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HERE ARE OUR FINAL ACTUAL
COSTS FOR THIS YEAR.
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OKAY.
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AS YOU CAN SEE, WE DID PRETTY WELL.
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YES, YES, I CAN SEE...
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THAT WE DID INDEED.
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WHY DON'T YOU EXPLAIN THIS
TO ME LIKE I AM AN 8-YEAR-OLD.
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ALL RIGHT, WELL, THIS
IS THE OVERALL BUDGET
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FOR THIS FISCAL YEAR ALONG THE X-AXIS.
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YES. RIGHT THERE.
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THERE'S THE "X-AXIX."
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YOU CAN SEE CLEARLY ON THIS PAGE THAT
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WE HAVE A SURPLUS OF $4,300.
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??OKAY.
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BUT WE HAVE TO SPEND THAT
BY THE END OF THE DAY
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OR IT WILL BE DEDUCTED
FROM NEXT YEAR'S BUDGET.
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WHY DON'T YOU EXPLAIN
THIS TO ME LIKE I'M FIVE.
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YOUR MOMMY AND DADDY GIVE YOU $10
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TO OPEN UP A LEMONADE STAND.
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SO YOU GO OUT AND YOU BUY CUP AND
YOU BUY LEMONS AND YOU BUY SUGAR.
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AND NOW YOU FIND OUT
THAT IT ONLY COST YOU $9.
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- SO YOU HAVE AN EXTRA DOLLAR.
- YEAH.
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SO YOU CAN GIVE THAT DOLLAR
BACK TO MOMMY AND DADDY,
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BUT GUESS WHAT? NEXT SUMMER--
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I'LL BE SIX.
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AND YOU ASK THEM FOR MONEY,
THEY'RE GONNA GIVE YOU $9,
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'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT THEY THINK
IT COSTS TO RUN THE STAND.
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SO WHAT YOU WANT TO DO
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IS SPEND THAT DOLLAR ON SOMETHING NOW,
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SO THAT YOUR PARENTS THINK THAT IT
COSTS $10 TO RUN THE LEMONADE STAND.
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SO THE DOLLAR'S A SURPLUS.
THIS IS A SURPLUS.
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WE HAVE TO SPEND THAT $4,300
BY THE END OF THE DAY
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OR IT'LL BE DEDUCTED
FROM NEXT YEAR'S BUDGET.
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WE SHOULD SPEND THIS MONEY ON A
NEW COPIER WHICH WE DESPERATELY NEED.
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OKAY, BREAK IT DOWN IN TERMS OF, UM...
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OKAY, I--I THINK I'M GETTING IT.
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GUESS WHAT, EVERYBODY?
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CHRISTMAS HAS COME EARLY THIS YEAR.
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OSCAR VERY SMARTLY HAS DISCOVERED
AN EXTRA $4,300 IN THE BUDGET.
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THANK YOU, OSCAR.
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AND I HAVE DECIDED WITH THAT
MONEY I AM GOING TO BUY A NEW--
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DRUM ROLL, PLEASE.
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CAN ANYBODY GUESS?
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- NEW CHAIRS?
- NO.
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A NEW COPIER.
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UNLESS EVERYBODY CAN
AGREE ON SOMETHING BETTER?
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NO, NO, PLEASE. PLEASE DO NOT DO THIS.
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YES, MICHAEL, NEW CHAIRS.
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THESE CHAIRS ARE TERRIBLE.
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WE WERE SUPPOSED TO
GET NEW ONES LAST YEAR.
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SO WE ALL AGREE TO GET
NEW CHAIRS THEN. GOOD?
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YEAH, HE SAID GOOD. I'M GOOD.
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NOW LISTEN, WE ARE A PAPER COMPANY.
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HOW CAN WE TAKE PRIDE IN OUR JOBS
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IF WE HAVE TO PUT OUR FINE
PAPER IN THIS WRETCHED MACHINE?
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OSCAR, NO. THIS IS NOT THE TIME
FOR ONE OF YOUR PRINCIPLED STANDS.
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PAM, YOU MAKE MORE COPIES THAN ANYONE.
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EXACTLY. THAT SHOULD TELL YOU
HOW TERRIBLE THE CHAIRS ARE.
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OKAY.
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OKAY, GOOD SUGGESTIONS.
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ALL GOOD SUGGESTIONS. UH,
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LET'S JUST DECIDE AND AGREE UPON ONE.
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I'M WITH PAM. CHAIRS.
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ALL RIGHT, SO TEAMS FORMING.
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WE SHOULD REALLY HAVE THE
OFFICE'S AIR QUALITY TESTED.
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WE HAVE RADON COMING FROM BELOW.
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WE HAVE ASBESTOS IN THE CEILINGS.
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THESE ARE SILENT KILLERS.
