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At least once a year, i like to bring in
Some of my kevin's famous chili.
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The trick is to undercook the onions.
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Everybody is going to
get to know each other in the pot.
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I'm serious about this stuff.
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I'm up the night before pressing garlic
And dicing whole tomatoes.
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I toast my own ancho chilies.
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Jesus.
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It's a recipe passed down
from malones for generations.
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It's probably the thing i do best.
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Someone is returning!
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He started his own company,
and now he's back.
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Who could it be?
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I'll give you a hint.
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He is a man.
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A man you have missed
with all your heart.
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A man who has ruined
all other men for you.
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Who is it?
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- Who is it?
- Who is it?
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It's michael scott.
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Hold it up.
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Conference room, five minutes.
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Well, i guess the first order of business
Is to welcome back me and pam and ryan.
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And how about casual friday again, huh?
Reinstituting casual friday?
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You all look great.
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What i want to do right now
Is try something a little different.
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I'm going to throw it out there,
starting with this meeting.
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I want you guys to run it.
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I want you to say whatever
you want, Take it away.
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Your meeting.
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Wh-What are you doing?
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If there is something That
you would like to say as a group,
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Then by all means,
you may say it to me right now.
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Okay.
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- Yes.
- People are dressed inappropriately.
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Take it up with toby.
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What i want you to do
Is i want you to look inward.
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And i want you to reflect.
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And i want you to say something different.
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Can you give us a hint?
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When i needed salespeople
for my new paper company,
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Everyone here turned their back on me.
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Am i going to ask them
to beg for forgiveness? No.
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Am i going to ask for
a big, crying apology? No.
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Am i going to ask them to
slit their wrists for me? No.
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I just want a tiny,
microscopic version of that.
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Oscar, what were you going to say?
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Nothing.
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I didn't say anything.
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All right.
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Do i still have a job here?
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Not important.
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Okay, all right.
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- Yes. Yes, you have a job.
- ??
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Frankly, you have a job because ryan and
pam Are starting with us as salesmen.
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- Wait, what?
- How is that going to work?
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It's going to work very smoothly,
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Because pam and ryan are
bringing over a ton of clients
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From michael scott paper company and--
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You mean the clients you stole from us.
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Yeah, aren't we
getting those clients back?
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No, you lost those clients.
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- I call foul, sir.
- Okay.
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You were bought out.
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So the company then bought out
all of the stolen clients.
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Okay, dwight, let me
explain something to you.
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I set the rules and you follow them.
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Blindly. Okay?
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And if you have a problem with that,
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Then you can talk to
our complaint department.
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It's a trash can.
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Don't fall in love with me, kid.
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Boscov's at the steamtown mall?
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It sure looked good on the mannequin.
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- Well, you have good taste.
- Well, thanks.
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I sure wish i had more time
to talk to my clients, though.
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What?
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Isn't that what you said
to a bunch of my clients
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When you were stealing them?
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That i didn't have enough time for them?
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Oh, i, um...
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Close your mouth, sweetie,
you look like a trout.
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The man is wearing sandals.
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I don't need to see oscar's toes at work.
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Gross! I mean he looks like
he just got off the boat!
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Can't you just not look at his feet?
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Excuse me?
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You're so educated, aren't you, toby?
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So trained to deal with
a hysterical woman.
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I don't want to look at his feet.
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Do your job!
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Well, i was in the seminary
for a year And dropped out
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'Cause i wanted to have sex
with this girl, cathy.
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??Followed her to scranton.
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Took the first job i could find in h.R.
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Later she divorced me.
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So no, i wouldn't say
i have a passion for h.R.
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- There you are, my friend.
- Oh, thanks, man.
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Pamela.
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- Thanks, michael.
- Yep.
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Fresh hot ink.
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"New file system."
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Trust me, stanley, You're going to
want to read this memo very carefully.
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??I am not changing the way
i do my files.
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No. No. This goes for all of you.
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Believe me, You are going
to want to heat my words.
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When held over heat,
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The invisible ink will reveal
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That everyone should meet
at the warehouse immediately.
