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They're back.
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Oh,yeah.
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Jim and pam.
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How was puerto rico? Was it so romantic?
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- It really was.
- Really was.
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I'm so happy for you.
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Puerto rico was awesome.
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Oh,my gosh,the honeymoon was great.
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We met this other couple at
the resort,frank and benny.
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We hung out with them a lot.
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Frank and beans.
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Always makes her laugh.
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Frank and beans.
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Is there someone there? Who is there?
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- I hear voices,is somebody there?
- Yeah!
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Is someone here? I can't see you.
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Because i'm blind.
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It's jim and pam,michael.
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- It is?
- Yeah.
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They're back?
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- Oh! Oh! Oh,pam!
- Nope.
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- And oh,jim...
- hi,michael.
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Oh,i haven't seen you
since my accident that i had
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when i fell--i fell into
the pool of acid,eyes first.
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Blind guy.
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Blind guy mcsqueezy.
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How do i describe it?
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It is a character i've been workshopping
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whose lack of vision gets
him into all sorts of trouble.
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The women in my improv
class absolutely hate him.
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So what'd you bring us?
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- Some candy.
- What else?
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That's it.
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Oh,'cause you spent
so much on the wedding.
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It's good to be home.
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Proudly Presents
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the
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This conversation has
two items on the agenda.
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Do we have a conversation scheduled?
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Number one,do not leave
your things on my desk.
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It's not some kind of personal
pen receptacle for you.
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I don't care how high they promote you.
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Which brings me to item number two.
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I never formally congratulated
you on your promotion.
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So i'd just like to say...
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"con quack ulations.
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" wow,that's-- really thoughtful
of you,dwight,thank you.
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You're welcome.
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I inserted a listening device
into the belly of the mallard.
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Now i can observe jim,trap
jim,and destroy jim.
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Just like in the bavarian fairy tale.
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Only this time,the mallard
skins the toad alive.
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And of course in this version you lose the
whole veiled critique of the kaiser thing.
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I'm sorry to have been
bugging you all these years.
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It's a real handsome duck.
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Mallard. Okay,i'll get out of your hair.
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- Hey.
- Hi.
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Uh,we brought back
some puerto rican candy.
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Coco leche. That's my favorite.
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Awesome. I'll leave it up
here so everyone can enjoy it.
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Oh,um,let me just check
with michael first.
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I think it'll be okay.
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I think it will too,but i'll
just check with him,though.
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Great.
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Oops. Sorry. Oops.
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- I have recently taken a lover.
- Well,that's great.
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- Thank you.
- Congratulations.
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- Who's the lucky lady?
- Pam's mom.
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- What?
- Pam's mom helene. Remember from your wedding?
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- You're messing with me.
- About what?
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- You did not have sex with pam's mom.
- Oh,big time.
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- What kind of car does she drive?
- She drives a green camry.
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And the seats go all the
way down. All the way down.
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Oh,my god. Oh,my god.
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- What?
- Okay,never tell pam. ****
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Okay,good,a pact. A pact.
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Although i may have to break it tonight
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when helene and i tell pam over dinner.
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- You all right?
- Oh,my god.
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- Hey,jim.
- Not now,toby,my god!
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- Oh,jesus. - Get the hell out
of here,idiot. - What did i do?
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Okay,as far as dinner
tonight,cancel that.
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And please,for both of our sakes,
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never,ever,ever see her again.
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I think you're underestimating pam.
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I think more than anything,she
wants me to be happy.
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No,not more than anything.
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- Okay,i have a good thing with
the mom-- - don't call her "the mom.
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" she's right on my way home from work.
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Then take a different way home,man!
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I di--all
right.
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I'll take surface
streets,it's--
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the last thing in the world i
would want to do is upset pam.
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- Okay,so we're good.
- Yeah.
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Can you change my dinner
reservations from four people to two?
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Sure. Oh,is it okay if i put out some candy
that pam brought back from puerto rico?
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Sure. Thanks for asking.
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Pam,we're all set.
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Yum.
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- Frank and beans.
- Frank and beans.
