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good morning. can i help you?
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yes,i'm from techstar about
a new phone system for you.
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i was wondering if i could
talk to michael scott.
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i'm sorry.
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he's not in right now.
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really?
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he's never around when i come by.
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shoot.
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they have new phone systems now that can ring directly to a
salesman,or someone presses star and they go to accounting.
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basically,95% of my job.
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but i'd like to see a machine
that puts out candy for everyone.
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vending machine.
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how about i make an
appointment to come back?
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that way i know he'll be her
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that is a great idea.
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great.
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um... oh,boy.
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let's see,he's really...
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michael scott,manager. hi,how are you?
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there his.
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- nice to meet you.
- great.
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yeah. hey,look at that.
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i can assure you we don't
need a new system,though.
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happy with ours.
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hello,may i help you?
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jimbo.
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jim?
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okay.
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i'm,uh,i'm gonna bgoing.
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what was that?
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that was funny.
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thatwasfunny.
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let's go do it to somebody else.
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the office
Season 5 Episode 16
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oh,look at that.
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cupids and hearts.
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really shoving our
faces in it this year.
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you doing okay,bud?
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i miss stacy.
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yeah,i hear ya.
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it's been four mon since i wawith holly.
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and she was way hotter than stacy.
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- so if you think you're
hurting- i can't even imagine.
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this is our first and only
valentine's day as fiances.
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you're only engednce.
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well,present company
excluded,but-
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really,jim.
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- on cupid's birthday.
- yeah.
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she's
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so i received my first
valentine from a secret admirer.
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"roses are red,violets are blue,"
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it's time for your dental
cleaning and maybe a check-up,too.
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look at those.
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how nice for you.
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uphere front andene
teofr. fi ce beautiful.
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i think they would
look better right here.
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they're very pretty,and i
wouldn't want them to fall.
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just about everybody in this
office is single right now,
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including me,and everyone is experiencing
an incredible amnt of emotional pain.
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especially me,because of my
great capacity for emotion.
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and it is my first
valentine's day since holly,
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so i think that i am
well-qualified to understand
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that these people need to be protected
from having love shoved into their faces.
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pam,really?they're back?
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i can't see them when
they're on the floor.
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they're for her to look at,michael.
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- could i have a word with you,champ?
- yes,let's have a word.
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yes.
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um,jim.
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today's a ry difficult day for
a lot of people in this office.
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- oh,i'm sorry.
- yeah.
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and the sexy looks between you and
pam- the general sexiness,the flowers-
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it's creating a bit of a
hostile work environment.
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- i understand,yeah.
- it's so sexy it becomes hostile.
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oh,i actually thought we
were keeping it pret low-key.
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- well,if you guys insist on having your own private little love fest...
- we do.
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that none of us can be a part of...
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you can't be a part of
our relationship,michael.
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then we are going to have our
own private valentine's day party.
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- that sounds fun.
- so suck it.
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- yeah.
- yes.
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hey,everybody.
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i just invited jim to suck it,and i am cordially
inviting all of you to a special convention-
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a- a lonely hearts
convention this afternoon.
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singles only.
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yeah!deal with it,pam!
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so we may not have someone
in our lives that we love,
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but we do have each other.
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having trouble finding a vein?
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yeah,a little.
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how about now?
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i've trained my major blood vessels
to retract into my body on command.
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also,i can retract my
penis up into itself.
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i am about to give blood.
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the gift of everlasting life.
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the transfer of my
bodily fluids- n wow!
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that's a big needle.
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- that- you're gonna
need to lie down over here.
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okay.
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- hello.
- hi,i can't talk right now. i'm sorry.
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oh,okay.
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i'm really nervous.
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yeah. me,too.
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yeah?
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- when i get nervous i sort of
clam up and- oh,well,that's fine.
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it's better for me just to be quiet.
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yeah.
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- yeah.
- can i point something out to you?
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- sure.
- you're actually talking a lot.
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yeah?sorry,that's the other thing
i do when i get really nervous.
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okay. here we go.
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all right,here we go.
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oh,god.
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just relax.
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yep,i'm good.
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i feel like a human juice box.
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oh,god.
