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Boom! Boom boom! Broken nose!
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Boom boom boom! Broken nose! Boom!
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{a6}TOPTOPTHIS YEAR IN MARTIAL ARTS:
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as we all know,the one thing
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that thousand-year-old martial
arts do all the time is change.
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How can i pose this to
you in a relatable way?
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You are all members of the yakuza,
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and you happen to be visiting
the lackawanna trolley museum,
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and you are attacked by triads.
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How can you hold them off
until your clan arrives?
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You cannot go wrong with a throat punch.
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Okay,so there's no defense
for that? Good to know.
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No,there is a defense for that.
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Let me demonstrate.
Someone attack me. Kevin,go!
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No way. Last time,you
pulled my pants down,
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and then you tried to
choke me with my shoelace.
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False. I did choke you with
your shoelace. Now come at me!
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Okay,with all due
respect to everyone here,
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i think the most worthy
opponent of you is you.
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That is correct,unless there
happen to be measles present.
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So let's just say that dwight has
come at you with the throat punch.
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Now,how would you,dwight,
defend against it?
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Easy. Allow me to demonstrate.
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I am attacking myself
with a throat punch.
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Here it comes. Block.
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Grasp wrist as such.
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And what if he comes at
you with the other hand?
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Because he does have two.
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Good point. Second throat punch.
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Absorb the blow.
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Groin punch.
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Hit,block,elbow to the gut!
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Up to the nose! No,you're not!
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Oh,my god,he's making
you look like such a fool.
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He really is,but not for long.
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God! Instep!
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Boh! Not again!
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You let go! You let go!
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Oh,you're right! I can't hold on!
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You two are so evenly matched,i don't know
how one of you's gonna get the upper hand.
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The important thing to remember,jim,
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we always have what is called
the element of surprise.
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Proudly Presents
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the office 609
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But i would say my favorite art form
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is a tie between sculpting
and stand-up comedy.
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I did stand-up comedy once.
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- You did?
- Yeah,i killed.
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- That sounds like it was hilarious.
- It was hilarious.
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- Michael?
- Yes?
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What is the meaning of this
email that everyone got?
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You'll have to be more specific,dwight.
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I get like eight emails a day.
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This one. "from: david
wallace,to: all dunder mifflin.
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" whoo-hoo.
Shout-out.
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"hello,everyone,i'm sure you've
seen "the item in the journal.
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"just want to stress
it's all conjecture.
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"if there's any concrete
news,you will know a. S. A. P.
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" erin,do we have the journal?
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Your feelings journal? You told
me to put it in the time capsule.
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- Did you?
- Michael,he means the wall street journal online.
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Oh,the wall.
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I found the article.
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"on a day marked by panicked
corporate board meetings,
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"one that is relatively
unsurprising "is dunder mifflin's.
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It is rumored that they
will recommend de--"
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and the article cuts off.
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It's $1. 99 to finish the article.
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I wonder what it was gonna say.
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Are you serious?
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I got it,i got it.
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Tuna beat me to it.
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"it is rumored that they will
recommend declaring bankruptcy"?
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No,no. That doesn't make any sense.
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Oh,lord,we're all gonna lose our jobs.
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Not necessarily. Bankruptcy
could mean a lot of things.
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Maybe they're just
restructuring to get out of debt.
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Oh,that sounds awful.
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Or it could mean the
end of dunder mifflin.
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Oh,god! Well,that's
an interesting theory.
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You know what? You can all
have jobs at schrute farms...
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As human scarecrows.
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It doesn't pay much
and you can't unionize.
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I'm sorry,michael. David's in a meeting.
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Ah,well,maybe you should spy on him.
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Oh,my god! Wouldn't that be hilarious?
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um,i'll just have him call you back.
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Okay,okay. Good.
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I'll catch you on the
flippity-flip. Bye!
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He's busy. Call me back when he's free.
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michael,are you okay?
Did you throw up in there?
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No,just poopin'. You know how i be.
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But it smells like throw-up in here.
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Crazy world,lotta smells.
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You guys,what if this
is our last day at work?
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What if we never see
each other ever again?
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I like erin. There,i said it.
