1
00:00:15,600 --> 00:00:17,200
It's britney, bitch.
2
00:00:17,400 --> 00:00:20,200
And i am back in the form
of a new company--
3
00:00:20,300 --> 00:00:22,700
The michael scott paper company.
4
00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:32,400
Okay.
5
00:00:32,600 --> 00:00:34,400
Not gonna make this one.
6
00:00:40,300 --> 00:00:41,900
Love thhair.
7
00:00:45,100 --> 00:00:47,100
- Good morning, michael.
- Hello.
8
00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:52,300
They took away my parking space,
But they can't take away my pride.
9
00:00:58,700 --> 00:01:01,500
I would like to invite you all
to come along with me
10
00:01:01,600 --> 00:01:03,000
On a journey.
11
00:01:11,800 --> 00:01:13,400
Welcome...
12
00:01:13,700 --> 00:01:16,900
to theichael scott
paper company.
13
00:01:19,700 --> 00:01:28,700
www.1000fr.com presents
14
00:01:36,700 --> 00:01:44,700
Capture:summerwind
Sync:¹âÏË mzinfo
15
00:01:49,300 --> 00:01:52,200
The office 521
16
00:01:53,700 --> 00:01:57,200
You know, i thought we could
take the customer on a...
17
00:01:57,500 --> 00:01:59,200
then...
18
00:02:00,500 --> 00:02:01,900
then we could...
1
00:02:02,200 --> 00:02:04,500
You realize you're not
actually talking to me, right?
2
00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:06,600
- Then...
- Hey, kelly?
3
00:02:08,500 --> 00:02:10,200
Yes, charles. You wanted me.
4
00:02:10,200 --> 00:02:12,600
Oh, no, i meant-- I meant that kelly.
5
00:02:13,200 --> 00:02:15,300
The new receptionist is also named kelly.
6
00:02:15,300 --> 00:02:18,100
So kelly kapoor has decided
to hover around my desk
7
00:02:18,100 --> 00:02:21,500
So that she can run into charles' office
Every time he calls for kelly.
8
00:02:21,900 --> 00:02:24,300
She thinks that if she says
"you wanted me," enough,
9
00:02:24,300 --> 00:02:25,700
He will, in fact, want her.
10
00:02:26,900 --> 00:02:28,900
It's not the worst plan she's ever had.
11
00:02:29,300 --> 00:02:30,200
Oh, and, kelly...
12
00:02:30,600 --> 00:02:33,200
Yes, charles...
yes, you wanted me.
13
00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:36,700
Okay, i'm gonna call you kapoor, okay.
14
00:02:36,700 --> 00:02:38,300
And you hannon.
15
00:02:38,600 --> 00:02:40,700
If we're changing names, can i be erin?
16
00:02:40,700 --> 00:02:41,600
It's my middle name.
17
00:02:41,600 --> 00:02:44,000
Erin? Okay. That's very pretty.
18
00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:44,800
Thanks.
19
00:02:44,900 --> 00:02:47,800
Well, you know what my middle name is?
Rajani ghanda-- And i hate it!
20
00:02:47,800 --> 00:02:49,000
I hate it!
21
00:02:51,500 --> 00:02:54,200
I thought rajani ghanda
was a boy's name.
22
00:03:02,900 --> 00:03:05,200
We are in the heart of it.
23
00:03:05,500 --> 00:03:10,800
And the surge of water carries
our business Out to the sea.
24
00:03:10,800 --> 00:03:12,000
What should we do now?
25
00:03:12,800 --> 00:03:16,700
We wait and hope that people show up
To the pancake luncheon.
26
00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:20,600
??I think i have done absolutely everything
you can do To prepare for the day.
27
00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:23,100
I've updated our contacts.
28
00:03:23,100 --> 00:03:25,500
I have gotten quotes from suppliers.
29
00:03:25,900 --> 00:03:30,600
I have sent out an e-Vite for our big,
Grand-Opening pancake luncheon.
30
00:03:30,600 --> 00:03:34,000
Six yeses, one maybe, only 11 nos.
31
00:03:35,700 --> 00:03:38,400
and 788 not yet replieds.
