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Michael Scott, as seen on TV.
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I saw you on the news,
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And I want to pinch
your tiny wiener.
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It's packer! - Oh!
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Pack-man, I thought
you were a girl.
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Apparently,
there are allegations
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That sabre printer
can cause a fire...
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So they asked me to give
a statement to the press.
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I'm like, "what? All right."
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So I do it.
It's on TV last night.
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And it's in the paper today,
and it's online.
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And then I call froggy 98.
7, their request line,
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And I talk to the host
about it on the air.
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It's like, come on,
people, enough.
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Everybody, we are at defcon 5.
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I am officially the second
most watched clip of the day
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On the wbre news site.
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What's number one?
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Oh, that teacher who
was wrongfully accused
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Of being a pedophile.
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Now, we cannot let the
pedophile win again.
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I would like you all
to go to the website
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And watch my clip 11 times.
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So instead of working,
you want--
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- Yes. Yes.
- Okay.
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Come on.
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Get it up.
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That's what--
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Let's do it.
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Did you see this report that
the zoo got a baby otter?
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It's on the same site.
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Aw, it's kissing its mommy.
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Michael, you have to see this.
It's like the cutest thing ever.
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Really? A baby otter?
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Okay, um, count me
in as "who cares?"
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It's not even that interesting,
a baby otter.
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It can't even stand up.
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It's trying to stand up.
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There it goes.
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The Office - 6x25 "Whistleblower"
Aired on may 20, 2010
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Howdy.
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I hope I'm not
interrupting anything.
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Jo, we were not expecting you.
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Y'all, no doubt,
know why I'm here.
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No.
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Turns out our
printers are famous.
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They're all over the news.
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It's an interesting story.
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Cheap, foreign printers
attacking innocent Americans.
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Well, actually,
the--the real story
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Isn't quite as racy.
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But, uh...
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Let's give it a go.
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Jo, I think that I
know what happened.
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I'm not sure you do, Teddy bear.
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Well, now I think I might not.
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Not long ago,
we discovered a defect
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In one of our printers.
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So we got a software patch
and fixed it right up,
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Just like that.
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I don't know how it works.
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Just as we were about
to send out a letter
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To our affected customers,
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Giving 'em free toner,
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And we keep 'em happy,
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But somebody here, they liked
that first story better--
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The one where we
lose half our clients
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For no damn good reason!
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Whoever it was who
talked to the press,
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Just come forward, please.
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Jo, I can assure you it
was no one in this office.
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- Can you, now?
- Absolutely.
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Anyone who talked to the press,
please raise your hand.
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Put your hand up, Norma Rae.
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If you say anything,
so help me God,
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I'll break off the
temples of your glasses
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And stick 'em in
your eye sockets.
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So unfair.
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Even if I thought
that our printers
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Killed baby seals,
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I would not be a whistle-blower.
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The bernards, for generations,
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Have silenced whistle-blowers.
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That's how we made
all our money.
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Woody Guthrie wrote
a song about us.
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? old Mr. Bernard ?
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? old Mr. Bernard ?
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? who have you silenced today? ?
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This is a little form,
says, "I did not do it."
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There is no reason for
anyone here to sign this,
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Because I know everything there
is to know about these people.
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I know when their birthdays are.
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I know what their
favorite kind of cake is.
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I know what color
streamers they like.
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All that's just birthday
information, Michael.
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Yes, yes. But it shows
a bigger picture.
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Why don't you come with me?
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We'll start out with the honcho.
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What you say? - Okay.
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When mama was working
as a prison guard
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And something went missing,
she'd ask one question--
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What do we do when we
find the guilty party?
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And if they said,
"come down on 'em
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With that swift
hammer of justice..."
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Innocent.
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A clear conscience
don't need no mercy.
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But if they said,
"officer Bessie, well,
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They may have had a reason,
blah, blah, blah, blah..."
