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I had no idea when i got into
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That i was going to be quitting.
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I got on the ramp,
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And i was like, "two
hours, two hours to go."
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Feelin' good.
Crank some tunes.
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Should have peed before i left."
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- Michael, get to the good part.
- Okay, so.
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Get up to building.
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Revolving door broken.
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So i have to take
the normal door.
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Oh, my god.
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At least he's in the building.
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No. No.
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I was so nervous,
it was the wrong building.
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I had walked into
the wrong building.
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He finally has a story
we really want to hear.
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And he knows it.
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Okay, focus, focus.
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You're in the right building.
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You're with the right people.
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- What happened?
- I looked at wallace and i said,
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"I quit."
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And as i turned to leave,
i looked back and i said,
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"You have no idea
how high i can fly."
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You didn't tell him how
sick of him you were?
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Why would i do that?
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Well, wouldn't it feel good to
tell him that he's incompetent.
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That he's wasted 15
years of your life.
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Maybe spit in his face.
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You guys have thought about
this a lot more than i have.
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I just winged it.
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I love a good quitting story.
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It makes me feel like i have
control over my own life.
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Gives me hope.
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Maybe i'll have one
of my own someday.
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But i dream.
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About a week ago, michael
gave his two weeks' notice.
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And surprisingly,
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There is a very big difference
between michael trying
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And michael not trying.
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Michael, is that scotch?
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Scotch and splenda.
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Tastes like splenda,
gets you drunk like scotch.
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Clinky clinky clink.
Come on.
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Come on, come on.
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What am i gonna do?
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I'll tell you
what i'm gonna do.
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I'm gonna do a little bit
of this, a little bit of that.
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I'm gonna stay up all day.
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I'm gonna sleep up all night.
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I'm gonna give it a--
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And i'm gonna stop
worrying about calories.
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Maybe you should
go into your office,
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Close the door, and make
some calls about jobs.
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- I have a job.
- For four more days.
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Do you have any
leads on a job?
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Pam, what you don't understand.
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At my level, you don't just
look in the want ads for a job.
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You are headhunted.
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Have you called any headhunters?
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Any good headhunter
knows that i am available.
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Any really good headhunter
will storm your village
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At sunset with overwhelming force
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And cut off your head
with a ceremonial knife.
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Right, 'cause that's
what we're talking about.
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I need you to go over
these client lists
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and indicate any
wrong or false data.
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Your "i need you to"
is my command.
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Okay.
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- Hey, michael.
- Hey.
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Can i talk to you for a minute?
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You can talk to me for
as long as you want,
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Because i have all
the time in the world.
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Oh, god.
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Ugh. Phyllis.
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I just wanted to, uh,
tell you that--
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- Oh! Ah, what's that?
- Oh, hey!
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What is this about?
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Um, you know,
'cause you're go--
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You're leaving and everything.
It's a farewell.
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Right.
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So i hope i get to work
with you some day again.
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Me, too. Me, too.
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- Is this wine?
- Ah! Busted, yes.
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- I already have wine.
- Oh.
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- Hello.
- Hi.
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Isaac silby here
for the interview.
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Uh, yes. Please have a seat.
It'll be a few minutes.
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Thank you.
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You interviewing, too?
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Mmm. Hmm?
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Interviewing?
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- For?
- Regional manager.
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Yes, i am.
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For regional manager, i've
decided to go with an outside hire.
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For obvious reasons.
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Where you from?
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- Philly.
- That's a drive.
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Yeah, well, this is one of the
few places that's hiring. It's--
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It's brutal out there.
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- Pam.
- Mm-Hmm?
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When will the new
copier be ready?
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I'm working on it, kev.
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You said it would
be ready by today.
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And it is today.
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It'll be ready soon.
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Soon could mean anything.
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Soon could be three weeks.
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Is that what "soon"
means to you?
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Sometimes.
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Then come back soon.
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During the course of business,
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A copier goes through something
called "normal wear and tear."
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I think it's 75 cents.
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That's a lot.
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Bandit, no.
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No, no, no.
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Yesterday they
delivered the new one.
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But they didn't set it up.
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So my day just got a
little more interesting.