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uh,hawaiian blood punch.
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oh,that's gross.
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type o-cean spray.
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god,stop.
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stop it.
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- i want to pick the movie.
- i get to pick the movie.
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um,why don't you guys come
and have lunch with bob and me?
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we'll take all afternoon.
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michael is terrified of bob.
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what do you think?
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i have a lot of work
to do this afternoon.
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those mines aren't
gonna sweep themselves.
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so. we're in.
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what?
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i looked at the bag.
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i looked straight at the bag.
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- that's not good.
- could you distract me for a second?
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just talk about things that
don't have blood in 'em.
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well,okay.
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uh-
bags.
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- what?that-
sorry,that was bad.
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that was mean.
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um,a hat.
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- a hat.
- a hat with no blood in it.
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that is full of soup.
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you're cute.
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- what?
- you're done.
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oh,already?
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ah,we did it!
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i was so nervous about this i
don't think i ate for three days.
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is he okay?
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oh,my god. how long was i out?
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what?
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excuse me,waitress.
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where did the lady go?
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oh,she left.
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okay.
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oh,wait a second. wait a second.
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that's hers. this is hers.
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she ft her glove.
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i need her name if i'm
gonna return her glove.
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oh,i'm sorry,sir.
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we can't give out that information.
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what are you doing?
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decorating.
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i'll help.
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now it's just a stupid baby.
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yeah. thanks.
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it is so nice to go out with another
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anything to get out of that office,huh?
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i know.
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i honestly don't know how you can work w
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i and that other jack-ass
and that new jack-ass.
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he's talking about
michael,dwight,and andy.
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oh,yeah. i understood.
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well,here we all are.
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alone but together.
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no flowers for us.
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relationships?
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we don't need no stinkin' relationships.
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i think we should all go around and tell our
worst relationship story and then get past it.
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just blow through it.
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yeah?
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kelly,what about ryan?
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he treated you pretty terribly,yeah?
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well,his heart was in the right place.
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yeah,but now his heart is in thailand- along
with the rest of his body,having random sex.
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okay. sorry.
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let's-
who else?
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oscar?
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i don't think so.
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come on. i'm sure there's something
you need to get off your chest.
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- thank you. - youanna-
just- anything?
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you sure?i'm sure whatever
you did wasn't your fault.
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okay,well,we'll-
who else?
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everyone here who's bowled
a 280 please raise your hand.
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no way. 280?
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that's impressive.
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okay. noeveryone here who's
bowled under 70 raise their hand.
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yikes.
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- come on,bob. raise your
hand. - no,bob,not- no!
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- what?
- one time. you just love bringing up that one time.
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- don't you?
- i do,i do.
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jim uses a six-pound ball.
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that is a lie.
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yes,he bowled five frames with this pink,sparkly
thing until a little girhad to ask for her ball back.
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but that girl must have had
monstrous hands because the holes fit.
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no,you just have little dainty fingers.
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you could always model ladies' jewelry.
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nobody asked,bob.
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do you risk telling them how you feel?
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do you say something that you
can barely admit to yourself?
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- oh,god,what
did you do?- so-
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wait,not that i approve
of any of it,but-
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i was stupid. i told him.
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was he into you in,like,a gay way?
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moron.
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if he was,there wouldn't be a story.
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he told me he wasn't gay.
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really sad.
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i'm not done yet.
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oh,my god.
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a week later,a friend of
mine calls me up and he says,"
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i just saw him in a
gay bar in kansas city.
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" oh,no.
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well,then it's a happy
ending,because he was gay.
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you should call him.
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my worst breakup was
actually two breakups.
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two different men.
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i was in love with both of them,and when
things went bad,they had a duel over me.
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yeah,dwight and andy. we were here.
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no,this was years ago
when i was living in ohio.
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john mark anjohn david.
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angela,you had two sets of
different men actually duel over you?
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i guess i have.
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all right.
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who's next?where's andy?
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he's on one of his honeymoons.
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what?
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he made non-refundable
deposits on his honeymoons,
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so he's just knockin'
'em off one at a time.
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i think today he's hot air ballooning,and
later he's got a couples' massage.