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Well, nine times out of ten,
that's the anus they checked.
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So say we catch
this whistle-blower,
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What do you think I
should do with 'em?
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We should give 'em
a one-way ticket
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To Montego Bay...
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Where they keep
all the Al-Qaeda.
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Uh, that's, uh, Guantanamo Bay.
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Yes.
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You put 'em in jail
for a long time.
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You put 'em in jail for
as long as you can.
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Well, I guess we're
all right, Michael.
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I want these people
to really pay.
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I want 'em to suffer. - Mm-hmm.
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I'd prefer it if they died,
'cause it's not right.
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- Yeah.
- Okay.
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- Hey, Dwight.
- Hey, I.T. Guy.
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You mind if I get in
there for a second?
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Oh, sure thing. Go ahead.
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Wha--unh!
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Dwight, what the hell?
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- Apache persuasion hold-
- that's the hell.
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What are you doing
to my computer?
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The lawyers are searching
our hard drives
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For information on the leak.
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Thanks a lot, Big Brother.
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You're with Big Brother?
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Okay, go ahead.
I got nothing to hide.
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Wait, are they searching
all our computers?
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Yeah.
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I already got to yours, Kev.
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No, that's cool.
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Some-- sometimes I run.
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I'm a runner.
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Everybody knows it was Andy.
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And it is not fair for
us all to take the fall
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For his big, stupid mouth.
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That's ridiculous, Angela.
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And like I'm gonna believe
one of his "spermed" lovers.
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Look, he's been complaining
about this for a while.
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It's not crazy.
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Ugh.
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- Okay, Dwight.
- Hold that thought.
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I don't want to waste your time,
and I wouldn't dare waste mine.
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I didn't do it.
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Now, I don't know
exactly who did it,
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But I have a list right here.
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You should fire the
following people.
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Well, I'm inclined
to believe you.
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Why would I disparage a company
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That has made me rich
beyond my wildest dreams?
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Yeah, I noticed you've
has a great year.
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Good boy. -
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You turning that money
into more money?
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are you referring to alchemy?
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I don't like to tell a man
what to do with his money,
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But if you ain't
investing in property,
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Then you're dumber than a dummy.
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I'm not dumb. I'm smart.
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Well, buy property.
That's my advice.
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Is there something that you
would like to say to me...
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- Uh...
- About talking to the press?
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- I didn't do that! Okay?
- Mm-hmm.
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I-I... Didn't do it.
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I don't believe you.
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I swear on the
graves of my parents,
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Who aren't even dead yet.
That's a little much.
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All right. All right. All right.
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I don't care.
That's how much I swear.
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Okay, I believe you.
I believe you.
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How come no one's
giving Darryl any crap?
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He was more bothered
about it than me.
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Did you tell anyone
outside of this office
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That the printers
were catching on fire?
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Yeah, I did.
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I-I was talking to
this girl at a bar.
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Oh, no, no, no...
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I think she could
sense my sadness.
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I didn't find out
till later she--
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She was a copy editor
at the trib.
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Oh, my God.
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Was she cute? - No.
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Oh, God, Darryl!
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I basically swore up and down
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That none of my
employees did it.
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And then I find out that
one of my best ones did.
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And now he's probably
gonna get fired for it.
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And if that is not
poetic justice,
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I don't know what is.
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Sounds like you were as
blindsided by this as I was.
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I was.
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We didn't find anything
on your computer.
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Good.
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Except this.
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Oh, this is, uh,
just a mystery novel
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That I've been working on.
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I know what it is.
I skimmed the first chapter.
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I'm just curious--
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Why would a man who hates people
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Want to have a
relationship with a maid?
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Oh, uh, I don't know.
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They way I look at it,
there's only one of two reasons.
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He knows a secret about her
that she doesn't know herself,
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Or he wants to use her services
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To mop up after a murder.
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Oh, yes.
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Write your own damn novel.
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It was me.
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What was you?