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YOU ARE THE SILENT KILLER.
GO BACK TO THE ANNEX.
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YOU'LL SEE.
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- MICHAEL.
- YES.
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I'VE TALKED TO MEREDITH, STANLEY,
AND JIM ABOUT THE CHAIRS.
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I KNOW THEY'RE WITH ME ON THIS.
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ACTUALLY, I'M GONNA GO WITH COPIER.
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WHAT? JIM.
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EVER SINCE PAM AND I STARTED DATING,
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I JUST FEEL A LITTLE WEIRD ASKING
HER TO MAKE COPIES FOR ME.
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SO I MAKE MY OWN COPIES.
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AND THAT COPIER SUCKS.
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LET ME TELL YOU, I--
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BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
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PAM AND I DON'T HAVE
TO AGREE ON EVERYTHING.
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JIM, GOOD FOR YOU STANDING
UP TO PAM LIKE THAT.
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THE BALLS ON YOU, MAN.
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SO MICHAEL, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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WHY ME?
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YOU HAVE TO MAKE THE DECISION.
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WOW, OKAY. WELL,
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I SWALLOWED ALL YOUR IDEAS.
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I'M GOING TO DIGEST THEM AND
SEE WHAT COMES OUT THE OTHER END.
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DWIGHT, I'M A LITTLE CONCERNED ABOUT
SOME OF THESE DIRECTIONS TO SCHRUTE FARMS.
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YEAH, DO TELL.
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I MEAN, LIKE, "156 PACES FROM
THE LIGHT RED MAILBOX, MAKE A LEFT."
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"WALK UNTIL YOU HEAR THE BEE HIVE."
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HOW COULD IT BE MORE CLEAR?
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I THINK ANDY MAKES AN EXCELLENT POINT.
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OKAY.
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BUT MY BIGGEST CONCERN IS THAT
THERE'S ONLY ONE BATHROOM.
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WE'LL DIG A TRENCH.
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AS LONG AS IT'S DOWNHILL FROM
THE WELL, WE SHOULD BE FINE.
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NANA MIMI CANNOT SQUAT OVER SOME TRENCH.
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WE'RE GONNA PUT OUT STUMPS. COME ON.
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LET'S THREE-WAY THIS LITTLE ISSUE
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AND COME TO A SOLUTION BY THE
TIME WE GET TO SCHRUTE FARMS.
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HOW'S THAT FOR A PLAN?
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WE'RE GETTING MARRIED AT SCHRUTE FARMS,
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NO MATTER WHAT.
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I HAVE LOOKED AT 12 VENUES.
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I HAVE LOST EIGHT DEPOSITS.
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AND I HAVE SEEN ANGELA NAKED ZERO TIMES.
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I AM NOT LOSING ANOTHER DEPOSIT.
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HEY.
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SO, UM, I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT
THIS WHOLE CHAIR/COPIER THING.
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I REALLY THINK YOU SHOULD RECONSIDER.
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OH, PAM, I REALLY...
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HATE THAT COPIER.
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- YEAH, I KNOW.
- YEAH.
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BUT I REALLY THINK YOU SHOULD RECONSIDER.
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BEESLY, ARE YOU THREATENING ME?
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JIM.
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JIM, JIM, JIM.
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I'M NOT THREATENING YOU.
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I LOVE YOU.
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BUT YOU SHOULD KNOW
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YOU'RE ON VERY DANGEROUS GROUND.
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ALL RIGHT.
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OKAY.
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THIS IS WHERE YOU'LL HAVE
YOUR RECEIVING LINE.
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OF COURSE WE'LL CLEAR OUT ALL
THE LIVESTOCK AND HAY INSIDE.
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WHAT'S THAT SMELL?
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YOU'RE GONNA NEED TO BE MORE SPECIFIC.
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MANURE. GET RID OF IT.
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MANURE COVERS UP THE SMELL
OF THE SLAUGHTER HOUSE.
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DO YOU HAVE TO SLAUGHTER
ON OUR WEDDING DAY?
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YOU WANT TO EAT, DON'T YOU?
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HONEY, SAY SOMETHING.
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DWIGHT, IF WE PAY EXTRA COULD YOU
SLAUGHTER THE ENTREES THE DAY BEFORE?
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I'LL CONSIDER IT
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SEE?
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THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT!
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MAKIN' PROGRESS HERE.
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DARN!
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THERE'S A HOSE OUT BACK.
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OKAY.
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REMEMBER YOU WERE GONNA GET A NEW CHAIR
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AND YOU WERE GONNA GIVE
YOUR OLD CHAIR TO ME.
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- REMEMBER THAT?
- YES.
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- WELL, THAT NEVER HAPPENED.
- MICHAEL.
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I DON'T KNOW. I HAVEN'T DECIDED YET.
