1 00:00:01,168 --> 00:00:02,101 - I just wanted to check and see 2 00:00:02,169 --> 00:00:03,169 If there's anything you needed 3 00:00:03,237 --> 00:00:04,804 Before I went on my maternity leave. 4 00:00:05,471 --> 00:00:08,973 Yeah, I'm pregnant. Great. 5 00:00:09,041 --> 00:00:10,875 Well, I'll write up the order. Okay, thanks. 6 00:00:10,943 --> 00:00:12,499 - Wait a minute. You can't do that. 7 00:00:12,566 --> 00:00:15,114 You cannot exploit your baby for sales. 8 00:00:15,201 --> 00:00:17,597 - Hey, did I tell you we're going to have a baby? 9 00:00:17,665 --> 00:00:20,625 Oh, thank you very much. I'm excite...oh! 10 00:00:20,693 --> 00:00:23,068 Definitely. - No. No! 11 00:00:23,136 --> 00:00:24,671 You need to come by your sales honorably. 12 00:00:24,738 --> 00:00:27,414 - There is nothing dishonorable about talking about your life. 13 00:00:27,481 --> 00:00:30,453 People like it. 14 00:00:30,521 --> 00:00:32,458 - Hey, there. Dwight schrute here. 15 00:00:32,526 --> 00:00:34,261 Listen, uh, would you be interested 16 00:00:34,330 --> 00:00:36,533 In restocking on paper? 17 00:00:36,600 --> 00:00:38,169 Yeah, I could sure use the money. 18 00:00:38,236 --> 00:00:42,243 My cousin came down with a case of that nasty new goat fungus. 19 00:00:42,311 --> 00:00:44,747 Oh, it's just horrific. 20 00:00:44,815 --> 00:00:47,218 The doctor says he's never seen it beard so quickly. 21 00:00:47,285 --> 00:00:48,954 Okay. 22 00:00:52,360 --> 00:00:53,528 I need a baby. 23 00:00:53,595 --> 00:00:56,629 I'll never outsell jim and pam without one. 24 00:00:56,697 --> 00:01:01,202 Also, I've been noticing a gaping hole in my life. 25 00:01:01,270 --> 00:01:04,273 Sometimes I wake up cradling a gourd. 26 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:24,000 Sync by fant0m www.addic7ed.com 27 00:01:25,103 --> 00:01:26,871 - Kevin, you're such a gourmand. 28 00:01:26,939 --> 00:01:29,775 - I cooked my way through julia child's cookbook, 29 00:01:29,842 --> 00:01:32,211 And now I'm halfway through the twilight cookbook. 30 00:01:32,278 --> 00:01:35,549 Last night I had edward's cornflake chicken. 31 00:01:37,152 --> 00:01:38,786 - Pregnant pam and I, 32 00:01:38,853 --> 00:01:40,721 We get hungry at the same times, 33 00:01:40,789 --> 00:01:43,157 So we've been eating together a lot... 34 00:01:43,224 --> 00:01:46,560 Not all meals, just second breakfast, 35 00:01:46,627 --> 00:01:49,897 Lunch, second lunch, and first dinner. 36 00:01:49,964 --> 00:01:52,833 I thought that maybe we should do something special 37 00:01:52,901 --> 00:01:54,068 For early dinner, 38 00:01:54,136 --> 00:01:58,172 One last ultra-feast. 39 00:01:58,240 --> 00:02:00,442 - Mmm, that sounds great. What are you thinking? 40 00:02:00,509 --> 00:02:02,510 - I think it should be a surprise. 41 00:02:04,547 --> 00:02:05,614 - Oh, getting there, huh? 42 00:02:05,682 --> 00:02:07,416 - No, no. I still have time. 43 00:02:07,484 --> 00:02:08,684 I'm having contractions, 44 00:02:08,752 --> 00:02:10,753 But they're irregular and far apart. 45 00:02:10,821 --> 00:02:14,290 So I'm not really in labor, I'm near labor. 46 00:02:14,358 --> 00:02:16,626 - Yeah, we're slow-playing it because of our stupid hmo. 47 00:02:16,693 --> 00:02:17,927 - If we check in after midnight, 48 00:02:17,995 --> 00:02:19,329 I get an extra day to recuperate, 49 00:02:19,397 --> 00:02:20,797 Surrounded by doctors. 50 00:02:20,865 --> 00:02:22,666 - Not to mention the extra night's sleep in the hospital 51 00:02:22,734 --> 00:02:25,069 Will be very nice, because once we bring the baby home, 52 00:02:25,137 --> 00:02:26,437 If it's crying all night, 53 00:02:26,505 --> 00:02:28,206 One of us is gonna have to take care of it. 54 00:02:28,273 --> 00:02:31,209 And I do not plan on helping unless it's a boy. 55 00:02:31,276 --> 00:02:33,978 - I cannot wait for that joke to be over. 56 00:02:36,715 --> 00:02:39,117 "Contraptions"! She's "contrapting." 57 00:02:39,185 --> 00:02:40,419 Okay, you know what? 58 00:02:40,486 --> 00:02:42,121 I think that I should drive you guys to the hospital, 59 00:02:42,189 --> 00:02:43,556 And here is why. 60 00:02:43,624 --> 00:02:46,225 I am a licensed class "c" driver in the state of pennsylvania. 61 00:02:46,293 --> 00:02:47,559 - Michael... - I gas up the car. 62 00:02:47,627 --> 00:02:48,794 Actually, I put diesel in this time... 63 00:02:48,862 --> 00:02:49,995 Try to save some money. 64 00:02:50,063 --> 00:02:51,730 - Michael, you shouldn't have done that. 65 00:02:51,798 --> 00:02:53,964 - Happy to do it. Also, I did a heck of a job 66 00:02:54,032 --> 00:02:55,332 Baby-proofing this office. 67 00:02:55,400 --> 00:02:56,967 - You know the baby's not gonna live here, right? 68 00:02:57,035 --> 00:02:58,402 - Well, the baby was conceived here, 69 00:02:58,470 --> 00:03:00,037 So it might as well live here a little bit too. 70 00:03:00,105 --> 00:03:01,538 - That logic's airtight, 71 00:03:01,606 --> 00:03:03,473 But unfortunately, it wasn't conceived here. 72 00:03:03,541 --> 00:03:05,475 Burning man, port-a-potty. 73 00:03:05,542 --> 00:03:08,679 - Ooh! Yuck! T.M.I. How was it? 74 00:03:08,747 --> 00:03:10,481 I don't want to know. Tell me later. 75 00:03:10,549 --> 00:03:12,216 Let's go! Let's go! Hospital! 76 00:03:12,284 --> 00:03:13,751 - Okay, okay, we're not going to the hospital. 77 00:03:13,819 --> 00:03:16,420 We are waiting until midnight. - Ooh, spooky. 78 00:03:16,488 --> 00:03:17,822 But why? 79 00:03:17,890 --> 00:03:19,691 - Because the insurance company only covers two nights. 80 00:03:19,759 --> 00:03:21,894 - Everything's fine. We have plenty of time. 81 00:03:21,962 --> 00:03:23,429 - Well, you don't want to wait too long, pam. 82 00:03:23,497 --> 00:03:25,164 Otherwise, the baby's gonna become a teenager in there, 83 00:03:25,232 --> 00:03:27,533 And you'll be up all night from the rock music. 84 00:03:27,601 --> 00:03:28,867 - Shut up, nick. God! 85 00:03:28,935 --> 00:03:31,370 What a weird thing to say, 86 00:03:31,438 --> 00:03:33,839 Weird I.T. Nerd. 87 00:03:33,907 --> 00:03:35,607 Don't get revenge on me, nerd. 88 00:03:38,011 --> 00:03:41,046 - What are you looking at? 89 00:03:41,114 --> 00:03:42,381 - Nerd. 90 00:03:42,449 --> 00:03:44,950 - Did you know that labor can last weeks? 91 00:03:45,018 --> 00:03:46,185 And they take your insides out, 92 00:03:46,252 --> 00:03:47,753 And they just plop 'em on a table. 93 00:03:47,821 --> 00:03:49,188 And sometimes epidurals don't work. 94 00:03:49,256 --> 00:03:52,256 And you can poop yourself. 95 00:03:57,095 --> 00:03:59,963 - Bear my child. 96 00:04:00,031 --> 00:04:01,197 - Excuse me? 97 00:04:01,265 --> 00:04:03,066 - I want to have a child for business reasons, 98 00:04:03,134 --> 00:04:04,401 And I want you to be the mother. 99 00:04:04,469 --> 00:04:06,403 If you agree, say nothing. 100 00:04:06,471 --> 00:04:10,907 If you disagree, say anything. 101 00:04:10,975 --> 00:04:13,408 Very well. 102 00:04:13,476 --> 00:04:15,409 Let's meet at 4:00 p.M. At our old meeting spot 103 00:04:15,477 --> 00:04:17,143 And bang it out. 104 00:04:22,446 --> 00:04:24,848 - All right, that's seven minutes. 105 00:04:24,915 --> 00:04:26,749 Here we go. This is happening. - Hold on, hold on. 106 00:04:26,817 --> 00:04:29,918 It isn't midnight yet. - Are...are you serious? Pam... 107 00:04:29,986 --> 00:04:31,552 - No, the doctor said every five to seven minutes. 108 00:04:31,620 --> 00:04:33,621 I'm gonna be okay. We should really try 109 00:04:33,688 --> 00:04:35,022 To make it to midnight. - Pam, please. 110 00:04:35,090 --> 00:04:36,523 - Yeah. No, you really should, 111 00:04:36,591 --> 00:04:38,457 'cause if your baby's born tomorrow, 112 00:04:38,525 --> 00:04:40,859 He's gonna have the same birthday as buttmud brooks, 113 00:04:40,927 --> 00:04:42,127 My old roommate. 114 00:04:42,195 --> 00:04:45,563 - Did you hear that? Buttmud brooks. 115 00:04:47,132 --> 00:04:50,100 Okay, but we are leaving at five minutes apart. 116 00:04:50,168 --> 00:04:52,569 - Five minutes apart. 117 00:04:52,637 --> 00:04:54,170 - So the plan was seven minutes. 118 00:04:54,238 --> 00:04:57,207 But we're calling an audible, because that's her call, 119 00:04:57,274 --> 00:04:59,709 'cause she's the quarterback. 120 00:04:59,777 --> 00:05:03,913 I'm just the left tackle who happened to get her pregnant. 121 00:05:05,481 --> 00:05:08,716 Okay, okay, okay, okay... 122 00:05:08,784 --> 00:05:10,550 Okay, stop watching me. 123 00:05:10,618 --> 00:05:12,018 - Okay, crazy. 