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Michael,since it is your 15th
anniversary at the company,
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I thought it might be Appropriate
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To begin the festivities
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- With a 15-minute Round
of applause. - I like it.
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- Followed by a 15-minute Moment
of silence. - I don't know.
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Is it classy enough?
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Jim,enough With the classy,okay?
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I just feel like After
15 years at this company-
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And bravo,by
the way-
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That we should celebrate with A
very classy event, A night to rember.
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I think you're right.
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This party has To have
all the excitement,
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Drama,and intrigue Of my time here.
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- And of course... classy.
- And classy,yeah.
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Michael,You're just agreeing with
him Because he's wearing a tux,
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Don't you see What he's doing here?
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Last week,dwight sent Out
a memo about the dress cod
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So this is me showing him that
I'm taking it very seriously.
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Oh,here's one.
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A string quartet
Playing classy-cal music.
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Mm,you know...
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That's good,But it's not classy.
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I- i need
something classy,
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Like the opening Of a car dealership.
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- That's it. Or mr. Peanut.
- Yes!
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Mr. Peanut is not classy.
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He is- he is a
regular peanut.
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He just happens to have a
ca,A monocle,and a top hat.
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That's what makes him classy.
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Okay,how about this
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An ice sculpture Shaped like you,
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Covered in Chocolate-covered
strawberries.
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You're trying too hard,And
that's just not classy.
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See,the thing about classy
Is it's a state of mind.
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Well,i'm sorry,i just Don't
know what classy is then.
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Okay,let's just Try
this one on for size-
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And i apologize,because it's
Right off the top of my head-
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An ice sculpture...
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Of you,completely
Surrounded by a variety
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Of chocolate-covered fruits.
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- Strawberries?
- That's inspired.
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I said that!
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- Not classy.
- Not classy at all.
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Declasse.
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French! Classy.
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The Office
Season 05 Episode 18
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Hi,can i help you?
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Yeah,i'm charles Miner
to see michael scott.
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Sure. Just one
second,please. Have a seaoy.
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- Yes?
- Michael,there's a Charles miner here to see you.
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Miner? I hardly know her.
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Hello? Yh,are you coming out now?
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Well,well,well,Who have we here?
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It is prince charles miner.
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At your service.
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Everybody,This is sir charles miner.
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And he is the new vp
Fothe northeast region,
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So just give it up
For this big guy,right?
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Give it up. Here he is.
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There he is. Hey,hi.
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Hi,everyone. Wow!
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Hold that thought!
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You know what,i want everybody
To go into the break room,
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I have a little surprise For you.
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Go ahead. You too.
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Dwight,uld you Escort
our guest in there?
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Come on. Here we go,don't be shy.
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Don't be shy,You're one of us.
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Dwight,stall him a little bit.
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I'm going to get the fish.
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Hey. Yes?
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Really wish You would've told me
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The new boss Was coming in today.
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What? No,i didn't Want
to make everybody nervous.
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No,i mean,i could've
Brought a change of clothes.
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You look dynamite.
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What are you talking about?
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Very slick. Okay,let me get the fish.
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Originally founded in 1866,
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Scranton quickly became One
of pennsylvania's largest
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Anthracite Coal ming communities.
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Surprise! There nothing in here.
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The real surprise Is
in the conference room.
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Let's go! Ah! God!
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Okay,come on! Come on!
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I'll finish it up later,But essentially
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What we're
talking about is-
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Surprise!
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As you can see,i turned The bagels
from o's into c's,For charles.
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- Thank you.
- Took me all night.
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This is What you did last night?
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I met this guy At corporate last week,
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And we were just Digging
each other's vibe.
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I was totally grooving
on him,And vice-versa.
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And besides,the It Two
people to have his job
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Were jan and ryan.
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The former was my lover,
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And the latter my best friend.
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So who knows? I do.
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It's going to be mental.
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It's going to be mta
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Oh,my god. He's like
A black george clooney.
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Really? I don't see it.
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I mean,he's okay.
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He's not unattractive.
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He's... Hey,how you doing?
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I'm jim halpert,from sales.
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Just wanted to say if you
Need anything,let me know.
