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Hey, jim, jim!
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Come here.
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Do you know who that is?
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No.
- Look at him.
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Look at him, t-shirt, jeans.
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Is it you?
- I am flattered.
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That's johnny depp.
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Where'd you take that?
- In my condo complex.
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Oh, my god, that's right!
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I read in people magazine
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That he was looking for a
two-bedroom condo in scranton.
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I'm flippin' out, man.
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Hey, jim, jim,
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Where--where do I find the black pearl?
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Who's that?
- Captain jack sparrow.
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captain jack sparrow, jim.
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John dillinger.
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No. I'm captain jack sparrow.
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Captain crunch.
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Okay. Okay.
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Screw you, halpert.
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You know, it's not easy
getting excited about stuff.
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Remember how you felt
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When you thought you'd
seen roger clemens?
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At the yankees game.
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Yeah. Well, it wasn't him.
- I had...
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A little better reason to believe that...
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You're right. You're right.
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Well, you're not right,
because johnny depp
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In your condo complex...
I know. I know!
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It also explains why
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The name on his mailbox was m. Shulman.
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M. Night shulman?
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Sync
by honeybunny...
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...www.addic7ed.
com
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First up, the lost and found
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Has gone missing.
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It itself is lost.
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So please try not to lose anything
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Until we find it.
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Ah, pet day.
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If you don't have a pet,
please don't feel--
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When are we getting to sales topics?
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Yeah. What about those leads?
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Did you hear anything from corporate?
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Ah, yes, the leads.
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The leads that sabre has
spent $50,000 to get
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From a market research company...
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Are not here yet.
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Oh, man... But will be...
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Damn it!
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No, no, no, no. Meeting's not over.
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But is there anything relevant
to the sales staff here?
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No sales topic, per se.
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Well, then no andy bernard, per se.
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I agree. - Dwight.
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Sorry. Michael,
I got calls to make.
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I would like your undivided
attention, please.
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You couldn't handle my
undivided attention.
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Over the last few weeks,
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Things have been changing here.
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Sabre says it is our duty
to support the sales team,
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And the salesmen are letting
it go to their heads.
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I think it's kind of screwed up.
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Because the way this
place used to work was
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Make friends first,
make sales second,
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Make love third...
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In no particular order.
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Listen, michael,
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About what happened earlier...
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Yeah?
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When I was asking about the leads.
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Mm-hmm.
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Is there any news on the leads?
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Is that all you have to say to me?
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Yeah. You got any news on the leads?
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Okay, I tell you what.
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I'm going out on a very
important sales call.
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You get any news about the leads,
you try me.
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All of my numbers.
All six of my numbers, okay?
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Including the car phone!
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All right, dwight out!
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Salesman is king.
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As the best salesman,
I am king of kings.
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Oh, you say jesus is king of kings?
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Well, what does that say to you
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About how I think of myself?
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do you not answer emails anymore?
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Because I've emailed you four times
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Asking you to come to my desk.
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Honey, if I don't have
time to answer an email,
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I definitely don't have time
to walk over to your desk.
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Wow wowie wowie.
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Congratulations. It's a big check.
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Oh, sorry, o-one second.
- Stop sexting pam.
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I'm trying to congratulate you.
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This is actually a big
potential sale, so...
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You writing your memoirs over there?
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You writing your name over there?
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Well, it's a pretty big check.
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It's good, you know, with the kid.
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Okay. Don't gloat.
Here's the thing.
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This kind of money can corrupt people.
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All right, here we go. Michael...
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I'm just saying that--
- michael...
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Great.
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Teddy, nice.
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Let me just write that down real quick.
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pencil.
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Get me a pencil.
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H-hang on, teddy.
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I'm making a sale. - Mm-hmm.
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Sales.
- Mm-hmm.
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There's other pencils in this office.
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Gimme--I--
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Honey and jelly sandwich time.
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Mike--
- oh...
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You gotta be kidding me.
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Look at that--that's-
I know who did that.
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You saw who did this,
and you didn't stop 'em?
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Didn't have to see.
It was sales--I can feel it.
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They are out of control.
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The sales department smashed my sandwich.
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Yes. All of 'em. Together.
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It's a conspiracy.
Listen to me, mike.
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You gotta do something about them.
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You don't get it.
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You need to get back on top.
