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Previously on the office
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I am on a lecture circuit.
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I'm going around to all the branches,
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And i'm telling them my
secret recipe for success.
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I have now memorized all of your names.
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Shirty,mole,lazy eye,mexico,baldy.
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Then i turn it on and
i say,"prepare yourself
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For the uta chain store massacre."
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- How's jim?
- We're engaged.
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Oh,my god,i'm so happy for you.
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Oh,well...thank you.
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You rember holly?
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She used to work for h.R.
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She was the love of my life.
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She just left,and i never got closure.
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And i feel like i need to
go to nashuand get closure.
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Okay. Let's go.
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the.Office
season5 episode15
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Two
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I didn't eat lunch.
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I didn't eatallmy lunch.
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Hello,everyone.
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Oh,ice cream.
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Nice,kevin. Looks good.
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It...yeah.
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Angela,you're more chipper than usual.
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I am proud to announce
that there is a new addition
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To the martin family.
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She's hypoallergenic.
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She doesn't struggle
when you try to dress her.
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She's a third-Generation show cat.
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Her father was in meet the parents.
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Needless to say,she
was very,very expensive.
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- How much?
- $7,000.
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For a cat? I could
get you a kid for that.
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Where'd you get that kind of money?
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I sold andy's engagement ring on ebay.
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Wait,you didn't give it back?
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He wouldn't have wanted that.
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Her name is prinss lady!
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- Seven
grand.- Mm-Hmm.
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I gotta see that little bitch.
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I have something better than a picture.
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Come on.
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You have your cats on nanny cam?
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Yeah.
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I mean,i usually try to take leave
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When i get a new cat,
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But i'm out of vacation days.
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And this company still
doesn't recognize cat marnity.
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I e meofanfi,cewhen somebody has
a kid,oh,sure,take off a year.
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She's right. I had my second
kid just for the vacation.
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Right. Anyways...
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I just want to make sure princess lady
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Is acclimating well.
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She means more to me than anyone.
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Anycat,you mean.
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And person.
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So detour.
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We're now adding nashua
to the lecture circuit
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So michael can confront
holly and get some closure.
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Nashua actually sounded
very excited on the phone.
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I don't think they
get a lot of visitors.
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Because their offi is only accessible
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By cross-Country
skis. Hey-Oh!
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I've been driving too long.
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- What did you do?
- Stop yelling at me!
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- What did you do?
- I didn't do anything!
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What did you learn in there?
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I t you learned things,huh?
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Like how to fashion a shiv,hmm?
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Hey,what the hell's going on?
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D't you tell jim where you were
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From ages 14 to 15.
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I was kickin' it.
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- In juvie.
- What?
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Juvie...nile... detention center.
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- Where they send teenagers
- Yep. Got it.
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What did you do? Huh?
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Hey,dwight,sounds like she was 14,
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So maybe we wanna go a little easy.
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If she's old enough to get married,
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She's old enough to follow the law.
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What did you do?
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My boyfriend dumped
me,so i stole his boat.
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I mean,he told me it was his boat.
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It was actually his father's.
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I just thought it'd be really romantic,
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Likethelma and louise,but
with,like,a boat.
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And it was the worst year of my life.
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And i can't believe that
you guys are making me
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Talk about this on my birthday!
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I thought you saidyesterday
was your birthday.
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Hey,you know what? I got you a cake.
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You did?
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I want to see the cake.
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And...ta-Da!
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I hate it.
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How do you hate it? It's a cake.
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Well,there's no
flowers or toys or--
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I mean,there's nothing on it.
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Where did you even find
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I mean,it doesn't have my name on it.
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Do you guys know what my name is?
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- My name is kelly!
- Right.
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I forgot if there was an "e"
between the "l" and the "y."
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I still don't know.
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I mean,i don't even
know what the theme is.
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What's the theme?!
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- Birthday.
- Frostg.
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Those aren't themes.
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There's always a theme.
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There's always a theme.
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Nice job on the cake,bozo.
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Okay,you know what,next time,
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I'll let you get the cake,
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Andiget to scream at the bir
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Okay,a little bit more
closer to the sign.
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Yeah.
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- Do i look okay?
- You look good.
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- Hi.
- Hi,can i help you?
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Yes,you can.
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I am michael scott
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Regional manager of the scranton branch.
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- Yes,we were expecting you.
- Have a seat.
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Thank you.
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Um...is holly flax anywhere here?