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Why are you wearing a tuxedo?
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I didn't think you'd notice.
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It's funny actually,there's
Another salesman out here,
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Dwight schrute,he sent out
This memo as he always does,
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And it was about
professionalism In the workplace,
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And of course he singled me out.
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So i just had toess with him.
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Oh,you'd understand It
if you'd read the memo,
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Which i should probably get you.
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There's probably one In the... drawer.
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It was pretty crazy.
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But... Not more crazy than wearing
A tux at work,i grant you that.
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,i'm going to,uh...
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- Your name's jim?
- Jim halpert,yep.
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Just going To let you
get back to it. So...
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He just had To wear his tux today.
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I thought it'd be funny.
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Took him 40 minutes To get ready.
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All right,let me introduce
You some of the troops.
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Accounting,front and center.
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Come on up here,I'd like
you to meet somebody.
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This is the accounting Department.
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Hey,i come From accounting,too.
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Oh,nerd alert. This is oscar
martinez. He is latino.
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And he just got out of
A long-term relationship
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With a man,gil,Who broke his heart.
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But he did not bring
Any of that into work.
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It did not affect his Job
performance whatsoever.
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And i'm very proud of him.
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- That's good. It's good to meet you.
- Good.
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This little Hell-raiser angela.
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She has slept with a bunch Of
different guys in the office.
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One over there,In the orange.
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Where's the other...?
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You know,michael, I don't need
to know Everyone's sexual history.
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Well,perfect. Because we have Now arrived
at kevin, And he has no sexual history.
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How about i just say hi
To everyone at one time?
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Good. Good,good,good.
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Everyone,please give
it up For charles miner.
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Thank you,michael. And thank
you For the c-shaped bagels.
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- Oh,well...
- That's great,that's great.
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Above and beyond.
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Hey,you know We're in tough times
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And we're not Immune to this economy.
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That's true. But the goal is to,you
know,Fight our way through this.
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Hey. Stanley hudson.
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Are there going to be layoffs?
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- No,absolutely not.
- Uh,hold on,michael.
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Uh,stanley,you know,We
can't make any promises,
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But we'll y everything In
our power to avoid that.
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Do you have specifics?
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Sp- well,michael should've
Filled you in last week.
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Well,due to the economy, There's
a lot of Worry going around,
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- And i didn't want to
worry- - you didn't tell them?
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Well... Why
don't- yeah.
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What i told
michael- tot
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Is that we are Cutting
3% across the board.
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Which means we no longer will
Be matching 401k contributions.
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- And all overtime requests Will need To come through The corporate office.
- Fantastic.
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- Well,it's not official.
- It is official.
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well... It is off
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And actually guys,I'm
encouraging branches
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To consider a freeze On
discretionary spending.
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Such as salary benefits,Et cetera.
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No,not- et
cetera,insurance-
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- Not salary... petty cash.
- Right.
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Supplies,And you
know,parties. Things like that.
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Well... What abouyour
party? Oh,well... that.
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Okay,okay,you know what?
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I think this has been great.
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I think this gives us a lot
To think about,doesn't it?
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Charles miner,Ladies and gentlemen.
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He has a long trip home.
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Thank him for coming,We
have to get back to work.
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Michael,i'm going To stay for the day.
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Oh,no,no,no. You don't have to do that.
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I've got this covered.
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This was just a Meet
and greet,you don't-
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No,it's a little More
involved than that.
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I'm going to set up In here,okay?
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I am thrilled That
the new boss has taken
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Such an active interest In
all of the responsibilities
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That i'm supposed to have.
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Thrilled.
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David,It was my understanding
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That i was not going To be managed.
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What gave youhat idea?
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- It was my understanding.
- I see.
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Listen,why- why don't we Just
leave that position vacant?
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Truth be told,i think i thrive
Under a lack of accountability.
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Look,michael. Charles is very
qualified. Get to know him.
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I really think the two
of you Are gonna make a g
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But the branch Is still mine?
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You're still The branch manager,yes.
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And if you need anything else
At all,just let charles know.
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- Ask him about the party.
- Oh,right.
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David are you cong To my
15th anniversary party?
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- I'll give it my best shot-
- no,no,no,the other thing.
