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I really like Valentine's Day

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in this office.

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It's kind of like grade school.

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Everybody gives out
little presents and stuff.

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Like last year,

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Jim gave me this card
with Dwight's head on it.

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It was horrifying and funny.

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Phyllis.

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You could just sign here.

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Roy and I are saving
for the wedding,

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so I made him promise not
to get me anything too big.

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Happy Valentine's Day, Darling,

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love Bob Vance,
Vance Refrigeration.

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Isn't he sweet?
Yeah. Wow.

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All right, Dwight.

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As you know, I'm heading
to New York today

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doing a presentation
on the branch

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to the new CFO.

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And you want me to come with you.
No.

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Opposite of that.

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I will stay here
and run things on this end.

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Very good.

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Question.

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Will you be seeing Jan
when you're in New York?

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I probably will.
Why do you ask?

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Well, it's Valentine's Day.

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And you guys, you know...

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Yeah.

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Screwed.

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What is your problem?

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This is a business trip.

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I would have to be
a raving lunatic

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to try to talk to Jan

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about what happened between us.

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Her words, not mine.

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She sent me an e-mail
this morning.

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But it is Valentine's Day.

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It's New York, city of love.

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Hey, Pam, you heart NY, right?

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You want me
to pick you up anything?

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That's okay.

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All right.

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The best present would be

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you do a good job
in front of the new CFO.

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Dude, I'm going to nail it.

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Me in New York?
Oh, I own that city.

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Fo'get abou' it!

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See ya!

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Well, here we go
on our way to New York.

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New York, New York.

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The city so nice,
they named it twice.

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Manhattan is the other name.

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So I broke up with Katy

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and haven't been dating
anybody else.

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So this year,

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I don't have to worry
about Valentine's Day.

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It's gonna be good.

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I invited a couple friends over.

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We're gonna play some cards.

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And I'll end up winning
a lot of money

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because they're idiots.

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It's gonna be great.

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What's this?
What is this?

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I don't know.
It's on your desk.

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Yeah, but who put it here

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and for what purpose?

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It was there when I sat down.

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Happy Valentine's Day.

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It's me.

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I'm the bobble-head.

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Yes!

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Ah!

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Yeah.

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The meeting
isn't till 3:00.

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But I always like to come
to New York

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a little bit early

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and hit some
of my favorite haunts.

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Like right here is my favorite
New York pizza joint.

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And I'm gonna go get me
a New York slice.

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Hey, Kelly. What's up?

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Nothing. Oh.
Except, oh my God, Jim.

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Last night, Ryan and I
totally finally hooked up.

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It was awesome.

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Oh, that's great.
I'm really happy for you.

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I know.
And it was so funny.

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'Cause we were at this bar
with his friends.

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And I was sitting
next to him the whole night.

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And he wasn't making a move.

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So in my head, I was like, Ryan,

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what's taking you so long?

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And then he kissed me.

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And I didn't know what to say.

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So I said, "Ryan,
what took you so long?"

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I mean, I just said it to him.
Can you believe that?

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Wow.

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Oh my God, Jim.
Is that embarrassing?

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I'm embarrassed.

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No, don't be.

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Oh, thank God.

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Because I was nervous, Jim.

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You will not believe.

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I bet.

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I was so nervous.

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But now... now I have
a boyfriend.

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I hooked up with her
on February 13th.

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Here it is.
Heart of New York City.

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Times Square.

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Named for the good times
you have

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when you're in it.

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Most people when they come
to New York,

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they go straight
to the Empire State Building.

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That's very touristy.
I come here.

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Great places to eat.

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We have Bubba Gump Shrimp,
Red Lobster down there.

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You know.

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This is... this is the heart
of civilization right here.

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Whoa.

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Oh.

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Guess what?

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Really?
Mm-hmm.

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They're from Bob again.
That's great.

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Everybody takes the subway
in New York.

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It's fast, it's efficient,
gets you there on time.

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It's a way to...

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Okay, there's a guy pooping

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in a cardboard box down there.

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This is the world-famous
Rockefeller Center.

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Founded, of course,
by Theodore Rockefeller.

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This is the skating rink.