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You were the leak?
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Okay, I'm talking to
this woman at day care...
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Uh-huh.
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She's telling me all about
her amazing trip to Vietnam.
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I have nothing.
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I tell her our printers
catch on fire spontaneously.
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- Why'd you do that?
- Her husband's a reporter.
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Yeah.
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So now everyone hates Andy,
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And it's this whole mess,
and I don't know what to do.
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Okay, just relax.
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Just need to relax.
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I could tell Jo,
or I could tell Michael.
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This is a very good idea.
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This is good--let's get
all the bad ideas out now.
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Flush 'em out.
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You leaked it?
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I don't know what to do.
Do I go tell Jo or...
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I don't want everyone to keep
blaming the wrong person.
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I don't know what the
best plan is, Pam.
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Oh, God.
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My mind is going a mile an hour.
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- That fast?
- Ohh...
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Two whistle-blowers!
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Two.
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I always thought Darryl
and Pam might get me fired
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For something I said.
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Yeah?
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I weirdly know exactly
what you're saying to me.
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So I'll see you in Meredith's
van in five minutes.
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Yeah, you didn't need
to actually say--
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I have never seen so
many parking tickets.
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All right,
this is just messed up.
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No, you know what's messed up?
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This situation all up in hee-yah
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Is what's messed up.
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We need to brainstorm.
We need to get out of this.
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00:10:15,808 --> 00:10:17,975
Brain hurricane-- come on,
think.
256
00:10:18,043 --> 00:10:19,944
What do we got? - Um...
257
00:10:20,012 --> 00:10:22,113
Hey, guys. Sorry I'm late.
258
00:10:22,181 --> 00:10:24,316
- We're not going for yogurt.
- It's okay. She's cool.
259
00:10:24,383 --> 00:10:25,817
She also whistle-blew.
260
00:10:25,885 --> 00:10:28,620
Guys, I couldn't help it.
It is so boring where we work.
261
00:10:28,688 --> 00:10:30,823
I mean, it's as
interesting as a morgue.
262
00:10:30,890 --> 00:10:32,592
It might be less
interesting than a morgue.
263
00:10:32,659 --> 00:10:35,061
Hey, hey! It's as
interesting as a morgue.
264
00:10:35,129 --> 00:10:37,430
Of course I'm the leak.
I think I tweeted it.
265
00:10:37,498 --> 00:10:39,165
I can't control what
I say to people.
266
00:10:39,233 --> 00:10:40,266
I spend the whole day talking.
267
00:10:40,334 --> 00:10:42,001
I mean, I video chat, I skype,
268
00:10:42,069 --> 00:10:44,504
I text, I tweet,
I phone, I woof.
269
00:10:44,572 --> 00:10:46,039
"woof" is a site
that I'm launching
270
00:10:46,107 --> 00:10:47,674
To be the last word
in social networking.
271
00:10:47,742 --> 00:10:49,176
For just $12.99 a month,
272
00:10:49,243 --> 00:10:51,178
Woof links up all your
communication portals
273
00:10:51,246 --> 00:10:52,479
So you are always within reach.
274
00:10:52,547 --> 00:10:54,214
It's part of the dog pack,
as I call it.
275
00:10:54,282 --> 00:10:56,883
But look, why tell you
276
00:10:56,951 --> 00:10:59,852
When I can show you?
277
00:10:59,920 --> 00:11:02,655
I just sent myself a woof.
278
00:11:04,624 --> 00:11:06,392
Ryan, you have a
woof on line one.
279
00:11:06,459 --> 00:11:09,361
Thank you, Erin. Woof!
280
00:11:09,428 --> 00:11:10,829
Okay, here's what we do.
281
00:11:10,896 --> 00:11:13,698
I say we just smash
all the computers.
282
00:11:13,766 --> 00:11:15,266
We destroy the evidence-
no evidence, no case.