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I'M JUST GONNA GRAB SOME
LUNCH. WANNA COME WITH?
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REALLY?
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ABSOLUTELY! YEAH,
THAT WOULD BE AMAZING.
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- WHOA, YOU GUYS GOING TO LUNCH?
- ??
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- YES.
- MIND IF I JOIN?
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- OH, GOD! YEAH!BEST LUNCH EVER!
- ??
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LET'S DO IT.
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ALL RIGHT! COOL.
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- WHERE WE GOING?
- I HAVE NO IDEA.
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SO I GUESS THAT'S HOW
THEY'RE GONNA PLAY THIS.
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IT IS ON.
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SO ON.
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LOOK, I REALLY NEED THIS NEW CHAIR.
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I MEAN SERIOUSLY.
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HOW IS IT POSSIBLE THAT IN FIVE YEARS,
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I'VE HAD TWO ENGAGEMENT
RINGS AND ONLY ONE CHAIR?
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MICHAEL.
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MICHAEL, THAT IS HILARIOUS.
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OH, IS SOMEBODY MAKING FUN OF ME?
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THE BEST!
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GREAT FRIENDS. THANK YOU, MICHAEL.
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I GOT YOU SOME TIRAMISU.
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NO HARD FEELINGS.
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YEAH.
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THAT'S COOL.
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GOOD STUFF.
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YOU LOOK REALLY PRETTY.
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THANK YOU.
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YEAH.
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- MICHAEL.
- YEAH?
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HEY! OH, HEY! YOU GOT A SECOND?
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I DO.
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OH, GOOD.
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OH, THAT MUST'VE BEEN SO FUN.
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IT WAS FUN. WE HAD A GOOD TIME.
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HEY, HAVE I TOLD YOU YOU
LOOK REALLY NICE TODAY?
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OH, THANK YOU.
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YEAH, IS THAT A NEW TIE?
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UM, NO, NOT--
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NO, NO, I GOT IT AT TJ MAXX, $4.
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THAT IS AMAZING.
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YOU THINK THAT'S GOOD.
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CHECK OUT THESE PANTS.
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$9.
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- WHAT?
- $9.
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- THE BOYS DEPARTMENT.- NO.
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LOOK AT THE ASS.
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CHECK OUT THE ASS.
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- NO WAY!
- LOOK AT THAT.
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YEAH!
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SO I GUESS OSCAR AND JIM WERE TALKING
YOUR EAR OFF ABOUT THE NEW COPIER, HUH?
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- YES, THEY WERE.
- ??
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THEY WERE.
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HERE'S WHAT I WAS THINKING.
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EVERYONE SITS ON A CHAIR EVERY DAY.
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BUT NOT EVERYONE--
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SITS ON A COPIER.
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OR EVEN USES THE COPIER EVERY DAY.
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- YEAH.
- YEAH, RIGHT
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VERY VALID.
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THAT'S IT.
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ALL RIGHT! SEE YOU LATER.
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- SEE YA.
- HOT TIE GUY.
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WELL...
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HAVE YOU MADE A DECISION
ON THE BUTTER SCULPTURE?
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NO, I HAVEN'T THOUGHT OF IT.
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OKAY, COW, GOAT, OR SHEEP.
IT'S NOT THAT HARD.
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I WOULD LIKE A CAT.
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CATS DON'T MAKE BUTTER.
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I WOULD LIKE A COW BUTTER
SCULPTURE OF A CAT.
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IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE.
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- I'M TELLING YOU
- YES, IT DOES!
- ??
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- I WANT A BUTTER SCULPTURE OF A CAT.
- ??
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COW, GOAT, OR SHEEP.
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WHAT IS THIS?
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ALL RIGHT, WE'RE ALL ON
THE SAME TEAM. IS IT--
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DAMN, WHY IS THAT IN THE KITCHEN?
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YOU MIGHT WANT TO CONSIDER
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CHANGING TEAMS BECAUSE WE WOULD--
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WE WOULD LOVE TO HAVE YOU.
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NO, COPIER'S GREAT.
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YEAH?
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YEAH.
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- I HAVE MY COPIES.
- THERE THEY ARE.
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AND I HAVE MY ORIGINAL.
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YOU GOT IT.
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- SO SUCK IT.
- OKAY.
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OKAY.
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MICHAEL, I BOUGHT YOU A HOT CHOCOLATE.
241
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I HOPE THAT'S OKAY.
242
00:09:56,800 --> 00:09:58,500
OH, THANK YOU, MY DEAR.
243
00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:02,700
WAIT, MICHAEL. LET ME
OPEN THE DOOR FOR YOU.
244
00:10:02,700 --> 00:10:06,000
OH, WELL, CHIVALRY IS NOT DEAD AFTER ALL.
245
00:10:06,600 --> 00:10:08,400
OKAY.