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That's what she said.
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Yeah.
- Yeah.
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Something came for you, michael.
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Thank you very much.
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What'd you get?
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Ah. It's just the stupid leads.
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All right!
- Oh, about time.
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Yeah! Me likey!
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Yeah, finally, michael.
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Hand 'em over, numb nuts.
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But seriously, I mean,
it's your job to give us those leads.
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All right.
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Then I guess I should give them out.
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Hold on.
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You know what I'm thinkin'?
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I'm thinking that I have
something that you want.
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You guys are acting
like you own this place,
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And you don't.
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Not even sabre owns this place.
It's a rental.
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I'm kinda sick of the
attitude around here.
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I'm sick of the cocky walk.
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I am sick of you throwing
your paycheck in my face.
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I am sick of your uppity attitude...Jim.
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I think I am not going
to give these to you.
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Yeah!
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We need those leads, michael.
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That's our job, michael.
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Michael!
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Michael, we spent a lot
of money on those leads.
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You have to give 'em out.
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Then we are just rewarding
their bad behavior.
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Okay, just imagine...
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That instead of going to
jail for murdering someone,
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You got an ice cream cone.
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If that were the case,
then in the summertime,
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Everyone would go around killing people
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For--for the pleasure
of an ice cream cone.
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Michael, I don't want...
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To 'incentivize' murder.
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But we've tried to make it clear
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That our policy emphasizes sales staff--
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They act like I have no power.
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But you do. You are in charge...
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Thank you.
- Of supporting the sales staff.
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You are required to hand
out those leads, michael.
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Hmm. Well, if that is
what I am required to do,
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I will do exactly that.
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Okay, good.
- Exactly that.
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Good.
- Exactly that.
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Why do you keep repeating--
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Hello.
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May I have everyone's attention, please?
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Gabe has instructed me
to hand out the leads.
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So I am going to give the
leads to...King creed.
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What--
- what are you--
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And to king...Meredith!
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They aren't sales people.
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And to king angela.
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Because today we are all kings.
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And queens.
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What the hell do you think you're doing?
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I am giving them the leads,
phyllis.
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Hey.
- Hey.
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So I'm gonna go ahead
and save you some time
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And tell you that no one's
gonna go along with this.
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But you knew that, right?
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Mm-hmm.
- All right.
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So why don't you just give
me my share of the leads,
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And I'll start making some calls?
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Okay.
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Hey, all right.
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All right.
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Ah. These aren't leads.
What are they?
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Oh, right. Those are clues.
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And within each clue is a lesson.
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You learn a lesson,
and then you find a lead.
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The leads are scattered all
over the industrial park.
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I'm trying to make your kids respect you.
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Because a father needs
to respect his boss,
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And kids don't respect the father
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Who doesn't respect the boss.
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Do you understand that line of logic?
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I don't even think you understand it.
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I do understand it.
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This one's a map.
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Or is it?
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Oh, how the tables have turned.
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I see you got my email.
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Are you gonna give me the leads or not?
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I'll give you the leads...
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But you know what?
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It's gonna cost you some clerical work.
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What are these for?
- It doesn't matter.
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Fill them out. All of them.
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And when you're done,
you can watch me shred them.
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Right...
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I want to watch the kardashians,
okay?
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I don't want to watch- it's mindless!
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The kardashians is a good show.
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Thank you, stanley!
- No, you don't even know!
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How would he even know the kardashians?
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It's about a family,
a real-life family.
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No, stanley, do you--
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Hey, baby, what's up?
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I am currently reading incoherent riddles
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On blue index cards to
find vital information
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That michael has hidden
all over the office.
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How are you?
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Uh, nothing but vomit
and diapers over here.
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Oh, my god.
I couldn't envy you more.
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Having a baby is as
exhausting as they say it is.
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Having two babies...
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That's just unfair.
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How 'bout this one?
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'when arrogant salesmen
are mean to my face,
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A certain manager will
go to his moppy place.'
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He means his mopey place.
It's under that street lamp
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That he thinks was in casablanca.
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God, I love you.
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Today I turned an office crisis
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Into a teachable moment.
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A lesser manager would have
screwed this day up royally.
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I can imagine some yokel
sitting behind his desk,
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Saying, 'oh, yeah, take a lead.
We're nothing.'
