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You gonna answer that, kev?
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Right. Thanks.
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Dunder mifflin.
This is kevin.
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Please hold
while i transfer you.
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Oscar, your mom.
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Charles is having kevin cover
the phones for a while.
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How do i say this
diplomatically?
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I think kevin is doing
exactly as well
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As anyone might have expected
someone like him
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To perform in a position
like that.
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Please hold.
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Andy, phone call.
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No, stay there.
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Kev, i thought we nailed the
whole transfer thing earlier.
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Yeah, i wrote it on my hand.
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But then i washed it.
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It's transfer, extension,
then transfer again.
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Okay.
Andy, get ready.
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- transfer, Extension
- Here we go.
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- transfer.
- Ah.
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Oh, man.
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It is 134.
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- Kev.
- Kev, come on. Hustle.
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- You are murdering
the nard dog.
- this is kev...
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Please hold,
and i will transfer you.
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- You're bad at this too.
- just Don't answer that call.
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Just transfer the damn call.
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Your call is very
important to us. Please...
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- hey!
- Ho!
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Andy bernard.
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My maid died.
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www.1000fr.com presents
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Capture:summerwind
Sync:FRS@mzinfo
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The office 520
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Today's my first day
at my new job
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At michael scott paper company
incorporated.
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You know, apple computer
started in a garage.
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And we're starting
in a condo.
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Soe cealady have a leg up
on apple.
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Look,
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it's official.
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Oh, good,
my hooker's here.
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Kidding.
Hi.
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Michael, you were
expecting me, right?
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Yes, i was.
Yes, i was.
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A you wearing anything
under the robe?
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That is inappropriate, pam.
Come on in.
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This looks great, michael.
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Thank you.
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Would you like
some french toast?
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Yes, please.
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What shape?
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- Square is fine.
- All right.
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Just wanted to fill you in
on a few details.
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As you know, i will be running the branch
while we search For michael's replacement, So
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please feel free to come to me
With any questions or concerns.
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Yeah.
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Where will you be staying
while you're in scranton?
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Stay?
In a hotel.
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Charles, where were you born?
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Actually, i meant questions More about the
day-To-Day operations of the company.
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Okay.
Yeah?
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How are operations
at the company?
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Just day-To-Day.
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Okay, let's go over
non-Discretionary cuts. Okay, guys?
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thank you
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- So...
- can you please stop that?
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- What?
- You're breathing very heavily.
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- His is how i breathe.
If you have a problem--
- No, it's not.
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Okay, jim halpert.
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- I need your eyes up front.
- Oh, no, i was just...
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no, hey, hey.
I just want to hear, "yes."
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Yes.
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Good.
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As i was saying...
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oh, no,
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the new boss
do not find jim adorable. Oh.
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So what do you say
we get started?
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After breakfast.
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I'm full.
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So how you feeling
about the new company?
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I feel good.
Wow.
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You excited
about the new mpany?
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Yeah, i'm excited
to start the company.
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After breakfast.
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We did that.
So what's next?
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Michael, just stop
for a second.
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- Michael, stop for a second.
- No, i'm whipping it.
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- No, i know you are.
- Just let go.
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- Just let me have the--
- Let go, please.
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- Just give me--
- Fine.
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Oh, i'm sorry.
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I'm sorry.
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I can't do this.
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This is pathetic, isn't it?
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I am such an idiot.
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I gave up the only job
i ever loved to do this?
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I have egg in my crocs.
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I never see him drink.
I never see him eat.
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I don't think he even uses
the bathroom.
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Oh, he does.
He does.
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I feel weak today.
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I felt much stronger
yesterday.
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Like benjamin button
in reverse.
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You know, michael,
when i feel overwhelmed...
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i'm not overwhelmed, pam.
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I know. No, i'm saying
that when i feel overwhelmed,
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Something i like to do
is make a list.
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Make a list of things to do
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And then start
with the easy stuff.
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- Whatever calms you down.
- Okay. First,
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work out.
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And, hey, look, you did that.
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Check.
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Eat an enormous breakfast.
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- Check.
- Don't patronize me, pam.
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I think you
should get dressed.
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I'm not getting dressed.
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I'm not getting dressed. I have too
many things to do before i get dressed.
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I need to find 100 clients.
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Michael, that seemsmpossible.
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It's totally impossible.
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We need to come up With
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one realistic thing
that we could do today.
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Assemble a sales team.
A dream team.
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Great.
