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wow, you guys look amazing.
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Stanley, I thought you hated halloween.
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shh, he wears that so he can sleep at his desk.
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who are you?
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oh, I’m carrie bradshaw fromsex and the city.
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I like your shoes.
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thank you.
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will you help walk me to the fax machine?
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sure.
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I got her, I g I can help you.
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you look amazing.
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inappropriate.
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thank you.
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who are you, larry king?
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gordon gekko.
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oh, from the insurance commercials.
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yeah.
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awesome.
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let's put a smile on that face.
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damn it, Creed!
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I’ve been up since 4:00!
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sweet 'stume, dude.
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who are you supposed to be?
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Dave.
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cool.
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you are.
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a cat.
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we were looking for kitten.
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oh, hang on one second.
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Jim Halpert.
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hey.
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hey, New York.
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Happy Halloween.
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Thanks.
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my costume's getting a lot of attention.
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so apparently no one dresses up for halloween here.
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I wish I had known that before I used grease paint for my moustache.
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and I can't even take off my hat because then I’m Hitler.
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Wanna see a magic trick?
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I’m gonna make a pencil disa--
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disappear.
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The Office
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Season 5 - Episode 6
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Employee Transfer
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okay, I think we are set.
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we have puzzles, string for cat's cradles.
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burned this last night.
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a little road trip cd.
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puppets.
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look at all this stuff.
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it's only seven urs.
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when corporate found out that we were dating,
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they decided they were gonna transfer Holly back to her old branch in nashua,
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new hampshire.
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Michael's taking a personal day to move me up.
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road trip!
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right?
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breaker one-nine, copy.
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oh, uh, copy that, breaker.
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those duke boys are at it again.
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hey!
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do not touch my radio.
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we're not.
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kidding.
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we're not doing anything.
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it's been a weird week since we found out I had to transfer.
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Michael wanted me to quit and get some job here in scranton,
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and I said, "well, why don't you quit and get some job in nashua?"
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and he said, "I asked you first. "
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and I said "first" at the same time he did.
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and then I said "jinx. "
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and then we never talked about it again,
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and haven't been back to the conversation, so.
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all right, everybody, I am out of here.
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Jim, you are in charge.
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oh, i'll walk you out.
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ah, you are quite the gentleman.
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you can let people go a couple minutes early if you want.
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all right, we'll see.
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no.
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I am off to New York.
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my brother pete from boston and my brother tom from new jersey are taking Pam
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and I out for lunch to celebrate the engagement.
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or maybe to beat me up.
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I can never tell with those two.
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good morning, temp.
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good morning.
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good morning, dwight.
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thought i'd go casual today.
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good morning, everyone.
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good morning.
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hello.
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how you doin'?
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how are you, Phyllis?
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good.
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that's funny.
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take that sweatshirt off!
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hey, buddy.
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Andy.
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remember when I jokingly yelled at you to take your sweatshirt off?
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totally joking.
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but you should know those colors are sacred.
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not that I care.
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but if you're not a cornell man, mm-hmm.
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you probably shouldn't wear them.
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no, I get it.
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I totally understand.
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and I just want to assure you that I mean no disrespect.
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you see, I’m applying.
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come on, you think you could get into cornell?
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well, if someone who barely out-sells Phyllis can get in, I should be fine.
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I’m sitting right here, dwight.
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I meant that as a compliment to you, Phyllis, as well as a slight to Andy.
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cornell is a good school.
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and I want to better myself through higher education.
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if it makes Andy angry, so be it.
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I have to unpack this weekend, but maybe next weekend we go to the outlets!
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cool.
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mike, you driving every weekend?
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we're gonna switch back and forth, the driving.
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sometimes we'll just meet in the middle.
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it'll be fun.
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wait a sec.
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oh, I love this song.
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life is a highway I wanna ride it all night long
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if you're going my way I wanna drive you all night long
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ooh ooh ooh ooh if you're going my way
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hey ther e.