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It's monster.Com.
Singular.
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Thank you.
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You work in paper long enough,
you get to know the players.
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Hi, you've reached prince paper.
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We are sad to inform you That after
40 years of serving the community,
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We are no longer in business.
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Thank you for your support
And may god bless you.
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Bye!
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What am i gonna do?
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yeah.
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You want me to come
into your office?
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Oh, okay.
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Okay.
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All right.
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Uh, close your eyes.
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- I'd prefer not to.
- Just close your eyes.
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I'm going to start my
own paper company.
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You're starting your
own paper company.
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- Yeah!
- Why?
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Can you believe--
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'Cause i know paper.
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I know everything there
is to know about paper.
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Do you know that the
industry is in decline?
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yeah. Oh, god, i practically
invented decline.
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- Right.
- Right?
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I know paper.
I know how to manage.
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I have a name.
Close your eyes.
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No, i did that before.
It added nothing.
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- Just close 'em.
- Okay.
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All right.
"Michael scott paper company."
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You want in?
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Do you want to
be a part of this?
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I am not gonna do this.
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- Oh. Obvious--
- And you are not going to, either.
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Oh, agreed.
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- Mmm, except--
- Here's the thing.
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What i wish for you is that
you land a job at a company
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That"a," exists,
and "b," has a salary
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Because they're set up
to do that kind of thing.
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What's up, chuck?
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- Jim.
- Hey.
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- What are you doing?
- Nothing. Just talking.
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Okay. Michael handed in
his two-Week notice.
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- Did you also hand in your two-Week--
- I didn't.
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No? Okay.
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- After you.
- No, i'm staying.
- Okay.
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You want me to translate the
german instructions for you?
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No, i'm sure they're pretty much
the same as the english instructions.
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Typical american arrogance
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that got us involved In a war
we never should have been in.
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- That's a really--
- World war ii.
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Well, fine.
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Do the german instructions say
what this is supposed to do?
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???
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Let me see here.
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It is either an incense dispenser
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Or a
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Ceremonial
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Sarcophagus.
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My german is pre-Industrial
and mostly religious.
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Listen,
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this order form--
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Instead of saying
"dunder mifflin" at the top,
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Is there any way i could
get it to say something else?
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Like "michael scott
paper company"?
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You-- Oh.
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Somebody's been talking
in bed. Pillow talk.
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Yeah.
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Listen, michael.
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Have you really
thought this through?
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'Cause it's a pretty big risk.
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This is a dream
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that i have had since lunch,
And i am not giving up on it now.
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yeah.
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You could give it
up though, right?
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And almost no one would know.
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Before you got here,
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I'm the one who landed
all of these clients.
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Half of 'em, at least.
I can do it again.
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I know the market.
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I know the price points.
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I'm on it.
Don't worry.
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So how do i do that?
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Well, um, you can scan it.
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And then you can
upload the image,
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- And then you can copy a new image--
- Could i take a piece of paper
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And just tape it with
transparent tape?
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Yeah. Good.
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- Oh, thank you very much.
- Mm-Hmm.
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So that is why i have to
leave at 5:00 on tuesdays.
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It's to pick up my
little sisters from school.
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We're really tight.
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We're like the kardashians.
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You know, you can run
this stuff by toby.
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- Yeah, i don't like talking--
- Come in.
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I'm sorry.
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I didn't realize you
were with anyone.
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But i just wanted to
bring you the brochure
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On that accounting seminar
that i was telling you about.
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- Yep.
- Earlier.
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I can wait we're in the
middle of something, angela,
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- So why don't you just--
- Okay, um, actually, you kndow,
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It was so much fun last year.
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There was a sundae bar.
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I mean, i didn't have any--
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You know, to stay trim.
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Did michael just let
anybody in his office?
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- Yes.
- Yeah.
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He was like, "come in."
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I am aware of the effect
i have on women.
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So you should be
heading back to your desk.
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Okay. Bye, charles.
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Well, you'll let me know.
Good-Bye.
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She's such a special person.
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She's turning 50 this year.
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Sorry. I'm starting my
own paper company.
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- No way!
- Yeah.
