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♪ I got a big box,
yes I do ♪
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♪ I got a big box,
how 'bout you? ♪
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- ♪ I got a big box,
yes I do ♪
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♪ I got a big box,
how 'bout you? ♪
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- I think you don't know
what you're saying.
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- It is from "sob-ray",
our new owner,
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And it is to sabre, us.
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I wonder what's inside.
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Scissor me.
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Dunder mifflin
was recently bought
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By an electronics company
named sabre.
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They stepped in
at the 11th hour,
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And they saved our asses.
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Although david wallace
said that we were the one branch
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That was actually working right,
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So we probably could have
saved our own asses.
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We didn't need them
touching our asses.
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- Oh!
- [loudly muttering]
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Wow.
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Awesome.
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For accounting,
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A brand new printer.
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And for the sales staff,
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A new fax machine.
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This cord has "creed"
written all over it.
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And whoever would like
a brand new scanner
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Can come visit it
in my office.
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Thank you.
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Here we go.
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Oh!
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[laughter]
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Wow. Cool.
What next?
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Guys, um, who's gabe?
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This note says to put
the box aside for gabe lewis,
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Who's coming tomorrow?
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- Okay, everybody,
listen up.
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I have some bad news.
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Due to circumstances
beyond my control...
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- Impulsivity
and inattention to detail.
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Hey. Hey.
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I have opened a box
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Which should not
have been opened...
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Terrible mistake.
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And distributed things
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Which should not
have been distributed.
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Undistributable.
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- Well, maybe we can
put the box back together.
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Impossible.
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He opened it like an ape.
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I think we can do it.
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Yep. Yep.
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Right? Mm.
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Did we try printer first?
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Shredder at an angle...
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- Yep.
- Fax, cable,
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Then the scanner upside down?
- Yes.
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- Have you tried
making everything smaller?
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And...
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Wow.
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Really nice job.
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This group of people,
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When they put
their minds together,
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They can do something great.
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And I think that you should all
be proud of yourselves.
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[cell phone ringing]
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Oh, michael.
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All right. Relax.
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We can do it.
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We just did it.
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So we can do this again.
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Erin, scissor me, please.
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No, don't.
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- Thank you.
Oh, got it. Okay.
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[scissors cutting]
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[cheerful music]
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♪ ♪
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Sync by fant0m
www.addic7ed.com
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- All right.
He's on his way up.
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Okay.
Are we ready?
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What do you want us to do?
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- Why do I
have to explain everything?
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- Because we're usually
not on the same page.
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- [quietly]
okay.
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[applause continues]
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Oh. Okay.
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And to you.
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Gabe seems tall.
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Hope we get along.
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Had a very good thing
going with david wallace.
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He was a good guy.
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He was somebody I could trust.
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Here he is.
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You can really see
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That he is okay
taking a picture with me.
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Even though I was there
for disciplinary reasons.
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Welcome.
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Scranton hot dog
from scranton?
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You know what, dwight?
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Let's give him a minute
to settle in,
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Shall we? Okay?
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Um, hi.
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Uh, my name is gabe lewis.
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I am coordinating director
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For merging regions.
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Hello, gabe.
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I am michael scott,
co-manager.
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This is my protege,
jim halpert.
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Co-manager, actually.
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In training.
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Trained. Loving it.
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Good at it. So...
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- We are very impressed
with this branch,
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And we are so excited
about this merger.
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- We're very excited too,
aren't we, guys?
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Right?
- So excited.
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- We have a little song
prepared for you.
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- Um, actually,
if you don't mind,
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I would love to put this
on the "saber" website.
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"saber."
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"sa-ber. Saber."
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Oh.
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- "saber."
- yes.
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- Of course.
- "sa-ber."
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- Good.
Take it away, guys.
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Okay.
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[playing tune of miley cyrus's
party in the usa]
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Both: ♪ hopped off the train
in scranton, p.A. ♪
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♪ another cloudy
gray afternoon ♪
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♪ jumped in the cab, here you
are for the first time ♪
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♪ look to the right ♪
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♪ and you'll see
the electric city sign ♪
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♪ this is gonna be
a good day ♪
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♪ for dunder mifflin
and "sob-ray" ♪
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- Sab...
[guitar stops]
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"saber."
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It's "saber".
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♪ dunder mifflin and "saber" ♪
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♪ so yeah, yay, yay ♪
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Both: ♪ dunder mifflin
is a part of "sob-ray" ♪
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♪ so yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ dunder mifflin
is a part of "saber" ♪
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- ♪ dunder mifflin
is a part of "saber" ♪
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You sure it's "saber"?