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my worst breakup was with stacy.
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it was a sunday morning.
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we were reading the par.
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and i said,"oh,my god.
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i think the eagles could
clench the n. f. c. east.
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" and she said that we're done.
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you know what,ys?
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i don't think we need to do this.
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you're right. okay,everyone,back to work.
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no,no,no,no. i mean,have
this kind of party.
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i look around and i see all these beautiful
people who are alone on valentine's,
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and i think that there are other
single people out there,too.
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we just ne tfind 'em.
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there's a girl out there for all of us.
256
00:11:41,260 --> 00:11:43,540
maybe even in this office park.
257
00:11:43,610 --> 00:11:46,160
there has to be a way to get
all these lonely people together.
258
00:11:46,220 --> 00:11:47,300
a net?a giant net?
259
00:11:47,420 --> 00:11:48,630
no,not a giant net.
260
00:11:48,680 --> 00:11:50,300
- a- a- a- what
do you have in mind?
261
00:11:50,400 --> 00:11:52,540
i was thinking maybe like a mixer.
262
00:11:52,600 --> 00:11:54,450
- oh,god. that's a terrible
idea. - old-fashioned meat market.
263
00:11:54,570 --> 00:11:55,610
- no.
- i don't think it is.
264
00:11:55,710 --> 00:11:57,770
lonely people mixing with one another?
265
00:11:57,870 --> 00:11:58,980
breeding?
266
00:11:59,020 --> 00:12:01,370
creating an even lonelier generation?
267
00:12:01,820 --> 00:12:03,970
you're not allowing natural
selection to do its work.
268
00:12:04,040 --> 00:12:07,300
kind of like the guy who
invented the seat belt.
269
00:12:07,770 --> 00:12:10,050
these people need love.
270
00:12:10,140 --> 00:12:13,020
and i am going to get it for them.
271
00:12:13,130 --> 00:12:15,640
who cares if we sell a
little bit less paper today?
272
00:12:15,740 --> 00:12:19,540
a great boss cares more about thhaceppiness
of his employees than anything else.
273
00:12:19,710 --> 00:12:21,030
********
274
00:12:21,110 --> 00:12:25,620
i am going to be cupid,and i am going to
shoot my sparrow at unsuspecting victims,
275
00:12:25,740 --> 00:12:29,790
and they are going to get
hit,and say,"i'm in love!
276
00:12:29,890 --> 00:12:32,230
i was hit by cupid's sparrow.
277
00:12:32,420 --> 00:12:34,780
" funny little bird,but
he gets the job done..
278
00:12:37,490 --> 00:12:38,460
no movement.
279
00:12:38,640 --> 00:12:39,770
ah,still early.
280
00:12:39,840 --> 00:12:41,510
eh,it's not that early.
281
00:12:41,580 --> 00:12:43,610
so how you holding up?
282
00:12:43,660 --> 00:12:47,070
i'm okay. feel a little lopsided 'cause of
all the blood they took out of my right side.
283
00:12:47,120 --> 00:12:50,370
no,no,i meant about being single today.
284
00:12:51,710 --> 00:12:52,960
exactly.
285
00:12:53,410 --> 00:12:53,800
oh,here we go.
286
00:12:53,920 --> 00:12:55,790
- hello.
- hello.
287
00:12:56,270 --> 00:12:57,910
dwight k. schrute.
288
00:12:57,980 --> 00:12:59,840
why don't you introduce
me to your little friend?
289
00:12:59,950 --> 00:13:00,740
- dwight
- babe alert!
290
00:13:00,860 --> 00:13:03,190
hello,i'm michael scott. welcome
to our little shindig.
291
00:13:03,300 --> 00:13:04,400
oh,hi,i'm lynn.
292
00:13:04,530 --> 00:13:06,390
- lynn,follow me. come on in.
- off we go.
293
00:13:06,450 --> 00:13:08,750
for you,we have one of our top people.
294
00:13:08,840 --> 00:13:10,250
kevin malone.
295
00:13:10,350 --> 00:13:12,960
kevin?come out here. show
your beautiful self.
296
00:13:14,570 --> 00:13:15,560
hello.
