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Dunder mifflin. This is pam.
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I'm sorry. He's not in yet.
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Would you like his voicemail?
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Yeah!
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Yeah,okay!
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12 miles an hour.
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Eat that,carl lewis!
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Angela made
several 9-1-1 calls
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About cars going too fast
in front of the building,
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So the police put up a radar gun.
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It's actually caused a
bit of a traffic hazard.
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Aah!
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Wow,13!
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No,no.No,there was wind.
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I was just jogging.
Dwight,there was wind.
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- I want a do-Over.-
No,no,no. It's not your turn.
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All right,13 is the new number.
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Oscar,go ahead.
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I want another try. Here we go!
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31! 31!
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There was a car.
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I was ahead of the car.
31 is my new number.
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31 is humanly impossible.
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Go,oscar. 31's my numb.
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- That's impossible.
- Beat it.
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the.Office.Season05
episode11
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Today's a big day.
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My presence has been requested by
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Chief financial officer david wallace.
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He says that he wants to
talk about big picture stuff.
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And i'll be honest,
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I have little or no idea
what that means,so...
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Probably bad.
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Quick announcement.
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New year,new candy.
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Whoo-Hoo!
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Okay,be careful,kevin.
They're kind of spicy.
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Hot tamales.
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Yeah.
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So maybe just try one at first,
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And then if it's
okay,have a couple more.
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Excuse me,everyone. Can
i have the floor please?
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Um...
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This is insanely awkward.
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It's kind of the elephant in the room,
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So i'll just...
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No one has rsvp'd to our wedding yet,
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And the deadline was yesterday.
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Wait,you still
don't know--
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No,no.
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Nope.
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- Hmm?
- Nothing.
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- You still don't
- Why don't
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- Let's
- What are you doing?
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How about
we just--
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I just have to talk to you for a second.
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- Andy,has anyone
- Ahh!
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No,no one has rsvp'd,
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And i don't understand it.
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And now you're shutting me out.
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And you're not even listening.
And that's really considerate.
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- Thank you.
- No,what i'm saying is
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- No,no.No,that's not it.
- I know.
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Andy still doesn't know
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That angela's having
an affair with dwight.
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And it's been 17 days.
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I mean,eventually he'll figure it out...
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When their kids have giant heads
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And beet-Stained teeth.
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But right now it's just...awkward.
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How can he still not know?
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- We can't figure that out.
- I can't take it anymore.
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Wait,what? You can't take what?
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I am telling andy.
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No.You n't do that. It
shouldn't come from you.
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Who should it come from then?
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Angela. Angela.
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From angela.Angela.
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Are you still having
intercourse with her?
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What is wrong with you? She is engaged.
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Did you ever have
intercourse in this office?
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Are you serious?
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Ugh. Where?
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Where?
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Where,dwight?
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Seems like you already know where.
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Kevin,you screwed this form up again.
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The amount owed goes at the top.
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Oh,i'm sorry.
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I didn't realize i was
doing something wrong.
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If i had,i would've admitted it
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And stopped right away.
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That's enough.
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Because i wouldn't
want an innocent person
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Who doesn't know
anything about the form--
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What?
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That was good.
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It jt at the end,you
weren't saying something
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That could also apply to the form.
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How about "i'm sorry i
did such a whorish job
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Filling out this form."
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There you go.
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That cannot be true!
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You're going to charge me a e
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To cut my own cake?
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Uh,no. No,no,no.
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What i'm saying is i
want to cut it myself.
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- Trade seats with me.
- No.
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I've got a better angle on pam.
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I can see everything.
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Please stop.
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I need a soup spoon.
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Rule 17.
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Don't turn your back on bears,
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Men you have wronged,
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Or the dominant turkey
during mating season.
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There are 40 rules all
schrute boys must learn
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Before the age of five.
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Learn your rules
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You better learn your rules
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If you don't
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You'll be eaten in your sleep
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What is it?
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You've got to tell andy about us.
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That is a terrible idea.
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- One of your worst.
- Get it over with.
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Then we don't have to hide anymore.
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You're expanding on your worst idea.
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Do you love me or not?
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I've already admitted that i do.
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Why do you keep making me repeat it?
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Because you're engaged to andy.