32
00:03:38,400 --> 00:03:42,500
But of that group, 782 have viewed it.
33
00:03:44,200 --> 00:03:45,900
I'm going to need...
34
00:03:46,600 --> 00:03:50,700
800 of these On nice, bright paper.
35
00:03:50,900 --> 00:03:53,500
??Coupon for unparalleled
customer service.
36
00:04:01,700 --> 00:04:05,400
I make that one copy And i become
the girl who makes copies.
37
00:04:05,400 --> 00:04:07,500
And by the end of the day
i'm receptionist again.
38
00:04:08,700 --> 00:04:11,300
And the worst part is,
i like making copies.
39
00:04:11,700 --> 00:04:14,000
The paper comes out all warm and stuff.
40
00:04:14,900 --> 00:04:18,000
And it's cold in there,
'cause it's technically a closet.
41
00:04:25,500 --> 00:04:26,300
What do you think?
42
00:04:26,700 --> 00:04:27,700
Let me check.
43
00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:31,800
Oh, no! Clearly a hunter...
44
00:04:31,800 --> 00:04:33,800
Who knows how to throw
an outfit together.
45
00:04:33,800 --> 00:04:34,600
Thank you.
46
00:04:34,600 --> 00:04:37,300
Yes, i am taking andy hunting after work.
47
00:04:37,300 --> 00:04:39,700
Not long ago we were
sexual competitors.
48
00:04:39,800 --> 00:04:42,700
I used to hate him,
hate him, hate him, hate him.
49
00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:46,200
I studied him to figure out why i h.??
50
00:04:46,500 --> 00:04:50,000
But that blossomed into a very real
friendship, As these things often do.
51
00:04:51,800 --> 00:04:53,400
You should come into town
this weekend, man.
52
00:04:53,500 --> 00:04:55,300
Yeah, we'll hang out scranton style.
53
00:04:55,300 --> 00:04:57,800
Hey, you said you were gonna
be out of town this weekend.
54
00:04:58,300 --> 00:04:59,800
Please don't listen to my phone calls.
55
00:05:01,600 --> 00:05:03,100
Yeah, she's like, um...
56
00:05:03,900 --> 00:05:07,000
She'd probably be a six in new york,
But she's, like, a seven here in scranton.
57
00:05:07,700 --> 00:05:10,000
Then the boss is my old boss
from dunder mifflin.
58
00:05:12,400 --> 00:05:13,600
It's a small space.
59
00:05:14,500 --> 00:05:15,800
Hey, jim, can i get a--
60
00:05:15,800 --> 00:05:16,900
hi.
61
00:05:17,200 --> 00:05:18,100
Hi.
62
00:05:18,500 --> 00:05:20,600
I need a rundown of your clients.
Can you give that to me?
63
00:05:20,800 --> 00:05:21,600
- Sure.
- Yeah?
64
00:05:21,600 --> 00:05:22,600
- Yeah.
- Okay.
65
00:05:25,500 --> 00:05:26,900
What the hell is a rundown?
66
00:05:29,100 --> 00:05:30,700
When did you need that rundown by?
67
00:05:31,100 --> 00:05:32,500
- As soon as possible.
- Okay.
68
00:05:32,500 --> 00:05:35,000
- Just get it right.
- Yeah. Gotcha.
69
00:05:35,200 --> 00:05:36,000
Of course.
70
00:05:36,500 --> 00:05:38,500
I'm gonna dive into the rundown.
71
00:05:38,500 --> 00:05:40,600
I'll be exhausted,
'cause it's like a triathlon.
72
00:05:40,600 --> 00:05:42,000
Did you want to close this?
73
00:05:42,800 --> 00:05:44,100
Close--Keep it...
74
00:05:51,900 --> 00:05:53,800
You know, there's a ghost in this office.
75
00:05:53,800 --> 00:05:54,500
Really?
76
00:05:54,500 --> 00:05:57,600
A woman was murdered
on this very floor in 1816.
77
00:05:57,900 --> 00:05:59,000
Haddie mcgonagle.
78
00:05:59,300 --> 00:06:00,700
she was a prostitute.
79
00:06:01,200 --> 00:06:02,600
Why was she in this building?
