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Okay
2
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Work your core!
3
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[straining]
4
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Come on.
5
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How many is that?
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Not counting the last one,
25.
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Count the last one.
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Okay,
25 and one girl push-up.
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Oh, new record!
Okay.
10
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Oh, what did you do today?
I made a sale.
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Oh, yeah, sitting
on your big, fat butt.
12
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All right,
that is the number to beat.
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What do we get
if we do 'em?
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My respect.
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Okay, I'll make it
a little more interesting.
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Anyone who does more
than 25 push-ups...
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And one girl push-up.
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Gets to go home.
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Ooh!
Ooh...
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I say, "dance,"
they say, "how high?"
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Three, four...
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Here we go.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
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Butt too high. Disqualified!
Ow.
24
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What do we got?
Creed, disqualified.
25
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Oh, come on!
26
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19...
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[groans]
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I had a really hard workout
this morning.
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[straining]
30
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Oh, wow,
that is adorable!
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Ten.
Yeah!
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I'm betting...One more.
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11.
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Wow!
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Good.
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[all chanting]
stanley! Stanley! Stanley...
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Okay. All right.
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Stanley! Stanley! Stanley...
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Essentially,
what we have here is
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Is one of those stories
where a mother lifts a car
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To save her baby.
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Well, it's not exactly fair.
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He's got all of his weight
that's helping him go down.
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25. Yeah!
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Yeah, come on.
You can do it!
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Come on, stanley,
let's do it, come on.
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[cheers and applause]
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Very nicely done.
49
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You okay, stanley?
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Excuse me.
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Wow.
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All right, papa bear.
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[cheerful music]
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The Office 6x20
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An Ilami Production
Http://ilami.hostei.com
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[horn honks]
57
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Hey.
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Matt, right?
59
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Hey, oscar.
You're here early.
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[chuckles]
I always come in at 7:00.
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No, you don't.
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Well...
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Hey, uh, are you doing anything
later tonight?
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I don't know.
I'm free.
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If you hear of anything
going on, let me know.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, we talked this morning,
and we talked at christmas.
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So a little momentum there.
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Just a...Couple hours
to kill before work.
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Hey, what's up?
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Hey. Nice office.
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Thanks. It's cool.
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So...
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You know what we haven't done
in a while?
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Happy hour.
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Upstairs, the warehouse.
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Everybody just going out
for a drink.
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Has that ever happened?
Ever?
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Didn't we?
I think we did.
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You want me to invite matt?
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Yeah, the whole gang.
Matt included.
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Look, just be straight
with me, man.
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You can be gay with matt,
just be straight with me.
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So happy hour.
Happy hour.
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Just invite everybody.
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My pleasure.
All right.
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So what do you think?
Hmm...
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I saw a new drink on tv
I'd like to try.
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I'll ask bob.
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Yeah, I love going to bars
with bob.
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I tend to wear something
low-cut,
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Get men to flirt
with me,
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And bob beats 'em up.
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What?
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A bunch of us are talking
about happy hour.
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I would love, love,
love to go.
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Only problem is, pam's
at home with the baby,
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And I think she wants
a night in.
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Oh, baloney.
Good one.
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Ring her up.
Absolutely.
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I will do that right now.
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I gotta tell you,
this baby is amazing.
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She gets me out
of everything.
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And I--and I love her.
I also love her very much.
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So some of the co-workers
were thinking
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Of going out tonight,
but I told them--
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Yes! Yes!
I would love to!
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Ha! Knew it!
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It's been so long
since I've been with adults.
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I am so excited
to see everybody.
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Creed, ryan.
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Oh, my god, stanley!
Stanley's gonna be there.
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Yes! Oh, my god...
I did not see this coming.
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Erin, I need you
to fax this
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And get me
a confirmation, pronto.
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[whispering]
are you going later?
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Sure, if you are.
Yes.
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Talk to me that way again
and I'll cut your face off!
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Whoa.
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We recently struck up
a romantic relationship.
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And, um...
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But we're kinda
keeping it quiet for now.
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'cause it's still kind of
a new thing.
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It's a little delicate,
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And we just don't want
all the drama.
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Exactly.
