1 00:00:00,934 --> 00:00:02,401 Bleaah! 2 00:00:02,403 --> 00:00:04,003 Okay, where does it hurt? 3 00:00:04,005 --> 00:00:06,205 Just... all over. 4 00:00:06,207 --> 00:00:08,674 I... don't want to do anything. 5 00:00:08,676 --> 00:00:09,675 I'm dying. 6 00:00:09,677 --> 00:00:10,876 No, that's not how it works. 7 00:00:10,878 --> 00:00:12,011 You have to point to a specific part 8 00:00:12,013 --> 00:00:13,312 of the body. 9 00:00:13,314 --> 00:00:15,781 Right there. 10 00:00:15,783 --> 00:00:16,949 "Abdomen." 11 00:00:16,951 --> 00:00:19,118 "Menses." Maybe. 12 00:00:19,120 --> 00:00:21,320 "The uterus contracts after your egg passes through it." 13 00:00:21,322 --> 00:00:22,721 Not it. I don't have eggs. 14 00:00:22,723 --> 00:00:24,390 So when did this start? 15 00:00:24,392 --> 00:00:25,758 About ten minutes ago. 16 00:00:25,760 --> 00:00:27,292 When I came in with the paperwork? 17 00:00:27,294 --> 00:00:28,427 Mm-hmm. 18 00:00:28,429 --> 00:00:30,963 About 40 times a year, Michael gets really sick, 19 00:00:30,965 --> 00:00:33,065 but has no symptoms. 20 00:00:33,067 --> 00:00:35,501 Dwight is always gravely concerned. 21 00:00:35,503 --> 00:00:37,936 Ooh, is it possible you ate food 22 00:00:37,938 --> 00:00:39,405 that contained animal waste? 23 00:00:39,407 --> 00:00:40,806 It's possible. 24 00:00:40,808 --> 00:00:42,408 - Michael? - Huh? 25 00:00:42,410 --> 00:00:43,976 David Wallace is on line one. 26 00:00:43,978 --> 00:00:45,411 You see a phone? 27 00:00:45,413 --> 00:00:46,545 Oh. 28 00:00:46,547 --> 00:00:47,913 All right, everybody out. 29 00:00:47,915 --> 00:00:49,448 Out, out, out. 30 00:00:49,450 --> 00:00:50,783 Okay... 31 00:00:50,785 --> 00:00:53,318 To what do I owe this great honor, David Wallace? 32 00:00:53,320 --> 00:00:55,054 Michael, I am calling... 33 00:00:55,056 --> 00:00:56,955 And Gromit. 34 00:00:58,092 --> 00:00:59,525 Jan? 35 00:00:59,527 --> 00:01:01,160 Is Jan there? 36 00:01:01,162 --> 00:01:03,028 Jan is out of town right now. 37 00:01:03,030 --> 00:01:05,130 Oh, you sigh like Jan. 38 00:01:06,367 --> 00:01:08,834 I broke Jan's heart, David, and I feel awful. 39 00:01:08,836 --> 00:01:10,502 It was... 40 00:01:10,504 --> 00:01:13,772 It was never my intention to ruin a life. 41 00:01:13,774 --> 00:01:15,841 But you know what? 42 00:01:15,843 --> 00:01:17,876 - Sometimes... - Michael? 43 00:01:17,878 --> 00:01:20,612 You just gots to get your freak on. 44 00:01:20,614 --> 00:01:21,613 - Michael? - Yeah? 45 00:01:21,615 --> 00:01:22,981 - Michael? - Hmm? 46 00:01:22,983 --> 00:01:25,651 I'm calling to see if you would come down 47 00:01:25,653 --> 00:01:27,252 and interview for a job 48 00:01:27,254 --> 00:01:28,787 we have opening up in corporate. 49 00:01:28,789 --> 00:01:30,689 Really? 50 00:01:30,691 --> 00:01:32,091 A week from today. 51 00:01:32,093 --> 00:01:34,359 Bring your first-quarter stats and your recommendation 52 00:01:34,361 --> 00:01:36,161 for who'd take over the Scranton branch. 53 00:01:36,163 --> 00:01:37,896 Wow. Mm-hmm. 54 00:01:37,898 --> 00:01:41,366 I wish I had prepared something to say. 55 00:01:41,368 --> 00:01:42,367 That's not necessary. 56 00:01:42,369 --> 00:01:47,106 May God guide you in your quest. 57 00:01:47,108 --> 00:01:48,474 Yes. 58 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:56,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 59 00:02:20,673 --> 00:02:22,741 Okay, everybody have their towels 60 00:02:22,743 --> 00:02:25,277 and swimsuits? 61 00:02:25,279 --> 00:02:26,712 We have about an hour and a half. 62 00:02:26,714 --> 00:02:28,614 I suggest that you all go potty now. 63 00:02:28,616 --> 00:02:30,082 And then we will be congregating 64 00:02:30,084 --> 00:02:31,617 on the par-tay bus. 65 00:02:31,619 --> 00:02:33,652 Oh, I'm excited... today is beach day. 66 00:02:33,654 --> 00:02:34,987 Michael is taking the whole office 67 00:02:34,989 --> 00:02:36,255 to the beach. 68 00:02:36,257 --> 00:02:39,057 So I'm wearing my bathing suit underneath my shirt. 69 00:02:39,059 --> 00:02:42,861 Oh, yeah, I packed it in my purse. 70 00:02:42,863 --> 00:02:44,696 Oscar, you brought your Speedo, I assume? 71 00:02:44,698 --> 00:02:46,298 I don't wear a Speedo, Michael. 72 00:02:46,300 --> 00:02:49,301 Well, you can't swim in leather pants. 73 00:02:49,303 --> 00:02:50,969 Ha ha ha. 74 00:02:50,971 --> 00:02:52,871 I'm just yankin' your chain. 75 00:02:52,873 --> 00:02:54,406 Not literally. 76 00:02:54,408 --> 00:02:55,908 Anybody need sunblock? 77 00:02:55,910 --> 00:02:57,242 It's got an SPF 30. 78 00:02:57,244 --> 00:02:59,111 Oh, you know what? 79 00:02:59,113 --> 00:03:00,879 Uh, you're not going. 80 00:03:00,881 --> 00:03:02,080 It's beach day. 81 00:03:02,082 --> 00:03:04,316 Yeah, I know. I'm sorry, Toby. 82 00:03:04,318 --> 00:03:05,384 We, um... 83 00:03:05,386 --> 00:03:07,586 Somebody has to stay here. 84 00:03:07,588 --> 00:03:10,689 I want today to be a beautiful memory 85 00:03:10,691 --> 00:03:14,226 that the staff and I share after I have passed on 86 00:03:14,228 --> 00:03:16,195 to New York. 87 00:03:16,197 --> 00:03:19,031 And if Toby is a part of it... 88 00:03:19,033 --> 00:03:21,133 then it'll suck. 89 00:03:21,135 --> 00:03:23,068 Hey... 90 00:03:23,070 --> 00:03:24,603 want my sunscreen? 