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And I think the Rangers
practice there sometimes.

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And it's... that's Tina Fey.

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That's Tina Fey
from Saturday Night Live.

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Hello. Hello.

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Hi. Oh, I'm s...
I'm sorry.

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I thought you were...
Okay.

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She looked like... she looked
a lot like Tina Fey.

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Hello. Hello.

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I thought that was Tina Fey,
but it wasn't.

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Are you serious?

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He was here?

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When? When I was talking
to the fake Tina Fey?

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Come on! No, s...

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Hello, Angela.
Did you her?

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Somebody totally
rocked the house

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and got me the best present
I've ever gotten.

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Really? I wouldn't know
anything about that.

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But I'm glad you enjoyed it.

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Oh, I did. I did.

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I didn't get anything
for Valentine's Day.

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Oh, I bet you will
before the day is over.

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Really?
Well, I hope I do.

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I would love to live
in New York some day.

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It's a big dream of mine.

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Work corporate with Jan.

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Be awesome.

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Go to Broadway shows,
eat hotdogs.

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Scranton is great,

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but New York is like
Scranton on acid.

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No, on speed.
Nah.

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On steroids.

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Okay. Um, I think...

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that's either the Hudson
or the East.

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So we're back... should be
back this way.

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There is a lot of pressure
on me right now.

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It's like Michael Jordan
in the NBA finals

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or like Stormin'
Norman Schwarzkopf.

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And this presentation
is Desert Storm.

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And as soon as it's over,

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we will not have to deal
with those Iraqis anymore.

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Let's do it.

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No, that's all right. Spend money
on her instead of giving it to us.

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That's fine.

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No, I didn't even have
a seat for you anyway.

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Yeah.

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All right, man.

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Okay, have a good night.
Bye.

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Whoa, whoa.

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Phyllis Lapin?

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Holy God.
It's from Bob.

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Man, that thing's
bigger than I am.

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No, it's not.
Oh, zip it.

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There they are.

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What's up?

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Hey.
Hey hey.

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Michael Scott.
Josh Porter.

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Hi five.

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Bam.

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You know Dan Gordon
from Buffalo.

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Yeah, how you doing?

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Nobody needs
to introduce this guy.

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Craigers.

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Oh.
What's up, buddy?

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You have been kicked out
of every strip club in Albany,

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is that true?
Guilty. Yeah.

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So what's going on?
What'd I miss?

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Not much. They're, uh,
I guess running late upstairs.

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So we're just waiting
for the presentations.

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Cool. Good. Good.
Good.

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Give us some time
to catch up and...

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Pam, hi.
How you doing? Good.

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Listen, uh,
may I speak with you...

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privately?

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You can't fire me, Dwight,

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just 'cause Michael's not here.

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No, Pam, just, um...

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Just...

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You need to get something
for your girlfriend?

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Girlfriend. Yes.

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And the reason I didn't
get anything

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for this particular person...
who shall remain nameless...

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is that she's not really
the kind of person

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you'd think would be
in to Valentine's Day.

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She's kind of...

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Tightly wound?

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Exactly.

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Okay.

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Well, sometimes the gift
is really about the gesture,

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you know, like what it means

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instead of what it is.

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You mean like a ham?

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No.

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Not like a ham.

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It's about doing something
so that the person knows

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that you really care about her.

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That you remember her. Okay, I get it.
That's great.

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Okay, shut up.
I know exactly what to do.

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How about you, Craig?

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Did you lose anyone?

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Oh man. Jan called me
in September.

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And she's like you gotta
fire four people.

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And I was just like, what?
You know.

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Did you?

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No. I just ignored her.

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She's the worst.

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She is our boss.

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She ain't my boss, dude.

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I don't work for that bitch.

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Hey, ca... ca... come on.

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You know, that's not...
Just cool it.

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You like Jan?
How can you like Jan?

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Maybe because she's
my girlfriend.

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Was or not my girlfriend.

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We hooked up and...

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You hooked up with Jan?

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That was just,
you know, months ago.

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It was just once.

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God, it's just stupid.

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Just forget it.

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Yeah, let's change the subject.