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Hey.
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- Thank you.
- Mm-hmm.
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Hey, we should be fine
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If we leave around 11:20.
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Oh, you mapquested it.
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It's four blocks away.
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- Well,
now we won't get lost.
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Or we could drive.
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And that takes...
[clicks mouse]
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One minute.
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- We found
a great local daycare.
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It's rated really high
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By all the local
parenting websites.
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But that means it's also
really hard to get into.
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Turns out a lot of parents
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Want the very best
for their children.
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That's weird.
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- We're hoping our interview
seals the deal.
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- But if not,
there's always the army.
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The infantry.
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Okay. Okay.
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- Mm.
- Yeah.
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[synthesizer music plays]
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- So you've just
been bought by sabre.
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You've probly got
a lot of questions.
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Hi.
I'm christian slater.
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What's it like
to work for sabre?
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Let's find out together.
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Working at sabre means
taking on the challenge
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Of the road
that rises to meet you.
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Sabre is respecting the past,
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But opening e window
to the future.
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Have you ever
tasted a rainbow?
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At sabre, you will.
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- You'll find it easy
to embrace the sabre spirit.
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Welcome.
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We're very excited
to go on this journey with you.
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- So you've been shown
a nonsensical video.
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You're probably wondering,
"what's going on?"
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Well, you're not alone.
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Wow.
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Really terrific.
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- Most of our business
comes from selling printers.
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So don't think of yourselves
as paper salesmen anymore,
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But as printer salesmen
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Who also sell paper.
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Perfect.
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No.
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Don't like that.
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- At sabre, we really
encourage honest communication.
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You should always feel free
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To express your thoughts,
your...
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Talk about vacation days.
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- We have a policy here
at sabre
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Where we are, uh,
allowed to take two weeks.
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But I banked six weeks.
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- I already booked
a great lakes cruise.
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- Hey, who the hell's
going through our stuff?
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Actually, that's nick.
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He's your new I.T. Guy.
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Uh, he's setting up
a site-blocker.
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Mostly blocking
the inappropriate sites.
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And then there are
the time-wasting sites
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Like twitter, youtube.
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We are blocking those as well.
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- Mm, nope.
Don't like that.
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- Okay,
did everyone get one?
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With these bottles,
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We eliminate the need
for plastic water bottles,
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Which are the scourge
of the environment.
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- We'll still get to use
the little cups, though, right?
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Little cups?
Like paper or plastic or...?
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- I don't know
what they're made of.
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They're two-ounce paper cups
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Dipped in plastic.
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He goes through 20 a day.
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Okay, well, I bet you
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Can fit 20
little cups of water
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In your aluminum bottle.
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- You know what can't
fit in a bottle
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Are the 20 little trips
I take to the cooler,
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And the 20 little scans
I do of everybody
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To make sure everything's
running smoothly.
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And the 20 little conversations
that I have with stanley.
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That's okay.
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There is a small part of me
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That is actually very excited
about this new company.
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But 70% of me is water,
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And the other part,
the real part,
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The part that has feelings
and emotions and thoughts
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And makes decisions,
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And, if I can be crass,
makes babies,
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That part thinks
that all of these changes
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Suck ba...
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Really?
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You don't have
enough water in there?
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Your stomach?
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Oop.
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What?
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Looks like we kicked it.
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- I miss
the old dunder mifflin.
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Too much change
is not a good thing.
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Ask the climate.
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I don't want
to appear ungrateful
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For everything
sabre's doing for us.
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- Oh, I don't get that sense
at all from you, so...
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- Well,
you should have a little.
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But it's great
that you don't,
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Because I am trying
to embrace all of these changes,
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But I'm... I'll be honest,
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I'm having trouble
wrapping my head
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Around a couple of 'em.
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Which ones?
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- Ah.
All of 'em.
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- Well, I wish
that I could do something,
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But it's kind of policy,
you know?
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Above my pay grade.
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You know?
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So maybe we should call...
We should call someone.
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I could help.
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I'm good with bosses.
265
00:09:26,448 --> 00:09:28,016
Call one
of the higher-ups?
266
00:09:28,083 --> 00:09:29,017
You know what?
267
00:09:29,084 --> 00:09:31,552
Let me see what I can do.
268
00:09:36,592 --> 00:09:38,960
- Okay, this is officially
the cutest thing I've ever seen.
269
00:09:39,028 --> 00:09:40,728
Cubbies.