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So what'd we decide for michael?
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The bottle of rum,or
the seashell alarm clock?
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You know what? Can i have
the weekend to decide?
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Bottle of rum it is.
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All right. Shall we?
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You know what,i am really slammed
trying to catch up on everything here.
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And i know that michael's slammed too.
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So maybe we should do this when
things are a little less crazy.
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Come on,it'll take two seconds.
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No,it--
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oh,wow. That is amazing.
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I feel like a real puerto rican.
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Michael,you're all set at botticelli's.
I changed the reservation to two people.
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Erin,look.
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- Fun.
- Yeah.
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Wow. Botticelli's,that sounds
like a special occasion.
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Yeah,no,it's nobody.
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I don't know,i think michael has a date.
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No.
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- I think you have a date.
- I don't. I don't.
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- Come on.
- Uh,i think we should just drop it.
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'Cause obviously he doesn't
want to talk about it.
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- I don't deserve this,guys.
- Yes,you do.
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- No,i don't.
- Just take the parrot.
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Okay. Back to the old grind.
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I was probably gonna
break up with her anyway.
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Oh,that's too bad.
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- Don't-- - pam,it
is very complicated.
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There are a lot of moving parts here.
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- Sounds complicated.
- It is.
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Yeah,but i mean,if you
really like this person,
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then you should see where it goes.
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- You want me to be happy?
- Of course.
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Part of the problem is she is the
mother of a close friend of mine.
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Oh.
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More than a friend. A coworker.
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Oh. Gossip. Who is it?
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Who is it?
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Who is it,michael?
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Who?
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It's okay.
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No,no,no,no,no. Oh,no.
Oh,my god! Oh,my god! Nooo!
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I honestly thought that
could've gone one of two ways,
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but i never expected her to get upset.
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You seem tense.
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Hey,you want me to give you the chills?
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Okay.
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There's an egg on your head
and the yolk is running down.
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- The yolk is running down...
- mm,feels good.
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There's a knife in your back
and the blood is gushing down.
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I'm sleeping with pam's
mom. Sometimes dinner.
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The blood is gushing down,the
blood is gushing down.
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You know,i really would've appreciated a
heads up that you were into dating mothers.
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I would've introduced you to mine.
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How could you do this
to me? He's my boss!
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How many times have i
complained about him to you?
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No,i am not being
dramatic,you are being crazy!
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Who wants a hot chocolate?
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Thank you.
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Oh,so dwight gave me this
wooden mallard as a gift,
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and i found a recording device in it.
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Yes.
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So i think if i played it just right,
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i can get dwight to live out
the plot of national treasure.
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You need to be more upset about this.
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She's your mother too now.
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Your mother is sleeping
with michael scott.
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Andy,can i talk to you for a second?
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Sure thing,tuna boss.
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DWIGHT PICKED THE WRONG DAY TO
PUT A WOODEN MALLARD IN MY OFFICE.
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How may i be of service to you?
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I am gonna need your advice.
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I was thinking of getting this opera
for dwight's birthday. What do you think?
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I think he's really gonna like it.
I think it's one of his favorites.
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This aria is a joke. Really?
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What are you thinking?
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- I was gonna go with this one.
- Let me tell you something.
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If you respect him at all,you
will get him something better.
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Bernard dog,what was that
all about? I know,right?
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What were you guys
talking about in there?
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Trust me,it would only make you mad.
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Due to a certain recent incident,
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corporate has asked all the
branches to come up with ideas
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as to how we can better
communicate with our communities.
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Is this because of
the 60 minutes segment
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about working conditions
in our peruvian paper mill?
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That was a hit job.
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If you read the dunder
mifflin press release,
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it clearly states that
they had absolutely nothing
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to do with that
particular cancer cluster.
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So if there is a lesson
to be learned here,
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and i'm not sure that there is,
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it is that in order to
help our communities,
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we need to put other peoples'
needs ahead of our own.
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And whoever comes up with
the best idea gets a $50 gift
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certificate to the restaurant
of his or her choice.
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Good,good.
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Okay,who wants to help the
world one step at a time?