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Yeah, yeah.

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I don't know what he's thinking,

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but I would just be so psyched

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if we just dated forever.

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Well, take it slow.

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'Cause it seems like
a lot of the time,

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things like that need to...

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Soda.

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Cool.

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Hey, so do you want
to do something tonight?

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Oh, no, not while I'm here.

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I mean, I know that it's
Valentine's Day or whatever,

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but there's totally
no pressure at all

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of any kind whatsoever.

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I can't tonight.
I have plans with my friends.

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00:10:54,755 --> 00:10:56,921
Okay. That's cool.

267
00:10:56,923 --> 00:11:00,225
I completely understand.
Okay. Cool.

268
00:11:00,227 --> 00:11:01,559
Okay.

269
00:11:22,615 --> 00:11:24,482
Josh Porter, Stanford.

270
00:11:24,484 --> 00:11:26,718
And Michael Scott, Scranton.

271
00:11:26,720 --> 00:11:28,053
Nice to meet you.
Ditto.

272
00:11:28,055 --> 00:11:29,154
How are you, Jan?

273
00:11:29,156 --> 00:11:30,955
Fine, Michael. Thank you.

274
00:11:30,957 --> 00:11:33,858
Okay. So we are
in the process

275
00:11:33,860 --> 00:11:35,193
of doing a complete review

276
00:11:35,195 --> 00:11:37,195
of the company's
financial strength.

277
00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:38,563
All I'd like to do today...

278
00:11:38,565 --> 00:11:39,998
Nervous?
No, I'm not nervous.

279
00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:41,733
Well, I mean,
I guess I'd be lying

280
00:11:41,735 --> 00:11:43,568
if I didn't say
I was a little nervous.

281
00:11:43,570 --> 00:11:45,603
Um, the new CFO
is judging me on this too.

282
00:11:45,605 --> 00:11:46,805
And, well, it is Michael.

283
00:11:46,807 --> 00:11:51,009
So, yeah, I'm very nervous.

284
00:11:51,011 --> 00:11:53,044
So with the 12
new local accounts,

285
00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:56,047
we had a total
of 4% organic growth,

286
00:11:56,049 --> 00:11:58,717
which was just above
our pre-year targets.

287
00:11:58,719 --> 00:12:00,218
Thanks very much.
Thank you.

288
00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:02,454
Okay, Michael.

289
00:12:08,594 --> 00:12:10,395
What is a business?

290
00:12:10,397 --> 00:12:14,799
Is it a collection of numbers
and sales reports?

291
00:12:14,801 --> 00:12:16,134
Sure.

292
00:12:16,136 --> 00:12:17,569
But as you know,

293
00:12:17,571 --> 00:12:19,170
David and Jan,

294
00:12:19,172 --> 00:12:21,206
it is much more.

295
00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:42,894
Life moves a little slower
in Scranton, Pennsylvania.

296
00:12:42,896 --> 00:12:45,430
And that's the way we like it.

297
00:12:45,432 --> 00:12:47,432
'Cause at Dunder Mifflin,
Scranton,

298
00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:50,635
we're not just
in the paper business,

299
00:12:50,637 --> 00:12:52,904
we're in the people business.

300
00:12:52,906 --> 00:12:54,839
Let's meet some of the folks

301
00:12:54,841 --> 00:12:58,943
who make the Scranton
branch so special.

302
00:12:58,945 --> 00:13:00,945
This is Stanley Hudson,

303
00:13:00,947 --> 00:13:02,947
one of our talented salesmen.

304
00:13:02,949 --> 00:13:05,917
An African-American
father of two,

305
00:13:05,919 --> 00:13:07,519
Stanley's dedication

306
00:13:07,521 --> 00:13:09,287
is no doubt one of the hallmarks

307
00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:11,089
of the foundation
of the business

308
00:13:11,091 --> 00:13:13,124
we're hoping to build
our basis on.

309
00:13:14,160 --> 00:13:16,928
Yeah, I shot a bunch
of footage around the office,

310
00:13:16,930 --> 00:13:18,930
edited it together on my Mac.

311
00:13:18,932 --> 00:13:21,266
Was thinking about
entering it in some festivals.

