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W.B. Jones is renovating their offices
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and their cruise are taking up some of
the parking spaces we used to get.
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So we had to park
at a satellite parking lot over there.
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Which just means we get to see more
of our lovely street.
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Tell them what we saw today, Jim.
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Oh, today we saw a junkyard dog
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attacking the bones
of a rotisserie chicken.
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Nature.
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I've been here 9 years, and suddenly
I'm supposed to park half a mile away.
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I lost a penny out of my loafers, Oscar.
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I will quit.
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As God is my witness, I will quit...
if this is not fixed.
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Some of us like the walk
more than others.
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It hurts like hell.
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Transcript: SwSub
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Episode 4x10
"CHAIR MODEL" (1.00)
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Did you pick a new chair?
It's been a while.
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Pam,
when I first opened this catalog,
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I thought I was just going
to be picking out a chair.
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But instead you found something to
distract you from picking out a chair.
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Michael started the process of selecting
a new chair about three weeks ago.
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And normally I wouldn't care
but he promised me his old one.
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It's way better.
It's one of these:
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I really want it.
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- Have you ever seen this woman?
- Her?
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The one in the really great mesh,
black, hi-back swivel chair?
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Look at her smile.
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It's the eyes. Look at her eyes.
She's got...
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I don't know what it is exactly.
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She dresses like a professional,
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and yet you know
there is a side of her
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that could just curl up on a couch.
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Or in a great chair.
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Yeah, maybe, but...
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Remember after my dinner party when
I said that I was swearing off women?
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I definitely remember your dinner party.
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I think what I meant was that I am
completely swearing off one woman:
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Jan.
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I think that fate
put this catalog in my hands.
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Actually, I put the catalog in your hand
'cause you have to pick out a new chair.
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What is it like being single?
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I... like it.
I like...
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starting each day
with a sense of possibility.
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And I'm optimistic,
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because every day
I get a little more desperate
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and desperate situations
yield the quickest results.
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Ladies and gentlemen, would you please
open your supply catalogs
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and kindly turn to page 85?
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- Yo, is this his new chair?
- No, he hasn't picked one yet.
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When Pam gets Michael's old chair,
I get Pam's old chair.
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Then I'll have two chairs.
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Only one to go.
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I am ready to start dating again.
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Getting back on the market.
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So...
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FYI, for those of you
who're thinking about fixing me up,
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with any of your friends,
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use the woman on page 85
as a template.
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That will be all.
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I left my cell phone in my car.
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Call us when you get there
so we know you're okay.
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Listen, man...
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I am completely over Jan.
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So...
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would you set me up?
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If I had somebody
to set you up with, Michael,
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then I'd take her for myself.
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- I thought you were engaged.
- Nope.
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Stacy broke up with me.
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What?
God, that's terrible, man.
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She's crazy.
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Um, are you still on good terms
with any of her friends?
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Not anymore.
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It's a bitter situation.
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Yeah...
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She's...
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You don't deserve her.
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All right.
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Hello, Oscar Meyer weiner lover.
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I bet that you have
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a bunch of very liberal
girl-type friends
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who trust you implicitly
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because they know you'd never touch 'em
'cause of your condition.
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- Michael?
- What?
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I have a friend who's single.
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Sandy.
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She's gorgeous
and she's got a feisty personality too.
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Feisty...
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So she's not jolly or sassy?
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Not like a jolly, sassy opera singer?
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No,
she's a professional softball player.
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- Catcher or in field?
- I don't know, Michael.
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Is she a dress-wearer
or a pants-wearer?
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Could we share a rowboat?
Could a rowboat support her?
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What are you asking?
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I think I'm being very clear
what I'm asking.
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Would an average-sized rowboat
support her without capsizing?
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It bothers me that you're
not answering the question.
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No, all right?
She can't fit in a rowboat.
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Damn it! I knew it!
I knew it, Phyllis!
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What is wrong with these people?
I would do anything for them,
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and they're just
hanging me out to dry.
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Dating shouldn't be hard
for somebody like me
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but it is, and you know why?
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Because nobody here
is willing to help me.
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Nothing would ever get done
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in this office without
a formal request, would it?
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Well fine, here goes.
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- I don't think that...
- Now okay,
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I know that this
is probably not appropriate.
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But I need help.
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Because I want to play ball
with my kids
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before I get too old.