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ce so, uh, how do you think we're gonna do against penn this year?
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nathan ford's arm looks pretty strong.
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well, he's had a pretty good season so far-- mm-hmm.
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stop saying "we. "
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you did not go to cornell.
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okay, you're just doing this to screw with me.
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not so.
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cornell is an excellent school.
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without its agricultural program, we probably wouldn't have cabbage.
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at least not modern cabbage.
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I know it's an excellent school, dwight.
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I went there.
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my blood runs big red.
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someday we'll both get together in comstock hall and just laugh about all of this.
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hey.
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hey, future baby sis!
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how are you, tom?
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- nice to see you. - I’m good.
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I asked tom and pete to come early so we could play a prank on Jim at lunch.
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pretty awesome, right?
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I think they're into the idea.
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they're probably thinking, "that Pam beesly,
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"she's the coolest sister-in-law on the planet.
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she's the best. "
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the absolute best.
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okay, so, here's what I’m thinking.
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I’m gonna say that before ceramics class I took off my ring.
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and then when I changed back out of my smock,
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it wasn't in my pocket anymore, and I lost it.
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that's perfect.
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you know what'd be even more hilarious?
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remember that thing we did when Jim was in high school with his girlfriend?
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right!
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that would be hilarious.
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yeah, we should totally dog her about being an artist, never making any money.
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that is awesome.
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like she basically has a hobby for a job.
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oh, yeah.
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so, not the ring, then?
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the-- the-- not doing the ring, then.
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I think this is better.
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- the other thing would get Jim. -this is nice.
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it's fun.
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okay, okay.
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oh, he hates it when we pick on his girlfriends.
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okay.
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they came up with that idea really fast.
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this trip is longer than I thought.
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yeah, it did look shorter-- aah!
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I was having a nightmare.
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you were sleeping?
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you were talking bore.
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was i?
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really?
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was I saying anything interesting?
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not really.
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all right, what's the scoop?
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how far?
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four hours.
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almost halfway there.
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we're only halfway?
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halfway!
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okay, you know what I want to do?
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I want to pull over and find a little bed
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and breakst for when we meet in the middle.
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emphasis on the bed.
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and the breakfast.
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next exit isn't for five miles.
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let's check there.
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hey, guys.
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hey, how are ya?
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good to see you.
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nice to see yo again, Pam.
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Pam, I haven't seen you in so, so long.
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all right.
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so now we can sit.
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and get comfortable.
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there's nothing out here, man.
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yeah.
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I don't know. I just.
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imagined a hotel right here.
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a pool over here.
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little breakfast place.
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with really good bacon.
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just--
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here we go.
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fourth time's a charm.
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life's like a road where you just.
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it's one thing here and the next day back sometimes you deal with it
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then you don't sometimes you do what you want it's out there. . .
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are you crying?
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no.
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allergies?
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no.
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d darryl touch you?
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what?
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no, darryl did not touch me.
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can we just keep going, please?
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what's the matter?
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oh, it's not gonna work.
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sure it is.
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- there's too much distance. - oh, no, no, no.
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it's gonna work.
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it'll be fine.
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Michael, we've only been dating each other for a few weeks.
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listen to me.
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- I like you so much.
- I like you too.
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and I’ve dated almost four women last--
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I’ve dated four guys last year too.
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not la-- no.
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in, like, the last ten years.
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I’ve dated almost four women.
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and you are so far above them it is stupid.
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oh, Michael, don't.
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don't.
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don't make it harder than it has to be.
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that's what she said.
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lly thinks that this relationship is over.
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well, you know what, I am not gonna give up that easy.
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I’m going to make this way harder than it needs to be.
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take that down.
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- excuse m - take.
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that down!
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you know, I once dated a couple guys from cornell.
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the were really nice.
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they gave me a ride home.
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I seriously doubt that anyone from cornell dated you.