124 00:05:12,086 --> 00:05:13,586 I think I have some better things to do with my day 125 00:05:13,653 --> 00:05:15,554 Than worry about you, like sell printers. 126 00:05:17,723 --> 00:05:19,991 - Well, now till Friday, 20% off all toner cartridges. 127 00:05:20,059 --> 00:05:21,792 That's a big deal. While we're on the subject, 128 00:05:21,860 --> 00:05:23,995 Why don't I just run you down to the hospital 129 00:05:24,062 --> 00:05:25,563 And just do a quick check? - Not till midnight. 130 00:05:25,630 --> 00:05:28,832 - Guys... 131 00:05:28,900 --> 00:05:31,969 A word of advice, speaking as a former baby. 132 00:05:32,037 --> 00:05:34,037 Don't get too hung up on baby names. 133 00:05:34,104 --> 00:05:37,239 I was named walter jr., after my father, 134 00:05:37,307 --> 00:05:39,540 Until I was about six or so, 135 00:05:39,608 --> 00:05:41,308 When my parents changed their minds. 136 00:05:41,376 --> 00:05:42,710 - I thought you said your younger brother 137 00:05:42,778 --> 00:05:43,844 Was named walter jr. 138 00:05:43,912 --> 00:05:46,013 - My brother was born, 139 00:05:46,081 --> 00:05:48,415 And my parents felt he better exemplified 140 00:05:48,483 --> 00:05:51,184 The walter jr. Name, so they gave it to him. 141 00:05:51,252 --> 00:05:52,318 I was given "andrew," 142 00:05:52,386 --> 00:05:53,853 Which they got out of a baby-name book. 143 00:05:53,921 --> 00:05:55,288 - How's it going? 144 00:05:55,355 --> 00:05:56,789 - You know what? It's getting really crowded in here. 145 00:05:56,857 --> 00:05:57,857 Maybe you guys should all go back to work, 146 00:05:57,924 --> 00:05:58,858 'cause the day's not out yet. 147 00:05:58,925 --> 00:06:00,359 - No, no, no. You know what? 148 00:06:00,426 --> 00:06:01,760 You can't tell us what to do 149 00:06:01,828 --> 00:06:03,161 Because you are not co-manager anymore. 150 00:06:03,229 --> 00:06:04,462 - Okay. - Yes! 151 00:06:04,530 --> 00:06:06,832 - I feel like this noise is gonna prevent pam 152 00:06:06,899 --> 00:06:09,000 From being able to listen to her body's signals. 153 00:06:09,068 --> 00:06:10,869 - Actually, the distractions are good. 154 00:06:10,937 --> 00:06:12,537 I mean, I don't think I'm gonna make it till midnight 155 00:06:12,604 --> 00:06:14,204 If I'm just sitting here thinking about it. 156 00:06:14,272 --> 00:06:15,638 - Distractions are good! 157 00:06:15,706 --> 00:06:18,974 That means conference room, five minutes. 158 00:06:19,042 --> 00:06:20,709 No, no...five seconds! 159 00:06:20,777 --> 00:06:23,945 Right now, right now, conference room. 160 00:06:24,013 --> 00:06:25,479 Topic...potpourri. Let's go. 161 00:06:25,547 --> 00:06:27,815 Um, I'm sort of a master of distraction. 162 00:06:27,883 --> 00:06:30,651 When I was a kid, my mom received compliments 163 00:06:30,719 --> 00:06:33,686 Left and right from my teachers on how... 164 00:06:33,754 --> 00:06:37,656 I was always able to distract others in class. 165 00:06:37,724 --> 00:06:41,292 Try to think what were the first 13 colonies? 166 00:06:52,934 --> 00:06:56,201 - The purpose for this meeting is to take pam's mind 167 00:06:56,469 --> 00:06:58,637 Off of what's going on inside of her body. 168 00:06:58,805 --> 00:07:00,305 - Can we do sleight-of-hand tricks? 169 00:07:00,373 --> 00:07:01,440 - I will allow that. 170 00:07:01,508 --> 00:07:04,309 - Yes! Can anyone do those? 171 00:07:04,377 --> 00:07:07,712 - I'm gonna go look at the internet. 172 00:07:07,779 --> 00:07:10,147 - Oh! - Oh, oh, all right. 173 00:07:10,215 --> 00:07:13,816 That's a good one. - Ow. Okay... 174 00:07:13,884 --> 00:07:15,484 Sorry, guys. Just, um, keep talking. 175 00:07:15,552 --> 00:07:16,652 - Okay. 176 00:07:16,719 --> 00:07:21,255 - Oh, my god, pam, you are a woman warrior. 177 00:07:21,323 --> 00:07:22,756 - Oh, thanks, kelly. 178 00:07:22,824 --> 00:07:25,225 - Does anybody have anything... anything interesting, 179 00:07:25,292 --> 00:07:28,661 Any hobbies, uh, special skills? 180 00:07:28,728 --> 00:07:30,896 - Yes, this is the only time I'm ever going to make this request. 181 00:07:30,963 --> 00:07:31,897 - Yeah, phyl. 182 00:07:31,964 --> 00:07:33,264 - I can put on lipstick 183 00:07:33,332 --> 00:07:35,933 The way molly ringwald does in the breakfast club. 184 00:07:36,001 --> 00:07:38,803 - Nope. No, I don't think anybody wants to see that. 185 00:07:38,870 --> 00:07:42,907 - I can do the "evolution of dance" dance. 186 00:07:42,974 --> 00:07:45,174 - That sounds good. Do you need some music or...? 187 00:07:45,242 --> 00:07:46,943 - No. Actually, music would just throw me off. 188 00:07:47,010 --> 00:07:49,545 I need complete silence, okay? 189 00:08:04,691 --> 00:08:06,359 You're clapping. 190 00:08:06,426 --> 00:08:08,227 I need complete silence. 191 00:08:08,294 --> 00:08:11,996 Totally threw me off, so I'm gonna have to start over. 192 00:08:12,064 --> 00:08:14,032 "evolution of dance" dance. 193 00:08:16,867 --> 00:08:20,837 - "you let me in your bed, but now I sleep alone, 194 00:08:20,904 --> 00:08:24,607 Trapped with the forgotten in my detritus home." 195 00:08:24,674 --> 00:08:27,376 - Affirmed, seattle slew, secretariat, 196 00:08:27,443 --> 00:08:29,043 Citation, assault, count fleet, 197 00:08:29,111 --> 00:08:33,179 Whirlaway, war admiral, omaha, gallant fox, and... 198 00:08:33,246 --> 00:08:34,346 I know this. 199 00:08:34,414 --> 00:08:37,148 The jockey was johnny loftus, 200 00:08:37,216 --> 00:08:38,550 Sired by star shoot. 201 00:08:41,886 --> 00:08:46,121 - Good afternoon. - Have a seat. 202 00:08:46,189 --> 00:08:48,224 - What is this? 203 00:08:48,291 --> 00:08:51,192 - Before we conceive a child, it is important 204 00:08:51,260 --> 00:08:53,127 That we bang out a parenting contract. 205 00:08:53,195 --> 00:08:56,497 - Of course. 206 00:08:56,564 --> 00:08:59,632 - It's been a long time since we've come down here separately. 207 00:08:59,700 --> 00:09:01,501 - You know, I was thinking... - now, then... 208 00:09:01,568 --> 00:09:02,768 Let's get to it, shall we? 209 00:09:02,836 --> 00:09:05,737 "item one...child will be breast-fed by the mother 210 00:09:05,805 --> 00:09:07,338 "for exactly six months, then weaned 211 00:09:07,406 --> 00:09:10,040 "onto a nutrient-rich winter-vegetable mash 212 00:09:10,108 --> 00:09:11,509 "provided by the father, dwight schrute, 213 00:09:11,576 --> 00:09:13,543 Hereafter referred to as morpheus." 214 00:09:13,611 --> 00:09:15,979 Agreed? - Agreed. 215 00:09:16,047 --> 00:09:17,247 - Where are we? 216 00:09:17,314 --> 00:09:19,681 We have every six minutes, ladies and gentlemen. 217 00:09:19,749 --> 00:09:24,152 Another 75 contractions, and you are going to be there. 218 00:09:24,220 --> 00:09:27,255 - For the love of god, pam, do it for ultra-feast! 219 00:09:27,322 --> 00:09:28,689 - Okay, you know what? 220 00:09:28,757 --> 00:09:30,290 I'm gonna go give, uh, dr. Rezvani a quick call. 221 00:09:30,358 --> 00:09:31,291 He'll probably know... 222 00:09:31,359 --> 00:09:32,592 - Jim, please. 223 00:09:32,660 --> 00:09:34,027 - Happy thoughts here, happy times. 224 00:09:34,095 --> 00:09:35,195 - Yeah, happy times. Come on. 225 00:09:35,263 --> 00:09:36,563 Let's have happy times. - All right. 226 00:09:36,631 --> 00:09:40,533 - Jim, as a matter of fact... 227 00:09:40,601 --> 00:09:43,535 I printed out ten ways to induce labor. 228 00:09:43,603 --> 00:09:46,371 And I'm thinking we just do the opposite of those things, 229 00:09:46,439 --> 00:09:47,739 And we can slow down your labor. 230 00:09:47,807 --> 00:09:49,174 Erin, read the first one. 231 00:09:49,242 --> 00:09:50,909 - "stimulate the nipples." 232 00:09:50,977 --> 00:09:52,343 - Okay, nobody touch pam's nipples. 233 00:09:52,411 --> 00:09:55,079 Think of pam's nipples as toby's grundle. 234 00:09:55,146 --> 00:09:56,213 - Her shirt is touching them. 235 00:09:56,280 --> 00:09:58,348 Maybe we should cut holes in her shirt. 236 00:09:58,415 --> 00:10:00,115 - I have a shirt like that in my car. 237 00:10:00,183 --> 00:10:02,084 - Okay, yeah, why don't you go get it? 238 00:10:02,151 --> 00:10:03,585 - Okay, the second one is "walk around." 239 00:10:03,653 --> 00:10:06,320 We're already doing the opposite of that...perfect. 240 00:10:06,388 --> 00:10:08,288 Okay, number three... "eat spicy foods." 241 00:10:08,356 --> 00:10:09,689 - Okay, the opposite of that... 242 00:10:09,757 --> 00:10:11,624 - Stick spicy food up her butt. 243 00:10:11,692 --> 00:10:14,793 - Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. 244 00:10:14,861 --> 00:10:16,061 Come on, let's go to the hospital. 