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what's this?
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looks like a red wire.
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that wasn't here before.
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well,it's a computer,dwight.
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i mean,computers have wires.
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yours doesn't.
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doesn't it?
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no.
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it's going in a different direction than the other wires.
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dwight,i'm really busy.i can't talk about this anymore.
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here.
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dwight!
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-just shut up,phyllis.
-get outta here.
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what are you doing?
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i got 500 feet of red wire at a flea market up by dunmore high school.
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20 bucks for the whole spool.crazy.what a deal.
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oh,he'll be fine.
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i made it up there.
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the office
Season 05 Episode 12
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what you talkin' 'bout,wallace?
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hi,miael.how are you?
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hi,m well.how are you?
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very good.
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so,listen,as you know,we haven't yet filled the regional supervisor job.
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oh,have you not?
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correct,and i was wondering if i could get you to do some of the fieldwork
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that would normally go to the supervisor.
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okay,there's an area from carbondale to marshbrook where we've never done any business.
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there's a small company there,prince paper.
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i can't get a report on it because it's not a public company.
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but we've been talking about going after their market.
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so i was hoping you could do some fact-finding for me.
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okay.
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so i'll fax over some of the things we're looking for,okay?
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fax? why don't you just send it over on a dinosaur?
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look,this is important,michael.
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oh,well,then e-mail it,david.
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you've got no taste,stanley hudson.
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oh,i do.
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what are you guys talking about?
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some actress.whether she's hot.
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who's the gal in question?
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-hilary swank
-ah,hilary swank.
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-not at all.
-she's got mean eyes.
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have you seen her with her bangs?
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she looks like a monster.
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guys,she is a beautiful movie star.
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so maybe we should just go to work.
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she is an amazing actress.
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but that's nuestio she's not hot.
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yeah.thank you,phyllis.
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okay,why don't we just put this to a vote?
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and then we'll be done with it.
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i'm not voting.
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no one cares.
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who thinks that hilary swank is hot,raise your hand.
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okay,and who thinks that hilary swank is not hot,
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five.five to five.
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thank you,accounting department.
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so what do we do now?
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what if the owner of prince family paper has a beautiful daughter
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and we have to seduce her in order to get their secrets?
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i will seduce her.
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no,i wanna seduce her.
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-i'll seduce her.
-let me sede her.
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-no,no,no.
-michael,please,can i seduce her?
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i got it.
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you'll fall in love with her.
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yeah,so what if i did?
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that would take precedence,and i would expect your support.
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okay,so let's go over the plan again.
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all right,i'm a local business owner.
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i needo buy paper.
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i find out everything about their prices and policies.
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your fictious name?
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-michael scarn.
-good.
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i am a paper salesman looking for a new job.
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i find out everything about their expenses and salaries.
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then we meet at the denny's,and we compare notes.
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no,i never said denny's.ihop.
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-no,i said denny's.ihop.
-we're going to ihop.you know how about ihop.
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oh,don't start.
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-are you a socialist?
-you know what,i don't want to get into this debate again.
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i enjoy ihop.
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i'll have a cup of coffee.
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you will have pancakes,and you'll like it.
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the stornefixtce to them is for lease.
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so what?
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it means they're not expanding.
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maybe they're shrinking.
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-no,no.
-they could be shrinking.
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no,because the sign is centered perfectly above their store.
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no sign of the sign being moved.
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it's lunchtime.
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but no sign of anyone mi in or out,which means they're not taking new customers out to lunch.
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which means they're not acquiring new business.
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so once again,no growth.
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yeah,and there are clouds.
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clouds in the sky.
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that means it's gonna rain.
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bad for business.
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oh,it would if they were altocumulus,t cirrostratus.
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why do you-- okay.
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-michael,get your clouds right.
-whatever.
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shut up.
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okay.
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so you go in now,i'm gonna go in in exactly ten minutes.
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we have never met each other.
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-we are complete strangers.
-right.
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also,we're gonna need a signal to bolt outta there in case there is danger.
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and that signal is-- lick your lips.
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try it.
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no,no,no.like this.
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good.
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ready to do this?
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all right.re come the sharks.
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in nature,there's something called the food chain.
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it is where the shark eats the little shark,
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and the little shark eats the littler shark.
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and so on and so on and so on until you get down to the single-cell shark.
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so now,replace sharks with paper companies.
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and at is all you need to know about business.
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hello.hello.
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hello.
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how can i help you?
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my name is michael scarn.
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i am a local business owner,and i would like to find out about your company.
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oh,please come in.
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thank you.
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what kind of business are you in?
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we're a law firm.
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i assume your primary paper needs are stationery,general office.