'cause when everyone knows--
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[knock on window]
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[giggling]
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Uh...
[chuckles]
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That's actually pretty funny,
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But in general,
you know.
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[kevin continues giggling]
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Quiet.
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Hey, boss man.
Yes?
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A bunch of us are going
to get some drinks--you in?
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Ladies and gentlemen,
it is quitting time.
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I'm sorry, I meant later.
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Okay.
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For happy hour?
Yes, sure. No, I got that.
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Trying to get a head count.
I am in.
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All right. Yes!
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It's a deal.
It's a deal.
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Oh, hey, I invited
my friend julie.
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Okay.
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I want her to meet michael.
Why?
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They're both single.
I have a sense they might--
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You've been gone
for a long time.
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It is not that.
Kevin!
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Oh!
Yeah!
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Hey, how are you?
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Oh, I missed you
so much.
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Aww...
Yeah!
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Yeah.
Waaaaah!
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Raaaaaaa!
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Waaaaaaa!
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When a new mom hears
a baby cry,
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Her you-know-whats fill up
with you know what,
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And then her shirt gets,
you know...
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[giggles]
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That would be funny.
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Oh, wow, I cannot believe
this is happening.
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This is everything
I dreamed.
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Oh, my god!
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[laughs]
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Easy.
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It's not a birthday.
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It's not a good-bye party.
Oh, hey...
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Pam and I are gonna
go play pool
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With one of her friends,
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And we need a fourth.
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Sucks to be you.
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Would you like to be
our fourth?
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That would be sublime.
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All right.
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So the guy shows me
the deck he's built.
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And I'm like,
"I'll call this a deck
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"if it'll make you happy,
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But this is just a porch
without a roof."
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[laughter]
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It was ridiculous, man.
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It was like--you could maybe get
two chairs on the thing.
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Two lawn chairs.
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Hey, michael.
Yes.
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This is my friend julie.
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Hello. How are you?
Good. Hi.
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What is a nice girl like you
hanging out
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With these bums for?
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There you go.
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Julie laughs at everything.
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So you work
with pam and jim?
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Oh, no, no.
Pam and jim work for me.
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And if they win,
they are fired.
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I should hope not.
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No. No, not really.
Not really,
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But they better not win.
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Hey.
Hey, isabel, you made it.
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Oh, my goodness.
Of course.
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You want to play pool?
Um...
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I'm gonna do a lap.
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See if I know anyone.
Okay.
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And then they said
the most ridiculous thing
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About anderson cooper...
Uh-huh.
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Which I do not have
the decency to repeat.
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00:08:02,486 --> 00:08:03,720
But trust me
when I tell you that--
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Hold that thought.
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00:08:06,623 --> 00:08:08,357
Well, well, well.
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00:08:08,424 --> 00:08:10,025
[chuckles]
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If it isn't isabel.
Mm-hmm.
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At's a girl like you doing
in a place like this?
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A girl like me is why
a guy like you comes
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To a place like this.
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Ooh, I love repartee.
Do you?
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00:08:20,365 --> 00:08:21,765
Usually means there's
a battle scene coming.
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[laughter]
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So what do you do?
I am an esl teacher.
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Really?
Yeah.
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00:08:28,677 --> 00:08:30,577
See, I didn't think
you could teach that.
218
00:08:30,645 --> 00:08:32,946
I thought that was something
you were born with.
219
00:08:33,014 --> 00:08:34,047
What am I thinking
right now?
220
00:08:34,115 --> 00:08:36,482
Are you thinking that
I said "esp"?
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00:08:36,550 --> 00:08:39,618
Yes.
I feel like an idiot.
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Awesome.
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00:08:41,354 --> 00:08:44,856
I was a little nervous when
pam told me he was her boss,
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00:08:44,923 --> 00:08:48,426
But he doesn't act
like a boss at all.
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If I had a boss like that,
we'd never get anything done.
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00:08:51,698 --> 00:08:53,699
So what do you think?
About what?
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About julie.
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She's nice.
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Yeah.
Yeah.
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So you like her?
Uh, yeah, sure.
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00:09:00,305 --> 00:09:02,572
So pam was right.
About what?