245 00:10:16,129 --> 00:10:17,095 Pam, let's go to the hospital now. 246 00:10:17,163 --> 00:10:18,463 - Jim, sweetie, I love you, 247 00:10:18,531 --> 00:10:20,264 But you're really distracting me from my distractions. 248 00:10:20,332 --> 00:10:21,899 - Okay, great. Well, sorry. 249 00:10:21,966 --> 00:10:22,899 - Why don't you go do some work? 250 00:10:22,967 --> 00:10:23,933 - Great. I will do that. 251 00:10:24,001 --> 00:10:24,967 Sorry, pam. 252 00:10:25,035 --> 00:10:26,168 I just feel a little bit frazzled. 253 00:10:26,236 --> 00:10:28,403 And you know how very rarely I use that word. 254 00:10:28,471 --> 00:10:30,305 - I know. You don't like to be frazzled. 255 00:10:30,372 --> 00:10:31,305 - No, I don't. - Okay. 256 00:10:31,373 --> 00:10:33,106 - Oh, and by the way, 257 00:10:33,174 --> 00:10:34,774 Hate that you're helping her with this right now. 258 00:10:34,841 --> 00:10:36,442 Totally. 259 00:10:36,509 --> 00:10:39,877 - Oh, someone's freaking. - A little frazzled. 260 00:10:39,945 --> 00:10:41,045 - He is. 261 00:10:41,113 --> 00:10:43,213 - I know pam better than anyone in this office, 262 00:10:43,281 --> 00:10:45,115 And obviously she's gone crazy. 263 00:10:45,183 --> 00:10:46,750 But everybody wants to say that I'm crazy. 264 00:10:46,818 --> 00:10:48,320 But I'm not crazy. She's crazy. 265 00:10:48,387 --> 00:10:50,757 I'm not crazy, she's crazy. 266 00:10:50,825 --> 00:10:52,826 "five to seven minutes." 267 00:10:52,893 --> 00:10:54,727 "five to seven minutes." 268 00:10:54,795 --> 00:10:57,262 "six minutes." different, but not really. 269 00:10:57,330 --> 00:11:00,831 "five to seven minutes." 270 00:11:00,899 --> 00:11:04,300 - "acceptable names include and are limited to ebenezer..." 271 00:11:04,368 --> 00:11:06,303 - Jebediah. - "honus." 272 00:11:06,371 --> 00:11:08,138 - Jedediah. - "worf." 273 00:11:08,206 --> 00:11:10,140 - No star trek names. 274 00:11:10,208 --> 00:11:11,441 - Okay, fine. 275 00:11:11,508 --> 00:11:14,077 - What if it's a girl? - Irrelevant question. 276 00:11:14,145 --> 00:11:15,946 Section 5-a... "child shall be male. 277 00:11:16,014 --> 00:11:18,548 - Hey, uh-uh. I cannot control that. 278 00:11:18,616 --> 00:11:19,850 You can't put that in here. 279 00:11:19,917 --> 00:11:21,184 - Yes, you can. - No. 280 00:11:21,251 --> 00:11:23,217 - It's as simple as keeping the womb extremely warm 281 00:11:23,285 --> 00:11:24,318 For two days after sex 282 00:11:24,386 --> 00:11:26,987 And then extremely cold for five months. 283 00:11:27,054 --> 00:11:28,388 - Absolutely not. 284 00:11:31,424 --> 00:11:33,191 - Hey. - Hey. 285 00:11:35,760 --> 00:11:38,327 - I'm not gonna get in the car, because I know if I do, 286 00:11:38,395 --> 00:11:39,762 You'll try to drive me to the hospital. 287 00:11:39,829 --> 00:11:43,133 - Aw, you know me too well. 288 00:11:43,200 --> 00:11:45,268 - Okay, jim? - Yeah? 289 00:11:45,335 --> 00:11:47,269 - Everything is fine. - Totally. 290 00:11:47,336 --> 00:11:49,370 - You don't have to worry. Try not to think about it. 291 00:11:49,438 --> 00:11:52,140 She's not coming out for a while, okay? 292 00:11:52,208 --> 00:11:53,808 - Did you say "she"? 293 00:11:53,876 --> 00:11:56,177 - I called the doctor, like, a week ago. 294 00:11:56,245 --> 00:11:58,412 I couldn't wait. 295 00:12:00,381 --> 00:12:02,148 Oh, god, don't be mad. 296 00:12:02,216 --> 00:12:05,217 - Mad? 297 00:12:05,285 --> 00:12:07,686 How could I be mad? 298 00:12:07,753 --> 00:12:10,488 We're having a little girl. 299 00:12:11,656 --> 00:12:13,890 - Wow, we're having a little girl. 300 00:12:15,560 --> 00:12:18,695 - Oh, man. - I know. 301 00:12:18,763 --> 00:12:21,498 - Whew. All right. - Aw... 302 00:12:21,565 --> 00:12:23,066 - Well, I definitely feel better. 303 00:12:23,133 --> 00:12:24,166 - Good. - Yeah. 304 00:12:24,234 --> 00:12:25,868 - Okay. - All right. 305 00:12:28,337 --> 00:12:29,704 Hey, did you change? 306 00:12:29,772 --> 00:12:32,040 - Oh, yeah. My water broke. 307 00:12:39,713 --> 00:12:41,314 - Pam? - Haaa! 308 00:12:41,382 --> 00:12:43,216 - Pam! Okay. All right. 309 00:12:43,284 --> 00:12:45,017 Okay, it's time... time to go to the hospital. 310 00:12:45,085 --> 00:12:46,484 Somebody get jim, please. 311 00:12:46,552 --> 00:12:49,019 Is it midnight yet? - No, it's 4:35. 312 00:12:49,087 --> 00:12:50,421 - 4:35. All right. Almost made it. 313 00:12:50,489 --> 00:12:51,488 Almost made it. 314 00:12:51,556 --> 00:12:52,856 Too bad you didn't have sex, 315 00:12:52,924 --> 00:12:55,058 Like, 7,5 hours later. 316 00:12:55,125 --> 00:12:56,325 But you had to have the afternoon delight. 317 00:12:56,393 --> 00:12:57,994 I understand. Sometimes you have to go for it. 318 00:12:58,061 --> 00:12:59,495 Let's go to the hospital, shall we? 319 00:12:59,563 --> 00:13:01,630 - No, not yet, michael. - We can... 320 00:13:01,697 --> 00:13:03,898 - Oh, wow, it's almost time for ultra-feast! 321 00:13:03,966 --> 00:13:05,099 Where's kevin? 322 00:13:05,167 --> 00:13:07,868 - What? You want to eat cat food with kevin 323 00:13:07,935 --> 00:13:09,536 And not go to the hospital? 324 00:13:09,604 --> 00:13:10,637 - That's fancy feast. 325 00:13:10,705 --> 00:13:12,339 "ultra-feast" is something they made up 326 00:13:12,406 --> 00:13:14,441 So they can pig out together in the name of ceremony. 327 00:13:14,509 --> 00:13:16,610 - What is octoberfeast? 328 00:13:16,677 --> 00:13:18,611 - There's no rush to get to the hospital. 329 00:13:18,679 --> 00:13:22,280 I am fine. I'll get there. 330 00:13:22,348 --> 00:13:26,383 And if I don't get there, I don't get there. 331 00:13:27,771 --> 00:13:30,771 - Our ultra-feast menu's theme... 332 00:13:31,039 --> 00:13:32,807 Hollywood. 333 00:13:32,875 --> 00:13:35,543 We have ratatouille from ratatouille 334 00:13:35,611 --> 00:13:39,113 And tandoori chicken from born into brothels. 335 00:13:39,180 --> 00:13:42,348 I tried to bake a cake like that district 9 prawn thing, 336 00:13:42,516 --> 00:13:45,651 But I... are you okay? 337 00:13:45,719 --> 00:13:47,219 - Mm-hmm. 338 00:13:47,287 --> 00:13:50,488 Yes, I'm fine. Um... - Are you sure? 339 00:13:50,556 --> 00:13:53,357 - Yeah. The doctor said that it's still considered 340 00:13:53,425 --> 00:13:56,093 A minor contraction as long as I can talk through it! 341 00:13:56,161 --> 00:13:57,461 - Okay, okay. Jim? 342 00:13:57,529 --> 00:13:59,029 I think this feast is over, 343 00:13:59,097 --> 00:14:00,497 And it's time to go to the hospital. 344 00:14:00,565 --> 00:14:02,532 - All right. Time to go? - That's right. Let's do this. 345 00:14:02,599 --> 00:14:03,966 - Let's give it a shot. - No, no, it's better. 346 00:14:04,033 --> 00:14:05,768 - That wasn't even the worst of 'em...I'm fine. 347 00:14:05,835 --> 00:14:07,069 - Hey, come on, let's go to the hospital. 348 00:14:07,137 --> 00:14:08,537 - They're not that bad still, babe. 349 00:14:08,605 --> 00:14:09,972 No, it's passing. It's fine. - Pam, it's time. 350 00:14:10,040 --> 00:14:11,273 Let's go to the hospital. - It's okay. 351 00:14:11,341 --> 00:14:12,974 - Michael says we should go now. 352 00:14:13,042 --> 00:14:14,709 - Yeah, I think we should head out. 353 00:14:14,777 --> 00:14:16,177 - Pam. - Oh, no, it passed. It's good. 354 00:14:16,244 --> 00:14:17,511 - You know what? Hon, I'm not asking anymore. 355 00:14:17,579 --> 00:14:19,346 - Babe, I'm not going. - We need to go. 356 00:14:19,414 --> 00:14:21,180 - Come on, come on! No, I'm not going! 357 00:14:21,248 --> 00:14:22,448 I am not going, okay? 358 00:14:22,515 --> 00:14:23,782 - Okay. - All right. 359 00:14:23,850 --> 00:14:26,051 - I'm not going today! Because I can't do it. 360 00:14:26,119 --> 00:14:27,385 I don't think I can do it. 361 00:14:27,453 --> 00:14:28,787 - Hey. Hey. 362 00:14:28,854 --> 00:14:31,689 Hey. Are you kidding me? 363 00:14:31,757 --> 00:14:33,390 - Are you kidding? 364 00:14:33,458 --> 00:14:35,392 - If anyone can do this, you can do this. 365 00:14:35,460 --> 00:14:37,360 - You can do this. You can do this. 366 00:14:37,428 --> 00:14:39,462 - Pam, I'm scared. I'm real scared. 367 00:14:39,530 --> 00:14:41,431 - I'm scared too. - I'm petrified. 368 00:14:41,498 --> 00:14:43,032 - But the best news is 369 00:14:43,099 --> 00:14:44,766 We're gonna have a baby today... 370 00:14:45,973 --> 00:14:47,374 - A really awesome baby. 371 00:14:47,441 --> 00:14:48,908 - We're gonna have a baby. 372 00:14:48,976 --> 00:14:50,409 - So let's have it at the hospital. 373 00:14:50,477 --> 00:14:51,644 - Let's do that. 374 00:14:51,711 --> 00:14:53,578 - How we doing on contractions? 