270
00:09:40,796 --> 00:09:42,964
I totally forgot
about cubbies.
271
00:09:43,032 --> 00:09:44,499
- There's
a finger-painting station
272
00:09:44,566 --> 00:09:46,000
And a curly slide.
273
00:09:46,068 --> 00:09:48,336
Am I too old to go here?
274
00:09:53,876 --> 00:09:57,612
Oh.
275
00:09:57,680 --> 00:10:00,081
Adorable, right?
276
00:10:04,720 --> 00:10:06,187
I walked in on someone
in the bathroom.
277
00:10:06,255 --> 00:10:07,422
What?
278
00:10:07,489 --> 00:10:09,190
- I just walked in
on someone in the bathroom.
279
00:10:09,258 --> 00:10:10,858
- Who? The...
- I don't know. I don't know.
280
00:10:10,926 --> 00:10:11,960
The guy we're meeting with?
281
00:10:12,027 --> 00:10:13,328
- I don't know.
I don't know.
282
00:10:13,395 --> 00:10:14,395
I am telling you,
283
00:10:14,463 --> 00:10:16,164
There are no
strawberries in here.
284
00:10:16,231 --> 00:10:17,799
Well, I saw them in there.
285
00:10:17,866 --> 00:10:18,866
Well, maybe they ran away,
286
00:10:18,934 --> 00:10:20,768
'cause the pizza was like,
287
00:10:20,836 --> 00:10:22,337
[with italian accent]
"hey, get out of here,
288
00:10:22,404 --> 00:10:25,173
You stupid strawberries."
289
00:10:25,240 --> 00:10:27,208
- I think when andy
finally asks me out
290
00:10:27,276 --> 00:10:29,944
He's gonna try to top
what he did with the drum line.
291
00:10:30,012 --> 00:10:32,113
I can't wait to see
what he comes up with.
292
00:10:32,181 --> 00:10:34,248
- The ball's totally
in erin's court.
293
00:10:34,316 --> 00:10:37,352
After the whole
drum line thing.
294
00:10:37,419 --> 00:10:38,353
First let me say
295
00:10:38,420 --> 00:10:39,354
I told them everything
296
00:10:39,421 --> 00:10:40,521
That you wanted me to say,
297
00:10:40,589 --> 00:10:42,357
In just the way
you wanted me to say it, so...
298
00:10:42,424 --> 00:10:43,725
Gabe, honey, I love this.
299
00:10:43,792 --> 00:10:44,926
I love the sound
of your voice.
300
00:10:44,994 --> 00:10:46,995
But I really need
some new information now.
301
00:10:47,062 --> 00:10:50,631
- Okay, um, I told
the story of your uncle,
302
00:10:50,699 --> 00:10:53,301
And I have a feeling that
you would have really, uh,
303
00:10:53,369 --> 00:10:55,069
Really been proud
of the way...
304
00:10:55,137 --> 00:10:56,371
Okay, um...
305
00:10:56,438 --> 00:10:57,372
Wait a minute.
306
00:10:57,439 --> 00:10:58,606
Who is it? Who's there?
307
00:10:58,674 --> 00:11:00,341
Is there somebody
in the room with you?
308
00:11:00,409 --> 00:11:01,976
I want to see who it is.
309
00:11:02,044 --> 00:11:03,244
Turn me around.
310
00:11:03,312 --> 00:11:05,179
- I don't...
It's just...
311
00:11:05,247 --> 00:11:08,116
Turn me around. Now.
312
00:11:08,183 --> 00:11:09,617
[whistles]
313
00:11:09,685 --> 00:11:12,020
Hey, buddy.
Is it something I said?
314
00:11:12,087 --> 00:11:13,821
Hello. No.
315
00:11:13,889 --> 00:11:16,124
My name's michael scott.
Hello.
316
00:11:16,191 --> 00:11:17,525
Oh, hello, mr. Scott.
317
00:11:17,593 --> 00:11:18,626
Pleased to meet you.
318
00:11:18,694 --> 00:11:19,994
Nice to meet you.
319
00:11:20,062 --> 00:11:23,164
We are very excited
about the merger with sabre.
320
00:11:23,232 --> 00:11:24,298
I think you have
a great accent.
321
00:11:24,366 --> 00:11:25,466
Aw, thank you.
322
00:11:25,534 --> 00:11:26,467
I've been working on it
323
00:11:26,535 --> 00:11:28,503
Since I was a little girl.