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And before that happens,
I need to get laid.
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And before that happens,
I need to be in love.
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And I don't wanna hear,
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"I don't know, I can't help, na na na."
No, no, I am a catch,
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and I am not going
to be the one who got away.
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So this is what we're going to do.
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Dwight is going to hand out index cards,
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and I want you all
to write down the name
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of an eligible woman for me to date
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by the end of the day.
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No, by the end of the hour,
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or you are fired.
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Write legibly, people.
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Because of the construction
at W.B. Jones,
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half of us have to park
in the satellite lot.
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- It's, like, a 10 minute walk.
- No, 30.
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Look, I have an assigned
parking place in front, so...
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All right, all right.
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Let me try to think about
what it would be like to not have one.
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Okay, yes, that would be bad.
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- That would be bad.
- Okay, so...
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- help us out.
- Wish I could, but I can't.
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Well can, but won't.
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Should, maybe, but...
shorn't.
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Michael, please...
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What part of shorn't
don't you understand, Kevin?
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Look, I could
probably handle it, yes, but...
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I think it would be a good exercise
for you to do it yourselves.
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- We won't let you down.
- You can't because I don't care.
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Don't forget
to fill out those cards.
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My love cards.
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There's nobody I hate enough
to write her name on this card.
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Well, I'm setting Michael up
with my fat friend anyway.
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He can just deal with it.
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- Who are you putting down?
- Oh, you don't know her.
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- Who is it?
- Your mom.
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Yeah, whatever.
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Give that to me!
Give that to...
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Okay, "Wendy"...
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Hot and juicy redhead.
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Let's give this a try.
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Wendy's.
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Hello, Wendy.
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This is Kevin's friend Michael.
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This isn't Wendy.
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Sorry.
Could you put her on, please?
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Dude, this is a Wendy's restaurant.
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Damnit, Kevin.
Okay...
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Could I just have a frosty
and a baked potato, please?
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You've to come here to order food.
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I'll send somebody to pick it up,
just have it ready.
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It's ready now.
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Well, put it aside.
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- I've collected the rest of the ladies.
- Good, good.
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Because this batch was awful.
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- This one says "chair model."
- I wrote that.
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Michael,
you shouldn't have to settle.
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This is my pledge to you.
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I will find her,
and I will bring her to you.
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And as God is my witness,
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she shall bear your fruit.
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That sounds good.
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Go get her.
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Wait!
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First go to Wendy's, get my food,
come back, and then go.
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That is fantastic.
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Thank you, thank you very much.
This is just what I needed.
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The furniture company gave me
the name of the advertising agency.
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They gave me the name
of the photographer.
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The photographer, a spaniard,
used a Wilkes-Barre modeling agency.
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The agency gave me
the following information:
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Debrah Shoshlefski,
142 South Windsor Lane.
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Dead, car accident.
Case closed.
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She's dead?
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She's so young.
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She was so young
and now, she's dead.
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As dead as every dead animal
who has ever died.
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God.
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Why don't you sit down, Michael?
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Come on.
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There we go.
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Michael, you didn't even know her.
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Try not to be so hurtful, Jim.
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- Jim, how dare you?
- Not at time like this.
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Okay, Michael, you know what?
I might have someone for you.
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Oh, really? What's her name?
Burgerking?
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No, I mean it.
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She's really nice and sweet and...
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you guys might actually get along.
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I don't think I'm ready...
Is she hot?
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I'm setting Michael up
with my landlady.
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She's really sweet and...
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Whatever, I just can't
take Michael like this.
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No question about it,
I am ready to get hurt again.
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We need to assemble
the five families.
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- No, not the five families.
- We have to!
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The five families are the five companies
of Scranton business park.
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The bosses rarely meet.
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There's Michael Scott,
regional manager, Dunder Mifflin.
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Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration.
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Paul Faust
of Disaster Kits Limited.
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They call him "Cool Guy Paul".
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W.B. Jones
of W.B. Jones heating and air.
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Grade a badass.
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And Bill Cress
of Cress Tool and Die.
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Bill Cress is super old
and really mean.
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Kevin, I don't have
time for this right now.
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I'm trying to get a date
with Pam's hot friend.
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And she needs to meet me right now.
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I'm calling the meeting anyway.
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Thank you very much.
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Our suspect
has straight brown hair.
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She is wearing blue jeans
and a black top.
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So...