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Do not ask me where
i got the invisible ink.
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Urine. It was urine.
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I'm sorry you're offended by my shoes,
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But i'm not going to
drive home to change.
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- I could loan you a pair of socks.
- No.
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No, they're clean.
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I was going to wear them
to volleyball practice later.
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I don't think so.
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Andrew bernard.
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Okay, what are you still
doing at your desk?
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What are you still doing not at your desk?
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Did you even read the memo?
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All my files are now
in reverse alphabetical order--
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No, you idiot.
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There is a code embedded in the memo.
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Listen, you need to
round up all the salesmen,
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Except for ryan and pam,
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And get them down
to the warehouse pronto.
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Oh, it is on like a prawn
who yawns at dawn.
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Stop doing rhyming poetry.
Just tell them, please.
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God, the simplest thing.
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We're in crisis mode here,
do you understand?
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The two unqualified so-Called
salespeople Are being favored
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Because they all failed together.
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And frankly, i'm not convinced that
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michael and pam Didn't have
a thing going while they were gone.
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Can i address that?
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- No, you're too close.
- Okay.
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Stanley, how do you feel About
those two taking your clients?
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It's not right. I don't like it.
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He doesn't like it.
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You don't take my clients away
And give them to a secretary.
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No offense, jim.
I think she's very pretty.
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Her face is okay, but.
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Jesus! What-- What are you doing here?
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I don't know. I saw a crowd.
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I thought there might be a dogfight
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- or something--
- Get out!
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We need to do something.
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I'm thinking maybe a coup
or we take ryan hostage.
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- Those sound too harsh.
- No, i'm not saying we do those things.
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I'm saying something like those things.
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- Of course.
- What is like a hostage?
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Excellent question.
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We could write a strongly-Worded letter.
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Words will never be enough.
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Strongly-Painted picture.
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- No, pictures are too interpretive.
- Can i just say something?
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I know that tempers are high,
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But i think the best way to handle this
Might be to just talk to michael directly.
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Well, that--
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That's a great idea, jim.
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Oh, i totally see your point.
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Okay, we'll talk to michael directly.
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So uh, meeting is over, i guess.
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- I'll see everyone upstairs.
- Great, see you upstairs.
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Come on.
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Now is the time for action.
I'm talking action--
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- That was great.
- I know.
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- Why are you so mad?
- You look so classy in that picture.
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I do? Well--
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Where is that bowl?
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- Hey, you have a second?
- Michael scott paper company only.
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Yeah, i think you're gonna
want to cool it with that,
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'Cause it's starting to
upset the other salesmen.
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- Okay, well...
- tough.
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I will-- No, no.
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I'll talk to them when they
all get back from the bathroom.
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This is awkward to talk about
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But there may or may not be--
But definitely is--
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A mutiny forming
in the warehouse right now.
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- Against who?
- You.
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- Us.
- What?
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It's gotta be because
they all want their clients.
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The old michael scott might have taken
this, But not the new michael scott.
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They are in for a bitter surprise.
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I am not to be truffled with.
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Six weeks ago, None of these
people wanted to come with me.
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You two were the only ones
with the stones to follow.
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That was us, right there.
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We were something else.
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What you gotta do Is you gotta
go down to that warehouse
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And you gotta crack some skulls.
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Chiklis style.
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Yeah, the commish.
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Yes, but chiklis shield style.
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- Okay.
- Not commish style.
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Yeah, yeah. The shield.
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It's crazy what's going on
out there today, huh?
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I know. Yeah, it's... kinda--
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Sometimes it's best just to stay out of it.
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That's true. That's right. Yeah.
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Want to play a game?
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Hey, gang. Where you been?
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Lunch.
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- Where'd you eat?
- A restaurant.
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What'd you have, stanley?
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I had a salmon salad.
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With water, no ice.
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I was going to get a soda,
But the waitress talked me out of it.
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Her name was flo, she had black hair.
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I had mexican food.
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So since you guys already ate,
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You won't be eating the stuff That
you brought with you for lunch, will you?
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stanley.
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Is that egg salad?