312
00:13:21,268 --> 00:13:22,400
Probably won't.

313
00:13:22,402 --> 00:13:24,435
You know, not what this
is about.

314
00:13:25,571 --> 00:13:28,006
And finally, Pam Beesly.

315
00:13:28,008 --> 00:13:29,307
Look at her.

316
00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:30,608
Look how cute.

317
00:13:30,610 --> 00:13:33,077
Not bad at all.

318
00:13:33,079 --> 00:13:34,679
As the receptionist,

319
00:13:34,681 --> 00:13:38,983
Pam is truly the gateway
to our world.

320
00:13:38,985 --> 00:13:42,020
Well, I hope this gave you
a little taste

321
00:13:42,022 --> 00:13:45,390
of what life is like here
at Dunder Mifflin, Scranton.

322
00:13:45,392 --> 00:13:48,726
What it's like to walk
a mile in Oscar's shoes.

323
00:13:48,728 --> 00:13:51,429
Or try on Phyllis' pants.

324
00:13:51,431 --> 00:13:53,665
Next time you're in town,
give us a call.

325
00:13:53,667 --> 00:13:55,600
Stop on by.

326
00:13:55,602 --> 00:13:57,836
I'm sure you'll be greeted
by a big smile

327
00:13:57,838 --> 00:13:59,537
and a "How you doing, pal?"

328
00:13:59,539 --> 00:14:02,140
Maybe even one of Angela's
famous brownies.

329
00:14:02,142 --> 00:14:05,777
And you'll know
that you're home.

330
00:14:15,421 --> 00:14:16,754
Great Scott!

331
00:14:18,591 --> 00:14:19,657
Questions.

332
00:14:22,161 --> 00:14:23,261
Wow.

333
00:14:24,630 --> 00:14:26,898
Okay. Okay,
thank you, Michael.

334
00:14:26,900 --> 00:14:28,666
That was great.
Yes, thank you.

335
00:14:28,668 --> 00:14:29,667
But for right now,

336
00:14:29,669 --> 00:14:31,369
what I'd really like
to know about

337
00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:33,404
is the branch's performance.

338
00:14:33,406 --> 00:14:35,773
So do you have
that information as well?

339
00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:38,710
Yes, absolutely, David.

340
00:14:38,712 --> 00:14:41,179
Get that for you.

341
00:14:47,119 --> 00:14:48,386
Can you sign?

342
00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:49,454
Yeah.

343
00:14:50,122 --> 00:14:51,189
Oscar.

344
00:14:51,657 --> 00:14:52,924
Nothing for me?

345
00:14:52,926 --> 00:14:54,158
Join the club.

346
00:14:57,630 --> 00:14:58,696
Who's it from?

347
00:14:58,698 --> 00:15:00,431
My mom.

348
00:15:12,244 --> 00:15:13,578
It's frustrating 'cause we'd be

349
00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:15,313
so perfect together.

350
00:15:15,315 --> 00:15:18,116
You know what?
Here's the deal, Kelly.

351
00:15:18,118 --> 00:15:20,818
It would be really nice
if he was into you, right?

352
00:15:20,820 --> 00:15:22,820
It would be great.

353
00:15:22,822 --> 00:15:23,888
But he isn't.

354
00:15:23,890 --> 00:15:25,957
Yeah, but it would be
so great if he was.

355
00:15:25,959 --> 00:15:27,292
Well, he's not though.

356
00:15:27,294 --> 00:15:28,927
So you just gotta suck it up.

357
00:15:28,929 --> 00:15:31,195
You just gotta move on.
Try to have some fun.

358
00:15:31,197 --> 00:15:33,464
Come to my poker game tonight.

359
00:15:33,466 --> 00:15:35,099
Okay, cool.

360
00:15:35,101 --> 00:15:37,702
Is it okay if I invite Ryan?

361
00:15:45,244 --> 00:15:46,878
And that about does it.
Thank you.

362
00:15:46,880 --> 00:15:50,181
Okay. Craig.

363
00:15:50,849 --> 00:15:52,450
Yeah. Here's the deal.