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Some people shouldn't
be in this business.
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Hey.
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I guess you probably
won't give me your leads
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Since I'm a jerk salesman.
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Yeah. I basically wish you were dead.
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I hid the leads. where?
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Colder.
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Cold...Er.
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Warmer.
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00:10:37,162 --> 00:10:39,196
Warmer.
263
00:10:39,264 --> 00:10:40,799
Colder.
264
00:10:40,899 --> 00:10:41,800
Colder. C--
265
00:10:41,900 --> 00:10:43,034
Warmer.
266
00:10:43,134 --> 00:10:45,336
Warmer.
267
00:10:45,403 --> 00:10:46,471
Warmer...
268
00:10:46,571 --> 00:10:49,239
Hot! Hotter...
269
00:10:49,307 --> 00:10:51,142
Burning hot!
270
00:10:51,242 --> 00:10:52,711
Lower...
271
00:10:52,811 --> 00:10:54,312
Are you--
- lower...
272
00:10:54,412 --> 00:10:55,881
Are you sure?
273
00:10:55,981 --> 00:10:58,849
Low...Er...
274
00:11:04,789 --> 00:11:06,224
What are you doing, idiot?
275
00:11:06,324 --> 00:11:08,159
Michael's stupid scavenger hunt.
276
00:11:08,259 --> 00:11:11,263
Scavenger hunt? Here.
I can solve it. Give it.
277
00:11:11,363 --> 00:11:13,565
'the treasure you seek
is in the parking lot
278
00:11:13,665 --> 00:11:15,333
Under the first president'?
279
00:11:15,433 --> 00:11:17,433
Lincoln.
280
00:11:18,603 --> 00:11:21,740
The prankster is getting pranked. Ha ha.
281
00:11:21,840 --> 00:11:23,441
It involves you too.
282
00:11:23,541 --> 00:11:25,541
The leads are in?!
283
00:11:26,611 --> 00:11:27,579
Michael?
284
00:11:27,679 --> 00:11:29,681
Michael, you were supposed to tell me
285
00:11:29,781 --> 00:11:30,916
When the leads came in.
286
00:11:31,016 --> 00:11:35,352
Well, big shot,
if you want to find your leads,
287
00:11:35,420 --> 00:11:38,555
Go to the man who never breeds.
288
00:11:38,623 --> 00:11:39,524
kevin.
289
00:11:39,624 --> 00:11:41,092
Damn it!
290
00:11:41,192 --> 00:11:44,129
Kevin! Give me those leads.
Where are they--come on!
291
00:11:44,229 --> 00:11:46,264
You are never going to find them.
292
00:11:46,364 --> 00:11:48,266
Really?
- I'm going to enjoy this.
293
00:11:48,366 --> 00:11:50,235
Gimme the leads!
Where are the leads?
294
00:11:50,335 --> 00:11:52,704
Gimme the leads!
I'm still enjoying it!
295
00:11:52,804 --> 00:11:55,407
Where are they?
- They're in the trash.
296
00:11:55,507 --> 00:11:57,242
They're in the trash.
297
00:11:57,342 --> 00:11:59,810
the trash. It's code.
298
00:11:59,878 --> 00:12:02,314
All right, meredith.
Take off your dress.
299
00:12:02,414 --> 00:12:04,215
Okey-dokey.
300
00:12:04,315 --> 00:12:06,451
No. Dear god, no.
It's in the trash can.
301
00:12:06,551 --> 00:12:10,821
In the kitchen.
It's coming off either way.
302
00:12:19,064 --> 00:12:21,064
Clean sack.
303
00:12:21,066 --> 00:12:23,401
Oh...What--
- I emptied it in the dumpster.
304
00:12:23,501 --> 00:12:26,804
It had toby's baba ganoush.
305
00:12:26,871 --> 00:12:27,772
If we don't patronize
306
00:12:27,872 --> 00:12:29,607
The only syrian restaurant in town,
307
00:12:29,707 --> 00:12:31,776
There'll be nothing left but pan pizzas
308
00:12:31,876 --> 00:12:36,747
And, you know...
Make your own salads.
309
00:12:41,219 --> 00:12:43,320
It's empty!
310
00:12:43,388 --> 00:12:44,856
Wait. What day is today?
- Um...
311
00:12:44,956 --> 00:12:47,092
Tonight is ghost whisperer...
