> 00:04:13,511 - Too bad we don't have the good stuff here. - A regular coffee is fine. 68 00:04:13,556 --> 00:04:15,524 No, it's not, it's... 69 00:04:15,558 --> 00:04:19,619 - No, really, it is. - No, here's the thing. You know... 70 00:04:19,662 --> 00:04:22,096 I do my best to... 71 00:04:23,866 --> 00:04:26,232 to be my own man and... 72 00:04:27,203 --> 00:04:29,933 go by the beat of a different drummer. 73 00:04:29,973 --> 00:04:31,440 And nobody gets me. 74 00:04:31,474 --> 00:04:34,204 They're always putting up walls and I tear 'em down. 75 00:04:34,243 --> 00:04:37,906 Just breaking down barriers, that's what I do all day. 76 00:04:40,984 --> 00:04:44,351 So, a coffee. Regular coffee. 77 00:04:45,254 --> 00:04:47,586 For you. High test or unleaded? 78 00:04:49,058 --> 00:04:51,458 - Bring it on. Yeah. - Oh! Woo! 79 00:04:51,494 --> 00:04:53,394 I will. I'll bring it on. All right. 80 00:04:55,498 --> 00:05:00,333 So... are you jealous because there's another girl around? 81 00:05:00,370 --> 00:05:02,634 No. 82 00:05:02,672 --> 00:05:04,902 She's prettier than you, though. 83 00:05:07,910 --> 00:05:10,470 That's a very rude thing to say, Kevin. 84 00:05:15,218 --> 00:05:18,449 ...suit you. I can see you pairing it with gloves. 85 00:05:18,488 --> 00:05:21,480 (Dwight) The purse girl hits everything on my check list. 86 00:05:22,025 --> 00:05:24,721 Creamy skin, straight teeth, 87 00:05:24,761 --> 00:05:26,956 curly hair, 88 00:05:26,996 --> 00:05:28,520 amazing breasts. 89 00:05:28,564 --> 00:05:33,365 Not for me, for my children. The Schrutes produce very thirsty babies. 90 00:05:33,403 --> 00:05:36,167 There you go, nice, steaming hot cup of joe. 91 00:05:36,205 --> 00:05:37,832 - Thank you. - An idea. 92 00:05:37,874 --> 00:05:40,342 Why don't I introduce you around? 93 00:05:40,376 --> 00:05:44,005 You can get your foot in the door, meet potential clientele. Right? 94 00:05:44,047 --> 00:05:47,710 Gosh. I would love to, but my purses. I should... 95 00:05:47,750 --> 00:05:51,777 Oh, uh, well, we can have Ryan. Ryan, would you look after the purses, please? 96 00:05:51,821 --> 00:05:55,188 - I'm installing fileshare on the computers. - Blah-dee-blah. 97 00:05:55,224 --> 00:05:59,058 Techno babble. Just do it. We have company. Right? 98 00:05:59,095 --> 00:06:03,259 You should sell a lot here because this branch made over $1 million last year. 99 00:06:03,299 --> 00:06:06,632 Not that we're all millionaires. I'm probably closest. 100 00:06:06,669 --> 00:06:10,435 - Here's Oscar. Oscar, this is Katy. - I'm on the phone. 101 00:06:10,473 --> 00:06:14,432 Woo-woo. Oscar the grouch. Right? I thought of that. 102 00:06:14,477 --> 00:06:18,573 - That was on Sesame Street. - I know. I made the connection. 103 00:06:18,614 --> 00:06:21,674 Can you believe he'd never heard that before he worked here? 104 00:06:21,718 --> 00:06:24,744 - No, I don't believe that. - It's unbelievable. 105 00:06:24,787 --> 00:06:27,051 (Pam) It's nice having Katy around. 106 00:06:27,090 --> 00:06:30,218 It's another person for Michael to um... 107 00:06:31,527 --> 00:06:32,824 interact with. 108 00:06:32,862 --> 00:06:35,831 Here is Toby from Human Resources. 