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♪ did sweeney Todd ♪
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♪ the demon barber
of fleet street ♪
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Did you write this?
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- No.
- Who did?
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- Stephen sondheim.
- Who is he?
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♪ swing your razor wide,
sweeney ♪
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♪ hold it to to the skies ♪
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♪ freely flows the blood
of those who moralize ♪
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What the hell is happening?
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We are the cast
of sweeney Todd:
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The demon barber
of fleet street.
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We open in a couple of weeks
at the loose screw playhouse,
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Here in Scranton,
and today, just doing...
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a wee bit
of viral marketing, gov'nor!
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♪ attend
the tale of sweeney Todd ♪
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♪ ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh ♪
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♪ he served a dark
and a vengeful God ♪
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♪ he served
a dark and a vengeful God ♪
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♪ ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh ♪
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♪ what happens then,
well, that's the play ♪
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♪ and he wouldn't want us
to give it away ♪
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♪ not sweeney Todd ♪
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♪ the demon barber of fleet ♪
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♪ street ♪
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Oh, that was amazing!
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That was awesome!
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I auditioned for this!
When did the cast list go up?
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Like a month ago.
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Really?
They didn't call me!
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Who am I playing?
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Andy?
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Sync by n17t01
www.addic7ed.com
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Two comps for m'lady
and her Gabe.
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It's closing night.
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Tomorrow we have to give
the theater over
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To the Scranton's
miss fitness pageant.
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I am so excited,
but I just need one.
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Gabe can't come.
Sorry.
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- What?
- Yeah.
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That's awful.
Everyone's gonna miss that guy.
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Gabe is not coming,
which is huge,
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Because my plan is to make Erin
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Fall back in love
with me tonight.
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Women cannot resist
a man singing show tunes.
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It's so powerful,
even a lot of men
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Can't resist a man
singing show tunes.
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- Oh, who else is going?
- Everyone.
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Gabe seemed to think
no one was going.
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What kind of terrible
rumor monger is Gabe?
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He is woefully ill informed,
all right?
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Excuse me,
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Clink, clink, clink, clink,
everybody.
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You're all coming
to my show tonight, right?
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Andy, what time's it start?
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- 8:00 P.M. Sharp.
- How long is it?
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- Hour, 45.
- No, I can't make it.
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They say that no one
can take your pride,
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But the people who cast
Andy's play,
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They took mine.
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Jim, Pam,
you guys are in, right?
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Oh, we wanted to,
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But our sitter
just fell through.
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I'm really sorry.
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Dwight?
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Uh, no, thank you.
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Last time I went
to the theater,
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A man dressed as a cat
sat on my lap.
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It would mean so much to me
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If you came to my show tonight.
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I can't, Andy.
It's too hard.
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That's...
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I put everything I had
into that audition.
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Do you understand that?
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If it makes
you feel any better,
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No one who auditioned
for the part of sweeney Todd
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Got that part.
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They had to bring in a ringer.
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This guy's, like, world class.
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You should not feel bad.
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I'm asking you
thespian to thespian.
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Will you please
be the bigger man
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And come to my show?
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I wish I could, Andy,
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But I can't.
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I have plans that night.
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I'm going to see a friend
in a play called sweeney Todd.
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You're that friend.
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I'm going to see your play.
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Noishe!
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And scene.
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Listen, I would like you to
take me to Andy's play tonight.
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Please, waste of time.
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You know what? Let's just knock
this out right now.
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Disrobe.
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Angela?
Don't like her anymore.
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Not attracted to her anymore.
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Just contractually obligated
to make a baby with her.
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Give me the punch card.
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No. If you want to punch
the punch card,
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You have to
take me to the show.
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That is not in the contract.
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Well, there's a lot
of gray area in that clause.
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Do you want to re-mediate?
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All right, fine!
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I'll go to your little show,
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But I'm not wearing a cape.
Thank you.
