1 00:00:03,738 --> 00:00:06,271 Dunder Miflin, this is Pam. 2 00:00:07,841 --> 00:00:09,842 Sure, can I ask who's calling? 3 00:00:11,044 --> 00:00:12,578 Just a second. 4 00:00:15,616 --> 00:00:16,615 Jim Halpert. 5 00:00:16,617 --> 00:00:17,649 What? 6 00:00:17,651 --> 00:00:19,752 How did you get this number? 7 00:00:19,754 --> 00:00:20,819 Stalker. 8 00:00:20,821 --> 00:00:23,088 Katie and Jim met in the office. 9 00:00:23,090 --> 00:00:25,324 And now I guess they're, like, going out 10 00:00:25,326 --> 00:00:27,092 or dating or something. 11 00:00:27,094 --> 00:00:28,694 And, uh... 12 00:00:30,063 --> 00:00:31,697 I don't know, you know? 13 00:00:31,699 --> 00:00:35,167 They're just... she calls him and they... you know. 14 00:00:35,169 --> 00:00:37,236 I'm sorry, I feel like I'm talking really loud. 15 00:00:37,238 --> 00:00:38,404 Am I talking really loud? 16 00:00:38,406 --> 00:00:39,705 So we're still on for lunch? 17 00:00:39,707 --> 00:00:41,040 You're meeting me here? 18 00:00:41,042 --> 00:00:42,508 Okay. 19 00:00:42,510 --> 00:00:44,777 Great. Bye. 20 00:00:46,179 --> 00:00:47,579 Hey. 21 00:00:47,581 --> 00:00:49,548 You can just give her your extension. 22 00:00:49,550 --> 00:00:51,050 Okay. 23 00:00:53,000 --> 00:00:59,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 24 00:01:24,851 --> 00:01:27,386 Howard slash Ryan. 25 00:01:27,388 --> 00:01:29,488 Ryan Howard is sitting in my office. 26 00:01:29,490 --> 00:01:32,024 And he has been a temp here for a couple of months. 27 00:01:32,026 --> 00:01:34,993 And he's kind of gotten the lay of the land 28 00:01:34,995 --> 00:01:36,328 a little bit. 29 00:01:36,330 --> 00:01:37,596 A few laughs along the way. 30 00:01:37,598 --> 00:01:41,133 And now he wants to know what I think. 31 00:01:41,135 --> 00:01:44,636 The temp agency wants to know what you think. 32 00:01:44,638 --> 00:01:47,306 Shall we? Let us proceed. 33 00:01:47,308 --> 00:01:50,242 First up, proficiency in necessary skills. 34 00:01:52,178 --> 00:01:54,980 Eeeeeeaaa... 35 00:01:54,982 --> 00:01:58,484 Excellent! 36 00:02:01,521 --> 00:02:03,655 Michael's in there right now evaluating the temp. 37 00:02:03,657 --> 00:02:07,893 He hasn't evaluated me in years. 38 00:02:07,895 --> 00:02:09,661 Five years from now, what do you wanna do? 39 00:02:09,663 --> 00:02:12,698 Where do you wanna be? Uh, well, I'm interested in business. 40 00:02:12,700 --> 00:02:13,866 Oh, good. 41 00:02:13,868 --> 00:02:15,634 Ambitious. Excellent. 42 00:02:16,503 --> 00:02:18,270 Wanna be a manager? 43 00:02:18,272 --> 00:02:20,339 Uh, no, actually what I want is to own 44 00:02:20,341 --> 00:02:21,473 my own company. 45 00:02:21,475 --> 00:02:23,175 That is ridiculous. 46 00:02:24,677 --> 00:02:25,878 Ryan's about to attend 47 00:02:25,880 --> 00:02:28,747 the Michael Scott school of business. 48 00:02:28,749 --> 00:02:32,351 I'm like Mr. Miyagi and Yoda rolled into one. 49 00:02:32,353 --> 00:02:34,586 Much advice you seek. 50 00:02:36,489 --> 00:02:37,589 You know who that is? 51 00:02:39,526 --> 00:02:41,226 Fozzy Bear? 52 00:02:44,664 --> 00:02:47,199 No, that was Yoda. 53 00:02:47,201 --> 00:02:51,570 There are ten rules of business that you need to learn. 54 00:02:51,572 --> 00:02:52,738 Number one... 55 00:02:54,774 --> 00:02:57,276 You need to play to win... 56 00:02:57,278 --> 00:03:03,782 but you also have to win to play. 57 00:03:05,285 --> 00:03:06,552 Got it. 58 00:03:06,554 --> 00:03:09,388 And I will give you the rest of the ten at lunch. 59 00:03:13,626 --> 00:03:14,927 Hey, tch tch. 60 00:03:19,599 --> 00:03:21,600 Michael and I have a very special connection. 61 00:03:21,602 --> 00:03:23,802 He's like Batman, I'm like Robin. 62 00:03:23,804 --> 00:03:26,538 He's like The Lone Ranger, and I'm like Tonto. 63 00:03:26,540 --> 00:03:28,273 And it's not like there was The Lone Ranger 64 00:03:28,275 --> 00:03:30,342 and Tonto and Bonto. 65 00:03:41,722 --> 00:03:42,721 People! 66 00:03:42,723 --> 00:03:43,722 Okay! Everybody? 