80
00:06:02,600 --> 00:06:05,100
No, this whole place used to be a brothel.
81
00:06:05,600 --> 00:06:07,700
There was a tavern on the ground floor.
82
00:06:07,900 --> 00:06:10,000
- That's crazy.
- Yeah, isn't it?
83
00:06:10,300 --> 00:06:13,200
She was bludgeoned to death
By the business end of a riding crop.
84
00:06:13,200 --> 00:06:15,600
- Oh, my god.
- It was gruesome.
85
00:06:16,900 --> 00:06:19,000
They say she walks these hallways.
86
00:06:19,100 --> 00:06:21,400
If you ever feel a tapping
on your shoulder,
87
00:06:21,700 --> 00:06:24,800
That could be haddie, begging for her life.
88
00:06:25,100 --> 00:06:27,900
And it could mean that you're next.
89
00:06:32,800 --> 00:06:33,700
Just kidding.
90
00:06:33,900 --> 00:06:35,100
You finding everything okay?
91
00:06:35,100 --> 00:06:36,300
- Yeah.
- Yeah?
92
00:06:36,300 --> 00:06:37,300
Got some ice.
93
00:06:42,100 --> 00:06:43,600
Oh, this is awkward.
94
00:06:53,800 --> 00:06:55,000
So i'll see you guys around.
95
00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:03,900
??Buddy.
96
00:07:08,100 --> 00:07:11,500
Hey, ryan, could you get to
that copy from before?
97
00:07:11,500 --> 00:07:12,900
??Ter at that stuf
98
00:07:13,100 --> 00:07:14,300
that is so insulting.
99
00:07:14,300 --> 00:07:16,500
How is it insulting to say that
you're good at something?
100
00:07:16,900 --> 00:07:18,400
Because the thing that
you're saying i'm good at
101
00:07:18,400 --> 00:07:20,800
Is pushing a big green button
a bunch of times.
102
00:07:20,800 --> 00:07:22,700
I'm not judging it. It's like...
103
00:07:23,400 --> 00:07:26,900
I could run gm, but i couldn't fix a car.
104
00:07:27,100 --> 00:07:29,000
It's not saying that
one is better than the other.
105
00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:30,000
Seriously?
106
00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:32,200
'Cause it sounds like one of those
Is better than the other.
107
00:07:33,600 --> 00:07:36,900
- what the hell?!
- Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen!
108
00:07:36,900 --> 00:07:38,800
I need somebody to make a copy of this!
109
00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:42,100
Because i don't make copies.
I'm the boss. Got it?
110
00:07:42,600 --> 00:07:45,100
- I make originals.
- Yeah, i make originals too.
111
00:07:45,100 --> 00:07:47,400
- Shut up.
- stop it! Stop it! Bickering...
112
00:07:47,400 --> 00:07:48,400
stop it!
113
00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:50,400
- Really.
- Yeah.
114
00:07:51,500 --> 00:07:53,500
not much. What's up with you?
115
00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:56,000
No, that's okay. I'm in the bathroom.
116
00:07:56,800 --> 00:07:59,100
Hey, you been watching
damages this year?
117
00:07:59,200 --> 00:08:00,700
It's so good.
118
00:08:01,100 --> 00:08:04,700
No, you gotta tune in.
It's as good as anything on hbo.
119
00:08:07,300 --> 00:08:09,900
Hey, does blue go with tan?
120
00:08:10,200 --> 00:08:11,500
Somebody just make the copy.
121
00:08:11,500 --> 00:08:15,000
I have, like, a blue shirt.
I don't wear a lot of colors...
122
00:08:15,500 --> 00:08:19,100
??
123
00:08:19,100 --> 00:08:21,000
Just make that copy, okay?
124
00:08:32,700 --> 00:08:33,700
Seriously?
125
00:08:34,500 --> 00:08:36,900
This is what's so important,
Putting naked pictures on the desktop.
126
00:08:36,900 --> 00:08:38,800
That's me and my friend
jasmine, from thailand.
127
00:08:38,800 --> 00:08:40,900
I don't want to look at
your friend jasmine's boobs all day.
128
00:08:40,900 --> 00:08:43,900
You could be hot too
if you made any effort at all.