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Okay, ryan.
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No. What? Why?
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He's everything i'm not,
and everything i am.
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He's the whole package.
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No, we're not gonna hire ryan.
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Um, oh, vikram!
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Best salesman i've ever met.
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- Okay.
- He worked
at that telemarketing place.
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- We'll find him.
- Okay.
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Oh, also, we have a meeting this
afternoon With a potential investor.
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- Really? We have
an investor already?
- yeah
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Maybe. Barbara kevis.
She invests in local businesses.
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And i'm putting together
a little presentation for her.
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Michael, that's fantastic.
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Yeah, i guess
it's not so bad.
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Got a few things cooking.
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- Um.
- Hey.
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We need to get you dressed.
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I have doubts about this too.
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But when one person freaks out,
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Sometimes it weird makes
the other one calmer.
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That's one thing i've learned
about relationships.
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I hate that i just used
the word relationship.
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Hey.
You look great.
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- Let's go.
- All right.
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Ah.
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You a soccer fan?
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Oh. Oh, yeah.
I'm so embarrassed.
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You weren't supposed to see this.
This is like my secret obsession.
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Well, that makes two of us.
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- No way.
- yeah
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I hate soccer.
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But guess
who doesn't hate soccer?
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Charles minor.
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I was actually in germany
for the 2006 world cup finals.
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Oh. You bastard.
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That should have been me.
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Yeah, i love the sport.
I love the sport.
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- All right, man.
- Cool.
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I've never been a kiss-Up.
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It's just not how i operate.
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I mean, i've always
subscribed to the idea
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That if you really want
to impress your boss,
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You go in there
and you do mediocre work.
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Halfheartedly.
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Next on the list,
open the mail.
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Oh, wow.
Michael scott paper company.
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Okay.
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Very official.
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"Dear mr. Scott,
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"Please be advised
that it is in violation
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"Of yourondominium agreement To conduct
a business headquartered "In your residence.
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The penalty of forfeiture
of residence..."
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No, okay.
It's fine. It's fine.
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We're just gonna add,
"find office."
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How are we gonna find
an office?
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How can we pay
for an office?
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??? Song parodies.
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Okay, okay.
Achy breakfart.
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Great. Let's sing it in the car.
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No, no, no.
My stumps.
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Likemy humps,
but a guy with no legs.
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- Yeah.
- We can do this.
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We can do this.
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Whoa, and he just goes boom.
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- Yeah. Score.
- That's pele.
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You know your soccer, man.
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I prefer maradona.
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Diego maradona
from argentina.
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I didn't know we had so many
soccer fans in the office.
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I mean, to be fair, i was the
first one To talk about it, but...
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what about you, jim?
Are you a fan of the game?
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Oh, no. No.
Not really.
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Well, it's not for everybody,
i suppose.
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That's 'cause i'm more
of a player.
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- Yeah?
- Youet.
- Really, jim.
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I had no idea
you played soccer.
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'Cause you never,
ever talk about it.
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- Well, i do. I play.
- Wow.
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- You can be so modest sometimes.
- Maybe we should get back to work.
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Maybe you and charles should
kick the soccer ball around.
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Maybe we will someday.
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Maybe you will tonight
after work. What do you say?
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That's a great idea, dwight.
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Great ideas are just part
of what i bring To the table.
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I don't try and be anything
that i'm not.
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What do you say, jim?
Huh? Wanna play some soccer?
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- Jim, what do you say?
- Hey, anybody else?
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- I'm in it to win it.
- Sounds fun.
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- Game on.
- Okay.
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See you on the field there, bro.
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- See you.
- See you on the field.
I can't wait.
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Yup, i used to play
soccer in school.
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From second
to fourth grade.
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I was on the orange team.
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- We got vikram.
- You got me.
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Where are we going?
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We have a meeting
with an investor today.
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Yes, we do.
So get excited.
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But i have to go
to the bathroom real quick.
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If you'll excuse me,
i'll be right back. Okay.
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He seems really confident.
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- He can be.
- Confidence--
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It's the food of the wise man,
But the liquor of the fool.
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Hmm.
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I'm looking forward to getting
to know you better, vikram.
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Hey,
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i would like a pair
of size nine, please.
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- It's michael.
- I'm swamped, michael.
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Happy birthday to sally
in lane 27.
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Okay, imagine a company that has
no memory Of your past misconduct
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because they have no files.
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He's taking a long time.