67 00:03:43,724 --> 00:03:44,890 This is not a test! 68 00:03:44,892 --> 00:03:46,191 Go to the exits! 69 00:03:46,193 --> 00:03:47,526 Do not panic! 70 00:03:47,528 --> 00:03:49,127 Get up off your desks! 71 00:03:49,129 --> 00:03:50,495 Do not panic! 72 00:03:52,032 --> 00:03:53,232 This is not a drill! 73 00:03:53,234 --> 00:03:55,968 Arms at your side! Arms at your side! 74 00:03:55,970 --> 00:03:57,903 This is a paper company, people! 75 00:03:57,905 --> 00:03:59,838 Step lively! 76 00:03:59,840 --> 00:04:01,373 This whole place is a tinderbox. 77 00:04:01,375 --> 00:04:02,841 It is ready to blow. 78 00:04:05,912 --> 00:04:06,812 This is not a test! 79 00:04:06,814 --> 00:04:07,813 Can you leave? 80 00:04:07,815 --> 00:04:08,780 Oh, you say that every time. 81 00:04:08,782 --> 00:04:10,282 Do you wanna die?! 82 00:04:10,284 --> 00:04:12,117 Do you wanna die?! 83 00:04:12,119 --> 00:04:13,552 Out! 84 00:04:13,554 --> 00:04:15,754 Stanley, have you ever seen a burn victim? 85 00:04:15,756 --> 00:04:17,122 Move to the exits! 86 00:04:17,124 --> 00:04:18,123 You're safety partners! 87 00:04:18,125 --> 00:04:20,158 Real smoke! We've got smoke! 88 00:04:20,160 --> 00:04:22,527 Smoke! 89 00:04:25,064 --> 00:04:26,365 God! 90 00:04:36,442 --> 00:04:38,243 Oh, Kelly! Are you okay? 91 00:04:38,245 --> 00:04:39,244 I gotcha! 92 00:04:39,246 --> 00:04:40,412 Hey! Get off me! 93 00:04:40,414 --> 00:04:41,847 Get the off of me! 94 00:04:41,849 --> 00:04:42,848 Breathe through your nose. 95 00:04:42,850 --> 00:04:45,017 Remove your stockings! Okay? 96 00:04:45,019 --> 00:04:46,318 They'll melt right into your flesh! 97 00:04:46,320 --> 00:04:48,453 Stay below the smoke line. 98 00:04:49,455 --> 00:04:51,990 Let's go! Clear out, stat! 99 00:04:51,992 --> 00:04:54,393 Stat means now! 100 00:04:56,229 --> 00:04:58,430 Yes, I was the first one out. 101 00:04:58,432 --> 00:05:01,333 And, yes, I've heard women and children first. 102 00:05:01,335 --> 00:05:03,835 But we do not employ children. 103 00:05:03,837 --> 00:05:06,805 We are not a sweatshop, thankfully. 104 00:05:06,807 --> 00:05:12,344 And women are equal in the workplace by law. 105 00:05:12,346 --> 00:05:14,646 So, I let them out first, 106 00:05:14,648 --> 00:05:16,948 I have a lawsuit on my hands. 107 00:05:16,950 --> 00:05:19,184 Another rule of business... 108 00:05:19,186 --> 00:05:21,353 is being able to adapt to different situations. 109 00:05:21,355 --> 00:05:22,988 Yeah? 110 00:05:22,990 --> 00:05:26,758 Adapt, react, readapt... 111 00:05:26,760 --> 00:05:28,593 Apt. Right? 112 00:05:28,595 --> 00:05:29,594 That's rule number two. 113 00:05:29,596 --> 00:05:30,629 Okay! 114 00:05:30,631 --> 00:05:31,930 Guys, listen up, we need a headcount. 115 00:05:31,932 --> 00:05:33,465 Okay, we need a countoff. Michael's number one. 116 00:05:33,467 --> 00:05:34,499 Where is he? Where is he? 117 00:05:34,501 --> 00:05:36,335 So what was rule two? 118 00:05:36,337 --> 00:05:38,103 Uh, adapt, react, readapt, apt. 119 00:05:38,105 --> 00:05:39,404 Okay, well, let's... 120 00:05:39,406 --> 00:05:40,806 Let's just kind of take it a little slower. 121 00:05:40,808 --> 00:05:43,408 Hey, Michael, uh, Ryan needs a number for the countoff. 122 00:05:43,410 --> 00:05:45,711 Okay, uh, well, one is taken. 123 00:05:45,713 --> 00:05:46,712 Uh, okay, two? 124 00:05:46,714 --> 00:05:48,447 No! Okay... uh, sorry. 125 00:05:48,449 --> 00:05:49,481 Okay, he can have 14. 126 00:05:49,483 --> 00:05:51,049 Margery's not here today. 127 00:05:51,051 --> 00:05:52,217 Well, he needs a permanent number, all right? 128 00:05:52,219 --> 00:05:53,485 No, I don't. 129 00:05:53,487 --> 00:05:54,553 Oh, you know what else? 130 00:05:54,555 --> 00:05:56,088 I thought of a nickname for the three of us. 131 00:05:56,090 --> 00:05:57,556 Three musketeers. 132 00:05:57,558 --> 00:05:59,758 Um, yeah, okay. 133 00:05:59,760 --> 00:06:01,893 That... no no no no! I got one, I got one. 134 00:06:01,895 --> 00:06:03,695 The three stooges. 135 00:06:03,697 --> 00:06:05,263 That's funny, too, but if we're the three musketeers... 