91 00:03:24,605 --> 00:03:26,205 Oh, great. 92 00:03:26,207 --> 00:03:28,774 I forgot mine, and I'm wearing a two-piece. 93 00:03:28,776 --> 00:03:30,509 Ahh. 94 00:03:30,511 --> 00:03:32,578 Thanks, Toby. 95 00:03:34,614 --> 00:03:36,081 Hey, Pam, 96 00:03:36,083 --> 00:03:38,450 I have a very important job for you today. 97 00:03:38,452 --> 00:03:40,319 I thought we were just having fun at the beach. 98 00:03:40,321 --> 00:03:41,520 We, are, we are. 99 00:03:41,522 --> 00:03:44,289 But I would like you to take notes. 100 00:03:44,291 --> 00:03:46,925 And I want you to find out about people's character. 101 00:03:46,927 --> 00:03:50,262 You know, not their hotness, per se, 102 00:03:50,264 --> 00:03:53,498 but their humor and their charisma. 103 00:03:53,500 --> 00:03:56,268 And the indefinable quality 104 00:03:56,270 --> 00:03:58,503 that makes you all glad to follow me. 105 00:03:58,505 --> 00:04:02,040 What happens to a company if somebody takes a boss away? 106 00:04:02,042 --> 00:04:04,776 I will answer your question with a question. 107 00:04:04,778 --> 00:04:08,280 It's like what happens to a chicken... 108 00:04:08,282 --> 00:04:10,315 when you take its head away. 109 00:04:10,317 --> 00:04:12,484 It dies. 110 00:04:12,486 --> 00:04:15,821 Unless you find a new head. 111 00:04:15,823 --> 00:04:18,423 I need to see which one of these people 112 00:04:18,425 --> 00:04:22,794 have the skills to be a chicken head. 113 00:04:22,796 --> 00:04:25,797 You want me to write down people's indefinable qualities? 114 00:04:25,799 --> 00:04:26,865 I want you to write down everything 115 00:04:26,867 --> 00:04:28,600 that people are doing all day, 116 00:04:28,602 --> 00:04:31,203 and then type it up in a way that is helpful. 117 00:04:31,205 --> 00:04:32,638 All right? 118 00:04:32,640 --> 00:04:35,073 I have the most boring job in the office, 119 00:04:35,075 --> 00:04:37,876 so why wouldn't I have the most boring job 120 00:04:37,878 --> 00:04:39,444 on beach day? 121 00:04:39,446 --> 00:04:43,548 This way to the par-tay bus. 122 00:04:43,550 --> 00:04:44,783 I just want to lie on the beach 123 00:04:44,785 --> 00:04:47,085 and eat hot dogs. 124 00:04:47,087 --> 00:04:48,920 That's all I've ever wanted. 125 00:05:15,749 --> 00:05:16,982 Uh-huh. 126 00:05:28,595 --> 00:05:31,530 Everybody, may I have your attention, please? 127 00:05:31,532 --> 00:05:37,002 Today we are not just spending a day at the beach. 128 00:05:37,004 --> 00:05:39,338 Oh, sweet mother of God. 129 00:05:39,340 --> 00:05:40,672 If you don't like it, Stanley, 130 00:05:40,674 --> 00:05:42,507 - you can go to the back of the bus. - Excuse me? 131 00:05:42,509 --> 00:05:45,544 Or the front of the bus, or drive the bus. 132 00:05:45,546 --> 00:05:48,046 Just... 133 00:05:48,048 --> 00:05:52,918 We are all participating in mandatory fun activities. 134 00:05:54,120 --> 00:05:55,520 Funtivities! 135 00:05:55,522 --> 00:05:58,523 And there is a special secret prize for the winner. 136 00:05:58,525 --> 00:05:59,958 Yes, funtivities! 137 00:05:59,960 --> 00:06:01,526 I knew it wasn't just a trip to the beach. 138 00:06:01,528 --> 00:06:02,627 Okay, you know what? 139 00:06:02,629 --> 00:06:04,663 Your enthusiasm is turning people off. 140 00:06:04,665 --> 00:06:06,565 I hope there will be management parables. 141 00:06:06,567 --> 00:06:07,566 Well... 142 00:06:07,568 --> 00:06:09,234 Hey, Pam, 143 00:06:09,236 --> 00:06:10,736 did you get that down? 144 00:06:10,738 --> 00:06:11,903 Like what? 145 00:06:11,905 --> 00:06:14,106 Like everything I said, and everything they did. 146 00:06:14,108 --> 00:06:15,640 - Just don't... - Well, no. 147 00:06:15,642 --> 00:06:17,142 - Write it down before you forget it. - I don't remember exactly... 148 00:06:17,144 --> 00:06:18,243 That's... 149 00:06:18,245 --> 00:06:20,512 You've just been drawing pictures. 150 00:06:20,514 --> 00:06:22,748 Rrrrr-rrrrr! 151 00:06:22,750 --> 00:06:24,516 I can't stay mad at you. 152 00:06:24,518 --> 00:06:26,952 Here we are, ladies and gentlemen. 153 00:06:26,954 --> 00:06:28,520 Everybody ready? 154 00:06:28,522 --> 00:06:30,989 Last one down is a rotten egg! 155 00:06:30,991 --> 00:06:32,624 Watch out for snakes. 156 00:06:33,860 --> 00:06:36,962 - Everybody put on sunscreen. - All right... 157 00:06:36,964 --> 00:06:38,830 find a cozy spot. 158 00:06:38,832 --> 00:06:40,599 Everybody settle in. 159 00:06:44,570 --> 00:06:47,439 Okay, everybody up. 160 00:06:47,441 --> 00:06:50,008 Circle around. 161 00:06:50,010 --> 00:06:51,410 Let us play some games. 162 00:06:53,346 --> 00:06:54,746 We are situated on the northeast corner 163 00:06:54,748 --> 00:06:57,249 of scenic Lake Scranton. 164 00:06:57,251 --> 00:07:01,186 America's eight largest indigenous body of water. 165 00:07:01,188 --> 00:07:05,323 It is here that a group of Americans 166 00:07:05,325 --> 00:07:07,793 will undergo the ultimate challenge. 167 00:07:07,795 --> 00:07:12,264 One day, 14 strangers who work together... 168 00:07:12,266 --> 00:07:13,765 but only one survivor. 169 00:07:13,767 --> 00:07:14,966 What?! 170 00:07:14,968 --> 00:07:17,803 Just words... inspiring words. 