324
00:11:28,570 --> 00:11:30,571
To, um, to what
do I owe the pleasure
325
00:11:30,639 --> 00:11:31,739
Of this video chat?
326
00:11:31,807 --> 00:11:34,509
- Well,
I'm a little concerned
327
00:11:34,576 --> 00:11:35,676
About all of these changes,
328
00:11:35,744 --> 00:11:37,245
To be quite frank.
329
00:11:37,312 --> 00:11:39,113
I think we have done things
330
00:11:39,181 --> 00:11:40,381
A certain way here
331
00:11:40,449 --> 00:11:42,717
At dunder mifflin
for quite some time, and...
332
00:11:42,785 --> 00:11:44,352
- Pardon.
Pardon me, mr. Scott,
333
00:11:44,420 --> 00:11:46,554
But the last time
I saw a company
334
00:11:46,622 --> 00:11:48,423
As mismanaged
as dunder mifflin
335
00:11:48,490 --> 00:11:50,625
Was my grandson's
snowball company,
336
00:11:50,692 --> 00:11:52,260
So you'll excuse me
337
00:11:52,327 --> 00:11:53,961
If I prefer
that you all adapt
338
00:11:54,029 --> 00:11:55,363
To the way we do things.
339
00:11:55,431 --> 00:11:57,065
Okay.
340
00:11:57,132 --> 00:11:58,866
I feel very strongly
341
00:11:58,934 --> 00:12:00,768
That you can't
just come in here
342
00:12:00,836 --> 00:12:02,370
And change everything
343
00:12:02,438 --> 00:12:04,472
That people
have been doing forever.
344
00:12:06,842 --> 00:12:09,143
Is christian slater
back there?
345
00:12:09,211 --> 00:12:11,746
Because...He knows.
346
00:12:11,814 --> 00:12:14,949
He'd know what to do.
347
00:12:15,017 --> 00:12:16,884
So listen.
348
00:12:16,952 --> 00:12:18,486
Why don't you tell gabe
349
00:12:18,554 --> 00:12:20,354
If by the end of the day
350
00:12:20,422 --> 00:12:22,123
You can't
handle the changes.
351
00:12:22,191 --> 00:12:23,791
I have already told him,
352
00:12:23,859 --> 00:12:25,726
But I will tell him again
if you think that'll help.
353
00:12:25,794 --> 00:12:28,029
- I would take
until the end of the day
354
00:12:28,097 --> 00:12:30,698
If I were you.
355
00:12:40,909 --> 00:12:43,344
[glass breaks]
356
00:12:46,748 --> 00:12:49,717
[sighs]
357
00:12:55,428 --> 00:12:56,362
Pam and Jim?
358
00:12:56,429 --> 00:12:57,596
Hey.
I'm jerry.
359
00:12:57,664 --> 00:12:58,597
Hi, Jerry.
360
00:12:58,665 --> 00:12:59,598
- Jerry.
- Good to see you.
361
00:12:59,666 --> 00:13:00,599
Come on in.
362
00:13:00,667 --> 00:13:04,170
My office
is right back here.
363
00:13:04,237 --> 00:13:05,204
This is the play room.
364
00:13:05,272 --> 00:13:06,906
This is great.
365
00:13:06,973 --> 00:13:07,907
Got to confess,
366
00:13:07,974 --> 00:13:09,041
We came a little early,
367
00:13:09,109 --> 00:13:10,809
So we got
a quick look around, but...
368
00:13:10,877 --> 00:13:11,877
- Oh,
so you saw it already?
369
00:13:11,945 --> 00:13:12,878
No, no, no, no.
370
00:13:12,946 --> 00:13:13,979
Yes.
We saw this, yes.
371
00:13:14,047 --> 00:13:15,481
No, it wasn't
like a look around.
372
00:13:15,549 --> 00:13:16,949
We really just had a peek.
Quick peek.
373
00:13:17,017 --> 00:13:18,551
Didn't focus on anything
in particular.
374
00:13:18,618 --> 00:13:19,852
It's lovely.
375
00:13:19,920 --> 00:13:21,353
[cell phone rings]
- oh.
376
00:13:21,421 --> 00:13:22,388
Got to take this.
Sorry.
377
00:13:22,455 --> 00:13:23,822
- Do it.
- Okay. Hi, this is jerry.
378
00:13:23,890 --> 00:13:25,291
- Okay, you've got
to pull it together.
379
00:13:25,358 --> 00:13:26,959
- We should just go.
He's really uncomfortable.
380
00:13:27,027 --> 00:13:28,928
- He's uncomfortable
because you're acting weird.
