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Tonight the Scranton Business
Park is having Casino Night

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and we are converting
our warehouse

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into a full-blown
gambling hall.

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And I know it's illegal
in Pennsylvania,

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but it's for charity.

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And I consider myself
a great philanderer.

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It's just... It's nice to
know, at the end of the day,

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I can look in the mirror
and say,

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"Michael, because of you,
some little kid in the Congo

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"has a belly full of rice
this evening. "

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Makes you feel good.

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Excuse me. How long is the
wait for a table for two?

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I would never,
ever serve you.

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Not in a million,
billion years.

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It's a nice tux.

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I know. It belonged
to my grandfather.

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He was buried in it,
so family heirloom.

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So, what's the deal? We
gotta pay for our own drinks?

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That's lame.
Come on, it'll be fun,

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and besides,
I'm a roulette expert.

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Impossible. Roulette
is not a game of skill,

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it is a game of chance.

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I can always kind of
win at roulette.

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Oh, really?

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Mmm-hmm.

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Yeah.
How would you do that?

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Mind control.

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You can't be serious.

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Are you serious?

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Ever since I was a little kid,
like, eight or nine,

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I could sort of
control things with my mind.

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I don't believe you. Continue.

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It was just little things,
you know,

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like I could make
something shake

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or I could make a marble
fall off the counter.

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You know, just little things.

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That's ridiculous.
You know what?

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Uh...

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Why don't you move
that coat rack?

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Excuse me, everyone!

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Attention
in the office, please.

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Jim is about to prove
his telekinetic powers

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and he needs absolute silence.

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Go ahead.

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Okay, I'll try.

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Oh, my God.

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I try not to think of it
as lagging behind.

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It's more of a David-and-Goliath
thing. Yeah, but...

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Well, the fact
of the matter is

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that your branch
is currently number four

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of the five branches
that I oversee.

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Top 80%!

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Michael?
Yeah?

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You know that I'm
very serious here.

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Jan, listen, I promise that I
will kick it up a notch. Bam!

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What?

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Emeril. Oh, actually,
while I have you,

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not that I have you
or have ever had you,

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but we're having
our Casino Night tonight

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and I think everyone would love
to see their fearless leader here.

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I thought that you were
their fearless leader.

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I am, but you are the Eva
Peron to my Cesar Chavez.

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I think you can handle it.

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Oh, come on. Come on.
I think so, Michael...

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You know, it'd be fun.

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I can hear it in your voice.
You need a break.

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Goodbye, Michael.

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Jan and I understand
each other.

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The romance thing is sort of
on hold for the time being,

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but we've remained
good friends.

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Good friends
with privileges.

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Not now, some day.

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Okay, everybody.

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Tonight's event is to benefit
the Boy Scouts of America.

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Again. We do that every year.

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Well, they need our money.

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They don't have cookies
like the Girl Scouts.

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It'd be nice to do something for
people who are actually suffering.

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Well, Oscar,
if you don't like it,

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then you should
concentrate on winning.

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Because the person at the end of the
evening with the highest chip count

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will receive $500 to donate
to the charity of their choice.

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And they will get
a mini-fridge,

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compliments
of Vance Refrigeration.

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Yes.
So,

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get your charities in to Pam.

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I, for example,
am playing for Comic Relief.

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That doesn't exist anymore.

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Comedy's very much alive,
as are homeless people.

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No, they stopped
making that show.

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Well, then, they need
our money more than ever.

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You have to pick an approved,
non-profit organization.

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There's a great soup kitchen
in downtown Scranton.

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Delicious pea soup
on Thursdays.

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I'll probably
give the money to them.

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Something with animals.

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Or people.

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Kobe Bryant has a foundation,
and he is so hot.

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And he gave his wife
the biggest diamond ring.

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I know he didn't do it.

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Maybe he did it.

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We are giving money
that has been gambled.

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Why don't we just deal drugs
or prostitute ourselves,

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and donate that money
to charity?

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Oh, and another fun thing.

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We, at the end of the night,

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are going to give the check

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to an actual group
of Boy Scouts.

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Right, Toby? We're gonna...

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Actually, I didn't think it was
appropriate to invite children

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since it's... You know,
there's gambling and alcohol,

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and it's in
our dangerous warehouse

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and it's a school night...

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And, you know, Hooters is
catering. You know, is that enough?