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Oh,okay. If we hired cirque de
soleil As salaried employees,
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Will that help us With
the year-end tax stuff?
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Think he hung up?
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No.
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I just got off the
horn With david wallace,
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And he said that you and i
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Should try to get To know
each other better. And i agree.
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So,what i would Like you to do is,
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Tell me something that you've
Never told anybody before.
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- No.
- Come on. What's your wife's name?
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Where did you work Before you came here?
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- Saticoy steel.
- Beautiful.
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See,african-americans Have such
a rich history Of unusual names.
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No i worked at a company
Called saticoy steel.
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Y... st... You're-
you're not from paper?
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- No.
- Does david know this?
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Yeah,he knows. He just
wants a good manager.
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Well that actually,Is
a... excellent segway
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Into really what Is my only point.
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I- i don't need To
be managed,charles.
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And if you want To pick up some tips
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Observing here and taking Them to
the other branches, It's all good.
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But jan would mostly come
by When she was super horny.
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And ryan wouldome by to visit
His parents and do laundry.
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So... Are we clear?
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That's not how I plan on doing things.
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Well,i'll just Bounce that off david
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See if it cos back.
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I'll tell david What he needs to know.
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Sorry. David wants it this way.
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- Well,whatever david wants...
- Okay.
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Michael scott Calling for david.
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Well,just tell him To call me
as asap as possible. Thanks.
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Oh,michael. Come on,no.
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You have to charm them.
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- David wallace's office.
- Hey there,gorgeous. How you doing today?
245
00:10:48,180 --> 00:10:48,950
I'm good,thank you.
246
00:10:49,610 --> 00:10:50,280
How's it hanging?
247
00:10:50,480 --> 00:10:52,135
All right.
248
00:10:52,170 --> 00:10:56,970
Good. Listen,My name is michael scotch,
249
00:10:58,760 --> 00:10:59,660
And i just wanted to say...
250
00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:03,750
That i've got david wallace's
Son in the trunk of my car.
251
00:11:03,785 --> 00:11:06,140
If he doesn't get on This
phone in five seconds-
252
00:11:06,175 --> 00:11:09,932
Idiot,idiot,idiot. What are you doing?
253
00:11:09,967 --> 00:11:13,690
- You've got too-
- god! Oh,my god.
254
00:11:13,980 --> 00:11:15,135
David wallace's office.
255
00:11:15,170 --> 00:11:17,820
Hi,stephanie. It's michael scott again.
256
00:11:17,855 --> 00:11:19,782
I just spoke With michael scotch.
257
00:11:19,817 --> 00:11:21,678
And the son's Going to be returned,
258
00:11:21,713 --> 00:11:23,505
- Everything's fine.
- Michael...
259
00:11:23,540 --> 00:11:27,270
- And i really,Really need to talk to david.
- Please hold.
260
00:11:27,890 --> 00:11:28,450
Charles miner.
261
00:11:30,060 --> 00:11:35,830
Hello? Hello,who is this? Who is this?
262
00:11:35,865 --> 00:11:37,600
I was never given a name.
263
00:11:39,170 --> 00:11:41,100
Oh,my god.
264
00:12:00,070 --> 00:12:02,065
Uh,hi. Can i help you? I
don't think that anyone here-
265
00:12:02,100 --> 00:12:06,350
- Ma'am...
- uh, hey everyone,Lunch is on me today. Here you go.
266
00:12:07,710 --> 00:12:09,280
Wow,that is so unnecessary.
267
00:12:09,315 --> 00:12:10,850
Are you kidding me with this?
268
00:12:11,670 --> 00:12:13,610
On the day that I bring in breakfast?
269
00:12:13,645 --> 00:12:14,675
Hey,man,it's no big deal.
270
00:12:14,710 --> 00:12:16,405
I wish you Had told us sooner.
271
00:12:16,440 --> 00:12:19,380
Because i was going To
go to the vending machine
272
00:12:19,415 --> 00:12:20,455
And get an egg salad.
273
00:12:20,490 --> 00:12:22,010
You still have that option.
274
00:12:22,800 --> 00:12:24,960
- Thanks again,charles.