So Friday.
312
00:12:47,192 --> 00:12:49,326
Oh, my god. Oh, my god!
313
00:12:49,394 --> 00:12:52,663
Oh, my god! No, no, no!
314
00:12:52,730 --> 00:12:54,366
Hey, hey!
315
00:12:54,466 --> 00:12:56,466
Wait!
316
00:12:56,468 --> 00:12:58,468
Wait!
317
00:12:59,643 --> 00:13:01,377
Okay, you know what?
Let's just go to the dump,
318
00:13:01,477 --> 00:13:02,378
Start looking.
319
00:13:02,478 --> 00:13:04,314
Ryan, come on. Shotgun in my car.
320
00:13:04,414 --> 00:13:06,182
Michael, why would we all go to the dump?
321
00:13:06,282 --> 00:13:08,518
Why? Because I am not going to call sabre
322
00:13:08,618 --> 00:13:11,854
And say, 'hi, you know
those very valuable,
323
00:13:11,954 --> 00:13:14,257
'expensive leads that you
gave us earlier today?
324
00:13:14,357 --> 00:13:16,159
'well, because of a
screw-up by a staff member,
325
00:13:16,259 --> 00:13:17,627
They're now in the city dump.'
326
00:13:17,727 --> 00:13:19,929
Not your staff, michael. You.
327
00:13:20,029 --> 00:13:21,464
Well, that's not the
way it's gonna sound.
328
00:13:21,564 --> 00:13:23,132
Here's what we'll do.
We'll go to the dump.
329
00:13:23,232 --> 00:13:24,300
We'll look around.
330
00:13:24,400 --> 00:13:25,935
Then we'll all go out and get pizza,
331
00:13:26,035 --> 00:13:27,937
Maybe catch a movie,
late-night drink.
332
00:13:28,037 --> 00:13:29,739
Some more pizza, call it a night.
333
00:13:29,839 --> 00:13:32,542
Does it have to be pizza?
Can we go for a falafel?
334
00:13:32,642 --> 00:13:34,642
Really?
- I'm not going.
335
00:13:34,677 --> 00:13:36,446
You did this, not us.
336
00:13:36,546 --> 00:13:37,647
Okay, no. You encouraged it.
337
00:13:37,747 --> 00:13:38,881
You were complicit.
338
00:13:38,981 --> 00:13:41,784
Complicit. You were all ' successories.'
339
00:13:41,884 --> 00:13:43,719
That sounds fun,
mucking around in the dump.
340
00:13:43,819 --> 00:13:44,921
I wish I could go.
341
00:13:45,021 --> 00:13:48,123
You can.
- I can't. You know that.
342
00:13:48,191 --> 00:13:50,359
Okay, fine, I get it.
I'll just go by myself.
343
00:13:50,459 --> 00:13:53,195
I'll go, michael.
344
00:13:53,262 --> 00:13:57,098
'cause you'll just screw it up.
345
00:14:09,145 --> 00:14:11,780
This place has gone to hell.
346
00:14:15,451 --> 00:14:16,953
You know, dwight, there was a time
347
00:14:17,053 --> 00:14:19,322
You'd be pinching yourself
to have the opportunity
348
00:14:19,422 --> 00:14:20,890
To look through a dump with me.
349
00:14:20,990 --> 00:14:22,859
Yeah, well,
the acorn becomes the oak.
350
00:14:22,959 --> 00:14:26,195
Yeah. Well, sometimes the
acorn just stays an acorn.
351
00:14:26,295 --> 00:14:28,531
If you don't believe me,
look in my gutters.
352
00:14:28,631 --> 00:14:30,800
You're adorable.
You need to go for it.
353
00:14:30,900 --> 00:14:32,702
I'm gonna be like mad
at you if you don't--
354
00:14:32,802 --> 00:14:34,802
Yeah, whatever.
355
00:14:37,907 --> 00:14:39,842
Whoo. Can't wait for this day to be over.
356
00:14:39,942 --> 00:14:41,911
Why?
- Just all the drama.
357
00:14:42,011 --> 00:14:44,946
What drama?
- Between the...
358
00:14:45,014 --> 00:14:48,149
Us and you guys.
359
00:14:48,217 --> 00:14:50,553
It's unnecessary,
right? - So unnecessary.