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Should I keep going?

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Why are you
the way that you are?

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Honestly, every time I try to
do something fun or exciting,

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you make it not that way.

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I hate

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so much about the things
that you choose to be.

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Okay, you know what?

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I will not donate my winnings
to Comic Relief,

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since apparently
it doesn't exist.

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I am going to donate
to Afghanistanis with AIDS.

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I think you mean
the aid to Afghanistan.

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No, I mean
Afghanistanis with AIDS.

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Afghani.

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What?
Afghani.

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That's a dog.
No, that's Afghan.

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That's a shawl.

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Wait, canine AIDS?
No.

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Humans with AIDS.
Who has AIDS?

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Guys, the Afghanistananies.

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Okay, you know what? No. No.

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AIDS is not funny.

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Believe me, I have tried.

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There are certain topics that
are off-limits to comedians,

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JFK, AIDS, the Holocaust.

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The Lincoln Assassination
just recently became funny.

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I need to see this play

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like I need
a hole in the head.

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And I hope to someday
live in a world

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where a person could tell
a hilarious AIDS joke.

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It's one of my dreams.

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What are you doing?
Oh, nothing.

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"Till Death Do Us Rock. "

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They're wedding bands.
Oh.

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Roy was supposed to
pick the band,

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but he's concentrating more
on the bachelor party now.

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Wait, wait, where you going?

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I mean, even if you
don't hire a band,

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you still have to
watch the bands.

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Pam, these are people who have
never given up on their dreams.

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I have great respect for that.

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And, yes, they're all
probably very bad

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and that will make me feel
better about not having dreams.

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There's a KISS
cover band in here.

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Let's do it.

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I'm pretty happy these days.

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I'm getting married soon and I'm
getting along with everybody at work.

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Why did I talk to Jan
about transferring?

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Well, you know.

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I have no future here.

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I have already
put down the deposit.

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Do you understand
how a deposit works?

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Mike, I am not having
fire-eaters in a paper warehouse.

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It's Casino Night
like Las Vegas.

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There are fire-eaters
all over the place.

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Except my warehouse.

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Well, actually,
it's my warehouse.

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Actually, it's owned
by Beakman Properties,

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and Dunder Mifflin is four
years into a seven-year lease.

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Why are you here?

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When Darryl was coming, you said
you wanted me here for protection.

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Not.

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I said, not that.

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We just have a lot of stuff
down there that could be stolen.

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That's ironic.
What?

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That you are afraid.

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Why? 'Cause I'm
from the hood?

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Dinkin flicka.

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Dinkin flicka.

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I taught Mike some phrases

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to help with his interracial
conversations.

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You know, stuff like,
"Fleece it out. "

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"Going mach five. "
"Dinkin flicka. "

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You know, things
us Negroes say.

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Give me some.

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Oh, yeah, I taught him
a handshake, too.

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Wow.

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I don't know how
you're gonna decide.

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They are all extremely good.

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I think I should
hire them all.

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Do like Lollapalooza.
Yes.

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Have three stages, yeah.

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Your mom would love that.

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She would.

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Oh, this band is called
Scrantonicity. Oh.

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Let's take a look.

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Nice.
Oh, wait.

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That's Kevin.

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On the drums.
What?

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On the drums! On the drums!

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Oh, my God, that's Kevin!

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Great song, Kev.

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Oh, my God, he's the
drummer and the singer.

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We really don't do
a lot of weddings.

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We actually don't play
in public very often.

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We are all really hoping
that Pam's wedding works out.

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This could be
a turning point for the band.

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Wow. Oh!
Oh, my...

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Yeah, you haven't
seen that since 1983.

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That is amazing.

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Okay, we have to sign him.

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I'm gonna call the label,
we're gonna... No! No!

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No, Pam, you're gonna
loose him to another wedding.

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No, come back! No, no, no!

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Kev!

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Jim is great.

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Being with him just takes away all
the stress of planning my wedding.

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Yes?
Michael, Carol Stills for you.

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Who?
Carol Stills.

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Do I know a Carol Stills?
Your realtor.

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Oh, yeah, put her through.

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Hey, Carol, how goes the real
estate biz? Is it real good?

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It's still me.

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Sometimes I don't put
Michael through

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until he's already
said something.

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I look at it as
a practice run for him.

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He usually does better
on the second attempt.