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00:09:02,640 --> 00:09:04,340
About you two
hitting it off.
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00:09:13,448 --> 00:09:19,652
Well, apparently michael scott
is on a date.
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00:09:19,720 --> 00:09:21,487
And that--
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00:09:21,555 --> 00:09:25,057
That, my friend,
changes everything.
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00:09:27,660 --> 00:09:29,094
My brother, good head,
bad heart.
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00:09:30,476 --> 00:09:33,544
Good head, but heart.
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00:09:33,611 --> 00:09:35,179
I know.
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00:09:35,246 --> 00:09:36,647
Oh, yeah,
you told me about him.
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00:09:36,714 --> 00:09:37,881
Yeah. Yeah.
Oh, boy.
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00:09:37,949 --> 00:09:38,982
Yeah, he's all right.
242
00:09:39,050 --> 00:09:42,419
Hey, michael,
where have you been?
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00:09:42,487 --> 00:09:44,921
Hey, you're supposed to hit
the white ball first, buddy.
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00:09:44,989 --> 00:09:46,256
Heh!
Nice one.
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00:09:46,324 --> 00:09:47,490
Can I talk to you for a second?
Mm-hmm.
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00:09:47,558 --> 00:09:50,726
All right.
Everything okay?
247
00:09:50,794 --> 00:09:52,428
Why are you wearing
a hat now?
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00:09:52,496 --> 00:09:54,931
Guys, come on, I'm on a date.
Let me do my thang.
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Hi, I'm date mike.
Nice to meet me.
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00:09:58,034 --> 00:10:01,268
How do you like your eggs
in the morning?
251
00:10:03,170 --> 00:10:04,371
You want to just
make a run for it?
252
00:10:04,438 --> 00:10:06,172
Maybe.
253
00:10:06,240 --> 00:10:08,140
Waaaaah!
254
00:10:08,208 --> 00:10:10,409
Waaaaah!
255
00:10:10,476 --> 00:10:14,478
Mommy!
256
00:10:18,748 --> 00:10:20,915
What is happening?
257
00:10:20,983 --> 00:10:24,218
[dance beat playing]
258
00:10:24,286 --> 00:10:26,321
Whoa!
259
00:10:26,389 --> 00:10:27,522
Wow.
260
00:10:27,590 --> 00:10:29,090
What is crackin'?
One second.
261
00:10:29,158 --> 00:10:30,691
We're focusing,
we're focusing--we can't talk.
262
00:10:30,759 --> 00:10:31,692
What's this game?
One second.
263
00:10:31,760 --> 00:10:32,960
Yeah, how do you play?
264
00:10:33,028 --> 00:10:34,863
Guys, guys, guys, please.
Game over.
265
00:10:34,930 --> 00:10:37,332
All right, it's all yours now.
Only three tickets.
266
00:10:37,400 --> 00:10:39,268
If we save 'em up, we can get
more than a sticker this time.
267
00:10:39,336 --> 00:10:40,870
Stop telling me
how to spend my tickets.
268
00:10:40,937 --> 00:10:42,104
I know,
but you wanted the big thing.
269
00:10:42,172 --> 00:10:43,573
Wow, can you imagine
what people would say
270
00:10:43,640 --> 00:10:44,874
If they saw us
dancing together?
271
00:10:44,942 --> 00:10:46,275
Oh, I know.
272
00:10:46,343 --> 00:10:48,244
They'd be like,
"what's up with those two?"
273
00:10:48,312 --> 00:10:50,646
"hey, guys,
get a bedroom already."
274
00:10:50,714 --> 00:10:52,748
"did we miss the wedding?"
[laughter]
275
00:10:52,816 --> 00:10:55,050
Um, I got it--
I'll do this,
276
00:10:55,118 --> 00:10:56,818
And you play the racing game,
and then we'll switch.
277
00:10:56,886 --> 00:11:00,655
Yes, okay.
Yeah, that's smart.
278
00:11:00,722 --> 00:11:02,823
No drama. Okay.
279
00:11:02,891 --> 00:11:06,659
[dance beat playing]
280
00:11:06,727 --> 00:11:09,728
Oh, air hockey, basketball.
We could play that.
