1 00:00:01,138 --> 00:00:03,252 - You wanted to see me? - Yes, Oscar, come on in. 2 00:00:03,717 --> 00:00:05,486 Close the door, if you would. 3 00:00:06,122 --> 00:00:07,925 Thanks so much for talking to me. 4 00:00:08,050 --> 00:00:08,966 Yeah, sure. 5 00:00:09,627 --> 00:00:11,433 {pos(192,200)}I'm going in for a procedure today. 6 00:00:11,558 --> 00:00:13,008 {pos(192,200)}Is everything okay? 7 00:00:13,388 --> 00:00:15,973 {pos(192,200)}It's routine. I'm just a little bit scared. 8 00:00:16,141 --> 00:00:17,933 {pos(192,240)}I'm sure everything will be fine. 9 00:00:18,058 --> 00:00:20,436 {pos(192,240)}What's the procedure, if you don't mind my asking? 10 00:00:21,191 --> 00:00:22,691 {pos(192,240)}It is a colonoscopy. 11 00:00:25,876 --> 00:00:28,447 In your experience, what should I be expecting 12 00:00:28,572 --> 00:00:30,272 in terms of sensation... 13 00:00:30,947 --> 00:00:32,757 or emotions? 14 00:00:40,751 --> 00:00:42,101 Is there anything 15 00:00:42,509 --> 00:00:44,613 I can do to make it more pleasurable 16 00:00:44,738 --> 00:00:46,504 for me or for Dr. Chaudry? 17 00:00:49,882 --> 00:00:52,426 My main concern is should I have a safe word? 18 00:00:54,721 --> 00:00:57,181 - Feygnasse Team - 19 00:00:57,349 --> 00:01:00,226 - La Fabrique - 20 00:01:00,809 --> 00:01:03,104 {pos(306,180)}{7}Collioure mpm 21 00:01:03,272 --> 00:01:05,272 {pos(306,215)}{7}Jarick 22 00:01:05,440 --> 00:01:06,857 {pos(306,215)}{7}do_Ob 23 00:01:07,025 --> 00:01:08,359 {pos(306,215)}{7}Sk0r 24 00:01:08,527 --> 00:01:10,152 {pos(306,215)}{7}yomoy 25 00:01:10,320 --> 00:01:11,606 {pos(306,215)}{7}The Ni.Knight 26 00:01:13,530 --> 00:01:15,366 {pos(315,230)} Episode 6x02 The Meeting 27 00:01:15,534 --> 00:01:18,452 You think you can get me a rundown on the Buffalo clients by Monday? 28 00:01:18,577 --> 00:01:20,429 {pos(115,260)}You know what? I'll do you one better. 29 00:01:20,554 --> 00:01:21,872 {pos(115,260)}Sunday, Sunday night. 30 00:01:22,190 --> 00:01:23,582 Okay, I will get it Monday. 31 00:01:24,045 --> 00:01:25,643 {pos(115,260)}Hold on, big guy. 32 00:01:25,768 --> 00:01:28,713 {pos(192,200)}I'm gonna put it in the mail Sunday{ night}. You'll get it Wednesday. 33 00:01:28,881 --> 00:01:30,798 Jim, you want to hit the conference room? 34 00:01:31,135 --> 00:01:32,007 Good luck. 35 00:01:32,373 --> 00:01:34,466 {pos(115,260)}Right, this thing. I remember now. 36 00:01:34,591 --> 00:01:37,443 {pos(115,260)}- What's this about? - This is {just }me and David, if it's okay. 37 00:01:37,568 --> 00:01:39,855 {pos(115,260)}That's okay with me, he's gonna want me in. 38 00:01:39,980 --> 00:01:41,183 It's okay. We got it. 39 00:01:41,492 --> 00:01:42,268 Really? 40 00:01:43,571 --> 00:01:45,297 {pos(115,260)}Do you mind if I sit this out? 41 00:01:45,422 --> 00:01:47,648 {pos(115,260)}I have so much work{ to do}, {I feel like }I'm gonna blow my brains out. 42 00:01:58,423 --> 00:02:01,704 {pos(192,200)}Am I worried that Jim and David are having a meeting without me? 43 00:02:02,796 --> 00:02:05,629 {pos(105,260)}Because we are the Three Amigos. 44 00:02:06,388 --> 00:02:09,438 {pos(105,260)}And once in a while, one of the amigos will go off 45 00:02:10,091 --> 00:02:13,395 {pos(192,200)}to the bathroom while the other two have a secret meeting. 46 00:02:20,405 --> 00:02:21,932 Let me escort you to your desk. 47 00:02:22,670 --> 00:02:23,687 {pos(115,260)}It's just... 48 00:02:23,812 --> 00:02:25,605 {pos(115,260)}three or four steps, but thank you. 49 00:02:25,730 --> 00:02:27,580 {pos(105,260)}You and Jim are close, huh? 50 00:02:27,859 --> 00:02:30,588 {pos(105,260)}I think the pregnancy really brought us together. 51 00:02:32,540 --> 00:02:34,693 {pos(115,260)}What do you think he and David are talking about? 52 00:02:36,100 --> 00:02:39,033 {pos(115,260)}- I don't know. - You said good luck to Jim{ as you walked in}. 53 00:02:39,201 --> 00:02:39,934 Did I? 54 00:02:40,059 --> 00:02:42,828 {pos(115,260)}Doesn't sound like me. I'm not very superstitious. 