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I was kinda hoping she would ask me out,
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but things have not panned
out on that front,so...
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It is time for the nard-dog to
take matters into his own paws.
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We have to do something,
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because people are losin' it out there,
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wondering what's gonna happen.
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Okay,we need some sort of
distraction for everybody.
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Is there anything new in youtube?
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- Michael-- - doesn't
even need to be good.
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Oh,god! I can't think.
I need more mullins.
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listen,wallace said these
were just rumors,right?
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So we have no reason to think that
the company's anything but fine.
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So if we just go on with our work,
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you and me,they'll follow along.
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- Monkey see,monkey do.
- That's it.
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Monkey pee all over you.
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That... Rhymes.
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So what have we on the docket today?
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We have a...
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A monthly staff meeting.
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All right! Let's conference room it up!
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Here's the deal,guys. There is
no new information as of yet,
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so i suggest we all just keep working.
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Sure,i'm a little nervous,but doing
our work will make us feel better.
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I only slack off when things are good.
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Customers have to use the
coupon code from the website.
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and as of now,there is no differentiation
between the letter "o" and the zero,
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but we are working on that.
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Stay tuned for that.
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He needs me. Seat-save infinity.
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- Okay,great.
- Oh,god!
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What?
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Oh,my god.
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- What?
- What is it?
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Is there news?
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There has been a murder!
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- What? - A
mur-- -what?
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There's been a murder... In savannah.
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Games have the power to distract
people from stressful situations.
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"battleship" got me
through my parents' divorce.
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"operation" got me through my
vasectomy,i. E. My operation.
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I don't think i would have been able to
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endure my break-up with holly
had it not been for "toss across.
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"belles,bourbon,and bullets,
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a murder mystery dinner party game.
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it is so much fun.
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Everybody plays a character,we
go around the room,
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we try to figure out who did it.
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Hey,i'm wondering if this
is a,um,terrible idea.
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This is my call,jim. Big
picture stuff. It's about murder.
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I thought we agreed that we
wouldn't do things like this.
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Tube city. You owe me one.
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Co-managing is a give and take.
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You have to pick your battles.
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One of the battles that i picked
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was to stop michael from
running plastic tubes
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all over the office and
placing hamsters inside of them.
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He was gonna call it tube city.
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So,yes,i do owe him one.
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august 5,1955.
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it's a sad day down here in savannah.
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Local magnate bill bourbon
was killed last night,
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and all y'all have
congregated tonight for a meal
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to celebrate bill as he
passes on to his great reward.
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But you're not just here
to pay your respects.
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You have to figure out which of y'all
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is the no-account
scoundrel who killed him.
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This is ridiculous.
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There will be food. You
leave,you do not get food.
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- What kind of food?
- Sandwich platters.
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- I'm in.
- Baby carrots.
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Okay,here are your character cards.
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Take one,pass it down.
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Here is your prop box.
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Some of your characters will have props.
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Now,on your character card,
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it tells you who you are
and what your alibi is.
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Everything else is up
to your imagination.
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So if you talk slowly in real
life,your character could,
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say,have been kicked
in the head by a horse.
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Cool. I'll try it.
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Okay. Use your imaginations.
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Who did you get?
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"naughty nellie nutmeg,
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a vivacious young socialite
with a penchant for scandal.
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- ooh! Saucy.
- How about you?
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"nathaniel nutmeg,the
local bartender and...
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Nellie's brother.
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michael,i don't like
this game. It's scary.
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It's not scary.
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I don't like my character.
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Who are you?
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"voodoo mama juju,the witch
doctor of the savannah swamps.
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" i'm not comfortable with this.
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Well,how do you think i feel?
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I mean,i have to play caleb
crawdad,handsome playboy.
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Every night,a different woman,
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being oogled,having to
hug and kiss and spoon.
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Oh! I make them feel beautiful.
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Well,well,well!
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What is this contraption,i do declare?
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It's my blackberry,michael. I'm
trying to get updates on the company.
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Who's michael? I'm caleb
crawdad,i do declare.
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You don't have to keep
saying,"i do declare.
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" anytime you say something
it means you're declaring.
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That is the way southern people talk.
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And what designing woman
are you basing that on?