297
00:13:17,860 --> 00:13:19,980
so run with the ball.
298
00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:22,030
run with it,kev.
299
00:13:24,380 --> 00:13:25,520
where are you from?
300
00:13:25,630 --> 00:13:26,240
i'm from here.
301
00:13:26,370 --> 00:13:27,510
y-
okay.
302
00:13:27,580 --> 00:13:29,300
well,he only gets better.
303
00:13:29,410 --> 00:13:31,130
- thank you,michael.
- okay.
304
00:13:31,280 --> 00:13:33,170
i can untie any knot.
305
00:13:33,360 --> 00:13:34,550
i'm serious.
306
00:13:34,610 --> 00:13:36,240
name a knot,any knot. go ahead.
307
00:13:36,360 --> 00:13:38,190
uh,i- i
believe you.
308
00:13:38,250 --> 00:13:40,020
you shouldn't believe
everything you hear.
309
00:13:40,440 --> 00:13:43,050
in fact,there are many
knots that i cannot untie.
310
00:13:44,790 --> 00:13:51,140
so where does a woman as charming as yourself
find herself employed on a day such as today?
311
00:13:51,220 --> 00:13:56,440
um,i work at a place that does catalogs
for community colleges and small businesses.
312
00:13:56,540 --> 00:13:58,240
you must use a lot of paper.
313
00:13:58,350 --> 00:13:59,640
oh,god. tons of it.
314
00:14:05,630 --> 00:14:08,270
what's the rule about when
people are in the bathroom?
315
00:14:08,360 --> 00:14:10,940
i think if you ordered hot
food,you're allowed to eat.
316
00:14:11,700 --> 00:14:12,850
damn.
317
00:14:13,990 --> 00:14:16,140
they've been in there
for like ten minutes.
318
00:14:18,370 --> 00:14:19,540
look at that.
319
00:14:19,590 --> 00:14:21,440
bob ordered hot food.
320
00:14:21,560 --> 00:14:23,070
yes.
321
00:14:23,200 --> 00:14:25,800
and i think they gave
him too many fries.
322
00:14:25,920 --> 00:14:27,480
we should help him out.
323
00:14:31,660 --> 00:14:34,690
all right,the circle
drive-in,they show old movies.
324
00:14:34,760 --> 00:14:37,030
it's really cool.
325
00:14:37,110 --> 00:14:38,330
that does sound cool.
326
00:14:38,390 --> 00:14:41,230
i used to go there with my fiancee.
327
00:14:41,790 --> 00:14:43,630
before she left me.
328
00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:47,860
no,i- i mean,before
i left her.
329
00:14:49,800 --> 00:14:51,470
she left me.
330
00:14:54,100 --> 00:14:54,940
stupid!
331
00:14:55,020 --> 00:14:56,810
i think i blew it.
332
00:14:56,940 --> 00:14:59,440
it all happened so fast.
333
00:15:00,210 --> 00:15:03,910
so fast.
334
00:15:04,090 --> 00:15:08,750
so erik,you mentioned before that
you are in tool and dye repair.
335
00:15:08,830 --> 00:15:09,650
i am.
336
00:15:09,750 --> 00:15:12,660
meredith recently had
a total hysterectomy.
337
00:15:12,700 --> 00:15:14,810
so that's sort of a repair.
338
00:15:16,730 --> 00:15:18,520
I right. i'll let you guys talk.
339
00:15:19,900 --> 00:15:21,820
it's going very well. people are mixing.
340
00:15:21,890 --> 00:15:23,090
a lot of hope.
341
00:15:23,140 --> 00:15:25,760
'cause that's what you hate to
see- when hope gets crushed.
342
00:15:28,480 --> 00:15:29,510
sorry.
343
00:15:29,560 --> 00:15:30,880
thought i heard somebody coming in.
344
00:15:30,940 --> 00:15:35,530
um,so... it's not too late.
345
00:15:39,550 --> 00:15:43,030
and the kind of discoun we're talking
about are not- hold on,hold on.
346
00:15:43,100 --> 00:15:45,370
michael,why do you keep
looking at the front door?
347
00:15:45,420 --> 00:15:46,870
- no reason.