55 00:02:47,793 --> 00:02:50,586 If you're lying to me right now, 56 00:02:50,754 --> 00:02:52,880 {pos(130,240)}your baby is gonna come out a liar. 57 00:02:54,404 --> 00:02:55,884 That's how it works. 58 00:02:56,009 --> 00:02:58,199 {pos(115,260)}They inherit things through the breast milk. 59 00:02:58,874 --> 00:03:00,839 Please don't talk about my breast milk. 60 00:03:00,964 --> 00:03:02,656 {pos(115,260)}I just don't want you to lie to me. 61 00:03:03,677 --> 00:03:06,393 {pos(115,260)}I don't want you to ever lie to me. Have I ever lied to you? 62 00:03:07,771 --> 00:03:09,355 I just don't want you to. 63 00:03:09,523 --> 00:03:11,302 {pos(105,260)}I was rushing to fill an order. 64 00:03:11,427 --> 00:03:14,401 {pos(192,220)}I put the ladder up to grab a box of three-hole from the top shelf. 65 00:03:14,683 --> 00:03:17,154 Next thing I know, I'm on the ground, ladder's on top of me. 66 00:03:17,483 --> 00:03:19,783 And that's how you broke your ankle? 67 00:03:20,598 --> 00:03:21,698 Interesting. 68 00:03:22,051 --> 00:03:24,483 How did the ladder end up on top of you 69 00:03:24,608 --> 00:03:26,056 if you fell off of it? 70 00:03:26,181 --> 00:03:28,419 This doesn't concern you. You need to walk away. 71 00:03:28,544 --> 00:03:30,750 Really? I'm sorry. I thought this was a free country. 72 00:03:30,875 --> 00:03:32,837 I didn't know we were in communist Sweden. 73 00:03:33,005 --> 00:03:36,757 If we were{ living in Sweden}, I wouldn't have to worry{bout this}, 'cause we'd have universal health care. 74 00:03:38,982 --> 00:03:40,896 - Be quiet. - I'm talking... 75 00:03:41,638 --> 00:03:44,955 I will send this off to corporate, {make sure you }hold on to your medical bills. 76 00:03:45,080 --> 00:03:46,180 Feel better. 77 00:03:46,372 --> 00:03:47,572 Thanks, T-man. 78 00:03:48,061 --> 00:03:48,905 Later. 79 00:03:50,645 --> 00:03:51,689 So long, Darryl. 80 00:03:51,857 --> 00:03:52,957 Feel better. 81 00:03:53,342 --> 00:03:54,392 He's lying. 82 00:03:55,068 --> 00:03:56,569 He has a doctor's note. 83 00:03:56,737 --> 00:03:58,037 From who, Dr. J? 84 00:03:58,607 --> 00:04:00,444 You really need to investigate this. 85 00:04:00,569 --> 00:04:02,480 People don't just fall off of ladders. 86 00:04:02,784 --> 00:04:05,619 Guy on my street fell off{ a ladder} painting his house. It was on the news. 87 00:04:05,787 --> 00:04:08,332 Since when have you known Darryl to rush to do anything 88 00:04:08,457 --> 00:04:10,840 other than to come up here for birthday cake? 89 00:04:10,965 --> 00:04:12,647 "Y'all having birthday cake?" 90 00:04:13,278 --> 00:04:15,129 That's not a very good Darryl. 91 00:04:15,297 --> 00:04:17,756 How many foremen do you know that pull boxes? 92 00:04:19,591 --> 00:04:21,241 It just doesn't add up. 93 00:04:24,261 --> 00:04:27,253 We did a little investigation, and Dwight had a good point. 94 00:04:27,378 --> 00:04:29,158 The ladder didn't reach the top shelf. 95 00:04:29,283 --> 00:04:31,437 I don't know if I believe it, but... 96 00:04:31,605 --> 00:04:34,094 I am a fan of the hardboiled detective novel. 97 00:04:34,219 --> 00:04:36,332 "I'll punch you into mush, see?" 98 00:04:37,611 --> 00:04:40,271 Well, if he doesn't like it, you can tell that S.O.B. 99 00:04:40,396 --> 00:04:43,294 that he is fired. Sorry, I'm going into a meeting{ right now}. 100 00:04:43,419 --> 00:04:45,419 I will... I love you too. Bye. 101 00:04:45,917 --> 00:04:48,537 - Who was that? - Sorry about that. What'd I miss? 102 00:04:48,796 --> 00:04:51,247 We would like to continue { he rest of }this meeting in private, 103 00:04:51,416 --> 00:04:53,650 - please, if you don't mind. - I do not mind. 104 00:04:53,775 --> 00:04:55,514 Yes, I do. No, I don't. Yes, I do. 105 00:04:55,639 --> 00:04:57,671 No, I don't{ mind}. Catch you {guys }on the flippity-flop. 106 00:04:57,880 --> 00:04:58,631 This... 107 00:04:59,180 --> 00:05:00,330 call waiting. 