283
00:11:15,333 --> 00:11:18,803
Wouldn't we get fired for
smashing all the computers?
284
00:11:18,870 --> 00:11:20,404
No--okay, not all the computers,
285
00:11:20,472 --> 00:11:21,772
Just our computers.
286
00:11:21,840 --> 00:11:22,907
That idea sucks.
287
00:11:22,974 --> 00:11:24,508
I don't think
that's a good idea.
288
00:11:24,576 --> 00:11:25,809
Just don't say no!
289
00:11:25,877 --> 00:11:28,613
Mike, you know you don't
have to turn us all in.
290
00:11:28,680 --> 00:11:31,015
All you need is one scapegoat.
291
00:11:31,082 --> 00:11:33,351
Uh, if you turn me in,
I'm turning in Darryl.
292
00:11:33,419 --> 00:11:36,554
That's just what we need,
another black man in prison.
293
00:11:36,622 --> 00:11:38,657
You know, let's just-
nobody's going to prison.
294
00:11:38,724 --> 00:11:41,793
Okay? Um... All right, Michael,
295
00:11:41,861 --> 00:11:44,329
You need to convince
Jo to go easy on us,
296
00:11:44,397 --> 00:11:47,033
And then we'll all confess
once we know our jobs are safe.
297
00:11:47,100 --> 00:11:48,401
Okay.
298
00:11:48,468 --> 00:11:50,703
You can count on me.
299
00:11:50,771 --> 00:11:53,473
Let me give you a hand.
300
00:11:53,541 --> 00:11:55,475
Ready?
301
00:11:57,411 --> 00:11:59,045
oh, shoot.
302
00:11:59,113 --> 00:12:01,847
You got it? - Got it? No, no.
303
00:12:01,915 --> 00:12:03,182
Dwight schrute.
304
00:12:03,250 --> 00:12:05,218
The property you're looking
at is in great shape.
305
00:12:05,285 --> 00:12:08,086
By the way, it has a very
spacious basement office.
306
00:12:08,154 --> 00:12:10,055
Basement office?
307
00:12:10,123 --> 00:12:12,357
You mean like a lair?
308
00:12:12,425 --> 00:12:14,059
hey, Jo.
309
00:12:14,127 --> 00:12:16,061
Michael.
310
00:12:16,129 --> 00:12:17,997
I was thinking about our
little leak problem.
311
00:12:18,064 --> 00:12:19,565
I was up all lunch
312
00:12:19,632 --> 00:12:21,733
Thinking about what we
should do to this individual.
313
00:12:21,801 --> 00:12:24,170
You know that I
think we should do?
314
00:12:24,237 --> 00:12:27,407
We make 'em come to work,
and we work 'em.
315
00:12:27,475 --> 00:12:30,977
And we make 'em sit next to all
the people they screwed over.
316
00:12:31,045 --> 00:12:33,580
And--and we pay 'em,
317
00:12:33,648 --> 00:12:36,182
But we make 'em feel like
318
00:12:36,250 --> 00:12:38,085
They did something really wrong.
319
00:12:38,152 --> 00:12:39,152
The one question I have is,
320
00:12:39,220 --> 00:12:40,721
Do we give 'em a
Christmas bonus?
321
00:12:40,788 --> 00:12:42,089
I say...
322
00:12:42,156 --> 00:12:43,557
Yes. It's Christmas.
323
00:12:43,625 --> 00:12:46,627
But right after,
they're back in the thick of it.
324
00:12:46,694 --> 00:12:49,697
Michael Scott...
325
00:12:49,764 --> 00:12:51,398
What do you know?
326
00:12:51,466 --> 00:12:53,733
What?
327
00:12:53,801 --> 00:12:55,436
it doesn't matter what I know.
328
00:12:55,503 --> 00:12:56,904
If it doesn't matter,
then tell me.
329
00:12:56,972 --> 00:12:59,106
- Why?