129
00:08:44,200 --> 00:08:46,100
Like how? Dying my hair blonde?
130
00:08:46,100 --> 00:08:47,400
This is from the sun.
131
00:08:47,500 --> 00:08:48,400
Oh, yeah, i bet.
132
00:08:48,800 --> 00:08:50,500
They're getting on my nerves, mom.
133
00:08:50,600 --> 00:08:51,600
Both of them.
134
00:08:52,100 --> 00:08:55,700
R thinks he's too good to be here,
And p is not as much fun without jim.
135
00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:57,000
??Mic c hear you.
136
00:08:57,000 --> 00:08:59,200
I'm on the phone. Please.
137
00:08:59,900 --> 00:09:01,500
Mom, i'm gonna have to call you back.
138
00:09:01,500 --> 00:09:03,200
P is being a giant b.
139
00:09:03,800 --> 00:09:05,400
??
140
00:09:05,600 --> 00:09:07,000
No, don't take that. Give that back.
141
00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:07,900
- Give it back for what?
- ??
142
00:09:07,900 --> 00:09:09,000
What are you??
143
00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:10,500
- ??Ina make a spread sheet.
- You're gonna make another spread sheet.
144
00:09:10,500 --> 00:09:11,600
- Yeah, exactly.
- ??
145
00:09:11,600 --> 00:09:13,900
- It's my turn. Come on! Ryan!
- ??
146
00:09:13,900 --> 00:09:17,500
They always say that it is a mistake
To hire your friends.
147
00:09:17,500 --> 00:09:18,900
And they are right.
148
00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:21,500
So i hired my best friends.
149
00:09:21,700 --> 00:09:23,200
And this is what i get?
150
00:09:25,400 --> 00:09:26,200
Hey, buddy,
151
00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:27,800
what are you up to?
152
00:09:28,800 --> 00:09:30,000
nerthin.
153
00:09:31,500 --> 00:09:32,200
??
154
00:09:32,600 --> 00:09:34,700
??to erin earlier,
155
00:09:34,700 --> 00:09:36,400
I noticed that your pupils dilated
156
00:09:36,400 --> 00:09:38,100
And your skin??
157
00:09:38,200 --> 00:09:42,500
And i'm assuming a little
bit of blood rushed In.??
158
00:09:46,300 --> 00:09:48,700
??Well, a little bit of blo
rushed into ne as we.
159
00:09:48,700 --> 00:09:50,300
So where does that leave us?
160
00:09:51,700 --> 00:09:56,000
The last thing i wanna do
is step on your funk, man.
161
00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:58,100
And i yours.
162
00:09:58,100 --> 00:10:00,100
So i will cede her to you.
163
00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:02,000
- No, that's ridiculous.
- No, no, no.
164
00:10:02,500 --> 00:10:04,000
Look, you've been here longer.
165
00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:07,200
And besides, i'm a better wing man
Than i am a boyfriend, so...
166
00:10:07,200 --> 00:10:10,400
I just want you and i
to hang out, you know. Just...
167
00:10:14,800 --> 00:10:15,700
??N up.
168
00:10:21,200 --> 00:10:22,800
It has come to my attention
169
00:10:23,600 --> 00:10:25,200
that some people in this office
170
00:10:25,200 --> 00:10:28,700
Are not getting along with
other people in this office.
171
00:10:28,800 --> 00:10:31,400
And i think i have come up
with the reason why.
172
00:10:31,900 --> 00:10:34,700
This office space is too small.
173
00:10:34,700 --> 00:10:36,000
- Definitely.
- Okay.
174
00:10:36,300 --> 00:10:40,100
There are four corners in this room.
175
00:10:40,600 --> 00:10:45,000
Each corner is to be a personal space
For each one of you.
176
00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:48,200
Whichever corner you want.
And make it your own.
177
00:10:48,400 --> 00:10:51,400
- We could work from home.
- Or you could fire one of us.
178
00:10:51,500 --> 00:10:55,100
- Whoever has less education.
- Okay, guys, thank you for the offers.
179
00:10:55,100 --> 00:10:57,000
But i want you to get pumped
about this corner idea.