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Dwight and I have
a contractual agreement
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To procreate five times,
plain and simple.
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And should he develop
feelings for me?
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Well, that would be permissible
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Under item 7c, clause 2,
so I would not object.
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Hey.
How are those salads?
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It's my own fault...
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My parents used to scramble
to find babysitters
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So they could take
my little brother to do stuff.
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I understand
how hard it can be.
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I just... tonight,
I mean, if you could...
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We'll keep looking.
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- Yes!
- Really?
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I mean, who knows?
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Maybe I have a niece
my family never told me about.
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Oh, my gosh,
that would be amazing.
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- Yeah.
- For a lot of reasons.
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Yeah, I know.
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Neiche!
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Oh, hey, guys.
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You brought balloons to a play?
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I did, because
I am being the bigger man,
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And balloons are bigger
than flowers.
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It's nice, like up.
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Yes.
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Excuse me.
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Are you the guy that did
an entire law & order episode
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For his audition?
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Nope.
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- Guys?
- Hey!
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- Andy!
- Hey!
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You all made it.
Thank you so much.
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You should actually thank Erin.
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She's the one who agreed
to babysit.
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She's babysitting?
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I really wanted to see
Andy's play,
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Because he's so, so talented,
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But I've been trying to get
in the babysitting game forever.
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The 13-year-olds
in this town
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Have a complete monopoly.
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It's almost like
a babysitters' club.
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I understand.
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This is like...
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Huge opportunity for her.
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This is ridiculous.
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You'd think they'd
discourage people
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From bringing in balloons.
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Hey, I think this guy playing
sweeney Todd is my plumber.
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No, Darryl.
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This guy's
a world-class actor.
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He doesn't daylight
as your plumber.
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No, it's my plumber.
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Says so in his bio.
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Apparently, the director
discovered him doing karaoke.
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It's his first play.
He didn't even audition.
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Are you kidding me?
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If we don't listen
to the overture,
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We won't recognize
the musical themes
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When they come back later.
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All right, I'm sorry.
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God.
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♪ attend the tale
of sweeney Todd ♪
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♪ his skin was pale
and his eye was odd ♪
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♪ he shaved the faces
of gentlemen ♪
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♪ who never thereafter
were heard of again ♪
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♪ he trod the path
that few have trod ♪
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♪ did sweeney Todd ♪
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♪ the demon barber
of fleet street ♪
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♪ he kept a shop
in london town ♪
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Excuse me, I think
you may be in the wrong seats.
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♪ of fancy clients
and good renown ♪
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♪ what if none of their souls
were saved ♪
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♪ they went to their maker
impeccably shaved ♪
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♪ by sweeney ♪
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♪ by sweeney Todd ♪
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♪ the demon barber
of fleet street ♪
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♪ I feel you ♪
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♪ johanna ♪
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♪ I feel you ♪
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♪ I was half convinced
I waited ♪
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I work with that guy.
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♪ satisfied enough
to dream you ♪
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♪ happily I was mistaken ♪
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♪ johanna ♪
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ugh!
There's gum on the seat,
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And now it's on my work skirt.
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I have to go change.
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Too bad I'm not gonna
explain anything that you miss.
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Oh, Dwight, just move.
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♪ do they think
that walls can hide you ♪
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His name's Andy.
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He's a terrible salesman.
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♪ I am in the dark beside you ♪
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♪ buried sweetly ♪
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what time is it?
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♪ in your yellow hair ♪
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Michael!
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Shelby Thomas weems,
the director.
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Hello.
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I promise you
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That if you keep auditioning
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With a similar gusto...
Okay.
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We are going to find
a production
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With a role for Michael Scott.
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- Okay.
- Yes?
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- Yes.
- Good.
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- Good.
- Enjoy the second act.
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- You enjoy the second act.
- Have a refreshment.
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Thank you.
You, too.
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Oh, thank you, thank you.