136 00:06:05,265 --> 00:06:09,201 I don't wanna be, like, a guy here, you know? 137 00:06:09,203 --> 00:06:11,837 Like, Stanley is the crossword puzzle guy. 138 00:06:11,839 --> 00:06:13,872 And Angela has cats. 139 00:06:13,874 --> 00:06:17,576 I don't wanna have a thing here, you know? 140 00:06:17,578 --> 00:06:21,279 I don't wanna be the something guy. 141 00:06:21,281 --> 00:06:23,382 Okay, you know what? 142 00:06:23,384 --> 00:06:26,084 I think I'm gonna be setting the agenda here, okay? 143 00:06:26,086 --> 00:06:27,252 Can everybody gather up, please. 144 00:06:27,254 --> 00:06:28,420 Important announcement. 145 00:06:28,422 --> 00:06:29,542 Very important announcement. 146 00:06:30,556 --> 00:06:31,823 I think this is a perfect opportunity 147 00:06:31,825 --> 00:06:34,059 for all of us to participate 148 00:06:34,061 --> 00:06:36,661 in some really intense 149 00:06:36,663 --> 00:06:38,296 psychologically revealing conversations. 150 00:06:38,298 --> 00:06:40,799 So we're gonna be playing Desert Island... 151 00:06:40,801 --> 00:06:43,235 um, "Who Would You Do?" 152 00:06:43,237 --> 00:06:44,736 And, um... 153 00:06:44,738 --> 00:06:45,704 "Would You Rather?" 154 00:06:45,706 --> 00:06:47,105 "Would You Rather?" 155 00:06:47,107 --> 00:06:48,587 "Would You Rather?" is our third game. 156 00:06:55,114 --> 00:06:56,982 Yeah! 157 00:06:56,984 --> 00:06:58,784 Hey, what's going on, man? How are ya? 158 00:06:58,786 --> 00:07:00,218 Long time no see. Yeah, I know, right? 159 00:07:00,220 --> 00:07:03,889 Hey, guys, great response time. 160 00:07:03,891 --> 00:07:06,291 Listen up. I got some theories. 161 00:07:06,293 --> 00:07:07,459 There's a... 162 00:07:07,461 --> 00:07:10,729 Okay, so, three books on a desert island. 163 00:07:10,731 --> 00:07:11,763 Angela. 164 00:07:11,765 --> 00:07:12,831 The Bible. 165 00:07:15,067 --> 00:07:19,471 That's one book. You've got two others. 166 00:07:19,473 --> 00:07:20,439 Purpose Driven Life. 167 00:07:20,441 --> 00:07:22,073 Nice. 168 00:07:22,075 --> 00:07:23,575 Third book. 169 00:07:23,577 --> 00:07:24,676 No. 170 00:07:25,945 --> 00:07:27,446 Okay! Phyllis. 171 00:07:27,448 --> 00:07:28,713 Um, The Da Vinci Code. 172 00:07:28,715 --> 00:07:30,315 The Da Vinci Code. 173 00:07:30,317 --> 00:07:31,616 I would take The Da Vinci Code. 174 00:07:31,618 --> 00:07:33,485 So I could burn The Da Vinci code. 175 00:07:33,487 --> 00:07:34,853 Okay, great, that's gonna keep you warm 176 00:07:34,855 --> 00:07:36,822 for, like, seven seconds. 177 00:07:36,824 --> 00:07:38,890 Question, is there firewood on the island? 178 00:07:38,892 --> 00:07:40,325 I guess. 179 00:07:40,327 --> 00:07:42,060 Then I would bring an axe. No books. 180 00:07:42,062 --> 00:07:44,796 No, it has to be a book, Dwight. 181 00:07:44,798 --> 00:07:47,399 Fine. Physician's Desk Reference. 182 00:07:47,401 --> 00:07:48,500 Nice. Smart. 183 00:07:48,502 --> 00:07:49,601 Hollowed out. 184 00:07:49,603 --> 00:07:51,503 Inside, waterproof matches, 185 00:07:51,505 --> 00:07:54,306 iodine tablets. 186 00:07:54,308 --> 00:07:56,208 Beet seeds, protein bars, NASA blanket. 187 00:07:56,210 --> 00:07:58,910 And... 188 00:07:58,912 --> 00:08:00,312 in case I get bored, 189 00:08:00,314 --> 00:08:02,314 Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone. 190 00:08:02,316 --> 00:08:04,716 No, Harry Potter and the prisoner of Azkaban. 191 00:08:04,718 --> 00:08:07,486 Question, did my shoes come off in the plane crash? 192 00:08:07,488 --> 00:08:11,223 Rule number four in business. 193 00:08:11,225 --> 00:08:13,959 Image is everything. Andre Agassi. 194 00:08:13,961 --> 00:08:16,361 This car is an investment, right? 195 00:08:16,363 --> 00:08:18,663 If I have to take out a client. 196 00:08:18,665 --> 00:08:21,199 Or I'm seen around Scranton in it. 197 00:08:23,369 --> 00:08:25,871 I love it. I love this car. 198 00:08:28,274 --> 00:08:29,508 Do you like it? 199 00:08:32,044 --> 00:08:33,044 Yeah. 200 00:08:33,045 --> 00:08:35,480 Okay, I thought people read more books. 