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- Andy brought some salmon.
- That looks great.
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Dwight, is that a meat sandwich?
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You guys hungry?
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I can eat.
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I'm going to have
some of this meat sandwich.
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It's pony.
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What kind of sauce is on your salmon?
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Dijonnaise.
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Thanks for going out, guys.
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Hey, meredith, can i talk
to you privately for a second?
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About what?
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Your outfit.
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What? What's wrong with my outfit?
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You-- You might consider
pulling it down a touch.
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It's ri-- It's riding up a little high.
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A bunch of prudes.
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You know, oscar's
allowed to wear sandals,
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But i'm not allowed
to wear open-Toed shoes?
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Is that how it goes?
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Meredith, your boob is out.
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Fine.
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No! Meredith, too far!
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Damn it, meredith,
where are your panties?
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It's casual day.
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Happy?
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Toby! Toby, toby!
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Toby.
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No. If you do that, i'm gonna do that.
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If you do that, i'm gonna do that.
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If you do this, i'm going to do that.
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Well, what if i just do this?
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You don't want to do that.
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I'm just hiding out
until all this stuff blows over.
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With creed.
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Playing chess. At work.
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He's winning.
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I feel like i'm describing a dream i had.
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I'm sorry you feel that way, mr. Bart.
256
00:11:33,400 --> 00:11:36,100
Is there anything i can do
to make things better?
257
00:11:37,400 --> 00:11:38,900
Give me the phone. Give me the phone.
258
00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:39,600
- Exactly.
- ??That's my client.
259
00:11:39,600 --> 00:11:41,600
- This is your first complaint in ten years.
- ??
260
00:11:41,600 --> 00:11:43,600
- Things have been generally good.
- Give me the phone.
261
00:11:43,600 --> 00:11:44,800
Tell him dwight schrute
wants to talk to him.
262
00:11:44,800 --> 00:11:46,500
- Look, uh, mr. Bart...
- hi, mr. Bart.
263
00:11:46,500 --> 00:11:48,600
- At these prices with this service...
- Hey, it's dwight here.
264
00:11:48,600 --> 00:11:50,000
- Give me the phone.
- You're not gonna find this anywhere else.
265
00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:52,500
- Dwight schrute here. Hey, don't hang up.
- No, no, no. Sir, don't listen.
266
00:11:52,500 --> 00:11:55,000
I know times are tough right now,
And i laud your thriftiness.
267
00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:56,700
- Ryan, hand the phone over.
- Ryan!
268
00:11:56,700 --> 00:11:58,200
Stop flustering me, everybody!
269
00:11:58,200 --> 00:11:59,800
Who let this boy on the phone?
270
00:12:00,400 --> 00:12:01,200
Mr. Bart!
271
00:12:03,700 --> 00:12:05,100
I cannot believe you lost that account.
272
00:12:05,100 --> 00:12:07,100
He was my client for ten years!
273
00:12:07,100 --> 00:12:10,500
You made him lose the account
By screaming at him the entire time.
274
00:12:10,500 --> 00:12:11,800
It's okay, ryan.
275
00:12:11,800 --> 00:12:14,200
You're a secretary! What do you know?
276
00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:15,200
- Okay.
- And you're a temp.
277
00:12:15,200 --> 00:12:16,500
And i'm taking your phone.
278
00:12:16,500 --> 00:12:18,400
- I'm confiscating this.
- Hey, hey, guys.
279
00:12:18,400 --> 00:12:19,500
You know what i want you to do?
280
00:12:19,500 --> 00:12:21,500
Shake hands, get over it.
281
00:12:25,300 --> 00:12:27,100
That was not a shake, dwight.
282
00:12:27,200 --> 00:12:29,400
We want our clients back
or we quit, michael.
283
00:12:29,400 --> 00:12:30,800
Who quits?
284
00:12:31,800 --> 00:12:32,500
Me.
285
00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:34,000
And me.
286
00:12:34,200 --> 00:12:35,100
Me too.
287
00:12:35,100 --> 00:12:36,100
You guys gotta be kidding.