246
00:10:08,600 --> 00:10:10,300
THERE HE IS! THERE HE IS!
247
00:10:10,300 --> 00:10:12,700
HELLO, HELLO. HELLO!
248
00:10:12,700 --> 00:10:14,300
GOOD TO SEE YOU, GOOD TO SEE YOU.
249
00:10:16,300 --> 00:10:18,000
YEAYAH! THERE'S THAT ASS.
250
00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:21,500
HEY, HEY! YEAH, UHN, UHN!
251
00:10:21,700 --> 00:10:23,400
OH, DON'T TAKE IT AWAY!
252
00:10:26,300 --> 00:10:28,100
I ALMOST CHOKED.
253
00:10:28,400 --> 00:10:29,800
HERE'S ANOTHER PLACE.
254
00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:34,700
IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
255
00:10:36,500 --> 00:10:37,700
SO...
256
00:10:38,100 --> 00:10:39,800
WHY DON'T WE TRY THIS OUT?
257
00:10:39,800 --> 00:10:41,100
WE'LL SEE WHAT WOULD HAPPEN.
258
00:10:41,100 --> 00:10:43,200
GIVE IT A LITTLE TEST
DRIVE. WHAT DO YOU SAY?
259
00:10:43,200 --> 00:10:45,000
YOU PRETEND TO BE ANGELA'S FATHER.
260
00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:47,400
YOU WILL PLAY ANGELA, AND
I'LL PRETEND TO BE YOU.
261
00:10:47,400 --> 00:10:49,900
THAT WAY YOU CAN SEE WHAT IT
LOOKS LIKE WHEN YOU'RE UP HERE.
262
00:11:05,400 --> 00:11:07,700
HELLO, I'M ANGELA MARTIN.
263
00:11:07,700 --> 00:11:10,000
- I'M ANDY.
- I WORK WITH DWIGHT.
264
00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:11,900
HE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND
A WORD YOU'RE SAYING.
265
00:11:11,900 --> 00:11:12,700
WHAT?
266
00:11:12,700 --> 00:11:15,700
ALTHOUGH BORN JUST MINUTES FROM
HERE, HE SPEAKS ONLY GERMAN.
267
00:11:15,700 --> 00:11:17,000
CLOSED SOCIETY.
268
00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:20,300
SO NOW AFTER THE READINGS
BY ALL OF YOUR SISTERS,
269
00:11:20,300 --> 00:11:22,700
WE WILL ARRIVE AT THE VOWS. SO CONRAD,
270
00:11:28,200 --> 00:11:30,900
THIS IS A LITTLE TASTE OF
THE CEREMONY, IF YOU WILL.
271
00:11:30,900 --> 00:11:33,800
HE'S EXPLAINING WHY WE'RE
HERE, WHAT WE'RE DOING HERE.
272
00:11:33,800 --> 00:11:36,300
MAKING INTRODUCTIONS.
BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH.
273
00:11:36,500 --> 00:11:39,200
THEN HE'S GONNA HAVE ANDY
REPEAT A BUNCH OF STUFF.
274
00:11:39,200 --> 00:11:41,600
HE'S GONNA ASK ANDY TO PRODUCE A RING.
275
00:11:41,800 --> 00:11:44,400
I HAVE, UH, NOW JUST
276
00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:47,600
SOME TWINE FOR OUR PURPOSES AND...
277
00:11:47,800 --> 00:11:50,800
YOU WILL PUT THE RING ON HER FINGER.
278
00:11:52,200 --> 00:11:54,600
THEN HE'S GOING TO ASK ANDY,
279
00:11:54,800 --> 00:11:59,300
IF HE WOULD LIKE TO MARRY ANGELA.
AND YOU WILL REPLY "I DO."
280
00:11:59,800 --> 00:12:02,800
AND HE'S GONNA ASK ANGELA IF
SHE WOULD LIKE TO MARRY ANDY.
281
00:12:02,800 --> 00:12:04,900
TO WHICH YOU WILL REPLY...
282
00:12:05,700 --> 00:12:06,400
I DO.
283
00:12:06,400 --> 00:12:07,600
AND THERE WE GO.
284
00:12:07,600 --> 00:12:11,600
OKAY, AND THAT'S JUST
ABOUT IT. MAN AND WIFE.
285
00:12:17,500 --> 00:12:19,500
GOT A CALL ABOUT A PROBLEM UP HERE.
286
00:12:19,500 --> 00:12:20,800
DID SOMEBODY CALL HANK?
287
00:12:20,800 --> 00:12:23,200
HANK, THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE.
288
00:12:23,200 --> 00:12:25,200
THE OFFICE IS AT A CROSSROADS.
289
00:12:25,500 --> 00:12:28,000
SO THERE'S NO SECURITY PROBLEM?
