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Hey??Sports.
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I heard someone got engaged.You dog!
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Ah!God??
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Oh.. Nothing can hurt you now.
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You are a man in love!
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I was there and that dudes are not engaged.
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I'm not a big believer in therapy but
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???
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Big idea
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Double wedding,me Angela,you and Holly
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No. We would never do that.
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And we did it would be with Jim and Pam.
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Yeah. We would never do that.
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Yeah,so there you go
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Michael. I got my bridesmaids dress.
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Oh,wow.So quickly
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Yeah and you said I could get it in any color I wanted,
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so I picked white
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Oh. Michael did you tell your mom yet?
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No
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- No,Not yet
- Why not, why not?
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- Wouldn't tell???
- What???
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- You love??
- I do
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- Call your mom...
- She should be the first????
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Yeah???
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I'll call???
- let's??
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Call her!Call her!Call her!
I don't want
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Call her!Call her!Call her!
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All right. I'll call her.
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She is going to freak out
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- Speakerphone
- Not...
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Hello
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Mom. I'm getting married.
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No, you're not...
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Why do you always do that?
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Whenever I'm getting married,
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you don't believe me.
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Are you getting married?
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No
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- Are you...?
- I'm not
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I'm not getting married
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Psych
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www.1000fr.Com presents
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Capture:FRM@·ëε
Sync:FRS@Dwight
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The office
Season5 Episode06
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So I returned
my bridesmaid dress,
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And it was on sale,
So I'm out $100.
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And i'm out a fiancee.
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- Those are customer surveys?
- Yeah.
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Um, this is all of them.
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Jim, Dwight, Phyllis,
Stanley, Andy...
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And, oh...
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Oh, it's the receipt
to my bridesmaid dress.
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What's that doing there?
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I'll take care of
that for you.
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Thanks.
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Kelly kapoor
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Is our dusky, exotic
customer service rep.
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And once a year
she will contact our clients
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And find out how happy they are
with our salespeople.
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Sort of a kapoor's list.
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Schindler's list parody.
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That's not appropriate.
No.
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Those reports affect
our bonuses.
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Which is kind of
great for me
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because,You wouldn't know
from looking at her,
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But pam's a gold digger.
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Hey, new york ain't free.
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Now get back to work.
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Ah.
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It's the world's
tiniest bluetooth.
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I found it in a japanese
gadget store in the village.
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I got one for jim too.
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Jim, say something.
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Testing, testing.
Hello, everybody.
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We wanted to stay
on the phone all day,
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But the company has a policy
against Eight-Hour personal calls.
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So we're not telling anyone.
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Uh,Pam,What do you want
in your coffee?
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Sprinkle of cinnamon.
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I should go.
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All righty, Dwighty,
let's see how you did.
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- Bring it on.
- Nooo...
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Sorry
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- Wow.
- What does it say?
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Dwight, your feedback
is horrible.
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That's impossible.
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A number of your clients
found your personal style
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Abrasive and distasteful?
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- I sell more paper than anyone.
- No, no, no, no, no.
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Wait, is this a joke?
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I'm getting that queasy feeling
that sometimes accompanies jokes.
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Do I look like
i am joking?
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No, but that's
sometimes part of it.
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If i were joking,
you'd be laughing.
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Do you look like
you are laughing?
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Impossible to say.
I can't see myself.
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You're not.
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Yo, tommy tuna,
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- Did you get your scores yet?
- Nope.
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I got mine.
They were really good.
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I miss him.
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You must be really proud.
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Yeah, pretty psyched.
Whoa!
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That's my mug.
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Oh...sorry.
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It was just--
It was right here.
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Right, well,
It's mine, so,
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If you could pour it out
and get another one.
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Okay.
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Or maybe i could
finish the coffee in here,
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And you can use...
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Oh, snoopy.
He's funny.
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Don't give up snoopy.
That's mine.
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That is a great mug.
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But it's not my mug.
That is my mug.
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So...give it back.
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How can you even be sure?
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It has my face on it.
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Make the face.
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No, i don't see it.
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Dude, that is my face.
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What was that?
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Wow.
That was Dwight.
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He seems upset
about something.
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Describe him exactly.
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What color mustard
is his shirt?
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Yellow or dijon?
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It is more of
a spicy brown, actually.