180
00:10:57,000 --> 00:10:59,100
All right? One, two, three,
181
00:10:59,100 --> 00:11:00,600
Wha do ??
182
00:11:01,200 --> 00:11:02,200
Corner idea.
183
00:11:02,200 --> 00:11:03,900
No, you're supposed to
say rock the house!
184
00:11:03,900 --> 00:11:05,500
- Rock the house.
- How would we know that?
185
00:11:05,900 --> 00:11:07,000
Hey, dude,
186
00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:09,300
do you know what a rundown is?
187
00:11:10,900 --> 00:11:12,200
Use it in a sentence.
188
00:11:13,300 --> 00:11:15,400
can you get this rundown for me?
189
00:11:15,700 --> 00:11:17,000
Try another sentence.
190
00:11:17,200 --> 00:11:19,100
This rundown better be really good.
191
00:11:19,100 --> 00:11:21,400
I don't know. But it sounds like
the rundown is really important.
192
00:11:21,400 --> 00:11:23,500
Charles asked me to do this
rundown Of all my clients.
193
00:11:23,500 --> 00:11:24,900
Why don't you just ask him--
194
00:11:24,900 --> 00:11:27,200
No, i can't. It was, like, hours ago.
195
00:11:27,200 --> 00:11:28,400
What have you been doing?
196
00:11:28,900 --> 00:11:30,600
Try another sentence.
197
00:11:31,800 --> 00:11:33,100
Last night was crazy.
198
00:11:33,900 --> 00:11:34,800
Jojo...
199
00:11:35,300 --> 00:11:38,700
yeah. He did a doughnut in the
parking lot In front of a cop.
200
00:11:38,900 --> 00:11:41,600
And then he yells, "hey, cop,
you like doughnuts?" Then we drive off.
201
00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:43,400
??Noust stayed there.
202
00:11:45,100 --> 00:11:46,300
I want that new phone.
203
00:11:47,500 --> 00:11:48,500
No, the other one.
204
00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:51,600
No, the other one. No, you know
which one i'm talking about.
205
00:11:51,600 --> 00:11:52,400
It's the one--
206
00:11:53,500 --> 00:11:55,000
No, the one with the awesome browser.
207
00:11:55,400 --> 00:11:56,600
no, not that one.
208
00:11:57,400 --> 00:11:58,600
that's my corner.
209
00:11:59,600 --> 00:12:01,200
I thought that was your corner.
210
00:12:01,300 --> 00:12:03,100
No, this is where i work.
211
00:12:03,600 --> 00:12:06,100
I can't relax in the same
corner where i work.
212
00:12:06,700 --> 00:12:09,100
??Myorner's the one with the copier?
213
00:12:10,400 --> 00:12:12,000
Pam, i don't make the rules.
214
00:12:15,700 --> 00:12:16,400
Yeah.
215
00:12:17,400 --> 00:12:19,300
??I wish my ipod couldmake phone c
216
00:12:20,100 --> 00:12:22,500
No, i don't want an iphone.
I know what an iphone is.
217
00:12:29,500 --> 00:12:31,200
You started on that rundown yet?
218
00:12:34,600 --> 00:12:36,500
Oh, this is just something
i'm takinoh.Eak with.??
219
00:12:36,800 --> 00:12:38,200
But i will get back to the rundown,
220
00:12:39,200 --> 00:12:40,500
- right now.
- Okay, great.
221
00:12:40,500 --> 00:12:43,100
Hey you know what, Do you have
a rundown that i could take a look at,
222
00:12:43,100 --> 00:12:45,600
Just so i know what type of
rundown you're looking for?
223
00:12:45,600 --> 00:12:46,400
Just keep it simple.
224
00:12:46,400 --> 00:12:47,600
Keeping it simple That's what i'm doing.
225
00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:49,900
But i am working hard
on this one--Real hard.
226
00:12:49,900 --> 00:12:52,100
You're working hard on this?
227
00:12:52,600 --> 00:12:55,800
No, not--Not too hard.
Not hardright.??
228
00:12:55,900 --> 00:12:56,800
??
229
00:12:56,900 --> 00:12:58,500
I mean, why work harder
than you should?