- You're welcome.
275
00:12:24,995 --> 00:12:26,015
Thank you.
276
00:12:26,050 --> 00:12:27,470
- Nobody thanked
me- - thanks,charles.
277
00:12:27,505 --> 00:12:30,130
- For breakfast,Except charles.
278
00:12:31,760 --> 00:12:33,745
You say,"no more parties,"
279
00:12:33,780 --> 00:12:36,110
And then you spend All
this money on lunch.
280
00:12:36,145 --> 00:12:37,877
I think it's A little hypercritical.
281
00:12:37,912 --> 00:12:39,575
I do this For every branch i go to.
282
00:12:39,610 --> 00:12:42,020
If you do not like
it,Then... i think there are
283
00:12:42,055 --> 00:12:44,760
Some bagels Left over from this morning.
284
00:12:46,420 --> 00:12:48,600
Damnit,stephanie,Put me through to him.
285
00:12:49,450 --> 00:12:51,460
Is that him in the background? David?
286
00:12:52,430 --> 00:12:55,190
David. David. Pick up the phone.
287
00:12:56,800 --> 00:12:58,230
Should i seduce him?
288
00:12:59,530 --> 00:13:01,660
No,no one wants to see that.
289
00:13:04,770 --> 00:13:07,525
- Michael.
- Yep?
290
00:13:07,560 --> 00:13:11,395
I just reized That i
used the 2008 calendar
291
00:13:11,430 --> 00:13:13,915
To do the spreadsheets
For january and february.
292
00:13:13,950 --> 00:13:16,365
I may need to come In
this weekend to fix it.
293
00:13:16,400 --> 00:13:18,400
Do some overtime. You wanna
do some overtime This weekend?
294
00:13:18,435 --> 00:13:21,190
You know what,kevin,I
applaud your initiative.
295
00:13:21,225 --> 00:13:22,475
- Yes,you
may- - uh,no.
296
00:13:22,510 --> 00:13:25,235
Sorry,michael. No,kevin,right?
297
00:13:25,270 --> 00:13:27,590
I'm gonna need you To do
that during office hours.
298
00:13:27,625 --> 00:13:29,917
- Okay.
- Okay. Thank you.
299
00:13:29,952 --> 00:13:32,175
Kevin,this is my branch.
300
00:13:32,210 --> 00:13:34,520
You don't ask charles,You ask me.
301
00:13:34,555 --> 00:13:35,735
I say approved.
302
00:13:35,770 --> 00:13:37,020
That's not the way It's going to work
303
00:13:37,055 --> 00:13:38,850
- Yes,it is.
- No,it is not.
304
00:13:39,970 --> 00:13:41,095
No,it is not.
305
00:13:41,130 --> 00:13:43,230
Okay,so we're On the same page,great.
306
00:13:43,265 --> 00:13:45,047
- Okay,michael...
- Okay,michael...
307
00:13:45,082 --> 00:13:46,795
- No,seriously.
- No,seriously.
308
00:13:46,830 --> 00:13:48,280
- How old are you?
- How old are you?
309
00:13:48,315 --> 00:13:49,165
- Oh,no.
- Okay...
310
00:13:49,200 --> 00:13:50,135
I can tell michael's mood
311
00:13:50,170 --> 00:13:52,210
By which comedy routine
He chooses to do.
312
00:13:52,245 --> 00:13:54,185
The more infantile,Thmore uet he is.
313
00:13:54,220 --> 00:13:57,500
And he just skippedthe ace
Venturatalking butt thing.
314
00:13:57,535 --> 00:13:59,080
He never skips it.
315
00:13:59,610 --> 00:14:00,965
This is bad.
316
00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:02,480
- Five-years-old.
- Five-years-old.
317
00:14:03,010 --> 00:14:03,575
Dude,stop.
318
00:14:03,610 --> 00:14:05,540
Michael,Stop doing that.
319
00:14:05,550 --> 00:14:07,110
Gonna get in A whole mess of trouble.
320
00:14:07,120 --> 00:14:09,580
- I'm going to walk away.
- I'm going to Ik away.
321
00:14:09,880 --> 00:14:10,920
You need to stop doing that.