171 00:07:17,805 --> 00:07:19,004 Not a contender. 172 00:07:19,006 --> 00:07:21,273 For the competitions, you will be divided 173 00:07:21,275 --> 00:07:22,841 into four tribes. 174 00:07:22,843 --> 00:07:24,376 Each tribe will have a leader 175 00:07:24,378 --> 00:07:26,845 that I will pick randomly off the top of my head 176 00:07:26,847 --> 00:07:27,846 without thinking. 177 00:07:27,848 --> 00:07:31,383 Jim, Dwight, Andy, and Stanley. 178 00:07:31,385 --> 00:07:32,951 Yes! Choose your tribes. 179 00:07:32,953 --> 00:07:35,987 Except for Pam. Not Pam. 180 00:07:35,989 --> 00:07:37,489 Jim Halpert. 181 00:07:37,491 --> 00:07:38,657 - Karen. - Pros: 182 00:07:38,659 --> 00:07:43,061 smart, cool, good looking. 183 00:07:43,063 --> 00:07:46,264 Remind you of anybody you know? 184 00:07:46,266 --> 00:07:49,034 Cons: not a hard worker. 185 00:07:49,036 --> 00:07:51,736 I can spend all day on a project, 186 00:07:51,738 --> 00:07:53,038 and he will finish the same project 187 00:07:53,040 --> 00:07:54,406 in a half an hour. 188 00:07:54,408 --> 00:07:56,074 So that should tell you something. 189 00:07:56,076 --> 00:07:57,576 I choose Michael! 190 00:07:57,578 --> 00:07:59,911 I'm not playing. 191 00:07:59,913 --> 00:08:01,546 Okay, temp. 192 00:08:01,548 --> 00:08:05,584 Dwight is an obvious candidate for my job. 193 00:08:05,586 --> 00:08:08,320 He has the best sales record in the office. 194 00:08:08,322 --> 00:08:11,256 He loves the work. 195 00:08:11,258 --> 00:08:13,792 He is, however, an idiot. 196 00:08:13,794 --> 00:08:15,927 We are going to choose team names... Dwight. 197 00:08:15,929 --> 00:08:17,395 We will be called Gryffindor. 198 00:08:17,397 --> 00:08:18,964 Really? Not Slytherin? 199 00:08:18,966 --> 00:08:20,465 Slytherin are the bad guys, Jim. 200 00:08:20,467 --> 00:08:21,700 I know. 201 00:08:21,702 --> 00:08:24,135 Okay, we will be Voldemort. 202 00:08:24,137 --> 00:08:25,804 He who must not be named? 203 00:08:25,806 --> 00:08:26,972 I wouldn't do that. 204 00:08:26,974 --> 00:08:28,673 Voldemort. 205 00:08:28,675 --> 00:08:30,442 Okay, seriously... Voldemort! 206 00:08:30,444 --> 00:08:32,110 - Voldemort, Voldemort... - You really shouldn't be say... 207 00:08:32,112 --> 00:08:33,345 - Hey, hey, hey. - Voldemort. 208 00:08:33,347 --> 00:08:35,113 - Voldemort! - Idiots! 209 00:08:35,115 --> 00:08:37,182 Okay, okay, Stanley, your team name. 210 00:08:37,184 --> 00:08:39,050 I don't care what you call my team. 211 00:08:39,052 --> 00:08:41,186 Then I will name your team the red team. 212 00:08:41,188 --> 00:08:43,188 No, the blue team. 213 00:08:43,190 --> 00:08:46,024 I am also considering Stanley, 214 00:08:46,026 --> 00:08:49,961 because of all the good that black people have done 215 00:08:49,963 --> 00:08:52,264 for America. 216 00:08:52,266 --> 00:08:54,132 We will be team U.S.A. 217 00:08:54,134 --> 00:08:55,400 Very good. 218 00:08:55,402 --> 00:08:57,536 Pam, please take a note that Andy is patriotic. 219 00:08:57,538 --> 00:08:59,471 Andy Bernard. 220 00:08:59,473 --> 00:09:02,774 Pros: he's classy, he gets me. 221 00:09:02,776 --> 00:09:05,076 He went to Cornell. 222 00:09:05,078 --> 00:09:06,745 I trust him. 223 00:09:06,747 --> 00:09:10,282 Cons: I don't really trust him. 224 00:09:10,284 --> 00:09:13,218 It is time for the great spoon and egg race. 225 00:09:13,220 --> 00:09:14,786 This one is with a little twist. 226 00:09:14,788 --> 00:09:16,187 There's already a twist. 227 00:09:16,189 --> 00:09:18,423 You're carrying an egg on a spoon. Shh. 228 00:09:18,425 --> 00:09:21,359 The person carrying the egg will be blindfolded. 229 00:09:21,361 --> 00:09:22,627 Please put on your blindfolds. 230 00:09:22,629 --> 00:09:24,129 That person carrying the egg 231 00:09:24,131 --> 00:09:26,231 will go down, circle a torch, come back, 232 00:09:26,233 --> 00:09:28,800 deposit their egg in the pail. 233 00:09:28,802 --> 00:09:30,101 First team back is the winner. 234 00:09:30,103 --> 00:09:33,805 All right, ready, set, go! 235 00:09:33,807 --> 00:09:36,441 Come on, Phyllis, you can do it. 236 00:09:36,443 --> 00:09:38,476 Thank you so much. 237 00:09:38,478 --> 00:09:40,645 Phyllis is out, yes! Follow my voice. 238 00:09:40,647 --> 00:09:44,249 Yeah, keep it moving, keep it moving right this way. 239 00:09:44,251 --> 00:09:45,317 Looking good, whoo! 240 00:09:45,319 --> 00:09:46,451 I don't want to hit the big rock. 241 00:09:46,453 --> 00:09:47,452 Don't worry, you're not... 242 00:09:47,454 --> 00:09:48,553 I know I'm near the big rock. 243 00:09:48,555 --> 00:09:50,322 - I just know it. - Nowhere near the big rock. 244 00:09:50,324 --> 00:09:52,691 What are you doing? No! 245 00:09:53,860 --> 00:09:56,161 See, now we're disqualified. 246 00:09:56,163 --> 00:10:00,999 I am okay if I lose every single contest today. 247 00:10:01,001 --> 00:10:03,001 Honestly. 248 00:10:03,003 --> 00:10:08,506 Because I see these contests as an opportunity for me 249 00:10:08,508 --> 00:10:11,076 to demonstrate what a good sport I am. 250 00:10:11,078 --> 00:10:12,877 Mallard. 