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What is this?
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happy holidays, Dwight.
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but do not open it till Christmas.
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you are so pathetic.
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how long did this take you? three hours?
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five minutes, actually.
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i am a black belt in gift wrapping.
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yeah, no such thing.
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they don't give out black belts
for things that are stupid.
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well, i hope it was worth it
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'cause i'm gonna take it apart
in about five minutes.
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i think it'll take you a little
bit longer than that.
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really?
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if i can skin a mule deer
in less than ten minutes,
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i ought to be able to cut my--
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www. 1000fr. com presents
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capture:frm@summerwind
sync:frs@èðîí
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the. office. season05. episode10
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i'm sorry, it's the
largest one i have.
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i will not be the
big guy in the tiny hat.
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this is the first Christmas
party i'm throwing
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as head of the party
planning committee.
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the theme is "night in morocco. "
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this isn't your
grandmother's Christmas party.
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unless, of course,
she's from morocco,
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in which case it's very accurate.
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hey, phyllis,
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do i need this invite
to get into the party?
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- yes.
- awesome.
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i think this is going to be
the best Christmas party ever.
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Angela. . .
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you're going to move this
for the party, right?
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it's not our theme.
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it's the nativity scene.
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all right. . . you can keep your camel,
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- sheep, elephant.
- hey.
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and the north african king can stay.
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everything else goes in the drawer.
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i am not gonna judge phyllis
for desecrating Christmas.
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there is one person who will, though.
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and phyllis just stuffed
him into a drawer.
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i need you to get rid of the tree.
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- but--
- thank you.
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oh i don't think it's blackmail.
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Angela just does what i ask her to do
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so i won't tell everyone
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that she's cheating
on Andy with Dwight.
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i think for it to be blackmail,
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it would have to be a formal letter.
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ah, you brought in
your doll collection.
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these are not dolls, Jim.
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these are commodities,
the same as gold or oil.
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every year i do research to determine
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which toy will be the most
popular of the Christmas season.
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this year it's a doll--
half girl, half unicorn.
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catch phrase: "my horn can pierce the sky. "
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pathetic.
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i bought out every store in the area
over the last couple of weeks.
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and as lazy parents
become more desperate,
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i will sell them at an enormous profit.
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isn't that right, princess?
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that's the Christmas spirit.
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i am simply punishing those parents
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that would wait till the last
minute to give their child a gift.
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and such a genetically improbable one.
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look at that. how does that happen?
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the king had sex with a unicorn?
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a man with a horn had
sex with a royal horse?
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yes. oh, hey, is that princess unicorn?
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i thought they were all sold out.
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- they are now.
- cool.
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my horn can pierce the sky
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this is equal parts scotch, absinthe,
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rum, gin, vermouth, triple sec,
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and two packs of splenda.
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i call it a one of everything.
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oh, my god!
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- hit me again!
- all right,
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one more time around the block.
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it will grant you one wish.
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i wish you would stop rubbing
that lamp in that creepy way.
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stupid--everybody knows
to ask for 100 more wishes.
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dumb.
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hey, hey, ange, check it out.
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there's a place in france
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where the naked ladies dance
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really, Andy?
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it's Christmas and you're
singing about nudity and france.
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there's a hole in the wall
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where the men can see it all
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Jim, check that out.
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what is it?
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that is vodka, and i mixed
it with orange juice.
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i call it an orange vod-juice-ka.
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- wow, that is delicious.
- yeah.
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- i can't believe no one's thought of it.
- i know!
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belly dancing.
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120,180. . . 200.
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all right.
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ah, thank you so much.
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my daughter is gonna love this.
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- so glad i could help.
- thanks.
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- merry Christmas.
- you too.
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fa la la la la la la ka-ching
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oh, so this is what
every day would be like
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if you hadn't left india.
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oh, oh, oh, oh! burnin'.
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make way we got a live one!
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on fire!
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i'm all right.
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sorry.