322
00:14:11,750 --> 00:14:14,830
I'm kidding around! Wow,relax everybody.
323
00:14:14,865 --> 00:14:17,240
It was just a joke. It's fine.
324
00:14:17,320 --> 00:14:17,820
Boy,so touchy.
325
00:14:17,830 --> 00:14:22,350
Ppc,let's continue our morning
Meeting in the conference room.
326
00:14:22,385 --> 00:14:23,945
And then out of that cake
327
00:14:23,980 --> 00:14:26,315
Pops another stripper
Holding a smaller cake
328
00:14:26,350 --> 00:14:29,130
And then an even smaller
Stripper pops out of that one.
329
00:14:29,620 --> 00:14:31,260
What is that Smaller stripper holding?
330
00:14:31,295 --> 00:14:32,585
- A cupcake.
- Nice.
331
00:14:32,620 --> 00:14:34,500
It's cupcakes and
strippers All the way down.
332
00:14:36,180 --> 00:14:38,270
What exactly is the ppc?
333
00:14:38,740 --> 00:14:41,880
Oh,that's The party planning committee.
334
00:14:41,915 --> 00:14:43,650
They snd hours Planning parties.
335
00:14:44,750 --> 00:14:45,380
Excuse me,guys.
336
00:14:45,620 --> 00:14:49,050
- What's going on in here?
- Party planning committee.
337
00:14:49,085 --> 00:14:50,435
Not your concern,charles.
338
00:14:50,470 --> 00:14:53,435
This doesn't seem like a Good
way to spend company time.
339
00:14:53,470 --> 00:14:56,400
Really? Well then,how would
We come up with great ideas
340
00:14:56,435 --> 00:14:58,445
Like jim's. Go ahead.
341
00:14:58,480 --> 00:14:59,710
No,i would like To get
work,actually,please.
342
00:14:59,745 --> 00:15:01,150
What you got,jim?
343
00:15:02,800 --> 00:15:04,900
What is a two-way petting zoo?
344
00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:09,330
You pet the animals,They pet you back.
345
00:15:10,310 --> 00:15:11,585
It's a great idea.
346
00:15:11,620 --> 00:15:13,970
And we have a cake in the
shape Of a bale of hay.
347
00:15:14,005 --> 00:15:15,645
It's really just A regular-shaped cake.
348
00:15:15,680 --> 00:15:16,210
But it's cool,and
it's- hey,guys,you know,
349
00:15:17,220 --> 00:15:19,570
This isn't a good use
Of company time,michael.
350
00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:22,220
You're talking about
My anniversary party,so.
351
00:15:22,230 --> 00:15:24,660
Okay,everyone except for
Michael,go back to your desks.
352
00:15:24,670 --> 00:15:25,720
Yeah,why don't you do
that? Thank you very much.
353
00:15:25,730 --> 00:15:27,560
Yeah,here we go. Mm-kay.
354
00:15:30,030 --> 00:15:30,660
Okay,michael...
355
00:15:30,830 --> 00:15:32,920
I'm dissolving this committee.
356
00:15:32,955 --> 00:15:33,995
- What?
- Yeah.
357
00:15:34,030 --> 00:15:35,830
I mean,come on,This is a work place.
358
00:15:35,865 --> 00:15:37,630
It isn't designed For your vanity.
359
00:15:38,820 --> 00:15:40,070
I've been here for 15 years. *****
360
00:15:40,740 --> 00:15:43,710
You have been here
one day. End of story.
361
00:15:44,940 --> 00:15:48,880
You have no right to cancel
My 15th anniversary part
362
00:15:48,915 --> 00:15:51,745
End of story. End of
story! End of story.
363
00:15:51,780 --> 00:15:54,370
I don't care If i've hurt your feelings
Or you do not Agree with my methods,
364
00:15:54,405 --> 00:15:55,885
But it is over.
365
00:15:55,920 --> 00:15:57,610
Okay,no,no,no,no. You know what?
366
00:15:57,645 --> 00:15:59,220
I'm going to new york!
367
00:15:59,630 --> 00:16:02,250
And i am going To talk to david wallace
368
00:16:02,285 --> 00:16:04,527
I'm going To tell him everything.