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Actually,she on an h.R. Retreatfi
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For the next three days.
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She's not here?
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But if you need to get in
touch with her immediately,
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You could talk to a.J.
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He's a salesman here.
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A.J. Yeah,he's her boyfriend.
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He's just over there.
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She has a boyfriend.
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I'm so sorry,michael.
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How could she do this toe,pam?
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She's not doing it to hurt you.
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I can't do the
presentation. I can't--
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Just...oh...
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Thinking about seeing him...
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And...thinking about...
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Him getting to hold her
and getting to kiss her.
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It just--
Oh,god!
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Listen,when jim was dating karen,
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I didn't want to come to work.
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It was awful. I hated it.
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- I wanted to quit,but-
I know-- Please...
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Come on,i'm going through something.
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Okay?
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You know,when holly gets back,
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Everyone'll tell her
what a great job you did.
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And then she'll realize
what she's missing.
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Andhen she'll move back to scranton.
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And her boyfriend will die.
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Yeah. Maybe.
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Maybe. One step at a time.
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You can do this.
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I can do this.
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I think there
could be snacks or--
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Is that what i think it is?
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Good god!
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That one ugly cat is
humping princess lady!
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No! Awesome!
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Stop it,mr. Ash! Bad cat!
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That is very bad. You stop it right now!
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I swear,he is fixed.
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Yeah,i know fixed. That ain't fixed
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- No way.
- No,now listen.
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You can't let what you see
here sully your image of them.
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They are good,decent cats.
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I've gotta go. I'll be back in an hour.
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Oh,stop that! Oh!
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Oh,the other one's watching.
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Okay,so all we need is a theme...
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And cups and ice and nch and a cake.
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Busy.
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Hey,what's that show that
she's always talking about?
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My god,is this how you are with pam?
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Because she must want to
shoot herself in the face.
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You know what. I could
use a little help.
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You know what. I'm a little busy.
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We have a lot to do,
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And you are putting up
a very effeminate sign.
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Is that what you've
been doing,making a sign?
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It's not effeminate. It's festive.
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You've been makingthatsign for something
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That we can just announce
to the whole office?
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Hey,everybody,the party's now at 3:00.
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I know,i just read it on the sign.
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Good morning,
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Viet--
Nashua!
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Sales.
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Sales is whatbwingsus together today.
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How do we deal with clients who say,
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"Frankly,my dear,
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I don't give a damn about paper,"
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And get them to show us the mone
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Well,we are going to find out today.
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Show of hands.
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How many of you are salesmen?
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Let's see the salesmen. Ooh,okay.
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Well,i know what the
rest of you are thinking.
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Wow,yuck. Salesmen are the worst.
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They are awful. They are so arrogant.
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They think the whole
place revolves around them.
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Handsome. Good listeners.
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Funny. Mr. Wonderful.
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So,okay,you're a
salesman. What's your name?
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- A.J.
- A.J.
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What kind of name is a.J.?
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What,do you race cars?
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I'm a salesman. That's
why i raised my hand.
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Ooh,ouch. Okay.
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Good. You're funny.
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Very good and funny. Tell me,a.J.,
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Are u dating?
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Is there somebody you date?
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Yeah. Why,are you interested?
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I have a question about
discounts from distributors.
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Yep,we will get to you.
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Okay,so you're dating somebody.
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Um...is it serious?
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It's pretty serious. Yes.
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Does she ever talk about me?
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Oh,god.
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Excuse me?
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What does this have to do with sales?
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It's all connected. Shut up.
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Does she ever mention michael scott?
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No. What are you talking about?
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Does it feel good?
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Does what feel good?
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Your life.
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Oh,wow.
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Ahh,legs are sort of giving out.
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Long drive in the
car. So let's just--
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We'll st continue.
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Oh,wow.
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Okay...
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Michael,get off the floor.
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Yeah,yeah...
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I can't do this,pam.
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Justead-- Just
read the cards.
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Michael,you
have to--
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No,i'm okay. I'm all right.
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Okay...okay.
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That was weird,huh?
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It's all part of the presentation.
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It was confusing,right?
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Because confusing situations happen
to us all the time in our jobs
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I'm just trying to bridge the gap
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Between what just happened,
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And the fact that i'm going to be doing
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The rest of the presentation.
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Sales is like a box of chocolates.
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You never know which
vendor you're gonna get.
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Forrest gump.