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- All right,good.
- Volunteerism is important.
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Every weekend i volunteer
at the local animal shelter,
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and they need a lot of help down there.
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- Last sunday i had to put down
over 150 pets all by myself.
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- All right.
That's--
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- paint a mural of chicano leaders.
- All right.
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I have a way to make scranton a
better place. You could leave it.
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Okay,i'm outta here. See you later,guys.
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And stay out. Promise to write.
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Oh,no,here's an idea. Conservation.
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I love it. Conservation.
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Let's start by conserving our time
and stop having these stupid meetings.
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No more meetings!
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Anybody else? Who else has an idea?
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I have some ideas about conservation.
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- Angela. Please.
- Thank you.
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Hold down the fort. Hey,boo.
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First of all,i think that...
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what's--why are you crying?
What--what did she say to you?
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Yes,and i think we
should look into that.
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**** Speak up louder.
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- Well,our profit and
loss-- - No,i'll talk toer.
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I will--no,nobody talks
to my baby that way.
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Yeah,i'll let you know how it goes.
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Alright. Bye,pickle.
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Who's "pickle"?
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Pamela morgan beesly,you need to
apologize to your mother right now.
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- I'm sorry,i was told i had the floor.
- Yes.
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Whoa,hold on. What's going on?
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Nothing. Nothing at all. It'sll good.
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I'm not apologizing to anyone.
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Michael owes me an apology.
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For trceying to find happiness
in the arms of a lover?
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Don't call my mother your lover!
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Ooh,es!
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That is not okay,dude.
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- All right,in my defense...
- diusting.
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- That'sessed up,man.
- Yes,thank you. Welcome to my personal hell.
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You have no sense of boundaries,micha.
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Shut up,oscar. He all
right,you know what?
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Clearly i'm outnumbered here. But
could i just say e thing? Please?
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What is so wrong about me?
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I'm caring.
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I'm generous.
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I'm sensual.
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Is it real so horrible that i could
possibly go out and find happiness?
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Good luck,michael. I hope y
find what you're looking fo
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- maybe you're right. Who
are we to-- - shut up,oscar.
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What is wronwith all of you?
He is sleeping wh my mother!
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I don't think there's a whole
lot of sleeping going on.
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Let's get back to the matr at hand.
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Whatever. You know.
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Sleep with my mom,sleep
with everybody's mom.
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- No,no,no,no.
- Wh,that's my mom you're talng about.
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I don't like the tone here.
Th is a place of business.
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You are to listen to others,you
are to give others respect,
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and you are to keep your
personal issues out of it.
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Oh,my god,you are ridiculous!
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Do not talk to me that way!
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I am your boss,and i may
someday be your father,so t out.
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You are never gonna
bealy father. You geout.
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I hope that you are willing to
die in this oice,because i am.
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Me too.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Pam,how's your day going?
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Pam,just for the record,i thk
you're overreacting a little bit.
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Your mom's old enough
to make her own decisis.
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Oh,well,thanks,oscar.
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I was just wondering,how would you feel
if michael was sleeping with your mom?
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My mother' in a whechair.
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Well,he could still...
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i'm sorry about that.
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Oh,couli just get you to
sign this second page as well?
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Ryan,have to ask you
a personal question.
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Do you think that i should get a fedora?
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Uh,i don't think so,no.
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Why? I think i'd look really hot
in one. Where'd you get your fedora?
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I'd rather not say.
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You thk i'm gonna get
the same fedora as you?
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Hey,dwight.
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- I think i would look really cute...
- it has to go with the peona that you aeady have.
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But i i think i have that persona.
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Where did you get that mallard?
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- What the hell is a mallard?
- That!
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Oh,professor damon d.
Duck. Jim gave him to me.
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Okay,i gave tha to him as a
gift. I'm taking that back.
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If you take it bk i'll scrm.
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- I'll give you five bucks for it.
- 20.
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- ten.
- Deal.
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Yore so cool.
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Ob this reminds me,you
owe three bucks for gas.
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- Hey,toby,could talk to you for a minute?
