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Oh, hey, Kevin.
Nice of you to join us.

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Where were you?

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My tire blew out
on the way here, Michael.

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Uh-huh.
I almost died.

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I went into this skid...

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Pop quiz.
What?

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Why is today a special day?

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I almost died.

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Today is a special day

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because I am being honored

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as a visiting professor...

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special lecturer emeritus...

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How did you...
How did you put it?

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You will be a guest speaker

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in my Emerging Enterprises
class.

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In business school, Kevin.

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Business school.
Wow.

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If you bring your boss to class,

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it automatically bumps you up
a full letter grade.

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So...

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I'd be stupid
not to do it, right?

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A boss is like a teacher.

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And I am like the cool teacher.

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Like Mr. Handell.

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Mr. Handell would
hang out with us.

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And he would tell us
awesome jokes.

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And he actually hooked up
with one of the students.

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Um, and then like 12 other
kids came forward.

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It was in all the papers.

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Really ruined eighth grade
for us.

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Here we go.
College road show.

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Gotta bring our A game.

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What is the most inspiring thing

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I ever said to you?

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"Don't be an idiot."
Changed my life.

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Whenever I'm about
to do something, I think,

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"Would an idiot do that?"

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And if they would,
I do not do that thing.

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Will they throw
their hats, you think?

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What?

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A lot times at a school
or naval academy,

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after a rousing speech,
the crowd will throw its hats

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high into the air.

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You understand
nobody's graduating.

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Yeah, I know, I know.

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I'm just saying,
if they did throw their hats,

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I've got a great line for that.

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May your hats fly
as high as your dreams.

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Thought it was
a pretty good line.

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Just... it doesn't apply.

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I understand.
Wow.

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Relax, spazzy boy.

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Sometimes you're such
a little spazz!

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God, I'm driving!

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Quit it!
We have fun.

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I can't wait
for your art show tonight.

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Okay, just so you know,

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it's just the students
from my class

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in a little studio.

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I wouldn't miss it
for the world.

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Thanks.

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I'm really happy
to be back with Roy.

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I think it shows maturity.

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Maturity and dignity.

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Is that braggy?

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I don't mean it to be braggy.

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Love you.
You too.

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Pam's with Roy.
I'm with Karen.

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And Brangelina
is with Frangelina.

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Moving on.

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I can't believe you're
back together with Roy.

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Oh, yeah.

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We have such a solid
foundation, you know.

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Oh, my God.
You're so in love now.

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Yeah.

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Oh, you should come
to my art show, by the way.

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Oh, art show.

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I mean, it's not a big deal.

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But I think a lot of people

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from the office
are gonna be there.

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Oh, yeah.

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Definitely I'll be there,
for sure.

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Campus.

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Brings back so many memories...

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that I would've made.

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Hey, Frisbee.
Check that out... oh!

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What do you say we get
our Fris on

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before class, huh?

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Yeah! Woo!

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Dude.

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Oh, my God.

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Animal stool.

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Dwight, what are you doing?

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Solving a mystery, if that's
quite all right with you.

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Come to papa.

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Okay, ladies and gentlemen.

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What we have here is a bird

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that has been trapped in a vent.

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Fortunately,
I have found it before...

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Bat! Bat!

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Bat! Bat!

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Oh, my God.

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Bat!

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No, everyone remain calm!

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There it goes!

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Good-bye.

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Okay, this is it.

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Ryan is doing my intro
right now.

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Dunder Mifflin can't compete
with the modern chains,

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and management is unwilling
or unable to adapt.

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Their customers are dying off...

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I can't hear what he's saying,

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but he looks like
he's really into it.

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Aah!

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We have a bat in the office.

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The simple solution would be
to open a window.

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If we had windows
that could open.

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Poop is raining
from the ceilings.

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Poop!

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Okay, thanks.

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Animal Control
will be here at 6:00.

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At 6:00?

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No, that is unacceptable.

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Okay, Jim, you are
the number two in this office.

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You need to step up
and show some leadership.

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I'm sorry, what did you say?

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So weird.

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What?
What's so weird?

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The bat.

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I mean, I know
I felt it bite me.

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But look, there's no mark.

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I feel so...

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tingly.

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So strangely powerful.

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Oh, well.