230
00:12:59,800 --> 00:13:00,800
no, i--
231
00:13:07,400 --> 00:13:09,200
- Can i help you?
- No, thanks.
232
00:13:09,500 --> 00:13:11,200
- Hey.
- Hey, i'm here to see charles.
233
00:13:11,200 --> 00:13:12,100
Okay.
234
00:13:13,100 --> 00:13:14,600
- Hey, charles.
- Hey, pam.
235
00:13:15,100 --> 00:13:17,300
I know you're a very busy man,
So i'll cut rito the chase.??
236
00:13:17,300 --> 00:13:18,400
Okay.
237
00:13:18,400 --> 00:13:20,000
I'd like my old job back.
238
00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:22,000
I don't know what to tell you--
The job's been taken.
239
00:13:25,400 --> 00:13:26,900
Well, i could come back as a salesman.
240
00:13:26,900 --> 00:13:28,300
I have experience now.
241
00:13:29,400 --> 00:13:31,500
Or i could come back
as your personal assistant.
242
00:13:31,500 --> 00:13:33,500
You know, sort your mail,
set your appointments.
243
00:13:33,500 --> 00:13:34,700
I know all the people.
244
00:13:34,700 --> 00:13:35,700
??
245
00:13:36,200 --> 00:13:37,500
Personal shop??
246
00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:38,400
No.
247
00:13:40,800 --> 00:13:42,400
Well, it was great catching up with you.
248
00:13:42,500 --> 00:13:43,700
And i'll see you around the building.
249
00:13:43,700 --> 00:13:44,500
Okay.
250
00:13:45,600 --> 00:13:48,400
I'm just gonna sit here for
a little bit longer, If that's okay.
251
00:13:50,300 --> 00:13:52,000
The air smells so good.
252
00:13:52,500 --> 00:13:54,400
I don't remember it smelling so good.
253
00:13:55,900 --> 00:13:57,600
The chairs ata??
254
00:14:03,700 --> 00:14:07,200
Oh, hey! Stanley, phyllis, come on in.
255
00:14:07,400 --> 00:14:09,800
Welcome, welcome.
Let me give you the tour.
256
00:14:09,800 --> 00:14:12,200
I get it. Do you need to see more?
257
00:14:12,200 --> 00:14:15,400
- It's really cute.
- Thank you. You remember ryan.
258
00:14:17,600 --> 00:14:20,200
And pam is around here somewhere.
259
00:14:20,600 --> 00:14:22,700
She's upstairs talking to charles.
260
00:14:23,700 --> 00:14:24,800
What for?
261
00:14:24,900 --> 00:14:25,900
I don't know.
262
00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:28,600
Are we staying till 5:00?
263
00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:31,000
??
264
00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:37,300
Maybe the michael scott paper
company was A huge mistake.
265
00:14:38,100 --> 00:14:39,500
I should leave.
266
00:14:40,200 --> 00:14:42,600
??
267
00:14:42,700 --> 00:14:45,300
???That'l
268
00:14:49,700 --> 00:14:51,700
Get your free pancakes.
269
00:14:51,700 --> 00:14:55,600
They are delicious. They are nutritious.
270
00:14:55,900 --> 00:14:57,700
They are complimentary.
271
00:14:58,000 --> 00:14:59,900
Young sir, would you
like a free pancake?
272
00:14:59,900 --> 00:15:01,600
I'm texting. I don't want
to get my hands sticky.
273
00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:04,100
Ryan, enough with the texting machine.
274
00:15:04,100 --> 00:15:05,200
Come on.
275
00:15:05,200 --> 00:15:07,400
And tuck in your shirt.
You're the face of this company.
276
00:15:11,400 --> 00:15:13,300
- Hey, pam.
- Hey.
277
00:15:13,300 --> 00:15:15,500
You sorta disappeared there
for a while--Where you been?
278
00:15:15,500 --> 00:15:17,100
Yeah, i needed to take care of some stuff.
279
00:15:17,100 --> 00:15:17,900
Yeah?
280
00:15:17,900 --> 00:15:19,700
That's as specific as i'd like to be.
281
00:15:20,300 --> 00:15:22,400
Well, at least you're still
being honest with me.