288
00:12:36,100 --> 00:12:39,500
No, we gotta be deadly serious.
We'll start our own paper company.
289
00:12:39,500 --> 00:12:42,100
The schrute-Bernard- Lapin-Vance...
290
00:12:42,900 --> 00:12:44,500
Stanley paper company.
291
00:12:44,500 --> 00:12:45,600
I love it.
292
00:12:45,600 --> 00:12:48,200
I love this idea, and i fully support you.
293
00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:51,600
As a matter of fact, i'm
going to give you some seed money.
294
00:12:51,700 --> 00:12:54,100
There you go. There's
some seed money for you.
295
00:12:54,100 --> 00:12:55,900
And you can take it, no hard feelings.
296
00:12:55,900 --> 00:12:59,700
But if you stay, i want an apology,
And i want a big one.
297
00:12:59,700 --> 00:13:02,200
- You want us to apologize to you?
- Yes, i do.
298
00:13:02,200 --> 00:13:03,900
That's completely backwards.
299
00:13:03,900 --> 00:13:05,000
It's frontwards.
300
00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:07,200
Michael, you thought
you were attacking corporate,
301
00:13:07,200 --> 00:13:08,600
But we were the ones who got hurt.
302
00:13:08,600 --> 00:13:10,400
You should be apologizing to us.
303
00:13:10,400 --> 00:13:11,100
- That's right.
- Right.
304
00:13:11,100 --> 00:13:14,100
Michael, you always said we were a family.
305
00:13:14,400 --> 00:13:16,200
Then you went after us.
306
00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:23,100
No matter how i look at this,
i am in the wrong.
307
00:13:24,600 --> 00:13:28,400
And i have looked at this thing,
Like, a hundred different ways.
308
00:13:28,500 --> 00:13:29,800
From my point of view,
309
00:13:30,100 --> 00:13:31,800
From their point of view...
310
00:13:34,100 --> 00:13:35,400
98 others.
311
00:13:35,400 --> 00:13:38,800
And the bottom line, i am in the wrong.
312
00:13:38,900 --> 00:13:39,900
I'm the bad guy.
313
00:13:42,100 --> 00:13:46,200
I need you to arrange a meeting
Between me and the sales staff
314
00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:47,800
Without ryan and pam knowing.
315
00:13:48,300 --> 00:13:49,600
Gasp.
316
00:13:49,800 --> 00:13:51,900
Are you talking about a secret meeting?
317
00:13:51,900 --> 00:13:53,800
Whatever you guys did earlier.
318
00:13:54,100 --> 00:13:57,000
I don't know the first thing
about secret meetings.
319
00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:58,600
- Just do it, okay?
- I'll do--
320
00:13:58,600 --> 00:14:01,000
- Get 'em there. Get 'em there.
- I'll do the best i can.
321
00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:02,300
Are you kidding me?
322
00:14:02,300 --> 00:14:04,400
- Deceit does not come easy to me.
- Okay, okay, okay.
323
00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:16,400
I really love your outfit.
324
00:14:16,800 --> 00:14:18,500
Thank you so much for saying that.
325
00:14:18,500 --> 00:14:20,800
I can't believe that
toby thinks this is inappropriate.
326
00:14:20,800 --> 00:14:22,100
You look like j-Lo.
327
00:14:22,700 --> 00:14:27,600
So from the bottom of my heart
To the top of my heart, i am sorry.
328
00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:29,300
Are you giving us our clients back?
329
00:14:29,300 --> 00:14:31,700
If we could just
focus and go down the line,
330
00:14:31,700 --> 00:14:34,400
And everyone would say,
"apology accepted,"
331
00:14:34,400 --> 00:14:36,000
I think we would all feel better.
332
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:39,800
And then we can
break out my gift to you--
333
00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:42,000
Complimentary white chocolate bark.
334
00:14:42,300 --> 00:14:44,200
Nobody likes that stuff except for you.
335
00:14:44,200 --> 00:14:46,200
They wouldn't make it
unless people liked it.
336
00:14:46,300 --> 00:14:48,800
Michael, just give us our clients back.