108 00:05:01,352 --> 00:05:04,002 You tell the mayor he just lost six votes. 109 00:05:05,186 --> 00:05:06,761 They've been in there a while. 110 00:05:07,872 --> 00:05:09,072 Can't be good. 111 00:05:10,815 --> 00:05:12,693 Think they're talking about me? 112 00:05:12,818 --> 00:05:15,168 No, I think they're talking about me. 113 00:05:15,293 --> 00:05:17,093 That makes way more sense. 114 00:05:17,491 --> 00:05:18,941 Okay, thanks, boss. 115 00:05:19,458 --> 00:05:22,272 What is Jim telling him? That I can't handle this job? 116 00:05:22,397 --> 00:05:23,781 That is bull crap. 117 00:05:24,631 --> 00:05:26,931 Although it has been chaotic lately. 118 00:05:27,744 --> 00:05:29,645 Corporate shut down the Buffalo branch, 119 00:05:29,770 --> 00:05:32,373 which left us to absorb all of their clients. 120 00:05:33,042 --> 00:05:35,342 I will tell you, there has been work 121 00:05:35,695 --> 00:05:36,695 every day. 122 00:05:37,042 --> 00:05:39,092 Had to come in on a Saturday... 123 00:05:40,075 --> 00:05:41,418 to retrieve... 124 00:05:41,626 --> 00:05:43,426 I left my cell phone here. 125 00:05:46,955 --> 00:05:49,014 So jealous of your boobs. 126 00:05:52,185 --> 00:05:55,464 I just wanted to confirm that you're not coming to the wedding, 127 00:05:55,589 --> 00:05:58,565 which is totally understandable, and more than fine. 128 00:05:59,102 --> 00:06:00,138 Is Ryan going? 129 00:06:00,419 --> 00:06:02,255 I don't know, he hasn't RSVPed yet. 130 00:06:02,380 --> 00:06:04,762 We invited everyone in the office to our wedding, 131 00:06:04,887 --> 00:06:07,852 even though we realized most people wouldn't be able to make the drive 132 00:06:07,977 --> 00:06:09,327 to Niagara Falls. 133 00:06:10,217 --> 00:06:13,017 Which is why we're having it in Niagara Falls. 134 00:06:14,124 --> 00:06:15,222 Then Michael 135 00:06:15,347 --> 00:06:17,669 told everyone they could have Friday and Monday off 136 00:06:17,794 --> 00:06:18,944 if they came. 137 00:06:19,450 --> 00:06:23,200 So now people have to decide if they want to come to our wedding 138 00:06:23,462 --> 00:06:24,877 or have to work. 139 00:06:25,552 --> 00:06:27,572 Here's the deal. I really want to go. 140 00:06:27,697 --> 00:06:30,639 But I'm not gonna go if Ryan doesn't go, because it's kind of a waste of time. 141 00:06:31,683 --> 00:06:32,766 That came out wrong. 142 00:06:32,934 --> 00:06:36,311 It'd be awesome if you{could try to} get him to go, {ecause }I'd really like to be there { o support }for Jim. 143 00:06:42,234 --> 00:06:43,569 What can I do for you, hoss? 144 00:06:44,938 --> 00:06:47,823 - How are your sales doing? - How are my sales doing? 145 00:06:48,770 --> 00:06:49,647 Busted. 146 00:06:51,093 --> 00:06:52,995 My numbers are down. A little bit. 147 00:06:53,770 --> 00:06:55,484 It's 'cause of the economy. 148 00:06:56,987 --> 00:06:59,009 You're not buying it. You're good. 149 00:06:59,842 --> 00:07:01,392 Okay, the truth is... 150 00:07:01,947 --> 00:07:04,779 I have been having trouble focusing lately. I'm in this weird, 151 00:07:04,904 --> 00:07:05,738 flirty, 152 00:07:06,061 --> 00:07:07,022 nebulous 153 00:07:07,304 --> 00:07:08,077 thing 154 00:07:08,202 --> 00:07:09,952 with this cousin of mine. 155 00:07:10,453 --> 00:07:12,389 And it's a total mind f'er. 156 00:07:12,557 --> 00:07:13,807 Again with the cousin. 157 00:07:14,114 --> 00:07:15,564 I'm sorry, Phyllis. 158 00:07:15,808 --> 00:07:17,394 You explain this email, okay? 159 00:07:17,765 --> 00:07:19,834 "Hey, Andy, let's go visit grandma 160 00:07:19,959 --> 00:07:21,959 "and then get drunk together." 161 00:07:23,235 --> 00:07:25,656 I'm just trying to figure out what's going on in that room. 162 00:07:25,781 --> 00:07:27,589 Wallace had to show up 163 00:07:27,714 --> 00:07:31,314 on the one four-month period that I'm completely overwhelmed. 