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Carol, you're on with Michael.

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Hello, Michael?
Hi, Carol. How you doing?

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I'm great. I just needed one last
signature for your mortgage insurance.

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Oh, hey, no problemo.

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Incidentally,
I love the place.

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Oh, great.
Great.

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It has a little bit
of a weird smell. It's okay.

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At Christmas, the tree helped.

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Oh, good, I'm glad.

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Can I drop it over later?

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Actually, I'm sort of hosting
this charity thing

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in our warehouse,
Casino Night.

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Oh, great.
Yeah, it'll be good.

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You know what?
Why don't you come by?

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Bring the papers,
I'll sign them

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and then you can stay
and have a drink.

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To the casino thing?
Yeah.

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It'll be fun. What do you...

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What do you...
What?

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Oh, I'm sorry.
Could you hold on?

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00:11:55,449 --> 00:11:57,542
Yes? Michael, Jan's on line two.

253
00:11:57,617 --> 00:11:59,482
Okay, put her through.

254
00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:03,417
Jan Levinson, I presume?

255
00:12:03,824 --> 00:12:05,314
It's still me.

256
00:12:06,493 --> 00:12:08,120
Jan, here's Michael.

257
00:12:08,195 --> 00:12:09,992
Michael?
Hey, Jan. How you doing?

258
00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:12,827
You know, I...
I thought about it

259
00:12:12,899 --> 00:12:14,924
and you are right.

260
00:12:15,268 --> 00:12:17,498
I am?
I could use a little fun.

261
00:12:17,571 --> 00:12:20,404
So, I am going to drive up
for your Casino Night.

262
00:12:20,474 --> 00:12:22,271
Oh, okay.

263
00:12:22,342 --> 00:12:25,641
Incidentally, what is the charity? AIDS.

264
00:12:27,147 --> 00:12:30,014
Okay, then.
I will see you tonight.

265
00:12:30,317 --> 00:12:32,080
Okay, sounds great.

266
00:12:32,385 --> 00:12:33,909
Bye-bye.
Bye.

267
00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:38,114
Hello, Carol?
Hi, sorry about that.

268
00:12:38,191 --> 00:12:40,091
I just...
No problemo.

269
00:12:40,660 --> 00:12:41,820
Right.

270
00:12:42,763 --> 00:12:44,856
To answer your question.
Yeah?

271
00:12:44,931 --> 00:12:45,989
Yes.

272
00:12:46,066 --> 00:12:47,931
What?
I'd love to go.

273
00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:49,125
Okay.

274
00:12:49,202 --> 00:12:51,227
I have to get a sitter, but
that shouldn't be a problem.

275
00:12:51,304 --> 00:12:52,532
Problem. Good.

276
00:12:52,606 --> 00:12:55,439
And I'll bring the papers,
too. Good. All right.

277
00:12:56,376 --> 00:12:58,207
Sounds great.
I'll see you tonight.

278
00:12:58,278 --> 00:12:59,609
Bye.
Bye.

279
00:13:04,851 --> 00:13:06,978
Two queens on Casino Night.

280
00:13:07,821 --> 00:13:10,984
I am going to drop
a deuce on everybody.

281
00:13:19,466 --> 00:13:21,127
Oh, my God!
Yeah!

282
00:13:24,638 --> 00:13:25,730
That's great.

283
00:13:25,806 --> 00:13:26,898
Hey, hey.
Hi.

284
00:13:26,973 --> 00:13:27,997
Hey, Carol.
Hi.

285
00:13:28,075 --> 00:13:30,703
You look great. Thanks.
Thank you for inviting me.

286
00:13:30,777 --> 00:13:33,268
It looks so great in here.
Oh, well... Kiss.

287
00:13:36,516 --> 00:13:39,007
That's how we do it
in the paper biz.

288
00:13:39,086 --> 00:13:41,714
It's European and... Yes?

289
00:13:41,788 --> 00:13:43,119
Dwight.

290
00:13:46,126 --> 00:13:48,094
Code name RelMax is here.

291
00:13:48,729 --> 00:13:50,754
No sign of Lan Jevinson.

292
00:13:51,465 --> 00:13:54,923
I'm Michael's wingman.
I've got his back. Two dates.

293
00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:57,398
He's got two dates tonight.