109 00:06:35,865 --> 00:06:38,299 - Katy, Toby. Toby, Katy. - Hi. 110 00:06:38,334 --> 00:06:40,894 Did you go to Bishop? 111 00:06:40,937 --> 00:06:42,598 - Yeah. - Yeah. Me too. 112 00:06:42,638 --> 00:06:47,234 - Cool. What year were you there? - Toby's divorced. He uh... God. 113 00:06:47,276 --> 00:06:50,143 (Michael) Recently, right? You and your wife. 114 00:06:50,179 --> 00:06:52,079 - And you have kids. - A girl. 115 00:06:52,115 --> 00:06:57,747 That's so... It was really messy. You slept one night in your car, too. 116 00:06:59,288 --> 00:07:01,654 I should probably get back to my table. 117 00:07:01,691 --> 00:07:03,818 OK, all right. Cool. See you in a bit. 118 00:07:07,396 --> 00:07:10,797 Oh. She's cute. Cutie pie. 119 00:07:10,833 --> 00:07:12,892 Back to work. 120 00:07:12,935 --> 00:07:14,732 (Michael) I live by one rule. 121 00:07:14,771 --> 00:07:17,103 No office romances, no way. 122 00:07:17,140 --> 00:07:19,131 Very messy, inappropriate. 123 00:07:20,977 --> 00:07:24,640 No. But I live by another rule. 124 00:07:25,915 --> 00:07:28,645 Just do it. Nike. 125 00:07:28,684 --> 00:07:32,120 Hey, Jimmy, what do you think about the purse girl? 126 00:07:32,155 --> 00:07:35,420 - Cute, sure, yeah. - Why don't you get on that? 127 00:07:35,458 --> 00:07:37,449 She's not really my type. 128 00:07:37,493 --> 00:07:39,484 What? Are you gay? 129 00:07:40,496 --> 00:07:43,465 - I don't think so. - Well, what is your type? 130 00:07:46,135 --> 00:07:48,467 Moms, primarily. 131 00:07:48,504 --> 00:07:52,770 Soccer moms, single moms, NASCAR moms, any type of mom, really. 132 00:07:52,809 --> 00:07:55,107 - That's disgusting. - Stay away from my mom. 133 00:07:55,144 --> 00:07:56,805 Too late, Kev. 134 00:08:01,951 --> 00:08:05,387 Man, I would be all over that if I wasn't dating Pam. 135 00:08:06,489 --> 00:08:08,719 We're not dating, we're engaged. 136 00:08:09,592 --> 00:08:11,253 Engaged, yeah. 137 00:08:25,274 --> 00:08:30,007 Pam and I are good buddies. I'm sort of Pam's go-to guy for her problems. 138 00:08:30,046 --> 00:08:34,847 You know, with stuff like work or her fiancé, Roy. 139 00:08:34,884 --> 00:08:36,545 Or um... 140 00:08:37,353 --> 00:08:39,844 No, those are pretty much her only two problems. 141 00:08:41,224 --> 00:08:43,488 (Jimmy) She'd be perfect for you. 142 00:08:43,526 --> 00:08:46,791 - She's been talking to Michael a lot. - So what? 143 00:08:46,829 --> 00:08:50,731 - You're assistant regional manager. - Assistant to the regional manager. 144 00:08:50,766 --> 00:08:52,597 He's your work boss. 145 00:08:52,635 --> 00:08:55,160 - He is not your relationship boss. - That's true. 146 00:08:55,204 --> 00:08:58,401 You have so much more to talk to this girl about. 147 00:08:58,441 --> 00:09:00,102 You're both um... 148 00:09:00,142 --> 00:09:01,632 salesmen. 149 00:09:01,677 --> 00:09:04,168 - That's something right there. - True. 150 00:09:04,213 --> 00:09:08,411 Plus I could talk to her about the origins of my last name. 151 00:09:08,451 --> 00:09:10,112 It's all gold. 152 00:09:11,387 --> 00:09:13,287 Guys are usually my best customers. 