- is somebody after you?
348
00:15:46,930 --> 00:15:47,990
why do you always go to that?
349
00:15:48,090 --> 00:15:49,980
has anyone ever been after
anyone in this office?
350
00:15:50,040 --> 00:15:51,310
hey,it just takes one.
351
00:15:51,400 --> 00:15:52,300
nobody's after me.
352
00:15:52,440 --> 00:15:56,260
i just- i met a woman when i was giving
blood and i thought she might come by.
353
00:15:56,310 --> 00:15:58,960
you met a woman when you were
giving blood?that is so romantic.
354
00:15:59,020 --> 00:16:00,470
it's not a big deal,really.
355
00:16:00,540 --> 00:16:03,730
i just- you know,met
mebody. we hardly talked.
356
00:16:03,770 --> 00:16:08,170
i picked up her glove,so i was
hoping i could give it back to her.
357
00:16:08,230 --> 00:16:10,390
oh,my god,that makes
it even more romantic.
358
00:16:10,950 --> 00:16:12,390
this is like a modern-dayenchanted.
359
00:16:12,450 --> 00:16:13,810
it's like a fairy tale.
360
00:16:13,940 --> 00:16:15,130
she could be your soul mate.
361
00:16:15,310 --> 00:16:16,310
oh,not likely.
362
00:16:16,390 --> 00:16:20,280
three billion women on the planet,most of them
live in asia,so the numbers just don't add up.
363
00:16:20,370 --> 00:16:21,370
- it's possible.
- she could be.
364
00:16:21,420 --> 00:16:22,780
believe me,it's nothing.
365
00:16:22,860 --> 00:16:24,110
i hardly even talked to her.
366
00:16:24,190 --> 00:16:26,490
we just- we were lying
there next to each other.
367
00:16:26,620 --> 00:16:28,890
i think our blood bags touched.
368
00:16:33,600 --> 00:16:34,380
here they come.
369
00:16:34,490 --> 00:16:35,900
- what?
- no,just kidding.
370
00:16:35,990 --> 00:16:37,740
seriously,though,that's enough.
371
00:16:37,860 --> 00:16:39,590
well,just cover it with the broccoli.
372
00:16:39,800 --> 00:16:43,910
- oh,great,i have to cover it with-
do you think they dined and dashed?
373
00:16:44,160 --> 00:16:45,520
well,they didn't dine.
374
00:16:45,610 --> 00:16:48,430
so yeah,maybe they just dashed.
375
00:16:49,390 --> 00:16:51,230
i thought we we having a nice time.
376
00:16:51,320 --> 00:16:52,450
we were.
377
00:16:52,510 --> 00:16:53,980
yeah.
378
00:16:58,150 --> 00:16:59,770
- empty.
- mine,too.
379
00:17:03,970 --> 00:17:05,370
oh,boy.
380
00:17:05,530 --> 00:17:06,520
- okay.
- oh,my go
381
00:17:08,320 --> 00:17:10,530
is this the party?
382
00:17:12,600 --> 00:17:14,250
nah.
383
00:17:25,450 --> 00:17:27,020
okay,then.
384
00:17:34,010 --> 00:17:36,310
so where were we?
385
00:17:36,530 --> 00:17:37,620
ah,bowling.
386
00:17:37,970 --> 00:17:40,300
yep,yep. yep.
387
00:17:41,820 --> 00:17:43,620
you didn't eat much there,jimbo.
388
00:17:44,100 --> 00:17:47,120
oh,initially i did.
389
00:17:47,710 --> 00:17:48,680
want some meat?
390
00:17:48,780 --> 00:17:50,030
- oh,sure.
- little piece.
391
00:17:50,900 --> 00:17:52,310
no mushroom,though.
392
00:17:52,490 --> 00:17:53,870
- forgot.
- yeah.
393
00:17:54,030 --> 00:17:55,290
thank you.
394
00:18:01,890 --> 00:18:05,740
i'm sorry we did not have
a chance to talk more.
395
00:18:05,790 --> 00:18:06,900
yeah.
396
00:18:06,950 --> 00:18:09,590
i get very nervous
talking to pretty girls.