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we're back on the fifth.
should we just do it then?
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we cannot do it then.
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monthly dental appointment.
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soft teeth.
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what about february 2nd?
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uh. . . would you want to
do it on groundhog day?
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no, no. i celebrate privately.
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that's right.
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um, why don't we just do it now?
we'll do it quickly.
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now? it's our Christmas party.
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- we'll do it quickly.
- what if we can't do it quickly?
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what if we can't so it quickly?
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what if we can't do it?
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do you know how to do an intervention?
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hey, shut up.
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here we go. everybody gather up.
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an intervention,
it's sort of hard to describe.
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but really it's--
it's a coming together--
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it's a surprise party. . . for people
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who are-- who have addictions.
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and you get in their face
and you scream at them,
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and you make them feel really
badly about themselves.
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and then they stop.
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it looks like we're gonna
be here for a while,
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so why don't you make a little
plate of hummus for everyone?
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little triangles of pita
toasted on both sides,
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fanned, so you can easily grab them.
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- i don't--
- and napkins.
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fanned.
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okay. . . how do you feel?
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- a little better.
- i threw up.
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ecch. t. m. i.
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fire girl!
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- too soon.
- yeah.
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okay, you know what i thought we should
do is have a quick intervention,
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and then get back to the party.
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Michael, we're only allowed to talk
about meredith's work performance.
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we cannot ask her to stop drinking.
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i am not asking her to stop drinking.
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i am imploring her
to quit being an alcoholic.
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i'm not an alcoholic.
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yeah, obviously you are.
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okay, everybody who thinks
that meredith is an alcoholic,
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please raise your hands.
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aye.
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the ayes have it.
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i don't care what everyone thinks.
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i know i am not an alcoholic.
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all right, well,
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let's look at this a little
bit closer then. shall we?
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when i was in college
i used to get wicked hammered.
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my nickname was "puke. "
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i would chug a fifth of so-co,
sneak into a frat party. . .
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polish off a few people's empties. . .
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some brewskis, some jell-o shots.
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do some body shots off myself.
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pass out, wake up the next morning,
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boot, rally, more so-co, head to class.
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probably would have gotten expelled
if i'd let it affect my grades,
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but i aced all my courses.
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they called me "ace. "
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it was totally awesome.
i got straight "b"s.
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they called me "buzz. "
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meredith,
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have you ever used alcohol
to alter your mood
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or deliberately change
your state of mind?
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sure.
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do you sometimes have a drink
to celebrate a special occasion
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or mark a holiday?
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obviously.
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have you ever,
under the influence of alcohol,
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questioned the teachings
of the mormon church?
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where did you get this?
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i got it on a web site.
that's not important.
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Michael, we should contact some experts.
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she don't know what you're doing.
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you know what, toby,
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one of my employees
is undergoing a crisis.
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and i wish for just once
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you would take my side on this.
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i'm doing your job, man.
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hey, are you texting?
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yeah, 'cause this is kind of a drag.
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alcohol is a drag. yes.
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here's what i'd like to do.
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i'd like to go around the room
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and have us each express to meredith
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how her alcoholism has affected us
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i'll begin.
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this Christmas party is perhaps
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the best Christmas party
i have ever been to.
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but then you got so drunk
that we had to stop and do this.
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that's how your drinking affected me.
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anybody else?
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another time when meredith's drinking
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affected you?
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come on, people.
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if we don't say anything,
she's not gonna get any better.
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yes, kevin.
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well, meredith, there was that one time
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you bought movie tickets,
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and then you got too drunk to go.
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so you gave them to me.
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and that was really cool.
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that's--you didn't--
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you weren't hurt by that.
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yeah, you said affected by it.
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thanks again. you're welcome.
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no, that's not what we're going for.
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who has a problem with
meredith's drinking?
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it has to bother you.
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it bothers me, right?
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how does it bother you? Dwight?
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don't you have anything?