251 00:10:14,514 --> 00:10:15,747 Whoa, stop, stop, stop... there's a hole. 252 00:10:15,749 --> 00:10:16,748 Just step over the hole. 253 00:10:16,750 --> 00:10:18,016 A hole? Yep. 254 00:10:18,018 --> 00:10:19,884 Come on, lazy bones, move it! 255 00:10:19,886 --> 00:10:21,653 Perfect. Ooh, just made it. 256 00:10:21,655 --> 00:10:22,654 Okay, turn left. 257 00:10:22,656 --> 00:10:24,089 Come on, andale, arriba, arriba. 258 00:10:24,091 --> 00:10:25,090 You have to stop this right now, 259 00:10:25,092 --> 00:10:26,257 or I'm not gonna do this anymore. 260 00:10:26,259 --> 00:10:27,726 What are you saying? 261 00:10:27,728 --> 00:10:29,160 You have to stop yelling at me, or I'm not go do the egg race. 262 00:10:29,162 --> 00:10:30,428 Okay, I apologize for yelling at you. 263 00:10:30,430 --> 00:10:31,796 That's what being a good captain is about. 264 00:10:31,798 --> 00:10:33,465 I'm trying to bring team spirit. 265 00:10:33,467 --> 00:10:34,866 Whoa, stop... another hole. 266 00:10:34,868 --> 00:10:36,301 Take a big step. 267 00:10:36,303 --> 00:10:38,203 Yes! 268 00:10:38,205 --> 00:10:39,337 Oh, my God! 269 00:10:39,339 --> 00:10:40,972 You ass! 270 00:10:42,676 --> 00:10:44,843 There's nothing better than a beautiful day at the beach, 271 00:10:44,845 --> 00:10:50,148 filled with sun, surf, and, uh, diligent note taking. 272 00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:53,251 Pam, you're missing things. 273 00:11:04,930 --> 00:11:06,965 Let's go! Let's go! 274 00:11:06,967 --> 00:11:08,800 Come on, mush! 275 00:11:08,802 --> 00:11:10,669 Mush! Come on, you bastard! 276 00:11:10,671 --> 00:11:12,737 What the... 277 00:11:12,739 --> 00:11:14,105 Damn it, temp! 278 00:11:15,875 --> 00:11:17,042 Great job, everyone. 279 00:11:17,044 --> 00:11:19,477 That was fantastic. 280 00:11:22,315 --> 00:11:25,316 Okay, Pam, I have another little project for you. 281 00:11:25,318 --> 00:11:26,584 Does it have to do with these shopping bags 282 00:11:26,586 --> 00:11:27,619 filled with hot dogs? 283 00:11:27,621 --> 00:11:28,620 Smart as a whip. 284 00:11:28,622 --> 00:11:30,789 Yes, these are precooked, 285 00:11:30,791 --> 00:11:32,424 so it's not absolutely necessary, 286 00:11:32,426 --> 00:11:35,060 but I would appreciate it if you could heat up 800 hot dogs 287 00:11:35,062 --> 00:11:37,128 for a little contest I'm going to be having. 288 00:11:37,130 --> 00:11:38,797 I would greatly appreciate it. 289 00:11:38,799 --> 00:11:39,798 When's the contest? 290 00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:41,599 Like, um, ten minutes. 291 00:11:41,601 --> 00:11:44,636 - How am I supposed to get... - Thanks a bunch. 292 00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:49,708 A good manager has got to be hungry. 293 00:11:49,710 --> 00:11:51,576 Hungry for success. 294 00:11:51,578 --> 00:11:53,378 Okay, who's hungry? No, no, no. 295 00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:55,714 Do not touch the food, please, not yet. 296 00:11:55,716 --> 00:11:59,284 That is our next event... a hot dog eating contest. 297 00:11:59,286 --> 00:12:01,252 For those of you who are curious, 298 00:12:01,254 --> 00:12:05,957 the world record is 54 1/2 hot dogs. 299 00:12:05,959 --> 00:12:07,092 Wow! 300 00:12:07,094 --> 00:12:08,193 And you know what? 301 00:12:08,195 --> 00:12:10,228 I personally have cooked up enough 302 00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:11,362 so that each and every one of you 303 00:12:11,364 --> 00:12:12,897 could break that record. 304 00:12:12,899 --> 00:12:14,399 So shoot for the stars, okay? 305 00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:17,202 All right, the team that eats the most hot dogs in ten minutes 306 00:12:17,204 --> 00:12:19,070 will be declared the winner. 307 00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:21,272 On your mark, get set... 308 00:12:21,274 --> 00:12:22,407 Can I have a turkey burger? 309 00:12:22,409 --> 00:12:24,442 No, I have the only one. 310 00:12:24,444 --> 00:12:25,944 I claimed it. Ready? 311 00:12:25,946 --> 00:12:27,145 Turkey is a healthy meat. 312 00:12:28,548 --> 00:12:29,848 I don't eat meat, Michael. 313 00:12:29,850 --> 00:12:31,316 I'm not gonna eat this. 314 00:12:31,318 --> 00:12:32,817 Guys, guys, come on. 315 00:12:32,819 --> 00:12:35,420 Please, let's just... okay. 316 00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:37,589 It's very important that you all try to eat 317 00:12:37,591 --> 00:12:39,324 as many hot dogs as you can. 318 00:12:39,326 --> 00:12:42,026 On your mark, get set, 319 00:12:42,028 --> 00:12:43,128 eat! 320 00:12:43,130 --> 00:12:44,462 Is there any mustard? 321 00:12:44,464 --> 00:12:46,131 No mustard, no mustard. 322 00:12:46,133 --> 00:12:48,399 Just eat it... eat it, Phyllis. 323 00:12:48,401 --> 00:12:49,667 Dip it in the water 324 00:12:49,669 --> 00:12:52,170 so it'll slide down your gullet more easily. 325 00:12:52,172 --> 00:12:53,938 Come on, the winner gets a big, big prize. 326 00:12:53,940 --> 00:12:55,874 - What is it? - I can't say. 327 00:12:55,876 --> 00:12:57,942 You can't say, or you can't pronounce it? 328 00:12:57,944 --> 00:12:59,944 The winner gets a regional manager's salary 329 00:12:59,946 --> 00:13:02,147 for a year, and a Sebring, and the feeling 330 00:13:02,149 --> 00:13:03,882 that they are making a difference in the world. 