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Come on, Dwight.
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Why are you dressed
like a seed catalog model?
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These are just my dirty
old gardening clothes.
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They were all that I had
in my car.
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Let's go.
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Hey, Erin, it's Pam.
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Hey, how you doin...
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No, no, don't put cece
on the phone,
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Because she can't talk yet.
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Okay. No, I was just calling
to see how everything's going.
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Yeah?
Yeah? It's good?
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The play?
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The play is kind of great.
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I mean, it's fun
to hear Andy sing
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In the appropriate setting.
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No, he's really sorry
you couldn't make it, too.
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Yeah.
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So thank you so much again.
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We're having a great time.
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Oh, they're
flashing the lights,
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So we should go in.
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Thanks. Bye.
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Okay, so we called,
and everything's fine.
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- Everything's fine.
- We can relax.
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We can relax.
Let's get our sweeney on.
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- ♪ then I go walking
with you-hoo ♪
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♪ you-hoo ♪
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♪ I warm me bones
on the esplanade ♪
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♪ have tea and scones
with me gay young blade ♪
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Michael!
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♪ and I'll knit a sweater ♪
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♪ while you write a letter ♪
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♪ unless we got better
to do-hoo ♪
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Anything you say.
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♪ think how snug it'll be
underneath the flannel ♪
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♪ when it's just you and me ♪
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♪ and the English channel ♪
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♪ in our cozy retreat,
kept all neat and tidy ♪
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♪ we'll have chums
over every Friday ♪
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♪ by the sea ♪
♪ anything you say ♪
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♪ don't you love the weather ♪
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♪ by the sea ♪
just checking my emails.
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See if I got
any last-minute "break a legs"
260
00:11:02,512 --> 00:11:05,213
Or "I still love you"
type texts.
261
00:11:05,280 --> 00:11:07,747
- ♪ by the seaside,
ooh-hoo ♪
262
00:11:07,815 --> 00:11:09,682
Doesn't look
like I got anything.
263
00:11:09,750 --> 00:11:10,750
Maybe on my facebook wall.
264
00:11:18,392 --> 00:11:20,259
- Unfortunately,
in this ham-fisted production
265
00:11:20,327 --> 00:11:21,560
Of sweeney Todd,
266
00:11:21,627 --> 00:11:23,861
The real terror comes
from the vocal performances.
267
00:11:23,929 --> 00:11:24,995
New paragraph.
268
00:11:25,063 --> 00:11:28,799
Mr. Todd! Mr. Todd!
I found her!
269
00:11:28,867 --> 00:11:31,001
You found johanna.
270
00:11:31,069 --> 00:11:32,336
That monster of a judge
271
00:11:32,403 --> 00:11:34,604
Has locked her...
272
00:11:37,941 --> 00:11:40,709
Locked her away...
273
00:11:42,978 --> 00:11:46,613
There's a little bird
uttering around.
274
00:11:46,681 --> 00:11:48,949
Do hope it ceases chirping.
275
00:11:51,118 --> 00:11:52,618
How is that funny?
276
00:11:52,686 --> 00:11:54,286
The bird continues to call.
277
00:11:54,354 --> 00:11:56,521
Someone please
turn off your...Bird.
278
00:11:58,558 --> 00:12:00,325
Oh, for the love...
turn your phone off!
279
00:12:00,393 --> 00:12:01,993
There are signs!
280
00:12:02,061 --> 00:12:06,265
Oh, it appears the bird
was in mine own pocket
281
00:12:06,333 --> 00:12:07,635
This whole time.
282
00:12:07,703 --> 00:12:10,405
He's gone to sleep now.
I closed his beak.
283
00:12:10,473 --> 00:12:12,941
Mmm...[laughing alone]
284
00:12:13,009 --> 00:12:15,577
What is the news
of my darling daughter johanna?
285
00:12:16,813 --> 00:12:19,047
You know what?