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In this climate?
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In all climates.
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It's going to be worldwide.
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And i'm looking for some
talented salesmen to join me.
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That's where you come in.
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Well, it's a very
intriguing concept, isn't it?
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Michael is starting his
own paper company.
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What do you think about that?
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Your own paper company.
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Can you believe it?
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Well, we'll see.
We'll see.
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well.
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It's just a-- It's a nugget
of an idea right now,
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- so.
- what?
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Potential. Lots of potential. Yes.
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What a--Courageous--
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- Venture.
- It's--
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It's very courageous.
Very exciting.
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Umm...Location is hard for me,
260
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with the farm And
the responsibilities so--
261
00:11:30,400 --> 00:11:31,500
With the farm.
262
00:11:31,700 --> 00:11:34,500
You getting to wherever
i'm gonna put my thing.
263
00:11:35,800 --> 00:11:37,000
- Okay, so yeah.
- So think about it.
264
00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:38,400
- Let's put a pin in it for now.
- You know,
265
00:11:38,400 --> 00:11:40,400
i would love to
put a pin in that.
266
00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:42,600
Everyone, can I
have your attention?
267
00:11:42,900 --> 00:11:45,500
This is the moment you've
all been waiting for.
268
00:11:46,600 --> 00:11:47,700
Right?
269
00:11:48,800 --> 00:11:50,600
Little miss thing wants attention.
270
00:11:50,700 --> 00:11:51,800
Meredith--
271
00:12:01,900 --> 00:12:03,300
G-44.
272
00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:08,500
It's not ready, kevin.
273
00:12:09,400 --> 00:12:10,300
I am at a crucial point
274
00:12:10,300 --> 00:12:13,100
Where i have sunk four
hours into that copier.
275
00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:16,700
And i am not gonna let it beat
me like that wireless router did.
276
00:12:25,100 --> 00:12:27,000
- You put a note in my food?
- I made it sterile.
277
00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:28,700
Just to say "sterile"
doesn't make it so.
278
00:12:28,700 --> 00:12:30,400
I am offering you
279
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The opportunity of a lifetime,
oscar, to come work for me.
280
00:12:34,100 --> 00:12:35,600
Do you have a business plan?
281
00:12:35,900 --> 00:12:37,000
A funding request?
282
00:12:37,100 --> 00:12:38,600
- Market research? Financials?
- No.
283
00:12:38,600 --> 00:12:40,300
- You need those things.
- No. No!
284
00:12:40,600 --> 00:12:42,000
Most new businesses,
285
00:12:42,300 --> 00:12:44,100
They don't make a profit
till at least two years.
286
00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:47,500
And then your margins
will be razor-Thin.
287
00:12:47,700 --> 00:12:48,900
Best-Case scenario,
288
00:12:49,100 --> 00:12:51,100
You don't cut yourself a salary
for at least five years.
289
00:12:51,100 --> 00:12:53,000
Can you go five years
without a salary, michael?
290
00:12:53,100 --> 00:12:54,100
- Okay.
- Five years?
291
00:12:54,100 --> 00:12:55,600
Hey. You already have the job.
292
00:12:55,700 --> 00:12:56,900
You don't have to convince me.
293
00:12:56,900 --> 00:12:58,500
It's just not prudent, michael.
294
00:12:58,700 --> 00:12:59,700
Stanley.
295
00:12:59,700 --> 00:13:01,200
Can't you see i'm urinating?
296
00:13:01,200 --> 00:13:02,000
Listen, listen.
297
00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:03,800
Stanley, you don't
need to answer me now.
298
00:13:03,800 --> 00:13:04,400
No.
299
00:13:04,400 --> 00:13:05,900
Just-- I want you
to think about it.
300
00:13:05,900 --> 00:13:08,200
- I am starting my own company.
- No.
301
00:13:08,400 --> 00:13:10,100
Okay, you're not
letting me finish,
302
00:13:10,400 --> 00:13:11,900
And you just lost
out on $1 million.
303
00:13:11,900 --> 00:13:13,300
No, i didn't.
304
00:13:14,100 --> 00:13:15,300
You know what?