- Because I want to deal with it
330
00:12:59,174 --> 00:13:00,274
The way I deal with it.
331
00:13:00,342 --> 00:13:04,044
Well, deal with this.
332
00:13:04,112 --> 00:13:05,912
Empathize with me for a moment.
333
00:13:05,980 --> 00:13:08,248
I came up here
with a big problem,
334
00:13:08,316 --> 00:13:09,682
And now I got a branch manager
335
00:13:09,750 --> 00:13:12,952
Who's giving me the
silent treatment.
336
00:13:13,020 --> 00:13:14,287
Speak to me.
337
00:13:15,523 --> 00:13:17,858
Speak.
338
00:13:21,195 --> 00:13:23,963
Come with me. - What?
339
00:13:26,700 --> 00:13:28,400
Are you leaving?
340
00:13:28,468 --> 00:13:31,303
Should I continue with
the investigation?
341
00:13:43,903 --> 00:13:45,303
Are you gonna kill me?
342
00:13:51,210 --> 00:13:52,678
I just need you to come by later
343
00:13:52,746 --> 00:13:54,146
And sign a few forms. - Okay.
344
00:13:54,214 --> 00:13:56,282
What time works for you?
345
00:13:56,350 --> 00:13:59,986
Mr. Schrute, what time works?
346
00:14:02,823 --> 00:14:04,357
Cancel it.
347
00:14:04,425 --> 00:14:07,560
I want you to make an offer
at 1725 slough Avenue.
348
00:14:07,627 --> 00:14:10,562
Make 'em an offer
they can't refuse.
349
00:14:10,630 --> 00:14:13,699
No, on second thought,
lowball 'em.
350
00:14:13,767 --> 00:14:15,601
Don't call me till you have it.
351
00:14:15,669 --> 00:14:18,504
But--
352
00:14:18,572 --> 00:14:20,306
Are we going someplace far away?
353
00:14:20,373 --> 00:14:23,108
I know you said no
questions, but...
354
00:14:25,512 --> 00:14:29,481
I have an early dinner
that I need to get to...
355
00:14:29,549 --> 00:14:31,517
With the chief of police.
356
00:14:31,584 --> 00:14:35,120
I'm very relieved to
learn it wasn't you.
357
00:14:35,187 --> 00:14:37,655
All right, uh... Stan,
you're up.
358
00:14:37,723 --> 00:14:38,923
It wasn't me.
359
00:14:38,991 --> 00:14:42,593
What a rich timbre
your voice has.
360
00:14:42,661 --> 00:14:46,697
Okay, I am prepared to
conclude the investigation.
361
00:14:46,764 --> 00:14:48,832
- And?
- You did it.
362
00:14:48,900 --> 00:14:52,435
What? Based on what?
363
00:14:52,503 --> 00:14:54,003
Uh, just all the evidence.
364
00:14:54,071 --> 00:14:56,739
And it really seems
like it was you.
365
00:14:56,807 --> 00:14:58,841
Can we all agree to say
that it was Andy for now
366
00:14:58,909 --> 00:15:01,009
And sit with it,
see how it feels?
367
00:15:01,077 --> 00:15:02,545
- All right. Sounds good.
- Okay.
368
00:15:02,612 --> 00:15:04,313
Guys, I think that
seems a little unfair.
369
00:15:04,381 --> 00:15:06,549
I mean, I feel like we don't
definitely know it was Andy.
370
00:15:06,617 --> 00:15:07,984
Yeah, you know?
371
00:15:08,052 --> 00:15:10,521
I mean, for all we know,
it could have been...
372
00:15:10,588 --> 00:15:11,855
Jim.
373
00:15:11,923 --> 00:15:12,990
Really?
374
00:15:13,057 --> 00:15:15,226
- Michael...
- I have rights.
375
00:15:15,294 --> 00:15:16,427
Let's just talk.
376
00:15:16,495 --> 00:15:18,096
I'm not gonna tell you anything.