290
00:12:28,300 --> 00:12:30,000
YOU KNOW I HUSTLED UP THE STAIRS.
291
00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:32,600
YES, I NEED YOUR SAGE ADVICE.
292
00:12:32,600 --> 00:12:36,300
AND EVERYONE, WHATEVER HANK DECIDES,
293
00:12:36,500 --> 00:12:38,200
THAT IS THE DECISION.
294
00:12:38,200 --> 00:12:41,000
THAT WILL RESOLVE THIS ISSUE.
295
00:12:44,200 --> 00:12:46,900
YEAH, TAKE AS MANY AS YOU WANT.
296
00:12:46,900 --> 00:12:46,400
THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
297
00:12:46,400 --> 00:12:48,000
YOU KNOW, IT'S NICE AND WARM UP HERE.
298
00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:49,200
YES.
299
00:12:49,600 --> 00:12:50,700
SO WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT?
300
00:12:50,700 --> 00:12:53,700
OKAY, WELL, WE HAVE A SURPLUS.
301
00:12:53,700 --> 00:12:56,900
IMAGINE THAT YOUR PARENTS GIVE
YOU MONEY FOR A LEMONADE STAND--
302
00:12:56,900 --> 00:12:58,700
I KNOW WHAT A SURPLUS IS.
303
00:12:58,700 --> 00:13:00,200
OKAY, GOOD. GOOD.
304
00:13:00,200 --> 00:13:02,000
WELL, HERE'S THE THING.
305
00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:05,000
SOME PEOPLE WANT TO USE THE
SURPLUS TO BUY A NEW COPIER.
306
00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:07,900
OTHER PEOPLE ARE COMPLAINING
ABOUT THE CHAIRS.
307
00:13:07,900 --> 00:13:10,500
- IS THAT THE COPIER?
- IT IS, YES.
308
00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:28,600
WHAT?
309
00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:30,100
I WAS JUST THINKING. LET ME SEE A CHAIR.
310
00:13:30,100 --> 00:13:31,700
- OKAY.
- YOU CAN TRY MINE.
311
00:13:31,700 --> 00:13:32,800
THERE WE GO.
312
00:13:38,700 --> 00:13:40,400
NOT MUCH LUMBAR SUPPORT.
313
00:13:40,400 --> 00:13:43,300
NOW EVERYONE, BEAR IN MIND ONCE AGAIN
314
00:13:43,300 --> 00:13:45,400
THAT WHATEVER HANK SAYS GOES.
315
00:13:45,400 --> 00:13:47,600
HE IS AN IMPARTIAL THIRD PART
316
00:13:47,600 --> 00:13:50,200
ONE THE ONE HAND, THIS COPIER IS VERY OLD.
317
00:13:50,200 --> 00:13:51,800
YOU SHOULD SEE SOME OF
THE NEW COPIERS THEY HAVE.
318
00:13:51,800 --> 00:13:53,500
YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE WHAT THEY DO.
319
00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:54,500
SO THE COPIER.
320
00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:56,000
- WELL, LET ME FINISH.
- ALL RIGHT, YES.
321
00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:57,500
NOW THE CHAIRS.
322
00:13:57,700 --> 00:14:00,700
THE CHAIRS ARE VERY
WEAK.VERY WEAK CHAIRS.
323
00:14:00,700 --> 00:14:03,700
I COULD NOT SIT ALL DAY IN THIS CHAIR.
324
00:14:04,500 --> 00:14:06,500
WELL, WHAT SHOULD I DO?
325
00:14:10,200 --> 00:14:11,200
LET ME SEE THE COPIER AGAIN.
326
00:14:11,200 --> 00:14:13,900
ALL RIGHT, GET OUT. GET OUT. IT'S--
327
00:14:14,400 --> 00:14:15,600
DWIGHT,
328
00:14:17,100 --> 00:14:19,100
I THOUGHT I KNEW WHAT I WANTED.
329
00:14:19,100 --> 00:14:20,300
AND THEN
330
00:14:20,700 --> 00:14:24,500
BEING HERE WITH YOU AND
THE GERMAN MENNONITE MINISTER,
331
00:14:24,500 --> 00:14:27,000
IT JUST ALL FELT RIGHT.
332
00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:32,700
I MADE A MISTAKE PICKING ANDY.
333
00:14:32,800 --> 00:14:34,400
I KNOW YOU DID.
334
00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:39,000
AND THAT'S WHY I HAVE
TAKEN CARE OF EVERYTHING.
335
00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:40,200
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
336
00:14:40,200 --> 00:14:41,600
WELL, MONKEY,
337
00:14:41,600 --> 00:14:44,300
HE'S A REAL MINISTER.
AND YOU SAID, "I DO"
338
00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:45,900
AND I SAID, "I DO."