164 00:07:33,036 --> 00:07:36,386 You know when they say it's so crazy it just might work? 165 00:07:37,152 --> 00:07:40,352 I don't believe that. I say go for the airtight plan. 166 00:07:40,889 --> 00:07:42,878 And that is why I am having Andy 167 00:07:43,047 --> 00:07:46,426 {pos(192,240)}wheel me into the conference room inside a makeshift cheese cart. 168 00:07:47,001 --> 00:07:47,769 {pos(192,240)}It is 169 00:07:48,006 --> 00:07:48,890 {pos(192,240)}just... 170 00:07:50,064 --> 00:07:51,064 {pos(192,240)}elegant. 171 00:07:54,224 --> 00:07:55,546 {pos(192,240)}- Be my eyes. - You got it. 172 00:07:55,671 --> 00:07:56,995 {pos(192,240)}What have we here? 173 00:07:58,239 --> 00:08:00,346 Just backing up and turning around. 174 00:08:00,471 --> 00:08:01,730 We're gonna do this... 175 00:08:01,898 --> 00:08:03,107 That's not for you. 176 00:08:04,471 --> 00:08:06,166 Pardonnez-moi, monsieur. 177 00:08:06,842 --> 00:08:09,122 I took the liberty of preparing for you 178 00:08:09,247 --> 00:08:11,305 a cheese platter, which I will 179 00:08:11,430 --> 00:08:14,326 place here on the eastern wall of the conference room. 180 00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:16,703 - Cheese platter? - Oui, oui, monsieur. 181 00:08:16,871 --> 00:08:20,098 From the Wisconsin region, a nice, firm cheddar. 182 00:08:20,997 --> 00:08:23,032 Also from the great city of Wisconsin, 183 00:08:23,157 --> 00:08:24,511 an aged parmesan. 184 00:08:25,412 --> 00:08:27,881 Here you will find a cheddar-style spread, 185 00:08:28,162 --> 00:08:30,884 which has reacted nicely with the air 186 00:08:31,052 --> 00:08:32,213 to form a light rind, 187 00:08:32,338 --> 00:08:34,555 which I think you'll find both challenging and delicious. 188 00:08:35,063 --> 00:08:37,307 At that point, I would recommend you take 189 00:08:37,475 --> 00:08:39,893 a quick trip south of the border to the great state of Illinois, 190 00:08:40,062 --> 00:08:43,020 where you will find this fine blue cheese dressing. 191 00:08:43,145 --> 00:08:44,645 If I may be so bold, 192 00:08:44,958 --> 00:08:46,090 it's a lot of fun 193 00:08:46,215 --> 00:08:47,778 to let the goldfish 194 00:08:47,903 --> 00:08:50,353 take a little swim in the blue cheese. 195 00:08:50,632 --> 00:08:51,732 Bon appétit. 196 00:08:54,117 --> 00:08:55,217 I should go. 197 00:08:56,021 --> 00:08:58,704 Thanks for this. You've given me a lot to think about. 198 00:08:58,872 --> 00:09:00,914 Promise me you won't do anything until we speak. 199 00:09:01,387 --> 00:09:02,387 I won't. 200 00:09:04,316 --> 00:09:06,962 - Thanks for taking the time. - Appreciate it. Thank you, Jim. 201 00:09:13,678 --> 00:09:16,680 - Erin, is Michael around? - I think... he's around here. 202 00:09:21,261 --> 00:09:23,531 You must have walked right past me. How you doing? 203 00:09:23,656 --> 00:09:26,365 - Could we talk in your office{ for a second}? - Yes, definitely. 204 00:09:35,992 --> 00:09:37,426 It sounds like a... 205 00:09:38,169 --> 00:09:39,952 EMD P40. 206 00:09:41,598 --> 00:09:42,746 That's a GE. 207 00:09:43,363 --> 00:09:45,000 The P40 is much higher pitched. 208 00:09:45,168 --> 00:09:48,068 - You're into trains? - I've been my whole life. 209 00:09:48,193 --> 00:09:51,715 I'm rebuilding a turn-of-the-century steam engine in my slaughterhouse. 210 00:09:52,463 --> 00:09:53,713 That's so cool. 211 00:09:54,314 --> 00:09:55,719 I'd love to take a look{ at that}. 212 00:09:56,029 --> 00:09:58,536 It's just a { un-of-the-mill }slaughterhouse, but, sure, any time. 213 00:09:58,661 --> 00:10:00,641 You know, 'cause of the trains. 214 00:10:01,208 --> 00:10:02,768 - Someone's coming. - Boy. 215 00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:05,562 It's Darryl! Get down! He's not using crutches! 216 00:10:05,730 --> 00:10:07,272 Get the camera. Start taping. 217 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:10,248 - Drive! - Worker's comp my ass! 218 00:10:10,373 --> 00:10:11,923 I can't believe this. 219 00:10:12,358 --> 00:10:13,793 You asshole! 