294
00:13:58,271 --> 00:14:01,638
My job is to keep Jan away
from Carol and vice versa.

295
00:14:01,875 --> 00:14:04,708
Michael said,
"We must deceive them,

296
00:14:04,778 --> 00:14:09,272
"so as not to hurt them, and
in that way, we honor them. "

297
00:14:11,485 --> 00:14:13,385
Can I get you a drink?

298
00:14:13,453 --> 00:14:15,683
The food is from Hooters.

299
00:14:15,756 --> 00:14:17,587
Drink would be good.
Okay.

300
00:14:21,461 --> 00:14:22,894
Oh, I steal things
all the time.

301
00:14:22,963 --> 00:14:24,658
It's just something I do.

302
00:14:24,731 --> 00:14:26,596
I stopped caring
a long time ago.

303
00:14:26,666 --> 00:14:28,429
You should see
how many supplies

304
00:14:28,502 --> 00:14:30,129
I've taken from this place.

305
00:14:30,470 --> 00:14:32,904
Honestly, I love
stealing things.

306
00:14:33,907 --> 00:14:35,807
I'm gonna get a drink.
Do you need anything?

307
00:14:35,876 --> 00:14:37,810
No, I'm fine. Thanks, sweetheart. Okay.

308
00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:43,648
Billy, your nurse is hot.

309
00:14:43,984 --> 00:14:45,747
That's my girlfriend.

310
00:14:45,819 --> 00:14:48,515
Your nurse became
your girlfriend? Sweet.

311
00:14:48,588 --> 00:14:52,285
She was never my nurse. I met her
at Chili's. She was my waitress.

312
00:14:53,693 --> 00:14:55,354
Chili's is great.

313
00:15:04,871 --> 00:15:08,807
And welcome to Monte Carlo!

314
00:15:09,776 --> 00:15:10,970
Dwight.

315
00:15:11,778 --> 00:15:14,338
I am no longer your boss.

316
00:15:14,815 --> 00:15:17,215
Lady Fortune is your boss.

317
00:15:17,450 --> 00:15:18,815
Will Lady Fortune
give me a raise?

318
00:15:18,885 --> 00:15:20,284
Shut it, shut it, shut it.

319
00:15:20,353 --> 00:15:22,583
Will Lady Fortune
be your mistress?

320
00:15:22,656 --> 00:15:26,683
Only time will tell,
my friends.

321
00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:31,761
Leave all your preconceived
notions about casinos at the door.

322
00:15:31,965 --> 00:15:35,457
Old friends, new lovers,

323
00:15:35,802 --> 00:15:40,034
and the disabled,
welcome, all.

324
00:15:40,607 --> 00:15:42,040
Great, okay.

325
00:15:42,108 --> 00:15:45,373
Shuffle up and deal.
Let's get it started.

326
00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:47,003
Black-Eyed Crows.

327
00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:50,005
Okay, the game is
No-Limit Texas Hold'em.

328
00:15:50,217 --> 00:15:51,775
Good luck, everybody.

329
00:15:55,856 --> 00:15:58,324
That's at least
four red chips to you, sir.

330
00:16:03,063 --> 00:16:04,257
All-in.

331
00:16:05,899 --> 00:16:08,663
Bluffing is a key part of
poker, which is too bad,

332
00:16:08,735 --> 00:16:11,431
because I'm not
very good at bluffing.

333
00:16:11,905 --> 00:16:13,668
Did you believe me?

334
00:16:15,609 --> 00:16:16,940
I'll call.

335
00:16:17,911 --> 00:16:19,276
What are...

336
00:16:19,980 --> 00:16:22,505
That's insane.
I have good cards.

337
00:16:23,083 --> 00:16:25,574
Well, Toby, I went all-in
on the first hand,

338
00:16:25,652 --> 00:16:28,143
so doesn't that tell you that
I might have good cards, too?

339
00:16:28,221 --> 00:16:30,314
So, don't be stupid.
Just take it back.

340
00:16:30,390 --> 00:16:33,325
No, I'm sorry. He can't, sir. He's
gone all-in. Okay, all right, whatever.

341
00:16:33,393 --> 00:16:34,758
Flip them.

342
00:16:38,131 --> 00:16:41,396
You really screwed that up.

343
00:16:43,370 --> 00:16:44,428
Wow.

344
00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:47,029
I don't really play cards,
but I'm not gonna lie to you.