281
00:11:09,796 --> 00:11:11,698
Oh, whac-a-mole.
282
00:11:11,766 --> 00:11:13,500
Any brothers or sisters?
Three brothers.
283
00:11:13,568 --> 00:11:15,033
Really?
Mm-hmm.
284
00:11:15,101 --> 00:11:16,501
Two are in the marines,
one's a cop.
285
00:11:16,569 --> 00:11:19,835
Vegetarian?
No. I love meat.
286
00:11:19,903 --> 00:11:22,503
[sly laugh]
what's your blood type?
287
00:11:22,571 --> 00:11:24,505
O-negative.
Universal donor.
288
00:11:24,572 --> 00:11:26,239
Universal donor.
Mm-hmm.
289
00:11:26,307 --> 00:11:28,178
[chuckles]
290
00:11:28,246 --> 00:11:29,312
[bleep].
291
00:11:29,380 --> 00:11:31,647
Angela versus isabel.
292
00:11:31,715 --> 00:11:33,483
Height, advantage isabel.
293
00:11:33,550 --> 00:11:36,752
Birthing hips,
advantage isabel.
294
00:11:36,820 --> 00:11:40,724
Remaining child-bearing years,
advantage isabel.
295
00:11:40,791 --> 00:11:44,994
Legal obligation,
advantage angela.
296
00:11:45,062 --> 00:11:46,396
Hey, guys, guys, guys.
297
00:11:46,463 --> 00:11:47,397
Excuse moi.
Hey!
298
00:11:47,465 --> 00:11:50,200
Watch this. Ready?
299
00:11:50,267 --> 00:11:52,568
What are you doing?
300
00:11:52,635 --> 00:11:55,236
I'm tying a knot
in the stem with my tongue.
301
00:11:55,303 --> 00:11:57,204
Michael, you don't have
to do this.
302
00:11:58,239 --> 00:12:00,640
[choking]
303
00:12:00,708 --> 00:12:03,408
Wow. Oh, wow,
that was close.
304
00:12:03,476 --> 00:12:05,642
I would say I kind of have
an unfair advantage
305
00:12:05,710 --> 00:12:07,678
Because I watch
reality dating shows
306
00:12:07,746 --> 00:12:10,714
Like a hawk,
and I learn.
307
00:12:10,782 --> 00:12:13,115
I absorb information from
the strategies of the winners
308
00:12:13,183 --> 00:12:14,716
And the losers.
309
00:12:14,784 --> 00:12:17,017
Actually, I probably learn more
from the losers.
310
00:12:17,085 --> 00:12:20,485
Hey, you two
having fun?
311
00:12:20,553 --> 00:12:21,720
Did you tell them?
312
00:12:21,788 --> 00:12:23,588
No.
313
00:12:23,656 --> 00:12:28,692
This is exactly what
I don't want--the drama.
314
00:12:28,760 --> 00:12:32,929
I don't want...
The drama!
315
00:12:32,997 --> 00:12:34,197
I get it.
316
00:12:34,264 --> 00:12:37,366
[bell dinging]
oh!
317
00:12:37,434 --> 00:12:39,434
You are amazing at this.
How did you get so good?
318
00:12:39,502 --> 00:12:41,436
Whacking moles.
319
00:12:41,504 --> 00:12:43,004
Hit 'em on the head. Whack!
Whack!
320
00:12:43,072 --> 00:12:44,138
Whack. Say it with me.
Whack!
321
00:12:44,206 --> 00:12:45,172
Extend the fingers more.
322
00:12:45,240 --> 00:12:46,173
Whack.
Good.
323
00:12:46,241 --> 00:12:47,274
This looks like a hoot.
324
00:12:47,342 --> 00:12:49,343
Hey, monkey,
how you doing?
325
00:12:49,410 --> 00:12:50,510
Whack.
326
00:12:50,578 --> 00:12:51,945
Listen, can I talk to you
for a second?
327
00:12:52,012 --> 00:12:53,679
Okay.
328
00:12:53,747 --> 00:12:55,547
You know,
I've been thinking...
329
00:12:55,614 --> 00:12:58,383
We had a good run.
We really did.