Let me just double check,
286
00:12:19,115 --> 00:12:23,118
Make sure that bird...
287
00:12:23,185 --> 00:12:24,719
Okay, good.
288
00:12:24,787 --> 00:12:26,187
It's off.
289
00:12:26,255 --> 00:12:27,555
I mean, silenced.
290
00:12:27,622 --> 00:12:30,391
I silenced it by killing it.
291
00:12:30,459 --> 00:12:32,226
I've killed it!
I'm a murderer!
292
00:12:32,294 --> 00:12:33,995
Just like you, sweeney Todd!
293
00:12:34,062 --> 00:12:35,596
See? It all connects.
294
00:12:36,832 --> 00:12:39,166
Not that I know
you're a murderer.
295
00:12:39,234 --> 00:12:40,968
My character
doesn't know that yet.
296
00:12:42,804 --> 00:12:44,337
But I'm suspicious,
297
00:12:44,405 --> 00:12:45,572
Because of all the razors
298
00:12:45,640 --> 00:12:47,574
That you have laying around.
299
00:12:47,642 --> 00:12:50,610
And you spend time alone,
300
00:12:50,678 --> 00:12:53,279
But you're a barber,
so that'legit.
301
00:12:53,346 --> 00:12:55,114
So there's that.
302
00:12:55,182 --> 00:12:56,281
But...
303
00:12:56,349 --> 00:12:57,749
Where is johanna?
304
00:12:57,817 --> 00:12:58,850
- A madhouse.
- A madhouse?
305
00:12:58,918 --> 00:13:01,920
- Yes, a madhouse.
- A madhouse?
306
00:13:01,987 --> 00:13:03,688
Johanna is as good as rescued.
307
00:13:03,756 --> 00:13:04,989
Where do you suppose
308
00:13:05,057 --> 00:13:06,624
All the wig makers of london
309
00:13:06,691 --> 00:13:08,793
Go to obtain their human hair?
310
00:13:08,860 --> 00:13:11,361
Do you think...
311
00:13:11,429 --> 00:13:14,264
So you think...
312
00:13:23,438 --> 00:13:25,306
So you think...
fogg's asylum, why not?
313
00:13:31,314 --> 00:13:32,548
Sounds like cece.
314
00:13:32,616 --> 00:13:34,917
Okay, I think everybody
just needs to relax.
315
00:13:34,984 --> 00:13:36,786
Oh, my God, go, go.
316
00:13:36,853 --> 00:13:37,953
Oh, my God.
317
00:13:44,159 --> 00:13:46,359
That's really
irresponsible of Erin.
318
00:13:46,460 --> 00:13:48,424
S a ible bysitter.
319
00:13:53,338 --> 00:13:54,706
I just didn't think
you guys were gonna see us.
320
00:13:54,773 --> 00:13:56,174
We were just gonna stop by
and then get some ice cream
321
00:13:56,241 --> 00:13:57,641
And then go home.
322
00:13:57,709 --> 00:13:59,543
Okay, this was pretty simple.
323
00:13:59,611 --> 00:14:01,079
Why are you here?
324
00:14:01,147 --> 00:14:02,480
All you had to do
was play with her
325
00:14:02,548 --> 00:14:03,748
For, like, 30 minutes
and then put her to bed.
326
00:14:03,816 --> 00:14:04,883
Then we were kind of hoping
327
00:14:04,951 --> 00:14:06,151
That you wouldn't
touch her again.
328
00:14:06,219 --> 00:14:08,454
Babies shouldn't have
ice cream, by the way.
329
00:14:08,521 --> 00:14:09,588
I'm sorry.
330
00:14:09,656 --> 00:14:11,223
I just... I really wanted
to see Andy.
331
00:14:11,291 --> 00:14:12,858
You guys made it sound
so unmissable,
332
00:14:12,926 --> 00:14:15,027
And you set me up
with a car seat and everything.