220 00:10:14,239 --> 00:10:16,663 You gonna eat all that dog food yourself? 221 00:10:22,182 --> 00:10:23,538 Man! You OK? 222 00:10:30,675 --> 00:10:33,382 I just wanted to confirm that you're not coming to my wedding. 223 00:10:33,673 --> 00:10:35,300 Yeah, I might stop by. 224 00:10:35,986 --> 00:10:37,986 It costs about $75 per person. 225 00:10:38,430 --> 00:10:41,131 I once had a glass of cognac that cost $77, so... 226 00:10:41,599 --> 00:10:44,310 Can you just tell me now if you're coming or not? 227 00:10:46,437 --> 00:10:47,354 I'm coming{ o your wedding}. 228 00:10:48,868 --> 00:10:50,857 - Ryan Howard yes? - Probably yes. 229 00:10:51,450 --> 00:10:52,800 Kelly Kapoor yes. 230 00:10:53,744 --> 00:10:56,280 Are you sure you're okay with these new responsibilities? 231 00:10:56,727 --> 00:10:59,182 - Look who you're talking to. - Just trying to figure out 232 00:10:59,307 --> 00:11:01,790 the best way to utilize everyone's talents. 233 00:11:02,203 --> 00:11:03,949 I would say that my greatest talent 234 00:11:04,074 --> 00:11:07,393 is being the best man, woman or child 235 00:11:07,518 --> 00:11:09,918 - to have ever run this branch{, ever}. - And what about Jim? 236 00:11:10,276 --> 00:11:13,588 You think Jim is { someone who's }ready to move into a management position? 237 00:11:19,513 --> 00:11:22,563 - Permission to speak on the record. - Please, do. 238 00:11:22,766 --> 00:11:23,966 Jim is like... 239 00:11:24,693 --> 00:11:25,693 Big Bird. 240 00:11:25,953 --> 00:11:27,011 He is tall 241 00:11:27,703 --> 00:11:28,562 and yellow 242 00:11:28,890 --> 00:11:30,090 and very nice. 243 00:11:30,215 --> 00:11:32,365 But when I put him in charge, no. 244 00:11:33,158 --> 00:11:34,320 I don't think so. 245 00:11:35,412 --> 00:11:37,844 Big Bird doesn't make the tough decisions. 246 00:11:38,463 --> 00:11:40,532 If I was going to put someone in charge, 247 00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:42,499 I would put Bert in charge. 248 00:11:42,624 --> 00:11:45,454 Or I would put one of the real grown-ups{ in charge}, like Maria. 249 00:11:45,622 --> 00:11:48,373 - Or Gordon, maybe. - I thought you liked Jim. 250 00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:50,125 Very much. Jim is my best friend. 251 00:11:50,590 --> 00:11:51,335 But... 252 00:11:51,503 --> 00:11:53,412 Here's his performance report. 253 00:11:55,561 --> 00:11:56,698 Right here. 254 00:11:56,968 --> 00:11:58,968 Now, this was written by Toby. 255 00:11:59,868 --> 00:12:02,095 Who we all know is extremely... 256 00:12:02,455 --> 00:12:03,382 reliable. 257 00:12:03,806 --> 00:12:05,617 "Constant office distraction. 258 00:12:05,742 --> 00:12:07,555 "Spends way too much time at reception. 259 00:12:07,894 --> 00:12:10,645 "Antagonizes other salesmen. Not at all what he thinks he is." 260 00:12:10,957 --> 00:12:13,940 It's not very well written. But you get the gist. 261 00:12:14,108 --> 00:12:16,860 Is there anybody else could run the day-to-day of the branch? 262 00:12:17,555 --> 00:12:19,665 I could continue to run it myself, that's... 263 00:12:19,790 --> 00:12:21,406 Jim had an interesting idea 264 00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:23,535 to help you with this extra workload. 265 00:12:23,660 --> 00:12:26,322 And it involved you being promoted to oversee. 266 00:12:26,447 --> 00:12:27,947 All Northeast sales. 267 00:12:28,184 --> 00:12:30,902 And then Jim would be promoted to your position. 268 00:12:33,842 --> 00:12:35,295 This was Jim's idea? 269 00:12:41,163 --> 00:12:44,238 I'd have to talk to my mother 270 00:12:45,521 --> 00:12:47,221 and my guy at H&R block. 271 00:12:50,633 --> 00:12:53,038 Here's the thing, though. The plan doesn't work 272 00:12:53,517 --> 00:12:56,066 unless we have someone to replace you. I was hoping... 273 00:12:57,652 --> 00:13:00,112 Plus, we have to worry about Jim. He has another job offer. 274 00:13:00,626 --> 00:13:02,211 We may have to replace him. 275 00:13:02,936 --> 00:13:04,491 I didn't tell Michael because... 