331 00:13:03,884 --> 00:13:05,250 Can we just take those first two things? 332 00:13:05,252 --> 00:13:07,786 The winner of today gets my job. 333 00:13:09,989 --> 00:13:11,489 Okay? 334 00:13:11,491 --> 00:13:13,625 I'm interviewing for a job at corporate. 335 00:13:13,627 --> 00:13:15,927 And they're only interviewing a handful of people, 336 00:13:15,929 --> 00:13:18,963 and I'm the most qualified, and I'll probably get it. 337 00:13:18,965 --> 00:13:19,964 All right? 338 00:13:19,966 --> 00:13:21,733 You're leaving? 339 00:13:21,735 --> 00:13:23,168 I didn't want to tell anybody. 340 00:13:23,170 --> 00:13:25,737 I didn't want to cast a pall over our fun beach day. 341 00:13:25,739 --> 00:13:27,672 But you know what, I don't know who to recommend, 342 00:13:27,674 --> 00:13:29,407 because, frankly, nobody is stepping up. 343 00:13:29,409 --> 00:13:32,243 I am so hungry! 344 00:13:32,245 --> 00:13:33,711 Do you expect me to believe 345 00:13:33,713 --> 00:13:35,480 that you're truly making your recommendations 346 00:13:35,482 --> 00:13:36,981 on this basis? 347 00:13:36,983 --> 00:13:38,516 Word. 348 00:13:40,719 --> 00:13:43,555 There we go. Let's see it. 349 00:13:43,557 --> 00:13:45,323 I would rather work for an upturned broom 350 00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:46,624 with a bucket for a head 351 00:13:46,626 --> 00:13:48,560 than work for somebody else in this office 352 00:13:48,562 --> 00:13:50,228 besides myself. 353 00:13:50,230 --> 00:13:51,462 Game on. 354 00:13:51,464 --> 00:13:52,997 Four seconds, 355 00:13:52,999 --> 00:13:55,266 three, two, one. 356 00:13:55,268 --> 00:13:57,669 Stop! No eating! 357 00:13:57,671 --> 00:14:00,104 And the winner is Andy Bernard, 358 00:14:00,106 --> 00:14:03,241 - with 14 hot dogs. - Team U.S.A.! 359 00:14:03,243 --> 00:14:04,242 One came up. 360 00:14:04,244 --> 00:14:05,677 13 hot dogs, everybody. 361 00:14:05,679 --> 00:14:08,112 Damn it! 362 00:14:08,114 --> 00:14:10,081 Aw, nobody told me we were gonna nave hot dogs. 363 00:14:15,088 --> 00:14:17,355 What? What are you saying? 364 00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:19,057 - Did you say 'sandwich?' - No. 365 00:14:19,059 --> 00:14:21,259 I was saying that before. Not now. 366 00:14:21,261 --> 00:14:24,495 Now I am saying... Sabotage... 367 00:14:24,497 --> 00:14:28,967 the ancient Dutch art of screwing up your own team. 368 00:14:28,969 --> 00:14:30,969 I knew you were saying 'sabotage.' 369 00:14:30,971 --> 00:14:33,972 I was giving you an example of it. 370 00:14:33,974 --> 00:14:36,341 I will misunderstand everything that Andy says, 371 00:14:36,343 --> 00:14:38,309 until he goes insane. 372 00:14:39,311 --> 00:14:41,779 If Michael organizes some kind of group hug, 373 00:14:41,781 --> 00:14:43,248 stand next to me. 374 00:14:43,250 --> 00:14:46,651 It's very simple, there are only three rules. 375 00:14:46,653 --> 00:14:49,020 You must not touch the ground, 376 00:14:49,022 --> 00:14:51,489 you must not step outside of the ring, 377 00:14:51,491 --> 00:14:55,526 and you must always wear the safety mittens. 378 00:14:55,528 --> 00:14:57,395 - What safety mittens? - We don't have any safety mittens. 379 00:14:57,397 --> 00:14:58,897 I probably left them in the trunk of my car. 380 00:14:58,899 --> 00:15:00,031 It's all right, here we go. 381 00:15:00,033 --> 00:15:01,933 Go get 'em, big boy! 382 00:15:01,935 --> 00:15:04,936 And go! 383 00:15:04,938 --> 00:15:06,004 Come on, Jim! 384 00:15:06,006 --> 00:15:07,171 Rrrrrrrrrrr! 385 00:15:07,173 --> 00:15:08,172 Whoa, what are you doing? 386 00:15:08,174 --> 00:15:10,808 - Come on! - Oh, oh, oh, oh! 387 00:15:12,212 --> 00:15:13,544 Nice, Stanley! 388 00:15:13,546 --> 00:15:15,446 Sorry about that. 389 00:15:15,448 --> 00:15:17,382 It's all about taking points away from Dwight. 390 00:15:17,384 --> 00:15:19,717 Yeah, no, good, okay. 391 00:15:19,719 --> 00:15:23,454 Oh, my God... I have never seen that look 392 00:15:23,456 --> 00:15:25,924 in a man's eyes ever. 393 00:15:25,926 --> 00:15:29,427 I thought that I might die. 394 00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:32,263 On beach day. 395 00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:36,301 - Come on! - Come on! 396 00:15:36,303 --> 00:15:39,470 If either of these guys are put in charge of the office, 397 00:15:39,472 --> 00:15:40,672 I will transfer to Albany. 398 00:15:40,674 --> 00:15:42,173 Gil can come if he wants. 399 00:15:42,175 --> 00:15:43,308 I'm kind of looking for a way out 400 00:15:43,310 --> 00:15:44,742 of that relationship anyway. 401 00:15:44,744 --> 00:15:47,345 I think I might try girls for a while. 402 00:15:47,347 --> 00:15:49,881 Angela thinks I can cross over. 403 00:15:49,883 --> 00:15:50,915 We'll see. 404 00:15:50,917 --> 00:15:52,517 Aah! 405 00:15:52,519 --> 00:15:53,718 One, two, three! 406 00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:56,087 Yeah! Yeah! 407 00:15:56,089 --> 00:15:57,155 Excellent. 408 00:15:57,157 --> 00:15:58,790 Gryffindor! 409 00:15:58,792 --> 00:16:00,692 Gryffindor! 