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And now, without further ado,

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I present the regional manager
of Dunder Mifflin, Scranton,

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Michael Scott.

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Hello, everyone.
I am Michael Scott.

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Hello, I'm Brandon Hidalgo,

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CEO of The Teaching Company...

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And I'd like to start today

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by inspiring you.

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May I borrow

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someone's textbook, please?

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Thank you.

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What have we here?

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Ooh, economics.

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Very, very interesting.

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You cannot learn...

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from books.

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Replace these pages...

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with life lessons.

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And then...

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you will have a book...

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that is worth
its weight in gold.

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I know these are expensive,

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um, but the lesson is priceless.

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Good.

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All right, I think
you're inspired.

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Shall we proceed?

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There are four kinds
of business.

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Tourism.

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Food service.

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Railroads.

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And sales.

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And hospitals/manufacturing.

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And air travel.

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This is your job, Halpert.

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Ow!

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What happened?

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That bread on your desk?
I just picked it up.

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It's white-hot.

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But, Jim,

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this garlic bread is cold.

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What?

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No.

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It burned me.
I...

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Bizarre.

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One crisis at a time.

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If a vampire bat
was in the U.S.,

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it would make sense for it
to come to a "sylvania."

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Like Penn-sylvania.

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Now, that doesn't mean that Jim
is gonna become a vampire.

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Only that he carries
the vampiric germ.

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So... you want to start
a business?

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How do you start?

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What do you need?

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Well, first of all,
you need a building.

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And secondly, you need supply.

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You need something to sell.

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Now, this could be anything.

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It could be a thingamajig

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or a whosi-whatsi.

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Or... a "Whatchamacallit."

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Now, you need to sell those

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in order to have
a "PayDay."

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And if you sell enough of them,

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you will make a "100 Grand."

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Satisfied?

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Oh, this looks great.

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I'd love to be there,

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but my daughter's play
is tonight.

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Damn it.

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You know,
one of the other parents

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will probably videotape it.

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Oh, no.
You should go.

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Well, it's important
to support to local art.

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And... and what they do
is not art.

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Okay, I'm seeing some
confused faces out there.

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Let me slow down a little bit.

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Break this down.

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Okay.

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The more stickers you sell,
the more profit...

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fancy word for money...

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you have to buy PlayStations
and Beanie Babies.

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Michael...

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And products!
What we normally do here

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is more of a question
and answer type thing.

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Well, okay.

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I was just kind of
getting going.

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Yeah, I know.

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Um, all right.

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Okay, well, we can do questions.

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Very good.
First hand up.

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Sir, as a company that
primarily distributes paper,

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how have you adapted
your business model

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to function in an increasingly
paperless world?

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We can't overestimate
the value of computers.

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Yes, they are great
for playing games

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and forwarding funny emails.

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But real business
is done on paper, okay?

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Write that down.

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Hey, Jim, here's
the aspirin you wanted.

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Oh, thank God.

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I have such a headache
from that glare.

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What glare?

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The glare off Angela's crucifix.

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It's blinding.

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I don't have a lot
of experience with vampires,

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but I have hunted werewolves.

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I shot one once,

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but by the time I got to it

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it had turned back
into my neighbor's dog.

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Extraordinary events

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call for extraordinary actions.

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We form an allegiance...
Sure.

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To use sudden violence.
Okay.

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Do you have the tools to turn

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a wooden mop handle
into a stake?

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What size?

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What do you say to a customer

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who wants to leave you
for the convenience

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and savings
of a nationwide chain?

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I say, "You will miss
our service."

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And I absolutely guarantee
you'll come back."

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Has anyone ever come back?

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We don't want them back.
They're stupid.

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How far has your
Herfindahl Index declined

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since the merger?

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Nice try.

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How's your
Polack-says-what index?

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What?

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Thanks, Kowalski.

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Can we get back on track here?

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By your own employee's
calculation,

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you'll be obsolete in the next
five to ten years.

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Wait, Ryan said that?

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What are you doing?

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You better not hurt
that little bat.

272
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Animals can't feel pain.

273
00:12:26,580 --> 00:12:27,912
Don't hurt that bat, Creed!

274
00:12:27,914 --> 00:12:29,748
It's a living thing
with feelings and a family.