276 00:13:05,298 --> 00:13:06,873 I thought he'd try to help. 277 00:13:07,608 --> 00:13:09,527 Example: he handed out jell-o shots 278 00:13:09,652 --> 00:13:12,082 at the 23rd mile of the Steamtown Marathon. 279 00:13:15,936 --> 00:13:18,213 - Can you walk me down to my car{ or a second}? - Sure. 280 00:13:39,946 --> 00:13:43,280 I can't help but feel partially responsible. 281 00:13:51,435 --> 00:13:52,938 Little pick-me-up. 282 00:13:53,280 --> 00:13:54,791 Those are the best. 283 00:13:55,302 --> 00:13:56,126 Sugar rush. 284 00:13:56,295 --> 00:13:58,495 {pos(192,240)} When you were {in the office earlier, }talking to Wallace, 285 00:13:58,620 --> 00:13:59,796 {pos(192,240)}did I come up at all? 286 00:14:02,148 --> 00:14:04,134 {pos(192,240)}We did talk about how handsome you are. 287 00:14:05,081 --> 00:14:06,553 {pos(192,240)}Why don't we head in your office{nd talk}? 288 00:14:07,732 --> 00:14:08,932 {pos(192,240)}What did we... 289 00:14:09,359 --> 00:14:10,274 {pos(192,240)}We said... 290 00:14:10,889 --> 00:14:13,910 I know there were certain things we said. 291 00:14:15,116 --> 00:14:17,018 I'll just be honest with you. Earlier today, 292 00:14:17,143 --> 00:14:18,931 I spoke with Wallace about a promotion. 293 00:14:19,056 --> 00:14:21,516 And I actually think that talk went really well. 294 00:14:21,641 --> 00:14:23,110 Then after he spoke with you, 295 00:14:23,235 --> 00:14:25,322 for some reason, it felt like things had changed. 296 00:14:26,219 --> 00:14:28,119 That's weird. That's weird. 297 00:14:29,084 --> 00:14:30,285 Kind of weirding me out. 298 00:14:31,021 --> 00:14:34,122 Did you know that Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy? 299 00:14:34,872 --> 00:14:36,124 Did you say anything? 300 00:14:37,015 --> 00:14:39,188 Tell you what, when you leave this office, 301 00:14:39,313 --> 00:14:42,923 I'm going to call Wallace and {I'm going to}tell him that you should get that promotion. 302 00:14:43,305 --> 00:14:44,193 Really? 303 00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:45,550 You will? 304 00:14:45,853 --> 00:14:47,288 Wanna do it right now? 305 00:14:49,682 --> 00:14:51,640 I tried to keep Michael in the dark. 306 00:14:54,170 --> 00:14:55,965 I should have known that he can do 307 00:14:56,090 --> 00:14:58,190 just as much damage in the dark. 308 00:14:58,482 --> 00:15:01,193 I need to see your pupils. See if they're dilating. 309 00:15:03,910 --> 00:15:05,094 Is that them? 310 00:15:05,409 --> 00:15:06,491 Definitely. 311 00:15:07,475 --> 00:15:08,657 You come to my house, 312 00:15:08,825 --> 00:15:10,412 bust up my trash cans, 313 00:15:10,537 --> 00:15:13,328 Call my baby sister an asshole and told her to eat dog food? 314 00:15:13,496 --> 00:15:15,288 We thought that she was you. 315 00:15:15,456 --> 00:15:17,423 Why would you think a lady is me? 316 00:15:21,133 --> 00:15:22,433 Are you serious? 317 00:15:23,096 --> 00:15:25,340 Because you look exactly alike. 318 00:15:25,788 --> 00:15:28,593 Am I the only one? Are you getting this? 319 00:15:28,974 --> 00:15:31,241 - I don't see it. - Here's what I'm gonna do. 320 00:15:31,892 --> 00:15:35,183 I'm calling corporate and I'm filing a complaint against both of you. 321 00:15:36,853 --> 00:15:38,070 Come on, Gwyneth. 322 00:15:39,245 --> 00:15:40,051 Sad. 323 00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:42,946 This is David. 324 00:15:44,158 --> 00:15:45,902 David, this is Michael... 325 00:15:49,121 --> 00:15:51,259 Just wanted to talk to you about Jim Halpert. 326 00:15:51,384 --> 00:15:52,582 I understand 327 00:15:52,964 --> 00:15:54,974 that he did not receive that promotion. 328 00:15:55,507 --> 00:15:59,194 And I wanted to see what I could do to nudge you in the right direction. 329 00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:02,210 You're changing your mind about Jim? 330 00:16:03,231 --> 00:16:04,581 Absolutely... 