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you know,i'll be honest with you about something.
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where i used to live,our paper supplier had a lot of big clients,
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and i just didn't feel like a priority.
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so i guess my question to you would be,how many clients do you have?
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about 80.
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rely?that many?
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this doesn't seem like a very big operation.
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well,it's just me,my wife,and my son.
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ah,so when-- when did you set up shop?
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oh,i opened this place after i came back from vietnam.
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ooh,vietnam.i hear it's lovely.
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each side ll have three minutes to prepare opening arguments.
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hilary swank is attractive.
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-hot.
-the debate is whether she's hot.
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what difference does it make?
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attractive,hot,beautiful-- we're talking about the same thing here.
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huge difference.
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a painting can be beautiful,but i don't want to bang a painting.
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oh-kay!
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tmi.
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so even specialty paper,say 94 brightness double-bonded,
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you would put that on the same truck as your conventional stock?
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you sure know a lot about paper for a lawyer.
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oh,well,that is because i am a genius.
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oh really?
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yes,well,about some things.
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and other things,i'm just-- i'm very stupid.
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like watch this.
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is this the cup?
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is this the cup?
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is this what i drink out of?
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laughter is my job.
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tears are my game.
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law is my profession.
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hello.
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i'd like to apply for a job.
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hi,i'm afraid we're not hiring right now.
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why don't you just get rid of this guy?
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that's my son.
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i'm your son now.you can visit him on holidays.
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dwight schrute.
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i'm a paper salesman at a second-tier paper company called dunder mifflin.
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i'm the top salesman there,and i'm looking for a new challenge.
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i would say you guys have,what,40 high-volume clients?
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try 80.
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80,that's nothing.
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i've got 90 clients myself.
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better look out.someone might run you out of business.
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well,i sure hope not.
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me too.
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i think all of us have a tendency to view celebrities as sort of mytcal figures.
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you know,we don't really see them as real,so therefore,we don't judge them as real people.
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are you serious?
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jim,just show us a picture.
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-kevin,come on.
-yeah,shut up,kevin.
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no,but he's making all these fancy-- it's a gut thing.
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that's fair.
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you know what,kev,do me a favor.
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why don't you close your eyes?
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okay,now imagine that hilary swank comes into this office for real.
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she walks over to you and she says,[whisperin "kevin malone,i just read your online profile.
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"and there's nothing i'd rather do than make out with you right now.
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" now you tell me,kevin,is she hot?
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does that end the debate?
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or...
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hey,kevin,what are you doing?
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no,it's "is she hot?
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",not "would you do her?
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" respect the game.
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oh,my god.
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this close.
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so why are you considering leaving dunder mifflin?
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my boss.
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oh,yeah?do tell.
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his insensitivity could border on the cruel.
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this is a man who does not listen to the needs of his underlis.
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-he's way--
-hey,how's the interview going?
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-it's going very well.
-don't blow it.
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hey,linda,can i get a picture of you?
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you want a picture of me?
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i would.
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could you just stand right over here?
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that would be great.just something to remember the trip by.
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just little to your left.
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there you go.good.
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perfect.
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can i have a copy of that?
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grandma,i can't do this.
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what's going on?
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little homework over here?
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let's see if i can help.
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right there.
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oh-- oh,math.that's not so hard.
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okay,there are four of these.
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ignore the parenthes,right.
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why is this little two so small?
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it's-- it's weird.
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you just-- don't-- just go by the "x.
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" the "x" means "times.
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so that means four times x-two.
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what is double four?
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-eight.
-right.
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excellent.way to go.
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nice.
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oh,don't put that.
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ladies and gentlemen,even though the penis was fake,
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i kept expecting a second plot twist where we found out that hilary swank actually was a boy.
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kevin!
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okay,i wasn't going to dignify this discussion by getting involved,
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and i dot even get the discussion-- hot is a temperature,people--
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but kevin deserves to lose for what he said.
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so,yes,she's hot.
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she's hot as heck.
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she's a female boris becker.
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nice.
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we,thank you very much for all of your help.
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going to be an incredibly hard decision.
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wait.
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let me get something for you here.
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here's some-- some references.
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our top clients.
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you call any of them,i trust you'll hear some good things.
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okay.
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okay.
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00:12:26,320 --> 00:12:29,790
okay,all right,thank you.
260
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you're welcome.
261
00:12:34,160 --> 00:12:35,620
excuse me,sir.
262
00:12:35,620 --> 00:12:39,160
i took the bus here and was wondering if i could catch a ride home withou in your car.
263
00:12:39,160 --> 00:12:41,500
of course.thank you very much.