375 00:14:53,646 --> 00:14:55,414 - Two minutes apart. - Two min... 376 00:14:55,482 --> 00:14:57,485 - Oh, god. Oh, no. 377 00:14:57,553 --> 00:14:58,920 - Michael, I told you... - It's okay. 378 00:14:58,988 --> 00:15:00,421 - No, I told you to warn me at five minutes. 379 00:15:00,489 --> 00:15:01,722 - Jim, we waited too long. - I know, I know. 380 00:15:01,790 --> 00:15:02,889 - We waited too long. 381 00:15:02,956 --> 00:15:04,724 Two minutes doesn't do us any good. 382 00:15:04,791 --> 00:15:06,692 What happened to four and three? - We're okay, jim. 383 00:15:06,760 --> 00:15:08,293 Okay, pamela, you know what time it is? 384 00:15:08,361 --> 00:15:10,795 - I don't want to have my baby here. 385 00:15:10,863 --> 00:15:12,797 - No, you're not going to. You know where you're going. 386 00:15:12,865 --> 00:15:14,298 - The hospital. - Yes, you are. 387 00:15:14,366 --> 00:15:15,332 And you know what you're gonna have? 388 00:15:15,400 --> 00:15:16,934 - A baby. - Yes! 389 00:15:17,002 --> 00:15:18,502 We're going to the hospital, and we're gonna have a baby. 390 00:15:18,570 --> 00:15:20,204 I got it, I got it! Everybody, it's go time! 391 00:15:20,271 --> 00:15:22,639 Action stations! Stanley, man the phones. 392 00:15:22,707 --> 00:15:24,040 Meredith, please, a bottle of water. 393 00:15:24,108 --> 00:15:25,541 Erin, call an ambulance, please. 394 00:15:25,609 --> 00:15:26,842 - No, no, no. 395 00:15:26,910 --> 00:15:28,343 Ambulances are emergencies only. 396 00:15:28,410 --> 00:15:30,411 You call the ambulance, I call the cops. 397 00:15:30,478 --> 00:15:32,012 - All right, we're driving ourselves, actually. 398 00:15:32,080 --> 00:15:33,213 - No, jim, you are in no condition to drive. 399 00:15:33,281 --> 00:15:34,948 I will drive you! Check! Got it! 400 00:15:35,016 --> 00:15:36,683 - All right, I have my wallet. - Yes. 401 00:15:36,751 --> 00:15:38,818 - Go-bag's in the car. - Go-bag! Where's my go-bag? 402 00:15:38,886 --> 00:15:40,587 - Keys...I need my keys! - There's nothing in it. 403 00:15:40,655 --> 00:15:42,590 - You are telling me now that there is nothing in it! 404 00:15:42,658 --> 00:15:44,358 Okay! Great! Oh, hey, hey! 405 00:15:44,426 --> 00:15:45,892 Should I bring a dictionary to the hospital? 406 00:15:45,960 --> 00:15:47,661 - The hospital will provide dictionaries. 407 00:15:47,729 --> 00:15:48,896 Bring a thesaurus. 408 00:15:48,964 --> 00:15:50,231 - Has anyone checked how dilated she is? 409 00:15:50,299 --> 00:15:52,099 This is ridiculous. - Dwight, get away. 410 00:15:52,167 --> 00:15:53,934 - No, no, no, dwight. Let jim do that, please. 411 00:15:54,002 --> 00:15:55,168 - I didn't know we had a tape measure. 412 00:15:55,236 --> 00:15:56,636 - We don't. 413 00:15:56,704 --> 00:15:58,937 - Okay, I can't find my keys. I cannot find my keys! 414 00:15:59,004 --> 00:16:00,738 Found 'em. They're here. 415 00:16:00,806 --> 00:16:02,239 - Go! Here we go! - Here we go! 416 00:16:02,307 --> 00:16:03,374 - Good luck! - Good luck, pam. 417 00:16:03,442 --> 00:16:04,575 - Thank you! - Bye! 418 00:16:04,643 --> 00:16:06,276 - Wish me luck! 419 00:16:06,343 --> 00:16:10,079 - Have fun! 420 00:16:10,146 --> 00:16:12,381 - Hey, it's 5:00. 421 00:16:12,449 --> 00:16:14,182 - Here we go! Here we go! 422 00:16:14,249 --> 00:16:15,782 On our way! 423 00:16:15,849 --> 00:16:17,448 - Hold it! - Come on, stanley. 424 00:16:17,515 --> 00:16:19,248 Okay. 425 00:16:19,316 --> 00:16:21,250 We're goin' now. - One more... 426 00:16:21,317 --> 00:16:23,084 - No! No! No! Out! Out! Out! 427 00:16:23,152 --> 00:16:24,185 Idiot. 428 00:16:24,253 --> 00:16:25,886 Dwight, what is the traffic like? 429 00:16:25,954 --> 00:16:27,554 - Doesn't matter. I'll escort you! 430 00:16:27,622 --> 00:16:28,789 - All right. 431 00:16:28,857 --> 00:16:30,390 Jeez! 432 00:16:30,458 --> 00:16:31,558 - Let's go! 433 00:16:31,625 --> 00:16:34,794 - Easy, dwight! 434 00:16:37,130 --> 00:16:38,397 - Michael! - What? 435 00:16:38,464 --> 00:16:39,865 - Michael! - What? 436 00:16:39,932 --> 00:16:42,400 - This is where I saw that deer last week. 437 00:16:42,467 --> 00:16:44,535 - Where? - Right over by that fence. 438 00:16:44,603 --> 00:16:46,302 - By the bushes? - Okay, michael, focus! 439 00:16:46,370 --> 00:16:47,970 - Okay, go, go, go, go, go! - Guys, come on! 440 00:16:48,038 --> 00:16:49,004 - Let's go! 441 00:16:51,340 --> 00:16:53,808 I love escorting people. 442 00:16:53,876 --> 00:16:55,142 In fact, a few years back, 443 00:16:55,210 --> 00:16:58,311 I put an ad in the paper starting an escort service. 444 00:16:58,379 --> 00:17:01,080 Got a lot of responses... 445 00:17:01,148 --> 00:17:02,481 Mostly creeps. 446 00:17:02,549 --> 00:17:04,517 Made a few friends. 447 00:17:04,584 --> 00:17:05,785 - All right, here we go. - Okay! 448 00:17:05,853 --> 00:17:07,087 - You're doing great! - Just breathe. 449 00:17:07,155 --> 00:17:09,489 - She'll be here soon. - She? You found out? 450 00:17:09,557 --> 00:17:11,591 Come on, guys. I wanted to be surprised. 451 00:17:11,659 --> 00:17:13,760 - Michael! - Yeah? 452 00:17:13,827 --> 00:17:15,761 - Stop texting! - Michael, come on! 453 00:17:15,829 --> 00:17:18,163 - I'm texting about you, okay? 454 00:17:18,231 --> 00:17:21,066 - Ah! All right... 455 00:17:24,002 --> 00:17:26,102 Let's move! 456 00:17:28,005 --> 00:17:29,473 - Fa...what? 457 00:17:29,540 --> 00:17:31,107 Oh, you're kidding me! 458 00:17:31,175 --> 00:17:34,177 - Pull over! 459 00:17:36,581 --> 00:17:39,449 You're not allowed to impersonate a police officer. 460 00:17:39,516 --> 00:17:41,717 Don't make this difficult, dwight. 461 00:17:45,722 --> 00:17:47,122 - Wait... 462 00:17:47,190 --> 00:17:48,790 Wait! My ipod's not in here! 463 00:17:48,858 --> 00:17:50,290 - Okay. - It has the birth song on it. 464 00:17:50,358 --> 00:17:52,158 - Okay, I know, I know, but my ipod is in the go-bag. 465 00:17:52,226 --> 00:17:53,926 We'll be fine. - Jim, I don't want 466 00:17:53,994 --> 00:17:55,961 The first thing the baby hears to be the 8 mile soundtrack. 467 00:17:56,029 --> 00:17:57,563 - So what do you wanna do? - I don't know! 468 00:17:57,631 --> 00:17:58,797 Let's go by the house and get it. 469 00:17:58,865 --> 00:17:59,832 It's only 20 minutes past the hospital! 470 00:17:59,899 --> 00:18:01,333 - Pam, pam, no. Are you nuts? 471 00:18:01,401 --> 00:18:03,302 We're going to the hospital now. - Guys, guys, stop fighting. 472 00:18:03,369 --> 00:18:04,736 Come on. Come on! 473 00:18:04,804 --> 00:18:06,738 Do you want your kid to come out a lawyer? 474 00:18:06,806 --> 00:18:09,141 Right? 475 00:18:09,208 --> 00:18:10,408 Okay, you know what? 476 00:18:10,476 --> 00:18:12,343 I am all over this. 477 00:18:12,411 --> 00:18:14,678 Here we go. Ready? 478 00:18:16,047 --> 00:18:17,147 - Dwight schrute. 479 00:18:17,214 --> 00:18:18,146 - Hello, dwight. 480 00:18:18,214 --> 00:18:19,946 Pam left her ipod at her house. 481 00:18:20,014 --> 00:18:21,481 I want you to swing by, pick it up, 482 00:18:21,549 --> 00:18:22,782 And bring it to the hospital. 483 00:18:22,850 --> 00:18:24,116 We need it yesterday. 484 00:18:24,184 --> 00:18:25,917 - Then why didn't you ask me to do it yesterday? 485 00:18:25,985 --> 00:18:27,919 I kept I.M.Ing you how bored I was. 486 00:18:27,987 --> 00:18:30,154 - Okay... - Dwight! 487 00:18:30,222 --> 00:18:31,955 Go to my house, get my ipod. 488 00:18:32,023 --> 00:18:33,923 I think it's on the kitchen table. 489 00:18:33,991 --> 00:18:36,659 Do not touch anything else. The key is underneath... 490 00:18:36,727 --> 00:18:38,060 - I don't need a key. - Okay, dwight, 491 00:18:38,128 --> 00:18:40,261 But if you do need a key, just listen, it's under... 492 00:18:40,329 --> 00:18:42,029 - No, don't, don't. Don't tell me. 493 00:18:43,665 --> 00:18:45,299 Lalalalalalala! - Dwight, just listen to me! 494 00:18:48,770 --> 00:18:50,537 - Okay. 495 00:18:52,340 --> 00:18:53,673 Do you have everything, guys? 496 00:18:53,741 --> 00:18:55,808 - Michael, just go park the car. 497 00:18:55,876 --> 00:18:58,277 - Okay. All right. 498 00:19:06,752 --> 00:19:08,520 - Sir... - dunder mifflin. It's okay. 499 00:19:08,587 --> 00:19:10,555 - You can't park here. 500 00:19:13,058 --> 00:19:15,425 I just did. 501 00:19:21,687 --> 00:19:22,787 - Pam's doing great. 502 00:19:22,855 --> 00:19:24,922 Uh, she's ten inches dilated now... 503 00:19:24,990 --> 00:19:27,124 Sorry, meters... centimeters. 504 00:19:27,192 --> 00:19:28,725 Uh, and she's also fully effaced, 505 00:19:28,793 --> 00:19:30,827 Which I don't know what that is. 506 00:19:30,894 --> 00:19:32,228 Uh, but no baby yet. 507 00:19:32,296 --> 00:19:34,429 It's only been 6... 