381
00:13:28,995 --> 00:13:30,229
So you have
to stop acting weird.
382
00:13:30,297 --> 00:13:31,497
What if we just bring it up?
383
00:13:31,565 --> 00:13:32,898
We just put it
out in the open?
384
00:13:32,966 --> 00:13:35,067
- That's the weirdest possible
solution to the problem.
385
00:13:35,135 --> 00:13:36,468
- Sorry about that.
Right this way.
386
00:13:36,536 --> 00:13:38,837
All right.
387
00:13:41,608 --> 00:13:43,709
I have come here today
388
00:13:43,777 --> 00:13:45,844
To talk to mr. David wallace
389
00:13:45,912 --> 00:13:48,847
About this whole thing
going on with sabre.
390
00:13:48,915 --> 00:13:50,783
[rings doorbell]
he will know exactly what to do.
391
00:13:50,850 --> 00:13:53,419
He is not a big fan
of me dropping by unannounced.
392
00:13:53,486 --> 00:13:56,121
But then again who is?
393
00:13:56,189 --> 00:13:57,122
[loud drumming]
394
00:13:57,190 --> 00:13:58,357
- Hey. Hi. Sorry.
- Michael.
395
00:13:58,425 --> 00:14:00,893
- I hope you're not
busy doing something.
396
00:14:00,961 --> 00:14:02,728
- No, you kidding?
Come on in. Come on.
397
00:14:02,796 --> 00:14:03,829
- You sure?
- You look great.
398
00:14:03,897 --> 00:14:04,964
You look great too.
399
00:14:05,031 --> 00:14:06,398
- You hungry?
I'm just having lunch.
400
00:14:06,466 --> 00:14:07,633
- Oh, yeah,
that sounds good.
401
00:14:07,701 --> 00:14:09,401
- Fantastic, teddy.
Look who just stopped in.
402
00:14:09,469 --> 00:14:11,570
Huh? Hey.
403
00:14:11,638 --> 00:14:13,606
Hey. Wow.
404
00:14:13,673 --> 00:14:14,607
Keep it up, son.
405
00:14:14,674 --> 00:14:16,942
Really loud.
406
00:14:18,511 --> 00:14:19,478
Wow.
407
00:14:19,546 --> 00:14:21,313
Oh, yummy.
408
00:14:21,381 --> 00:14:23,849
You have got the life,
my friend.
409
00:14:23,917 --> 00:14:25,017
Yeah.
410
00:14:25,085 --> 00:14:26,652
- Can I just stay here
and never go back?
411
00:14:26,720 --> 00:14:27,953
- Things not going
so well there?
412
00:14:28,021 --> 00:14:29,288
Oh, man.
413
00:14:29,356 --> 00:14:30,489
How much time do you have?
414
00:14:30,557 --> 00:14:32,558
I have a doctor's appointment
415
00:14:32,626 --> 00:14:34,460
Next Thursday.
416
00:14:34,527 --> 00:14:37,396
Yeah.
417
00:14:37,464 --> 00:14:38,397
Hey, honey.
418
00:14:38,465 --> 00:14:39,498
How's your day going?
419
00:14:39,566 --> 00:14:41,000
Did you do anything cool?
420
00:14:41,067 --> 00:14:43,502
Uh, no, sweetie.
421
00:14:43,570 --> 00:14:44,670
I just sort of hung out.
422
00:14:44,738 --> 00:14:46,672
- Oh, 'cause I saw
you had shoes on,
423
00:14:46,740 --> 00:14:48,407
So I didn't know
if you did anything.
424
00:14:48,475 --> 00:14:50,476
- No.
Just hanging out, honey.
425
00:14:50,543 --> 00:14:51,510
You remember michael.
426
00:14:51,578 --> 00:14:52,645
Oh.
427
00:14:52,712 --> 00:14:54,346
- Hi. Sorry, I was just
in the neighborhood,
428
00:14:54,414 --> 00:14:56,515
And thought I'd come by,
see...
429
00:14:56,583 --> 00:14:57,516
No problem at all.
430
00:14:57,584 --> 00:14:59,018
This is great.
431
00:14:59,085 --> 00:15:01,220
So what are you guys up to?
432
00:15:01,288 --> 00:15:02,221
Um...
433
00:15:02,289 --> 00:15:03,222
I don't know.
434
00:15:03,290 --> 00:15:05,291
Uh, but maybe, uh...
435
00:15:05,358 --> 00:15:06,425
Actually, you know,
436
00:15:06,493 --> 00:15:09,695
I think
maybe we'll go outside.