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no. i like meredith.
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actually, i don't care for meredith.
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but i don't believe
in this kind of thing.
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in the schrute family,
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we believe in a
five-fingered intervention.
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awareness, education, control,
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acceptance, and punching.
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who's gonna tell us
the latest dirty joke?
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who is going to tell us what
you watched on television last night?
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i am fine.
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was john belushi fine?
was bob hope fine?
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come here.
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if anything ever happened to you,
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i would be very angry at myself
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for not doing all that i could do.
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i know i drink.
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i like to party.
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i want you to say "i'm an alcoholic. "
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i'm not an alcoholic!
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you can say it as loudly as you want,
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but we're not going to believe you.
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i was waiting until later to hand out
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this year's gifts from corporate.
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i don't think
they're appropriate anymore.
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please stop making me do these things.
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oh, sorry, it's your job.
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it's the season of mercy.
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you never showed me mercy
when you were in charge.
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why aren't you wearing the hair net?
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i lost it.
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fine.
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okay.
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nice.
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i don't mind telling you
that i have an addiction.
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i do. . . to porn.
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all right. no, no, no. no.
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that is--the image,
263
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i think we all can agree,
is very disgusting.
264
00:12:08,260 --> 00:12:11,280
but you know what, meredith,
265
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you lit your hair on fire today.
266
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what about tomorrow?
267
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what is going to happen
268
00:12:16,810 --> 00:12:19,790
when you come in to work
and you're dead?
269
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i stab her in the brain
with a wooden stick.
270
00:12:22,270 --> 00:12:24,370
there are several ways
to kill a zombie.
271
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but the most satisfying one
272
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is to stab it in the brain
with a wooden stick.
273
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everyone in this room loves you.
274
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but mark my words,
275
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we are not going to support
your alcoholism anymore.
276
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the next time you light
yourself on fire,
277
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we are not going to help put you out.
278
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oh, as fire marshal, i would have to.
279
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Dwight--
280
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she is a hazard to the other
people of the office.
281
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oh, okay.
282
00:12:47,960 --> 00:12:49,980
i suppose i could do it
if it was a controlled burn
283
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in a well-ventilated area.
284
00:12:51,710 --> 00:12:53,480
yeah, but you're gonna
need a permit for that.
285
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oh, right, that'll take a couple of weeks.
286
00:12:55,470 --> 00:12:57,090
- i can get you one in an hour.
- really?
287
00:12:57,120 --> 00:12:59,570
okay, you know, this-- this is over.
288
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i agree.
289
00:13:00,590 --> 00:13:02,310
Michael, i think you did
the best you could,
290
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but this is bigger than all of us.
291
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enabler.
292
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enabler. enabler.
293
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enabler. enabler. enabler.
294
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it's Christmas,
and we are turning our back
295
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on somebody who's asking for help.
296
00:13:14,140 --> 00:13:16,440
you know what the only thing
i want for Christmas?
297
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i want meredith to get better.
298
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that's my only wish.
299
00:13:19,910 --> 00:13:21,640
but you know what,
my wishes never come true.
300
00:13:21,650 --> 00:13:23,660
so i'm not going to wish that on her.
301
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**
302
00:13:30,980 --> 00:13:32,580
they've been in there for 45 minutes.
303
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i know.
304
00:13:33,760 --> 00:13:36,220
if she wasn't an
alcoholic before, she is now.
305
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that's a halwa shebakia cookie.
they serve it during ramadan.
306
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it's great.
307
00:13:53,360 --> 00:13:54,640
hey.
308
00:13:58,120 --> 00:14:00,050
- what's up?
- you take requests?
309
00:14:00,090 --> 00:14:01,450
- sure.
- please stop.
310
00:14:01,490 --> 00:14:03,470
because we're having
a Christmas party.
311
00:14:21,020 --> 00:14:22,510
i'll be down in a minute.
312
00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:29,050
could you write down the number
313
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of that rehabilitation center
that you mentioned?