19 hours. 508 00:19:34,497 --> 00:19:36,531 And, uh, I was sent out for some ice chips, 509 00:19:36,599 --> 00:19:38,266 'cause I might have passed out a little bit. 510 00:19:38,334 --> 00:19:39,934 But these are very refreshing, very good. 511 00:19:40,002 --> 00:19:42,136 - Daddy. She's ready to push. 512 00:19:42,204 --> 00:19:45,139 - Okay. 513 00:19:48,475 --> 00:19:50,643 - Where's my little nibblet? 514 00:19:50,711 --> 00:19:53,012 Halpert, room d-1. All right. 515 00:19:53,080 --> 00:19:55,014 Family only beyond this point. 516 00:19:55,082 --> 00:19:57,683 Thank you! 517 00:19:57,751 --> 00:19:59,651 There we go. 518 00:20:02,988 --> 00:20:04,587 - You're doing great. Push again. 519 00:20:04,655 --> 00:20:06,322 - Not yet. - No, don't push. Pull. 520 00:20:06,389 --> 00:20:07,856 - Why don't you get some more ice chips? 521 00:20:07,924 --> 00:20:08,857 - No, jim, stay! 522 00:20:08,924 --> 00:20:10,357 - Okay, really push this time, pam. 523 00:20:10,425 --> 00:20:11,925 - Okay! 524 00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:24,002 - Nope, not yet, not yet, not yet. 525 00:20:24,069 --> 00:20:27,005 Gotta go wash my eyes. 526 00:20:27,072 --> 00:20:30,708 That kid's gonna have a lot of hair. 527 00:20:32,343 --> 00:20:34,309 - Ha...have you guys seen her? - She hasn't popped yet. 528 00:20:34,377 --> 00:20:37,111 - What? Ah, damn it! 529 00:20:37,179 --> 00:20:39,446 She was supposed to come out yesterday. 530 00:20:39,514 --> 00:20:42,216 I decided to give baby halpert a newspaper 531 00:20:42,284 --> 00:20:43,786 From the day she was born. 532 00:20:43,854 --> 00:20:46,622 This frame set me back 55 bones. 533 00:20:46,690 --> 00:20:48,790 But she decided to take her sweet time, 534 00:20:48,858 --> 00:20:53,661 So now I have to switch it with today's paper. 535 00:20:53,729 --> 00:20:55,897 - This is ridiculous. We just can't wait here. 536 00:20:55,964 --> 00:20:57,498 - I think it's gonna be any minute now. 537 00:20:57,566 --> 00:20:58,733 - But you don't know that. 538 00:20:58,800 --> 00:21:00,100 I mean, we could be here another half an hour. 539 00:21:00,168 --> 00:21:02,069 - Phyllis, what could you possibly have to do? 540 00:21:02,137 --> 00:21:04,238 - I have an ice cream cake in the car. 541 00:21:04,306 --> 00:21:05,906 - Oh, my god! Go, go, go! 542 00:21:05,974 --> 00:21:07,241 Are you insane? 543 00:21:07,309 --> 00:21:08,842 All right. 544 00:21:08,910 --> 00:21:10,442 Guys? Hello? 545 00:21:10,510 --> 00:21:12,509 - You're doing great. 546 00:21:12,577 --> 00:21:13,944 - Um... - You're doing great. 547 00:21:14,012 --> 00:21:15,512 Just relax. - Sorry to be a bother, 548 00:21:15,580 --> 00:21:17,747 But, uh, if we could have an E.T.A... 549 00:21:17,815 --> 00:21:20,082 When this is gonna... - This isn't happening! 550 00:21:20,150 --> 00:21:22,017 - You're starting... you're kinda losing 'em. 551 00:21:24,954 --> 00:21:26,755 - Oh, my god! 552 00:21:26,823 --> 00:21:28,156 Look at her. 553 00:21:28,224 --> 00:21:30,758 Pam, she's so beautiful. - Yeah! 554 00:21:30,826 --> 00:21:33,127 - Oh, my god. - Oh, my god! 555 00:21:37,497 --> 00:21:39,932 That's right. It's a baby, see... 556 00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:42,301 - Sir. Sir, you can't smoke that in here. 557 00:21:42,369 --> 00:21:43,769 - Okay. - Put it...put it out. 558 00:21:43,837 --> 00:21:45,104 - All right. 559 00:21:45,172 --> 00:21:48,206 Can't smoke anywhere these days. 560 00:21:49,541 --> 00:21:52,109 She's incredible. 561 00:21:52,176 --> 00:21:53,977 You wanna count her fingers and toes again? 562 00:21:54,045 --> 00:21:55,511 - No. Let's let her rest. 563 00:21:55,579 --> 00:21:57,246 I'm sure there's still 12 of each. 564 00:21:57,314 --> 00:21:58,614 - Okay. 565 00:21:58,682 --> 00:21:59,948 - Guys, guys! 566 00:22:00,016 --> 00:22:02,551 - Her name is cecilia marie halpert. 567 00:22:02,619 --> 00:22:04,653 - 11 pounds... - She's 7 pounds... 568 00:22:04,721 --> 00:22:06,221 - 7 pounds. - 2 ounces, 18 inches. 569 00:22:06,289 --> 00:22:07,989 Mother and daughter are doing great. 570 00:22:14,528 --> 00:22:15,995 - Congratulations. 571 00:22:16,063 --> 00:22:17,897 - Here. - Hey, grandma's back. 572 00:22:17,964 --> 00:22:19,697 - Well, it was an adventure and a half 573 00:22:19,765 --> 00:22:21,199 Trying to find the cafeteria, 574 00:22:21,267 --> 00:22:23,534 But I have returned with the coffee. 575 00:22:23,602 --> 00:22:24,669 - Oh, thank god. 576 00:22:24,736 --> 00:22:26,237 I haven't had caffeine in nine months. 577 00:22:26,304 --> 00:22:27,571 - May I? - Yes. 578 00:22:27,638 --> 00:22:30,339 - Oh, somebody has a full diaper. 579 00:22:30,407 --> 00:22:32,307 - Oh. Let me get it. 580 00:22:32,375 --> 00:22:34,509 I am a diapering master. 581 00:22:34,577 --> 00:22:36,744 I've done little else in the past two months. 582 00:22:36,811 --> 00:22:39,580 There is nothing I cannot diaper. 583 00:22:39,648 --> 00:22:41,215 Go ahead. Try to think of something. 584 00:22:41,283 --> 00:22:44,551 I dare you. 585 00:22:44,618 --> 00:22:46,385 Where's the baby? 586 00:22:46,453 --> 00:22:48,020 I want to see the baby! 587 00:22:50,556 --> 00:22:51,490 Helene. 588 00:22:51,557 --> 00:22:52,523 Hi. 589 00:22:54,426 --> 00:22:56,360 My goodness, what are the odds of this? 590 00:22:56,428 --> 00:22:59,029 Congratulations on being a grandma. 591 00:22:59,097 --> 00:23:00,263 - Hello, michael. 592 00:23:00,331 --> 00:23:01,764 - Hello! 593 00:23:01,832 --> 00:23:03,132 Oh. How are you? 594 00:23:03,200 --> 00:23:04,433 - I'm, uh... - I worry about you. 595 00:23:04,501 --> 00:23:05,833 - You know, I think, uh... 596 00:23:05,901 --> 00:23:07,502 I think it's time for me to go. 597 00:23:07,569 --> 00:23:09,370 - Oh. Okay. 598 00:23:09,438 --> 00:23:10,738 Love you. 599 00:23:10,805 --> 00:23:12,506 - Love you, as a friend. 600 00:23:12,573 --> 00:23:14,607 - Love you, mom. 601 00:23:18,144 --> 00:23:20,045 I want to hold the baby! 602 00:23:20,112 --> 00:23:22,613 - Okay. You just have to use the hand sanitizer first. 603 00:23:22,681 --> 00:23:24,482 - Oh, right. 604 00:23:26,918 --> 00:23:28,585 - Again. No pants. 605 00:23:28,653 --> 00:23:30,921 - Well, uh... 606 00:23:30,988 --> 00:23:32,956 - Ready? - Mm-hmm. 607 00:23:43,365 --> 00:23:45,532 Michael. Michael. 608 00:23:45,600 --> 00:23:46,734 - That's so weird. 609 00:23:46,801 --> 00:23:49,769 She was saying it just before you got here. 610 00:23:53,106 --> 00:23:55,307 - Yesterday I was dispatched to jim and pam's house 611 00:23:55,375 --> 00:23:57,242 To find pam's ipod. 612 00:23:57,310 --> 00:24:00,645 I searched everywhere, but I didn't find it. 613 00:24:00,713 --> 00:24:03,282 What I did find... Was mold 614 00:24:03,349 --> 00:24:06,251 And lots of it. 615 00:24:06,318 --> 00:24:08,387 So I did what anyone would do. 616 00:24:08,454 --> 00:24:12,323 I got a good night's sleep and made plans to eradicate it. 617 00:24:20,497 --> 00:24:23,799 Time to get to work. 618 00:24:28,904 --> 00:24:31,171 - There she sat. Her name was pam. 619 00:24:31,239 --> 00:24:33,073 She was a receptionist. 620 00:24:33,141 --> 00:24:35,474 She was engaged to an animal. 621 00:24:35,542 --> 00:24:37,142 There sat jim. 622 00:24:37,210 --> 00:24:40,012 He was a gawky, tall salesman. 623 00:24:40,079 --> 00:24:43,348 The odds of them getting together 624 00:24:43,416 --> 00:24:44,950 Were "insurmountainable." 625 00:24:45,018 --> 00:24:46,684 I made a family. 626 00:24:46,752 --> 00:24:48,753 I got these two together, and I made a family. 627 00:24:48,821 --> 00:24:50,855 - This man has a gift! 628 00:24:50,922 --> 00:24:52,422 - Who else here is single? 629 00:24:52,490 --> 00:24:54,924 - I'm not single. I have a man. 630 00:24:54,992 --> 00:24:56,692 - I am offering up my services to you all. 631 00:24:56,760 --> 00:24:58,627 You saw what I did with pam and jim. 632 00:24:58,695 --> 00:24:59,828 I can help you too. 633 00:24:59,896 --> 00:25:01,462 - Why don't you find someone for yourself 634 00:25:01,530 --> 00:25:03,331 Instead of meddling in our affairs? 635 00:25:03,398 --> 00:25:05,365 - Okay, show of hands... who wants to live in a world 636 00:25:05,433 --> 00:25:09,268 Where stanley has two lovers and you don't have any? 637 00:25:09,336 --> 00:25:10,604 Who else? 638 00:25:10,672 --> 00:25:12,640 Come on, people. I know models. 639 00:25:12,708 --> 00:25:15,309 - Plus-size models maybe. 640 00:25:15,377 --> 00:25:17,044 - Ha ha ha! You got that right. 