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What are you
mumbling about?
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How was your meeting
with michael?
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None of your business.
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Was it your scores?
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Those can't be
my scores, jim.
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- For your information...
- mm-Hmm.
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I'm being sabotaged.
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Of course.
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And i'm gonna find that person
and punish them.
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Absolutely.
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Or you could just be nice
to your customers.
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- You're an idiot.
- There's the charm.
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Jimbo, let's do this thing.
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That is me.
Wish me luck.
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- No way.
- Good luck.
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Thanks.
I didn't say anything.
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- I love you.
- I love you too.
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What do you think
i am saying to you?!
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Not talking to you.
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I've caught Jim talking to himself
several times today.
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What a loser.
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Get a friend, loser!
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Yeah, i'm looking at it
right now.
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It's really gorgeous.
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You guys do great work.
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I found the best "tentist"
on the east coast.
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He personally tented giuliani's
first and third weddings.
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And I got him.
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I got him!
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Would you be able to do
the same design,
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But with walls of gray?
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And a top that's gray too?
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Fabulous.
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Oh, come on.
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- What?
- You too?
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Did my scores drop
a little?
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Jim, they are a poopy.
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Jim?
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Jim?
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Are we even sure
that's my file?
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No.
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Yes,I am sure, Jim.
It--
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Well, there's gotta be
an explanation.
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- I agree.
- Yeah.
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So let's see what
we can find out from reading.
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"Jim halpert is smudge
and arrogant."
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I think you mean "smug."
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- Arrogance.
- Michael, i'm just trying to--
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And there's our smudgeness.
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I need a decent bonus
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Because I'm actually in the process
of buying my parents' house...
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So that they can retire.
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And if history
tells us anything,
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It's that you can't go wrong
buying a house you can't afford.
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Pam doesn't know
about the house, so...
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Fun surprise.
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Pam.
Sorry about that.
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I lost you for a second.
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So as it turns out,
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I may not have done so hot
on my customer reviews this year.
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Maybe it's because
you spent the whole year
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Flirting
with the receptionist.
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A little bit.
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Worth it.
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Here's what's going to happen.
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I am going to have
to fix you.
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Manage you two
on a more personal scale.
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A--A more micro form
of management.
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Jim, what is that called?
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- Microgement.
- Boom. Yes!
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Now, jim is going to be
the client.
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Dwight, you're going
to have to sell to him
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Without being aggressive,
hostile, or difficult.
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- Let's go.
- All right, fine.
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Bbbrrrrring.
Bbrriing.
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Hello.
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Hello,this is Dwight Schrute from
the Dunder Mifflin paper company.
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Wow, that's great
'cause i need paper.
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Excellent, then you are
in luck
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Because we are having a limited-Time
offer only on everything.
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Wow, this is
my lucky day.
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Ask him his name.
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What is your name, sir?
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I am Bill Buttlicker.
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Really?
That's your real name?
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How dare you?
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My family built this country,
by the way!
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Be respectful,Dwight.
Please
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Yes, Michael.
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Would you hold on
one second?
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- That's my other line.
- What?
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- No--But i--
- Hello.
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Yeah.
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No, i'm just on the phone
with this stupid salesman.
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He's so dumb.
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I'm probably just gonna keep him
on the line forever
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And not buy anything.
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Yeah, okay.
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It's up to you
to change his mind.
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Sorry.
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That was
a family emergency.
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Oh, no.
What's wrong?
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You know what,
that's private.
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Boundaries, dwight.
Come on!
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I'm sorry,
mr. Buttlicker.
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As i was saying,
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- we're having a limited--
- Sorry,you're gonna have to speak up
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a little bit louder.
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I'm hard of hearing.
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He's hard of--
He's an old man, let's go.
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Okay, as i was saying,
right now
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- We are having--
- You're gonna have to talk louder.
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Okay, our prices
have never been lower.
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Son, you have
to talk louder.
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- Never been lower.
- Louder, son!
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Buttlicker, our prices
have never been lower!
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- OK!Stop it!
- He--
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That is totally inappropriate.
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You never yell
at the client.
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- You never yell at the client.
- Now, you listen to me,sir.
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Here we go.
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The three words
I would describe you as
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Is aggressive, hostile,
and definitely difficult.