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Well?
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- Not yet.
- When?
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When what?
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When what?
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You know this can't go on.
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- What can't go on?
- We have to put an end to this.
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- Seems like
- Come on.
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You guys should...
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Be hearing what i'm saying.
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This is really not how
this is supposed to happen.
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Angela said she was gonna tell him.
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She's just not ready.
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- When will she be ready?
- I don't know.
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- Is she crazy in bed?
- Yes.
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- Stop.
- How so,specifically?
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What? Okay,listen.
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- This shouldn't happen at work.
- Eager and flexible.
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- And...
- Really?
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This shouldn't be coming from his boss.
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And we should also consider the fact
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That that man has an anger issue.
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Too late.
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Well,it's not too late,'cause
you haven't done anything.
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I am already walking.
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Michael,once this gets out,
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I don't know how it's gonna go down.
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Okay,what does that mean?
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Might get ugly.
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Jim,this has to get out
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So we can all deal with it.
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But you're leaving.
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- Have a good trip.
- Thanks.
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- Andy.
- Yeah?
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Walk with me.
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Will do,boss man.
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Oh,i do not have much time.
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Car's all the way over there.
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To tell you what i have to tell you.
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And just bear in
mind that when i say--
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Say these things...
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That are bad things that you hear...
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In your ears,
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This is something that i...
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If i were you,that i
wouldn't want to hear.
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You're not making any sense.
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Well...
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No,i'm not.
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So i-- I'm not very
articulate today,
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So i'll just leave it for another time.
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- Another day.
- All righty.
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- Which'll be
- Fine. I'm off.
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- Have a good meeting.
- Thank you.
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Kick wallace's ass.
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Okay,i will.
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Dwight and angela are
having an affair,so.
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I can't hear you through the glass.
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Dwight and angela are having an affair.
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They've been sleeping
together for some time.
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That was the news.
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I wanted to let you know.
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What? All right.See you later.
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- Are you serious?
- Yep.
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I knew something bad
was gonna happen today.
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You said that yesterday.
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Yeah,my neighbor got murdered.
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What are you standing for?
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If i'm sitting,
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I can't disable his neck or his groin.
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You're not gonna do anything
to his neck or his groin.
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If i'm sitting,i don't
have the option to.
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Dwight,i'm in charge
when michael's gone,
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And i need
you to sit--
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I need to talk to you.
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We can talk right here.
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I need to talk to you in private.
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We're not listening.
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Let's go to the conference room.
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Is it true?
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What have you heard?
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That you're sleeping with dwight.
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That doesn't sound like me.
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Is it true?
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Andy,i'm engaged to you.
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I mean we just signed off
on our wedding flowers.
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Would i have said yes
to formal chrysanthemums
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If i didn't want to get married?
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And we went through all that
stuff with our wedding cake--
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Just answer the question.
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Are you sleeping with dwight?
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A little bit.
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How long has it been going on?
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I don't know.
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I mean,we were together,
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And then he killed sprinkles.
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And then we stopped,and...
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I don't know exactly
when we started up again.
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Who else knows about it?
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- Michael.
- Who else?
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Let me think about it.
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Oh,god.
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Come on!
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So listen,michael.
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Your branch has been doing great lately,
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D ur sales staff is reporting
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Very strong numbers.
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Outperforming last year,in fact.
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Um,and i don't know
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Exactly how to put this,
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But...
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What are you doing right?
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- Right what?
- Utica,albany
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All the other branches are struggling.
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But your branch is
reporting strong numbers.
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Look,you're not our
most traditional guy,
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But clearly something
you are doing...is right.
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Ani just-- I need to get
a sense of what that is.
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David,here it is.
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My philosophy is basically this.
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And this is something that i live by.
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And i always have,and i always will.
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Don't ever for any reason
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Do anything to anyone
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For any reason ever,no matter what.
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No matter
wh--
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Where,or who,or who you are with,
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Or-- Or where
you are going,
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Or-- Or where
you've been...
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Ever...
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For any reason whatsoever.
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Sometimes i'll start a sentence,
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And i don't even know where it's going.
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I just hope i find it along the way.
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Like an improv conversation.
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An improversation.