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behold our bachelorette.
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Give her a 10 for her looks and
a 3 for her ability to describe herself.
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Hello, my lady.
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Are you Michael Scott?
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Is who a Michael what?
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I'm sorry. I'm supposed to be meeting
someone named Michael.
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That's not...
Yeah, I'm not...
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Michael?
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Large hot chocolate with caramel
and a shot of peppermint.
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So you...
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get the rent checks
every month and...
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What happens next?
What...
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You're asking me what I...
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do with the checks
that people write to me?
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Just making conversation.
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Why is it so hard to meet people?
I... You know, it's...
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All I want
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is somebody nice,
and sweet,
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and someone I can talk to
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and share an experience with,
you know?
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Why is it so hard
for people like us?
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I don't know.
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You wanna see what I walked out on?
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This is going to blow your mind.
Look at that!
252
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- She's beautiful.
- Yeah.
253
00:13:08,163 --> 00:13:11,292
And you can't see her whole body,
down here, she has a boob job.
254
00:13:11,801 --> 00:13:12,830
Just...
255
00:13:13,381 --> 00:13:17,508
She was just crazy smart
and really manipulative and...
256
00:13:18,287 --> 00:13:19,300
I don't know.
257
00:13:19,461 --> 00:13:21,137
Michael?
Hello...
258
00:13:25,116 --> 00:13:26,600
Well, I'm gonna head out.
259
00:13:28,785 --> 00:13:29,679
Well...
260
00:13:30,715 --> 00:13:32,564
I enjoyed this conversation.
261
00:13:33,583 --> 00:13:35,001
It was very nice.
262
00:13:35,979 --> 00:13:37,429
It was like talking to...
263
00:13:37,746 --> 00:13:40,320
the sweet, old lady on the bus.
264
00:13:43,915 --> 00:13:45,326
That's incredibly rude.
265
00:13:46,063 --> 00:13:47,472
Now you ruined it.
266
00:13:49,471 --> 00:13:50,651
Where's Scott?
267
00:13:50,994 --> 00:13:54,478
Michael Scott could not make it today
due to an unforeseen prior engagement.
268
00:13:54,598 --> 00:13:57,322
- Let's just meet back in an hour.
- Gentlemen, please.
269
00:13:59,398 --> 00:14:00,993
We called this meeting.
270
00:14:02,136 --> 00:14:03,448
Andrew Bernard...
271
00:14:04,478 --> 00:14:08,489
is the name of me, and this is
my associate, Mr. Kevin Malone.
272
00:14:08,609 --> 00:14:09,643
I have things.
273
00:14:10,356 --> 00:14:11,822
All right, what do you want?
274
00:14:12,325 --> 00:14:16,587
Well, first of all, I'd just like to say
what an honor it is to be sitting here
275
00:14:16,810 --> 00:14:18,359
- with you...
- You've 10 seconds.
276
00:14:18,520 --> 00:14:20,499
We want our parking spaces back.
277
00:14:20,892 --> 00:14:24,598
- Whose parking spaces?
- W.B. Jones's construction guys
278
00:14:24,718 --> 00:14:27,119
park in our parking spaces
every morning,
279
00:14:27,289 --> 00:14:30,220
and some people
have to park really far away
280
00:14:30,340 --> 00:14:32,285
and walk all the way to the office.
281
00:14:32,405 --> 00:14:35,794
And some people...
sweat too much for comfort and...
282
00:14:35,955 --> 00:14:36,867
My God.
283
00:14:36,990 --> 00:14:40,269
I don't have time for this, guys.
Just give 'em back their spaces.
284
00:14:41,060 --> 00:14:43,260
- Okay.
- We good? Okay.
285
00:14:44,121 --> 00:14:45,596
Could've done this over email.
286
00:14:50,168 --> 00:14:52,292
After Stacy left, things...
287
00:14:53,385 --> 00:14:55,235
did not go well for a while.
288
00:14:55,640 --> 00:14:57,627
And it was hard to see...
289
00:15:01,204 --> 00:15:02,927
It's just nice to win one.
290
00:15:07,092 --> 00:15:09,953
Margaret the landlady? Really, Pam?
Is that what you think of me?
291
00:15:10,409 --> 00:15:13,957
She's sweet and... cute.
I thought you would get along.