275
00:12:29,750 --> 00:12:31,583
Flush him towards the door.

276
00:12:31,585 --> 00:12:33,752
On my go... now!

277
00:12:33,754 --> 00:12:34,753
Bat!

278
00:12:34,755 --> 00:12:35,920
Aah! Kill it!

279
00:12:35,922 --> 00:12:38,590
Kill it! Kill it!

280
00:12:40,259 --> 00:12:43,561
I... am a hero.

281
00:12:45,698 --> 00:12:47,499
Yeah, sure, you know business.

282
00:12:47,501 --> 00:12:48,900
Sitting up here

283
00:12:48,902 --> 00:12:50,769
in your ivory tower.

284
00:12:50,771 --> 00:12:52,971
And your ebony tower.

285
00:12:52,973 --> 00:12:54,405
But you know what?

286
00:12:54,407 --> 00:12:55,573
I'll tell you one thing.

287
00:12:55,575 --> 00:12:57,842
Dunder Mifflin is here to stay.

288
00:12:57,844 --> 00:12:59,978
But how can you compete
against a company

289
00:12:59,980 --> 00:13:01,045
with the resources
of a nationwide chain?

290
00:13:01,047 --> 00:13:03,848
David will always beat Goliath.

291
00:13:03,850 --> 00:13:05,116
But there's five Goliaths.

292
00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:06,818
There's Staples, OfficeMax...

293
00:13:06,820 --> 00:13:07,919
Yeah, yeah.

294
00:13:07,921 --> 00:13:10,588
You know what else
is facing five Goliaths?

295
00:13:10,590 --> 00:13:12,557
America.

296
00:13:12,559 --> 00:13:13,958
Al-Qaeda.

297
00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:15,794
Global warming.

298
00:13:15,796 --> 00:13:19,030
Sex predators.

299
00:13:19,032 --> 00:13:21,533
Mercury poisoning.

300
00:13:21,535 --> 00:13:22,934
So do we just give up?

301
00:13:22,936 --> 00:13:25,370
Is that what we're learning
in business school?

302
00:13:25,372 --> 00:13:26,371
But in the big picture...

303
00:13:26,373 --> 00:13:28,473
Dunder Mifflin is
the big picture.

304
00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:29,741
Can't you understand that?

305
00:13:29,743 --> 00:13:31,209
No, you can't.

306
00:13:31,211 --> 00:13:33,211
You're too young.

307
00:13:33,213 --> 00:13:38,583
Ryan has never made a sale.

308
00:13:38,585 --> 00:13:41,586
And he started a fire

309
00:13:41,588 --> 00:13:44,222
trying to make a cheesy pita.

310
00:13:44,224 --> 00:13:46,624
And everybody thinks
he's a tease.

311
00:13:46,626 --> 00:13:48,526
Well, you know what?

312
00:13:48,528 --> 00:13:51,963
He doesn't know anything,
and neither do you.

313
00:13:57,369 --> 00:13:59,437
So suck on that!

314
00:14:21,227 --> 00:14:22,560
It wasn't personal.

315
00:14:22,562 --> 00:14:23,862
Business is always personal.

316
00:14:23,864 --> 00:14:25,496
It's the most personal thing
in the world.

317
00:14:25,498 --> 00:14:27,131
When we get back
to the office, pack your things.

318
00:14:27,133 --> 00:14:28,433
Pack my...
You heard me.

319
00:14:28,435 --> 00:14:30,268
Pack your things.

320
00:14:38,712 --> 00:14:41,546
I really want to come out!

321
00:14:41,548 --> 00:14:43,681
Good night, Mary Beth!

322
00:14:53,927 --> 00:14:57,028
So... you're cool
to just wait here

323
00:14:57,030 --> 00:14:58,563
for Animal Control?

324
00:14:58,565 --> 00:15:00,331
Animal Control?

325
00:15:00,333 --> 00:15:03,434
I've been controlling animals
since I was six.

326
00:15:03,436 --> 00:15:05,937
Cool, okay.

327
00:15:05,939 --> 00:15:09,007
I'm gonna go home and lie down.

328
00:15:09,009 --> 00:15:10,341
Draw the shades.

329
00:15:10,343 --> 00:15:12,810
There's just so much
sun in here.

330
00:15:18,117 --> 00:15:19,851
Bye, Dwight.