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This is gonna sound
sort of high maintenance,
270
00:11:45,230 --> 00:11:47,640
But could we have it,like,three
degrees cooler in here?
271
00:11:47,650 --> 00:11:50,330
I always think better when it's cooler.
272
00:11:50,350 --> 00:11:53,080
Here's the thing.Michael
is doing something right.
273
00:11:53,090 --> 00:11:55,160
And in this economic climate,
274
00:11:55,170 --> 00:11:57,490
No method of success can be ignored.
275
00:11:57,500 --> 00:11:59,110
It's not really a time for executives
276
00:11:59,120 --> 00:12:01,020
To start getting judgmental now.
277
00:12:01,040 --> 00:12:02,510
It's hail mary time.
278
00:12:02,520 --> 00:12:03,590
Hey,
279
00:12:03,600 --> 00:12:06,410
What say we order up some pasta?
280
00:12:07,330 --> 00:12:09,660
What say we do.
281
00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:12,510
Standard,you know? Nothing fancy.
282
00:12:12,520 --> 00:12:13,820
So,like,missionary?
283
00:12:13,830 --> 00:12:15,810
I said nothing fancy.
284
00:12:15,820 --> 00:12:17,260
Do you love him?
285
00:12:17,280 --> 00:12:18,980
I love you.
286
00:12:18,990 --> 00:12:20,500
Why should i believe that?
287
00:12:20,510 --> 00:12:24,570
Andy,we are at a crossroads here.
288
00:12:24,580 --> 00:12:27,750
And we can either give in
to what people are saying,
289
00:12:27,760 --> 00:12:29,080
That we're not
good together--
290
00:12:29,090 --> 00:12:30,140
Who says that?
291
00:12:30,150 --> 00:12:33,330
Orwe can prove them wrong.
292
00:12:33,500 --> 00:12:35,940
Let's prove them wrong.
293
00:12:43,500 --> 00:12:45,030
Where's dwight?
294
00:12:45,040 --> 00:12:47,410
- You okay,man?
- No.
295
00:12:47,980 --> 00:12:49,500
Not at all,actually.
296
00:12:49,510 --> 00:12:51,260
But thanks for asking. Appreciate it.
297
00:12:51,270 --> 00:12:53,020
You know what?I'd also like
to take this opportunity
298
00:12:53,030 --> 00:12:55,120
To thank all of you for lying
299
00:12:55,130 --> 00:12:56,930
To my face.
300
00:12:56,940 --> 00:12:59,080
And not telling me what's
been going on this entire time.
301
00:12:59,090 --> 00:13:01,070
You are welcome.
302
00:13:06,650 --> 00:13:08,540
Dwight.
303
00:13:09,360 --> 00:13:11,400
Andy.
304
00:13:11,960 --> 00:13:13,430
It's over.
305
00:13:13,440 --> 00:13:15,290
Oh,good. She broke up with you.
306
00:13:15,300 --> 00:13:16,660
No.
307
00:13:16,670 --> 00:13:18,290
It's-- It's over
between you two.
308
00:13:18,300 --> 00:13:20,200
Uh,no way.
309
00:13:20,210 --> 00:13:21,770
I am not giving up.
310
00:13:21,780 --> 00:13:24,190
- You have to.
- No,i don't.
311
00:13:24,530 --> 00:13:26,290
She doesn't love you.
312
00:13:26,300 --> 00:13:27,930
She's marrying me.
313
00:13:27,940 --> 00:13:29,320
Well,i don't know about that
314
00:13:29,330 --> 00:13:31,590
Because she certainly seems to enjoy
315
00:13:31,600 --> 00:13:33,810
Making lovemaking with me.
316
00:13:33,820 --> 00:13:35,580
Angelabernard.
317
00:13:35,600 --> 00:13:37,960
Will never be her name.
318
00:13:37,970 --> 00:13:39,450
It will be her name,
319
00:13:39,460 --> 00:13:41,130
And you will have to call her that.
320
00:13:41,140 --> 00:13:42,580
I don't think so.
321
00:13:42,590 --> 00:13:44,610
Hey,guys,why don't we,uh,
322
00:13:44,620 --> 00:13:45,640
Just cool off a bit?
323
00:13:45,650 --> 00:13:46,900
I'm telling you to back down.