397
00:18:10,600 --> 00:18:11,650
seriously.
398
00:18:11,730 --> 00:18:13,500
feel how sweaty my hand is.
399
00:18:14,530 --> 00:18:16,270
that's really sweaty.
400
00:18:16,350 --> 00:18:17,860
are you on email?
401
00:18:17,940 --> 00:18:20,040
oh,yeah.
402
00:18:21,420 --> 00:18:22,860
cool.
403
00:18:24,010 --> 00:18:26,440
- okay,bye.
- bye,kevin.
404
00:18:30,700 --> 00:18:32,810
good valentine's.
405
00:18:33,180 --> 00:18:37,020
so basically the greater volume you decide to
buy in,the greater discount we can give you.
406
00:18:37,060 --> 00:18:38,690
- okay.
- okay?
407
00:18:38,730 --> 00:18:40,840
- what's up?- look,i'm-
i'm gonna go.
408
00:18:40,980 --> 00:18:43,660
before you go,i'd st love to
get a firm commitment on this.
409
00:18:43,710 --> 00:18:44,870
um... you know,maybe sign?
410
00:18:44,940 --> 00:18:47,380
look,we already have a paper supplier.
411
00:18:48,270 --> 00:18:49,650
okay.
412
00:18:49,740 --> 00:18:52,160
well,thanks for wasting my time tonight.
413
00:18:52,250 --> 00:18:53,580
idiot.
414
00:18:53,640 --> 00:18:54,880
god!
415
00:18:56,930 --> 00:18:58,980
you don't deserve her.
416
00:18:59,180 --> 00:19:01,370
thanks,michael.
417
00:19:05,600 --> 00:19:08,100
hey,if anybody
wants to go-
418
00:19:11,160 --> 00:19:13,190
- we can stay a little longer.
- really?
419
00:19:13,330 --> 00:19:15,640
yeah. yeah. sure,michael.
420
00:19:15,690 --> 00:19:16,820
no,this is great.
421
00:19:16,960 --> 00:19:18,520
we'll hanout. absolutely. yeah.
422
00:19:19,840 --> 00:19:21,330
oh,thanks.
423
00:19:41,670 --> 00:19:43,090
michael,it's time.
424
00:19:43,180 --> 00:19:45,170
you know what?you guys-
you guys can head out.
425
00:19:45,210 --> 00:19:47,560
i'm- i'm gonna
soldier on a little bit.
426
00:19:47,620 --> 00:19:49,030
come on.
427
00:19:49,120 --> 00:19:49,840
we'll all go.
428
00:19:49,880 --> 00:19:51,620
yeah. yeah. let's go. yeah. okay.
429
00:19:55,350 --> 00:19:58,030
four months ago,i dated
a woman named holly.
430
00:19:58,080 --> 00:20:07,370
and,um,this is actually the first time that i've
even considered getting back into that arena again.
431
00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:08,550
you know what?
432
00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:12,920
sometimes it's not about whether
cinderella gets her slipper back,
433
00:20:13,070 --> 00:20:18,470
but it's about the fact that the prince
even picked up the slipper at all.
434
00:20:19,810 --> 00:20:22,280
there's a lot of princesses out there.
435
00:20:23,410 --> 00:20:28,340
you know,they have all different
sizes and shapes of feet.
436
00:20:28,420 --> 00:20:30,300
and hands.
437
00:20:30,350 --> 00:20:35,830
so i think... i think
my odds are pretty good.
438
00:20:38,310 --> 00:20:39,820
pardon me. may i have a
chocolate chip cookie?
439
00:20:39,880 --> 00:20:42,190
i gave blood earlier and
i'm still feeling woozy.
440
00:20:42,250 --> 00:20:44,320
of course.
441
00:20:44,410 --> 00:20:45,620
that's weird.
442
00:20:45,740 --> 00:20:48,360
you got a cotton ball and tape
and we've been using band-aids.
443
00:20:48,450 --> 00:20:50,560
i,uh- oh,i
feel so woozy.
444
00:20:50,640 --> 00:20:53,170
i just- it's
band-aids.
445
00:20:53,450 --> 00:20:55,050
ah,damn.
446
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