410 00:16:00,694 --> 00:16:02,994 I didn't win. 411 00:16:02,996 --> 00:16:04,662 But the only reason I didn't win is 412 00:16:04,664 --> 00:16:06,664 because I recently learned that it's better 413 00:16:06,666 --> 00:16:08,366 to work things out with words. 414 00:16:08,368 --> 00:16:10,001 That's not why you lost. 415 00:16:10,003 --> 00:16:11,269 Yeah, it is. 416 00:16:11,271 --> 00:16:12,904 I totally could have kicked your butt so bad. 417 00:16:12,906 --> 00:16:14,639 Oh, yeah, right. Yeah, right! 418 00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:16,541 Yeah, right. Come on! 419 00:16:16,543 --> 00:16:20,078 Unh! Unh! 420 00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:22,013 Aah! 421 00:16:22,015 --> 00:16:23,081 How do you like that?! 422 00:16:33,325 --> 00:16:35,159 Oh, God... 423 00:16:35,161 --> 00:16:38,062 Aah! Help! 424 00:16:38,064 --> 00:16:39,697 Help! 425 00:16:39,699 --> 00:16:42,033 Angela... Angela, hey! 426 00:16:42,035 --> 00:16:44,502 Oh, thank God. Go tell somebody. 427 00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:46,471 What, Andy? 428 00:16:46,473 --> 00:16:47,772 Andy, what should I tell them? 429 00:16:47,774 --> 00:16:50,241 Go tell them I'm floating away, obviously! 430 00:16:50,243 --> 00:16:52,910 I don't understand what you want from me. 431 00:16:52,912 --> 00:16:54,779 Angela, it's pretty simple. 432 00:16:54,781 --> 00:16:58,116 Look at what I'm doing, and go tell somebody it! 433 00:16:58,118 --> 00:17:00,485 Sorry. Aah... 434 00:17:00,487 --> 00:17:02,420 Bye, Andy. 435 00:17:02,422 --> 00:17:03,988 Angela! 436 00:17:03,990 --> 00:17:06,724 I knew that finding a successor would be difficult. 437 00:17:06,726 --> 00:17:09,761 I did not know that it would be impossible. 438 00:17:09,763 --> 00:17:13,297 Thus far, the candidates have been wildly disappointing. 439 00:17:13,299 --> 00:17:15,366 Uh, Jim is not taking it seriously, 440 00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:17,435 uh, Stanley is having a stroke, 441 00:17:17,437 --> 00:17:19,037 and Andy... where is he? 442 00:17:19,039 --> 00:17:20,938 Where the hell is Andy? 443 00:17:20,940 --> 00:17:22,774 Where is he, Pam? 444 00:17:22,776 --> 00:17:24,409 Do you know? 445 00:17:25,645 --> 00:17:26,844 Who's ahead in points? 446 00:17:26,846 --> 00:17:28,279 I think they're even. 447 00:17:28,281 --> 00:17:31,349 At various times, you gave Jim ten points, 448 00:17:31,351 --> 00:17:34,852 Dwight a gold star, and Stanley a thumbs up. 449 00:17:34,854 --> 00:17:36,487 And I don't really know how to compare those units. 450 00:17:36,489 --> 00:17:38,523 Well, check to see if there's a conversion chart 451 00:17:38,525 --> 00:17:39,757 in that notebook. 452 00:17:39,759 --> 00:17:42,760 - I really doubt it, Michael. - Please just check. 453 00:17:42,762 --> 00:17:43,961 Great. 454 00:17:43,963 --> 00:17:45,596 Yeah, I'll see you next week. 455 00:17:45,598 --> 00:17:46,597 Thank you. 456 00:17:46,599 --> 00:17:48,132 And here is Karen Filipelli. 457 00:17:48,134 --> 00:17:50,301 Bye. 458 00:17:50,303 --> 00:17:51,969 Hello? 459 00:17:51,971 --> 00:17:54,105 Yeah, hi, David. 460 00:17:54,107 --> 00:17:55,840 Yes, I would like to be considered 461 00:17:55,842 --> 00:17:57,275 for the corporate position in well. 462 00:17:57,277 --> 00:17:59,177 "In well?" As well. 463 00:17:59,179 --> 00:18:01,913 How would that work... in well? 464 00:18:01,915 --> 00:18:03,881 - I just want to know. - Yes, uh-huh. 465 00:18:03,883 --> 00:18:05,917 - Wait a minute... - That would be fine. 466 00:18:05,919 --> 00:18:07,018 This job is in a well. 467 00:18:07,020 --> 00:18:08,419 - I don't want it. - Cut it out! 468 00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:09,787 I don't. 469 00:18:09,789 --> 00:18:14,525 What does a great manager need most of all? 470 00:18:14,527 --> 00:18:15,526 Courage. 471 00:18:15,528 --> 00:18:17,862 How so? 472 00:18:17,864 --> 00:18:20,364 I mean, sure thing, that sounds smart. 473 00:18:20,366 --> 00:18:21,899 I can't do this anymore. 474 00:18:21,901 --> 00:18:23,701 I'm going to sit in the bus. 475 00:18:23,703 --> 00:18:26,003 Your loss, Stanley. 476 00:18:26,005 --> 00:18:29,107 Meanwhile, the rest of us will have a super-fun time 477 00:18:29,109 --> 00:18:30,875 defeating our fear, 478 00:18:30,877 --> 00:18:33,211 and creating a lasting memory... 479 00:18:33,213 --> 00:18:37,982 walking through fire! 480 00:18:40,552 --> 00:18:44,055 Who among you has the guts to replace me? 481 00:18:44,057 --> 00:18:48,359 Let him walk across these coals. 482 00:18:52,064 --> 00:18:53,798 Are you gonna try it? 483 00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:54,999 I'm not gonna walk in the fire 484 00:18:55,001 --> 00:18:57,101 after your disgusting feet have gone through. 485 00:18:57,103 --> 00:19:00,404 Angela, it is a million degrees. 486 00:19:00,406 --> 00:19:02,540 I'm gonna do it. 487 00:19:02,542 --> 00:19:04,675 And I fully expect to burn my feet 488 00:19:04,677 --> 00:19:06,310 and go to the hospital. 489 00:19:06,312 --> 00:19:10,982 That's the right spirit when doing a coal walk, right? 490 00:19:10,984 --> 00:19:12,416 No, no, not you, Pam. 491 00:19:12,418 --> 00:19:13,551 You have to keep score. 