324
00:13:46,910 --> 00:13:48,490
And i'm telling you that
i will never back down.
325
00:13:48,500 --> 00:13:49,980
- Then i'll make you.
- Oh,really?
326
00:13:49,990 --> 00:13:51,170
How are you gonna do that?
327
00:13:51,180 --> 00:13:52,590
Through the use of force.
328
00:13:52,600 --> 00:13:53,980
That is very general
329
00:13:53,990 --> 00:13:55,470
And does not scare me in the slightest.
330
00:13:55,480 --> 00:13:57,400
- I will fight you.
- Nope.
331
00:13:57,410 --> 00:14:00,320
Okay,fine! Good!A duel.
332
00:14:00,330 --> 00:14:02,140
The winner gets angela.
333
00:14:02,150 --> 00:14:03,140
- Fine!
- Fine!
334
00:14:03,150 --> 00:14:04,920
- This is nuts.
- What is your weapon?
335
00:14:04,930 --> 00:14:06,430
Okay,you know what,that's
enough because--
336
00:14:06,440 --> 00:14:07,730
Hey,this is none of your business.
337
00:14:07,740 --> 00:14:10,130
Hey,it is my business
when it happens wk.
338
00:14:10,140 --> 00:14:11,390
Guess what,
339
00:14:11,400 --> 00:14:12,770
- Not happening at work.
- Yes.
340
00:14:12,780 --> 00:14:14,470
- We're gonna do it outside.
- Outside of work.
341
00:14:14,480 --> 00:14:17,050
- None of your business.
- None of your business then.
342
00:14:17,880 --> 00:14:19,740
Good. So what weapon?
343
00:14:19,750 --> 00:14:21,420
- My bare hands.
- That is stupid.
344
00:14:21,430 --> 00:14:23,620
I will use a sword,and i
will cut off your bare hands.
345
00:14:23,630 --> 00:14:25,050
Then i'll get something too.
346
00:14:25,060 --> 00:14:27,830
I'vead two men fight over me before.
347
00:14:27,840 --> 00:14:30,390
Usually it's over which one
gets to hold the camcorder.
348
00:14:30,400 --> 00:14:33,900
Angela,you have to put
a stop to this right now.
349
00:14:37,340 --> 00:14:40,280
I will respect the results of the duel.
350
00:14:40,470 --> 00:14:43,120
- Of course you will.
- I call los.
351
00:14:43,130 --> 00:14:46,780
I will be taking my break at 4:00
352
00:14:46,790 --> 00:14:48,710
In the parking lot.
353
00:14:48,720 --> 00:14:50,640
I will also be taking my break
354
00:14:50,650 --> 00:14:54,250
At the exact same time
and in the same location.
355
00:14:54,820 --> 00:14:56,610
What a coincidence.
356
00:15:05,150 --> 00:15:06,990
So i either get more involved
357
00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:09,630
Or i take a sick day...
358
00:15:10,920 --> 00:15:13,340
Leaving dwight in charge.
359
00:15:13,460 --> 00:15:15,340
Oh,god.
360
00:15:24,950 --> 00:15:26,820
How'd that get there?
361
00:15:31,310 --> 00:15:33,950
There's a star-Shaped thing
taped under the kitchen table.
362
00:15:33,960 --> 00:15:35,940
Thanks,meredith.
363
00:15:36,350 --> 00:15:38,440
So i was in the office,
364
00:15:39,150 --> 00:15:42,860
And i look over to our
accounting division,
365
00:15:42,870 --> 00:15:44,490
And there is kevin malone.
366
00:15:44,500 --> 00:15:46,400
Kevin is wearing a jacket
367
00:15:46,410 --> 00:15:48,250
That i've never seen before.
368
00:15:48,260 --> 00:15:50,900
And i call over to kevin,
369
00:15:50,910 --> 00:15:55,760
"Kevin,is that a tweed jacket?"
370
00:15:55,770 --> 00:15:57,030
And he looks at me and he says,
371
00:15:57,040 --> 00:15:59,400
"Michael,yes,it is a tweed jacket."
372
00:15:59,410 --> 00:16:01,470
And i look back at him and i say,
373
00:16:01,480 --> 00:16:04,170
"I feel the need...