305
00:13:15,700 --> 00:13:17,600
I had a great time at prom.
306
00:13:18,500 --> 00:13:20,900
And no one said
"yes" to that, either.
307
00:13:21,500 --> 00:13:22,700
How's it working?
308
00:13:22,900 --> 00:13:26,000
Um, let's see.
309
00:13:26,400 --> 00:13:28,000
It's fine.
310
00:13:29,200 --> 00:13:30,100
I did it.
311
00:13:30,100 --> 00:13:32,200
I learned everything
about this machine.
312
00:13:32,300 --> 00:13:35,100
I know all the buttons,
even the inside ones.
313
00:13:35,800 --> 00:13:37,300
I know all the error messages.
314
00:13:37,500 --> 00:13:39,500
I could do a bound book
315
00:13:39,700 --> 00:13:42,800
In plastic with offset colors.
316
00:13:43,700 --> 00:13:45,000
Which feels...
317
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:55,800
Hey, hank. You ready?
318
00:13:55,900 --> 00:13:57,400
- Yeah.
- Okay.
319
00:13:59,100 --> 00:14:00,300
- Michael.
- Hmm?
320
00:14:00,500 --> 00:14:02,000
I can't pretend
i haven't seen that.
321
00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:05,200
So i'm gonna ask you
to stand up, walk out,
322
00:14:05,400 --> 00:14:06,700
And you can't take anything.
323
00:14:06,900 --> 00:14:09,400
Okay. I have immunity.
It's my two weeks--
324
00:14:09,400 --> 00:14:12,200
Not if you're starting a competing
paper company, michael.
325
00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:14,100
Hank.
326
00:14:14,100 --> 00:14:15,100
Okay, michael.
327
00:14:15,300 --> 00:14:16,400
Hank?
328
00:14:16,800 --> 00:14:18,900
You really think hank is
going to be loyal to you?
329
00:14:18,900 --> 00:14:22,000
Hank, please escort charles
from the building.
330
00:14:25,100 --> 00:14:27,500
Come on, man,
let's-- Let's go.
331
00:14:29,200 --> 00:14:31,800
I always thought
michael got a bad rap.
332
00:14:31,900 --> 00:14:33,100
He's a good guy,
333
00:14:33,100 --> 00:14:34,800
And he's super funny.
334
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:39,300
Yeah, maybe i should
tell him before he goes.
335
00:14:40,400 --> 00:14:42,700
He's all the way over there.
336
00:14:47,700 --> 00:14:48,700
Well, here we are.
337
00:14:48,900 --> 00:14:51,000
- I would just like to
- No, no, no, no.
338
00:14:51,200 --> 00:14:52,900
You're done, michael.
339
00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:03,400
All right, then, everybody.
I'm out of here.
340
00:15:05,900 --> 00:15:07,100
What is he doing?
341
00:15:07,100 --> 00:15:09,700
It looks like he's
saying something.
342
00:15:10,800 --> 00:15:12,200
I think he's singing.
343
00:15:12,400 --> 00:15:14,600
I can't believe this
is really happening.
344
00:15:16,900 --> 00:15:18,700
And i feel free.
345
00:15:22,400 --> 00:15:23,900
And just like that,
346
00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:25,900
As mysteriously as he arrived,
347
00:15:26,400 --> 00:15:27,900
He was gone.
348
00:15:40,800 --> 00:15:43,400
The whole office feels darker.
349
00:15:43,500 --> 00:15:44,600
You know?
350
00:15:47,200 --> 00:15:48,800
It's just a sad, dark day.
351
00:15:48,900 --> 00:15:51,500
- Andy, he's gone.
- I know.
352
00:15:51,700 --> 00:15:54,400
You don't have to
kiss his ass anymore.
353
00:15:55,300 --> 00:15:57,300
Michael's like a
movie on a plane.
354
00:15:57,400 --> 00:16:00,100
You know, it's not great,
but it's something to watch.
355
00:16:00,500 --> 00:16:01,900
And then when it's
over, you're like,
356
00:16:02,100 --> 00:16:03,700
"How much time is left
on this flight?
357
00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:06,000
Now what?"