282
00:15:27,200 --> 00:15:28,900
There's the rundown you asked for.
283
00:15:29,100 --> 00:15:31,300
I may have expanded some areas
that you weren't prepared for.
284
00:15:31,300 --> 00:15:34,200
Great, fax that to everyone
on the distribution list.
285
00:15:35,500 --> 00:15:36,300
sure.
286
00:15:37,400 --> 00:15:38,500
Do you want to look at it first?
287
00:15:38,500 --> 00:15:39,600
Do i need to?
288
00:15:39,800 --> 00:15:42,400
No, no, no, i just...
289
00:15:43,600 --> 00:15:47,300
Wanted to make sure
we have the same format.
290
00:15:48,400 --> 00:15:52,100
So the distribution list is gonna be my--
291
00:15:52,100 --> 00:15:53,700
- What's that?
- The one i have.
292
00:15:54,100 --> 00:15:55,400
I'll use the one i have.
293
00:15:58,300 --> 00:16:03,200
Just faxing my dad a rundown.
294
00:16:03,400 --> 00:16:06,700
??
295
00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:08,700
Ll, but we're ea do you have a card???
296
00:16:10,500 --> 00:16:13,100
Nope, i don't have a card,
but i'll do you one better.
297
00:16:13,700 --> 00:16:15,800
A little scrap of paper.
298
00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:17,900
??
299
00:16:19,400 --> 00:16:20,600
These are terrible, boss.
300
00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:23,600
You've gotta make 'em in a circle
So that they cook evenly.
301
00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:26,300
- They're shaped like paper.
- I don't even want these.
302
00:16:30,200 --> 00:16:31,600
??
303
00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:45,200
* ?? *
304
00:16:45,200 --> 00:16:46,700
* ??? *
305
00:16:46,700 --> 00:16:48,500
??I like that song.
306
00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:49,600
you're good.
307
00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:51,500
- You're good.
- Thank you.
308
00:16:51,500 --> 00:16:54,000
That was great, but it's just sort of--
309
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:56,500
It's still a little choppy like.
But don't worry, it's hard.
310
00:16:56,500 --> 00:16:58,300
I mean, it took me a while too. It's like...
311
00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:08,100
What?
312
00:17:08,200 --> 00:17:10,300
Oh, my god, you heard that?
I'm so embarrassed.
313
00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:11,700
- I'm so, like, rusty.
- It was good.
314
00:17:11,700 --> 00:17:12,600
You're really coming along.
315
00:17:12,600 --> 00:17:14,200
It's really technically proficient,
316
00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:16,500
??But yort or soul in it.
317
00:17:16,500 --> 00:17:17,200
Really?
318
00:17:30,600 --> 00:17:32,200
Hey, you want to sing with me?
319
00:17:32,900 --> 00:17:35,100
* almost heaven *
320
00:17:35,100 --> 00:17:37,100
* west virginia *
321
00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:40,800
* blue ridge mountains *
* shenandoah river *
322
00:17:40,800 --> 00:17:41,900
In german!
323
00:17:41,900 --> 00:17:44,400
* ?? *
324
00:17:44,400 --> 00:17:46,700
* ??? *
325
00:17:46,700 --> 00:17:49,000
* younger than the mountains *
326
00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:50,700
* blowin' like a breeze *
327
00:17:50,700 --> 00:17:55,200
* ?? *
328
00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:59,500
* to the place i belong *
329
00:17:59,500 --> 00:18:01,800
* ??Virg *
330
00:18:01,800 --> 00:18:03,800
* ?? *
331
00:18:03,800 --> 00:18:07,600
* take me home country roads *
332
00:18:07,600 --> 00:18:08,800
Take it, andy!
333
00:18:10,200 --> 00:18:11,900
* take me hom?? *
334
00:18:12,300 --> 00:18:15,900
* to the place i belong *
335
00:18:18,900 --> 00:18:20,500
??
336
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:33,400
I once had a dream
337
00:18:33,900 --> 00:18:36,700
that i was eating??Ut butter an.
338
00:18:36,700 --> 00:18:40,400
And let me tell you something,
it was delicious.
339
00:18:40,800 --> 00:18:44,600
So the next day i decided
to make that sandwich.