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Is it possible
he's bowling?
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I mean, you know him
better than i do.
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Yes.
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Yes, it's possible.
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Well, it has alwa bn
a lifelong dream--
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Michael.
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What's going on?
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- I am--
- Hey, ryan.
- ???
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Excuse me.
Yes?
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- This wasn't on the list.
- Yes, it is.
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- No. It's not.
- Yes. It is.
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When did you add this
to the list?
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Pam, everyone deserves
a second second chance.
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Ryan, just out of curiosity,
How much do you get paid here?
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$60,000 a year.
255
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You get paid by the year
at the bowling alley.
256
00:10:59,800 --> 00:11:01,000
What do you make, secretary?
257
00:11:01,100 --> 00:11:03,300
Back to work, shoe bitch.
258
00:11:03,500 --> 00:11:04,700
I told you guys,
i'm really busy here.
259
00:11:04,700 --> 00:11:08,200
Would you like to come to work
For the michael scott paper company?
260
00:11:09,800 --> 00:11:10,700
What size shoes are you guys?
261
00:11:10,700 --> 00:11:12,500
- Uh, nine.
- What are those? A men's ten?
262
00:11:12,500 --> 00:11:13,600
No.
263
00:11:13,700 --> 00:11:14,800
- Look what he's doing.
- What is he doing?
264
00:11:14,800 --> 00:11:16,700
He's stealing 'em.
Okay, okay.
265
00:11:16,800 --> 00:11:18,300
- Oh, my gosh.
- He's already paying
for himself.
266
00:11:18,400 --> 00:11:20,400
Sorry!
267
00:11:21,400 --> 00:11:22,700
- Where is it?
- Right here.
268
00:11:22,800 --> 00:11:26,300
Hey, come on, guys, tse are
prime selling hours, you know.
269
00:11:32,600 --> 00:11:33,700
- Minor...
- oh, there he goes.
270
00:11:33,800 --> 00:11:36,000
- Sees his partner, halpert...
- yikes.
271
00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:37,900
- He looks up, defend doyle...
- oh, man.
272
00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:40,400
He shuts him up. come on
He shuts him up.
273
00:11:40,500 --> 00:11:41,600
- Yeah.
- alright
274
00:11:41,900 --> 00:11:43,500
oh!
275
00:11:43,600 --> 00:11:45,000
Goal.
276
00:11:45,200 --> 00:11:46,000
Man, i can't wait
to play with you.
277
00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:49,000
Oh, it's gonna be the...
worst.
278
00:11:49,200 --> 00:11:50,700
Do you guys wanna hear
about thailand?
279
00:11:50,800 --> 00:11:52,300
- Oh, yeah.
- Sure.
280
00:11:54,600 --> 00:11:56,600
It was indescribable.
281
00:11:56,900 --> 00:11:58,500
Sounds awesome.
282
00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:00,800
What sort of investing
club is this?
283
00:12:00,900 --> 00:12:03,300
Vikram, you ask a lot
of questions, and i like that.
284
00:12:03,300 --> 00:12:06,100
Hey, na.
Hi.
285
00:12:06,200 --> 00:12:07,100
- Na?
- Michael.
286
00:12:07,200 --> 00:12:10,500
People turn to their families All the
time when they need help starting out.
287
00:12:10,700 --> 00:12:16,000
And if my na's investment club can help The
michael scott paper company become a reality,
288
00:12:16,200 --> 00:12:18,300
Then i'm sure that's
what she would have wanted.
289
00:12:18,500 --> 00:12:20,000
Does want.
290
00:12:20,300 --> 00:12:23,400
Well, i'm sure that you must all
have very, very busy schedules,
291
00:12:23,500 --> 00:12:26,900
So i appreciate you meeting
with us here today.
292
00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:31,600
What this is is a business that
i have worked toward My entire life.
293
00:12:31,700 --> 00:12:32,800
Hey.
294
00:12:33,200 --> 00:12:37,000
I have assembled what i believe
to be The most exciting,
295
00:12:37,100 --> 00:12:39,600
sought-After talent
In the industry today.
296
00:12:39,700 --> 00:12:42,600
Ladies and gentlemen,
i present to you the dream team.
297
00:12:42,700 --> 00:12:47,200
From our very own scranton,
pennsylvania, pam beesly.
298
00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:50,500
Pretty pam is always reaching
for the stars,
299
00:12:50,600 --> 00:12:54,600
And someday she may just
surprise us all And grab one.