437
00:15:09,763 --> 00:15:11,530
Maybe we'll go outside.
438
00:15:11,598 --> 00:15:12,531
[drumming intensifies]
439
00:15:12,599 --> 00:15:14,900
Outside.
440
00:15:18,104 --> 00:15:19,738
- There was one thing
we were curious about,
441
00:15:19,806 --> 00:15:22,875
Uh, your flexibility on things
like easter or memorial day,
442
00:15:22,942 --> 00:15:24,009
Because we might want
443
00:15:24,077 --> 00:15:25,544
To change our days
around a little bit.
444
00:15:25,612 --> 00:15:27,646
- That seems a bit premature,
don't you think?
445
00:15:27,714 --> 00:15:29,415
I don't even know if I have
a space for you yet,
446
00:15:29,482 --> 00:15:31,450
And you're already lining up
your holiday plans.
447
00:15:31,518 --> 00:15:32,551
Oh, no, sorry.
448
00:15:32,619 --> 00:15:35,788
Just, um,
we're kind of planners.
449
00:15:35,855 --> 00:15:37,089
But we're also flexible too,
450
00:15:37,157 --> 00:15:38,357
So you know what?
451
00:15:38,425 --> 00:15:40,125
Maybe we can just discuss it
when the time comes.
452
00:15:40,193 --> 00:15:44,530
- Yeah. If the time comes,
we can discuss it.
453
00:15:44,597 --> 00:15:46,999
- Is this because jim walked in
on you going to the bathroom?
454
00:15:47,067 --> 00:15:51,303
What?
455
00:15:51,371 --> 00:15:54,640
- Seriously?
You told her?
456
00:15:54,708 --> 00:15:55,641
Did it?
457
00:15:55,709 --> 00:15:56,642
I... it might have come up
458
00:15:56,710 --> 00:15:57,976
While we were waiting for you.
459
00:15:58,044 --> 00:16:00,546
And you... you thought that
might have something to do
460
00:16:00,613 --> 00:16:02,348
- With how the meeting is going?
- No, I didn't...
461
00:16:02,415 --> 00:16:04,750
- Maybe, because it doesn't
seem to be going super well.
462
00:16:04,818 --> 00:16:06,585
- Well, you didn't
consider the fact
463
00:16:06,653 --> 00:16:08,020
That it might
not be going super well
464
00:16:08,088 --> 00:16:10,489
Just because it might not
be going super well?
465
00:16:10,557 --> 00:16:12,424
Nope.
466
00:16:12,492 --> 00:16:13,859
'cause we're
really nice people,
467
00:16:13,927 --> 00:16:15,961
But you don't seem to like us.
468
00:16:16,029 --> 00:16:18,764
- I'm being
perfectly pleasant.
469
00:16:18,832 --> 00:16:20,766
Did you ever consider
that you might not be
470
00:16:20,834 --> 00:16:22,067
As charming
as you think you are?
471
00:16:22,135 --> 00:16:23,469
- Oh,
this coming from the guy
472
00:16:23,536 --> 00:16:26,472
Who still uses
a children's toilet?
473
00:16:29,309 --> 00:16:31,443
Why didn't you
just lock the door, man?
474
00:16:31,511 --> 00:16:34,279
- It doesn't lock
for the children's safety.
475
00:16:34,347 --> 00:16:36,515
- Anybody could have
walked in.
476
00:16:38,251 --> 00:16:40,285
It was story time.
477
00:16:42,889 --> 00:16:44,757
Sabre is changing everything.
478
00:16:44,824 --> 00:16:46,692
Site blockers.
479
00:16:46,760 --> 00:16:48,227
They don't let us use cups.
480
00:16:48,294 --> 00:16:50,162
So I started thinking,
who could handle this?
481
00:16:50,230 --> 00:16:51,630
Who would know what to do?
482
00:16:51,698 --> 00:16:54,967
David wallace
would know what to do.
483
00:16:55,034 --> 00:16:56,735
What should I do,
david wallace?
484
00:16:56,803 --> 00:16:58,937
- I don't know.
I mean, what can you do?
485
00:16:59,005 --> 00:17:00,706
Mm. Exactly.
486
00:17:00,774 --> 00:17:02,007
What are you thinking?
487
00:17:02,075 --> 00:17:03,742
I... that's a tough one.
488
00:17:03,810 --> 00:17:05,043
It is a tough one.
489
00:17:05,111 --> 00:17:07,012
- I don't have
any ideas for you there.