330
00:12:58,450 --> 00:12:59,851
But you don't need to worry
331
00:12:59,918 --> 00:13:01,452
About this whole
contract thing anymore.
332
00:13:01,520 --> 00:13:02,520
It's no worry.
333
00:13:02,587 --> 00:13:03,888
It's just that we both--
334
00:13:03,955 --> 00:13:05,723
We want different things.
335
00:13:05,791 --> 00:13:07,925
You know, I want
a big family.
336
00:13:07,993 --> 00:13:10,127
I could see
enjoying that.
337
00:13:10,195 --> 00:13:12,095
No, no, no, no.
I want a big family.
338
00:13:12,163 --> 00:13:14,898
Tall, thick. A big...
339
00:13:14,966 --> 00:13:16,566
Physically big family.
340
00:13:16,634 --> 00:13:20,770
Listen, you go have fun.
You're off the hook.
341
00:13:20,838 --> 00:13:22,005
Buwe signed the contract.
342
00:13:22,072 --> 00:13:23,906
Dissolved.
Don't worry, you're free.
343
00:13:23,974 --> 00:13:26,875
Okay? Okay. See you later.
We both--you didn't dup--
344
00:13:26,943 --> 00:13:30,111
[rock music playing]
345
00:13:30,179 --> 00:13:31,812
Wow, maybe we should
tell her
346
00:13:31,880 --> 00:13:33,647
That he's not normally
like this.
347
00:13:33,715 --> 00:13:35,716
Maybe it should come
from a man.
348
00:13:35,784 --> 00:13:38,251
Maybe it should come
from a note...
349
00:13:38,319 --> 00:13:40,386
With flowers...Tomorrow.
350
00:13:40,454 --> 00:13:42,054
Hello.
Hello.
351
00:13:42,122 --> 00:13:43,355
Hi.
Hi.
352
00:13:43,423 --> 00:13:46,225
You want to pay 400 bucks
to re-felt this table?
353
00:13:46,292 --> 00:13:47,826
Yeah, why don't you
send the bill
354
00:13:47,893 --> 00:13:50,728
To 23 I don't care lane,
scranton, pennsylvania?
355
00:13:50,796 --> 00:13:52,396
Hey, michael, why don't you
just get down?
356
00:13:52,464 --> 00:13:55,667
Hey, she can tell
I'm on a date, right? Right?
357
00:13:55,735 --> 00:13:56,935
I'm just having fun.
358
00:13:57,003 --> 00:13:58,171
Ted, are we having fun?
359
00:13:58,238 --> 00:13:59,807
Really?
360
00:13:59,875 --> 00:14:02,409
You told on me.
That's lame.
361
00:14:02,477 --> 00:14:04,844
We got a problem?
Yes. Homelessness.
362
00:14:04,912 --> 00:14:07,780
[laughing]
what?
363
00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:09,847
All right, go.
Where?
364
00:14:09,915 --> 00:14:11,682
Get out. Now.
365
00:14:11,750 --> 00:14:15,118
Okay. All right.
Okay, whoa.
366
00:14:19,489 --> 00:14:21,656
I'm just kidding around.
I'm sorry.
367
00:14:28,596 --> 00:14:31,364
Okay, um, why don't we just
finish the game.
368
00:14:31,432 --> 00:14:33,199
Michael, it's your shot.
369
00:14:33,267 --> 00:14:34,700
She can't talk to us
that way.
370
00:14:34,768 --> 00:14:36,268
You guys are stripes,
I think.
371
00:14:36,336 --> 00:14:38,836
You let somebody
talk to you like that,
372
00:14:38,904 --> 00:14:40,369
Where does it stop?
It stopped.
373
00:14:40,437 --> 00:14:43,371
Well, I am starting it again!
374
00:14:47,074 --> 00:14:50,210
Do you guys want
some food?
375
00:14:50,277 --> 00:14:52,412
The wings are
really good here.
376
00:14:54,559 --> 00:14:57,888
[dance music]
377
00:14:57,956 --> 00:15:01,150
♪ ♪
378
00:15:02,189 --> 00:15:06,447
Hey, you embarrassed
my friends in front of me,
379
00:15:06,515 --> 00:15:07,779
And I'm gonna need you to go
back over to the table
380
00:15:07,847 --> 00:15:09,107
And apologize.