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it's pronounced "colonel. "
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it's the highest rank in the military.
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it's pronouncedcornell!
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it's the highest rank in the ivy league.
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Andy, let's just talk about this man to man after work.
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fine.
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yeah, good.
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- what do you say?
- okay?
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can we-- good.
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that's big red bear!
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that's a bobble big red bear!
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god!
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if you leave on friday by 5:00, you'll be rolling in at midnight at best.
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and then sleep in saturday.
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that only leaves us less than 24 hours before you have to go back again.
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okayokay.
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I will talk to you on the bluetooth the entire trip.
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so we're talking constantly all the way.
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i'll tell you everything that I see.
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everything that I pass by.
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things that I witness on the road.
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well-- maybe i'll see an accident one weekend.
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how long could we keep that up?
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years.
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year yeah.
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years of just a few hours every weekend?
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here's my wish.
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I want you to meet a great guy, and I want you to be happy.
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thank you.
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my wish has come true, incidentally.
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because you've met me and you are happy.
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clever, mike.
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so, Pam, how much money does an artist make e office after they leave art school?
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yeah, not a lot of money in the arts, right?
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that's not really true.
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there's a lot of things you can do with an art degree, actually.
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maybe Pam should pay the check by drawing a picture on this napkin.
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wow, that's-- that's a little rude.
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what's your deal?
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hey, jushaving fun, Jimmy.
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yeah.
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right, Pam?
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yep.
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you know what, I think we're a great couple.
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I think we are a classic couple.
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I think we're like romeo and juliet.
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I think we go together so wel we're like peanut butter and jelly.
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don't you think?
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- I do. I think so. - well then, don't do it.
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please don't do this.
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hey, what's up?
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I just thought i'd try you.
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I’m thinking about that story where you ran into the girl you used to babysit.
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I don't know what I’m gonna do!
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please call me back.
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I’m not gonna be okay.
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- please. - you will.
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no, I won't.
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I’m not strong.
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i'll go back to Jan, and I hate Jan.
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oh, god!
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you might be inter what?
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dwight.
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Andy, I’ve been meaning to ask you, which a cappella group should I join?
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the harmoniacs or the do-re-migos?
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assuming you had the voice to be in any of them, it's irrelevant.
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because I called admissions,
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and it looks like I will be conducting your university interview.
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that's a conflict of interest.
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yeah. big one.
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so should I not let you in now,
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or do you want to do the interview,
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and then I won't let you in?
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interview.
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excellent.
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when the hourglass strikes 3:00,
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then in the room whence employees confer.
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- what?
- the conferce room.
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okay.
335
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who are your role models?
336
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if I had to put dwight's chances into a percentage, I would say he has none-percent chance.
337
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so.
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dane cook.
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jack bauer.
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and elI whitney.
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you're doing great.
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life is a highway I wanna ride it all night--
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this is my niece, vanessa.
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she's a trumpeter.
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and. look at her.
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cute.
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that must be really fun for you and marcy, huh?
348
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yep. she only knows how to play when the saints go marching in.
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I love that one.
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yeah, but.
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she doesn't think she's gonna be, like, a career musician, right?
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here we go again.
353
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what is your deal today?
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I’m just saying, how many famous trumpeters can you name, besides louis armstrong?
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miles davis.
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- one.
- chet something.
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half.
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the point is, Pam, that there are jobs.
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dizzy gillespie.
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also good.
361
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and there are hobbies.
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I love baseball more than anything,
363
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but you don't see me trying to get on the mets.
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you don't.
365
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pete, you couldn't make the mets.
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she's at pratt.
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you play jv baseball.
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will you lighten up a little bit?
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I’m just calling it like I see it.
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I don't know if I’m going to make any money with art.
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Pam, don't worry about it.
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I mean, its a very competitive field.
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but I have a professor who says that I have a lot of promise.
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and if I don't try now, I never will, so.
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guys, what is going on?
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we pranked you.