360
00:14:50,653 --> 00:14:52,922
Oh, good. Thank god you said that.
361
00:14:53,022 --> 00:14:55,057
If the salesmen weren't acting like
362
00:14:55,157 --> 00:14:56,859
Such a bunch of stuck-up losers,
363
00:14:56,959 --> 00:14:58,394
Then this day wouldn't be so bad.
364
00:14:58,494 --> 00:15:01,730
Did you ever think of that?
365
00:15:01,797 --> 00:15:03,733
I have new baby pictures.
366
00:15:03,833 --> 00:15:05,668
Jim.
367
00:15:05,768 --> 00:15:08,504
Don't use your cute baby
to make us like you.
368
00:15:08,604 --> 00:15:11,306
She's wearing a onesie.
369
00:15:11,374 --> 00:15:13,375
stop it.
370
00:15:15,378 --> 00:15:16,946
If we act nice now,
371
00:15:17,046 --> 00:15:19,282
Then we're rewarding them
for treating us poorly.
372
00:15:19,382 --> 00:15:20,950
Didn't we kind of start it?
373
00:15:21,050 --> 00:15:22,418
I think you're remembering that wrong.
374
00:15:22,518 --> 00:15:23,719
Yeah. I don't know about this.
375
00:15:23,819 --> 00:15:25,922
I mean, I think we
should hold our ground.
376
00:15:26,022 --> 00:15:27,190
The company's changed,
377
00:15:27,290 --> 00:15:29,025
And if they don't like it,
they can leave.
378
00:15:29,125 --> 00:15:31,027
I mean, a lot of their work
can be done from india.
379
00:15:31,127 --> 00:15:33,529
Can we at least all agree
that this is uncomfortable
380
00:15:33,629 --> 00:15:36,689
And maybe heading for something bad?
381
00:15:36,699 --> 00:15:38,601
All those who agree say aye.
382
00:15:38,701 --> 00:15:40,303
Aye. - Aye.
383
00:15:40,403 --> 00:15:41,604
All those opposed?
- I don't think we need opposed.
384
00:15:41,704 --> 00:15:44,306
You've changed, man.
385
00:15:44,373 --> 00:15:47,577
Oh, why, 'cause I have a
shot at a 100k commission?
386
00:15:47,677 --> 00:15:49,212
When do you care about money?
387
00:15:49,312 --> 00:15:52,148
When I first met you,
you were a wide-eyed innocent.
388
00:15:52,248 --> 00:15:54,784
Hey, there is nothing I can
do about my wide-set eyes.
389
00:15:54,884 --> 00:15:57,220
No, no, no, I'm talking about
your personality, dwight!
390
00:15:57,320 --> 00:16:00,223
Okay, when I first met you,
I had a lot of job offers.
391
00:16:00,323 --> 00:16:03,758
And I had an offer from ivan schotsky--
392
00:16:03,826 --> 00:16:05,061
The ivan schotsky.
393
00:16:05,161 --> 00:16:06,796
And if I had assistant-managed him--
394
00:16:06,896 --> 00:16:08,397
Assisted to the managed him.
395
00:16:08,497 --> 00:16:09,665
Oh, that's low!
396
00:16:09,765 --> 00:16:12,034
I would be number two
right now at a home depot!
397
00:16:12,134 --> 00:16:13,135
Yeah.
- Okay?!
398
00:16:13,235 --> 00:16:14,770
'cause they promote from within!
399
00:16:14,870 --> 00:16:17,006
Instead, I had to follow you.
You're going nowhere.
400
00:16:17,106 --> 00:16:19,842
You think you would have
done better without me.
401
00:16:19,942 --> 00:16:21,143
Really? - I hitched my wagon
402
00:16:21,243 --> 00:16:23,311
To a horse with no legs.
403
00:16:23,379 --> 00:16:25,714
Wow! okay!
404
00:16:25,781 --> 00:16:28,116
Man!
405
00:16:28,184 --> 00:16:30,920
When I think about all
the time that I wasted
406
00:16:31,020 --> 00:16:32,488
Being your friend...
407
00:16:32,588 --> 00:16:34,457
I shouldn't have been hanging out
408
00:16:34,557 --> 00:16:36,325
Watching karate movies with you!