201 00:08:35,482 --> 00:08:37,349 DVDs. Five movies. 202 00:08:37,351 --> 00:08:38,383 What would you bring to the island. 203 00:08:38,385 --> 00:08:39,584 Yes, Meredith. 204 00:08:39,586 --> 00:08:42,454 Legends of the Fall, My Big Fat Greek Wedding, 205 00:08:42,456 --> 00:08:44,956 Legally Blonde, Bridges of Madison County. 206 00:08:44,958 --> 00:08:46,591 Wow. 207 00:08:46,593 --> 00:08:48,527 Legends of the Fall. Wow. 208 00:08:48,529 --> 00:08:50,595 Bridges of Madison County, Legally Blonde. 209 00:08:50,597 --> 00:08:51,663 These movies are just... 210 00:08:51,665 --> 00:08:52,731 Well, I kind of like... 211 00:08:52,733 --> 00:08:54,900 Wait, wait, wait. Pam, no. 212 00:08:54,902 --> 00:08:57,068 Do you understand? 213 00:08:57,070 --> 00:08:59,471 The game is desert island movies, 214 00:08:59,473 --> 00:09:00,772 not guilty pleasure movies. 215 00:09:00,774 --> 00:09:02,607 Desert island movies are the movies you're gonna watch 216 00:09:02,609 --> 00:09:06,545 for the rest of your life! Forever! 217 00:09:06,547 --> 00:09:07,612 Unforgivable. I take it back. 218 00:09:07,614 --> 00:09:08,680 Unforgivable. 219 00:09:08,682 --> 00:09:10,282 I take it back! Good. 220 00:09:10,284 --> 00:09:11,750 And Ghost. 221 00:09:11,752 --> 00:09:13,952 But, uh, just that one scene. 222 00:09:17,189 --> 00:09:18,223 Is this your car, Ryan? 223 00:09:18,225 --> 00:09:20,458 Wow, some pretty big books back there. 224 00:09:20,460 --> 00:09:21,493 Good shocks. 225 00:09:21,495 --> 00:09:24,462 Hello, Mr. Egghead. Beep! 226 00:09:24,464 --> 00:09:26,264 Oh, Stanley Kaplan, I know him. 227 00:09:26,266 --> 00:09:28,767 M is for murder. P is for... 228 00:09:28,769 --> 00:09:30,468 That's actually a test prep book. What? 229 00:09:30,470 --> 00:09:33,071 That's a test prep for business school. 230 00:09:33,073 --> 00:09:34,139 Oh, thinking about business school. 231 00:09:34,141 --> 00:09:35,340 I just got in. 232 00:09:35,342 --> 00:09:36,341 I applied. I go at night. 233 00:09:36,343 --> 00:09:37,509 Really? 234 00:09:37,511 --> 00:09:38,977 So you think you know a lot about business? 235 00:09:38,979 --> 00:09:40,745 No, not yet. Just started. 236 00:09:40,747 --> 00:09:42,147 Uh-huh. Yeah. 237 00:09:42,149 --> 00:09:43,682 Quiz me. 238 00:09:43,684 --> 00:09:45,650 I wouldn't even know... Oh, come on. 239 00:09:45,652 --> 00:09:48,186 Come on, Egghead. Let's do it. 240 00:09:48,188 --> 00:09:49,454 Quiz me up. 241 00:09:49,456 --> 00:09:50,689 All right. 242 00:09:50,691 --> 00:09:52,924 Um, why have people been rethinking 243 00:09:52,926 --> 00:09:56,127 the Microsoft model in the past few years? 244 00:10:00,533 --> 00:10:01,833 When I was Ryan's age, 245 00:10:01,835 --> 00:10:04,169 I worked in a fast food restaurant 246 00:10:04,171 --> 00:10:06,304 to save up money for school. 247 00:10:06,306 --> 00:10:10,008 And then I lost it in a pyramid scheme. 248 00:10:10,010 --> 00:10:12,444 But I learned more about business 249 00:10:12,446 --> 00:10:14,512 right then and there 250 00:10:14,514 --> 00:10:15,847 than business school would ever teach me. 251 00:10:15,849 --> 00:10:17,582 Or Ryan would ever teach me. 252 00:10:17,584 --> 00:10:20,619 Is it cheaper to sign a new customer 253 00:10:20,621 --> 00:10:22,520 or to keep an existing customer? 254 00:10:22,522 --> 00:10:23,588 Keep an existing... 255 00:10:23,590 --> 00:10:24,990 Shut... it. 256 00:10:24,992 --> 00:10:27,158 Can I just do it please? 257 00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:29,027 Uh, it's equal. 258 00:10:29,029 --> 00:10:31,396 It is ten times more expensive to sign a new customer. 259 00:10:31,398 --> 00:10:33,465 Okay, yes. It was a trick question. 260 00:10:33,467 --> 00:10:34,699 Yeah, but look. 261 00:10:34,701 --> 00:10:36,001 I mean, he didn't need business school, okay? 262 00:10:36,003 --> 00:10:37,535 Michael comes from the school of hard knocks. 263 00:10:37,537 --> 00:10:38,570 Okay, Dwight? Self-taught. 264 00:10:38,572 --> 00:10:39,571 You didn't even go to college. 