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- Please, mr. Buttlicker.
- I'm irate right now!
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- Give me the phone.
- Please give me another chance.
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- Give me the phone.Give me the phone.
- Mr. Buttlicker--
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I have to put you on
with my boss.
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Well,I should hope so.
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Who is this?
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Hello, this is Michael Scott,
regional manager.
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Well, this is
William m. Buttlicker.
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Hello, mr. Buttlicker.
How may we help you?
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Michael,I like the sound
of your voice.
263
00:09:13,700 --> 00:09:14,700
You know
what i'm gonna do?
264
00:09:14,800 --> 00:09:17,500
I'm gonna buy $1 million
worth of paper products today.
265
00:09:18,700 --> 00:09:19,600
Yeah!
266
00:09:19,600 --> 00:09:20,600
See how it's done?
267
00:09:20,600 --> 00:09:21,900
Thank you very much, sir.
268
00:09:21,900 --> 00:09:23,500
I don't think you'll regret it.
269
00:09:23,500 --> 00:09:24,700
- See what i did?
- You are the master.
270
00:09:24,700 --> 00:09:26,300
- There is one condition,Michael.
- Yes?
271
00:09:26,300 --> 00:09:28,800
You have to fire the salesman
that treated me so terribly.
272
00:09:28,800 --> 00:09:29,900
Don't do it,Michael.
273
00:09:31,500 --> 00:09:33,100
It's a million-Dollar sale.
274
00:09:34,500 --> 00:09:37,100
So it's called
the shangri-La tent.
275
00:09:37,100 --> 00:09:39,400
It's two stories,
heated,
276
00:09:39,500 --> 00:09:43,500
And it has a bridal suite
for my bridalal sweet.
277
00:09:44,400 --> 00:09:46,700
It's just really simple.
Really tasteful.
278
00:09:47,400 --> 00:09:49,900
I don't want to be married
in a tent like a hobo.
279
00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:52,300
Hobos live in trains.
280
00:09:52,600 --> 00:09:54,900
Nana Mimi can't be
in canvas that long.
281
00:09:54,900 --> 00:09:56,800
Well,Nana...
Mim--
282
00:09:57,900 --> 00:09:59,100
Okay, look...
283
00:09:59,700 --> 00:10:01,700
This tent is awesome.
284
00:10:02,400 --> 00:10:03,600
And it's in high demand,
285
00:10:03,600 --> 00:10:06,200
so i really think
We should put a deposit down now.
286
00:10:08,100 --> 00:10:09,300
Okay, fine.
287
00:10:09,500 --> 00:10:10,600
You can have your tent,
288
00:10:10,600 --> 00:10:12,100
But only if it's
in a field.
289
00:10:12,100 --> 00:10:13,800
A hand-Plowed field.
290
00:10:13,800 --> 00:10:15,400
Done, and done-Er.
291
00:10:15,400 --> 00:10:17,400
There has to be a barn
that's old enough
292
00:10:17,400 --> 00:10:20,200
That you can see the stars
through the roof slats
293
00:10:20,200 --> 00:10:21,800
When you lay on your back.
294
00:10:22,800 --> 00:10:25,900
And antique tools to look at
when you roll over.
295
00:10:26,400 --> 00:10:28,800
Do you have a specific place
in mind?
296
00:10:28,800 --> 00:10:29,600
No.
297
00:10:29,700 --> 00:10:32,900
But anything within a five to
eight-Mile radius is acceptable.
298
00:10:33,200 --> 00:10:34,000
On it!
299
00:10:34,500 --> 00:10:35,300
Dwight.
300
00:10:37,200 --> 00:10:37,800
Dwight
301
00:10:40,100 --> 00:10:40,700
Get in.
302
00:10:40,700 --> 00:10:42,100
- Are you serious?
- Get in!
303
00:10:49,600 --> 00:10:50,800
- Okay,what are you--
- Shh!
304
00:10:54,700 --> 00:10:56,200
- They might be listening to us.
- What's that?
305
00:10:56,200 --> 00:10:57,800
- They might be listening to us!
- Who's "they"?
306
00:10:57,800 --> 00:11:00,100
Customer service might be
monitoring this conversation.
307
00:11:00,100 --> 00:11:00,800
In this car?