331
00:15:22,588 --> 00:15:24,322
Good-bye, Jim.

332
00:15:26,191 --> 00:15:28,493
And good luck.

333
00:15:31,030 --> 00:15:34,098
Jim is on a path now.

334
00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:35,934
An eternal journey.

335
00:15:35,936 --> 00:15:38,136
And I wish him well.

336
00:15:38,138 --> 00:15:40,338
But I have a destiny
in this realm.

337
00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:44,275
Specifically...
in the kitchen.

338
00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:46,377
And it's all from
the same series.

339
00:15:46,379 --> 00:15:47,612
Oh.

340
00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:49,213
Called "Impressions."

341
00:15:49,215 --> 00:15:50,848
Oh.

342
00:15:50,850 --> 00:15:52,216
Not that I would call myself

343
00:15:52,218 --> 00:15:54,052
an Impressionist, per se.

344
00:15:54,054 --> 00:15:56,587
But maybe one day.

345
00:15:56,589 --> 00:15:57,922
I hope so.

346
00:15:57,924 --> 00:15:59,057
Hmm.

347
00:15:59,059 --> 00:16:00,892
I still need, you know,

348
00:16:00,894 --> 00:16:03,061
my breakthrough or whatever.

349
00:16:06,632 --> 00:16:08,866
Hey, babe.
How are you?

350
00:16:08,868 --> 00:16:10,134
Good.

351
00:16:10,136 --> 00:16:11,970
Look who I brought.
My brother, huh?

352
00:16:11,972 --> 00:16:13,738
Hey, Kenny.
Hey, Pam.

353
00:16:13,740 --> 00:16:15,540
Hey.

354
00:16:15,542 --> 00:16:17,775
How about this, huh?

355
00:16:17,777 --> 00:16:18,910
I show up with my brother,

356
00:16:18,912 --> 00:16:22,380
and no one from work is here.

357
00:16:22,382 --> 00:16:23,815
That's pretty cool, huh?

358
00:16:30,090 --> 00:16:32,857
Magic time.

359
00:16:40,332 --> 00:16:42,734
My hair!
Aah, get off!

360
00:16:42,736 --> 00:16:45,403
Get off me!
Get off me!

361
00:16:45,405 --> 00:16:46,504
Get off me!

362
00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:48,940
Hold still, woman!

363
00:16:48,942 --> 00:16:51,442
Oh, my God, my God!

364
00:17:01,320 --> 00:17:02,787
You're welcome.

365
00:17:07,559 --> 00:17:09,127
It's cool if I go, right?

366
00:17:09,129 --> 00:17:10,461
I mean, I looked at all of them.

367
00:17:10,463 --> 00:17:13,631
Yeah, I'll just...
I'll drive myself home.

368
00:17:13,633 --> 00:17:15,933
To my place?

369
00:17:15,935 --> 00:17:18,936
Maybe.
I'm a little tired.

370
00:17:18,938 --> 00:17:21,572
Your art was the prettiest art

371
00:17:21,574 --> 00:17:23,141
of all the art.

372
00:17:23,143 --> 00:17:26,677
Thank you.

373
00:17:26,679 --> 00:17:29,480
Look...

374
00:17:29,482 --> 00:17:30,615
I'm sorry, okay?

375
00:17:30,617 --> 00:17:32,984
I was just trying
to do my presentation.

376
00:17:32,986 --> 00:17:35,887
And of course
I was wrong to suggest

377
00:17:35,889 --> 00:17:39,057
that Dunder Mifflin might
ever go out of business.

378
00:17:39,059 --> 00:17:40,825
But you don't have to fire me.

379
00:17:40,827 --> 00:17:45,229
Fire you?
No, no, no.

380
00:17:45,231 --> 00:17:47,532
You are moving to the annex.

381
00:17:47,534 --> 00:17:49,734
To the annex?

382
00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:51,102
Where Kelly is?

383
00:17:51,104 --> 00:17:52,437
A good manager
doesn't fire people.

384
00:17:52,439 --> 00:17:57,141
He hires people
and inspires people.

385
00:17:57,143 --> 00:17:59,043
People, Ryan.

386
00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:03,714
And people will never
go out of business.