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Delta burke,i do declare.
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Now,shall we get to the mystery?
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I'll go.
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"my name is deborah
utante,deb for short.
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that's clever. Debutante.
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"bill bourbon was my uncle.
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"i would have never hurt him any
more than i'd hurt a june bug.
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nice accent. You sound
like forrest gump.
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- I do not.
- Well,you do,actually.
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You got this kind of like
florida panhandle thing goin',
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whereas what you really want
is more of a savannah accent,
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which is more like molasses,just
sort of spillin' out of your mouth.
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Oh,now do the swedish chef.
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Uh,i'm not familiar.
What province is he from?
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He lives on sesame street,dumbass.
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You know,i think i'm supposed to say
something to pam-- i mean,deb. Okay.
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Um... "i overheard you askin' the
butler where the pistol was kept.
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wait a minute! Wait a minute!
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I'm the butler. You were listening
in on that? Oh,you rich people.
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You think you can do whatever
you want to the servant class!
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No,no,no. Don't turn this
into a political thing.
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I will poison your food.
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I reckon i got somethin' to say
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to miss beatrix bourbon
if'n she don't mind.
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Ooh,doggy! We got a party now!
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I do believe that the game is a big hit.
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People are really divin'
into their characters.
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Y'all...
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i made a mistake.
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Sorry i'm late,boss. What's goin' on?
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Sir,there has been a
murder,and you are a suspect.
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Okay. Hang on just a second.
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Let me settle in,and i'll be right back.
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Very good! Very good!
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Now,no one was there in the wine cellar.
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- hey,there,young lady.
- Hello.
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I would be remiss if i did
not ask the pretty young lady
245
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out on a date for this weekend.
246
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Sounds like a plan,sugar.
247
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All right!
248
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A plan it is.
249
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voodoo mama juju,explain your
dalliance with the dark arts.
250
00:12:02,510 --> 00:12:05,600
It's not my fault. I was
exposed to harry potter.
251
00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:07,180
I know you did it!
252
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I know she didn't do it.
253
00:12:08,560 --> 00:12:10,750
It's never the person you most suspect.
254
00:12:10,750 --> 00:12:14,160
It's also never the
person you least suspect,
255
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since anyone with half a brain
would suspect them the most.
256
00:12:17,530 --> 00:12:22,040
Therefore,i know the
killer to be phyllis,
257
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a.K.A.Beatrix bourbon,
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the person i most medium suspect.
259
00:12:29,170 --> 00:12:32,850
Do you want to go out on a date with me?
260
00:12:32,850 --> 00:12:36,630
We can make out by the horses.
261
00:12:36,630 --> 00:12:40,830
Well,you know old nellie is
always up for a romp in the hay.
262
00:12:40,830 --> 00:12:43,010
How 'bout a threesome?
263
00:12:43,590 --> 00:12:46,380
Yeah. My boudoir's always open.
264
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Nice.
265
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I'm a little worried i might have
asked out naughty nellie and not erin.
266
00:12:51,740 --> 00:12:53,040
Which would be a whole
lot less appealing,
267
00:12:53,040 --> 00:12:55,390
because naughty nellie
says yes to everyone,
268
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and she might be a murderer.
269
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Follow before...
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i just got an email from corporate,
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specifically for accounting to
stop all payments to our vendors.
272
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What does that mean?
273
00:13:07,150 --> 00:13:09,140
Well,maybe nothing,but
it could be a prob--
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What's this strange yankee accent
comin' out of your mouth,son?
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This here is savannah.
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Phyllis,uh...
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Uh... This...
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Uh,plan--planta--
this plantation,
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we're runnin' low on,uh,greenbacks,
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and we're havin'
problems payin' the people
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who give us the seeds and the dirt.
282
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We can't pay 'em.
283
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Michael,i
can't-- basically,
284
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it could mean a lot of things,
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but it is unprecedented,
286
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so it's cause for concern.
287
00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:42,560
Okay,i'm going back to work.
288
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No. No,no. No. No.
289
00:13:43,760 --> 00:13:47,030
No,no,i'm gonna skip forward to
a really big clue. Here we go.
290
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Narrator on cd: well,by now,you figured
291
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out that old beatrix
bourbon was the killer.