308
00:11:00,800 --> 00:11:02,900
You never know.
Better safe than sorry.
309
00:11:03,400 --> 00:11:05,200
What are you thinking of?
310
00:11:05,600 --> 00:11:07,600
Who stands to benefit
from our downfall?
311
00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:09,700
The mob?
Maybe NASA.
312
00:11:09,700 --> 00:11:11,400
Could be the mob.
313
00:11:11,800 --> 00:11:14,000
But then Dunder Mifflin would need to
be a front for money laundering,
314
00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:15,600
And there's little evidence
of that.
315
00:11:15,600 --> 00:11:16,800
Is there some evidence?
316
00:11:16,800 --> 00:11:18,100
Ooh, cute shoes online.
317
00:11:18,100 --> 00:11:19,600
How many shoes
do you need?
318
00:11:19,600 --> 00:11:20,700
I don't know.
Two?
319
00:11:20,700 --> 00:11:22,300
Maybe three,
if one wears out.
320
00:11:22,400 --> 00:11:23,400
How many shoes
do you need?
321
00:11:23,400 --> 00:11:24,600
I'm not talking to you.
322
00:11:24,800 --> 00:11:25,600
Who are you talking to?
323
00:11:25,600 --> 00:11:27,900
- Pam.
- She's not here,Jim!
324
00:11:27,900 --> 00:11:29,000
No, she's not.
325
00:11:41,800 --> 00:11:42,700
Yes!
326
00:11:42,900 --> 00:11:45,100
I found it.
I found the perfect place.
327
00:11:45,100 --> 00:11:47,800
A local bed and breakfast
on a 60-Acre beet farm.
328
00:11:48,200 --> 00:11:51,100
And even better,
i have an in with the owner.
329
00:11:51,100 --> 00:11:53,000
Oh, yeah,
we work together.
330
00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:55,800
It's Dwight Schrute.
331
00:11:56,500 --> 00:11:58,400
As in schrute farms.
332
00:11:59,100 --> 00:12:00,400
So i'd like to re-Double
my order.
333
00:12:00,400 --> 00:12:02,100
If you could put me down
for, um--
334
00:12:02,100 --> 00:12:03,100
Wait. Shut up.
335
00:12:03,500 --> 00:12:04,600
- I'm sorry?
- Shh!
336
00:12:04,800 --> 00:12:05,900
Do you hear that?
337
00:12:06,500 --> 00:12:09,500
- Hear what?
- Breathing.
338
00:12:09,700 --> 00:12:11,500
Is that you?
Well, i am breathing, yes.
339
00:12:11,500 --> 00:12:13,500
Well, stop.
Hold your breath.
340
00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:15,300
I still hear it.
341
00:12:15,300 --> 00:12:16,300
Who's there?
342
00:12:17,100 --> 00:12:18,400
Kelly, is that you?
343
00:12:21,400 --> 00:12:22,100
Hold on.
344
00:12:22,900 --> 00:12:24,300
I need paper.
345
00:12:24,400 --> 00:12:25,500
- Hyah!
- Aah!
346
00:12:25,900 --> 00:12:27,500
Oh, my god,
you scared me!
347
00:12:27,500 --> 00:12:28,700
Hear anything interesting?
348
00:12:28,700 --> 00:12:30,500
What are you talking about?
349
00:12:30,900 --> 00:12:32,200
I think you know.
350
00:12:32,200 --> 00:12:34,700
You always say that,
and I almost never know.
351
00:12:34,700 --> 00:12:36,200
What are you up to, girl?
Huh?
352
00:12:36,400 --> 00:12:37,600
Phyllis put you up to this?
353
00:12:37,600 --> 00:12:38,800
Stanley?
Are they paying you?
354
00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:40,500
Are you accusing me
of something?
355
00:12:40,500 --> 00:12:41,900
Of course I am.
I know you're the mastermind.
356
00:12:41,900 --> 00:12:43,500
But you're too stupid
to do it by yourself.
357
00:12:43,500 --> 00:12:44,400
- Okay...
- oh!
358
00:12:44,600 --> 00:12:46,000
- Easy.
- Okay.
359
00:12:46,300 --> 00:12:47,300
Let's head back
to the desk.
360
00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:49,500
You just can't come into my nook
and call me stupid.