153 00:09:13,322 --> 00:09:18,692 They buy the high-end stuff, the beads and the sequins. For gifts, you know. 154 00:09:18,728 --> 00:09:22,357 They don't know what they're looking at, so I make suggestions. 155 00:09:22,398 --> 00:09:27,199 Just keep talking to her. If you hit a stall, you have a fall-back. 156 00:09:27,236 --> 00:09:28,931 - What's that? - You buy a purse. 157 00:09:28,971 --> 00:09:33,032 - I don't want a purse. Purses are for girls. - That's not true. Do you read GQ? 158 00:09:33,075 --> 00:09:36,408 - No. - I do. They're like mini briefcases. 159 00:09:36,445 --> 00:09:38,606 Lots of guys have them. 160 00:09:38,648 --> 00:09:40,115 - Like those? - Yes. 161 00:09:40,149 --> 00:09:43,880 You are spending time talking to me, when you could be talking to her. 162 00:09:43,920 --> 00:09:48,482 - I'm just gonna use the bathroom. - You don't need the bathroom. Go. 163 00:09:50,960 --> 00:09:52,621 - Friday... - OK. 164 00:09:52,662 --> 00:09:56,689 Stop whatever you're doing. This is going to be good. 165 00:09:57,700 --> 00:10:01,864 (Jimmy) Hi, my name's Dwight Schrute and I would like to buy a purse from you. 166 00:10:01,904 --> 00:10:04,464 Good Lord! Look at these purses. 167 00:10:04,507 --> 00:10:06,475 This is something special. 168 00:10:06,509 --> 00:10:07,999 Oh, my God. 169 00:10:08,044 --> 00:10:12,037 Is this Salvatore de Chini... 170 00:10:12,081 --> 00:10:14,709 Definitely step in and out of it like that. 171 00:10:14,750 --> 00:10:19,744 Yes. Well, I want to stress-test it, you know, in case anything happens. 172 00:10:20,489 --> 00:10:22,389 Oh! 173 00:10:22,425 --> 00:10:24,086 That was really... 174 00:10:24,126 --> 00:10:27,721 This is necessary to do to really give it a good work-out. 175 00:10:27,763 --> 00:10:29,424 This is the... 176 00:10:29,465 --> 00:10:31,831 This is the prettiest one of all. 177 00:10:31,867 --> 00:10:34,893 I'm going to be the prettiest girl in the ball. 178 00:10:34,937 --> 00:10:36,302 How much? 179 00:10:36,339 --> 00:10:39,672 Oh, God. It's sad. It's so sad. 180 00:10:39,709 --> 00:10:41,643 (Jimmy) Here he comes. Shh. 181 00:10:48,517 --> 00:10:50,781 - He did pick a good one. - You're horrible. 182 00:10:50,820 --> 00:10:55,519 - This one's really good for a hot date. - Yeah? What's that? I'm engaged. 183 00:10:55,558 --> 00:10:58,425 Congratulations. You need a hot date more than anyone. 184 00:10:58,461 --> 00:11:00,122 I wish, right? 185 00:11:00,162 --> 00:11:02,323 Giggle, giggle Chuchee, chuchee... 186 00:11:02,365 --> 00:11:07,302 I get it. Divine Secrets Of The Ya-Ya Sisterhood over here. Right? 187 00:11:07,336 --> 00:11:09,634 So how was that coffee from earlier? 188 00:11:10,639 --> 00:11:12,834 - It was good. - I knew it. 189 00:11:12,875 --> 00:11:15,673 Guzzled it down, you greedy little thing. 190 00:11:15,711 --> 00:11:19,169 So, Pam, is this your lunch break 191 00:11:19,215 --> 00:11:24,278 or was that earlier when you were eating in the kitchen with those guys? 192 00:11:27,390 --> 00:11:29,051 - Sorry. - Busted. 193 00:11:30,226 --> 00:11:32,717 - Come back. - I want to show you something. 194 00:11:32,762 --> 00:11:37,927 Come here. I know you are gonna like this. I picked it up today, a thousand big ones. 195 00:11:37,967 --> 00:11:39,696 - Is that from Starbucks? - Yes. 196 00:11:39,735 --> 00:11:44,798 This is a Starbucks digital barista. This is the Mack Daddy of espresso makers. 