374
00:16:05,040 --> 00:16:06,850
The need for tweed."
375
00:16:06,860 --> 00:16:08,200
So.
376
00:16:08,210 --> 00:16:10,080
It's hard to try and
evaluate yourself,michael,
377
00:16:10,090 --> 00:16:12,770
But i appreciate you trying.
378
00:16:13,530 --> 00:16:16,250
- And thanks for coming in.
- Oh,thank you.
379
00:16:16,260 --> 00:16:17,050
Yes.
380
00:16:17,070 --> 00:16:18,920
Have to say,i am so impressed
381
00:16:18,930 --> 00:16:21,480
With the potential you see in me.
382
00:16:22,710 --> 00:16:24,090
Yeah.
383
00:16:30,740 --> 00:16:32,490
Yeah,finish up.
384
00:16:33,230 --> 00:16:35,110
Come on!
385
00:16:35,520 --> 00:16:37,810
Where are you?
386
00:16:37,820 --> 00:16:40,380
Let's do this thing!
387
00:16:41,380 --> 00:16:44,050
Come on! Come on out!
388
00:16:44,430 --> 00:16:46,790
I can't believe they're
gonna fight over me.
389
00:16:46,800 --> 00:16:50,020
I guess people have fewer
choices as they get older.
390
00:16:50,290 --> 00:16:51,710
Come on!
391
00:16:51,730 --> 00:16:53,670
Hey,has anything happened yet?
392
00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:54,990
- Where are you?
- Mm. It's 4:10.
393
00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:56,130
I don't think he's gonna show.
394
00:16:56,140 --> 00:16:57,650
Oh,come on,man.
395
00:16:57,660 --> 00:16:59,290
Believe in something.
396
00:16:59,300 --> 00:17:01,550
Come on,coward!
397
00:17:01,560 --> 00:17:03,310
Where are you?
398
00:17:05,300 --> 00:17:06,920
Where--
399
00:17:07,730 --> 00:17:09,290
What?
400
00:17:12,490 --> 00:17:14,760
"From the desk of andrew bernard."
401
00:17:15,630 --> 00:17:18,430
A note. Pathetic.
402
00:17:18,860 --> 00:17:20,370
"Dear dwight,
403
00:17:20,380 --> 00:17:21,910
"By now you have received my note.
404
00:17:21,920 --> 00:17:23,590
"How are you? I am well.
405
00:17:23,600 --> 00:17:26,450
"You are no doubt wondering
"why i have left this note.
406
00:17:26,460 --> 00:17:28,680
"It's come to my attention "that
in any physical match with you,
407
00:17:28,690 --> 00:17:30,230
I would surely be bested."
408
00:17:30,240 --> 00:17:31,850
True.
409
00:17:31,860 --> 00:17:35,840
"The soft underbelly of my refined
upbringing is my soft underbelly."
410
00:17:35,850 --> 00:17:38,080
There's andy. He's in his car.
411
00:17:38,090 --> 00:17:39,470
You guys,what is he doing?
412
00:17:39,480 --> 00:17:41,110
Why isn't dwight turning around?
413
00:17:41,130 --> 00:17:44,250
The prius is silent if he keeps
it under five miles per hour.
414
00:17:44,740 --> 00:17:46,090
He deserves the win. Yeah.
415
00:17:46,100 --> 00:17:47,620
"Alas,after much consideration
and deliberation-- "
416
00:17:47,630 --> 00:17:49,080
Oh,my god!
417
00:17:49,090 --> 00:17:49,960
What's happenin'?
418
00:17:49,970 --> 00:17:52,590
Andy's running over dwight with his car.
419
00:17:52,610 --> 00:17:54,940
Whoa-- What
are you--
420
00:17:55,050 --> 00:17:56,640
- Hey! Hey!
- Yeah!
421
00:17:56,660 --> 00:17:58,890
- Oh! Ho!
- Come on ow!
422
00:17:58,900 --> 00:18:01,440
Ah! Aah!
423
00:18:01,660 --> 00:18:03,650
- You give up?
- Never!
424
00:18:03,660 --> 00:18:05,570
Get out and face me like a man!
425
00:18:05,580 --> 00:18:06,560
I am a man!