409
00:16:36,425 --> 00:16:37,760
Kung fu movies!
410
00:16:37,860 --> 00:16:39,462
I--you know what I
should have been doing?
411
00:16:39,562 --> 00:16:41,430
I should have been out at
bars finding my soul mate,
412
00:16:41,530 --> 00:16:43,266
Finding my wife, making babies.
413
00:16:43,366 --> 00:16:46,302
Nice babies you're making
with the floozies at the bars!
414
00:16:46,402 --> 00:16:48,170
That's my wife you're talking about, man!
415
00:16:48,270 --> 00:16:51,330
Your made-up wife who doesn't exist?
416
00:16:52,675 --> 00:16:53,976
You watch it!
417
00:16:54,076 --> 00:16:55,611
If I'd wanted to hit you,
I would have hit you.
418
00:16:55,711 --> 00:16:57,480
Don't do it!
419
00:16:57,580 --> 00:16:58,948
No, no.
420
00:16:59,048 --> 00:17:02,958
You just made an enemy
with the wrong guy, boy.
421
00:17:07,156 --> 00:17:10,131
Wait--time out, time out, time out!
422
00:17:12,495 --> 00:17:14,729
Time in. - No!
423
00:17:16,098 --> 00:17:19,073
Don't--don't even think about that.
424
00:17:24,106 --> 00:17:25,875
Stop it!
425
00:17:25,975 --> 00:17:29,177
Give it-- that's my spool!
426
00:17:29,245 --> 00:17:31,580
What's the least we can
do to make this okay?
427
00:17:31,680 --> 00:17:34,250
I'll text pam. She's
really good at this stuff.
428
00:17:34,350 --> 00:17:35,484
Yeah. I'll text erin.
429
00:17:35,584 --> 00:17:37,720
She's really good at this stuff too.
430
00:17:37,820 --> 00:17:40,856
I guess we could give them
some of our new commissions.
431
00:17:40,956 --> 00:17:42,625
That is a dangerous precedent.
432
00:17:42,725 --> 00:17:44,960
Pam texted back saying we
could give them all ipods.
433
00:17:45,060 --> 00:17:46,629
Uh, if they don't have an ipod by now,
434
00:17:46,729 --> 00:17:48,631
They really don't want one.
435
00:17:48,731 --> 00:17:51,133
All right. Then we're back to cash.
436
00:17:51,233 --> 00:17:52,535
And I gotta say...
437
00:17:52,635 --> 00:17:54,704
If giving a small percentage
of our commissions
438
00:17:54,804 --> 00:17:56,639
Is gonna smooth all this over,
I'm for it.
439
00:17:56,739 --> 00:17:58,908
Okay, fine, cash it is.
- Oh.
440
00:17:59,008 --> 00:18:00,576
Erin just texted me back.
441
00:18:00,676 --> 00:18:04,161
'people love shells
from faraway beaches.'
442
00:18:05,514 --> 00:18:07,149
Okay, dwight. All right, dwight.
443
00:18:07,249 --> 00:18:09,651
Here we go! Here we go!
444
00:18:09,718 --> 00:18:11,287
Oh, god!
445
00:18:11,387 --> 00:18:13,588
Oh...
446
00:18:14,990 --> 00:18:16,990
Oh...
447
00:18:18,594 --> 00:18:20,829
Oh...
448
00:18:27,837 --> 00:18:29,839
We're never gonna find
those leads, are we?
449
00:18:29,939 --> 00:18:31,939
Nah.
450
00:18:39,748 --> 00:18:41,883
Wow.
451
00:18:41,951 --> 00:18:44,619
Amazing, isn't it?
452
00:18:44,687 --> 00:18:47,323
No other animal on earth could do this.
453
00:18:47,423 --> 00:18:51,326
Maybe beavers... But not like this.
454
00:18:54,530 --> 00:18:56,866
So how 'bout, guys,
1% commission a month
455
00:18:56,966 --> 00:18:58,000
Instead of 2?
456
00:18:58,100 --> 00:18:59,602
What do you-- - no, no, we agreed.
457
00:18:59,702 --> 00:19:01,270
2% for the quarter. - Yes.
458
00:19:01,370 --> 00:19:02,405
Okay.
459
00:19:02,505 --> 00:19:03,973
Hey, everybody.
460
00:19:04,073 --> 00:19:05,107
Nice spread.