- Yeah,sure. What's up?
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Um,i just wanted to apologize for
taking that tone with you earlier.
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That was uncled for. I'm sorry.
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Uh,yeah,that means a lot
thank you for saying it.
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- Can i sit wn for a second?
- Yeah,pull up a chair and sit. Or on the shredder.
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This is gonna sound weird,
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but i think i may be the victim
of a htile work environment
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with this whole pam situation.
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Should probably deal with
that outside of the workplace.
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She brought it into the worlace,so i
feel like it has to be dealt with here.
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Yeah. Okay,well,i
mean,i could talk to her.
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- Really? Would you do that?
- Ll,yeah.
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That's why--that's why
they pay me the big bucks.
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You're a good,good guy.
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Um,okay.
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You know,i always knew if michael just took
the time to get to know m we'd bece friends.
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Hey,pam. Could i talk to you for a sec?
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Sure. What up?
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Well,i was hoping that maybe in light
of everything that's happened day
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it'd be a good idea
for you and and michael
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to head into the conferenc
for so conflict resolution.
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What's the matter,can't
fight your own battl?
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No. That's...
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i think you should just
take the rest of the day off.
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Oh,would that make you feebetter?
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I dot--i'm-- i cat
hear your convertion.
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You can tell michael that i'm not lving.
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- Buddy,i think that we can't make her leave,so...
- yeah,yeah,you're-- okay,you're a jackass.
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Hey. Hey,yoknow what?
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Ur just as stubbn as your mother.
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When you don't want to do
something, you just don't do i
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michael,you'reust her rebound!
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You were rht,jim,i should've listened
to you. Should never have told her.
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What? You knew?
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Barely. I... i don't have all the facts.
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Frank and beans...
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okay.
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Do you want me to stop dating your mom?
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Is that how we're gonna
get past thi 'cause iill.
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Mmm... yes.
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Well,that is not gonna happen!
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Then why'd you evenffer?
333
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Because i assumed that
you wt me to be happy
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because i want you be happy.
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Michael,let me make
this very easy for you.
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I could give a about your
happiss! Stop dating mother!
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00:17:57,480 --> 00:17:59,780
You know what? I'm gonna
start dating her even harder.
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- What's that supposed to mean?
- You knowhat it means.
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*****
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I don'need to be friends with pam.
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I ha plenty of female friends.
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00:18:16,240 --> 00:18:23,140
My mom,pam's mo my aunt-- although
she just blocked me on i. M.
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What's her face fr quiznos.
I see her fourimes a week.
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Dwight,u brought the mallard back.
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00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:39,980
- Well,i had . I mean,kelly
was not-- - hi,buddy.
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- I'm sorry.
- A oden duck?
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Mallard. I put it in your
office in order to surveil you.
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I was jealous that you
got the promotion ov me.
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Okay,just to be clear,you're terrible at
this, and you're not equipped for espionage.
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00:19:08,050 --> 00:19:10,430
- Oh,i'm equipped.
I can es-- - nope.
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Don't tell michael.
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I won't,but you will
wash and bufour car.
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Punishment fits the crime. I accept.
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Good night,everyone.
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00:19:22,730 --> 00:19:24,500
Good night,pam.
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Thks again for the rum.
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- Night,michael.
- Good night,erin.
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00:19:32,900 --> 00:19:35,490
Hey,pam,can i see you for a second?
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00:19:39,390 --> 00:19:42,700
So dwight heard you were
having a really rough day,
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so he geneusly offered to wash our car.
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00:19:47,100 --> 00:19:51,490
- Aww,he did that for me?
- Yes. He did.
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You know what was nice?
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Night swimming in o bay.
364
00:19:56,930 --> 00:19:59,820
Remember that older coupl whose
kids were also named jim and pam?
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Yeah oh.
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Say mo nice things.
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00:20:05,370 --> 00:20:10,650
- Well,we went on a segway tour. And we're awesome at it.
- Yes,we are.
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And frank and beans.
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- Maybe i'm overreacting.
- Yeah. Maybe.
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- But i don't think i am.
- You're not. Nope.
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