292
00:13:50,890 --> 00:13:52,270
What?
293
00:13:52,680 --> 00:13:54,640
Michael,i was doing so well.
294
00:13:54,640 --> 00:13:56,520
Are you goin' to believe that?
295
00:13:56,520 --> 00:14:00,540
That is a mis--
that's a misdirection.
296
00:14:01,170 --> 00:14:03,790
We still don't know who the murderer is.
297
00:14:05,500 --> 00:14:08,010
Nellie nutmeg,come back in heyah!
298
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I can't do this mahself.
299
00:14:10,160 --> 00:14:12,360
Voodoo mama juju!
300
00:14:12,980 --> 00:14:14,950
What am i gonna do?
301
00:14:17,950 --> 00:14:20,490
Okay,so corporate is
still in their meeting.
302
00:14:20,490 --> 00:14:23,280
That could be a good sign.
303
00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:26,070
Hey,everyone,kevin's gonna give
us his take on the situation.
304
00:14:26,070 --> 00:14:27,460
Let's listen up.
305
00:14:27,460 --> 00:14:29,180
All right,guys,it's a workday,
306
00:14:29,180 --> 00:14:31,460
and you guys work here,so
let's go do some work.
307
00:14:31,460 --> 00:14:34,060
Now,jim telling us all to work,
308
00:14:34,060 --> 00:14:36,460
i think that is a very good sign.
309
00:14:36,460 --> 00:14:38,630
Don't just say things.
310
00:14:39,990 --> 00:14:41,160
oh,good,michael.
311
00:14:41,160 --> 00:14:42,600
Listen,i wrote up
those sales targets-- -
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i do believe you have me mistaken.
313
00:14:45,640 --> 00:14:47,760
My name is caleb crawdad.
314
00:14:48,210 --> 00:14:50,190
Y'all skedaddled way too soon.
315
00:14:50,190 --> 00:14:52,000
We need to re-open this case.
316
00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:54,190
No,you're not re-opening
the case. The case is closed.
317
00:14:54,190 --> 00:14:55,590
No,it ain't.
318
00:14:55,890 --> 00:14:57,910
Frankly,i'm not surprised.
319
00:14:57,910 --> 00:15:02,190
A lot of the evidence
seemed to be based on puns.
320
00:15:05,940 --> 00:15:07,550
i was just thinking
about weekend at bernie's.
321
00:15:07,550 --> 00:15:10,110
So funny. The guy's dead the whole time.
322
00:15:10,110 --> 00:15:11,480
I haven't seen it.
323
00:15:11,480 --> 00:15:15,760
Speaking of weekends,you excited
about our date this weekend?
324
00:15:15,760 --> 00:15:18,020
Of course,nathaniel.
325
00:15:18,430 --> 00:15:19,500
Okay.
326
00:15:19,500 --> 00:15:21,550
Where are you takin' me?
327
00:15:21,550 --> 00:15:23,380
Well...
328
00:15:23,870 --> 00:15:25,950
The finest steakhouse in all savannah.
329
00:15:25,950 --> 00:15:27,260
Savannah?
330
00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:30,650
That's a far way from scranton.
331
00:15:31,100 --> 00:15:32,890
Did you mean a real date?
332
00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:34,590
No.
333
00:15:35,680 --> 00:15:38,960
- Did you?
- Totally not.
334
00:15:49,140 --> 00:15:50,990
I thought it was for real...
335
00:15:52,410 --> 00:15:56,160
So i was excited,but it was
just-- it was part of the game.
336
00:15:57,500 --> 00:15:58,880
You're sure it was water?
337
00:15:58,880 --> 00:15:59,990
It couldn't have been acid?
338
00:15:59,990 --> 00:16:02,820
I already declared you
it was too dark to tell!
339
00:16:02,820 --> 00:16:04,240
Stop playing games with me,crawdad!
340
00:16:04,240 --> 00:16:06,400
This is not a game! This is my life!
341
00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:08,720
- You are out of order,sir!
- Answer me!
342
00:16:08,720 --> 00:16:10,470
- You are out of order!
- You are out of order!