369
00:16:04,562 --> 00:16:06,770
And i'm sorry To say you're screwed.
370
00:16:06,805 --> 00:16:08,105
And you know what?
371
00:16:08,140 --> 00:16:11,275
You are gonna be through. And i'm sorry.
372
00:16:11,310 --> 00:16:14,410
- I'm sorry to do that to you.
- Right.
373
00:16:14,445 --> 00:16:17,140
Do you even know How paper is made?
374
00:16:17,600 --> 00:16:21,420
It's not like steel,You
don't put it into a furnace.
375
00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:26,750
If you put paper into a furnace,You
know what would happen? You'd ruin it.
376
00:16:36,710 --> 00:16:37,880
Come in.
377
00:16:39,150 --> 00:16:40,280
- Hey.
- Hey.
378
00:16:40,290 --> 00:16:41,665
All right,charles,I got to be honest,
379
00:16:41,700 --> 00:16:44,620
I think we really got Off
on the wrong foot here.
380
00:16:44,655 --> 00:16:47,415
And truth be told,I'm
a pretty smart guy.
381
00:16:47,450 --> 00:16:50,830
And a hard-worker and a great
Number two for the office.
382
00:16:50,865 --> 00:16:53,580
- Number two?
- Second in command. Toy goal.
383
00:16:53,930 --> 00:16:56,130
Oh,i- i didn't Know
that position existed.
384
00:16:57,100 --> 00:16:58,700
Oh,that's Because at first it was
385
00:16:58,710 --> 00:17:00,870
A made up position for dwight,Just
to make him feel better.
386
00:17:00,940 --> 00:17:02,470
Assistant To the regional manager.
387
00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:04,870
But then he lost that,And
michael gave it to me.
388
00:17:04,880 --> 00:17:07,440
So you're the assistant
To the regional manager?
389
00:17:07,450 --> 00:17:09,010
Assistant regional manager,Yep.
390
00:17:09,020 --> 00:17:10,450
Any responsibilitie Come with it?
391
00:17:13,750 --> 00:17:14,410
Not- not
exactly.
392
00:17:15,580 --> 00:17:19,410
Do you want to keep This made up
position? It's important to you?
393
00:17:21,730 --> 00:17:23,480
All right. I will...
394
00:17:23,870 --> 00:17:25,660
just let you get back To it,okay?
395
00:17:25,695 --> 00:17:27,450
- would you,uh...?
- Yep, - thanks.
396
00:17:33,590 --> 00:17:36,430
Hello,stephanie... Okay,where is he?
397
00:17:38,420 --> 00:17:41,600
Michael.
What are you-
398
00:17:41,880 --> 00:17:43,340
So is this The meeting
you' been all day?
399
00:17:43,540 --> 00:17:45,810
How did you get here,Michael?
400
00:17:45,845 --> 00:17:46,670
I drove.
401
00:17:48,620 --> 00:17:49,825
Okay.
402
00:17:49,860 --> 00:17:53,520
Cancelled my 15th anniversary party.
403
00:17:53,530 --> 00:17:54,910
Just pulled the rug out From under me.
404
00:17:54,945 --> 00:17:56,545
He said,"no figs. "
405
00:17:56,580 --> 00:17:57,865
I've already bought them.
406
00:17:57,900 --> 00:18:00,415
And i don't have A placto store them.
407
00:18:00,450 --> 00:18:02,400
So i feel like i've been sort of boned.
408
00:18:02,435 --> 00:18:04,732
- Michael- - you
talk to him about this?
409
00:18:04,767 --> 00:18:07,030
You've talked To him all day,obviously.
410
00:18:07,065 --> 00:18:08,870
Did you talk to him about this?
411
00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:11,200
Well,i didn't know About
the figs,specifically-
412
00:18:11,510 --> 00:18:12,470
Okay,then i don't get it.
413
00:18:12,670 --> 00:18:13,740
It doesn't make any sense to me.