314
00:14:31,770 --> 00:14:33,930
sure. wow.
315
00:14:40,180 --> 00:14:41,310
ow.
316
00:14:48,120 --> 00:14:49,650
we just missed poor richard's.
317
00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:50,870
- we did?
- yeah, i thought we were
318
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-going out for a drink.
- oh, shoot.
319
00:14:52,700 --> 00:14:56,320
oh, well, we'll have to go
someplace else then, i guess.
320
00:14:56,330 --> 00:14:58,420
- well, the bog?
- yeah. . .
321
00:14:58,450 --> 00:15:00,840
- cooper's, Kelly's. . .
- we could go there, sure.
322
00:15:00,860 --> 00:15:03,770
- brixx's, carmen's. . .
- yes.
323
00:15:03,810 --> 00:15:06,210
- the fort, Andy gavin's?
-i have a new place.
324
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it must have just opened up.
325
00:15:08,320 --> 00:15:10,250
it--yeah. recently.
326
00:15:10,280 --> 00:15:12,800
yeah. all right. all right.
327
00:15:13,860 --> 00:15:15,490
enough of this Christmas crap.
328
00:15:15,510 --> 00:15:18,030
let's get some party music. yeah!
329
00:15:18,070 --> 00:15:20,010
yeah. oh, there you go.
330
00:15:20,010 --> 00:15:21,610
yeah! that's good.
331
00:15:21,640 --> 00:15:22,760
yeah, that's better.
332
00:15:22,800 --> 00:15:24,420
we're party girls.
333
00:15:25,010 --> 00:15:26,770
hey, sasha, it's daddy.
334
00:15:26,830 --> 00:15:30,000
have you ever heard of
this doll, princess unicorn?
335
00:15:31,380 --> 00:15:32,960
no, no, no.
336
00:15:32,970 --> 00:15:35,930
no, i'm just curious if you heard of it.
337
00:15:36,900 --> 00:15:38,550
this is great.
338
00:15:38,570 --> 00:15:41,140
my ex-wife's gonna be so pissed.
339
00:15:42,600 --> 00:15:45,430
for once, daddy's gonna be a hero.
340
00:15:48,110 --> 00:15:49,720
- 200?
- yo.
341
00:15:50,670 --> 00:15:53,230
hey, i'd like to buy one of your dolls.
342
00:15:53,250 --> 00:15:54,660
oh, that's my last one.
343
00:15:54,690 --> 00:15:56,410
oh, no. i--
344
00:15:56,420 --> 00:15:59,720
no, no, i was gonna--
i was gonna buy that doll.
345
00:15:59,750 --> 00:16:01,020
thanks, man.
346
00:16:01,030 --> 00:16:02,620
i was gonna get the doll.
347
00:16:02,660 --> 00:16:04,240
i was--
348
00:16:04,260 --> 00:16:05,110
not my problem.
349
00:16:05,150 --> 00:16:07,610
but i-- i promised my daughter--
350
00:16:07,650 --> 00:16:09,840
darryl, look, i--
351
00:16:10,940 --> 00:16:12,590
i need that doll.
352
00:16:12,620 --> 00:16:14,620
i need the doll. i'm begging you.
353
00:16:14,660 --> 00:16:17,720
i just--i need it more
than anything in the world.
354
00:16:17,750 --> 00:16:19,380
i need this doll.
355
00:16:19,420 --> 00:16:21,260
darryl, man, i need the doll.
356
00:16:21,290 --> 00:16:23,020
okay, all right, man. don't cry.
357
00:16:23,060 --> 00:16:24,810
it's cool.
358
00:16:26,570 --> 00:16:28,710
i'll let you get it for 400.
359
00:16:29,600 --> 00:16:31,420
i only have 200.
360
00:16:31,430 --> 00:16:32,930
you can owe me.
361
00:16:33,180 --> 00:16:36,030
oh, man, thanks. thanks.