265 00:10:39,573 --> 00:10:40,705 You know what? 266 00:10:40,707 --> 00:10:42,073 You don't need to help me here, okay? 267 00:10:42,075 --> 00:10:43,808 You know, maybe you should go to business school 268 00:10:43,810 --> 00:10:45,276 like Ryan. 269 00:10:45,278 --> 00:10:47,912 Then you'd know what you're talking about. 270 00:10:47,914 --> 00:10:49,648 You're studying with the master, huh? 271 00:10:49,650 --> 00:10:51,383 You should learn from him, right? 272 00:10:51,385 --> 00:10:52,684 Right? 273 00:10:52,686 --> 00:10:54,285 Stop. You know what, Dwight? 274 00:10:54,287 --> 00:10:55,587 You're acting like a dork. 275 00:10:55,589 --> 00:10:56,955 Would you cool it, please? 276 00:10:56,957 --> 00:10:59,024 Okay. 277 00:10:59,026 --> 00:11:01,393 Hey, he's not your five year old brother, Dwight. 278 00:11:01,395 --> 00:11:04,095 He's a valued member of this company. 279 00:11:04,097 --> 00:11:05,296 And you know what? 280 00:11:05,298 --> 00:11:08,233 He knows more about business than you ever will. 281 00:11:10,703 --> 00:11:12,470 Stupid. 282 00:11:12,472 --> 00:11:13,838 I did not go to business school. 283 00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:15,440 You know who else didn't go to business school? 284 00:11:15,442 --> 00:11:18,043 LeBron James, Tracy McGrady. 285 00:11:18,045 --> 00:11:19,444 Kobe Bryant. 286 00:11:19,446 --> 00:11:21,279 They went right from high school to the NBA. 287 00:11:21,281 --> 00:11:22,281 So... 288 00:11:25,484 --> 00:11:28,953 So it's not the same thing at all. 289 00:11:28,955 --> 00:11:30,722 Look at this stuff. 290 00:11:30,724 --> 00:11:32,991 Market fragments, what is that supposed to be? 291 00:11:32,993 --> 00:11:34,759 It's a way of looking at consumers as subsets 292 00:11:34,761 --> 00:11:36,461 of a larger client base. 293 00:11:38,230 --> 00:11:39,497 You are so smart. 294 00:11:39,499 --> 00:11:41,900 You are so f-ing smart. 295 00:11:41,902 --> 00:11:43,501 You should be teaching me. 296 00:11:45,104 --> 00:11:47,038 Pam, get us back into it. 297 00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:48,673 Five movies, go ahead. 298 00:11:48,675 --> 00:11:50,875 Okay, um, Fargo. 299 00:11:50,877 --> 00:11:53,645 Um, Edward Scissorhands, Dazed and Confused. 300 00:11:53,647 --> 00:11:54,679 Ooh, definitely in my top five. 301 00:11:54,681 --> 00:11:56,681 Yes, in my top three, so suck it. 302 00:11:56,683 --> 00:11:58,983 Breakfast Club. 303 00:11:58,985 --> 00:12:01,419 Um, The Princess Bride. 304 00:12:01,421 --> 00:12:02,454 Okay, that's five. 305 00:12:02,456 --> 00:12:04,022 No! My all time favorite! 306 00:12:04,024 --> 00:12:05,390 Pam, play by the rules. Play by the rules. 307 00:12:05,392 --> 00:12:07,158 All time favorite. 308 00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:08,393 Dwight! 309 00:12:09,061 --> 00:12:11,162 All time favorite movie. 310 00:12:14,700 --> 00:12:16,101 The Crow. 311 00:12:17,470 --> 00:12:22,407 I became a salesman because of people. 312 00:12:22,409 --> 00:12:24,275 I love making friends. 313 00:12:24,277 --> 00:12:27,145 But then I was promoted to manager 314 00:12:27,147 --> 00:12:30,482 at a very young age. 315 00:12:30,484 --> 00:12:32,183 And I still try to be a friend first. 316 00:12:32,185 --> 00:12:35,920 But, you know... 317 00:12:35,922 --> 00:12:37,455 When you're very successful, 318 00:12:37,457 --> 00:12:40,291 your co-workers look at you differently. 319 00:12:45,064 --> 00:12:48,800 Ah, what do you think? 320 00:12:48,802 --> 00:12:51,069 Maybe we should get some air. 321 00:12:51,071 --> 00:12:52,837 No, I'm okay. 322 00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:56,307 I'm really uncomfortable. 323 00:12:58,110 --> 00:13:00,145 All right, let's move on. 324 00:13:00,147 --> 00:13:01,846 Let's move on to the main event. 325 00:13:01,848 --> 00:13:03,114 Who would you do? 326 00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:05,016 Present company excluded? 327 00:13:05,018 --> 00:13:05,984 Um, not necessarily. 