361
00:12:49,500 --> 00:12:51,800
And maybe it you were a little
bit more nice and polite,
362
00:12:51,800 --> 00:12:54,000
Then people wouldn't give you
such bad customer reviews.
363
00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:56,100
Okay, the reason that i got
bad customer reviews
364
00:12:56,100 --> 00:12:57,600
Is because i didn't!
365
00:12:57,600 --> 00:13:00,000
There is a massive conspiracy
going on here,
366
00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:01,300
And i know you're involved.
367
00:13:01,300 --> 00:13:02,900
Dwight, get out
of my nook!
368
00:13:02,900 --> 00:13:04,200
That's what she said!
That's what she said!
369
00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:05,200
That's what she said!
370
00:13:06,500 --> 00:13:07,200
Good one.
371
00:13:13,500 --> 00:13:14,800
Hey
372
00:13:14,800 --> 00:13:16,700
Sorry about dwight,
by the way.
373
00:13:16,900 --> 00:13:18,100
Yeah, he's weird.
374
00:13:18,600 --> 00:13:21,400
Well, we all handle it
differently.
375
00:13:21,600 --> 00:13:24,400
I personally choose to handle it
like a normal person, but...
376
00:13:24,900 --> 00:13:25,500
Okay.
377
00:13:25,800 --> 00:13:27,200
Hey, how are you
and Darryl?
378
00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:30,100
Um, we're cool.
Bye.
379
00:13:30,700 --> 00:13:31,300
Bye.
380
00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:34,000
That was weird.
381
00:13:34,200 --> 00:13:35,000
What was?
382
00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:36,500
Have you ever had
a conversation with kelly
383
00:13:36,500 --> 00:13:39,600
Where she didn't go on for 15 minutes
without taking a breath?
384
00:13:40,200 --> 00:13:41,000
No, actually.
385
00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:42,500
Did you do something to her?
386
00:13:42,800 --> 00:13:43,600
I don't think so.
387
00:13:43,600 --> 00:13:45,100
Well, something's off.
388
00:13:48,100 --> 00:13:49,800
Hey, how's things?
389
00:13:49,800 --> 00:13:50,900
- All right.
- Yeah?
390
00:13:50,900 --> 00:13:52,000
Livin' in the moment.
391
00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:54,600
Do you have any reason to believe
that kelly would be mad at me?
392
00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:56,900
Oh,I don't play
the politics game anymore,Jim.
393
00:13:57,100 --> 00:13:58,100
Can i tell you something?
394
00:13:58,700 --> 00:14:00,200
- I played it full-On in new york.
- Mm-Hmm.
395
00:14:00,200 --> 00:14:02,700
I played it high stakes.
For keeps.
396
00:14:03,100 --> 00:14:04,200
Made it to the top.
397
00:14:04,400 --> 00:14:05,700
But look what it cost.
398
00:14:06,100 --> 00:14:07,400
Can i tell you
what else i learned?
399
00:14:07,600 --> 00:14:09,100
Wait, that's pretty weird.
400
00:14:09,200 --> 00:14:09,900
What?
401
00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:11,900
Andy has a mug
just like that.
402
00:14:12,600 --> 00:14:14,700
Oh, yeah, kelly gave them out
as party favors.
403
00:14:14,900 --> 00:14:16,000
Remember?
You got one.
404
00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:17,300
No.
What party?
405
00:14:17,300 --> 00:14:19,800
Her America's Got Talent
finale party Over the summer.
406
00:14:21,400 --> 00:14:22,300
That's crazy.
It was packed.
407
00:14:22,300 --> 00:14:23,500
I thought everyone
was there.
408
00:14:23,500 --> 00:14:25,000
You were there.
I remember you being there.
409
00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:26,400
I wasn't,
but thank you.
410
00:14:26,400 --> 00:14:28,000
Hey, do you know anything
about this party?
411
00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:29,600
Yes,I said you
definitely should go,
412
00:14:29,600 --> 00:14:31,400
But you wanted
to visit me instead.
413
00:14:31,400 --> 00:14:33,200
I can't be the only one
who didn't...
414
00:14:50,900 --> 00:14:51,500
Dwight...
415
00:14:51,700 --> 00:14:52,900
Let me see
your coffee cup.