492 00:19:13,553 --> 00:19:15,286 - I'd like to try. - Pointless. 493 00:19:15,288 --> 00:19:17,855 - But I'm not kidding. - Okay? 494 00:19:17,857 --> 00:19:19,857 This is about guts. 495 00:19:19,859 --> 00:19:22,393 It takes guts to be a regional manager. 496 00:19:22,395 --> 00:19:24,795 Jim, you're up. 497 00:19:24,797 --> 00:19:26,063 Nope. 498 00:19:26,065 --> 00:19:27,899 Ju... why not? Come on. 499 00:19:27,901 --> 00:19:30,568 Oh, 'cause I don't want my feet to get burned. 500 00:19:32,504 --> 00:19:34,505 You do not have what it takes 501 00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:35,973 to be a regional manager. 502 00:19:35,975 --> 00:19:37,575 That's harsh. 503 00:19:37,577 --> 00:19:38,576 Who's next? 504 00:19:38,578 --> 00:19:40,144 Andy. Where's Andy? 505 00:19:40,146 --> 00:19:42,713 Andy is never here today. 506 00:19:45,250 --> 00:19:47,818 Hello? Who's there? 507 00:19:47,820 --> 00:19:49,687 My name is Andrew Bernard. 508 00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:52,190 I was with a group called Dunder-Mifflin. 509 00:19:54,693 --> 00:19:57,461 Hello? 510 00:19:57,463 --> 00:19:59,096 Why don't you go, Michael? 511 00:19:59,098 --> 00:20:00,798 Because I already did. 512 00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:01,866 Remember? 513 00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:05,036 I burned my foot on the George Foreman grill. 514 00:20:05,038 --> 00:20:07,505 That is not the same at all. 515 00:20:07,507 --> 00:20:08,973 If you're gonna ask other people to do it, 516 00:20:08,975 --> 00:20:10,508 you should do it yourself. 517 00:20:10,510 --> 00:20:11,742 All right, okay, all right. 518 00:20:11,744 --> 00:20:13,177 I'll do it. 519 00:20:15,414 --> 00:20:17,248 Okay. 520 00:20:19,819 --> 00:20:21,419 Okay. 521 00:20:30,028 --> 00:20:33,998 The mind has to wrap around... 522 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:36,300 the foot. 523 00:20:53,518 --> 00:20:55,219 Okay. 524 00:20:58,590 --> 00:21:00,524 You're not doing anything. 525 00:21:00,526 --> 00:21:02,260 You want us to count to three? 526 00:21:02,262 --> 00:21:04,362 Yes, count to three, please. 527 00:21:04,364 --> 00:21:07,064 Three, two, one. 528 00:21:07,066 --> 00:21:08,232 Count the other way. Count... 529 00:21:08,234 --> 00:21:09,600 No, no, count one, two, three. 530 00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:10,601 Not three, two, one. 531 00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:14,472 One, two, three. 532 00:21:14,474 --> 00:21:16,007 - Go, Michael. - Do it. 533 00:21:16,009 --> 00:21:18,709 Wait, am I going on "go," or am I going on "three"? 534 00:21:18,711 --> 00:21:20,711 On the go that's after three. 535 00:21:20,713 --> 00:21:21,746 Okay. 536 00:21:21,748 --> 00:21:26,984 One, two, three, go! 537 00:21:33,191 --> 00:21:34,392 No! 538 00:21:34,394 --> 00:21:35,760 It's okay. 539 00:21:35,762 --> 00:21:36,894 I will do this, Michael. 540 00:21:36,896 --> 00:21:38,129 Don't, Dwight. 541 00:21:38,131 --> 00:21:40,831 I will walk and stand on these coals 542 00:21:40,833 --> 00:21:42,633 until you award me the position 543 00:21:42,635 --> 00:21:44,302 of regional manager! 544 00:21:46,672 --> 00:21:49,507 Wow. 545 00:21:49,509 --> 00:21:51,208 - Dwight. - Dwight. 546 00:21:51,210 --> 00:21:52,877 Aaah! 547 00:21:52,879 --> 00:21:53,911 Ow. Get off there. 548 00:21:53,913 --> 00:21:55,212 Get off, get off. 549 00:21:55,214 --> 00:21:56,681 Give me the job! 550 00:21:56,683 --> 00:21:57,782 Give me the job! 551 00:21:57,784 --> 00:21:58,916 I'm not going to give it to you. 552 00:21:58,918 --> 00:22:00,584 Ow, oh! 553 00:22:00,586 --> 00:22:02,219 Don't kneel on the coals! 554 00:22:03,690 --> 00:22:05,723 Michael, do something! 555 00:22:05,725 --> 00:22:08,326 God, that stinks! 556 00:22:09,628 --> 00:22:12,897 Being a boss is also about image. 557 00:22:12,899 --> 00:22:15,866 I've never looked like that. 558 00:22:15,868 --> 00:22:18,102 That was gross. 559 00:22:18,104 --> 00:22:20,037 I just... I don't see the connection 560 00:22:20,039 --> 00:22:23,274 between a fire walk and management. 561 00:22:23,276 --> 00:22:25,109 Worst 75 bucks I ever spent. 562 00:22:25,111 --> 00:22:26,477 You know what? 563 00:22:26,479 --> 00:22:27,912 If I had to pick my replacement 564 00:22:27,914 --> 00:22:29,613 based on today, 565 00:22:29,615 --> 00:22:32,316 it would be Mr. Outside Hire. 566 00:22:32,318 --> 00:22:33,984 Or Mrs. Outside Hire. 567 00:22:33,986 --> 00:22:37,021 Yeah, mm-hmm, true. 568 00:22:37,023 --> 00:22:38,389 Look, I don't... 569 00:22:38,391 --> 00:22:41,759 I don't want to leave this branch the I love 570 00:22:41,761 --> 00:22:43,194 to an outside hire. 571 00:22:43,196 --> 00:22:45,830 Therefore, we're going to have 572 00:22:45,832 --> 00:22:48,866 a 100-point winner take all 573 00:22:48,868 --> 00:22:52,036 sudden death tribal counsel round 574 00:22:52,038 --> 00:22:55,873 to test the aspect of my job 575 00:22:55,875 --> 00:22:57,108 that I think is the most important. 576 00:22:57,110 --> 00:23:00,244 Something I call the Bob Hope factor. 577 00:23:00,246 --> 00:23:02,680 - Who's Bob Hope? - God! 578 00:23:02,682 --> 00:23:04,915 He's a, he's a comedian. 