426
00:18:06,570 --> 00:18:08,490
I'm a bigger man than you'll ever be!
427
00:18:08,500 --> 00:18:10,760
I would never sleep with
another man's fiancee!
428
00:18:10,770 --> 00:18:11,890
You're not a man!
429
00:18:11,900 --> 00:18:14,080
You don't know how to take care of her!
430
00:18:14,090 --> 00:18:16,730
All you do is dress fancy and sing!
431
00:18:16,750 --> 00:18:18,660
La la la la la la la
432
00:18:18,670 --> 00:18:19,690
What does that mean?
433
00:18:19,700 --> 00:18:21,310
You can't even protect her!
434
00:18:21,320 --> 00:18:22,400
Protect her from what?
435
00:18:22,420 --> 00:18:23,900
Bears,you idiot?
436
00:18:23,910 --> 00:18:26,180
When's the last time you
saw a damn bear in scranton?
437
00:18:26,190 --> 00:18:28,230
Last year,idiot!
438
00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:29,290
Dwight.
439
00:18:29,310 --> 00:18:30,590
Are your legs broken?
440
00:18:30,600 --> 00:18:32,830
No,my right one's falling
asleep a little bit.
441
00:18:32,840 --> 00:18:33,600
Andy,are you all right?
442
00:18:33,610 --> 00:18:35,900
Go away,tuna! I'm winning this.
443
00:18:35,910 --> 00:18:37,940
Yeah,back off. This isn't your fight.
444
00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:39,820
Oh,how ch is this gonna cost?
445
00:18:39,830 --> 00:18:40,750
Oh!
446
00:18:40,760 --> 00:18:43,720
What? Trust fund'll take care of that.
447
00:18:43,730 --> 00:18:45,800
What did you say?I'm
sorry. I couldn't hear you.
448
00:18:45,810 --> 00:18:47,310
I
said--
449
00:18:47,320 --> 00:18:48,470
What?You stupid idiot!
450
00:18:48,480 --> 00:18:51,460
You're like a--You're
like a sasquatch.
451
00:18:51,470 --> 00:18:55,160
- You live in the woods.
- Sasquatches are the strongest animal on the planet!
452
00:18:55,170 --> 00:18:57,170
So fine,call me a sasquatch.
453
00:18:57,180 --> 00:18:58,050
I don't get it.
454
00:18:58,060 --> 00:18:59,880
How could she be sleeping
with you this whole time
455
00:18:59,890 --> 00:19:02,670
And only sleep with me twice?
456
00:19:02,690 --> 00:19:05,060
- What?
- What?
457
00:19:05,070 --> 00:19:06,610
She's sleeping with you?
458
00:19:06,620 --> 00:19:09,140
I'm her fiance.
459
00:19:09,680 --> 00:19:12,390
She said she was only sleeping with me.
460
00:19:54,800 --> 00:19:57,950
Yes,hi.My last name is bernard,
461
00:19:57,960 --> 00:20:01,330
And i would like to cancel a
wedding cake that i had ordered.
462
00:20:03,460 --> 00:20:05,570
B-
E-R-
463
00:20:05,580 --> 00:20:08,720
N-
A-R-D.
464
00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:12,500
Yeah.The one shaped like a sailboat.
465
00:20:14,400 --> 00:20:16,450
Yep,that's the one.
466
00:20:18,150 --> 00:20:19,690
Thank you.
467
00:20:22,770 --> 00:20:25,070
Wow,what a day! Ha ha!
468
00:20:25,080 --> 00:20:26,820
I thought i was gonna get chewed out.
469
00:20:26,830 --> 00:20:28,250
But hold on!
470
00:20:28,260 --> 00:20:30,030
Here's an attaboy for you.
471
00:20:30,040 --> 00:20:31,460
What?
472
00:20:31,470 --> 00:20:33,180
Roller-Coaster ride.
473
00:20:33,200 --> 00:20:34,710
Roller-Coast.
474
00:20:34,730 --> 00:20:36,410
Just goes to show,you leave scranton,
475
00:20:36,420 --> 00:20:38,580
Exciting things can happen.
476
00:20:39,610 --> 00:20:40,820
Ahh!
477
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