345
00:16:47,107 --> 00:16:50,201
It felt really good
to take money from Michael.

346
00:16:50,944 --> 00:16:53,174
Gonna chase that feeling.

347
00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:55,614
He asked the man a question.

348
00:16:56,516 --> 00:16:58,643
I expect to do
very well tonight.

349
00:16:58,718 --> 00:17:01,346
I have an acute ability
to read people.

350
00:17:01,421 --> 00:17:04,185
Jim, for instance,
has a huge tell.

351
00:17:04,257 --> 00:17:07,556
When he gets a good hand,
he coughs.

352
00:17:09,963 --> 00:17:11,453
I will raise.

353
00:17:18,338 --> 00:17:19,532
Thanks.

354
00:17:20,206 --> 00:17:23,642
It's the weirdest thing.
Every time I cough, he folds.

355
00:17:24,577 --> 00:17:27,808
Wow, bad luck.
Yeah, whatever.

356
00:17:27,881 --> 00:17:30,281
Hey, you know what?
If luck weren't involved,

357
00:17:30,350 --> 00:17:32,875
I would always be winning.

358
00:17:33,353 --> 00:17:35,344
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

359
00:17:36,222 --> 00:17:37,211
Michael?

360
00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:38,581
Jan.
Hi.

361
00:17:38,658 --> 00:17:41,525
Look, okay, I think
we're all adults here,

362
00:17:42,162 --> 00:17:44,255
and it has always been
my understanding

363
00:17:44,331 --> 00:17:46,299
that we have
an open relationship.

364
00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:47,692
What are you... Just...

365
00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:49,132
Wait, what're you
talking about?

366
00:17:49,369 --> 00:17:51,166
What does that mean?

367
00:17:51,237 --> 00:17:54,798
After you said you weren't
coming, I invited Carol to come

368
00:17:54,874 --> 00:17:57,468
and I don't think
that I did anything wrong.

369
00:17:58,478 --> 00:17:59,467
No.

370
00:17:59,779 --> 00:18:01,508
No, you didn't.
Hi, I'm Jan.

371
00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:03,344
I'm Michael's boss.
Hi, hi.

372
00:18:03,516 --> 00:18:06,485
Does anyone want a drink?
No, I'm good.

373
00:18:06,686 --> 00:18:07,675
Okay.

374
00:18:12,525 --> 00:18:13,514
Um...

375
00:18:14,661 --> 00:18:16,561
Hey, hey.
Hey. What...

376
00:18:17,564 --> 00:18:18,929
Jan's here.

377
00:18:23,036 --> 00:18:24,503
Give me the dice.
Come on, Dwight.

378
00:18:24,571 --> 00:18:26,198
Let's go.
It's all on you, baby.

379
00:18:26,272 --> 00:18:27,261
Let's go.

380
00:18:27,340 --> 00:18:29,365
Good evening, Dwight.
What is this?

381
00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:31,603
Evening, Angela.
This is craps.

382
00:18:31,678 --> 00:18:33,703
I need to roll an eight.
If I do, everyone wins.

383
00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:35,077
Yes.
Then roll an eight.

384
00:18:35,148 --> 00:18:36,172
All right.

385
00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:39,145
Thank you, Angela.
Good luck, Dwight.

386
00:18:40,420 --> 00:18:42,911
Yeah! Yeah!

387
00:18:44,691 --> 00:18:46,352
That's good stuff.

388
00:18:46,559 --> 00:18:49,153
Dwight, let's keep it going.
Let's keep it going.

389
00:18:49,229 --> 00:18:50,958
Let's go. Let it ride. Let it all ride.

390
00:18:51,031 --> 00:18:52,157
Give me the dice!

391
00:19:00,774 --> 00:19:01,934
Yeah, right.

392
00:19:02,008 --> 00:19:04,169
"Yeah, right," what?
What was this?

393
00:19:06,012 --> 00:19:08,378
I have good cards.
Really?

394
00:19:08,448 --> 00:19:10,848
And I'm gonna take you all-in. Wow.

395
00:19:13,286 --> 00:19:15,254
I think you're bluffing.

396
00:19:25,598 --> 00:19:27,930
Yeah, I think
she's full of it.

397
00:19:31,704 --> 00:19:33,763
Straight.
Oh.