197 00:11:44,840 --> 00:11:46,671 Wow. Is that for the office? 198 00:11:46,709 --> 00:11:51,271 I know what you're thinking. You're not prying this out of my hands. 199 00:11:51,313 --> 00:11:55,579 - Don't tempt me because I'll give it to you. - I wouldn't think of it. 200 00:11:55,618 --> 00:11:58,917 Coffee is the great incentivizer in the office. 201 00:11:58,954 --> 00:12:01,548 It's a drug. It is quite literally a drug 202 00:12:01,590 --> 00:12:03,751 that speeds people up. 203 00:12:03,793 --> 00:12:06,023 It's not the only drug that speeds people up. 204 00:12:06,062 --> 00:12:09,498 You hear stories about Dunder Mifflin in the '80s, 205 00:12:09,532 --> 00:12:12,501 before everybody knew how bad cocaine was. 206 00:12:12,535 --> 00:12:15,163 God... Man, did they move paper. 207 00:12:15,204 --> 00:12:17,399 The rotating... 208 00:12:17,440 --> 00:12:19,840 steam wand. 209 00:12:21,577 --> 00:12:23,238 What? What's the matter? 210 00:12:23,279 --> 00:12:26,009 Oh, nothing. My ride just bailed on me. 211 00:12:26,048 --> 00:12:27,310 Oh. Oh! 212 00:12:27,349 --> 00:12:30,250 God. I'm sorry. Where are you going? Nearby? 213 00:12:30,286 --> 00:12:32,516 - Because I could give you a ride. - No. 214 00:12:32,555 --> 00:12:35,285 - Sure? - I don't want to inconvenience you. 215 00:12:35,324 --> 00:12:38,259 No inconvenience. I'm out of here at five sharp. 216 00:12:38,294 --> 00:12:42,094 - At five? - I can go earlier because I'm the boss. 217 00:12:42,131 --> 00:12:44,258 - I'm outta here, slaves. - OK. 218 00:12:44,300 --> 00:12:46,791 - What? - OK. 219 00:12:46,836 --> 00:12:48,360 OK. 220 00:12:48,404 --> 00:12:50,634 I guess that would be OK. 221 00:12:50,673 --> 00:12:55,667 Sounds good. Five o'clock sharp, I will give you and your purses a ride home. 222 00:12:55,711 --> 00:12:57,508 - OK. Cool. - Excellent. 223 00:12:57,546 --> 00:12:59,707 Great. Cool. Cool. 224 00:13:04,220 --> 00:13:06,381 Yeah, OK. 225 00:13:07,490 --> 00:13:10,015 I should never have let the temp touch this. 226 00:13:10,059 --> 00:13:13,995 I had all these great icons and now I have four folders. 227 00:13:14,029 --> 00:13:16,054 - It's actually better this way. - No. 228 00:13:16,098 --> 00:13:19,295 I could just click on the icon and then I'm onto something. 229 00:13:19,335 --> 00:13:23,567 Could I ask you something? I wanted to ask your permission to ask out Katy. 230 00:13:23,606 --> 00:13:27,599 - I know it's against the rules. - It's not against the rules. 231 00:13:27,643 --> 00:13:30,703 She is not a permanent employee, so it's not. 232 00:13:30,746 --> 00:13:32,714 Thank you. I appreciate this so much. 233 00:13:32,748 --> 00:13:37,708 But you should know that I am going to be giving her a ride home later. 234 00:13:37,753 --> 00:13:39,220 What? 235 00:13:39,255 --> 00:13:42,986 She asked me for a ride, so I'm going to give her a ride home. 236 00:13:43,025 --> 00:13:46,722 Is that all it is? Just a ride home like a taxicab? 