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it was Pam's idea.
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Pam was the mastermind.
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got you.
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that was killer.
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I was so close to blowing it.
382
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let's see how well you know your big red history.
383
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bring it who was cornell's eighth president?
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dale raymond corson.
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mm, I’m sorry, that's incorrect.
386
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cornell's seventh president was, in fact, james a. perkins.
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comprehension skills sub-par.
388
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hmm, interviewing skills.
389
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sub-par.
390
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what are you writing?
391
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you can't even give cornell your full attention.
392
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on the contrary, I’m helping cornell by evaluating their interviewers.
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nobody wants that.
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to happen.
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well, when they get my evaluation, we'll see if they're interested.
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applicant is attempting to blackmail interviewer, showing low moral character.
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interviewer is threatening applicant with an arbitrary review process.
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applicant is wasting everyone's time with stupid and inane accusations.
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interviewer has suspect motives.
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applicant has a head shaped like a trapezoid.
401
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interviewer has turned off applicant's interest in cornell,
402
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and they are going to go to the vastly superior dartmouth.
403
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ever heard of it?
404
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I think I have everything I need.
405
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I think I have everything ineed.
406
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you will be hearing from the cornell application department.
407
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you will not be pleased.
408
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Andyouwill not be pleased with the result.
409
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and your affiliation th cornell will end completely!
410
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will end completely.
411
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that is all, sir.
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you may go.
413
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there's another dolly in the truck, mike.
414
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you could take more than that lamp.
415
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for the record, I wanted to go another direction.
416
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which was way better.
417
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well, i'll be the judge of that.
418
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what do you got?
419
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okay, I lost my engagement ring in ceramics class.
420
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left it in my smock.
421
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I had this whole thing where I go back to class, wrongly accuse another girl.
422
00:17:37,240 --> 00:17:39,830
look, I even used makeup to put a ring around my finger.
423
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you can hardly see it. it's very subtle.
424
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that is good.
425
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thank you.
426
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truthfully, anything would have been bett than that prank.
427
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text message from my brother.
428
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"Pam cool.
429
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welcome to the family. "
430
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hey, how 'bout at thanksgiving we prank tom about being bald?
431
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this is the last of it.
432
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oh, that's mine, actually.
433
00:18:01,110 --> 00:18:02,810
um, maybe put it back in the truck.
434
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you're not staying?
435
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you know, I have some things I need to do this weekend.
436
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I just rembered.
437
00:18:10,060 --> 00:18:11,040
so i'll just ride back with you.
438
00:18:11,380 --> 00:18:12,740
but you want me to put it back in the truck.
439
00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:14,040
i'll be down in just a second.
440
00:18:16,610 --> 00:18:18,320
Holly?
441
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so, um.
442
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I think I’m gonna go back with darryl.
443
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okay.
444
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bye.
445
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okay, bye.
446
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the office I know it's hard, mike.
447
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breakups hurt.
448
00:19:10,670 --> 00:19:12,590
we didn't break up.
449
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looked like it.
450
00:19:18,850 --> 00:19:24,860
sometimes when I’m down like this, it helps to sing the blues.
451
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okay.
452
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that's a really pretty song.
453
00:19:36,570 --> 00:19:37,590
no, no, check it out.
454
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look.
455
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wanna do that?
456
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okay.
457
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that's when you hit me with what's getting you down. all right?
458
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all right.
459
00:19:52,290 --> 00:19:53,930
no, wait, you--
460
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you supposed to-- never mind.
461
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yes!
462
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yeah!
463
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I thought i'd come in casual today.
464
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man, I’m hungry.
465
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anyone else feel like a beet?
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where did you get those?
467
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what, these?
468
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bernard farms.
469
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best beets in the state.
470
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I see what you are doing.
471
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but I do not know where you are going with this.
472
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well, you will.
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as soon as you visit my new beet farm.
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you're supposed to cook these, aren't you?
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