264
00:12:41,500 --> 00:12:42,840
-thanks for your time.
-thank you very much.
265
00:12:42,840 --> 00:12:45,010
i cannot wait to contact your clients.
266
00:12:45,010 --> 00:12:47,100
i look forward to getting your calls.
267
00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:48,280
bye now.
268
00:12:48,280 --> 00:12:49,920
so long.
269
00:12:49,920 --> 00:12:53,200
oh,my god.
270
00:12:53,870 --> 00:12:57,400
we struck the mother lode!
271
00:12:57,400 --> 00:12:58,490
come on!
272
00:12:58,490 --> 00:12:59,810
wallace is gonna freak!
273
00:12:59,810 --> 00:13:01,830
he is going to absolutely freak.
274
00:13:01,830 --> 00:13:03,730
someone's looking out the window.go,go,go.
275
00:13:03,730 --> 00:13:05,910
go.peel out.go!
276
00:13:05,910 --> 00:13:07,160
oh,shoot.
277
00:13:07,160 --> 00:13:09,250
okay,that's-- we-- i mean,you drove over the thing.
278
00:13:09,250 --> 00:13:11,260
-i know,i know,i know.
-go back--
279
00:13:12,410 --> 00:13:15,520
-god,what was that?
-that's not good.
280
00:13:20,530 --> 00:13:22,190
oh,come on.
281
00:13:22,190 --> 00:13:24,840
no,no,no.she's hot.okay?
282
00:13:24,840 --> 00:13:29,570
because if you are saying that hilary swank isn't hot,then you're saying i'm not hot,
283
00:13:29,570 --> 00:13:33,740
because,obviously,i'm not as hot as hilary swank.
284
00:13:35,230 --> 00:13:36,970
darn it.
285
00:13:36,970 --> 00:13:38,870
oh,man.
286
00:13:38,870 --> 00:13:41,670
ah,my car!
287
00:13:41,670 --> 00:13:43,960
-not good.
-is everyone okay?
288
00:13:43,960 --> 00:13:45,400
it sounded bad.
289
00:13:45,400 --> 00:13:46,660
no,we're fine.we're fine.
290
00:13:46,660 --> 00:13:47,870
you folks have done enough already.
291
00:13:47,870 --> 00:13:49,820
you've done more than you could possibly know.
292
00:13:49,820 --> 00:13:51,800
dwight,just shut-- okay.
293
00:13:51,800 --> 00:13:54,330
you know,we're just gonna call a tow truck.
294
00:13:54,330 --> 00:13:57,030
a tow truck is gonna charge you 100 bucks just to take you a mile.
295
00:13:57,030 --> 00:13:58,360
let me-- let me take a look.
296
00:13:58,360 --> 00:14:01,990
-no,no,you know--
-he dve and then backed over it.
297
00:14:01,990 --> 00:14:03,700
it caused-- i'll be right back.
298
00:14:03,700 --> 00:14:05,060
i'm just gonna grab my tool box.
299
00:14:05,060 --> 00:14:06,850
don't--
300
00:14:08,910 --> 00:14:13,950
ladies,are we prepared to let the kevins of the world decide anything for us?
301
00:14:13,950 --> 00:14:15,720
anything at all?
302
00:14:15,720 --> 00:14:19,280
we don't even give him ll internet access.
303
00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:21,230
wait,what?
304
00:14:21,230 --> 00:14:22,460
see that?
305
00:14:22,460 --> 00:14:25,370
the obvious symmetry of the face.
306
00:14:25,370 --> 00:14:30,840
it's the natural appeal of the scientific standard of koinophilia,
307
00:14:30,840 --> 00:14:34,950
features that are a composite average of many features.
308
00:14:34,950 --> 00:14:39,530
yes,she's attractive,but she is not hot.
309
00:14:40,910 --> 00:14:42,270
how much longer is this gonna take?
310
00:14:42,270 --> 00:14:44,310
you know,let me give you some money for this.
311
00:14:44,310 --> 00:14:45,480
no,i sit all day.
312
00:14:45,480 --> 00:14:47,040
it's nice working with my hands.
313
00:14:47,040 --> 00:14:47,830
i...
314
00:14:47,830 --> 00:14:49,220
here.
315
00:14:49,220 --> 00:14:50,930
oh,coffee.
316
00:14:50,930 --> 00:14:55,030
that's too much nice.
317
00:14:55,030 --> 00:14:56,000
thank you.
318
00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:57,280
you're welcome.
319
00:14:57,280 --> 00:14:59,820
blugh.disgusting.what is this,instant?
320
00:14:59,820 --> 00:15:01,620
well,that ought to do it.