237 00:13:46,762 --> 00:13:49,959 Well, it might be a ride home. 238 00:13:49,999 --> 00:13:54,698 It might be a ride home and we stop for coffee and... 239 00:13:54,737 --> 00:13:55,931 dot, dot, dot. 240 00:13:59,074 --> 00:14:01,304 Please. Please. 241 00:14:01,343 --> 00:14:04,471 I am your inferior and I'm asking you this favor. 242 00:14:04,513 --> 00:14:07,880 Can you promise me that it will just be a ride home? 243 00:14:11,620 --> 00:14:13,383 No. I cannot promise you. 244 00:14:13,422 --> 00:14:15,788 You cannot promise me or you won't promise me? 245 00:14:15,824 --> 00:14:17,485 Listen, Dwight. 246 00:14:17,526 --> 00:14:19,187 Do you love her? 247 00:14:19,228 --> 00:14:21,162 No. I don't know. 248 00:14:22,831 --> 00:14:25,561 It's too early to tell. I... 249 00:14:25,601 --> 00:14:27,364 I don't know how I feel. 250 00:14:32,741 --> 00:14:35,608 You've made a good choice. She's going to like that. 251 00:14:35,644 --> 00:14:37,305 (Michael) Espresso. 252 00:14:37,346 --> 00:14:39,405 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 253 00:14:39,448 --> 00:14:41,109 There you go. 254 00:14:41,150 --> 00:14:43,243 Mm-hm. Mmm. 255 00:14:43,285 --> 00:14:45,583 Is that from the machine in your office? 256 00:14:45,621 --> 00:14:47,213 Mm-hm. 257 00:14:47,256 --> 00:14:49,724 Isn't that the prize for the top salesperson? 258 00:14:49,758 --> 00:14:52,921 Very easy to clean. OK. 259 00:14:52,962 --> 00:14:57,058 Like he's gonna win anyway. Right? 260 00:15:03,205 --> 00:15:05,765 - So did we get any mail? - Yeah, I gave it to you. 261 00:15:05,808 --> 00:15:07,833 Yes, you did. Yes, you did. 262 00:15:07,876 --> 00:15:11,778 Just checking. Double-checking. Checking on the check. 263 00:15:11,814 --> 00:15:16,513 Thoroughness is very important in an office. And... 264 00:15:16,552 --> 00:15:19,544 - So can I... - Yeah, of course. 265 00:15:19,588 --> 00:15:22,785 One more thing. How do girls your age feel about futons? 266 00:15:24,593 --> 00:15:28,723 - A futon? He's a grown man. - That's what he said. 267 00:15:28,764 --> 00:15:31,255 That's sad. Or it's innovative. 268 00:15:31,300 --> 00:15:36,067 You know the futon is a bed and couch all rolled into one. 269 00:15:36,105 --> 00:15:38,938 - What's up? - Hi. 270 00:15:38,974 --> 00:15:41,943 - Are you still mad at me? - Roy... 271 00:15:41,977 --> 00:15:43,638 - Come on. - Cut it out. 272 00:15:43,679 --> 00:15:45,306 - Are you mad at me? - Stop it. 273 00:15:45,347 --> 00:15:49,943 - Are you mad at me now? - Cut it out. Stop! 274 00:15:49,985 --> 00:15:52,385 - Come on, Pammy. - Stop. I can't breathe. 275 00:15:52,421 --> 00:15:56,084 I was just kidding. You know I didn't mean it. 276 00:15:56,125 --> 00:15:58,787 Jim's a great guy. He's like a brother to me. 277 00:15:58,827 --> 00:16:02,058 We're like best friends in the office and... 278 00:16:02,097 --> 00:16:04,088 I really hope he finds someone. 279 00:16:04,133 --> 00:16:07,694 You seem to like to touch things. Try the velvet. 280 00:16:07,736 --> 00:16:13,606 I don't like to necessarily touch things, I'm just... shopping. 281 00:16:13,642 --> 00:16:15,633 (Katy) No, it's fine that you... 282 00:16:17,179 --> 00:16:19,374 Here. What about the raspberry one? 283 00:16:19,415 --> 00:16:23,579 It's really kind of festive. It's got a lot of personality. 