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Blazer...freckles... penguin...
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K.D. Lang... holly's boyfriend.
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These mnemonic devices
help to make a connection,
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And then also to help
you memorize names.
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I have a chain saw!
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Cutting down the competion.
268
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Where is th bad cat?
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Oh,you know who you
are. Excuse me,petals.
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I'm looking for mr. Ash. He's a bad cat.
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Bad,bad cat. Do you hear me?
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Bad. Yeahyou were bad.
273
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No,you look at me when i talk to you.
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Do you hear me,mr. Ash? You look at me.
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'Cause i'm talking to you right now.
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This is getting weird.
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Is she cleaning the cat with her tongue?
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Ooh...
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Has this been on the entire time?
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I have no idea.
281
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I was looking at pictures of food
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On my computer.
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Well,sorry i'm late.
284
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I want to get that image out of my head.
285
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The psychological issues
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That go behind licking a cat
287
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Are not things i want to go into.
288
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Also,i'm prettyure she
coughed up a hairball.
289
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Don't look up. Don't look up.
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- Want some pie?
- No.
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I went through holly's things.
292
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What?
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I stole the sleeve of her sweater.
294
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Oh,michael.
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I also stole something
off of her computer.
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A document called "dear michael."
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- You did what?!
- I shouldn't have done it.
298
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It just-- I
couldn't help it.
299
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- She never sent
it to you?- No,sh--
300
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She didn't.
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I'm gonna read it.
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- No.
- Yes.
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No,under no circumstances
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Can you read that letter.
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It's a violation of her trust.
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How?
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Because she didn't sent it to you.
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I know,i know. You're right,you'
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I could read it.
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No,that
wouldn't--
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Yeah,i could read it.
312
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No,you don't have to do that.
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- Go get your laptop.
- Okay.
314
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What?
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I'm not in love with her.
316
00:16:02,020 --> 00:16:03,720
You have to write my
suggestions down too.
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I'm not writing "horse hunt."
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I don't evennow what that means.
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It's in the name.
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Okay,so far our ideal party consists of
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Beer,fights to the
death,cupcakes,blood pudding,
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Blood,touch football,mating,
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Charades,and yes,horse hunting.
324
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You're right-- Forget
horse hunting,it's stupid.
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Look,is there a birthday that
you rember that you loved?
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Here's one.
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It was dark,warm,wet.
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A sudden burst of light.
329
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An intense pressure like
i'd never felt before.
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Father,dressed in
white,pulls me forward.
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- Mother bites the cord.
- Okay,stop.
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Forever stop that story.
333
00:16:45,830 --> 00:16:48,050
That's disgusting,and it doesn't count.
334
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So give me another one.
335
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Schrutes don't celebrate
birthdays,idiot.
336
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It started as a depression-Era prac,
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And then moved on to an esome tradition
338
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That i look forward to every year.
339
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What about you?
340
00:16:58,480 --> 00:16:59,920
Actually,when i was seven,my dad took me
341
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To the natural history
museum in new york.
342
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And we looked at fossils all day.
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And at the end of the day,he got me
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A little plastic triceratops.
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It was awesome.
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That's cool.
347
00:17:09,010 --> 00:17:11,930
Hey,you know what's even
cooler than triceratops?
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Every other dinosaur that ever existed!
349
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Didn't see that one coming.
350
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It's deleted.
351
00:17:26,930 --> 00:17:28,340
Well?
352
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She still has feelings for you.
353
00:17:31,910 --> 00:17:33,670
She said that?
354
00:17:33,980 --> 00:17:35,800
Is that what it said? What did it say?
355
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I can't tell you specifically,
356
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But...it's not over.
357
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You're sure?
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Okay.
359
00:18:02,130 --> 00:18:04,880
Happy birthday. Surprise!
360
00:18:04,890 --> 00:18:08,100
Hey,it's not a surprise.
It's not a surprise.
361
00:18:08,110 --> 00:18:09,480
This doesn't look good.
362
00:18:09,490 --> 00:18:11,260
What?! You have a cake.
363
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You have a delicious cake
364
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With your name spelled correctly?
365
00:18:17,230 --> 00:18:19,090
- Told you.
- You haven't heard our theme,though.
366
00:18:19,300 --> 00:18:22,180
You don't hear a theme. You see it.
367
00:18:22,190 --> 00:18:23,880
Why is there a chiclet on my cake?