461
00:19:05,207 --> 00:19:07,476
We get it-- you eat like royalty.
462
00:19:07,576 --> 00:19:09,979
No, no. This is a
representation of how we feel.
463
00:19:10,079 --> 00:19:12,448
And how we feel is really sorry.
464
00:19:12,548 --> 00:19:15,151
Yeah. We wanted to bring you
in and make a peace offering.
465
00:19:15,251 --> 00:19:18,920
Yeah, we wanted to do
the right thing, so...
466
00:19:18,988 --> 00:19:20,222
Way to go, guys.
467
00:19:20,322 --> 00:19:21,457
This--this--
468
00:19:21,557 --> 00:19:23,626
This was an integrity move.
469
00:19:23,726 --> 00:19:25,628
Yeah. When we walked in here,
470
00:19:25,728 --> 00:19:28,798
We were all prepared to
tell you to go to hell.
471
00:19:28,898 --> 00:19:31,167
Do you have any pastries without fruit?
472
00:19:31,267 --> 00:19:33,535
Yes, we do. Eclairs.
473
00:19:33,602 --> 00:19:35,171
Ooh.
- Ooh!
474
00:19:35,271 --> 00:19:38,274
Well, you better be happy,
taking 2% of our--...
475
00:19:38,374 --> 00:19:40,509
...2% milk! What I forgot for the coffee.
476
00:19:40,609 --> 00:19:42,011
Yeah, treats, stanley.
They've accepted
477
00:19:42,111 --> 00:19:44,580
Our simple offer of treats only,
nothing more.
478
00:19:44,680 --> 00:19:46,948
Oh.
479
00:19:47,016 --> 00:19:49,617
This is nice.
480
00:19:49,685 --> 00:19:52,020
All of us back together.
481
00:19:52,087 --> 00:19:54,990
This...Why would somebody throw that out?
482
00:19:55,090 --> 00:19:57,859
Pfft! Waste.
483
00:20:00,262 --> 00:20:01,964
Hey.
484
00:20:02,064 --> 00:20:04,467
You know who'd like this? Phyllis.
485
00:20:04,567 --> 00:20:07,302
Purple much? - Yeah, she does.
486
00:20:07,369 --> 00:20:09,370
She loves purple.
487
00:20:09,438 --> 00:20:13,141
Does it stink? - Yeah.
488
00:20:13,208 --> 00:20:15,110
Know what would be a great picture here?
489
00:20:15,210 --> 00:20:16,812
Hmm?
- Just this whole dump,
490
00:20:16,912 --> 00:20:19,547
And in the middle, one flower.
491
00:20:19,615 --> 00:20:21,849
Mm-hmm.
- That's it.
492
00:20:21,917 --> 00:20:23,285
Wow.
493
00:20:23,385 --> 00:20:25,850
And the caption would read...
494
00:20:25,888 --> 00:20:27,623
Hope...
495
00:20:27,723 --> 00:20:29,724
Grows...
496
00:20:29,792 --> 00:20:33,494
In a dump.
497
00:20:36,632 --> 00:20:37,633
Whoo-hoo!
498
00:20:37,733 --> 00:20:39,735
The good news that you found our leads?
499
00:20:39,835 --> 00:20:41,637
No. Better.
- We have an awesome
500
00:20:41,737 --> 00:20:43,739
Beanbag chair that's
perfect for the break room.
501
00:20:43,839 --> 00:20:46,175
Eech! I'm never gonna sit
on that disgusting seat.
502
00:20:46,275 --> 00:20:47,443
Yeah, damn right, you're not,
503
00:20:47,543 --> 00:20:48,911
'cause it's for me and michael only!
504
00:20:49,011 --> 00:20:52,947
Yeah!
505
00:20:55,170 --> 00:20:56,805
It's freezing out here.
506
00:20:56,905 --> 00:20:59,173
Yeah!
507
00:20:59,241 --> 00:21:01,442
Well, I...
508
00:21:01,510 --> 00:21:03,311
I have warm blood.
509
00:21:03,411 --> 00:21:05,147
Uh...Oh, wow.
510
00:21:05,247 --> 00:21:07,247
Oh, thank you.
511
00:21:10,352 --> 00:21:13,667
You're the nicest person I've ever met.
9999
00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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