333
00:14:15,094 --> 00:14:17,662
Well, the car seat was to
take her to the hospital or...
334
00:14:17,730 --> 00:14:20,031
But why would I take her
to the hospital?
335
00:14:20,096 --> 00:14:21,695
You know what,
it doesn't matter.
336
00:14:21,763 --> 00:14:22,829
It doesn't matter.
337
00:14:22,896 --> 00:14:24,162
Why don't I just take her home,
338
00:14:24,230 --> 00:14:25,897
And let you guys finish,
339
00:14:25,965 --> 00:14:27,799
And then you should stay out
as late as you want.
340
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:29,501
No, we're good.
Thank you, though.
341
00:14:29,568 --> 00:14:30,835
- Yeah.
- Thanks.
342
00:14:30,903 --> 00:14:32,337
Okay. All right,
bye, cece.
343
00:14:34,207 --> 00:14:35,776
- Okay.
- All right.
344
00:14:35,844 --> 00:14:37,211
Well, we're never leaving
the house again.
345
00:14:37,278 --> 00:14:38,378
Not together.
346
00:15:05,898 --> 00:15:07,932
That was more horrifying
than nunsense.
347
00:15:07,999 --> 00:15:09,368
All that singing got in the way
348
00:15:09,436 --> 00:15:11,770
Of some perfectly good murders.
349
00:15:11,838 --> 00:15:14,573
Where's my car?
350
00:15:23,785 --> 00:15:24,918
Come on.
351
00:15:27,455 --> 00:15:29,789
Mmm! Fruit is so much better
when it's dried.
352
00:15:29,856 --> 00:15:31,256
I've already eaten,
like, 30 apricots.
353
00:15:31,324 --> 00:15:33,592
- Darryl?
- Hey!
354
00:15:33,659 --> 00:15:35,226
Didn't know
you were gonna be here.
355
00:15:35,293 --> 00:15:36,960
How's the toilet?
Silent.
356
00:15:37,028 --> 00:15:38,761
Look, congratulations.
Thank you.
357
00:15:38,828 --> 00:15:39,994
I had no idea.
358
00:15:40,061 --> 00:15:42,625
This plumber has pipes.
359
00:15:42,693 --> 00:15:44,560
Yeah, good job.
Well done.
360
00:15:44,628 --> 00:15:46,295
You're the guy who booed me.
361
00:15:48,765 --> 00:15:50,265
No, there were
a lot of people booing you.
362
00:15:50,333 --> 00:15:51,333
I wasn't one of them.
363
00:15:51,401 --> 00:15:52,702
No, I saw you,
364
00:15:52,769 --> 00:15:54,070
And you were the only one.
365
00:15:54,139 --> 00:15:56,006
Get your eyes checked,
chucklehead.
366
00:15:56,074 --> 00:15:57,407
Be cool, Michael.
367
00:15:57,475 --> 00:15:59,042
I saw this guy kill
a bunch of people.
368
00:15:59,143 --> 00:16:00,744
Good work.
Thank you.
369
00:16:04,886 --> 00:16:05,986
You didn't have to boo him.
370
00:16:06,054 --> 00:16:07,822
Well, he was getting
a lot of applause,
371
00:16:07,890 --> 00:16:09,492
And I just didn't think
it was indicative
372
00:16:09,560 --> 00:16:11,028
Of how people
were really feeling.
373
00:16:11,095 --> 00:16:12,262
How would you like it
if we booed you?
374
00:16:12,330 --> 00:16:13,496
That would never happen.
375
00:16:14,631 --> 00:16:16,230
- Okay.
- Boo!
376
00:16:16,298 --> 00:16:17,264
I appreciate the feedback.
377
00:16:19,934 --> 00:16:23,836
I don't like that at all.
378
00:16:23,904 --> 00:16:25,671
Are you ready?
379
00:16:25,738 --> 00:16:26,705
Yes.