292
00:15:14,118 --> 00:15:17,273
Oh, okay. Well,
I'm looking for a passionate affair,
293
00:15:17,393 --> 00:15:18,917
not companionship.
294
00:15:19,218 --> 00:15:21,699
I'm a man of intensity.
295
00:15:21,819 --> 00:15:25,490
Of... of cool, and youth,
296
00:15:25,926 --> 00:15:27,638
and...
and passionately.
297
00:15:27,887 --> 00:15:28,688
God...
298
00:15:35,367 --> 00:15:36,997
- Margaret?
- I know...
299
00:15:37,526 --> 00:15:40,223
You just got yourself
kicked out of your apartment.
300
00:15:41,134 --> 00:15:43,691
Oh, I don't care. I don't really like
that place that much anyway.
301
00:15:43,811 --> 00:15:45,990
- I'll just move.
- Oh, really?
302
00:15:46,263 --> 00:15:48,567
Who's gonna take you in?
You're messy.
303
00:15:48,834 --> 00:15:50,702
You're a klutz,
you spill everything.
304
00:15:51,143 --> 00:15:54,497
And you leave the volume on the TV
way too loud.
305
00:15:54,961 --> 00:15:55,931
Yeah.
306
00:15:56,374 --> 00:15:59,460
Maybe I'll move in with my boyfriend
'cause he's kind of a slob too.
307
00:15:59,969 --> 00:16:00,969
Okay. Sure.
308
00:16:01,874 --> 00:16:02,840
Let's do it.
309
00:16:04,787 --> 00:16:07,497
No, I...
Well, I'm not gonna... I'm...
310
00:16:08,083 --> 00:16:10,743
I'm not gonna move in
with anyone unless I'm engaged.
311
00:16:12,676 --> 00:16:14,461
Have I not proposed you yet?
312
00:16:15,026 --> 00:16:16,185
I don't... No.
313
00:16:18,001 --> 00:16:19,846
Well, that's comin'.
314
00:16:21,097 --> 00:16:22,334
Oh, right now?
315
00:16:22,692 --> 00:16:25,982
No. I'm not gonna do it right here.
That would be rather lame.
316
00:16:26,540 --> 00:16:28,041
Okay, so then when?
317
00:16:28,678 --> 00:16:31,535
I'm not gonna tell you. I hate to break
it to you, but that's not how it works.
318
00:16:31,695 --> 00:16:33,367
Oh, right. Yeah.
319
00:16:34,031 --> 00:16:35,331
Wait, I'm serious.
320
00:16:35,763 --> 00:16:37,152
- It's happening.
- Okay.
321
00:16:37,272 --> 00:16:40,985
And when it happens,
it's going to kick your ass, Beesly.
322
00:16:42,024 --> 00:16:44,423
So...
Stay sharp.
323
00:16:44,840 --> 00:16:46,252
I've been warned.
324
00:16:50,024 --> 00:16:51,469
I am not kidding.
325
00:16:57,797 --> 00:17:00,147
Got it a week after we started dating.
326
00:17:01,926 --> 00:17:03,276
I don't know, man.
327
00:17:03,570 --> 00:17:05,637
I was with Jan for so long...
328
00:17:07,003 --> 00:17:09,520
I was excited
about meeting somebody new.
329
00:17:10,370 --> 00:17:12,020
Put my heart out there.
330
00:17:16,306 --> 00:17:17,829
You know what you need?
331
00:17:19,257 --> 00:17:20,257
Closure.
332
00:17:21,386 --> 00:17:22,536
You're right.
333
00:17:24,459 --> 00:17:25,910
What do you mean though?
334
00:17:26,956 --> 00:17:30,087
There was a woman in your life
who affected you very deeply,
335
00:17:30,207 --> 00:17:32,377
and she left
before you could say good-bye.
336
00:17:33,462 --> 00:17:35,612
I think you need to say good-bye.
337
00:17:38,907 --> 00:17:39,910
Come on.
338
00:17:40,116 --> 00:17:41,119
I'll drive.
339
00:17:42,363 --> 00:17:43,614
- We did it!
- I did it.
340
00:17:43,734 --> 00:17:45,567
We got our spaces back.
341
00:17:48,305 --> 00:17:49,613
Nice job.
342
00:17:49,773 --> 00:17:50,796
- Nice.
- Yeah.
343
00:17:50,916 --> 00:17:52,746
There it is.
You're welcome.