381
00:15:09,175 --> 00:15:13,300
Then I am sorry that
I didn't kick you out.
382
00:15:13,368 --> 00:15:15,066
I am here
with my employees.
383
00:15:15,131 --> 00:15:18,692
I am here on a date.
Hello.
384
00:15:18,760 --> 00:15:20,589
Well, uh, I'm the manager
here, sir.
385
00:15:21,130 --> 00:15:22,626
Well, it just so happens
that I'm a manager too.
386
00:15:22,693 --> 00:15:24,291
And the way
I manage people
387
00:15:24,359 --> 00:15:27,950
Is that I touch their hearts
and souls with humor,
388
00:15:28,018 --> 00:15:30,644
With love, and maybe
a dash of razzle-dazzle.
389
00:15:30,712 --> 00:15:32,076
And I don't see that
from you.
390
00:15:32,144 --> 00:15:33,905
Is that how you do it?
391
00:15:33,973 --> 00:15:36,369
Yes, it is.
I am writing a book about it.
392
00:15:36,437 --> 00:15:37,865
Really?
How much have you written?
393
00:15:37,933 --> 00:15:41,061
I've written all of it...
394
00:15:41,129 --> 00:15:42,756
In my head.
395
00:15:42,824 --> 00:15:44,222
Oh.
396
00:15:44,289 --> 00:15:45,484
If you're really interested,
397
00:15:45,552 --> 00:15:47,183
It is called
somehow I manage.
398
00:15:47,250 --> 00:15:48,479
And there's going to be
a picture of me
399
00:15:48,547 --> 00:15:51,942
On the cover, shrugging,
with my sleeves rolled up.
400
00:15:52,010 --> 00:15:53,909
Huh. Have you read
lee iacocca's?
401
00:15:53,977 --> 00:15:55,112
It's a classic.
402
00:15:55,179 --> 00:15:57,189
Read it? I own it.
403
00:15:57,256 --> 00:15:58,639
But no,
I have not read it.
404
00:15:58,707 --> 00:16:00,151
Dude, tonight!
405
00:16:00,219 --> 00:16:01,462
You're not gonna want
to put it down.
406
00:16:01,539 --> 00:16:02,506
It's gonna make you want
to go out
407
00:16:02,583 --> 00:16:03,657
And buy a chrysler tomorrow.
408
00:16:03,724 --> 00:16:06,168
I own a chrysler.
Shut up.
409
00:16:06,236 --> 00:16:07,472
No, you shut up!
410
00:16:07,540 --> 00:16:09,675
What's your drink?
411
00:16:09,743 --> 00:16:13,045
Grenadine.
What?
412
00:16:13,113 --> 00:16:15,781
We just have to throw everyone
off the scent a little,
413
00:16:15,848 --> 00:16:18,616
So follow my lead.
Okay.
414
00:16:22,221 --> 00:16:24,688
Hi.
Hi.
415
00:16:24,756 --> 00:16:25,956
I don't normally
do this, but...
416
00:16:26,024 --> 00:16:27,324
Do what?
Go, go.
417
00:16:27,392 --> 00:16:29,726
Just sit down next
to a beautiful woman
418
00:16:29,794 --> 00:16:33,962
And start talking to myself
to confuse other people.
419
00:16:34,030 --> 00:16:36,130
Hey, big boy.
420
00:16:36,198 --> 00:16:37,698
Do you like it
when I do that?
421
00:16:39,865 --> 00:16:43,034
What are you doing?
What we said to do.
422
00:16:43,102 --> 00:16:46,370
We didn't say we were gonna,
like, start groping strangers.
423
00:16:46,437 --> 00:16:48,772
I was flirting
with a man.
424
00:16:48,840 --> 00:16:50,441
Get in here.
425
00:16:50,508 --> 00:16:52,109
Where did you learn
to talk like that?
426
00:16:52,177 --> 00:16:54,044
The movies.
I don't know.
427
00:16:54,112 --> 00:16:56,513
Well, what movie,
black snake moan?