331 00:16:04,706 --> 00:16:05,646 not! 332 00:16:05,771 --> 00:16:07,221 Like I said before, 333 00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:11,126 Jim is fantastic, and he deserves this job. 334 00:16:12,372 --> 00:16:14,651 It seems like you're cutting in and out. 335 00:16:14,776 --> 00:16:16,976 This is not what you said earlier. 336 00:16:18,326 --> 00:16:19,676 Here's the thing. 337 00:16:20,485 --> 00:16:23,454 Jim is the best man for this job. I think you should give it to him. 338 00:16:23,579 --> 00:16:26,470 It doesn't change what you showed me in Jim's file. 339 00:16:28,957 --> 00:16:30,572 That was an anomaly. 340 00:16:31,387 --> 00:16:32,937 That file had been... 341 00:16:33,467 --> 00:16:34,405 falsified. 342 00:16:34,984 --> 00:16:36,995 Toby Flenderson is doing drugs. 343 00:16:37,876 --> 00:16:39,789 I really don't know what's going on down there. 344 00:16:40,588 --> 00:16:41,478 Damn it! 345 00:16:41,791 --> 00:16:44,669 I'm getting pulled over for talking on my cell. Damn it. 346 00:16:49,354 --> 00:16:50,504 Darryl, look, 347 00:16:51,697 --> 00:16:53,303 we're here to apologize. 348 00:16:53,625 --> 00:16:54,846 - We're cool. - Wait. 349 00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:57,752 They're using the lift as their own personal elevator. 350 00:16:57,877 --> 00:17:00,024 He broke his ankle climbing over the railing, 351 00:17:00,149 --> 00:17:02,222 he lied about it 'cause it was a misuse 352 00:17:02,347 --> 00:17:03,749 of company equipment. 353 00:17:03,874 --> 00:17:06,775 - Case closed. - That's { he }stupid{est thing I ever heard}. 354 00:17:06,943 --> 00:17:07,699 Really? 355 00:17:07,824 --> 00:17:10,820 Then why is there new wood only on one railing? 356 00:17:12,044 --> 00:17:14,116 Let's just check the security tapes. 357 00:17:15,525 --> 00:17:18,625 I don't think there's any reason to check 'em. 358 00:17:18,750 --> 00:17:21,865 But I supposed if you wanted to be really certain... 359 00:17:21,990 --> 00:17:24,000 All right. Fine, so whatever. 360 00:17:25,419 --> 00:17:26,591 You really did it. 361 00:17:26,716 --> 00:17:29,323 Now I would like to file an official complaint 362 00:17:29,842 --> 00:17:33,259 to corporate because Darryl lied on an official form. 363 00:17:33,950 --> 00:17:36,179 I'm telling them you sexually harassed my sister. 364 00:17:37,488 --> 00:17:39,606 No judges gonna believe that. 365 00:17:44,085 --> 00:17:46,429 We could all file complaints against each other, 366 00:17:46,554 --> 00:17:48,914 and just drown in a sea of paperwork. But, 367 00:17:49,544 --> 00:17:51,358 we'll just move on with our... 368 00:17:51,758 --> 00:17:52,915 with our lives. 369 00:17:53,919 --> 00:17:55,419 So Dwight and Darryl 370 00:17:55,544 --> 00:17:58,375 came to an agreement that they would both file 371 00:17:58,839 --> 00:18:00,464 complaints with corporate, 372 00:18:00,589 --> 00:18:02,848 and now I got to do all this paperwork. 373 00:18:04,482 --> 00:18:05,832 We worked it out. 374 00:18:10,534 --> 00:18:13,508 It would make me feel really good{ ight now} if you would punch me in the face. 375 00:18:14,078 --> 00:18:15,617 All right? Just do it. 376 00:18:15,742 --> 00:18:18,680 How many times have I asked you to put me up for a branch manager job? 377 00:18:18,848 --> 00:18:21,715 I never recommended you because I didn't want to lose you. 378 00:18:21,840 --> 00:18:23,615 And I don't want to lose Pam. 379 00:18:23,740 --> 00:18:25,353 Now I don't want to lose the baby. 380 00:18:25,521 --> 00:18:26,813 Instead, you screwed me? 381 00:18:27,233 --> 00:18:28,518 That's what she said. 382 00:18:30,295 --> 00:18:32,572 - David Wallace is calling. - I'm in the middle of something. 383 00:18:32,697 --> 00:18:35,822 - Should I tell him you'll call back? - I'll tell him myself. 384 00:18:37,533 --> 00:18:38,512 Let's both. 385 00:18:45,553 --> 00:18:48,060 - You got Jim there with you? - No, it's just us. 386 00:18:48,544 --> 00:18:50,414 {Actually, }Can you call Jim in? I want him on this. 387 00:18:50,539 --> 00:18:51,370 Please. 