339
00:14:45,900 --> 00:14:47,600
AND ANDY WASN'T SIGNING A RECEIPT.
340
00:14:47,600 --> 00:14:51,600
HE WAS SIGNING OUR MARRIAGE
CERTIFICATE AS-A-WITNESS.
341
00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:53,800
DWIGHT, THAT DOESN'T COUNT!
342
00:14:53,800 --> 00:14:54,900
YES, OF COURSE IT DOES.
343
00:14:54,900 --> 00:14:55,800
NO, IT DOESN'T!
344
00:14:55,800 --> 00:14:58,200
IT DOES IN THE STATE OF PENNSYLVANIA.
345
00:14:58,400 --> 00:14:59,500
- ??
- MRS. SCHRUTE.
346
00:14:59,500 --> 00:15:01,000
WE ARE NOT MARRIED.
347
00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:01,600
WHA--
348
00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:03,300
TAKE THIS THING.
349
00:15:03,300 --> 00:15:04,600
MY--
350
00:15:04,600 --> 00:15:06,100
IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOU
DON'T UNDERSTAND GERMAN.
351
00:15:06,100 --> 00:15:08,500
I'VE BEEN TELLING YOU
TO TAKE IF FOR YEARS!
352
00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:11,400
ARE WE, UH--
353
00:15:11,600 --> 00:15:13,400
WE LEAVING OR WHAT?
354
00:15:16,700 --> 00:15:17,400
MICHAEL.
355
00:15:17,400 --> 00:15:18,700
HEY, DAVID--
356
00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:21,400
I'M SORRY.
357
00:15:21,400 --> 00:15:23,600
I'M SORRY, I'M EATING TIRAMISU.
358
00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:26,400
SOME OF THE CHOCOLATE POWDER
JUST WENT DOWN MY THROAT.
359
00:15:26,400 --> 00:15:27,600
I'M STOPPING NOW.
360
00:15:27,600 --> 00:15:28,800
IS THIS WHY YOU'RE CALLING ME?
361
00:15:28,800 --> 00:15:31,400
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. NO,
362
00:15:31,500 --> 00:15:33,000
I'M CALLING--
363
00:15:35,800 --> 00:15:36,800
I'M SORRY.
364
00:15:36,800 --> 00:15:38,000
OKAY.
365
00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:41,900
I'M CALLING BECAUSE...
366
00:15:42,500 --> 00:15:45,400
WE HAVE A STUPID BUDGET SURPLUS AND PEOPLE--
367
00:15:45,400 --> 00:15:47,000
EVERYBODY WANTS SOMETHING DIFFERENT.
368
00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:49,100
YOU WANT ME TO WEIGH IN
ON A MINOR BUDGET ISSUE?
369
00:15:49,100 --> 00:15:52,300
NO, NO, NO. I WANT YOU TO MAKE
THE DECISION SO I'M NOT THE BAD GUY.
370
00:15:52,300 --> 00:15:56,200
IF I WERE YOU, I'D JUST RETURN
THE SURPLUS AND TAKE THE BONUS.
371
00:15:56,200 --> 00:15:57,800
THE WHAT NOW?
372
00:15:57,900 --> 00:16:01,900
BRANCH MANAGERS WHO COME IN UNDER
BUDGET GET 15% OF THE SAVINGS.
373
00:16:02,800 --> 00:16:04,200
LIKE A TIP?
374
00:16:04,900 --> 00:16:07,500
$645?
375
00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:10,700
I HATE DISAPPOINTING JUST ONE PERSON.
376
00:16:10,700 --> 00:16:14,200
AND I REALLY HATE DISAPPOINTING EVERYONE.
377
00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:18,500
BUT I LOVE BURLINGTON COAT FACTORY.
378
00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:22,300
YOU GO IN THERE WITH $645,
379
00:16:22,500 --> 00:16:25,000
YOU ARE LITERALLY A KING.
380
00:16:26,900 --> 00:16:28,800
???
381
00:16:29,300 --> 00:16:30,400
OKAY?
382
00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:33,900
SURE--NO, I CAN-- I'LL DOUBLE CHECK.
383
00:16:33,900 --> 00:16:36,500
ALL RIGHT, ATTENTION EVERYONE.
384
00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:38,700
LET ME CALL YOU RIGHT BACK. OKAY.
385
00:16:38,700 --> 00:16:40,800
I HAVE MADE MY DECISION.
386
00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:45,100
WE DO NOT NEED A NEW COPIER.
WE DO NOT NEED NEW CHAIRS.
387
00:16:45,100 --> 00:16:47,000
THIS COPIER...
388
00:16:47,300 --> 00:16:49,000
IS...
389
00:16:55,800 --> 00:16:57,500
WORKING PERFECTLY.