That's all we care about.
337
00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:50,700
Okay. If i give you your clients back
338
00:14:50,700 --> 00:14:52,900
There won't be enough
clients for pam and ryan,
339
00:14:52,900 --> 00:14:55,100
And i promised both of them
that they were gonna be salespeople.
340
00:14:55,100 --> 00:14:57,400
- So?
- Fine, have your clients.
341
00:14:57,400 --> 00:14:59,100
I can see that's what
you wanted all along.
342
00:14:59,300 --> 00:15:00,100
Okay.
343
00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:01,800
However, i rescind my apology.
344
00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:02,900
- Okay.
- That's fair.
345
00:15:02,900 --> 00:15:05,500
You are not reacting at all as i had hoped.
346
00:15:12,800 --> 00:15:15,700
What'd i tell you about
building forts in my warehouse?
347
00:15:17,600 --> 00:15:20,900
Michael gave all of our clients
Back to their old salespeople,
348
00:15:20,900 --> 00:15:23,200
So now there's not enough
for both me and pam to stay on.
349
00:15:23,200 --> 00:15:25,500
He can only keep one of us
as a salesperson now.
350
00:15:25,500 --> 00:15:27,300
He'll make his decision
by the end of the day.
351
00:15:27,300 --> 00:15:28,400
I think you should get it.
352
00:15:29,500 --> 00:15:30,600
You really grew into it.
353
00:15:33,100 --> 00:15:34,300
I think you should get it.
354
00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:36,900
You've changed a lot
And you'd be good at it.
355
00:15:38,100 --> 00:15:40,400
If you really think that,
will you tell that to michael?
356
00:15:40,700 --> 00:15:42,200
That would go a long way
coming from you.
357
00:15:43,200 --> 00:15:44,000
Yeah.
358
00:15:44,500 --> 00:15:45,200
Thanks.
359
00:15:46,600 --> 00:15:50,000
So hey, I want to
set you up with my daughter.
360
00:15:50,400 --> 00:15:51,600
Oh, i'm engaged to pam.
361
00:15:52,400 --> 00:15:53,700
I thought you were gay.
362
00:15:54,200 --> 00:15:56,000
Then why would you want to
set me up with your daughter?
363
00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:57,000
I don't know.
364
00:15:57,500 --> 00:15:59,100
Jim. Can i talk to you for a minute?
365
00:15:59,100 --> 00:16:00,600
Sure, let me just finish this turn.
366
00:16:01,700 --> 00:16:06,000
And bingo was his name.
367
00:16:07,100 --> 00:16:07,800
Let's go.
368
00:16:08,100 --> 00:16:09,100
Challenge.
369
00:16:10,300 --> 00:16:11,400
I need your help.
370
00:16:11,400 --> 00:16:13,900
This whole pam/ryan debate
is screwing with my head.
371
00:16:13,900 --> 00:16:16,400
I don't want to be biased,
but i am very close to ryan.
372
00:16:16,400 --> 00:16:18,400
- You know that.
- You're close with pam too.
373
00:16:18,800 --> 00:16:20,400
- she's nice, i guess.
- You know what?
374
00:16:20,800 --> 00:16:22,200
Best thing to do, pros and cons list.
375
00:16:22,200 --> 00:16:24,400
Pro for ryan, he went to business school.
376
00:16:24,800 --> 00:16:26,100
He's my number one choice.
377
00:16:26,100 --> 00:16:27,600
- Well, that's--
- I like his hair.
378
00:16:27,700 --> 00:16:29,100
Cons, ryan.
379
00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:30,700
He defrauded the company.
380
00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:32,600
- He has never made a sale.
- Okay.
381
00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:35,300
- He definitely stole my ipod.
- That sounds pretty biased.
382
00:16:35,300 --> 00:16:36,500
You didn't hear my pros.
383
00:16:36,700 --> 00:16:37,900
Environmentally-Conscious
384
00:16:37,900 --> 00:16:39,300
'Cause his mom drives him
to work every day.
385
00:16:39,300 --> 00:16:40,200
Okay.