300
00:12:55,100 --> 00:12:56,700
Meet vikram.
301
00:12:57,500 --> 00:12:59,900
From his humble beginnings as a--
302
00:12:59,900 --> 00:13:01,400
Stay standing--
303
00:13:01,600 --> 00:13:04,700
From his humble ginnings
as a prominent surgeon,
304
00:13:04,800 --> 00:13:08,800
He risked it all to become the
most successful telemarketer
305
00:13:08,900 --> 00:13:10,300
In the lipophedrine industry.
306
00:13:10,400 --> 00:13:14,300
And do not call it
a comeback.
307
00:13:14,700 --> 00:13:18,200
The youngest vice president in
the history of dunder mifflin
308
00:13:18,300 --> 00:13:21,800
And recent bowling alley
employee, ???
309
00:13:21,900 --> 00:13:25,200
??? Of a splash in paper.
310
00:13:25,300 --> 00:13:27,200
- So let's hear it.
- Okay.
311
00:13:27,300 --> 00:13:30,000
I have spent
the last 15 years
312
00:13:30,100 --> 00:13:32,800
Learning the ins and outs
of the paper industry.
313
00:13:32,900 --> 00:13:36,300
With a lean, mean fighting crew
and low overhead,
314
00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:39,100
I thini can perform
the same business
315
00:13:39,100 --> 00:13:41,000
At a much,
much higher rate of profit.
316
00:13:41,100 --> 00:13:44,700
How do you expect to turn
a profit in this economy?
317
00:13:44,800 --> 00:13:47,400
By wanting it more.
By working hard.
318
00:13:47,500 --> 00:13:49,400
What's your mission statement?
319
00:13:49,500 --> 00:13:54,200
My mission is stated as follows:
320
00:13:54,400 --> 00:13:56,000
I will not be beat.
321
00:13:56,200 --> 00:13:58,300
I will never give up.
322
00:13:58,500 --> 00:14:00,000
I am on a mission.
323
00:14:00,100 --> 00:14:02,100
That is the michael scott
guarantee.
324
00:14:02,200 --> 00:14:03,400
Come on, oscar.
325
00:14:03,500 --> 00:14:04,500
What positions
do people play?
326
00:14:04,600 --> 00:14:06,300
- Wing.
- Leg.
327
00:14:06,500 --> 00:14:08,400
Jim, what do you play?
328
00:14:08,500 --> 00:14:10,600
- Left.
- Forward or half?
329
00:14:10,800 --> 00:14:12,800
- Forward, definitely.
- Okay, striker, huh?
- Striker.
330
00:14:12,800 --> 00:14:15,700
- Let's see what you got
in those legs. All right.
- All right, let's do it.
331
00:14:17,700 --> 00:14:18,800
No, no, no.
332
00:14:18,900 --> 00:14:19,900
No, there's supposed
to be the kickoff.
333
00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:21,500
Kickoff.
334
00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:24,500
My strategy is to touch
the ball as little as possible.
335
00:14:24,600 --> 00:14:26,500
Chalk it up to teamwork.
336
00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:28,500
All right.
337
00:14:28,700 --> 00:14:32,200
And i offer same day,
free delivery.
338
00:14:32,300 --> 00:14:34,100
Michael,
i don't know about this.
339
00:14:34,200 --> 00:14:35,000
Nana,
340
00:14:35,100 --> 00:14:39,200
i really think that papa
would want you To do this.
341
00:14:39,500 --> 00:14:40,400
I'm not so sure.
342
00:14:40,400 --> 00:14:42,300
Well, what ist exactly? What--
343
00:14:42,400 --> 00:14:44,600
What specifically?
It doesn't have to be paper.
344
00:14:44,700 --> 00:14:47,400
We could sell medicine
and other...
345
00:14:47,500 --> 00:14:50,000
see, this is what concerns me.
346
00:14:50,100 --> 00:14:53,500
We could just give him a chance.
It's not much money.
347
00:14:53,600 --> 00:14:55,700
Well, this may not be
the right time,
348
00:14:55,700 --> 00:14:57,500
But i need more
than i originally asked for.
349
00:14:57,600 --> 00:15:01,500
It's ???? an investment club.
350
00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:04,700
- Okay.
- I love you, michael. I do.
351
00:15:04,800 --> 00:15:05,600
Okay.
352
00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:06,900
But no.
353
00:15:07,100 --> 00:15:09,600
I mean it. No.