641 00:25:17,112 --> 00:25:19,146 Meredith, come on. You're obviously single. 642 00:25:19,214 --> 00:25:22,282 - You know it. I am never getting married. 643 00:25:22,350 --> 00:25:24,084 Like clooney. 644 00:25:24,152 --> 00:25:25,452 - Andrew, what about you? 645 00:25:25,519 --> 00:25:27,620 - Torn scrotum... still on the mend, so... 646 00:25:27,688 --> 00:25:28,955 - Ooh...Ah. - Not good timing. 647 00:25:29,022 --> 00:25:30,923 Yes, I'm gonna ask out erin. 648 00:25:30,991 --> 00:25:33,258 I'm just waiting for the stars to align... 649 00:25:33,326 --> 00:25:34,293 Literally. 650 00:25:34,360 --> 00:25:36,128 I have a small skylight in my bedroom, 651 00:25:36,195 --> 00:25:38,529 And I'd like for the moon to be visible. 652 00:25:38,597 --> 00:25:40,364 - Well, when you least expect it, expect it. 653 00:25:40,432 --> 00:25:42,166 I am going to fill 654 00:25:42,234 --> 00:25:45,301 The empty voids in your life with love. 655 00:25:45,369 --> 00:25:49,772 I am going to fill that empty hole in your body 656 00:25:49,839 --> 00:25:51,740 With another person. 657 00:25:51,808 --> 00:25:54,309 And, like cupid, I am going to shoot you with love. 658 00:26:07,536 --> 00:26:08,536 - Remember yesterday 659 00:26:08,603 --> 00:26:11,104 When we were terrified of being parents? 660 00:26:11,572 --> 00:26:12,805 - We were just kids. 661 00:26:12,873 --> 00:26:14,573 What did we know? 662 00:26:14,641 --> 00:26:16,074 - Hey. How we doing? 663 00:26:16,142 --> 00:26:17,409 - Good. - Great. 664 00:26:17,477 --> 00:26:19,377 - Would you like me to take her to the nursery for the night? 665 00:26:19,745 --> 00:26:21,412 - Doesn't she sleep here? - She can. 666 00:26:21,480 --> 00:26:23,447 Uh, but a lot of parents choose to have the baby 667 00:26:23,515 --> 00:26:26,083 Spend the first night in the nursery to get some rest. 668 00:26:26,151 --> 00:26:27,451 You've been through a lot. 669 00:26:27,519 --> 00:26:29,386 - I think we'll be okay. 670 00:26:29,454 --> 00:26:32,589 - Okay. Great. 671 00:26:32,657 --> 00:26:35,292 - Oh! Big yawn. 672 00:26:35,359 --> 00:26:36,893 - Ready? One, two, three. 673 00:26:36,961 --> 00:26:38,294 - One, and then wrap around. 674 00:26:38,362 --> 00:26:40,296 It's okay. It's okay. 675 00:26:40,364 --> 00:26:43,166 Hold that arm down. - I can't. She's too strong. 676 00:26:43,233 --> 00:26:45,099 Careful, though. You don't wanna break it. 677 00:26:45,167 --> 00:26:46,867 - She's not gonna... just... 678 00:26:46,935 --> 00:26:48,335 - Pam, I got it. 679 00:26:48,403 --> 00:26:49,603 All right. - Go, go. 680 00:26:49,670 --> 00:26:51,271 Arms out. - Nurse? 681 00:26:51,339 --> 00:26:54,107 - How you doing? - I don't know. 682 00:26:54,175 --> 00:26:56,875 I just...I can't tell if she's getting anything. 683 00:26:56,943 --> 00:26:59,443 - Really? - It doesn't feel right. 684 00:26:59,511 --> 00:27:02,112 - Well, you...you're pushing the milk out, right? 685 00:27:02,180 --> 00:27:04,214 - How would one do that? 686 00:27:04,282 --> 00:27:06,116 - Wasn't it... it's kinda like a... 687 00:27:06,184 --> 00:27:07,984 Like...Like that. 688 00:27:08,051 --> 00:27:09,218 - Do you wanna try it, jim? 689 00:27:09,286 --> 00:27:11,120 - Mm-mm. I think you're good. 690 00:27:11,188 --> 00:27:12,555 You're doing a good job. 691 00:27:16,458 --> 00:27:17,658 - Somebody buzzed. 692 00:27:17,725 --> 00:27:19,559 - Oh, really? Must have sat on it, pam. 693 00:27:19,627 --> 00:27:21,560 - I can't tell if she's getting anything. 694 00:27:21,628 --> 00:27:23,695 It just doesn't really feel right. 695 00:27:23,763 --> 00:27:25,198 - Well, maybe we should take a break for a little while. 696 00:27:25,266 --> 00:27:26,634 I can take her to the nursery 697 00:27:26,701 --> 00:27:28,536 And then bring her back and try again a little bit later. 698 00:27:28,603 --> 00:27:29,737 - Even if she's not getting anything? 699 00:27:29,804 --> 00:27:31,205 - Yeah. She'll be fine. 700 00:27:31,272 --> 00:27:33,673 I-I can always give her a bottle once we're in the nursery. 701 00:27:33,741 --> 00:27:36,142 - No. I-I read in the book about nipple confusion. 702 00:27:36,210 --> 00:27:38,209 - Oh, good. You know everything. 703 00:27:38,277 --> 00:27:41,011 - I mean, she's just...she's really tentative about latching. 704 00:27:41,078 --> 00:27:43,412 And I just...I wanna keep her self-esteem up. 705 00:27:43,480 --> 00:27:44,947 - I'll bring her back in a little while, 706 00:27:45,015 --> 00:27:46,214 And we can try again, okay? 707 00:27:46,282 --> 00:27:48,216 - All right. - Okay. 708 00:27:51,051 --> 00:27:52,118 - It's gonna be all right. 709 00:27:52,185 --> 00:27:53,585 - Maybe itl be good, 710 00:27:53,653 --> 00:27:55,987 'cause then she can, like, socialize with the other babies. 711 00:27:57,489 --> 00:28:01,024 No. Yeah, that would... that would be good. 712 00:28:01,091 --> 00:28:02,324 - You wanted to see me? 713 00:28:02,392 --> 00:28:04,527 - What would you say if I told you 714 00:28:04,595 --> 00:28:06,496 That I was about to change your life. 715 00:28:06,564 --> 00:28:07,730 - Oh, boy. 716 00:28:09,233 --> 00:28:12,135 What's that sound? 717 00:28:13,436 --> 00:28:15,937 - I would like you to meet your new boyfriend. 718 00:28:16,005 --> 00:28:17,338 - Yes. 719 00:28:17,405 --> 00:28:18,572 - I don't know what to say. 720 00:28:18,640 --> 00:28:20,106 - Oh, say nothing. 721 00:28:20,174 --> 00:28:22,375 You will learn to love me. 722 00:28:22,443 --> 00:28:25,111 - Okay! Hold on. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 723 00:28:25,178 --> 00:28:26,713 You gotta let the cookies cool 724 00:28:26,781 --> 00:28:29,082 Before you pop 'em in your mouth. 725 00:28:29,150 --> 00:28:31,118 Why don't you guys get to know each other? 726 00:28:31,186 --> 00:28:32,585 Maybe have lunch together. 727 00:28:32,653 --> 00:28:36,189 - Erin, would you have lunch with me? 728 00:28:36,257 --> 00:28:37,190 - Okay. - Good! 729 00:28:37,258 --> 00:28:38,328 - Yes! 730 00:28:38,396 --> 00:28:40,097 - Michael, can I talk to you privately? 731 00:28:40,165 --> 00:28:42,865 - Sure. Kevin, please leave. 732 00:28:42,933 --> 00:28:46,434 - Bye. - Good-bye. 733 00:28:48,070 --> 00:28:50,404 - I'm so sorry if I gave you the impression I'm into kevin, 734 00:28:50,472 --> 00:28:51,971 But I'm not...I like andy. 735 00:28:52,039 --> 00:28:54,940 - Okay. This is going to kill kevin. 736 00:28:55,007 --> 00:28:57,576 - I'm sure he'll be fine. - I'm not so sure. 737 00:28:57,644 --> 00:29:00,747 Kevin has an enormous heart. 738 00:29:00,815 --> 00:29:02,616 Literally, he has an elephant heart. 739 00:29:02,684 --> 00:29:04,018 He had a transplant, 740 00:29:04,085 --> 00:29:06,453 When he was 17, had some problems, 741 00:29:06,520 --> 00:29:08,254 Blah, blah, blah. - Really? 742 00:29:08,322 --> 00:29:11,490 - No. Kevin doesn't have an elephant heart. 743 00:29:11,558 --> 00:29:14,092 But he is very sensitive, and it won't kill erin 744 00:29:14,160 --> 00:29:16,227 To just go and have lunch with him in the break room 745 00:29:16,295 --> 00:29:20,130 Like I promised him. 746 00:29:20,198 --> 00:29:22,999 I bet his heart is enlarged, though. 747 00:29:23,067 --> 00:29:24,266 - I don't want anyone to die. 748 00:29:24,334 --> 00:29:26,835 - Well, just don't let him sit on you. 749 00:29:26,903 --> 00:29:28,669 I'm kidding. I'm kidding. 750 00:29:28,737 --> 00:29:30,504 You'll have fun. It'll be good. It'll be good. 751 00:29:30,572 --> 00:29:32,273 There he is. 752 00:29:32,342 --> 00:29:34,509 Go to him. 753 00:29:34,577 --> 00:29:36,610 - Hi. - Hi. 754 00:29:38,547 --> 00:29:42,317 - Hey, she touched my shoulder. 755 00:29:43,619 --> 00:29:45,186 - Hey, guys, we're short on rooms, 756 00:29:45,253 --> 00:29:47,187 So this is dale and kathy. 757 00:29:48,623 --> 00:29:50,656 Hi. - Hi. Sorry. 758 00:29:50,724 --> 00:29:52,057 - Hi. So sorry. 759 00:29:52,125 --> 00:29:54,092 - Oh...Careful. 760 00:29:59,730 --> 00:30:01,330 She just shoves the nipple right in there. 761 00:30:01,398 --> 00:30:02,865 - I know. 762 00:30:02,933 --> 00:30:04,333 - Did you see that? 763 00:30:04,401 --> 00:30:07,269 I'm pretty sure she's... 764 00:30:17,644 --> 00:30:20,012 - Did you grow up around here? 765 00:30:20,080 --> 00:30:21,814 - No. 766 00:30:21,882 --> 00:30:24,016 - So... 767 00:30:24,083 --> 00:30:26,885 You must have grown up around somewhere else? 768 00:30:26,953 --> 00:30:28,987 - Yes. 769 00:30:34,259 --> 00:30:35,592 - Why was I hiding behind the plant? 