490
00:17:07,080 --> 00:17:08,013
Yeah.
491
00:17:08,081 --> 00:17:09,648
But one would be good.
492
00:17:09,716 --> 00:17:11,884
- Hey, oh, okay.
Wait.
493
00:17:11,951 --> 00:17:13,185
Okay.
494
00:17:13,253 --> 00:17:14,987
- I want to tell you
about a business idea I have.
495
00:17:15,054 --> 00:17:16,422
- Okay.
- 'kay?
496
00:17:16,489 --> 00:17:18,490
You know how kids
leave their toys everywhere?
497
00:17:18,558 --> 00:17:19,491
Okay?
498
00:17:19,559 --> 00:17:21,493
So this is a vacuum.
499
00:17:21,561 --> 00:17:22,995
It's like a shop-vac
type of thing.
500
00:17:23,062 --> 00:17:24,129
[imitates vacuum]
501
00:17:24,197 --> 00:17:26,665
Teaches kids how to pick up
their own toys.
502
00:17:26,733 --> 00:17:27,833
Right?
503
00:17:27,901 --> 00:17:28,967
Baseball gloves.
504
00:17:29,035 --> 00:17:30,335
Uh, hacky sacks.
505
00:17:30,403 --> 00:17:32,004
Drumsticks.
506
00:17:32,071 --> 00:17:33,005
[imitates vacuum]
507
00:17:33,072 --> 00:17:34,072
Picks it up.
508
00:17:34,140 --> 00:17:35,207
- So the kid's
making the noise
509
00:17:35,275 --> 00:17:36,208
To pick it up?
510
00:17:36,276 --> 00:17:37,676
No. No, no, no.
511
00:17:37,744 --> 00:17:39,378
That's the...
that's the vacuum noise.
512
00:17:39,446 --> 00:17:40,679
Oh, okay.
513
00:17:40,747 --> 00:17:41,880
You... you don't like it.
514
00:17:41,948 --> 00:17:43,081
No, I think it's...
515
00:17:43,149 --> 00:17:44,183
No, no, it's okay.
516
00:17:44,250 --> 00:17:45,684
Another guy
from dunder mifflin,
517
00:17:45,752 --> 00:17:46,785
Arnie from research,
518
00:17:46,853 --> 00:17:48,086
He's gonna
draw up the prototype.
519
00:17:48,154 --> 00:17:49,087
Mm-hmm.
520
00:17:49,155 --> 00:17:50,956
And, uh...
521
00:17:51,024 --> 00:17:52,791
It's like a shop-vac.
[imitates vacuum]
522
00:17:52,859 --> 00:17:53,792
Did I say that?
523
00:17:53,860 --> 00:17:56,228
Yep.
524
00:17:56,296 --> 00:17:58,931
It'll be okay.
525
00:18:01,734 --> 00:18:03,268
- Hey,
any fun weekend plans?
526
00:18:03,336 --> 00:18:05,404
No. You?
527
00:18:05,472 --> 00:18:07,806
Uh, no, actually.
528
00:18:10,710 --> 00:18:11,777
So nothing?
529
00:18:11,845 --> 00:18:13,545
No movies or parties,
530
00:18:13,613 --> 00:18:17,216
Or anything you might want
to invite someone to?
531
00:18:17,283 --> 00:18:19,651
- Nothing.
It's wide open.
532
00:18:19,719 --> 00:18:22,120
Okay.
533
00:18:22,188 --> 00:18:25,290
That's as hard
as I can hint.
534
00:18:25,358 --> 00:18:26,692
- Hey, you know,
if you want,
535
00:18:26,759 --> 00:18:28,594
I'm sure I could get
arnie on board
536
00:18:28,661 --> 00:18:31,697
If you wanted
to join us for suck it.
537
00:18:31,764 --> 00:18:33,298
Work together again.
538
00:18:33,366 --> 00:18:34,900
The what?
539
00:18:34,968 --> 00:18:36,301
- Suck it.
That's what it's called.
540
00:18:36,369 --> 00:18:37,302
Oh, okay.
541
00:18:37,370 --> 00:18:39,404
- Huh? Catchy.
Kids'll love it.
542
00:18:39,472 --> 00:18:41,139
Like it.
543
00:18:41,207 --> 00:18:42,841
There are very few things
that would make me
544
00:18:42,909 --> 00:18:44,343
Not want to team up
with david wallace.
545
00:18:44,410 --> 00:18:48,380
D suck it is one of 'em.