428
00:16:56,581 --> 00:16:59,182
I manage a paper company--
dunder mifflin/saber.
429
00:16:59,250 --> 00:17:00,450
You have a card?
430
00:17:00,518 --> 00:17:02,251
I did. I actually put it
in your bowl.
431
00:17:05,589 --> 00:17:07,123
Stanley hudson?
432
00:17:07,191 --> 00:17:08,991
No. No.
433
00:17:09,058 --> 00:17:11,659
Whoa, a lot of stanley hudsons
in here.
434
00:17:11,727 --> 00:17:13,694
No, it's michael scott.
Michael scott?
435
00:17:13,762 --> 00:17:17,264
He is I.
You just won yourself a lunch.
436
00:17:17,331 --> 00:17:19,699
Oh. Hey, guys.
437
00:17:22,402 --> 00:17:24,270
I think I'm gonna go.
438
00:17:24,337 --> 00:17:25,704
Really?
Yeah.
439
00:17:25,772 --> 00:17:28,439
I'm--I'm sorry.
He's not usually like that.
440
00:17:28,507 --> 00:17:29,907
What's he usually like?
441
00:17:29,974 --> 00:17:36,244
He's more just...
442
00:17:36,312 --> 00:17:37,880
Like...
443
00:17:37,948 --> 00:17:38,881
You can go.
Yeah.
444
00:17:38,949 --> 00:17:39,882
All right.
Okay.
445
00:17:39,950 --> 00:17:42,551
Bye.
See ya.
446
00:17:42,619 --> 00:17:45,587
Nice girl.
Yeah.
447
00:17:45,655 --> 00:17:50,492
Hey, julie.
You having fun?
448
00:17:54,229 --> 00:17:56,066
[clears throat]
so...
449
00:17:56,134 --> 00:17:58,736
When are you coming in
for that free lunch?
450
00:17:58,803 --> 00:18:01,505
You're gonna want to come in
on a day that I'm working.
451
00:18:01,572 --> 00:18:06,041
Uh...Maybe I can hear more
about that book too.
452
00:18:08,652 --> 00:18:10,452
Hey, man,
you put together
453
00:18:10,520 --> 00:18:13,421
A pretty fun night
for everybody.
454
00:18:13,489 --> 00:18:15,256
I saw you talking
to hide.
455
00:18:15,324 --> 00:18:16,891
Did you hear that dude's
life story?
456
00:18:16,959 --> 00:18:18,292
It's amazing, right?
457
00:18:18,360 --> 00:18:19,793
I couldn't understand
a word he said.
458
00:18:19,860 --> 00:18:21,527
Let me tell you something,
oscar.
459
00:18:21,595 --> 00:18:24,461
All right,
matt's an okay dude,
460
00:18:24,529 --> 00:18:26,395
But he's a dummy.
461
00:18:26,463 --> 00:18:27,930
You guys got nothing
in common.
462
00:18:27,997 --> 00:18:31,065
Maybe you're right.
I should count myself lucky.
463
00:18:31,133 --> 00:18:32,966
Hehat's up?
There he is!
464
00:18:33,034 --> 00:18:34,134
Hey, hey, hey.
465
00:18:34,201 --> 00:18:36,134
Anyone up for some hoops?
Sure. Hoops.
466
00:18:36,202 --> 00:18:38,571
Let's do it.
Hoop it up. Yeah.
467
00:18:50,819 --> 00:18:56,156
This is not what I want
my relationship to look like.
468
00:18:56,224 --> 00:18:58,926
[thumps microphone]
469
00:18:58,994 --> 00:19:00,193
Hi, ladies and gentlemen.
470
00:19:00,261 --> 00:19:02,428
My name is andrew bernard,
471
00:19:02,496 --> 00:19:04,263
And I've been on two dates
with erin hannon,
472
00:19:04,330 --> 00:19:08,700
And they went well,
and there will probably be more.
473
00:19:08,768 --> 00:19:10,635
Thank you.
474
00:19:10,703 --> 00:19:12,637
You know, it got to the point
where keeping it a secret
475
00:19:12,704 --> 00:19:14,371
Was just too much drama.
476
00:19:14,439 --> 00:19:17,841
And I hate drama,
so there you go.