340
00:18:45,100 --> 00:18:47,700
And in real life it is disgusting.
341
00:18:48,600 --> 00:18:50,600
It is a disgusting sandwich.
342
00:18:51,400 --> 00:18:53,600
And the reason i tell you this story...
343
00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:55,900
Pick up the phone. Just--
344
00:18:58,700 --> 00:19:01,700
Dunder--Michael scott
paper company, this is pam.
345
00:19:03,700 --> 00:19:06,000
Hi, russell from the pancake
luncheon. How are you?
346
00:19:08,200 --> 00:19:10,500
Well, we'd like to
do business with you too.
347
00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:12,600
??
348
00:19:13,100 --> 00:19:13,900
???
349
00:19:14,600 --> 00:19:16,500
- keep going.
- tell him we have free delivery.
350
00:19:16,500 --> 00:19:17,900
we already offered free delivery.
351
00:19:17,900 --> 00:19:19,000
??They doknow that.
352
00:19:20,100 --> 00:19:23,900
i can offer you free delivery??
At ace tod
353
00:19:24,100 --> 00:19:25,000
God!
354
00:19:26,300 --> 00:19:28,400
Okay. 20 boxes?
355
00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:30,800
Uh, i can do-- Just a second.
356
00:19:30,900 --> 00:19:34,600
- ??
- I can do 20 boxes at $43 a box
357
00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:37,300
Great.
358
00:19:38,100 --> 00:19:39,100
Write it down.
359
00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:40,700
- ??
- ??
360
00:19:40,700 --> 00:19:42,500
- ??
- Just say the word.
361
00:19:42,500 --> 00:19:44,800
And i guarantee...
362
00:19:45,100 --> 00:19:47,600
That you will be satisfied.
363
00:19:47,900 --> 00:19:51,400
'Cause your satisfaction is our guarantee.
364
00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:52,600
We guarantee it.
365
00:19:53,200 --> 00:19:55,200
We look forward to doing
business with you too.
366
00:19:55,700 --> 00:19:56,700
Thank you, russell.
367
00:19:57,100 --> 00:19:58,300
- Yes!
- I made a sale!
368
00:19:58,300 --> 00:19:59,800
- You did.
- ??
369
00:19:59,800 --> 00:20:00,800
yeah
370
00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:02,000
- We did it.
- She did it.
371
00:20:02,100 --> 00:20:02,900
??
372
00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:03,700
???
373
00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:05,100
??
374
00:20:05,100 --> 00:20:06,400
Who would have thought
375
00:20:06,400 --> 00:20:09,700
that the thing That would save
this company would be work?
376
00:20:09,900 --> 00:20:11,200
And pancakes.
377
00:20:12,100 --> 00:20:15,800
In the end, this day
definitely had its ups and downs.
378
00:20:15,900 --> 00:20:18,700
I realize that we don't
have the biggest office.
379
00:20:19,100 --> 00:20:23,600
Which is a surprise because
165 square feet Sounds like a lot...
380
00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:27,000
But we have people
with the biggest hearts.
381
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:30,600
And i think for a small
company, that is real--
382
00:20:32,500 --> 00:20:34,000
Someone went to the bathroom.
383
00:20:37,500 --> 00:20:39,200
That is really what's important.
384
00:20:41,900 --> 00:20:44,900
Literally, every song is better
a cappella. Name a song.
385
00:20:45,100 --> 00:20:46,100
Cherry pie. Warrant.
386
00:20:46,100 --> 00:20:47,800
- Better a cappella.
- No.
387
00:20:47,800 --> 00:20:49,600
- Really?
- Yeah. Name another.
388
00:20:49,700 --> 00:20:51,400
Enter sandman. Metallica.
389
00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:52,500
Better a cappella.
390
00:20:53,200 --> 00:20:54,600
Rebel yell. Billy idol.
391
00:20:54,600 --> 00:20:56,500
Oh, way better a cappella.
392
00:20:56,500 --> 00:20:57,900
- Really?
- Yeah.
393
00:20:57,900 --> 00:20:59,600
welcome to www.1000fr.com
9999
00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
www.tvsubtitles.net