770 00:30:35,660 --> 00:30:38,324 Well, in college, I took a botany class, 771 00:30:38,391 --> 00:30:40,424 And there was lots of drama in that class. 772 00:30:40,491 --> 00:30:42,660 Uh, kids would gossip about me, 773 00:30:42,728 --> 00:30:44,629 So I would eavesdrop on them 774 00:30:44,697 --> 00:30:47,198 By hiding behind different plants 775 00:30:47,266 --> 00:30:48,666 In the botany class. 776 00:30:48,733 --> 00:30:51,668 And then they would say things like, 777 00:30:51,736 --> 00:30:53,470 "oh, this guy's gonna fail this class," 778 00:30:53,537 --> 00:30:55,538 Or, "what's this guy doing 779 00:30:55,606 --> 00:30:57,673 Spying on us from behind plants?" 780 00:30:57,741 --> 00:30:59,608 And then I would jump out at them and confront them 781 00:30:59,676 --> 00:31:03,678 And be like, "oh, you think all I do is hide behind plants 782 00:31:03,746 --> 00:31:06,214 And spy on people?" busted. 783 00:31:06,282 --> 00:31:08,216 Oh...the reason? 784 00:31:08,283 --> 00:31:11,018 The reason I was hiding behind that plant in this situation 785 00:31:11,086 --> 00:31:12,653 Was that I thought that erin and kevin 786 00:31:12,721 --> 00:31:15,088 Were kind of hitting it off, and... 787 00:31:15,156 --> 00:31:17,457 I was jealous. 788 00:31:19,860 --> 00:31:21,494 - Uh, hi. Pam halpert. 789 00:31:21,562 --> 00:31:23,796 - Yes. - Hi. I'm clarke. 790 00:31:23,864 --> 00:31:27,065 Josie said you might benefit from a lactation consultant. 791 00:31:27,133 --> 00:31:28,566 - Um... - Yep. 792 00:31:28,634 --> 00:31:29,634 - Yeah, that would be great. 793 00:31:29,702 --> 00:31:31,202 - Yeah, that would be really great. 794 00:31:31,270 --> 00:31:32,836 - Okay. - When's she available? 795 00:31:32,903 --> 00:31:35,839 - Actually, I'm the consultant. 796 00:31:35,906 --> 00:31:36,974 "Got milk?" 797 00:31:37,041 --> 00:31:38,642 - All right... 798 00:31:38,710 --> 00:31:41,311 Let's see what we're workin' with. 799 00:31:44,281 --> 00:31:46,315 - So, uh, the biggest thing... - Mm-hmm. 800 00:31:46,383 --> 00:31:48,117 - Besides not being able to get her to latch... 801 00:31:48,184 --> 00:31:49,884 - Here, I'll get that for you. - Oh, thank you. 802 00:31:49,952 --> 00:31:52,385 - Is that, um, I can't tell if I'm really producing. 803 00:31:52,452 --> 00:31:54,653 I-I don't know if she's getting anything. 804 00:31:54,721 --> 00:31:56,221 - Let me feel here. - Okay. 805 00:31:56,289 --> 00:31:57,522 - Yeah, it's quite full. 806 00:31:57,590 --> 00:31:59,291 Why don't you put your hand on top of my hand? 807 00:31:59,358 --> 00:32:00,625 - Okay. - When you're feeding, 808 00:32:00,693 --> 00:32:02,661 You want to press in like this, make your hand in a "c". 809 00:32:02,729 --> 00:32:05,063 Does that hurt? - No, I mean, 810 00:32:05,131 --> 00:32:08,234 It feels...Pressure. - Sure it doesn't hurt? 811 00:32:08,301 --> 00:32:10,169 - No. It just feels like pressure. 812 00:32:10,237 --> 00:32:11,671 - See how I'm flicking the nipple? 813 00:32:11,739 --> 00:32:12,672 - Mm-hmm. - Like that. 814 00:32:12,740 --> 00:32:14,141 - Yep. - You can stimulate it. 815 00:32:14,208 --> 00:32:15,609 - Yep. - Mm-hmm. 816 00:32:15,677 --> 00:32:17,644 - All right, so you just wanna do that, and that will, uh... 817 00:32:17,712 --> 00:32:18,679 - Perfect. 818 00:32:18,746 --> 00:32:20,214 - The baby should grab onto that. 819 00:32:20,281 --> 00:32:21,615 - I think she will. - Okay. 820 00:32:21,683 --> 00:32:23,451 So I'm just not sure if I'm releasing, though. 821 00:32:23,518 --> 00:32:26,186 - We'll figure it out... Probably. 822 00:32:26,254 --> 00:32:27,788 - Why don't you bring your baby over here? 823 00:32:27,856 --> 00:32:29,189 - Okay. 824 00:32:29,257 --> 00:32:30,557 - She's beautiful. 825 00:32:30,624 --> 00:32:32,758 - Oh, thank you. - Yes. Congratulations. 826 00:32:32,826 --> 00:32:33,825 - Thank you. - Uh-huh. 827 00:32:33,893 --> 00:32:34,959 - Well, you're doing a good job. 828 00:32:35,027 --> 00:32:36,227 Just stay relaxed, and... 829 00:32:36,293 --> 00:32:38,425 I'll come back in a bit to check on you, okay? 830 00:32:38,493 --> 00:32:40,493 - Okay. - Please do. 831 00:32:41,662 --> 00:32:43,695 - Oh, shoot. - What? 832 00:32:43,763 --> 00:32:45,096 - Shoot. She fell off. 833 00:32:45,164 --> 00:32:47,096 - Oh. Uh, try...try the torpedo thing. 834 00:32:47,164 --> 00:32:49,630 - Will you just...will you grab clarke real quick? 835 00:32:49,698 --> 00:32:51,198 - No need. I saw him do it. 836 00:32:51,266 --> 00:32:53,100 I can try it. - Jim, please, please, please. 837 00:32:53,168 --> 00:32:55,769 I think it would be weird if you did it. 838 00:32:55,837 --> 00:32:57,437 - That makes sense. 839 00:32:57,505 --> 00:33:00,740 I'll just... Go get the other guy. 840 00:33:00,808 --> 00:33:02,308 - Hey, what's up, kid? 841 00:33:02,376 --> 00:33:04,710 - Have you had a chance to look over the revisions 842 00:33:04,778 --> 00:33:06,412 On the contract I prepared for you? 843 00:33:06,479 --> 00:33:08,647 - Nothing left to do except dot the "I"s, 844 00:33:08,715 --> 00:33:10,715 The "j"s, and the umlauts. 845 00:33:10,783 --> 00:33:12,317 Why don't you meet me here 846 00:33:12,385 --> 00:33:15,120 At exactly mid-late afternoon? 847 00:33:15,187 --> 00:33:16,988 - I look forward to it. 848 00:33:17,056 --> 00:33:19,557 - Very well. - Good-bye. 849 00:33:25,798 --> 00:33:26,731 - Jim. - Hmm. 850 00:33:26,799 --> 00:33:28,800 - Jim, get her. - Hmm? 851 00:33:28,867 --> 00:33:30,268 - Get the baby. 852 00:33:30,335 --> 00:33:32,636 Get her, come on. 853 00:33:32,704 --> 00:33:36,808 - Okay. Shh, shh, shh. I know, I know. 854 00:33:41,381 --> 00:33:43,816 - Thank you. Okay. 855 00:33:43,884 --> 00:33:46,152 Come here. 856 00:33:46,220 --> 00:33:47,754 Oh, boy. 857 00:33:47,822 --> 00:33:49,857 - All right. - I got her. 858 00:33:55,731 --> 00:33:57,766 Okay. 859 00:34:02,105 --> 00:34:03,339 - Jim. - Hmm? 860 00:34:03,406 --> 00:34:05,241 - She latched. She latched. 861 00:34:05,309 --> 00:34:06,943 - That's amazing. - Oh, my god. 862 00:34:07,011 --> 00:34:08,712 I didn't even have to do the "c" thing. 863 00:34:08,780 --> 00:34:12,149 - That's awesome. - Oh, we're doing it. 864 00:34:12,217 --> 00:34:13,350 - That's great. 865 00:34:13,418 --> 00:34:16,387 - We're really parents now. - Mm... 866 00:34:16,455 --> 00:34:19,290 - Kevin, erin would like a few words with you. 867 00:34:19,358 --> 00:34:20,991 - Hey. - Hi. 868 00:34:21,059 --> 00:34:22,558 - I have really enjoyed our time together. 869 00:34:22,626 --> 00:34:24,126 - Yeah. Me too. 870 00:34:24,193 --> 00:34:25,659 - I wanna continue working on our friendship... 871 00:34:25,727 --> 00:34:26,893 - It's been really, really fun. 872 00:34:26,961 --> 00:34:28,461 - Because I think a friendship 873 00:34:28,529 --> 00:34:30,563 Could be a really cool thing. - Yeah, me too. 874 00:34:30,630 --> 00:34:33,132 - And you're my friend. I hope that I'm your friend. 875 00:34:33,199 --> 00:34:36,336 - Yeah. - Oh, my god, this is agoning. 876 00:34:36,403 --> 00:34:37,705 Look, kevin, 877 00:34:37,772 --> 00:34:41,242 Do you really think that you could have dated erin? 878 00:34:41,309 --> 00:34:42,742 - You said she liked me. 879 00:34:42,809 --> 00:34:44,975 - Okay, even if someone told you that, 880 00:34:45,043 --> 00:34:48,745 You should know that that could never be possible, kevin. 881 00:34:48,812 --> 00:34:50,079 And I'm surprised 882 00:34:50,147 --> 00:34:52,549 That you didn't question me in the first place. 883 00:34:52,617 --> 00:34:54,551 - I've done better than erin. - No, you haven't. 884 00:34:54,618 --> 00:34:56,886 - Lynn was way hotter than erin, michael. 885 00:34:56,954 --> 00:35:00,722 - Lynn was as hot as erin. 886 00:35:00,790 --> 00:35:02,757 - Yeah, michael, but you dated holly and jan, 887 00:35:02,824 --> 00:35:05,158 And they were so much hotter than you. 888 00:35:05,226 --> 00:35:07,557 - This isn't about me, and that is debatable. 889 00:35:07,625 --> 00:35:10,424 And I have a personality, whereas you... 890 00:35:10,491 --> 00:35:13,225 Yes, andy? 891 00:35:18,431 --> 00:35:20,731 - Kev? 892 00:35:20,799 --> 00:35:23,999 Nice going. 893 00:35:26,068 --> 00:35:27,235 - Knock, knock. 894 00:35:27,302 --> 00:35:30,771 Oh, hey, isabel. 895 00:35:32,908 --> 00:35:34,841 - Pam, she's gorgeous. 896 00:35:34,909 --> 00:35:36,409 Oh, my...can I hold her? 897 00:35:36,477 --> 00:35:37,409 - Yes, yes. 898 00:35:37,477 --> 00:35:39,011 She was a little fussy earlier, 899 00:35:39,078 --> 00:35:40,878 But she's totally quieted down. 900 00:35:40,946 --> 00:35:43,247 Here, let me just, uh... let me burp her. 901 00:35:43,315 --> 00:35:45,016 I don't want her to spit up on you. 902 00:35:45,083 --> 00:35:47,218 - Look at you. - Come here, sweetie. 