390
00:16:57,500 --> 00:16:59,000
THAT'S THE ORIGINAL.
391
00:16:59,900 --> 00:17:02,300
PAM, WOULD YOU STAND UP FOR A SEC?
392
00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:10,200
SEE HOW RELAXED I AM?
393
00:17:10,500 --> 00:17:12,100
I LIKE THIS CHAIR.
394
00:17:12,500 --> 00:17:17,600
OFFERS GOOD SUPPORT. IT IS
ERKEL-NOMICALLY CORRECT.
395
00:17:17,600 --> 00:17:19,100
IT'S A GOOD CHAIR.
396
00:17:19,100 --> 00:17:24,200
I THINK WE'RE SPOILED BECAUSE WE DON'T
APPRECIATE THE THINGS THAT WE HAVE.
397
00:17:24,200 --> 00:17:27,200
YOU THINK KIDS IN AFRICA HAVE CHAIRS?
398
00:17:27,200 --> 00:17:28,200
NO.
399
00:17:28,600 --> 00:17:30,100
THEY SIT IN BIG PILES OF GARBAGE.
400
00:17:30,100 --> 00:17:32,400
DO YOU THINK THEY HAVE COPIERS?
THEY DON'T HAVE COPIERS.
401
00:17:32,400 --> 00:17:33,800
THEY DON'T EVEN--
402
00:17:34,800 --> 00:17:36,300
THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE PAPER.
403
00:17:36,300 --> 00:17:40,100
AND WE ARE SPOILED BECAUSE WE
THROW OUT PERFECTLY GOOD TIRAMISU
404
00:17:40,100 --> 00:17:42,400
BECAUSE IT HAS A LITTLE TINY HAIR ON IT.
405
00:17:42,600 --> 00:17:43,800
MY POINT IS THIS.
406
00:17:43,800 --> 00:17:47,100
I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT IN
TERMS OF WHAT WE NEED
407
00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:48,900
AND IT IS NOTHING.
408
00:17:49,600 --> 00:17:50,500
DO YOU KNOW?
409
00:17:50,500 --> 00:17:51,500
DO I KNOW WHAT?
410
00:17:51,500 --> 00:17:52,900
I THINK YOU KNOW.
411
00:17:53,100 --> 00:17:54,000
NO.
412
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:54,600
KNOW WHAT?
413
00:17:54,600 --> 00:17:55,500
YEAH, KNOW WHAT?
414
00:17:55,500 --> 00:17:58,300
DOES ANYONE HAPPEN TO KNOW
WHAT 15% OF 4,300 IS?
415
00:17:58,300 --> 00:17:59,800
$645.
416
00:17:59,800 --> 00:18:01,400
- MICHAEL'S A GENIUS.
- RIGHT.
417
00:18:01,400 --> 00:18:02,600
WHY DID YOU SAY DOLLARS?
418
00:18:02,600 --> 00:18:04,600
BECAUSE THAT IS HOW MY MIND WORKS.
419
00:18:04,600 --> 00:18:06,600
WHAT'S 15% OF 200?
420
00:18:07,600 --> 00:18:08,400
THANK YOU.
421
00:18:08,400 --> 00:18:13,000
EVERYONE, MICHAEL IS RETURNING THE
SURPLUS SO HE CAN KEEP 15% AS A BONUS.
422
00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:13,800
WAIT, WHAT?
423
00:18:13,800 --> 00:18:14,600
YOU CAN DO THAT?
424
00:18:14,600 --> 00:18:20,200
HEY, MICHAEL,WHAT'S 394 TIMES 5,912?
425
00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:21,000
LET'S SEE.
426
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:24,300
YOU'RE GONNA GIVE YOURSELF
A BONUS OF $645 INSTEAD OF
427
00:18:24,300 --> 00:18:26,200
GETTING THE ENTIRE OFFICE
SOMETHING IT REALLY NEEDS.
428
00:18:26,200 --> 00:18:28,000
I DON'T NEED $645.
429
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:30,700
I ALREADY HAVE $645, MORE OR LESS.
430
00:18:30,700 --> 00:18:32,100
- YOU'RE GONNA GET US A COPIER THEN?
- THIS IS STUPID.
431
00:18:32,100 --> 00:18:34,700
- OR CHAIRS.
- SO, SO STUPID.
432
00:18:34,700 --> 00:18:36,900
AND, GOD,
433
00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:38,400
THAT'S MY PHONE.
434
00:18:38,400 --> 00:18:41,000
- I DIDN'T HEAR A PHONE.
-TO BE CONTINUED.
435
00:18:44,300 --> 00:18:45,400
NO, I DON'T--
436
00:18:45,400 --> 00:18:47,300
THIS DOESN'T CHANGE ANYTHING.
437
00:18:47,300 --> 00:18:49,900
I HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT DECISION TO MAKE.