284 00:16:23,619 --> 00:16:27,350 How's it going? Good. Can I talk to you for a second in private? 285 00:16:27,389 --> 00:16:30,051 - I don't think so. I'm busy. - It will take a second. 286 00:16:30,092 --> 00:16:32,151 - I can't. - Just for a minute. 287 00:16:32,194 --> 00:16:37,564 I wanted to talk to you in private because I wanted to ask you out on a date. 288 00:16:37,599 --> 00:16:39,260 No. 289 00:16:46,308 --> 00:16:50,768 Was that no to talking to me in private or was that no to the date? 290 00:16:51,980 --> 00:16:53,641 Both. 291 00:16:58,687 --> 00:17:00,951 (Katy) What colors do you like? 292 00:17:00,989 --> 00:17:04,516 Gray, dark gray, charcoal. 293 00:17:05,994 --> 00:17:08,895 Ryan. Would you like to help me with a special project? 294 00:17:08,931 --> 00:17:10,694 - I would love to. - Right. 295 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:15,629 - Just throw out all the empties. - You don't want to recycle them? 296 00:17:15,671 --> 00:17:19,732 Um... Yes. Throw them away in the recycling bin. 297 00:17:21,443 --> 00:17:23,104 Do you want this? 298 00:17:24,646 --> 00:17:26,307 No. 299 00:17:27,316 --> 00:17:29,716 - What about this power drink? - What flavor? 300 00:17:29,752 --> 00:17:31,743 - Blue. - Blue's not a flavor. 301 00:17:31,787 --> 00:17:33,311 It says "Flavor, blue blast." 302 00:17:33,355 --> 00:17:37,849 Oh, blue blast. Yes, put that in the trunk. There should be an unopened Arctic Chill. 303 00:17:37,893 --> 00:17:41,488 I want that in the passenger's cup holder. Thank you. 304 00:17:50,305 --> 00:17:52,273 - Hi. - Hi. 305 00:17:52,307 --> 00:17:53,797 - I'm Jim, by the way. - Katy. 306 00:17:53,842 --> 00:17:55,742 - Nice to meet you. - You sit out there. 307 00:17:55,778 --> 00:17:59,544 I do. That's what I'm best known for. Sitting out there. 308 00:17:59,581 --> 00:18:01,674 All right. Let's talk about purses. 309 00:18:01,717 --> 00:18:02,877 OK, um... 310 00:18:02,918 --> 00:18:05,614 You know what? Don't try to sell me one. 311 00:18:05,654 --> 00:18:09,249 Seriously. Because I'm just here to learn. 312 00:18:09,291 --> 00:18:12,522 - OK. - So I know about most of these, but... 313 00:18:13,595 --> 00:18:17,759 - What's up? That's my Drakkar Noir. - No, this is Night Sweat. 314 00:18:17,800 --> 00:18:21,736 It's a perfect smell-alike. I'm not paying for the label. Give it. 315 00:18:21,770 --> 00:18:25,206 - It's empty. - It's not. There's some in the straw. 316 00:18:28,110 --> 00:18:30,044 There. Now you may throw it out. 317 00:18:33,282 --> 00:18:35,113 Wow. 318 00:18:35,150 --> 00:18:39,883 - How many Filet-O-Fishes did you eat? - That's over several months, Ryan. 319 00:18:39,922 --> 00:18:41,253 Still... 320 00:18:42,324 --> 00:18:44,758 - What's up? - I'm bored. 321 00:18:44,793 --> 00:18:47,455 Thank you for choosing me. 322 00:18:47,496 --> 00:18:50,522 No, I'm kidding. So you got big plans this weekend? 323 00:18:51,567 --> 00:18:54,934 Uh... Well, I think I'm gonna see Katy. 324 00:18:55,838 --> 00:18:57,999 - Really? - Yeah. 325 00:18:58,040 --> 00:18:59,803 What are you guys gonna do? 326 00:18:59,842 --> 00:19:01,639 Man, I don't know. 327 00:19:01,677 --> 00:19:04,373 Dinner. Drinks, movie, 328 00:19:04,413 --> 00:19:05,903 matching tattoos. 