377
00:15:18,164 --> 00:15:21,533
Honey, you don't seem
like your normal self.
378
00:15:21,601 --> 00:15:24,770
Well, I'm going through a
little bit of a rough patch.
379
00:15:24,837 --> 00:15:26,738
Mama Jo knew there
was something up.
380
00:15:26,805 --> 00:15:29,373
The whole year, actually.
381
00:15:29,441 --> 00:15:31,008
My favorite restaurant
closed down.
382
00:15:31,076 --> 00:15:33,176
Oh, I hate that.
383
00:15:33,244 --> 00:15:36,112
And my new favorite
restaurant sucks.
384
00:15:38,649 --> 00:15:40,717
I bought a video
camera last year,
385
00:15:40,784 --> 00:15:42,218
And I was looking at the tapes,
386
00:15:42,286 --> 00:15:44,687
And there were only,
like, 12 minutes
387
00:15:44,755 --> 00:15:48,424
That I felt was worth
taping the whole year.
388
00:15:48,492 --> 00:15:51,661
And most of that was just
birds in my condo complex.
389
00:15:51,729 --> 00:15:54,964
What is that?
390
00:15:55,032 --> 00:15:57,534
And I miss Holly.
391
00:15:57,602 --> 00:15:59,203
Who's Holly?
392
00:15:59,270 --> 00:16:02,506
Holly flax,
from the Nashua branch...
393
00:16:02,573 --> 00:16:03,840
Best h.R. Rep
394
00:16:03,908 --> 00:16:06,410
That Dunder Mifflin
has ever seen.
395
00:16:08,780 --> 00:16:10,848
It's not been a blockbuster
year for me financially.
396
00:16:10,916 --> 00:16:13,451
My blockbuster stock is down.
397
00:16:13,519 --> 00:16:17,055
I think that the
real question is,
398
00:16:17,123 --> 00:16:18,957
Who is the whistle-blower?
399
00:16:19,025 --> 00:16:20,792
Oh, Jesus.
400
00:16:20,860 --> 00:16:22,394
I may have heard
from an old client,
401
00:16:22,461 --> 00:16:24,862
And I may have immediately
started spreading the news
402
00:16:24,930 --> 00:16:27,564
To other clients and
potential clients, yeah.
403
00:16:27,632 --> 00:16:29,199
But I'm not here
to talk about that.
404
00:16:29,267 --> 00:16:31,634
I am here to talk about "
suck it."
405
00:16:31,702 --> 00:16:32,768
Suck it--
406
00:16:32,836 --> 00:16:36,004
Gabe, I told you all
about the printers.
407
00:16:36,072 --> 00:16:37,372
I mean, it could be you, Gabe.
408
00:16:37,440 --> 00:16:39,174
That man has a point.
Yes, it's totally obvious.
409
00:16:39,241 --> 00:16:42,678
I think we all can agree that
it's either Gabe or Angela.
410
00:16:42,745 --> 00:16:46,248
It's Angela. Get her, boys.
411
00:16:46,316 --> 00:16:47,684
Hey, guys, uh,
sorry to interrupt.
412
00:16:47,751 --> 00:16:49,152
I just wanted to say
good-bye to everyone.
413
00:16:49,220 --> 00:16:50,853
Through "teach for America,"
414
00:16:50,921 --> 00:16:52,522
I'm gonna go down to
Detroit and teach, uh,
415
00:16:52,590 --> 00:16:53,590
Inner-city kids about computers.
416
00:16:53,658 --> 00:16:55,092
Uh, not now.
417
00:16:55,160 --> 00:16:56,660
Oh, yeah, it's just my friends
are out in the car waiting,
418
00:16:56,728 --> 00:16:58,129
So I thought I would...
419
00:16:58,196 --> 00:16:59,931
Phyllis, what's this
guy's name again?
420
00:16:59,999 --> 00:17:02,367
I don't know.