438
00:18:50,300 --> 00:18:52,500
WE NEED A NEW COPIER.
WE NEED NEW CHAIRS.
439
00:18:52,500 --> 00:18:57,900
AND I NEED TO FIGURE OUT A WAY TO KEEP
THIS MONEY WITHOUT HAVING EVERYBODY HATE ME.
440
00:18:59,300 --> 00:19:02,100
HEY, TUNA, CHECK IT OUT.TUNA SANDWICH.
441
00:19:02,300 --> 00:19:03,700
JUST LIKE YOU.
442
00:19:07,300 --> 00:19:08,400
WHAT--
443
00:19:18,900 --> 00:19:22,000
NOW I HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF A LEGAL ISSUE.
444
00:19:26,800 --> 00:19:28,600
WAS THAT HOT OR WHAT?
445
00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:29,900
SO WHAT'S IT GONNA BE?
446
00:19:29,900 --> 00:19:32,300
MICHAEL, YOU HAVE TO MAKE A
DECISION. THE DAY IS ALMOST DONE.
447
00:19:32,300 --> 00:19:35,300
LET ME JUST SAY YOU'VE BEEN PROMISING
ME THIS CHAIR SINCE THE DAY YOU HIRED ME.
448
00:19:35,300 --> 00:19:37,900
YOU ARE A SMART GUY.I KNOW
YOU'LL DO THE RIGHT THING.
449
00:19:39,900 --> 00:19:41,000
YOU THINK IT'S EASY?
450
00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:41,900
IT'S YOUR JOB.
451
00:19:41,900 --> 00:19:45,500
OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? WHY DON'T YOU GUYS DE?
452
00:19:45,500 --> 00:19:48,500
I AM GOING TO GET UP AND I'M
GONNA BE OUT IN THE COMMON AREA.
453
00:19:48,500 --> 00:19:51,200
BUT YOU NEED TO DECIDE.
454
00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:53,500
OTHERWISE, I'M TAKING THE BONUS.
455
00:19:53,500 --> 00:19:54,900
ALL RIGHT?
456
00:19:55,100 --> 00:19:57,000
IT IS A CLASSIC MANAGEMENT TACIT.
457
00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:59,200
YOU HAVE TWO SIDES, A DEADLINE.
458
00:19:59,200 --> 00:20:01,800
YOU KNOW THAT NEITHER OF
THEM ARE GONNA CONCEDE.
459
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:04,000
WHAT YOU DO IS YOU PUT THEM
IN THE ROOM AND YOU JUST
460
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:05,000
- HEY.
- HEY.
461
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:06,600
HEY, WE'RE GOING WITH THE CHAIRS.
462
00:20:06,600 --> 00:20:07,400
WHAT?
463
00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:10,200
I JUST FIGURED I'D RATHER HAVE
NEW CHAIRS THAN NOTHING AT ALL.
464
00:20:10,300 --> 00:20:11,700
THANKS, MICHAEL.
465
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:13,600
GOOD WORK. I'M PROUD OF YOU.
466
00:20:17,300 --> 00:20:17,900
MOTHER--
467
00:20:17,900 --> 00:20:19,300
WHAT DID WE LEARN THIS WEEK?
468
00:20:19,300 --> 00:20:22,500
WELL, ONE, THANKS TO ME,
469
00:20:22,700 --> 00:20:26,700
MY TEAM IS MUCH, MUCH FASTER
AT COMING TO DECISIONS
470
00:20:26,700 --> 00:20:28,500
THAN I THOUGHT THEY WOULD BE.
471
00:20:28,800 --> 00:20:32,000
NUMBER TWO, NEVER BUY A FUR
COAT WITH A CREDIT CARD
472
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:36,700
UNTIL YOU ABSOLUTELY HAVE
THE MONEY TO PAY FOR IT.
473
00:20:36,900 --> 00:20:40,900
AND THREE, YOU SHOULD NOW THAT
SOME PEOPLE THINK IT'S COOL
474
00:20:40,900 --> 00:20:42,600
TO THROW BUCKETS OF FAKE BLOOD ON YOU
475
00:20:42,600 --> 00:20:45,800
AS YOU ARE WALKING OUT OF
BURLINGTON COAT FACTORY.
476
00:20:49,700 --> 00:20:50,800
TRUCE.
477
00:20:51,700 --> 00:20:53,700
YEAH, I GUESS. I WON.
478
00:20:53,700 --> 00:20:54,800
YOU DID WIN.
479
00:20:54,800 --> 00:20:56,900
You Did Win.
480
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ANYWAY, I'M GONNA NEED THREE COPIES OF
EACH OF THESE, STAPLED AND COLLATED.
481
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TOTALLY KIDDING.
482
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I'M GONNA NEED FOUR.
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