358
00:16:14,300 --> 00:16:15,600
- Michael.
- Shh, shh, shh.
359
00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:16,700
Don't look down.
360
00:16:16,900 --> 00:16:18,300
Look straight up.
361
00:16:26,300 --> 00:16:27,400
- Are those--
- All right, come on. Ow!
362
00:16:27,400 --> 00:16:29,600
- Please.
- These are for employees only.
363
00:16:29,700 --> 00:16:30,900
Angela, kevin,
help me out.
364
00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:33,100
I just need a few things.
Then i'll be gone.
365
00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:34,600
Michael, why is it that you asked
366
00:16:34,600 --> 00:16:38,200
everyone Except me,
angela, creed, and meredith?
367
00:16:38,300 --> 00:16:39,600
I was going to.
368
00:16:39,800 --> 00:16:42,400
I wanted to, but i had
to start somewhere.
369
00:16:42,500 --> 00:16:44,200
And you didn't want
to start with us?
370
00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:47,000
No, of course not.
But now i want everybody.
371
00:16:49,300 --> 00:16:50,400
Jim!
372
00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:01,200
Did you have time to
think about my offer?
373
00:17:01,400 --> 00:17:02,600
I did have a chance
to think about it,
374
00:17:02,600 --> 00:17:04,000
But then i thought
about something else.
375
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:05,200
So which way are you leaning?
376
00:17:05,300 --> 00:17:08,200
Well, it is tempting, but i am
100% leaning towards passing.
377
00:17:08,300 --> 00:17:09,000
Thanks, jim.
378
00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:11,300
Hey, did anyone see the client list
379
00:17:11,300 --> 00:17:13,100
That michael was supposed
to be working on?
380
00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:13,900
No.
381
00:17:13,900 --> 00:17:16,000
Okay. Let me know if you find it.
382
00:17:17,900 --> 00:17:18,800
Okay.
383
00:17:24,800 --> 00:17:25,700
Listen.
384
00:17:25,700 --> 00:17:27,200
Okay. Okay.
385
00:17:27,700 --> 00:17:28,800
We don't have much time.
386
00:17:28,900 --> 00:17:30,300
Just act normal.
387
00:17:30,600 --> 00:17:32,200
Don't look at me,
people. Stop.
388
00:17:32,400 --> 00:17:33,600
Don't look down.
Don't look down.
389
00:17:33,600 --> 00:17:35,400
He's gonna see me.
Not all the way up.
390
00:17:35,500 --> 00:17:37,300
Keep 'em at a normal height, okay?
391
00:17:37,300 --> 00:17:39,400
Hey, this is not michael
scott talking right now.
392
00:17:39,500 --> 00:17:40,500
This is your future.
393
00:17:41,200 --> 00:17:43,700
Hello.
I am your future.
394
00:17:44,500 --> 00:17:46,500
You are older and
you are very happy now
395
00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:50,300
Because you went with
michael scott, right?
396
00:17:50,500 --> 00:17:52,800
So everybody,
come on down,
397
00:17:53,500 --> 00:17:55,500
And let's just crawl
out of here together.
398
00:17:55,600 --> 00:17:56,800
All right?
399
00:17:57,900 --> 00:17:58,900
Come on.
400
00:17:58,900 --> 00:18:01,400
Are you-- Are you
doing your best here?
401
00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:04,000
Are you being the
best that you can be?
402
00:18:04,400 --> 00:18:05,100
All right.
403
00:18:05,100 --> 00:18:07,400
Everybody who's
gonna go with me,
404
00:18:07,400 --> 00:18:09,000
I want you to stomp your foot.
405
00:18:12,700 --> 00:18:13,800
Okay.
406
00:18:14,100 --> 00:18:16,500
All right.
Come on.
407
00:18:17,500 --> 00:18:18,400
Come on.
408
00:18:18,400 --> 00:18:19,700
You're coming with me.
409
00:18:19,900 --> 00:18:21,300
Come on, phyllis.
410
00:18:25,100 --> 00:18:26,200
Here we go.
411
00:18:27,300 --> 00:18:28,500
Here we go.
412
00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:30,800
- Michael, get up.
- Oh, god. Okay.