398
00:19:33,907 --> 00:19:35,397
Three nines.
Pam.

399
00:19:35,975 --> 00:19:38,307
Jim Halpert,
ladies and gentlemen.

400
00:19:38,378 --> 00:19:40,710
Thank you very much.
It was fun.

401
00:19:42,315 --> 00:19:43,907
Cosmopolitan, please.

402
00:19:44,984 --> 00:19:46,713
Can I get a red wine?

403
00:19:48,154 --> 00:19:50,918
So, two hours?
That's a long drive.

404
00:19:51,324 --> 00:19:53,656
Well, it's part of the job,
you know?

405
00:19:53,726 --> 00:19:55,887
Keep an eye on things. So...

406
00:19:56,663 --> 00:19:57,891
Why not?

407
00:20:03,970 --> 00:20:06,768
So, how long have you
and Michael been...

408
00:20:07,407 --> 00:20:12,106
Oh, well, actually, I guess
this would be our first date.

409
00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:15,705
I guess. Casino Night in the warehouse.

410
00:20:15,782 --> 00:20:17,147
Good sport.

411
00:20:17,283 --> 00:20:20,184
Well, I'm having a
nice time. Oh, me, too.

412
00:20:21,054 --> 00:20:22,316
Me, too.

413
00:20:29,195 --> 00:20:31,254
One beer
and one Seven and Seven

414
00:20:31,331 --> 00:20:32,457
with eight
maraschino cherries,

415
00:20:32,532 --> 00:20:35,057
sugar on the rim,
blended if you can.

416
00:20:36,169 --> 00:20:39,161
So, that's still going
on, huh? You and Kelly?

417
00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:44,539
All right! The point is
four. Shooter, roll it. Four!

418
00:20:44,611 --> 00:20:46,909
Come on, shooter!
Four!

419
00:20:47,046 --> 00:20:48,604
Shooter!
Blow.

420
00:20:48,681 --> 00:20:50,911
Blow for luck! Yeah!
Shooter!

421
00:20:51,351 --> 00:20:54,013
Also, you.
Not playing favorites.

422
00:20:54,120 --> 00:20:55,849
All right, here we go!

423
00:20:55,922 --> 00:20:57,446
All right.
Yeah!

424
00:20:57,524 --> 00:20:59,549
Five.
So close.

425
00:20:59,626 --> 00:21:00,752
Well...
So close.

426
00:21:00,827 --> 00:21:01,816
Come on.

427
00:21:01,995 --> 00:21:03,860
So, where you staying?
Radisson?

428
00:21:03,930 --> 00:21:05,192
What?
Super 8?

429
00:21:05,265 --> 00:21:07,062
No, I...
Motel 6? Best Western?

430
00:21:07,133 --> 00:21:09,260
I didn't... I don't know...
Holiday Inn?

431
00:21:09,569 --> 00:21:11,127
The Hyatt in Wilkes-Barre?

432
00:21:11,204 --> 00:21:13,695
You staying with Michael?
All right!

433
00:21:18,178 --> 00:21:22,979
I won the 2002 $2,500 No-Limit
Deuce-to-Seven-Draw Tournament

434
00:21:23,050 --> 00:21:25,780
at the World Series
of Poker in Vegas.

435
00:21:25,852 --> 00:21:27,479
So, yeah...

436
00:21:27,554 --> 00:21:28,987
I'm pretty good at poker.

437
00:21:32,893 --> 00:21:33,985
All-in.

438
00:21:34,061 --> 00:21:35,551
Okay, let's do it.

439
00:21:35,629 --> 00:21:37,256
Good luck, honey.
Oh, thank you, Bobby.

440
00:21:37,330 --> 00:21:40,163
But it doesn't matter,
it's just fun to play.

441
00:21:40,367 --> 00:21:42,631
Three queens.
Nice, very nice.

442
00:21:42,703 --> 00:21:44,898
I have an ace.
No, that's a flush.

443
00:21:44,971 --> 00:21:46,165
Oh, man!

444
00:21:46,239 --> 00:21:48,434
Oh, I have a flush!
Yes!

445
00:21:48,508 --> 00:21:50,908
Look, I won. Look,
I have all the clovers.

446
00:21:50,977 --> 00:21:52,308
You wanna play again?

447
00:21:52,713 --> 00:21:53,941
I suck.