364
00:15:53,653 --> 00:15:55,787
I did not understand
this was supposed to be

365
00:15:55,789 --> 00:15:59,290
a full on like report
or whatnot.

366
00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:00,658
I'm sorry.

367
00:16:00,660 --> 00:16:03,795
What did you think
"financial presentation" meant?

368
00:16:03,797 --> 00:16:05,363
I was under the impression

369
00:16:05,365 --> 00:16:08,599
this was more of like
a meet-and-greet type deal.

370
00:16:08,601 --> 00:16:11,102
So does that mean
that you don't have

371
00:16:11,104 --> 00:16:12,804
the numbers on your branch?

372
00:16:12,806 --> 00:16:14,305
That is correct. Yes.

373
00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:16,641
Craig, you realize

374
00:16:16,643 --> 00:16:18,509
that we are trying to decide
whether drastic steps

375
00:16:18,511 --> 00:16:19,811
need to be taken.

376
00:16:19,813 --> 00:16:21,479
Look, I'm sorry.
I didn't know.

377
00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:23,381
Well, the point is
that this doesn't exactly

378
00:16:23,383 --> 00:16:24,882
bode well for your branch.

379
00:16:24,884 --> 00:16:26,117
Oh, man.

380
00:16:26,119 --> 00:16:28,119
You know what?
Michael made that stupid movie.

381
00:16:28,121 --> 00:16:29,654
He doesn't get in any trouble.

382
00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:31,756
Maybe I should've slept
with you too.

383
00:16:37,596 --> 00:16:39,163
Okay. Okay.
All right.

384
00:16:39,165 --> 00:16:40,832
No, no, no, I'm not...
I just...

385
00:16:40,834 --> 00:16:44,168
I just don't know
what to do anymore, Michael.

386
00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:46,237
I mean, I'm probably
going to get fired.

387
00:16:46,239 --> 00:16:48,006
No, you're not.

388
00:16:48,008 --> 00:16:50,074
Michael, the CFO thinks
that we slept together.

389
00:16:50,076 --> 00:16:53,077
Don't you understand?
People get fired for much less.

390
00:16:53,079 --> 00:16:54,879
And I just can't believe

391
00:16:54,881 --> 00:16:56,147
that you told everybody.

392
00:16:56,149 --> 00:16:59,217
And we didn't even
sleep together.

393
00:16:59,219 --> 00:17:01,953
Technically,
we fell asleep in the same bed.

394
00:17:01,955 --> 00:17:03,154
Oh, God.

395
00:17:03,156 --> 00:17:06,391
Michael, it was months ago.
It was once.

396
00:17:06,393 --> 00:17:09,160
It's over.

397
00:17:09,162 --> 00:17:11,295
Do you understand?

398
00:17:12,898 --> 00:17:14,032
Yes.

399
00:17:14,034 --> 00:17:17,568
I'm sorry.

400
00:17:17,570 --> 00:17:20,338
I'll fix this.
I'll talk to him.

401
00:17:20,340 --> 00:17:21,406
I'll talk to David.

402
00:17:21,408 --> 00:17:24,809
Surely, you cannot be serious.

403
00:17:24,811 --> 00:17:27,578
I am serious,
and don't call me Shirley.

404
00:17:27,580 --> 00:17:28,813
Airplane.

405
00:17:37,923 --> 00:17:39,991
Women are like wolves.

406
00:17:39,993 --> 00:17:42,827
If you want a wolf,
you have to trap it.

407
00:17:42,829 --> 00:17:44,796
You have to snare it.

408
00:17:44,798 --> 00:17:48,199
And then you have to tame it.

409
00:17:48,201 --> 00:17:50,134
Keep it happy.
Care for it. Feed it.

410
00:17:50,136 --> 00:17:53,571
Lovingly the way an animal
deserves to be loved.

411
00:17:55,507 --> 00:17:58,943
And my animal deserves
a lot of loving.

412
00:18:02,648 --> 00:18:03,781
Hey, babe.

413
00:18:03,783 --> 00:18:05,750
You, uh, almost ready to go?

414
00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:07,718
I guess, yeah.

415
00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:09,220
What's wrong?