477
00:19:17,908 --> 00:19:19,142
You love drama.
478
00:19:19,209 --> 00:19:21,110
I know, I do, right?
[laughter]
479
00:19:21,178 --> 00:19:23,379
I'm a total drama queen.
480
00:19:23,446 --> 00:19:24,713
With this move,
he can't get you.
481
00:19:24,781 --> 00:19:26,715
Well, I think that
he could counter that move.
482
00:19:26,782 --> 00:19:29,117
The scranton strangler is
a professional strangler.
483
00:19:29,184 --> 00:19:30,785
Oh, please, I wish
he'd comafter me.
484
00:19:30,852 --> 00:19:32,386
I would be, like--aah!
Dwight schrute!
485
00:19:32,453 --> 00:19:34,487
Dwight kurt schrute...
Sh--what?
486
00:19:34,555 --> 00:19:35,621
You are hereby served
with this summons
487
00:19:35,689 --> 00:19:36,955
To appear in lackawanna
county court...
488
00:19:37,023 --> 00:19:38,256
No, no, no.
Blah blah blah blah blah blah.
489
00:19:38,324 --> 00:19:39,758
For breach of contract
with angela noelle martin.
490
00:19:39,826 --> 00:19:41,727
What are you talking about?
What are you--
491
00:19:41,795 --> 00:19:44,062
Dwight recently entered
into a contract with me,
492
00:19:44,130 --> 00:19:46,064
Establishing intent
to conceive
493
00:19:46,132 --> 00:19:47,132
And raise a child with me.
Angela...
494
00:19:47,199 --> 00:19:48,399
Did he not tell you that?
495
00:19:48,467 --> 00:19:49,400
You're really putting me
496
00:19:49,468 --> 00:19:51,335
In an awkward position here.
497
00:19:51,403 --> 00:19:53,436
Do you plan on
raising a child with me?
498
00:19:53,504 --> 00:19:55,504
Or do you plan on
breaking this contract?
499
00:19:55,572 --> 00:19:56,672
Angela, not here!
500
00:19:56,739 --> 00:19:58,540
Dwight?
501
00:19:58,607 --> 00:20:00,374
Whack!
502
00:20:00,442 --> 00:20:01,708
Pbbbbt!
503
00:20:01,776 --> 00:20:03,709
You'll see me
in small claims court!
504
00:20:05,778 --> 00:20:07,411
You are an impressive
specimen.
505
00:20:07,479 --> 00:20:09,846
Thank you.
506
00:20:11,615 --> 00:20:14,316
[crying]
507
00:20:14,384 --> 00:20:15,784
Then I spilled my drink,
508
00:20:15,851 --> 00:20:17,818
And they wouldn't give me
a refill.
509
00:20:17,886 --> 00:20:20,120
Oh--oh, my gosh. Oh.
You all right?
510
00:20:20,188 --> 00:20:22,556
Okay, yeah.
We have to get home.
511
00:20:22,623 --> 00:20:24,490
Halperts, wait up.
Oh, what a great night.
512
00:20:24,558 --> 00:20:26,258
Got to hang out
with my peeps.
513
00:20:26,326 --> 00:20:28,660
Sort of did okay
with a new young lady.
514
00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:29,762
Actually, you didn't.
Not at all.
515
00:20:29,829 --> 00:20:30,830
I think I did.
516
00:20:30,897 --> 00:20:32,465
But I can't take
all the credit.
517
00:20:32,533 --> 00:20:34,367
Some of the credit is due,
in fact,
518
00:20:34,435 --> 00:20:37,004
To my good friend,
date mike.
519
00:20:37,072 --> 00:20:39,907
Nice to meet me.
520
00:20:43,686 --> 00:20:44,719
Tell 'em your story,
hide.
521
00:20:44,786 --> 00:20:47,986
In japan, heart surgeon,
number one.
522
00:20:48,239 --> 00:20:49,739
Steady hand.
523
00:20:49,807 --> 00:20:52,675
One day, yakuza boss need
new heart.
524
00:20:52,743 --> 00:20:55,210
I do operation, but mistake!
525
00:21:23,088 --> 00:21:24,208
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