579 00:23:04,917 --> 00:23:06,384 Oh, like Amanda Bynes. 580 00:23:06,386 --> 00:23:07,752 Who's Amanda Bynes? 581 00:23:07,754 --> 00:23:09,520 She's from What a Girl Wants. 582 00:23:09,522 --> 00:23:11,155 Oh, I love that movie. 583 00:23:11,157 --> 00:23:13,090 Yes, Kelly is right. 584 00:23:13,092 --> 00:23:15,092 The person to replace me 585 00:23:15,094 --> 00:23:18,496 has to have a great sense of humor. 586 00:23:18,498 --> 00:23:21,866 And they have to possess the leadership qualities 587 00:23:21,868 --> 00:23:23,901 of a Bynes or a Hope. 588 00:23:29,207 --> 00:23:31,776 So without further ado, 589 00:23:31,778 --> 00:23:35,713 Jim and Dwight... 590 00:23:35,715 --> 00:23:37,214 show us what you've got. 591 00:23:39,017 --> 00:23:41,285 Hey, I know what you're looking for, 592 00:23:41,287 --> 00:23:43,954 but I gotta be honest. 593 00:23:43,956 --> 00:23:45,489 I really don't think I should be considered 594 00:23:45,491 --> 00:23:46,991 as your replacement. 595 00:23:46,993 --> 00:23:49,493 You are being too modest. 596 00:23:49,495 --> 00:23:51,395 Michael, on Thursday, I'm gonna drive down 597 00:23:51,397 --> 00:23:54,832 and interview with David for the open position in New York. 598 00:23:57,035 --> 00:24:00,337 Okay, that is not funny. 599 00:24:00,339 --> 00:24:03,741 I am deducting 60 points 600 00:24:03,743 --> 00:24:05,543 from Voldemort 601 00:24:05,545 --> 00:24:07,111 for false pretenses. 602 00:24:07,113 --> 00:24:09,747 Okay, Dwight, your turn. Wow us. 603 00:24:11,283 --> 00:24:12,550 The Aristocrats. 604 00:24:12,552 --> 00:24:15,119 A man and his wife and children 605 00:24:15,121 --> 00:24:17,254 go into the offices of a talent agency. 606 00:24:22,461 --> 00:24:27,131 And the talent agent says, "Describe your act." 607 00:24:27,133 --> 00:24:31,769 And the man says something really, really raunchy. 608 00:24:31,771 --> 00:24:33,838 And the talent representative says, 609 00:24:33,840 --> 00:24:35,840 "What do you call yourselves?" 610 00:24:35,842 --> 00:24:38,976 And the man says, "The Aristocrats." 611 00:24:42,080 --> 00:24:43,314 Ooh, ah! 612 00:24:43,316 --> 00:24:44,548 Whew! 613 00:24:44,550 --> 00:24:47,117 Ho ho! 614 00:24:48,454 --> 00:24:51,155 I mean, truly repulsive acts. 615 00:24:51,157 --> 00:24:53,724 That is a very, very funny story. 616 00:24:53,726 --> 00:24:57,261 Hey, I want to say something. 617 00:24:57,263 --> 00:24:59,463 I've been trying to be more honest lately, 618 00:24:59,465 --> 00:25:01,232 and I just need to say a few things. 619 00:25:01,234 --> 00:25:02,533 I did the coal walk. 620 00:25:02,535 --> 00:25:04,201 Just, I did it. 621 00:25:04,203 --> 00:25:06,737 Michael, you couldn't even do that. 622 00:25:06,739 --> 00:25:08,973 Maybe I should be your boss. 623 00:25:10,542 --> 00:25:14,411 Wow, I feel really good right now. 624 00:25:14,413 --> 00:25:16,714 Why didn't any of you come to my art show? 625 00:25:18,651 --> 00:25:19,783 I invited all of you. 626 00:25:19,785 --> 00:25:22,152 That really sucked. 627 00:25:22,154 --> 00:25:23,654 It's like sometimes some of you act 628 00:25:23,656 --> 00:25:25,022 like I don't even exist. 629 00:25:30,462 --> 00:25:33,030 Jim, I called off my wedding because of you. 630 00:25:33,032 --> 00:25:35,766 And now we're not even friends. 631 00:25:35,768 --> 00:25:38,235 And things are just, like, weird between us, 632 00:25:38,237 --> 00:25:40,070 and that sucks. 633 00:25:40,072 --> 00:25:42,973 And I miss you. 634 00:25:42,975 --> 00:25:45,342 You were my best friend before you went to Stamford. 635 00:25:45,344 --> 00:25:49,046 And I really miss you. 636 00:25:49,048 --> 00:25:51,382 I shouldn't have been with Roy. 637 00:25:51,384 --> 00:25:55,152 There were a lot of reasons to call off my wedding, 638 00:25:55,154 --> 00:25:56,954 but the truth is I didn't care about 639 00:25:56,956 --> 00:25:58,822 any of those reasons until I met you. 640 00:25:58,824 --> 00:26:00,958 And now you're with someone else. 641 00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:02,459 And that's fine. 642 00:26:02,461 --> 00:26:04,428 It's whatever... 643 00:26:04,430 --> 00:26:05,429 that's not what I'm... 644 00:26:05,431 --> 00:26:06,597 I'm not... 645 00:26:06,599 --> 00:26:07,898 Okay, my feet really hurt. 646 00:26:07,900 --> 00:26:09,199 The thing that I'm just trying 647 00:26:09,201 --> 00:26:10,935 to say to you, Jim, 648 00:26:10,937 --> 00:26:14,605 and to everyone else in the circle, I guess, 649 00:26:14,607 --> 00:26:16,574 is that I miss having fun with you. 650 00:26:17,943 --> 00:26:20,778 Just you, not everyone in the circle. 651 00:26:23,715 --> 00:26:28,852 Okay, I am gonna go walk in the water now. 652 00:26:28,854 --> 00:26:32,556 Yeah, it's a good day. 653 00:26:34,025 --> 00:26:37,194 Pam, that was amazing. 654 00:26:37,196 --> 00:26:39,530 But I am still looking for someone 655 00:26:39,532 --> 00:26:41,298 with a sales background. 656 00:27:11,697 --> 00:27:15,766 Wilmaaaaaaaaaa! 657 00:27:15,768 --> 00:27:16,934 Nice. 657 00:27:17,305 --> 00:28:17,730 Please rate this subtitle at www.osdb.link/y8b9 Help other users to choose the best subtitles