343
00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:13,710
- You are out-- - i think
michael may have snapped.
344
00:16:13,710 --> 00:16:15,430
Or maybe he's just stuck in character.
345
00:16:15,430 --> 00:16:18,060
Well,which is worse? Snapped or stuck?
346
00:16:18,380 --> 00:16:21,290
Both. They're both worse.
347
00:16:23,090 --> 00:16:25,580
It's gonna be all right.
We're a good company.
348
00:16:25,580 --> 00:16:27,560
We'll figure this out.
349
00:16:27,910 --> 00:16:29,330
We're not going under.
350
00:16:29,330 --> 00:16:32,210
Jim,what if we both lose our jobs?
351
00:16:32,850 --> 00:16:34,160
I'm trying to think of a way that this
352
00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:37,600
all ends up fine,and
i can't think of one.
353
00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:42,720
Deb,what in the world?
Do you have the vapors?
354
00:16:42,720 --> 00:16:43,860
Michael! Not now.
355
00:16:43,860 --> 00:16:47,050
Can't wait. We have to get you
to our witch doctor right now.
356
00:16:47,050 --> 00:16:49,140
Come on. come on!
357
00:16:49,140 --> 00:16:50,540
I should just go.
358
00:16:51,080 --> 00:16:52,680
Where to now,caleb?
359
00:16:52,680 --> 00:16:56,310
To mama juju boo-boo.
360
00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:58,810
Michael,can
i--
361
00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:02,830
okay,i'm just gonna skip right
past the what and go with why?
362
00:17:02,830 --> 00:17:06,660
Because this is the
re-creation of a crime scene.
363
00:17:06,660 --> 00:17:08,720
I'm the dead body,and
these are my brain chunks.
364
00:17:08,720 --> 00:17:09,870
Hey,shut up. You're dead.
365
00:17:09,870 --> 00:17:11,350
Michael,can i talk
to you in your office?
366
00:17:11,350 --> 00:17:13,520
- No michael here.
- Caleb!
367
00:17:20,190 --> 00:17:22,600
- Today,of all days--
- no! You shut up!
368
00:17:22,600 --> 00:17:24,830
They need this game,jim.
369
00:17:24,830 --> 00:17:28,150
Let us have this stupid
little game,all right?
370
00:17:31,520 --> 00:17:33,510
You startled me!
371
00:17:33,510 --> 00:17:37,530
My stars,my heart nearly
leapt out of my chest.
372
00:17:37,530 --> 00:17:38,870
What can i do you for?
373
00:17:38,870 --> 00:17:41,550
Wallace is on the phone.
He's returning your call.
374
00:17:41,550 --> 00:17:43,710
- Detective wallace?
- I don't think so.
375
00:17:43,710 --> 00:17:46,520
I think it's david wallace
from dunder mifflin.
376
00:17:46,520 --> 00:17:49,230
Aw,shucks. Tell him i'm not heyah.
377
00:17:49,230 --> 00:17:50,370
You're not gonna answer the phone?
378
00:17:50,370 --> 00:17:53,040
No,i only answer to detective wallace,
379
00:17:53,040 --> 00:17:55,890
'cause i got a warm
body in the other room.
380
00:17:56,770 --> 00:17:58,010
I'll take it.
381
00:17:58,010 --> 00:18:00,120
- Hey,david.
- Hey.
382
00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:02,420
Sorry to be gettin'
back to you guys so late.
383
00:18:02,420 --> 00:18:03,740
Things are still a bit unclear.
384
00:18:03,740 --> 00:18:05,900
We didn't officially
decide anything yet.
385
00:18:05,900 --> 00:18:07,690
Oh,okay.
386
00:18:07,690 --> 00:18:09,980
But if i can be candid
with you here,jim...
387
00:18:09,980 --> 00:18:12,290
It's not good. We fully
expect to be out of money
388
00:18:12,290 --> 00:18:14,730
by the end of the
year-- insolvent.
389
00:18:16,570 --> 00:18:18,240
So... Well,you know what?
390
00:18:18,240 --> 00:18:20,290
I'm sorry. I have to run.
391
00:18:20,290 --> 00:18:22,690
- But we will talk soon,okay?
- Sure. Okay.