362
00:16:37,160 --> 00:16:39,240
thank you, man.
363
00:16:39,280 --> 00:16:41,090
thank you.
364
00:16:41,110 --> 00:16:42,600
i know, right?
365
00:16:42,620 --> 00:16:44,060
merry Christmas.
366
00:16:44,100 --> 00:16:46,560
oh, thanks. she's gonna--
367
00:16:46,590 --> 00:16:48,730
oh. . .
368
00:16:49,640 --> 00:16:52,030
something wrong with the doll?
369
00:16:52,890 --> 00:16:53,750
no.
370
00:16:53,770 --> 00:16:57,220
it's--it's even, um--
371
00:16:57,260 --> 00:17:00,050
it's even better than the one i wanted.
372
00:17:06,570 --> 00:17:08,390
sunrise rehab?
373
00:17:08,430 --> 00:17:10,170
no! no!
374
00:17:10,200 --> 00:17:12,160
no! i told you no!
375
00:17:12,190 --> 00:17:14,510
- there is no way. no way!
- it's okay.
376
00:17:14,540 --> 00:17:15,730
it's all right.
there is no way! there's no way.
377
00:17:15,760 --> 00:17:17,460
meredith, we're doing this for your own good.
378
00:17:17,490 --> 00:17:19,230
- okay. come on.
- there is no way.
379
00:17:19,260 --> 00:17:21,410
- there is no way!
- here we go. this is gonna be good.
380
00:17:21,420 --> 00:17:23,040
no way. i told you.
381
00:17:23,100 --> 00:17:24,170
we talked about this.
382
00:17:24,190 --> 00:17:25,510
there is absolutely no way!
383
00:17:25,550 --> 00:17:27,160
- there we go.
- there's no way!
384
00:17:27,180 --> 00:17:29,510
no! there is no way! no! no!
385
00:17:29,550 --> 00:17:31,310
- all right, here we go.
- i am not going in there!
386
00:17:31,340 --> 00:17:33,570
- yes, you are. yes you are.
- i am not going in there!
387
00:17:33,620 --> 00:17:36,270
wait a minute, wait a minute,
wait a minute, wait a minute!
388
00:17:36,290 --> 00:17:37,910
wait a minute, wait a minute,
wait a minute, wait a minute!
389
00:17:37,940 --> 00:17:40,630
- wait a minute. just wait. just wait.
- calm down.
390
00:17:40,630 --> 00:17:42,140
no! oh--
391
00:17:42,140 --> 00:17:43,260
oh, my god! oh, my god!
392
00:17:43,290 --> 00:17:45,730
no! no! no! no!
393
00:17:45,740 --> 00:17:47,400
oh, my god.
394
00:17:49,710 --> 00:17:51,340
come on. shh.
395
00:17:51,380 --> 00:17:53,920
no! there is no way! there is no way!
396
00:17:53,960 --> 00:17:55,550
- here's the door. here's the door.
- there is no way!
397
00:17:55,610 --> 00:17:59,690
- no! no!
- let's start meeting--hello.
398
00:17:59,710 --> 00:18:00,940
- this man is crazy.
- how are you?
399
00:18:00,980 --> 00:18:02,070
- can i help you?
- this man is crazy!
400
00:18:02,110 --> 00:18:05,210
- i have a deposit. alcoholic.
- no! no!
401
00:18:05,220 --> 00:18:07,280
- so do i sign?
- nooooo!
402
00:18:07,980 --> 00:18:10,500
i need you to put
the Christmas tree back up.
403
00:18:10,510 --> 00:18:11,670
it's outside.
404
00:18:11,700 --> 00:18:14,690
i didn't ask you where it was.
i told you where it needs to be.
405
00:18:16,020 --> 00:18:17,490
shut up.
406
00:18:17,500 --> 00:18:19,090
excuse me?
407
00:18:19,380 --> 00:18:20,970
i'm not moving the tree.