448
00:21:56,416 --> 00:21:58,281
She took you down, huh?

449
00:21:58,351 --> 00:22:00,683
I do not want
to talk about it.

450
00:22:01,755 --> 00:22:03,655
Hey, I saw your tape.

451
00:22:03,724 --> 00:22:06,659
Your band, Scrantonicity?
You guys rock.

452
00:22:06,727 --> 00:22:07,716
Yeah?

453
00:22:07,794 --> 00:22:10,422
Yeah, you guys
wanna play our wedding?

454
00:22:11,031 --> 00:22:14,091
Awesome. Did Pam
say it was okay?

455
00:22:14,901 --> 00:22:17,062
Whatever.
I'm in charge of the music.

456
00:22:17,137 --> 00:22:19,662
Dude, you will not be sorry.

457
00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:21,600
Sweet.

458
00:22:21,908 --> 00:22:23,808
All right.
All right.

459
00:22:32,886 --> 00:22:35,013
Smoke?
No, thanks.

460
00:22:36,923 --> 00:22:38,515
You having fun?

461
00:22:39,760 --> 00:22:41,728
Fabulous time.

462
00:22:45,198 --> 00:22:47,894
I drove two and half hours
to get here.

463
00:22:49,069 --> 00:22:52,129
Yeah, we all really... Left
work early, drove down here.

464
00:22:52,205 --> 00:22:54,935
And I am completely
underdressed.

465
00:22:55,575 --> 00:22:57,805
Well, I think
you look great.

466
00:22:59,346 --> 00:23:01,871
Why did I hook up
with Michael?

467
00:23:04,651 --> 00:23:06,346
Yeah, why did you?

468
00:23:07,020 --> 00:23:09,284
It was very late, Jim. Very...

469
00:23:10,423 --> 00:23:12,015
Very late and...

470
00:23:13,059 --> 00:23:16,153
Have you given any more
thought to the transfer?

471
00:23:16,663 --> 00:23:17,891
Oh, yeah.

472
00:23:17,964 --> 00:23:19,056
Good.

473
00:23:21,301 --> 00:23:23,132
Have you told anyone?

474
00:23:24,571 --> 00:23:26,471
No.
Well, you should.

475
00:23:34,548 --> 00:23:36,209
Excuse me.

476
00:23:36,783 --> 00:23:38,011
Big moment.

477
00:23:38,118 --> 00:23:40,586
The evening's chip leader

478
00:23:40,954 --> 00:23:44,321
and winner of this beautiful
mini-refrigerator

479
00:23:44,391 --> 00:23:47,121
courtesy of
Vance Refrigeration,

480
00:23:47,661 --> 00:23:49,891
Creed Bratton, Dunder Mifflin.

481
00:23:55,135 --> 00:23:57,729
Thanks. I never
owned a refrigerator.

482
00:24:02,776 --> 00:24:04,710
Sorry, babe. I am just beat.

483
00:24:04,778 --> 00:24:05,802
It's okay.

484
00:24:05,979 --> 00:24:07,469
I'll see you at home.
Okay.

485
00:24:07,547 --> 00:24:09,538
Hey, don't try to lose
too much money, all right?

486
00:24:09,616 --> 00:24:12,016
Okay. If you still want a honeymoon.

487
00:24:13,720 --> 00:24:15,210
Hey, Halpert.

488
00:24:15,288 --> 00:24:17,950
Keep an eye on her, all
right? Okay, will do.

489
00:24:18,024 --> 00:24:19,616
See you.
Bye!

490
00:24:22,162 --> 00:24:23,891
Hey.
Hey, how's it going?

491
00:24:23,964 --> 00:24:27,400
Good, especially after I
took all your money in poker.

492
00:24:27,567 --> 00:24:28,693
Yeah.

493
00:24:31,705 --> 00:24:33,570
Hey, can I talk to you
about something?

494
00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:35,403
About when you want to
give me more of your money?

495
00:24:35,475 --> 00:24:36,703
No, I...
Did you wanna do that now?

496
00:24:36,776 --> 00:24:38,266
We can go inside.

497
00:24:38,345 --> 00:24:40,336
I'm feeling
kind of good tonight.

498
00:24:40,413 --> 00:24:41,880
I was just...

499
00:24:45,652 --> 00:24:47,483
I'm in love with you.

500
00:24:47,821 --> 00:24:48,947
What?