329 00:19:07,149 --> 00:19:09,617 - That's great. That's cool. - Big stuff. 330 00:19:10,285 --> 00:19:12,116 - What are you doing? - I was gonna say, 331 00:19:12,154 --> 00:19:15,851 I think that we're gonna help Roy's cousin move. 332 00:19:15,891 --> 00:19:17,882 Cos Roy's got a truck. 333 00:19:18,694 --> 00:19:21,288 - That's cool. - Uh-huh. 334 00:19:21,330 --> 00:19:23,924 - Yes. - That is cool. 335 00:19:23,966 --> 00:19:26,628 - I'll see you Monday, though, right? - Great. 336 00:19:26,668 --> 00:19:28,329 OK. I'm gonna head back. 337 00:19:28,370 --> 00:19:30,031 All right. 338 00:19:35,377 --> 00:19:37,971 (Michael) I think to be a ladies' man, 339 00:19:38,013 --> 00:19:40,880 it's imperative people don't know you're a ladies' man. 340 00:19:40,916 --> 00:19:42,816 So I kinda play that close to the chest. 341 00:19:44,586 --> 00:19:49,489 What can I say? Women are attracted to power. And I think... 342 00:19:49,525 --> 00:19:53,359 Other people have told me I have a very symmetrical face. 343 00:19:55,764 --> 00:19:58,494 I don't know. I don't know. 344 00:19:58,534 --> 00:20:01,401 Maybe they're right. I don't know. 345 00:20:13,015 --> 00:20:16,416 - Do you want me to help with that? - It was nice to meet some of you. 346 00:20:16,451 --> 00:20:19,215 - See you later! - Good night. 347 00:20:20,389 --> 00:20:23,324 - Good night, Jim. - Night, Michael. 348 00:20:23,358 --> 00:20:27,488 - Where are you going? - To grab a drink, I think. 349 00:20:28,564 --> 00:20:29,758 With us? 350 00:20:30,799 --> 00:20:33,700 I should have told you I don't need a ride now, 351 00:20:33,735 --> 00:20:35,635 cos Jim can take me home after. 352 00:20:35,671 --> 00:20:38,538 - You're off the hook. - Off the hook, excellent. Cool. 353 00:20:38,574 --> 00:20:40,405 - I got this. - Have fun. 354 00:20:40,442 --> 00:20:43,969 Don't drink and drive. Take it easy. 355 00:20:44,012 --> 00:20:45,775 - Have a good night. - You, too. 356 00:20:45,814 --> 00:20:48,282 - Got that? - Oh, yeah. 357 00:20:48,317 --> 00:20:50,785 - You sold a lot, so it's lighter. - Yeah. 358 00:20:52,387 --> 00:20:53,547 Here. 359 00:20:57,492 --> 00:21:01,053 - Now, I'm gonna warn you, don't freak out. - Why? 360 00:21:01,096 --> 00:21:05,123 This is a really nice car. In case you haven't noticed, this is a Corolla. 361 00:21:05,167 --> 00:21:08,603 - It's a very nice car. - So you're not going to freak out. 362 00:21:08,637 --> 00:21:11,731 (Michael) Do I have a special someone? 363 00:21:11,773 --> 00:21:14,264 Well, yeah, of course. 364 00:21:14,309 --> 00:21:16,470 A bunch of them. My employees. 365 00:21:17,679 --> 00:21:20,147 If I had to choose between a one-night stand 366 00:21:20,182 --> 00:21:23,583 with some stupid cow I'd pick up at a bar, and these people, 367 00:21:23,619 --> 00:21:29,057 I'd pick them every time. Because with them, it is an every-day stand. 368 00:21:29,091 --> 00:21:31,958 And I still know their names in the morning. 369 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:35,099 Download Movie Subtitles Searcher from www.OpenSubtitles.org