354
00:15:14,200 --> 00:15:16,900
I thought nana raised
some good questions.
355
00:15:18,300 --> 00:15:20,200
What kind of a name
is nana?
356
00:15:20,300 --> 00:15:22,200
It means grandmother.
357
00:15:22,300 --> 00:15:25,200
Oh, sweet jesus.
358
00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:27,700
Look, i'm sorry to do this,
359
00:15:27,700 --> 00:15:30,200
But can you drop me back
at the telemarketing building?
360
00:15:30,300 --> 00:15:32,600
You know, michael,
you want to succeed?
361
00:15:32,900 --> 00:15:35,200
You got to apply the same--
362
00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:41,400
Get him, jim.
363
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:43,600
Come on, tough d, jim.
364
00:15:44,900 --> 00:15:46,200
- AH!
- Oh, my god.
365
00:15:46,300 --> 00:15:48,000
Oh, wow.
Jim, what the...
366
00:15:48,100 --> 00:15:50,500
phyllis, are you okay?
Are you okay?
367
00:15:50,600 --> 00:15:52,700
No, i swallowed a crown.
368
00:15:53,100 --> 00:15:54,200
Why'd you duck, jim?
369
00:15:54,300 --> 00:15:57,700
- What?
- Yeah, jim, why would an experienced
scer player Like yourself
370
00:15:57,800 --> 00:15:59,200
duck at the very last moment?
371
00:15:59,200 --> 00:16:00,300
Okay, i'm just gonna go get
some ice.
372
00:16:00,400 --> 00:16:02,900
Does that make
you feel better? Huh?
373
00:16:03,300 --> 00:16:06,700
- I-I'm sorry, phyllis.
- Oh, yeah, jim's sorry.
374
00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:09,800
Do you get tnt?
The station? Do you get tnt?
375
00:16:09,900 --> 00:16:13,900
Yeah, i have cable
and satellite as a backup.
376
00:16:18,700 --> 00:16:22,000
Yeah, i know, two not-So-Great
things in a row.
377
00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:25,400
Well, well, stuff happens. Right?
378
00:16:25,500 --> 00:16:26,900
At least we got ryan.
379
00:16:27,100 --> 00:16:28,800
The ry-Guy.
380
00:16:29,300 --> 00:16:31,800
We should call him ry-Bread.
We don't have to call him that.
381
00:16:31,900 --> 00:16:33,900
Unless you like it.
We could call him that.
382
00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:35,500
I can't do this.
383
00:16:35,600 --> 00:16:37,400
What's that?
384
00:16:37,700 --> 00:16:41,100
I can't do this.
I had a real job.
385
00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:44,600
I sat ten feet away
from my fiance.
386
00:16:45,100 --> 00:16:46,900
I had health benefits.
387
00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:51,300
I was just feeling impulsive. I should
have gotten a tiny tattoo on my ankle.
388
00:16:51,400 --> 00:16:52,200
Yecch.
389
00:16:52,300 --> 00:16:53,700
I just keep getting bored.
390
00:16:53,800 --> 00:16:55,900
And i let things build up
and build up,
391
00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:58,200
And then i do something
too big.
392
00:16:58,300 --> 00:17:00,000
Like this.
Who does this?
393
00:17:00,100 --> 00:17:03,600
Well, you know what? My mom
always used to say that average people
394
00:17:03,700 --> 00:17:06,200
Are the most special people
in the world,
395
00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:07,400
And that's why god made
so many--
396
00:17:07,500 --> 00:17:09,000
We don't have any money.
397
00:17:09,100 --> 00:17:10,900
We don't have an office.
We don't have anything.
398
00:17:11,100 --> 00:17:12,300
Well, we should make a list.
399
00:17:12,400 --> 00:17:15,100
Lists are good.
Lists are good. Lists are good.
400
00:17:16,900 --> 00:17:19,500
First on the list, let's get
you out of the car. All right?
401
00:17:20,600 --> 00:17:21,500
Okay.
402
00:17:21,500 --> 00:17:23,100
How come out of everyone
in the office,
403
00:17:23,200 --> 00:17:25,300
I'm the only one
who went with you?
404
00:17:25,900 --> 00:17:30,200
Is it because i'm that stupid? I mean, your
own grandmother doesn't even believe in you.
405
00:17:35,500 --> 00:17:37,200
I want you to listen to me.