Is it "shadow" or "Garth"?
421
00:17:02,434 --> 00:17:03,668
It's something weird. I--
422
00:17:03,735 --> 00:17:05,002
My name is Nick!
423
00:17:05,070 --> 00:17:08,673
Okay, well, "nick,
" we're in a meeting.
424
00:17:08,741 --> 00:17:09,907
Okay, look, I get it, people.
425
00:17:09,975 --> 00:17:12,110
I'm the lame I.T.
Guy, and everybody hates me.
426
00:17:12,177 --> 00:17:14,345
Hey, listen, man,
you can't take it personally.
427
00:17:14,413 --> 00:17:15,379
You called me "man"?
428
00:17:15,447 --> 00:17:17,148
I just said my name just now.
429
00:17:17,216 --> 00:17:18,182
Did you forget it already?
430
00:17:18,250 --> 00:17:20,351
No...
431
00:17:20,418 --> 00:17:21,518
Sport.
432
00:17:21,586 --> 00:17:24,021
you guys have 15 parties a week.
433
00:17:24,088 --> 00:17:25,989
You can't learn my name? - Hey,
hey, hey, hey, hey.
434
00:17:26,056 --> 00:17:28,324
Hey, I.T. Guy,
here's the story, champ.
435
00:17:28,392 --> 00:17:30,926
None of us have spent a lot of
time getting to know you, okay?
436
00:17:30,994 --> 00:17:33,963
We liked the last guy, sadiq,
because he kept to himself.
437
00:17:34,030 --> 00:17:35,897
And we also thought he might
have been a terrorist.
438
00:17:35,965 --> 00:17:38,199
You know what? I'm gonna leave
you with one other thought.
439
00:17:38,267 --> 00:17:39,667
Inner-city kids use computers
440
00:17:39,735 --> 00:17:41,836
For two things-- games and porn.
441
00:17:41,904 --> 00:17:43,171
So good luck wasting
your life...
442
00:17:43,239 --> 00:17:45,640
Lurch. - Thank you
so much for that.
443
00:17:45,708 --> 00:17:47,509
I saw all your hard drives,
444
00:17:47,577 --> 00:17:49,479
And guess what-
you're not a photographer.
445
00:17:49,546 --> 00:17:51,981
And you definitely can't
fit into a size two.
446
00:17:52,049 --> 00:17:53,316
Darryl, man, you're on Facebook.
447
00:17:53,383 --> 00:17:55,184
Why you been telling people
you're not on Facebook?
448
00:17:55,252 --> 00:17:57,153
People want to be
your friend, man!
449
00:17:57,220 --> 00:17:59,922
All right, and, you, this guy--
450
00:17:59,990 --> 00:18:01,290
You're the one who
told the press.
451
00:18:01,358 --> 00:18:02,558
You wrote an email
to the editor.
452
00:18:02,626 --> 00:18:05,094
I saw it, and I also
saw a quicktime movie
453
00:18:05,162 --> 00:18:07,264
Of your little printer fire
test on your hard drive.
454
00:18:07,332 --> 00:18:08,765
This guy's the snitch.
He's the snitch.
455
00:18:08,833 --> 00:18:12,736
So that's it. Check it out.
456
00:18:12,804 --> 00:18:15,874
We're gonna believe that guy?
457
00:18:15,941 --> 00:18:18,243
When I was growing up,
there was nothing better
458
00:18:18,311 --> 00:18:21,346
Than being a big ol'
business tycoon.
459
00:18:21,414 --> 00:18:22,647
Mm.
460
00:18:22,715 --> 00:18:24,482
And I thought I'd break
that glass ceiling.
461
00:18:24,550 --> 00:18:28,720
I'd be a hero to all those
little girls out there...
462
00:18:28,788 --> 00:18:30,556
And they'd make a
Barbie out of me.
463
00:18:30,623 --> 00:18:31,590
Hmm.