328 00:13:05,986 --> 00:13:07,685 Pam. Pam. 329 00:13:07,687 --> 00:13:08,853 Um... 330 00:13:10,422 --> 00:13:11,790 Okay, you know what? 331 00:13:11,792 --> 00:13:13,358 Maybe I'll finish explaining the rules. 332 00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:15,660 Let me explain it first and then... 333 00:13:20,333 --> 00:13:21,633 Yeah, so we'll get right... you know what? 334 00:13:21,635 --> 00:13:23,568 I'll be right back. Stanley. 335 00:13:23,570 --> 00:13:24,702 You're taking over for me, buddy. 336 00:13:24,704 --> 00:13:25,670 I'll be right back. 337 00:13:25,672 --> 00:13:26,738 Okay. Um... 338 00:13:30,242 --> 00:13:32,710 Dwight. Dwight. 339 00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:36,948 Come on, Dwight, use words. 340 00:13:38,985 --> 00:13:40,552 Why didn't I go to business school? 341 00:13:40,554 --> 00:13:41,686 Who goes to business school? 342 00:13:41,688 --> 00:13:42,987 The temp. He does? 343 00:13:42,989 --> 00:13:44,789 Yeah, it's all him and Michael talk about anymore. 344 00:13:44,791 --> 00:13:48,660 You know, I bet Ryan thinks to himself, 345 00:13:48,662 --> 00:13:51,196 "I wish I were a volunteer Sheriff on the weekend." 346 00:13:51,198 --> 00:13:52,964 He doesn't even know that I do that. 347 00:13:52,966 --> 00:13:54,799 You should tell him. 348 00:13:54,801 --> 00:13:57,168 Oh, yeah, Pam. Right. 349 00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:59,604 That's gonna help things, just talk it out. 350 00:13:59,606 --> 00:14:02,073 I hope the war goes on forever and Ryan gets drafted. 351 00:14:02,075 --> 00:14:03,107 Dwight. What? 352 00:14:03,109 --> 00:14:04,342 I'm sorry I said that. 353 00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:05,910 I didn't... 354 00:14:05,912 --> 00:14:08,112 Just part of me meant it. 355 00:14:08,114 --> 00:14:12,150 Besides, he'd end up being a hero, anyway. 356 00:14:12,152 --> 00:14:13,818 You know what you should do. 357 00:14:13,820 --> 00:14:15,520 You should quit. 358 00:14:16,655 --> 00:14:19,691 And then, that would stick it to both of them. 359 00:14:19,693 --> 00:14:23,761 No, Jim, I'm not gonna quit. 360 00:14:23,763 --> 00:14:26,297 Then Ryan wins. Yeah, you're right. 361 00:14:26,299 --> 00:14:28,066 Thanks, you guys. 362 00:14:29,368 --> 00:14:30,902 I just need some alone time. 363 00:14:30,904 --> 00:14:32,770 Okay. 364 00:14:40,246 --> 00:14:41,379 Hey, guys, what's going on? 365 00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:42,347 Nothin'. Hey! 366 00:14:42,349 --> 00:14:43,915 What's up? 367 00:14:43,917 --> 00:14:45,149 Can I hang with you guys for a bit? 368 00:14:45,151 --> 00:14:46,618 The warehouse guys are... 369 00:14:46,620 --> 00:14:47,785 a bunch of jackasses sometimes. 370 00:14:47,787 --> 00:14:49,787 Come on, people, you know the rules of the game. 371 00:14:49,789 --> 00:14:51,289 Oh, hey, hey, game? 372 00:14:51,291 --> 00:14:53,024 What game are we playing here? 373 00:14:53,026 --> 00:14:55,126 Okay, it's called "Who Would You Do?" 374 00:14:55,128 --> 00:14:56,828 Oh! 375 00:14:56,830 --> 00:14:58,963 I play this at home all the time 376 00:14:58,965 --> 00:15:00,798 while I'm falling asleep. 377 00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:04,102 What, uh... where are we? Where are we here? 378 00:15:04,104 --> 00:15:05,236 Roy? Roy? 379 00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:07,305 Who would you do, Roy? 380 00:15:07,307 --> 00:15:09,707 Uh... Oh, I got it! 381 00:15:09,709 --> 00:15:13,544 What's the name of that tight-ass Christian chick? 382 00:15:13,546 --> 00:15:14,545 The blond? 383 00:15:14,547 --> 00:15:15,914 My name is Angela. 384 00:15:15,916 --> 00:15:18,683 Hey, Angela, Roy. Nice to meet you. 385 00:15:18,685 --> 00:15:20,485 All right, who's next? Who's next? 386 00:15:20,487 --> 00:15:22,253 Who's next? Who's... Jim? 387 00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:24,622 You're next. Who would you do? 388 00:15:24,624 --> 00:15:29,260 Um, Kevin, hands down. 389 00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:30,628 Yeah. 390 00:15:30,630 --> 00:15:32,697 He's really got that teddy bear thing going on. 391 00:15:32,699 --> 00:15:34,933 Afterwards we could just watch bowling. 