416
00:14:52,900 --> 00:14:53,700
No!
417
00:14:54,400 --> 00:14:56,300
- Is that it?
- No. Why?
418
00:14:56,300 --> 00:14:56,800
No.
419
00:14:59,200 --> 00:15:00,300
Okay, i'm gonna assume
that was it.
420
00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:02,400
Here's the thing.
I think you're right.
421
00:15:02,800 --> 00:15:03,700
I think it was Kelly.
422
00:15:03,800 --> 00:15:06,000
I think she's mad at us
for not coming to her party.
423
00:15:06,100 --> 00:15:07,300
Oh, man,I knew it.
424
00:15:07,300 --> 00:15:09,600
- Who are her co-Conspirators?
- Probably just kelly.
425
00:15:09,700 --> 00:15:11,600
Obviously.
I knew it.
426
00:15:11,600 --> 00:15:13,800
- That's what i'm saying.
- Yeah. What?
427
00:15:14,200 --> 00:15:15,000
You were right.
428
00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:16,600
I was--
I was right.
429
00:15:16,600 --> 00:15:17,900
- You were right.
- I was right.
430
00:15:17,900 --> 00:15:19,000
- You knew it.
- I knew it.
431
00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:20,100
You knew it
the whole time, buddy.
432
00:15:20,100 --> 00:15:21,500
I knew it
the whole time,Buddy!
433
00:15:21,500 --> 00:15:22,000
Wow!
434
00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:23,600
Yeah! Whoo-Hoo!
435
00:15:23,600 --> 00:15:24,700
Right,
dwight is loud.
436
00:15:24,700 --> 00:15:26,100
Yeah! I knew it!
437
00:15:26,100 --> 00:15:28,100
Yeah! Ha ha!
438
00:15:28,300 --> 00:15:30,300
Whoo! Boom!
439
00:15:30,500 --> 00:15:31,500
Kelly the whole time!
440
00:15:31,500 --> 00:15:32,800
- Let's get her.
- No, no, no, no.
441
00:15:32,800 --> 00:15:34,600
Dwight,Dwight,Dwight,
let's talk about this.
442
00:15:35,900 --> 00:15:36,700
What's going on?
443
00:15:37,200 --> 00:15:38,600
Why don't you tell us.
444
00:15:38,800 --> 00:15:39,700
Nothing's going on.
445
00:15:39,700 --> 00:15:41,200
Let me paint you a picture.
446
00:15:41,500 --> 00:15:43,600
A little girl
from southern india,
447
00:15:43,800 --> 00:15:45,700
Who, despite being welcomed
into this country,
448
00:15:45,700 --> 00:15:48,000
Will now spend the rest
of her life in prison
449
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:49,900
For a crime she did commit.
450
00:15:49,900 --> 00:15:53,600
Dwight
I was informed by these gentlemen
451
00:15:53,600 --> 00:15:57,500
That the reports that you filed
may not entirely be accurate.
452
00:15:57,800 --> 00:15:59,300
What?
I--
453
00:15:59,300 --> 00:16:00,100
I don't know
what you're talking about.
454
00:16:00,100 --> 00:16:01,600
This is the first
that i'm hearing about this.
455
00:16:01,600 --> 00:16:02,500
Oh, come on!
456
00:16:02,500 --> 00:16:04,400
You juked the stats,
cupcake.
457
00:16:04,400 --> 00:16:05,500
We called about
a dozen customers,
458
00:16:05,500 --> 00:16:07,500
and they all said that
they gave us great marks.
459
00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:08,500
What's going on?
460
00:16:12,100 --> 00:16:13,500
I love your tie,Michael.
461
00:16:13,500 --> 00:16:14,400
Oh...
462
00:16:16,300 --> 00:16:17,200
Kelly.
463
00:16:17,300 --> 00:16:18,200
I was raped.
464
00:16:18,500 --> 00:16:21,100
You cannot say
"I was raped"
465
00:16:21,100 --> 00:16:23,100
And expect all your problems
to go away,Kelly.
466
00:16:23,100 --> 00:16:25,200
Not again.
Don't keep doing that.
467
00:16:25,600 --> 00:16:27,700
I'll give you one last chance
to come clean.
468
00:16:27,700 --> 00:16:29,700
Just tell me
what happened.