414
00:18:13,750 --> 00:18:15,040
Because i thought In the new system,
415
00:18:15,540 --> 00:18:16,880
That i was Supposed to talk t
416
00:18:16,890 --> 00:18:18,540
And then charles is
Supposed to talk to you,
417
00:18:18,950 --> 00:18:20,610
Then that will Dilute any need for me
418
00:18:20,645 --> 00:18:22,185
To ever talk to you again.
419
00:18:22,220 --> 00:18:23,845
That's not Exactly the new system.
420
00:18:23,880 --> 00:18:25,470
Clearly,That's what you wanted.
421
00:18:25,505 --> 00:18:26,675
Nope. 15 years...
422
00:18:26,710 --> 00:18:31,310
- I've been here,And i've sacrificed a lot.
- Yes.
423
00:18:31,345 --> 00:18:33,532
I've put Having a family on hold.
424
00:18:33,567 --> 00:18:35,720
We didn't ask you to do that.
425
00:18:36,140 --> 00:18:37,600
And i've never gone Hang-gliding.
426
00:18:37,830 --> 00:18:42,220
And i've never driven my car
To the top of mount washington.
427
00:18:43,820 --> 00:18:46,445
Okay,it was Nice meeting everyone.
428
00:18:46,480 --> 00:18:48,570
All right,and i will See
you in a couple of weeks.
429
00:18:48,605 --> 00:18:50,150
Cool. Excellent.
430
00:18:50,870 --> 00:18:53,430
It was very nice Meeting
you,charles miner.
431
00:18:55,600 --> 00:18:57,000
Okay.
432
00:18:57,420 --> 00:18:58,170
See you.
433
00:19:01,100 --> 00:19:02,780
See you.
434
00:19:04,410 --> 00:19:05,820
Bye!
435
00:19:09,010 --> 00:19:13,020
And for my next trick,I will
make my career... Disappear.
436
00:19:13,830 --> 00:19:15,500
I can see Our kids facing obstacles,
437
00:19:15,535 --> 00:19:17,170
Beinha black And half indian,but...
438
00:19:17,205 --> 00:19:19,140
It's so worth it,you guys.
439
00:19:20,350 --> 00:19:21,985
There's just me here.
440
00:19:22,020 --> 00:19:24,770
I am gonna get him To buy
me a prime rib tonight.
441
00:19:24,805 --> 00:19:25,930
I think he left.
442
00:19:25,965 --> 00:19:27,080
What?!
443
00:19:28,160 --> 00:19:29,760
Move!
444
00:19:31,390 --> 00:19:35,040
Hello,charles!? Charles?
445
00:19:36,890 --> 00:19:40,800
- Is that his scarf?
- No!
446
00:19:42,560 --> 00:19:45,180
Charles and kelly? Absolutely not.
447
00:19:45,720 --> 00:19:47,935
He is a sophisticated man.
448
00:19:47,970 --> 00:19:52,960
He does not need to go dumpster
Diving for companionship. Okay?
449
00:19:52,995 --> 00:19:56,962
I don't understand
that,After 15 years...
450
00:19:56,997 --> 00:20:00,895
Of service here,I have to get in the car
451
00:20:00,930 --> 00:20:03,010
And drive to new york
In order to talk to you.
452
00:20:03,045 --> 00:20:04,830
That doesn't seem right to me.
453
00:20:04,865 --> 00:20:06,190
That doesn't seem fair.
454
00:20:06,225 --> 00:20:08,020
And i think...
455
00:20:08,960 --> 00:20:12,690
That i've earned More than that.
456
00:20:18,150 --> 00:20:19,400
You're right. Yes.
457
00:20:20,030 --> 00:20:21,460
I get it. I get it,michael.
458
00:20:21,870 --> 00:20:23,270
Oka here's what i'm gonna do.
459
00:20:25,240 --> 00:20:26,840
We will Move some money around,
460
00:20:27,340 --> 00:20:30,380
And i will personally see to
it That you have your party.
461
00:20:31,650 --> 00:20:34,000
You'll have your figs,I
will be in attendance,
462
00:20:34,035 --> 00:20:37,120
It's gonna be great. How's that?
463
00:20:42,110 --> 00:20:44,970
- I quit.
- What?
464
00:20:47,740 --> 00:20:50,910
You have no idea How high i can fly.
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00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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