501
00:24:50,757 --> 00:24:52,850
I'm really sorry if that's
weird for you to hear,

502
00:24:52,926 --> 00:24:55,690
but I needed you
to hear it.

503
00:24:58,565 --> 00:25:01,432
Probably not good timing,
I know that. I just...

504
00:25:01,501 --> 00:25:03,196
What are you doing?

505
00:25:06,573 --> 00:25:09,167
What do you expect me
to say to that?

506
00:25:10,644 --> 00:25:12,703
I just needed you to know.

507
00:25:13,847 --> 00:25:14,973
Once.

508
00:25:16,983 --> 00:25:18,848
Well, I...

509
00:25:20,453 --> 00:25:21,545
I...

510
00:25:24,824 --> 00:25:26,052
I can't.

511
00:25:26,326 --> 00:25:27,520
Yeah.

512
00:25:29,329 --> 00:25:32,127
You have no idea...
Don't do that.

513
00:25:32,799 --> 00:25:34,790
...what your friendship
means to me.

514
00:25:34,868 --> 00:25:37,302
Come on. I don't
wanna do that.

515
00:25:37,570 --> 00:25:39,731
I wanna be more than that.

516
00:25:40,707 --> 00:25:41,969
I can't.

517
00:25:45,011 --> 00:25:46,774
I'm really sorry

518
00:25:48,081 --> 00:25:50,311
if you misinterpreted things.

519
00:25:53,086 --> 00:25:55,020
It's probably my fault.

520
00:25:56,623 --> 00:25:58,420
Not your fault.

521
00:25:59,125 --> 00:26:01,992
I'm sorry I misinterpreted
our friendship.

522
00:26:11,371 --> 00:26:12,429
Hey.

523
00:26:12,672 --> 00:26:14,299
I'm leaving.
Hey, okay.

524
00:26:14,374 --> 00:26:16,672
So, I just wanted to congratulate
you on a fantastic evening.

525
00:26:16,743 --> 00:26:18,233
You did the company proud.
Thank you.

526
00:26:18,311 --> 00:26:20,779
And thanks for inviting me.
You were right, I needed it.

527
00:26:20,847 --> 00:26:22,371
So, thanks.
Okay. Thanks for coming.

528
00:26:22,449 --> 00:26:23,473
Nice to meet you.
You, too.

529
00:26:23,550 --> 00:26:25,745
And you guys have a
good time together. Okay.

530
00:26:25,819 --> 00:26:27,218
Talk to you Monday.
Yeah.

531
00:26:27,287 --> 00:26:28,845
Goodbye.
Good night.

532
00:26:30,357 --> 00:26:31,722
She's a good boss.

533
00:26:31,791 --> 00:26:34,453
She seems really nice.
Oh, she's great.

534
00:26:34,527 --> 00:26:36,461
Love triangle. Drama.

535
00:26:37,464 --> 00:26:38,863
All worked out
in the end, though.

536
00:26:38,932 --> 00:26:40,763
The hero got the girl.

537
00:26:40,867 --> 00:26:42,994
Who saw that coming? I did.

538
00:26:43,436 --> 00:26:45,233
And Jan was really
happy for me.

539
00:26:45,305 --> 00:26:47,068
So, actually,
the hero got two girls.

540
00:26:47,140 --> 00:26:48,607
He got the girl
that he works with

541
00:26:48,675 --> 00:26:51,803
and he got the girl
that he buys real estate from.

542
00:26:53,213 --> 00:26:57,411
So, I've got my New York girl
and my local flavor.

543
00:26:58,418 --> 00:26:59,749
Life is good.

544
00:27:02,222 --> 00:27:04,053
About 10 minutes ago.

545
00:27:05,492 --> 00:27:07,687
No, I didn't know what to say.

546
00:27:08,695 --> 00:27:10,094
Yes, I know.

547
00:27:12,699 --> 00:27:15,361
I don't know, Mom,
he's my best friend.

548
00:27:17,670 --> 00:27:19,331
Yeah, he's great.

549
00:27:22,075 --> 00:27:23,838
Yeah, I think I am.

550
00:27:25,678 --> 00:27:27,703
I have to go. I will.

551
00:27:30,450 --> 00:27:31,940
Listen, Jim...

551
00:27:32,305 --> 00:28:32,611
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