903 00:35:49,088 --> 00:35:51,190 Oh, my god! - What? 904 00:35:51,258 --> 00:35:52,859 - Wrong baby. - What? 905 00:35:52,927 --> 00:35:55,261 - Wrong baby! This is not our baby! 906 00:35:55,328 --> 00:35:57,762 - Oh, my god! 907 00:36:01,265 --> 00:36:03,466 - Okay, okay. - Oh, my gosh. 908 00:36:19,711 --> 00:36:21,544 Has she been fussing long? 909 00:36:21,612 --> 00:36:24,880 - No. Not at all. - Perfect. 910 00:36:24,948 --> 00:36:26,948 - I was out like a light. Hey. 911 00:36:31,619 --> 00:36:34,321 She's not hungry. 912 00:36:41,629 --> 00:36:43,363 - How's it going? - Well... 913 00:36:43,431 --> 00:36:45,999 I feel like she needs to eat, but she just won't latch on, 914 00:36:46,067 --> 00:36:48,001 Which is weird, because the other baby did it... 915 00:36:48,069 --> 00:36:49,435 - Ha ha ha ha ha! 916 00:36:49,503 --> 00:36:51,137 - Bottles are fine. 917 00:36:51,204 --> 00:36:53,271 A lot of babies grow up using bottles. 918 00:36:53,339 --> 00:36:55,239 So you excited to take your baby home? 919 00:36:55,307 --> 00:36:57,140 - We definitely are. At 3:00, right? 920 00:36:57,208 --> 00:36:58,875 You said we could stay till 3:00? 921 00:36:58,943 --> 00:36:59,876 - Yeah, you can. - Okay. 922 00:36:59,943 --> 00:37:01,710 - But it's 2:35. 923 00:37:01,778 --> 00:37:04,446 - Half hour. - Well, 25 minutes. 924 00:37:04,514 --> 00:37:05,814 And you're all set with the car seat? 925 00:37:05,882 --> 00:37:07,883 - Yes. Car seat's right there. 926 00:37:07,950 --> 00:37:09,284 - That bottom part needs to go in the car. 927 00:37:09,351 --> 00:37:11,586 - Newsflash...the whole thing needs to go in the car. 928 00:37:13,222 --> 00:37:14,823 I'll be back in 25 minutes. 929 00:37:14,890 --> 00:37:17,091 - Or it could be a half hour, if you need it to be. 930 00:37:17,159 --> 00:37:18,960 Can we get a late checkout? 931 00:37:19,027 --> 00:37:21,395 I don't... I don't think she heard me. 932 00:37:22,797 --> 00:37:26,133 - Hello? 933 00:37:26,201 --> 00:37:27,901 Dwight? What... 934 00:37:27,969 --> 00:37:29,736 What are you doing here? 935 00:37:29,804 --> 00:37:33,573 - Isabel. Hello. 936 00:37:33,641 --> 00:37:35,442 Yeah, the, uh... 937 00:37:35,510 --> 00:37:36,677 Kitchen was disgusting, so... 938 00:37:38,079 --> 00:37:39,279 New cabinets. - Yeah. 939 00:37:39,347 --> 00:37:41,248 - All I did was bring macaroni and cheese. 940 00:37:41,315 --> 00:37:43,750 - Where's the fridge? 941 00:37:43,818 --> 00:37:45,919 - Oh, it's... In the backyard. 942 00:37:45,986 --> 00:37:48,154 I'll take this. - Oh. 943 00:37:48,222 --> 00:37:50,757 Well, I'll let you get back to it. 944 00:37:50,824 --> 00:37:52,592 - Hey, listen, I know that I'm an adult, 945 00:37:52,660 --> 00:37:55,595 But maybe I could come by some time for a teeth cleaning, 946 00:37:55,662 --> 00:37:57,763 You know, just for fun. 947 00:37:57,831 --> 00:38:01,000 - Well, adults are supposed to go to the dentist too. 948 00:38:01,068 --> 00:38:03,002 - Are they, now? 949 00:38:03,069 --> 00:38:05,204 How some people spend their money. 950 00:38:05,271 --> 00:38:06,671 Right? 951 00:38:06,739 --> 00:38:08,106 Yeah. 952 00:38:08,174 --> 00:38:10,675 - All right. I'll call you, kid. 953 00:38:10,743 --> 00:38:14,278 - Do that. 954 00:38:16,581 --> 00:38:18,048 - You really sure we should be leaving? 955 00:38:19,217 --> 00:38:20,685 - But you hear the baby crying, right? 956 00:38:24,589 --> 00:38:26,657 - Where's your car? 957 00:38:26,724 --> 00:38:27,993 - Uh, it's in the lot. 958 00:38:28,061 --> 00:38:30,963 - A lot of fathers bring the car around. 959 00:38:31,031 --> 00:38:33,164 - Right. Okay. Yes. 960 00:38:33,232 --> 00:38:36,132 That'd be... A smart thing to do. 961 00:38:36,200 --> 00:38:38,067 Uh, pam, I will be right back. 962 00:38:38,135 --> 00:38:39,802 - Okay. Please hurry. 963 00:38:39,869 --> 00:38:41,836 - Erin, uh... 964 00:38:41,904 --> 00:38:43,704 I need you to send this fax immediately. 965 00:38:43,772 --> 00:38:45,205 It's really important, 966 00:38:45,273 --> 00:38:47,340 So I'm gonna stand here and wait for the confirmation. 967 00:38:47,407 --> 00:38:50,742 - Okay. Good. 968 00:38:50,810 --> 00:38:52,811 The fax says... 969 00:38:52,878 --> 00:38:54,913 "erin, will you have dinner with me? 970 00:38:54,980 --> 00:38:56,080 From andy." 971 00:38:56,148 --> 00:38:59,216 And the number is our office fax number. 972 00:38:59,284 --> 00:39:00,217 - It's busy. 973 00:39:00,285 --> 00:39:01,585 Why don't I keep trying, 974 00:39:01,653 --> 00:39:03,186 And then I'll give you the confirmation in a bit? 975 00:39:03,254 --> 00:39:05,555 - Well, sorry. That's unacceptable. 976 00:39:05,622 --> 00:39:08,390 I need you to send it immediately, 977 00:39:08,458 --> 00:39:11,161 Or you're fired. 978 00:39:11,228 --> 00:39:13,329 - You can't talk to me like that. 979 00:39:13,397 --> 00:39:15,598 I didn't do anything wrong. 980 00:39:15,666 --> 00:39:17,867 I've been having a tough day, and it...it's just... 981 00:39:17,934 --> 00:39:19,835 - Oh, god, no. 982 00:39:19,903 --> 00:39:21,537 I'm... 983 00:39:21,604 --> 00:39:23,105 Just read the fax. 984 00:39:23,172 --> 00:39:25,006 - You read the fax! 985 00:39:25,074 --> 00:39:26,709 - I'm... 986 00:39:26,777 --> 00:39:30,179 I'm asking you out. 987 00:39:30,247 --> 00:39:32,381 - Oh, my god. 988 00:39:32,449 --> 00:39:33,950 That's amazing. 989 00:39:36,086 --> 00:39:38,420 Let me just fax this, 990 00:39:38,488 --> 00:39:41,089 And I'll check my planner. 991 00:39:41,157 --> 00:39:43,524 - So it's a date. - Yes. 992 00:39:43,592 --> 00:39:45,760 Do you have a day in mind? - Yeah, what day? 993 00:39:45,827 --> 00:39:47,962 What day? - Every day's fine. Or... 994 00:39:48,030 --> 00:39:49,797 - Well, what's that one? - Thursday? 995 00:39:49,865 --> 00:39:53,066 - Okay. Let's do it. - Okay! 996 00:39:53,134 --> 00:39:56,068 - Would you like me to help you up out of the chair? 997 00:39:56,136 --> 00:39:58,369 - Oh, yeah. Sorry. Yeah, no, I got it. 998 00:39:58,437 --> 00:39:59,804 - Just got a lot of discharges today. 999 00:39:59,872 --> 00:40:01,873 - Okay. 1000 00:40:01,941 --> 00:40:03,142 Okay. - All right, thanks. 1001 00:40:03,210 --> 00:40:05,546 - All right, thanks. - All right. 1002 00:40:13,020 --> 00:40:15,154 You wanna eat? 1003 00:40:15,221 --> 00:40:17,321 Let's...you wanna try eating? 1004 00:40:23,694 --> 00:40:25,895 Okay. Come on. 1005 00:40:25,963 --> 00:40:28,397 Just you and me. 1006 00:40:28,465 --> 00:40:29,999 It's just you and me. Come on. 1007 00:40:30,066 --> 00:40:32,734 Ready? Here we go. 1008 00:40:38,974 --> 00:40:40,307 Like that. 1009 00:40:40,375 --> 00:40:42,909 Oh, there we go. 1010 00:40:42,977 --> 00:40:44,577 You got it! 1011 00:40:44,645 --> 00:40:46,979 - There were five tickets on the windshield. 1012 00:40:50,349 --> 00:40:53,284 Hey. - Hi. 1013 00:40:53,352 --> 00:40:56,420 We did it. 1014 00:40:56,488 --> 00:40:58,289 - You used my move, didn't you? 1015 00:40:58,356 --> 00:41:00,857 - I used a variation of your move. 1016 00:41:02,359 --> 00:41:04,459 - There is no greater feeling 1017 00:41:04,527 --> 00:41:07,628 Than when two people who are perfect for each other 1018 00:41:07,696 --> 00:41:10,931 Overcome all obstacles and find true love. 1019 00:41:10,999 --> 00:41:13,267 And that's what I thought 1020 00:41:13,335 --> 00:41:16,369 That erin and kevin were gonna find today. 1021 00:41:19,439 --> 00:41:21,508 I think I'm gonna be sick. 1022 00:41:26,323 --> 00:41:28,624 - Two forms of I.D., please. 1023 00:41:31,593 --> 00:41:34,595 - And now you... two forms of I.D., please. 1024 00:41:39,766 --> 00:41:41,566 All right, all is in order. 1025 00:41:41,633 --> 00:41:44,067 I just need your signature. 1026 00:41:46,970 --> 00:41:48,237 What is it? 1027 00:41:50,841 --> 00:41:53,776 - Nothing. 1028 00:41:55,946 --> 00:41:57,514 - All right. 1029 00:41:57,582 --> 00:42:00,151 How would you like to celebrate? 1030 00:42:03,121 --> 00:42:04,521 - Just pour yourself a cup of apple juice. 1031 00:42:04,589 --> 00:42:05,922 I feel sick. 1032 00:42:08,625 --> 00:42:10,058 - What...? 1033 00:42:10,126 --> 00:42:13,094 - I couldn't find your ipod. 1034 00:42:17,099 --> 00:42:18,600 Just give me a couple days... 1035 00:42:19,867 --> 00:42:21,168 Be out of your hair. 1036 00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:24,000 Sync by fant0m www.addic7ed.com 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net