546
00:18:48,448 --> 00:18:49,381
See you later.
547
00:18:49,449 --> 00:18:50,382
Oh, michael.
548
00:18:50,450 --> 00:18:51,383
Bye now.
549
00:18:51,451 --> 00:18:52,384
Thank you for coming.
550
00:18:52,452 --> 00:18:53,652
Thanks for having me.
551
00:18:53,720 --> 00:18:55,787
Well, that's not
the david wallace
552
00:18:55,855 --> 00:18:57,489
That I remember.
553
00:18:57,557 --> 00:19:02,728
That is some sort
of weird creature
554
00:19:02,795 --> 00:19:06,098
That lives
in david wallace's house.
555
00:19:06,165 --> 00:19:08,901
Oh, my god.
556
00:19:08,968 --> 00:19:10,102
All right.
557
00:19:10,169 --> 00:19:12,504
Just get me out of here.
558
00:19:15,708 --> 00:19:17,910
Hello.
559
00:19:17,977 --> 00:19:19,811
Is anybody home?
560
00:19:19,879 --> 00:19:21,747
Oh, thank you, erin.
561
00:19:21,814 --> 00:19:27,819
Now, if everyone would
please ready their canteens,
562
00:19:27,887 --> 00:19:29,187
So I can fill them
563
00:19:29,255 --> 00:19:32,124
With the sweet, sweet nectar
of gabe's homeland,
564
00:19:32,191 --> 00:19:33,358
And then propose a toast.
565
00:19:33,426 --> 00:19:35,227
Here we go.
566
00:19:35,295 --> 00:19:37,029
You know when people
say getting fired
567
00:19:37,096 --> 00:19:38,830
Was the best thing
that ever happened to them?
568
00:19:38,898 --> 00:19:40,332
I feel sorry
for those people.
569
00:19:40,400 --> 00:19:42,868
That's the best thing?
Really?
570
00:19:42,936 --> 00:19:44,269
Ugh.
571
00:19:44,337 --> 00:19:48,807
Well, I'm not really
one for making speeches.
572
00:19:48,875 --> 00:19:49,808
- Yes.
Yes, you are.
573
00:19:49,876 --> 00:19:50,842
You make a lot.
574
00:19:50,910 --> 00:19:52,044
- But I feel
pretty good right now.
575
00:19:52,111 --> 00:19:53,045
I really do.
576
00:19:53,112 --> 00:19:54,046
A lot better
than I did earlier.
577
00:19:54,113 --> 00:19:55,047
Let me tell you.
578
00:19:55,114 --> 00:19:56,648
That's your toast?
579
00:19:56,716 --> 00:19:59,751
- No.
This is my toast.
580
00:19:59,819 --> 00:20:02,087
I think this whole thing
with sabre is gonna work out.
581
00:20:02,155 --> 00:20:04,556
I have a very good
feeling about it.
582
00:20:04,624 --> 00:20:06,224
Michael,
this isn't a toast.
583
00:20:06,292 --> 00:20:07,526
You're just
thinking out loud.
584
00:20:07,594 --> 00:20:10,762
Here's my toast.
585
00:20:10,830 --> 00:20:12,698
Orange juice
586
00:20:12,765 --> 00:20:14,766
Is in here.
587
00:20:14,834 --> 00:20:15,834
And, like sabre,
588
00:20:15,902 --> 00:20:17,269
It is from florida,
589
00:20:17,337 --> 00:20:18,737
And it is good.
590
00:20:18,805 --> 00:20:20,439
Just 'cause you have liquid,
591
00:20:20,506 --> 00:20:21,573
That doesn't make it a toast.
592
00:20:21,641 --> 00:20:22,975
Here's the toast.
593
00:20:23,042 --> 00:20:25,510
I'm gonna do it now.
594
00:20:25,578 --> 00:20:28,680
Raise your container
595
00:20:28,748 --> 00:20:30,916
To us and to sabre.
596
00:20:30,984 --> 00:20:33,919
All: To us and to sabre.
597
00:20:33,987 --> 00:20:36,121
Mm. Wow.
598
00:20:36,189 --> 00:20:37,723
That is metallicy.
599
00:20:37,790 --> 00:20:41,827
Ugh. That's like
drinking a battery.
600
00:20:41,894 --> 00:20:43,462
[exhales]
601
00:20:43,529 --> 00:20:45,731
Ah. Really gets you
in the fillings, doesn't it?
602
00:20:45,798 --> 00:20:47,265
Okay, anyway, welcome.
603
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