408
00:18:20,980 --> 00:18:23,270
face it, the only power
you have over me
409
00:18:23,310 --> 00:18:26,040
is this little secret that
i know you're not gonna tell.
410
00:18:26,380 --> 00:18:27,990
oh, and you wanna know how i know that?
411
00:18:28,010 --> 00:18:29,060
because then you won't be able to plan
412
00:18:29,070 --> 00:18:31,490
your stupid, tacky parties anymore.
413
00:18:31,530 --> 00:18:33,250
so you move the tree.
414
00:18:40,640 --> 00:18:42,200
okay.
415
00:18:48,080 --> 00:18:50,830
Angela's having sex with Dwight.
416
00:18:54,390 --> 00:18:57,980
i caught them doing it after
toby's going away party.
417
00:19:02,960 --> 00:19:04,920
well, don't look so surprised.
418
00:19:06,830 --> 00:19:08,420
- i knew it.
- you did not know it.
419
00:19:08,460 --> 00:19:09,400
i knew some of it.
420
00:19:09,410 --> 00:19:10,920
everyone knew some of it.
421
00:19:11,530 --> 00:19:13,820
it's Christmas.
422
00:19:13,830 --> 00:19:14,520
you knew it.
423
00:19:14,560 --> 00:19:16,030
thank you.
424
00:19:16,050 --> 00:19:17,890
- i knew it.
- she knew it.
425
00:19:19,360 --> 00:19:21,050
as it turns out, you can't just
426
00:19:21,080 --> 00:19:23,050
check someone into rehab
against their will.
427
00:19:23,100 --> 00:19:25,990
they have to do it voluntarily.
428
00:19:26,010 --> 00:19:28,100
and they have to hit rock bottom.
429
00:19:28,130 --> 00:19:30,690
so i think i know what
i need to do at this point.
430
00:19:30,710 --> 00:19:35,950
i need to find ways to push
meredith to the bottom.
431
00:19:35,970 --> 00:19:39,300
um, i think i can do it.
432
00:19:39,890 --> 00:19:41,370
**
433
00:19:43,690 --> 00:19:46,150
all right, everybody's
still here--perfect.
434
00:19:46,300 --> 00:19:48,800
got a little surprise
i've been working on.
435
00:19:48,830 --> 00:19:51,830
Angela, my bride,
i just wanted you to know
436
00:19:51,840 --> 00:19:53,810
that for the rest of our lives,
437
00:19:53,820 --> 00:19:57,270
no matter the cultural milieu,
438
00:19:57,280 --> 00:20:00,110
i will always be there to bring you
439
00:20:00,130 --> 00:20:02,250
some Christmas cheer.
440
00:20:02,280 --> 00:20:04,450
deck the halls with boughs of holly
441
00:20:04,500 --> 00:20:06,840
fa la la la la la la la la
442
00:20:06,860 --> 00:20:09,610
tis the season to be jolly
443
00:20:09,640 --> 00:20:12,190
fa la la la la la la la la
444
00:20:12,230 --> 00:20:14,910
don we now our gay apparel
445
00:20:14,950 --> 00:20:17,770
fa la la, la la la
446
00:20:17,790 --> 00:20:22,550
troll the little old yule tide carol
447
00:20:22,590 --> 00:20:26,090
roo da da da doo
448
00:20:26,120 --> 00:20:30,640
ra doo doo doo doo doo
449
00:20:36,500 --> 00:20:38,810
i think i'd like to go home now.
450
00:20:38,820 --> 00:20:40,490
sure.
451
00:20:41,820 --> 00:20:44,480
ooh. . . tough room.
452
00:20:46,030 --> 00:20:48,000
come on, i just learned it.
453
00:20:48,020 --> 00:20:50,690
just so you know, protocol
is a little round of applause.
454
00:20:50,700 --> 00:20:55,800
but merry Christmas to all,
and to all a good night!
455
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