386
00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:42,000
Pam, pros. I like her.
387
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:44,900
I think that she is a fast learner.
388
00:16:45,500 --> 00:16:47,200
Cons, she doesn't always follow through.
389
00:16:47,200 --> 00:16:50,600
Sh-- New york and the whole
art school thing. And roy.
390
00:16:50,700 --> 00:16:52,000
She has a weird voice.
391
00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:53,200
- That's not true.
- I don't need to tell you that.
392
00:16:53,200 --> 00:16:55,000
I think she'd be
a really good salesperson.
393
00:16:56,100 --> 00:16:58,900
I don't think you are
being totally impartial, though,
394
00:16:58,900 --> 00:17:00,900
Because you haven't said
one bad thing about pam.
395
00:17:00,900 --> 00:17:02,400
- And i won't.
- Okay.
396
00:17:02,900 --> 00:17:04,700
So be it, then you've lost credibility.
397
00:17:04,700 --> 00:17:06,600
And i'm going to go
with my gut, and that's ryan.
398
00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:08,200
??
399
00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:11,400
You're right, sometimes
when she is tired,
400
00:17:11,400 --> 00:17:12,900
She can be a little bit shrill.
401
00:17:12,900 --> 00:17:14,400
But that's not a weird voice.
402
00:17:16,900 --> 00:17:17,600
Take it easy.
403
00:17:19,100 --> 00:17:20,100
man!
404
00:17:20,900 --> 00:17:22,300
Honey!
405
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:26,300
I want you to bring the garbage out.
406
00:17:26,700 --> 00:17:28,400
'Cause i'm not going
to have sex with you
407
00:17:28,400 --> 00:17:30,500
Unless you bring out the garba--
408
00:17:34,500 --> 00:17:36,900
I have a very difficult decision to make.
409
00:17:38,500 --> 00:17:40,400
It's like last week
i was at the video store.
410
00:17:41,700 --> 00:17:44,100
Do i rent devil wears prada again?
411
00:17:44,500 --> 00:17:47,300
Or do i finally get around
to seeing sophie's choice?
412
00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:51,900
It is what you would call
a classic difficult decision.
413
00:17:53,300 --> 00:17:56,400
You don't understand clothing, toby.
414
00:17:56,400 --> 00:17:59,100
You're dressed like
this amorphous blob of khaki.
415
00:17:59,100 --> 00:18:01,900
All right, look, what you gotta understand
Is when you come to work,
416
00:18:01,900 --> 00:18:03,700
you give up certain rights.
417
00:18:03,900 --> 00:18:06,500
Listen up, flenderson.
You're being weak and ineffectual.
418
00:18:06,500 --> 00:18:08,600
I'm cowboying this meeting, okay?
419
00:18:08,600 --> 00:18:11,300
Here are the new rules.
Okay, earth tones only.
420
00:18:11,300 --> 00:18:13,700
Also, women are forbidden
to wear pants.
421
00:18:13,700 --> 00:18:15,300
All right, come on. Sit down, dwight.
422
00:18:15,300 --> 00:18:16,600
- No.
- I'm running this meeting.
423
00:18:16,600 --> 00:18:17,800
- That's debatable.
- It's not.
424
00:18:17,800 --> 00:18:20,600
??It's not. Sit down or i'm writing you up.
425
00:18:20,900 --> 00:18:22,200
where has this guy been?
426
00:18:22,300 --> 00:18:23,800
Casual fridays are cancelled.
427
00:18:24,300 --> 00:18:26,200
Let's just not do it anymore.
428
00:18:26,300 --> 00:18:28,300
- No, it is a solution.
- You're running from the problem.
429
00:18:28,300 --> 00:18:30,600
There's not a single appropriate
outfit In this whole--
430
00:18:30,600 --> 00:18:32,500
Except mine, quite honestly.
431
00:18:32,800 --> 00:18:34,800
Pam, can you come in here, please?
432
00:18:39,100 --> 00:18:40,100
Have a seat.
433
00:18:40,600 --> 00:18:41,300
??