368
00:18:23,890 --> 00:18:24,960
That's the best part.
369
00:18:24,970 --> 00:18:27,470
That represents a
pillow,or a television.
370
00:18:27,480 --> 00:18:28,850
Our theme,if
you will--
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00:18:28,860 --> 00:18:30,520
Because the fun part
is you get to decide
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On an hour of television
or an hour of napping.
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00:18:32,630 --> 00:18:34,740
That's our theme.
374
00:18:36,480 --> 00:18:38,380
- Cool.
- Yeah?
375
00:18:38,930 --> 00:18:39,850
I love it.
376
00:18:39,870 --> 00:18:42,110
Oh,yes! Okay,good.
377
00:18:42,130 --> 00:18:43,520
So what's it gonna be,kapoor?
378
00:18:43,530 --> 00:18:45,460
Ooh,,can she pick a half hour of each?
379
00:18:45,470 --> 00:18:46,220
- No.
- No.
380
00:18:46,230 --> 00:18:48,340
Oh,then pick tv.
381
00:18:48,350 --> 00:18:50,090
- Take a nap.
- Tv.
382
00:18:50,100 --> 00:18:52,740
No,watching tv at work is really cool.
383
00:18:52,750 --> 00:18:55,210
Take a nap.Nothing good is on right now.
384
00:18:55,220 --> 00:18:56,260
Bonnie hunt is on.
385
00:18:56,270 --> 00:18:58,260
You know,i have been
watching tv all week.
386
00:18:58,270 --> 00:18:59,250
I choose nap.
387
00:18:59,260 --> 00:19:01,070
All right. Okay,nap it is.
388
00:19:01,080 --> 00:19:03,260
Everyone out. Get out!
389
00:19:03,520 --> 00:19:05,590
We're gonna be eating cake atur desks.
390
00:19:05,600 --> 00:19:06,540
- Let's go.
- Surprise.
391
00:19:06,550 --> 00:19:08,000
Move it!
392
00:19:08,450 --> 00:19:10,790
Let's go,go,go,go,go. Come on.
393
00:19:11,250 --> 00:19:12,680
I got this.
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00:19:15,360 --> 00:19:16,680
This is for you.
395
00:19:16,690 --> 00:19:20,480
And... happy birthday,kel.
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00:19:20,490 --> 00:19:22,440
Thank you.
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00:19:26,710 --> 00:19:28,040
Okay...
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You've got one hour.
399
00:19:32,820 --> 00:19:34,920
I'm too excited to sleep.
400
00:19:41,040 --> 00:19:44,250
Mm,great cake.
401
00:19:45,100 --> 00:19:46,300
Thanks.
402
00:19:59,850 --> 00:20:01,280
Birthday time is over!
403
00:20:01,290 --> 00:20:02,600
Now go make up for
all the work you missed
404
00:20:02,610 --> 00:20:04,490
When you were taking your nap.
405
00:20:08,570 --> 00:20:10,500
Many happy returns.
406
00:20:14,740 --> 00:20:16,450
I feel great.
407
00:20:16,460 --> 00:20:19,250
So good to have closure. Ah!
408
00:20:19,540 --> 00:20:21,790
We should go apologize
to roy or something.
409
00:20:21,950 --> 00:20:23,450
No,we don't need to do that.
410
00:20:23,460 --> 00:20:26,850
Who have i wronged? Who have i wronged?
411
00:20:26,860 --> 00:20:28,080
Oh,oh!
412
00:20:28,090 --> 00:20:30,410
What about that fat guy
from stamford that insulted?
413
00:20:30,420 --> 00:20:31,420
We should find him.
414
00:20:31,430 --> 00:20:33,340
You mean tony.
415
00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:35,420
Jabba the hutt. Pizza the hut.
416
00:20:35,500 --> 00:20:37,200
Fat guys like pizza pepperoni pizza.
417
00:20:37,210 --> 00:20:38,750
Pepperoni tony.
418
00:20:38,760 --> 00:20:40,460
Oh,michael.
419
00:20:40,470 --> 00:20:42,060
,was he fat.
420
00:20:42,070 --> 00:20:45,950
So,so...fat.
421
00:20:46,780 --> 00:20:49,860
You know what,forget it. I know me.
422
00:20:49,870 --> 00:20:52,700
When i saw him,i would never
be able to apologize to him.
423
00:20:55,160 --> 00:20:56,400
Too fat.
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