344
00:17:53,754 --> 00:17:55,994
Did I do this for me?
No.
345
00:17:56,444 --> 00:17:58,596
I did this for the little guy.
346
00:17:59,069 --> 00:18:00,432
For Joe six-pack,
347
00:18:00,691 --> 00:18:03,517
the guy who wakes up every morning
in his $400 a month appartment,
348
00:18:03,637 --> 00:18:06,707
wonders how he's gonna pay
his mortgage this month.
349
00:18:07,099 --> 00:18:09,867
Wonders how he's gonna fill
his car up with oil.
350
00:18:10,210 --> 00:18:13,804
Wonders how am I going to pay
my kids' orphanage bills?
351
00:18:14,077 --> 00:18:15,077
That guy...
352
00:18:16,564 --> 00:18:19,518
shouldn't have to wonder
where he's gonna park.
353
00:18:36,752 --> 00:18:38,006
How did she die?
354
00:18:40,407 --> 00:18:42,581
I guess you could say
she died of...
355
00:18:44,054 --> 00:18:46,221
blunt force trauma and blood loss.
356
00:18:46,839 --> 00:18:49,813
She got in a car accident and ploughed
into the sight of an airplane hangar.
357
00:18:49,933 --> 00:18:51,189
- God...
- Yeah.
358
00:18:51,620 --> 00:18:53,070
She was so innocent.
359
00:18:53,433 --> 00:18:55,099
She was stoned apparently.
360
00:18:57,388 --> 00:18:58,866
You know, I used to think that...
361
00:18:58,986 --> 00:19:02,239
I had this perfect person
out there waiting for me.
362
00:19:02,359 --> 00:19:04,761
But now I know that that's just silly.
363
00:19:05,575 --> 00:19:07,025
Because she's dead.
364
00:19:08,947 --> 00:19:10,206
What do you do?
365
00:19:11,832 --> 00:19:14,218
You wait till next year's
chair catalogue comes out
366
00:19:14,338 --> 00:19:16,405
and find someone who's still alive.
367
00:19:17,306 --> 00:19:18,908
- You move on.
- Yeah.
368
00:19:19,620 --> 00:19:21,353
Where do you wanna go for dinner?
369
00:19:21,473 --> 00:19:24,554
I don't know. I kinda hate
all our regular places right now.
370
00:19:27,264 --> 00:19:28,545
You know what?
That one...
371
00:19:31,553 --> 00:19:32,610
Hey, Pam.
372
00:19:34,885 --> 00:19:37,929
Will you wait for me one second
while I tie my shoe?
373
00:19:39,622 --> 00:19:41,307
- I hate you.
- What?
374
00:19:41,469 --> 00:19:44,040
My shoe is untied.
What is your problem?
375
00:19:44,879 --> 00:19:46,510
Oh, my god!
You thought I...
376
00:19:47,429 --> 00:19:50,609
- No, no, no.
- How could I have thought that?
377
00:19:57,598 --> 00:20:02,454
Bye, bye, miss chairmodel lady
378
00:20:03,675 --> 00:20:06,977
I dreamt that we were married
379
00:20:07,097 --> 00:20:09,857
and you treated me nice
380
00:20:10,516 --> 00:20:13,272
We had lots of kids
381
00:20:14,308 --> 00:20:17,592
Drinking whiskey and rye
382
00:20:18,023 --> 00:20:21,849
Why d'you have to go off and die?
383
00:20:23,523 --> 00:20:28,179
Why d'you have to go off and die?
384
00:20:31,060 --> 00:20:34,444
You believe in rock'n roll?
385
00:20:34,604 --> 00:20:38,018
Can music save your mortal soul?
386
00:20:38,138 --> 00:20:40,735
And then, can you have to dance
387
00:20:40,855 --> 00:20:44,289
real slow?
388
00:20:44,409 --> 00:20:47,757
Well, I know
that you're in love with him
389
00:20:47,877 --> 00:20:51,366
'Cause I saw you dancin' in the gym
390
00:20:51,486 --> 00:20:54,083
- Kicked off both her shoes
- Turned off her shoes
391
00:20:54,203 --> 00:20:58,361
- No more rhythm and blues!
- No verdict was returned!
392
00:20:58,766 --> 00:21:00,407
Rhythm and blues.
393
00:21:01,733 --> 00:21:07,728
This will be the day that I die
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00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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