434
00:18:45,300 --> 00:18:47,200
Well, there's no easy way of saying this.
435
00:18:47,200 --> 00:18:50,100
So i think i will just...
436
00:18:50,900 --> 00:18:51,900
drag it out.
437
00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:55,600
- Since the dawn of time there has been--
- Just tell me.
438
00:18:56,700 --> 00:18:58,400
I gave ryan the sales job.
439
00:19:00,700 --> 00:19:02,800
There just weren't enough clients
for the two of you.
440
00:19:03,100 --> 00:19:04,400
So i had to--
441
00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:06,700
- No, okay.Okay, i get it. Yeah.
- I'm sorry. Sorry.
442
00:19:11,300 --> 00:19:12,400
Why are you giggling?
443
00:19:14,600 --> 00:19:15,900
Is this a joke?
444
00:19:16,800 --> 00:19:18,100
Michael, is this--
445
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:20,200
Did i get the job?
446
00:19:20,500 --> 00:19:22,500
- Yes, you did.
- I did?
447
00:19:22,500 --> 00:19:24,300
- Yep.
- For real, you're not kidding?
448
00:19:24,300 --> 00:19:26,000
- No, you-- No.
- I did?!
449
00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:27,500
No, you're the best person for the job.
450
00:19:27,700 --> 00:19:31,000
- You're going to be great.
- Oh, michael, thank you. Thank you.
451
00:19:31,100 --> 00:19:32,900
Thank you. You will not be sorry.
452
00:19:32,900 --> 00:19:34,400
You should've seen your face.
453
00:19:34,400 --> 00:19:35,900
Oh, man!
454
00:19:36,500 --> 00:19:37,800
that was classic.
455
00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:41,200
I really thought i didn't get it.
456
00:19:41,200 --> 00:19:42,700
- Oh, really?
- Yeah.
457
00:19:42,700 --> 00:19:44,800
- 'Cause you said i didn't.
- Oh, man. That was really good.
458
00:19:45,100 --> 00:19:47,600
- That was really good.
- Oh, what about ryan?
459
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:50,200
I don't know, i offered
him his temp job back.
460
00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:51,200
We'll see.
461
00:19:51,600 --> 00:19:55,300
He was not happy at all
when i offered him this job,
462
00:19:55,300 --> 00:19:57,400
And then i told him
he didn't get the job, so.
463
00:19:57,400 --> 00:19:58,200
Yeah.
464
00:19:58,300 --> 00:20:00,300
Maybe you shouldn't
fake fire people anymore.
465
00:20:00,300 --> 00:20:03,000
I don't appreciate
you telling me what to do.
466
00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:05,300
So clean out your desk,
you are through here.
467
00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:08,200
Thanks, michael.
468
00:20:09,300 --> 00:20:10,700
What's our receptionist's name?
469
00:20:10,900 --> 00:20:11,700
Erin.
470
00:20:11,900 --> 00:20:12,900
Could you send her in?
471
00:20:16,700 --> 00:20:17,400
Erin.
472
00:20:17,600 --> 00:20:18,800
Michael wants to see you.
473
00:20:23,300 --> 00:20:24,300
- Hello.
- Hi.
474
00:20:24,900 --> 00:20:25,700
Have a seat.
475
00:20:29,200 --> 00:20:30,500
This is very difficult to say,
476
00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:35,900
But no one here likes you in the office
And we are going to have to let you go.
477
00:20:39,700 --> 00:20:41,700
Hank, would you come up here, please?
478
00:20:41,700 --> 00:20:42,800
Hank is our security guard.
479
00:20:42,800 --> 00:20:45,000
- Oh, i can go.
- He will be ushering you out.
480
00:20:49,400 --> 00:20:50,600
Oh, your face!
481
00:20:51,800 --> 00:20:54,000
- Is-- Do the people--
- No, i'm kidding. No, you're not--
482
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:55,700
You're not fired. Yet.
483
00:20:58,000 --> 00:20:59,100
Do they not like me, though?
484
00:20:59,100 --> 00:21:01,000
- I don't know, actually.
- Okay.
485
00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:01,900
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