392 00:15:37,136 --> 00:15:40,972 Well, I would definitely have sex with Ryan. 393 00:15:42,908 --> 00:15:45,209 'Cause he is gonna own his own business. 394 00:15:45,211 --> 00:15:47,545 You're all gay. 395 00:15:47,547 --> 00:15:49,814 Who's, uh, who's next? Who we got? 396 00:15:51,084 --> 00:15:52,650 Who? Hey. 397 00:15:52,652 --> 00:15:54,252 No, I can talk, I can talk. I can talk. 398 00:15:54,254 --> 00:15:55,787 Well, wish I had my cell phone, 399 00:15:55,789 --> 00:15:57,155 but I left it inside, so... 400 00:15:57,157 --> 00:15:58,589 Would that make you happy? 401 00:15:58,591 --> 00:15:59,757 What's that? If you had your cell phone? 402 00:15:59,759 --> 00:16:00,825 Would it make you happy? Yeah. 403 00:16:00,827 --> 00:16:01,993 I'm on it. 404 00:16:01,995 --> 00:16:03,061 Dwight. Hey! 405 00:16:03,063 --> 00:16:04,128 You can't go back in yet! 406 00:16:04,130 --> 00:16:05,129 Dwight! 407 00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:06,331 He is an idiot. 408 00:16:06,333 --> 00:16:08,166 The man is an idiot, ladies and gentlemen. 409 00:16:08,168 --> 00:16:10,835 What if he dies in the fire? 410 00:16:10,837 --> 00:16:13,471 And that's the last thing you ever said to him? 411 00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:16,507 I didn't say it to him, I said it about him. 412 00:16:20,179 --> 00:16:22,013 Jim. Definitely Jim. 413 00:16:22,015 --> 00:16:23,948 Definitely, definitely Jim. 414 00:16:23,950 --> 00:16:25,016 Come on, Pam. Pam? 415 00:16:25,018 --> 00:16:25,984 Come on. 416 00:16:25,986 --> 00:16:27,618 Um... 417 00:16:27,620 --> 00:16:28,920 Oscar's kind of cute. 418 00:16:28,922 --> 00:16:30,888 Yeah, I like Oscar. 419 00:16:30,890 --> 00:16:33,024 Ooh, Toby. 420 00:16:33,026 --> 00:16:36,828 How long does it take to find a cell phone? 421 00:16:39,031 --> 00:16:41,966 Um, is there anybody else? 422 00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:47,638 Hey, where are you? Oh, good. 423 00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:49,073 Yeah, we're just here. 424 00:16:49,075 --> 00:16:50,541 We're playing desert island. 425 00:16:50,543 --> 00:16:52,777 That's where you pick your five favorite DVDs. 426 00:16:52,779 --> 00:16:56,114 Seriously, where the hell is Dwight? 427 00:16:57,449 --> 00:16:59,350 I don't know. 428 00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:02,954 Hey, call my cell phone. 429 00:17:02,956 --> 00:17:04,756 It'll make it easier for him to find. 430 00:17:06,692 --> 00:17:08,092 What's your number? 431 00:17:08,094 --> 00:17:09,494 I gave it to you in the car. 432 00:17:09,496 --> 00:17:11,462 Um... 433 00:17:11,464 --> 00:17:14,198 I saw you program it in. 434 00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:16,300 You gotta... you gotta give it to me again. 435 00:17:16,302 --> 00:17:17,935 All right. 436 00:17:21,073 --> 00:17:22,807 Now, I have it. 437 00:17:33,986 --> 00:17:37,722 Um, I better tell somebody. 438 00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:39,023 Excuse me, sir? 439 00:17:40,260 --> 00:17:41,325 Dwight! 440 00:17:41,327 --> 00:17:42,860 Dwight! 441 00:17:42,862 --> 00:17:44,896 God, man, why did you go in there? 442 00:17:44,898 --> 00:17:47,732 Everybody was scared out of their wits, man. 443 00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:49,634 Everyone, okay. Uh... 444 00:17:49,636 --> 00:17:51,569 I have an announcement. 445 00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:54,305 Apparently, in business school, 446 00:17:54,307 --> 00:17:56,074 they don't teach you how to operate 447 00:17:56,076 --> 00:17:57,975 a toaster oven. 448 00:17:57,977 --> 00:18:00,411 Because some smart, sexy temp 449 00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:02,914 left his cheese pita on oven 450 00:18:02,916 --> 00:18:05,783 instead of timing it for the toaster thing! 