469
00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:32,100
Okay, all right.
470
00:16:32,100 --> 00:16:33,700
Okay,I did it,
all right?
471
00:16:33,700 --> 00:16:35,300
I lied, whatever.
Just fire me.
472
00:16:35,300 --> 00:16:36,000
But you know what?
473
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:37,800
I did it because you guys
didn't come to my party,
474
00:16:37,800 --> 00:16:40,300
And you said you would try to,
and then you didn't even show up,
475
00:16:40,300 --> 00:16:41,800
And so you're bad friends.
476
00:16:42,300 --> 00:16:42,900
We have our confession.
477
00:16:42,900 --> 00:16:44,100
- I'm calling security...
- don't, don't!
478
00:16:44,100 --> 00:16:46,300
Get away from that,
dwight, please.
479
00:16:46,300 --> 00:16:47,700
You know what, she's got
a point about you too.
480
00:16:47,800 --> 00:16:50,500
You do have a problem
dealing with people.
481
00:16:50,600 --> 00:16:52,600
- See? I wasn't lying.
- You were lying.
482
00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:54,100
- I was lying.
- Yes.
483
00:16:54,100 --> 00:16:55,900
Jim,Dwight,
please excuse us.
484
00:16:55,900 --> 00:16:57,200
But I want to be here
when you fire her ass.
485
00:16:57,200 --> 00:16:58,800
I will call you
when it is time.
486
00:17:05,800 --> 00:17:11,900
I have an enormous amount
of trouble
487
00:17:11,900 --> 00:17:14,400
Trying to get people
to come to my place.
488
00:17:15,300 --> 00:17:16,500
And I hate it.
489
00:17:17,400 --> 00:17:20,800
I can't tell you how much
leftover guacamole
490
00:17:20,800 --> 00:17:24,000
I have ended up eating
over the years.
491
00:17:24,600 --> 00:17:27,000
I don't even know why I make it
in such great quantities.
492
00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:29,200
Here's what
we're gonna do.
493
00:17:29,600 --> 00:17:31,900
We are going to sit here
for a while,
494
00:17:31,900 --> 00:17:33,100
Make it look good.
495
00:17:33,900 --> 00:17:36,000
And maybe you should cry.
496
00:17:36,100 --> 00:17:37,600
Can you make yourself cry?
497
00:17:37,600 --> 00:17:38,400
No problem.
498
00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:40,100
I think you should do that.
499
00:17:56,100 --> 00:17:57,500
Pam beesly?
500
00:17:58,100 --> 00:18:00,500
Hey. What are you
doing here?
501
00:18:00,500 --> 00:18:02,800
Who's that?
It's alex.
502
00:18:02,800 --> 00:18:04,300
It's pam.
503
00:18:05,200 --> 00:18:06,300
I came to kidnap you.
504
00:18:06,300 --> 00:18:09,300
There's free wine and cheese
at the chuck close retrospective--
505
00:18:09,300 --> 00:18:09,900
Let's go.
506
00:18:09,900 --> 00:18:11,000
Oh,that's gonna be great.
507
00:18:11,300 --> 00:18:12,200
Who's chuck close?
508
00:18:12,200 --> 00:18:15,500
Oh,I love chuck close and
his photo-Realist paintings.
509
00:18:15,500 --> 00:18:17,100
But I have to work.
510
00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:20,500
Uh, well, actually
there's something else
511
00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:21,900
I'd love to talk
to you about.
512
00:18:21,900 --> 00:18:26,200
Um, can we go somewhere else
to talk about it?
513
00:18:27,600 --> 00:18:28,300
Okay.
514
00:18:28,300 --> 00:18:29,800
That's it,I want to talk
to this guy.
515
00:18:29,800 --> 00:18:31,000
Put me in his ear.
516
00:18:31,200 --> 00:18:32,400
- Um...
- What's up?
517
00:18:33,300 --> 00:18:34,500
I'm gonna take
a big leap.
518
00:18:35,300 --> 00:18:37,400
And I want to tell you that
I think that you should not
519
00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:38,900
Move back to Scranton.
520
00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:40,800
Wow.
521
00:18:41,100 --> 00:18:42,500
I'm gonna make
a bigger leap here.
522
00:18:42,500 --> 00:18:43,900
He is into you.