416
00:18:09,222 --> 00:18:10,354
Nothing.

417
00:18:10,356 --> 00:18:12,356
It's just that I had
to sit here all day

418
00:18:12,358 --> 00:18:13,724
while Phyllis got
like an entire garden

419
00:18:13,726 --> 00:18:14,826
delivered to her.

420
00:18:14,828 --> 00:18:16,294
What, you're mad at me?

421
00:18:16,296 --> 00:18:19,263
I mean, I know
that we said no big gifts,

422
00:18:19,265 --> 00:18:21,432
but I was kind of hoping
you'd get me something

423
00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:22,767
for Valentine's Day.

424
00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:24,936
Well, Valentine's Day
isn't over.

425
00:18:24,938 --> 00:18:26,471
Let's get you home,

426
00:18:26,473 --> 00:18:29,107
and you are gonna get
the best sex of your life.

427
00:18:32,277 --> 00:18:34,545
You understand this is
a very serious situation.

428
00:18:34,547 --> 00:18:36,314
No, no, no.
Yes, I... Okay, well...

429
00:18:36,316 --> 00:18:37,482
All right, here's the deal.

430
00:18:37,484 --> 00:18:39,550
This is my fault.
This is totally on me.

431
00:18:39,552 --> 00:18:40,885
Before you guys came in,

432
00:18:40,887 --> 00:18:43,054
I was talking to the guys,
we were all chatting.

433
00:18:43,056 --> 00:18:45,356
And I made a joke.

434
00:18:45,358 --> 00:18:46,691
A really dumb joke.

435
00:18:46,693 --> 00:18:48,593
And Craig the idiot
took it seriously.

436
00:18:48,595 --> 00:18:50,561
You made a joke?
I did.

437
00:18:50,563 --> 00:18:51,729
It was stupid.

438
00:18:51,731 --> 00:18:53,197
And Craig, you saw him,

439
00:18:53,199 --> 00:18:55,700
he's not the sharpest tool
in the shed.

440
00:18:55,702 --> 00:18:57,902
Although he is a tool.

441
00:18:57,904 --> 00:18:59,737
Well, I don't need
to explain to you

442
00:18:59,739 --> 00:19:01,472
that even a joke
about sexual relations

443
00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:03,174
with your boss...

444
00:19:03,176 --> 00:19:04,842
I know.
It was borderline at best.

445
00:19:04,844 --> 00:19:08,880
And... and Jan
is a fantastic executive

446
00:19:08,882 --> 00:19:10,848
and has all the integrity
in the world.

447
00:19:10,850 --> 00:19:14,352
And, um, I'm really sorry.

448
00:19:14,354 --> 00:19:17,288
It'll never happen again.

449
00:19:18,957 --> 00:19:20,825
Uh, it's fine.

450
00:19:20,827 --> 00:19:23,361
Let's just, uh, just forget it.

451
00:19:23,363 --> 00:19:25,696
Good.

452
00:19:35,674 --> 00:19:37,408
Heading out?

453
00:19:37,410 --> 00:19:38,743
Yeah.

454
00:19:38,745 --> 00:19:40,378
All right, Beesly.

455
00:19:40,380 --> 00:19:42,747
Hey, happy Valentine's Day.

456
00:19:43,515 --> 00:19:45,082
Bye.

457
00:19:49,121 --> 00:19:50,655
Good night, Pam.

458
00:19:50,657 --> 00:19:52,523
Night, Phyllis.

459
00:19:56,695 --> 00:19:58,262
Uh, Michael.

460
00:19:58,264 --> 00:20:00,298
Thank you again
for that, really.

461
00:20:00,300 --> 00:20:01,499
It was very nice.

462
00:20:01,501 --> 00:20:03,701
Oh, no big deal.
Really. Sorry again.

463
00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:07,038
Oh, no.
It's... it's okay.

464
00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:09,540
So, uh, happy Valentine's Day.

465
00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:12,009
Yeah, happy Valentine's Day.

466
00:20:25,324 --> 00:20:26,390
Oh.

467
00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:33,931
Oi vey... schmear.

467
00:20:34,305 --> 00:21:34,748
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