413
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:32,200
All right, all right.
Time to go.
414
00:18:32,500 --> 00:18:33,600
Time to go.
Jim, let's go.
415
00:18:33,600 --> 00:18:36,300
- Come on. Come on!
- Michael, what are you doing?
416
00:18:36,300 --> 00:18:38,100
I think maybe hank should be here.
417
00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:40,700
Hank? No, i don't
need hank, michael.
418
00:18:41,100 --> 00:18:42,000
You're gonna mess with me?
419
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:44,000
Is that what you're gonna do?
I'll tell you something, charles.
420
00:18:44,200 --> 00:18:45,400
I don't even care,
421
00:18:45,600 --> 00:18:47,200
because i've got nothing to lose.
422
00:18:47,300 --> 00:18:49,000
- Okay.
- Oh, my god. Oh, god!
423
00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:50,600
No! No.
All right.
424
00:18:50,900 --> 00:18:52,200
It's not worth it.
425
00:19:03,900 --> 00:19:05,400
- Oh, no.
- What?
426
00:19:06,400 --> 00:19:07,600
I'm going with him.
427
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:09,000
What?
428
00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:10,300
- Pam.
- I'm going.
429
00:19:11,300 --> 00:19:14,200
Pam, you can't be serious.
430
00:19:14,600 --> 00:19:16,200
Michael, wait!
431
00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:19,000
I'm coming with you.
432
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:22,200
You are?
433
00:19:23,200 --> 00:19:24,300
Yeah.
434
00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:29,800
Okay. It's gonna be great.
435
00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:31,800
Great. Uh, except i--
436
00:19:31,800 --> 00:19:34,100
I don't want to be
a receptionist anymore.
437
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:36,300
Right.
438
00:19:37,100 --> 00:19:38,100
Executive assistant.
439
00:19:38,400 --> 00:19:39,800
Salesman.
440
00:19:40,500 --> 00:19:41,700
All right.
441
00:19:42,100 --> 00:19:44,800
- Okay. Deal.
- Deal.
442
00:19:45,200 --> 00:19:46,200
Okay.
443
00:19:46,400 --> 00:19:47,700
- Well, jim?
- Still no.
444
00:19:47,800 --> 00:19:49,500
- Okay.
- Yeah.
445
00:19:49,600 --> 00:19:50,600
Well, let's go.
446
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:53,000
Oh, all my stuff is still upstairs.
447
00:19:53,200 --> 00:19:54,500
Are people watching?
448
00:19:54,600 --> 00:19:55,700
Probably.
449
00:19:58,100 --> 00:19:59,700
Michael, it's not how
you leave an office.
450
00:19:59,700 --> 00:20:01,100
- It's how you--
- Jim, jim. Jim.
451
00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:03,000
We're having a
company meeting here.
452
00:20:05,200 --> 00:20:06,400
I will bring all your stuff home.
453
00:20:06,400 --> 00:20:07,400
- Okay.
- All right.
454
00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:08,400
- Well, see ya later.
- Bye.
455
00:20:08,400 --> 00:20:09,400
See ya later.
456
00:20:27,700 --> 00:20:30,100
So we had a personnel change today.
457
00:20:30,100 --> 00:20:31,700
Shouldn't affect
our day-To-Day,
458
00:20:31,900 --> 00:20:33,900
But until we get
a new receptionist,
459
00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:36,200
I want kevin on the phones.
460
00:20:36,600 --> 00:20:37,700
Phones.
461
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:40,300
Also, there's been
too much wasting time.
462
00:20:40,300 --> 00:20:41,600
- So stanley.
- Yes?
463
00:20:41,600 --> 00:20:43,300
Yeah, i want you
on top of that, okay?
464
00:20:43,300 --> 00:20:45,300
I want you to be my
productivity czar.
465
00:20:45,600 --> 00:20:47,000
Okay? Good.
466
00:20:47,600 --> 00:20:49,900
Um, okay, that's it on my list
467
00:20:49,900 --> 00:20:51,800
So, uh, you know,
no excuses, guys.
468
00:20:51,800 --> 00:20:53,200
Let's get going, okay?
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