464
00:18:31,658 --> 00:18:36,396
I hate that I sell
cheap printers.
465
00:18:36,463 --> 00:18:38,698
I do.
466
00:18:38,766 --> 00:18:41,168
But if I have to go out
there in front of the press
467
00:18:41,235 --> 00:18:44,237
And make one of them
public-apology recalls,
468
00:18:44,305 --> 00:18:46,139
I mean...
469
00:18:46,207 --> 00:18:49,209
That's all I'll ever
be remembered for.
470
00:18:49,276 --> 00:18:52,211
Nobody will want to
play with my Barbie.
471
00:18:54,415 --> 00:18:57,817
You know, I would be willing,
under the right circumstances,
472
00:18:57,885 --> 00:18:59,519
To do that for you.
473
00:18:59,587 --> 00:19:03,122
Oh, honey, surely
you don't want that.
474
00:19:03,190 --> 00:19:06,659
I-I surely do.
475
00:19:06,727 --> 00:19:08,461
And don't call me honey.
476
00:19:14,535 --> 00:19:15,735
Airplane ii.
477
00:19:15,803 --> 00:19:19,339
I'm about to buy this
building, you know.
478
00:19:19,407 --> 00:19:21,374
You don't say.
479
00:19:21,442 --> 00:19:23,810
I own a 1/8 share
on a rental property
480
00:19:23,878 --> 00:19:24,978
Down in Pittston.
481
00:19:25,046 --> 00:19:27,915
Well, I'm 1/8 proud of you.
482
00:19:29,318 --> 00:19:32,221
Enjoy that chair for now...
483
00:19:32,288 --> 00:19:35,758
Because pretty soon you
will be on your feet,
484
00:19:35,826 --> 00:19:37,960
Like Buckingham Palace.
485
00:19:42,867 --> 00:19:44,767
Hey, Phyllis,
have you seen my bag?
486
00:19:44,835 --> 00:19:46,769
Mm.
487
00:19:46,837 --> 00:19:48,937
You deserve it.
488
00:19:49,005 --> 00:19:52,740
Look, I didn't want houses
and schools to burn down
489
00:19:52,808 --> 00:19:55,342
And children to die.
490
00:19:55,410 --> 00:19:57,577
Does that make me a hero?
491
00:19:57,645 --> 00:20:01,347
No, it does not!
492
00:20:01,415 --> 00:20:04,618
Well, it doesn't make me the
worst guy in the world either.
493
00:20:04,686 --> 00:20:07,154
It does!
494
00:20:07,221 --> 00:20:10,090
- Andy?
- Hey.
495
00:20:10,157 --> 00:20:13,960
I wanted to say that I think
it was very brave of you
496
00:20:14,028 --> 00:20:16,830
To go to the press.
497
00:20:20,769 --> 00:20:23,071
Uh...
498
00:20:23,139 --> 00:20:24,139
Thanks.
499
00:20:24,206 --> 00:20:28,044
Yeah, you know...
500
00:20:28,112 --> 00:20:29,979
It just seemed like
the right thing to do.
501
00:20:30,047 --> 00:20:31,047
Yeah.
502
00:20:36,821 --> 00:20:38,589
"we at sabre have
betrayed the trust
503
00:20:38,656 --> 00:20:40,624
"that we have built
with our customers.
504
00:20:40,692 --> 00:20:42,358
"we regret our slow response
505
00:20:42,426 --> 00:20:44,961
"and our lapse in
candor and judgment.
506
00:20:45,029 --> 00:20:47,697
"at this time,
we are issuing a full recall
507
00:20:47,765 --> 00:20:50,333
"of all sabre gh400 printers.
508
00:20:50,401 --> 00:20:53,569
"we will not rest until
this problem is solved.
509
00:20:53,636 --> 00:20:55,671
There will be no questions."
510
00:20:55,738 --> 00:20:57,706
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