451 00:18:07,854 --> 00:18:10,621 Oh, wow! Okay. 452 00:18:10,623 --> 00:18:13,391 Well, I guess they don't teach how to operate 453 00:18:13,393 --> 00:18:14,959 a toaster oven in business school... 454 00:18:14,961 --> 00:18:16,494 That's exactly what I said! 455 00:18:16,496 --> 00:18:18,196 Hey, did you miss that day, there, Ryan? 456 00:18:18,198 --> 00:18:19,263 Were you absent? 457 00:18:19,265 --> 00:18:20,932 Toaster oven 101? 458 00:18:20,934 --> 00:18:22,200 I am so sorry. 459 00:18:22,202 --> 00:18:25,303 Oh, man. 460 00:18:25,305 --> 00:18:27,605 Hey, I know what'll impress everybody. 461 00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:30,007 I'll start a fire. 462 00:18:30,009 --> 00:18:31,042 Oh, man. 463 00:18:31,044 --> 00:18:33,711 Bad idea. Bad idea jeans. 464 00:18:33,713 --> 00:18:35,813 I have a song... attention everyone... 465 00:18:35,815 --> 00:18:37,315 that I wanna sing. 466 00:18:37,317 --> 00:18:39,016 That I wrote especially for this occasion 467 00:18:39,018 --> 00:18:40,518 when I was up there among the flames. 468 00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:42,153 Ready? 469 00:18:54,100 --> 00:18:59,504 I can't believe I started the fire. 470 00:19:07,113 --> 00:19:08,212 I'm so sorry. 471 00:19:10,917 --> 00:19:12,083 Eat it! He has to eat it! 472 00:19:12,085 --> 00:19:13,151 Hey. How are you? 473 00:19:13,153 --> 00:19:14,752 Good, how are you? I'm good. 474 00:19:14,754 --> 00:19:16,187 It's good to see you. Good to see you too. 475 00:19:16,189 --> 00:19:17,588 I'm hungry. Yeah, I am too. 476 00:19:17,590 --> 00:19:20,491 Oh, I have been thinking the whole way over, 477 00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:22,693 and I have my answers. What answers? 478 00:19:22,695 --> 00:19:24,128 Uh, for the desert island. 479 00:19:24,130 --> 00:19:25,463 Oh, right! Right right right! 480 00:19:25,465 --> 00:19:26,697 Come on, come on. 481 00:19:26,699 --> 00:19:27,732 Ladies and gentlemen, gather 'round. 482 00:19:27,734 --> 00:19:29,133 We have one more participant. 483 00:19:29,135 --> 00:19:30,968 Come on, be polite. Be polite. 484 00:19:30,970 --> 00:19:34,138 Desert island, five movies, go. 485 00:19:34,140 --> 00:19:38,576 Okay, um, first, Legally Blonde. 486 00:19:40,780 --> 00:19:45,249 I forgot what a super nice girl Katie is. 487 00:19:45,251 --> 00:19:46,884 And, just... good for Jim. 488 00:19:46,886 --> 00:19:48,953 They are so cute together. 489 00:19:48,955 --> 00:19:52,790 And, um, what an adorable car! 490 00:19:52,792 --> 00:19:55,226 Okay! 491 00:19:55,228 --> 00:19:56,327 I think the game's over. 492 00:19:56,329 --> 00:19:57,328 People are, like, leaving. 493 00:19:57,330 --> 00:19:58,796 There was a bigger crowd last time. 494 00:19:58,798 --> 00:19:59,864 Do you wanna just go to lunch? 495 00:19:59,866 --> 00:20:01,065 Okay, all right. Yeah? 496 00:20:01,067 --> 00:20:02,066 You wanna drive? Sure. 497 00:20:02,068 --> 00:20:03,668 All right. 498 00:20:10,709 --> 00:20:13,444 They are so cute. 499 00:20:13,446 --> 00:20:14,845 I'm really sorry, Dwight. 500 00:20:14,847 --> 00:20:16,514 Answer me this, though. What? 501 00:20:16,516 --> 00:20:19,183 Was it worth it? Was it worth it, temp? 502 00:20:19,185 --> 00:20:20,418 No. Really? 503 00:20:20,420 --> 00:20:21,586 I'm really sorry, Dwight. 504 00:20:21,588 --> 00:20:24,055 The fire guy! The fire guy! 505 00:20:31,030 --> 00:20:34,232 Okay, rule five, safety first, 506 00:20:34,234 --> 00:20:37,668 i.e. don't burn the building down, okay? 507 00:20:37,670 --> 00:20:38,769 That should be a no-brainer. 508 00:20:38,771 --> 00:20:40,905 Oh, look... 509 00:20:40,907 --> 00:20:44,308 Ryan is book smart. 510 00:20:44,310 --> 00:20:46,911 And I am street smart. 511 00:20:46,913 --> 00:20:48,045 And book smart. 512 00:20:48,047 --> 00:20:52,350 I'll give you the rest of the ten tomorrow. 512 00:20:53,305 --> 00:21:53,888 Please rate this subtitle at www.osdb.link/xj94 Help other users to choose the best subtitles