523
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:46,000
Why did you come to New York
in the first place?
524
00:18:46,600 --> 00:18:48,400
Because they have
a great design program,
525
00:18:48,400 --> 00:18:50,300
And I wanted to see
if i was any good at it.
526
00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:53,000
And I wanted to work
on my art too.
527
00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:54,000
Right.
528
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:55,800
And that's why i think
you should stay here.
529
00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:58,800
'Cause,I mean, you--Really,
you just got here, you know?
530
00:18:58,800 --> 00:19:01,100
And you can't do new york
in three months.
531
00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:03,400
You know,
it has everything.It has...
532
00:19:03,400 --> 00:19:05,300
All the opportunity
is here.
533
00:19:05,400 --> 00:19:08,000
All the--The whole art scene
is in new york.
534
00:19:08,100 --> 00:19:09,500
You know, it would be nuts
to go back to scranton
535
00:19:09,500 --> 00:19:12,000
Without getting
to fully experience it.
536
00:19:12,700 --> 00:19:14,100
Jim's in scranton.
537
00:19:14,300 --> 00:19:17,200
I know,
but all I'm saying is,
538
00:19:17,200 --> 00:19:19,500
If there's even
a teeny tiny part of you
539
00:19:19,500 --> 00:19:21,700
That really wants to be
an artist,
540
00:19:21,800 --> 00:19:23,200
Then I think
you should stay here.
541
00:19:23,200 --> 00:19:26,200
Because you don't want
to wake up in 50 years
542
00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:29,300
And look back and wonder
what could have been.
543
00:19:31,500 --> 00:19:33,500
And that is the end
of my speech.
544
00:19:33,500 --> 00:19:36,400
I planned it all.
Anyway...
545
00:19:36,400 --> 00:19:37,200
I will see you tomorrow.
546
00:19:37,200 --> 00:19:38,900
- I'll see you tomorrow.
- Okay.
547
00:19:51,600 --> 00:19:53,700
Is that the matsuhashi b400?
548
00:19:53,700 --> 00:19:55,800
The world's tiniest
bluetooth.
549
00:19:57,800 --> 00:19:59,200
- May I?
- Don't.
550
00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:04,900
Congratulations on choosing
Schrute Farms for your wedding.
551
00:20:04,900 --> 00:20:07,500
No, we haven't decided
on anything yet.
552
00:20:07,600 --> 00:20:09,500
We're still reviewing
some options,
553
00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:11,900
And it's gonna come down
to the numbers.
554
00:20:11,900 --> 00:20:14,700
Well, then, why don't you
look over some of our materials?
555
00:20:15,800 --> 00:20:17,300
Oh...hmm...
556
00:20:17,300 --> 00:20:20,400
While i describe to you
the excalibur package.
557
00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:22,500
In addition to the breathtaking
natural beauty
558
00:20:22,500 --> 00:20:24,500
And smell of schrute farms,
559
00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:27,000
I can promise you
that our grounds can be catered
560
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:29,500
To fit your exact
specifications.
561
00:20:29,800 --> 00:20:33,800
I will work tirelessly for you
over the coming months,
562
00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:36,300
And be
at your constant disposal.
563
00:20:36,400 --> 00:20:37,900
Please feel free
564
00:20:37,900 --> 00:20:41,200
To call or stop by any time
of the day or night.
565
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:42,900
That's very generous.
566
00:20:42,900 --> 00:20:44,400
Well, you,
my good friend.
567
00:20:44,500 --> 00:20:45,600
Have nothing more
to worry about.
568
00:20:45,600 --> 00:20:48,200
This wedding is officially
out of your hands.
569
00:20:48,200 --> 00:20:50,400
Oh, thank the good lord.
Deal!
570
00:20:50,400 --> 00:20:51,400
Okay.
571
00:20:51,900 --> 00:20:53,700
Um, what are we talking,
price wise?
572
00:20:53,700 --> 00:20:55,000
- You already said deal.
- Yeah
573
00:20:55,100 --> 00:20:56,400
Pay him whatever he wants.
574
00:20:56,800 --> 00:20:58,000
Can't argue with that.
575
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:01,000
Dwight...
576
00:21:04,600 --> 00:21:06,300
You are gonna make us
so happy.
577
00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:15,200
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