388 00:18:52,522 --> 00:18:54,072 Here he is right now. 389 00:18:55,181 --> 00:18:56,181 Come in. 390 00:19:05,186 --> 00:19:06,895 So I spoke to Alan. 391 00:19:07,063 --> 00:19:10,266 We had kind of an unconventional idea, which I think is pretty cool. 392 00:19:10,391 --> 00:19:12,915 But it only works if everyone's on board. 393 00:19:13,040 --> 00:19:15,153 Just as long as it means Jim becomes a manager. 394 00:19:15,747 --> 00:19:19,055 We were thinking of having two branch managers in Scranton, 395 00:19:19,180 --> 00:19:21,583 Both of you guys working as co-managers. 396 00:19:21,708 --> 00:19:23,203 Jim would handle the day-to-day, 397 00:19:23,371 --> 00:19:26,331 and, Michael, you would focus on clients and big picture stuff. 398 00:19:27,283 --> 00:19:28,991 - That sounds pretty cool. - I like that! 399 00:19:29,116 --> 00:19:30,794 So manager and co-manager. 400 00:19:30,963 --> 00:19:33,024 Co-manager and co-manager. 401 00:19:33,149 --> 00:19:37,063 There are a lot of moving pieces, and this is the only way I can sell it{ upstairs}. 402 00:19:37,188 --> 00:19:40,804 That might be a little confusing{ for people} because they know me as manager. 403 00:19:41,800 --> 00:19:44,350 Michael, can you pick up for one second? 404 00:19:45,810 --> 00:19:48,540 Okay, look, I'm not gonna force you into anything. 405 00:19:48,665 --> 00:19:50,438 If you're willing to lose Jim, fine. 406 00:19:50,949 --> 00:19:53,191 You just say so. We'll find another solution. 407 00:19:54,846 --> 00:19:56,615 Is that what you want to do? 408 00:20:03,567 --> 00:20:05,340 - OK, people, listen up! - Everybody... 409 00:20:05,465 --> 00:20:08,521 I have an announcement to make. Fraud was committed... 410 00:20:08,646 --> 00:20:10,542 - {Do}You have an announcement? - I was making it. 411 00:20:11,060 --> 00:20:13,711 Everybody, David Wallace and I've talked, 412 00:20:14,060 --> 00:20:17,256 And we have decided to promote Jim to the position of co-manager. 413 00:20:19,093 --> 00:20:21,493 - Co-manager of what? - Of your butt! 414 00:20:22,421 --> 00:20:24,324 And your butt, and your butt... 415 00:20:24,449 --> 00:20:26,399 All of Scranton branch butts. 416 00:20:26,642 --> 00:20:29,169 - What's happening to you, Michael? - What's happening to me? 417 00:20:29,294 --> 00:20:31,673 I am also being promoted to co-manager. 418 00:20:31,798 --> 00:20:33,606 We will be co-managers together. 419 00:20:37,265 --> 00:20:38,181 Welcome. 420 00:20:47,628 --> 00:20:49,789 {pos(200,210)}Niagara falls in October? Hells yeah! 421 00:20:50,478 --> 00:20:53,293 {pos(200,210)}Do you think that you could send in your RSVP card? 422 00:20:53,867 --> 00:20:55,461 {pos(200,210)}I'll just tell you now. Easier. 423 00:20:56,248 --> 00:20:57,806 {pos(200,210)}You've to choose a food option, 424 00:20:57,931 --> 00:21:00,717 {pos(200,210)}and there's information in there about directions and lodging. 425 00:21:00,885 --> 00:21:03,182 {pos(200,210)}I'll just have whatever's fanciest, unless there's ribs, 426 00:21:03,307 --> 00:21:05,805 {pos(200,210)}I'll get the other information the day of. I'll text you. 427 00:21:05,973 --> 00:21:07,623 {pos(200,210)}You're going to text me 428 00:21:07,748 --> 00:21:10,602 {pos(200,210)}the morning of my wedding to ask for directions? 429 00:21:10,771 --> 00:21:12,478 {pos(200,210)}And you will eat whatever is fanciest? 430 00:21:13,116 --> 00:21:14,522 {pos(200,210)}Unless there's ribs. 431 00:21:15,900 --> 00:21:16,625 {pos(200,210)}Rude. 432 00:21:16,985 --> 00:21:18,381 {pos(200,210)}So rude, right? 433 00:21:18,750 --> 00:21:19,708 {pos(200,210)}My gosh. 434 00:21:19,833 --> 00:21:22,007 {pos(200,210)}I have been chasing people down all day. 435 00:21:22,132 --> 00:21:24,073 - It's incredible. - {pos(200,210)}My bag was there. 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net