406
00:17:38,900 --> 00:17:41,300
Because i want to tell you
407
00:17:42,300 --> 00:17:46,000
The situation that
we are both in right now. Okay?
408
00:17:47,300 --> 00:17:49,100
You quit your job.
I quit my job.
409
00:17:49,200 --> 00:17:50,800
We both quit.
410
00:17:51,300 --> 00:17:53,600
Those are the facts.
That's what happened.
411
00:17:53,700 --> 00:17:56,700
Now what are our choices
right now? Because,
412
00:17:56,800 --> 00:17:59,000
you know what, kiddo?
You quit.
413
00:17:59,800 --> 00:18:03,100
- Yeah.
- So what are our options? Well...
414
00:18:04,100 --> 00:18:06,800
we can start this
paper company. We can try.
415
00:18:07,600 --> 00:18:10,700
Or that's it.
That's o only option.
416
00:18:10,800 --> 00:18:12,500
Because we quit.
417
00:18:12,700 --> 00:18:17,900
Pam, i do my best work when
people don't believe in me.
418
00:18:18,200 --> 00:18:20,100
I remember in high school,
419
00:18:20,300 --> 00:18:22,700
My math teacher told me
i was gonna flunk out,
420
00:18:22,800 --> 00:18:24,300
And know whai did?
421
00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:26,300
The very next day,
i went out,
422
00:18:26,400 --> 00:18:29,800
And i scored more goals than anyone
In the history of the hockey team.
423
00:18:30,700 --> 00:18:33,900
See what i mean?
I thrive on this. I thrive on it.
424
00:18:34,300 --> 00:18:35,900
So i'm gonna go inside.
425
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:37,900
I'm going to make
some calls.
426
00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:40,800
I'm gonna get us an office space,
And i'm going to show you
427
00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:43,700
Why you joined this company,
all right?
428
00:18:54,100 --> 00:18:56,800
You gotta have some extra
space, billy. Work with me here.
429
00:18:56,900 --> 00:18:58,300
There's gotta be
430
00:18:58,400 --> 00:19:02,400
some sort of secret office
That you have lurking around.
431
00:19:02,500 --> 00:19:05,200
Something awesome and free.
432
00:19:05,300 --> 00:19:07,500
And you keep it off the books.
433
00:19:08,100 --> 00:19:10,500
Oh, no, not there.
434
00:19:10,700 --> 00:19:12,700
That would be humiliating.
435
00:19:12,900 --> 00:19:14,700
I did what i had to do.
436
00:19:14,900 --> 00:19:16,600
I stepped in.
I took charge.
437
00:19:16,700 --> 00:19:18,900
That's what being a man is.
438
00:19:19,100 --> 00:19:20,900
And earlier today,
439
00:19:21,100 --> 00:19:25,000
i was freaking out.
Pam stepped up. She was the man.
440
00:19:25,700 --> 00:19:27,600
Don't think
a woman can be a man?
441
00:19:27,700 --> 00:19:31,000
Well, then that's
your stereotype. Not mine.
442
00:19:32,200 --> 00:19:33,600
Okay.
443
00:19:40,300 --> 00:19:42,200
I could work here.
444
00:19:42,400 --> 00:19:43,800
I could see this.
445
00:19:43,900 --> 00:19:46,300
It's right in the middle
of the pap belt.
446
00:19:46,600 --> 00:19:47,700
Are you good?
447
00:19:47,800 --> 00:19:50,200
Yeah, i'm good. You good?
448
00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:52,100
I'm good.
449
00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:02,400
You know what they say.
450
00:20:03,100 --> 00:20:05,200
Keep your friends close.
451
00:20:10,800 --> 00:20:12,100
Michael.
452
00:20:12,700 --> 00:20:15,300
- You're back.
- Yes, i am, charles.
453
00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:18,100
Except this time you have
no legal right to kick me out.
454
00:20:18,200 --> 00:20:22,400
Because i have started my very own paper
company Right here in the building.
455
00:20:23,100 --> 00:20:24,600
If i were you, charles minor,
456
00:20:24,700 --> 00:20:26,200
I would watch your step.
457
00:20:26,300 --> 00:20:28,300
Because the michael
scott paper company
458
00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:32,300
is about to open A big old can
of whoop-Ass on dunder mifflin.
459
00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:39,200
Actually, a six-Pack. We're gonna
open a six-Pack of whoop-Ass.
460
00:20:40,700 --> 00:20:42,300
He looked scared.
461
00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:48,800
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