387
00:18:06,852 --> 00:18:09,087
You're the one who said
we needed more culture.

388
00:18:09,089 --> 00:18:10,188
This is culture to you?

389
00:18:10,190 --> 00:18:11,656
It's her first try.

390
00:18:11,658 --> 00:18:14,592
Yeah, on Van Gogh's first try,

391
00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:15,860
he drew the hands
of the peasants.

392
00:18:15,862 --> 00:18:17,662
Meaning what?

393
00:18:17,664 --> 00:18:20,832
Meaning real art
takes courage, okay?

394
00:18:20,834 --> 00:18:22,233
And... and honesty.

395
00:18:22,235 --> 00:18:23,534
Well, those aren't
Pam's strong points.

396
00:18:23,536 --> 00:18:25,236
Yeah, exactly.

397
00:18:25,238 --> 00:18:27,305
That's why this is motel art.

398
00:18:32,578 --> 00:18:33,845
Thanks for coming.

399
00:18:48,427 --> 00:18:50,461
Pam-casso!
Sorry I'm late.

400
00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:51,929
I had to race across town.

401
00:18:51,931 --> 00:18:53,431
Oh, Michael.

402
00:18:53,433 --> 00:18:56,567
Wow!

403
00:18:56,569 --> 00:18:58,703
You did these freehand?

404
00:18:58,705 --> 00:19:00,304
Yep.

405
00:19:00,306 --> 00:19:02,773
My God, these could be tracings.

406
00:19:02,775 --> 00:19:04,208
Oh!

407
00:19:04,210 --> 00:19:06,677
Look at this one.

408
00:19:06,679 --> 00:19:08,412
Wow!

409
00:19:08,414 --> 00:19:10,114
You nailed it.

410
00:19:13,552 --> 00:19:16,220
How much?

411
00:19:16,222 --> 00:19:17,955
What do you mean?

412
00:19:17,957 --> 00:19:21,292
I don't see a price.

413
00:19:21,294 --> 00:19:24,729
Um, you want to buy it?

414
00:19:24,731 --> 00:19:25,897
Well, yeah.

415
00:19:25,899 --> 00:19:28,766
Yeah, we have to have it
for the office.

416
00:19:28,768 --> 00:19:31,536
I mean, there's my window.

417
00:19:31,538 --> 00:19:33,137
And there's my car!

418
00:19:33,139 --> 00:19:34,805
Is that your car?

419
00:19:34,807 --> 00:19:36,807
Uh-huh.

420
00:19:41,513 --> 00:19:43,481
That is our building.

421
00:19:46,752 --> 00:19:48,819
And we sell paper.

422
00:19:53,892 --> 00:19:57,361
I am really proud of you.

423
00:20:07,072 --> 00:20:09,207
Thank you.

424
00:20:09,209 --> 00:20:10,875
What?

425
00:20:13,779 --> 00:20:17,748
Do you have something
in your pocket?

426
00:20:19,084 --> 00:20:20,718
A Chunky.

427
00:20:24,523 --> 00:20:26,591
Do you want half?

428
00:20:26,593 --> 00:20:28,192
No, thank you.

429
00:20:28,194 --> 00:20:29,860
Okay.

430
00:20:29,862 --> 00:20:33,364
It is a message.

431
00:20:33,366 --> 00:20:35,032
It is an inspiration.

432
00:20:35,034 --> 00:20:40,104
It is a source of beauty.

433
00:20:40,106 --> 00:20:42,106
And without paper,

434
00:20:42,108 --> 00:20:45,876
it could not have happened.

435
00:20:45,878 --> 00:20:47,945
Unless you had a camera.

436
00:20:49,915 --> 00:20:51,015
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.

437
00:20:51,017 --> 00:20:52,350
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.

438
00:20:52,352 --> 00:20:53,684
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!

439
00:20:53,686 --> 00:20:55,286
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!

440
00:20:55,288 --> 00:20:57,588
It's only temporary, okay?
Don't get excited.

441
00:20:57,590 --> 00:21:00,424
I won't, I won't, I won't.

442
00:21:00,426 --> 00:21:01,859
I won't.
I won't.

443
00:21:01,861 --> 00:21:03,928
I won't, I won't, I won't,
I won't, I won't!

443
00:21:04,305 --> 00:22:04,575
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