321
00:15:01,620 --> 00:15:02,400
it's all better.
322
00:15:02,400 --> 00:15:03,580
thank you.
323
00:15:03,580 --> 00:15:05,490
gosh,well,so long.
324
00:15:05,490 --> 00:15:06,370
bye-bye.
325
00:15:06,370 --> 00:15:07,970
-that looks great.
-drive safe.
326
00:15:07,970 --> 00:15:09,020
bye!
327
00:15:09,020 --> 00:15:12,630
look forward to hearing from you about that job application.
328
00:15:14,040 --> 00:15:16,290
good-bye,prince family.
329
00:15:16,290 --> 00:15:18,930
should be called the sucker family.
330
00:15:18,930 --> 00:15:20,360
"here you go,shark.
331
00:15:20,360 --> 00:15:25,450
"let me your fin for you "and sharpen your teeth,whe thi'e m ofatfi icet.
332
00:15:27,370 --> 00:15:29,980
" bye-bye!
333
00:15:45,440 --> 00:15:49,140
i'm just saying-- all i'm saying is kevin's not necessarily a feminist,
334
00:15:49,140 --> 00:15:50,950
is all i'm saying.
335
00:15:59,070 --> 00:16:03,400
dwight,what will happen to that family if i call wallace and give him this information?
336
00:16:03,400 --> 00:16:09,450
it's simple.wallace would use that information to destroy them.
337
00:16:09,450 --> 00:16:11,830
you know,our sales are fine.we're doing fine.
338
00:16:11,830 --> 00:16:12,570
they're doing fine.
339
00:16:12,570 --> 00:16:14,360
-could be better.
-why don't we live and let live?
340
00:16:14,360 --> 00:16:15,200
what?
341
00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:16,290
live and let live.
342
00:16:16,290 --> 00:16:17,400
i'm not familiar with that expression.
343
00:16:17,400 --> 00:16:20,190
-it's a james bond--
-it doesn't make any sense.
344
00:16:20,190 --> 00:16:21,160
of course,i'm alive.
345
00:16:21,160 --> 00:16:24,270
-i'm not going to make this cal
-michael,you have to.
346
00:16:24,270 --> 00:16:25,780
have you ever seen a lioness devour her cub?
347
00:16:25,780 --> 00:16:26,540
oh,god.not this again.
348
00:16:26,540 --> 00:16:29,270
have you ever seen a baboon devour its mate?
349
00:16:29,270 --> 00:16:30,970
have you ever seen a ccoon devour a squirrel?
350
00:16:30,970 --> 00:16:33,160
my heart-- my heart says no.
351
00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:35,460
your heart is a wonderful thing,michael.
352
00:16:35,460 --> 00:16:37,280
but it makes some terrible decisions.
353
00:16:37,280 --> 00:16:38,760
that's true.
354
00:16:38,760 --> 00:16:39,700
that's true.
355
00:16:39,700 --> 00:16:40,470
gosh.
356
00:16:40,470 --> 00:16:43,340
it has gone down the wrong path many,many times.
357
00:16:43,340 --> 00:16:44,610
jan,ryan...
358
00:16:44,610 --> 00:16:48,800
yeah,save your heart for love and use your brain for business.
359
00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:49,960
right?
360
00:16:49,960 --> 00:16:54,040
if we don't do this to prince paper,then someone else will.
361
00:16:54,040 --> 00:16:55,490
or worse yet...
362
00:16:55,490 --> 00:16:58,700
someone else will do it to us.
363
00:17:00,190 --> 00:17:05,470
i am trying to be more optimistic in life.
364
00:17:05,470 --> 00:17:10,210
i've got,what,20,30 more years left?
365
00:17:10,210 --> 00:17:16,170
and my family history says,i have less.
366
00:17:16,170 --> 00:17:22,200
now the old stanley hudson would have found something to complain about th this actress.
367
00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:26,490
but that's no way to live life.
368
00:17:26,490 --> 00:17:33,580
look at this healthy,sexy,pretty,strong young woman.
369
00:17:33,580 --> 00:17:35,140
come on,people.
370
00:17:35,140 --> 00:17:37,940
she is...
371
00:17:37,940 --> 00:17:39,250
hot.
372
00:17:39,250 --> 00:17:41,570
and it was a terrible war.
373
00:17:41,570 --> 00:17:44,230
oh,so many died.
374
00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:47,080
far too many died.
375
00:17:47,080 --> 00:17:53,550
but if frodo hadn't destroyed the ring,then goodness itself might have died.
376
00:17:54,940 --> 00:17:56,560
you're right.