392
00:18:22,690 --> 00:18:23,910
Oh,you know,while i have you,
393
00:18:23,910 --> 00:18:26,630
- today i was working on this pitch for a supermarket chain...
- great.
394
00:18:26,630 --> 00:18:29,170
And it would actually be a big account.
395
00:18:29,170 --> 00:18:30,530
Okay,look,you know what?
396
00:18:30,530 --> 00:18:32,280
I can't really get my
head around anything
397
00:18:32,280 --> 00:18:33,490
like that right now,but that's great.
398
00:18:33,490 --> 00:18:35,880
Keep after it,but i gotta run.
399
00:18:35,880 --> 00:18:37,960
- Okay. -
Thanks,jim. - See ya.
400
00:18:48,370 --> 00:18:49,980
What's the news?
401
00:18:49,980 --> 00:18:51,650
Nothing yet.
402
00:18:55,490 --> 00:18:57,250
Well,i guess that's not...
403
00:18:57,250 --> 00:19:00,560
well,there is some bad news.
404
00:19:01,660 --> 00:19:04,150
There has been another murder.
405
00:19:06,850 --> 00:19:09,390
A murder,you say?
406
00:19:09,390 --> 00:19:12,330
I do declare.
407
00:19:12,330 --> 00:19:14,110
Conference room,everyone.
408
00:19:15,070 --> 00:19:16,490
Do we have to play?
409
00:19:16,490 --> 00:19:18,360
- No.
- Super.
410
00:19:18,360 --> 00:19:20,750
Oh,this could be a juicy one.
411
00:19:20,750 --> 00:19:23,580
Get in there! Get in there!
412
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:26,180
I think today was a good
day to have two managers,
413
00:19:26,180 --> 00:19:28,450
because if you're a
family stuck on a lifeboat
414
00:19:28,450 --> 00:19:29,820
in the middle of the ocean,
415
00:19:29,820 --> 00:19:32,480
one parent might want
to just keep rowing.
416
00:19:32,480 --> 00:19:35,400
But if the other parent
wants to play a game,
417
00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:37,260
it's not because they're crazy.
418
00:19:37,260 --> 00:19:39,600
It's because they're
doing it for the kids.
419
00:19:39,900 --> 00:19:41,500
And i get that now.
420
00:19:41,880 --> 00:19:46,820
There has been a lot of
murder and a lot of intrigue.
421
00:19:46,820 --> 00:19:50,450
My little heart can
barely take it no more.
422
00:19:52,280 --> 00:19:56,600
Today is the hardest i have
worked in a long,long time.
423
00:19:58,660 --> 00:20:00,510
- I didn't do it!
- Okay.
424
00:20:00,510 --> 00:20:03,930
- ever'body just calm down.
- I am calm.
425
00:20:03,930 --> 00:20:07,020
Count of three,we're all
gonna put down our guns.
426
00:20:07,020 --> 00:20:08,750
I have crossbows.
427
00:20:09,300 --> 00:20:12,880
- We'll put down our weaponry on the count of three.
- Okay.
428
00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:14,480
- You ready?
- I'm ready.
429
00:20:14,480 --> 00:20:18,170
One... Two... two.
430
00:20:19,170 --> 00:20:20,730
Three. Three.
431
00:20:22,430 --> 00:20:24,720
andy revealed himself
to be a double agent,
432
00:20:24,720 --> 00:20:27,270
at which point,dwight
felt comfortable revealing
433
00:20:27,270 --> 00:20:28,910
that he also was a double agent,
434
00:20:28,910 --> 00:20:31,650
and then,michael announced
to everybody that,
435
00:20:31,650 --> 00:20:35,190
get this,he was a double agent.
436
00:20:35,190 --> 00:20:37,900
Oh,and it is 6:00.
437
00:20:46,540 --> 00:20:47,770
really?
438
00:20:48,220 --> 00:20:49,830
It wasn't me!
439
00:20:49,830 --> 00:20:52,110
I'm not goin' down for this!
440
00:20:52,110 --> 00:20:54,090
Hey,i want to go home.
441
00:20:54,090 --> 00:20:56,460
Get the keys out of
my purse,start the car.
442
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