377
00:17:57,680 --> 00:18:04,870
you are right.i will call wallace,and i will give him the customer list.
378
00:18:04,870 --> 00:18:06,930
and i will give him all of my info.
379
00:18:06,930 --> 00:18:09,280
you are doing the right thing,michael.
380
00:18:09,280 --> 00:18:10,960
good.
381
00:18:10,960 --> 00:18:12,910
so...
382
00:18:13,680 --> 00:18:14,460
where are you going?
383
00:18:14,460 --> 00:18:16,830
just something i have to do first.
384
00:18:16,830 --> 00:18:18,130
where are you taking the client list?
385
00:18:18,130 --> 00:18:19,400
someplace safe...
386
00:18:19,400 --> 00:18:21,310
where it can't hurt anyone.
387
00:18:21,310 --> 00:18:22,910
michael!
388
00:18:24,670 --> 00:18:25,860
michael!
389
00:18:25,860 --> 00:18:26,720
no!
390
00:18:26,720 --> 00:18:27,990
michael,get back here!
391
00:18:27,990 --> 00:18:29,710
michael,don't do this!
392
00:18:30,250 --> 00:18:31,040
get!
393
00:18:31,040 --> 00:18:32,320
michael!
394
00:18:33,390 --> 00:18:35,320
michael!
395
00:18:35,320 --> 00:18:36,660
-no!
-oh,shoot.
396
00:18:36,660 --> 00:18:38,670
stop,freeze.
397
00:18:38,670 --> 00:18:39,690
give me the list!
398
00:18:39,690 --> 00:18:40,890
give me!
399
00:18:55,380 --> 00:18:56,460
no,no,no.
400
00:18:56,460 --> 00:18:57,580
i can't let you do this.
401
00:18:57,580 --> 00:18:59,170
thos people will be ruined!
402
00:18:59,170 --> 00:19:01,500
it's business!it's not personal!
403
00:19:01,500 --> 00:19:03,720
wha-- give it!
404
00:19:03,720 --> 00:19:05,660
no!
405
00:19:09,740 --> 00:19:12,260
give it!
406
00:19:12,260 --> 00:19:14,470
dwight,give it!
407
00:19:15,180 --> 00:19:15,980
we can't do this!
408
00:19:15,980 --> 00:19:18,100
those people-- it's over,michael.
409
00:19:18,100 --> 00:19:20,430
's over.
410
00:19:28,580 --> 00:19:30,900
i'm not a shark.
411
00:19:32,020 --> 00:19:33,990
no!
412
00:19:33,990 --> 00:19:36,100
okay,time for the finavo.
413
00:19:36,100 --> 00:19:41,670
all those in favor of the resolution,"hilary swank is hot"?
414
00:19:42,920 --> 00:19:48,870
okay,and all those opposed.
415
00:19:50,100 --> 00:19:51,210
it's just ridilo.
416
00:19:51,210 --> 00:19:52,080
that's the thing about debating.
417
00:19:52,080 --> 00:19:54,590
people just t ofenfitrceenched in the view they had in the first place.
418
00:19:54,590 --> 00:19:57,410
i can tell when i was talking,you were not listening.
419
00:19:57,410 --> 00:19:59,660
this is great stuff,michael.
420
00:19:59,660 --> 00:20:02,310
you are a titan of industry,pal.
421
00:20:02,310 --> 00:20:03,870
-good work.
-thank you.
422
00:20:03,870 --> 00:20:05,840
look,i'll be in touch.thanks,buddy.
423
00:20:05,840 --> 00:20:07,750
okay.bye-bye.
424
00:20:11,780 --> 00:20:15,530
well,guess whose stock just went up,golden boy?
425
00:20:17,170 --> 00:20:21,530
i guess this is what they call a bittersweet moment.
426
00:20:22,110 --> 00:20:29,250
it is bitter because i slightly destroyed a wonderful little family.
427
00:20:29,250 --> 00:20:33,440
but sweet because david wallace thought i did a good job.
428
00:20:34,020 --> 00:20:37,090
that's why i hate bittersweet chocolate.
429
00:20:37,320 --> 00:20:40,300
i don't even-- what's the point of that?
430
00:20:40,300 --> 00:20:44,870
why not just sweet?i mean,o-- who are you helping?
431
00:20:47,840 --> 00:20:49,730
oh,hey,what is this?
432
00:20:49,730 --> 00:20:50,980
hilary swank.
433
00:20:50,980 --> 00:20:53,330
oh,she's hot.
434
00:20:55,910 --> 00:20:57,610
yeah!
435
00:20:58,190 --> 00:20:59,790
dam it!
436
00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000
437
00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000
9999
00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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