380
00:16:26,773 --> 00:16:27,773
Oh, I'm so scared!
381
00:16:27,840 --> 00:16:29,543
Okay, kill me!
Just kill me! Kill me!
382
00:16:31,415 --> 00:16:33,449
Ah, blood everywhere.
383
00:16:35,952 --> 00:16:37,853
I'm so glad we're hanging
out again outside of work.
384
00:16:37,921 --> 00:16:40,555
Yeah, me, too.
385
00:16:40,623 --> 00:16:42,224
Okay, I kill you now.
386
00:16:42,292 --> 00:16:44,362
- Okay.
- All right.
387
00:16:44,429 --> 00:16:47,199
All right, let's do this.
388
00:16:47,267 --> 00:16:48,366
No, actually, Dwight,
389
00:16:48,434 --> 00:16:50,001
I didn't realize how far
this walk was,
390
00:16:50,069 --> 00:16:51,335
And I...
I'm exhausted.
391
00:16:51,403 --> 00:16:52,536
It's okay, I smell.
392
00:16:52,604 --> 00:16:53,637
No. No, no, no.
393
00:16:53,705 --> 00:16:54,838
I think I just want to go home,
394
00:16:54,906 --> 00:16:56,371
But it's okay.
395
00:16:56,439 --> 00:16:57,638
This can count
as one of your times.
396
00:16:57,706 --> 00:16:58,906
No, no, no.
397
00:16:58,974 --> 00:17:00,374
Contractually, we're obligated
to have sex.
398
00:17:00,441 --> 00:17:01,674
Well, I won't tell
if you don't.
399
00:17:01,742 --> 00:17:03,543
I will tell.
I will tell the mediator.
400
00:17:06,646 --> 00:17:07,879
What... what are you...
401
00:17:07,947 --> 00:17:08,980
Oh, okay.
402
00:17:09,048 --> 00:17:11,516
Oh, was that in the way?
Get rid of it.
403
00:17:13,386 --> 00:17:16,187
Good night, Dwight.
404
00:17:21,658 --> 00:17:23,291
Good night.
405
00:17:25,159 --> 00:17:27,726
These would have been
your seats.
406
00:17:27,794 --> 00:17:29,194
Best seats in the house.
407
00:17:29,262 --> 00:17:30,896
Lot of people think
it would be the front row,
408
00:17:30,964 --> 00:17:32,230
But, actually, right here,
409
00:17:32,298 --> 00:17:34,865
This is where
the speakers converge
410
00:17:34,933 --> 00:17:38,167
And the sound just, like,
nails you right here.
411
00:17:38,235 --> 00:17:39,168
This is awesome.
412
00:17:41,305 --> 00:17:42,305
Sorry.
Oh.
413
00:17:42,372 --> 00:17:43,706
Hi, Gabe.
414
00:17:43,773 --> 00:17:46,576
Yeah, I just stopped
by Andy's cast party
415
00:17:46,644 --> 00:17:48,578
To say hi to everyone.
416
00:17:48,645 --> 00:17:50,079
Oh, sure, I can
pick you up some soup.
417
00:17:50,147 --> 00:17:51,981
What do you want?
418
00:17:52,049 --> 00:17:54,249
That's broth, Gabe.
419
00:17:54,317 --> 00:17:56,951
Okay, I...
I'll see you soup. [giggles]
420
00:17:57,019 --> 00:17:58,819
Okay, I have to go.
421
00:17:58,887 --> 00:17:59,986
Thank you so much.
422
00:18:00,054 --> 00:18:01,219
This is so much fun,
423
00:18:01,287 --> 00:18:03,119
And I'm really sorry
that I missed your play,
424
00:18:03,187 --> 00:18:04,787
But next time, I'll be there.
425
00:18:04,855 --> 00:18:07,022
Or here.
Right here, I promise.
426
00:18:07,089 --> 00:18:08,055
Awesome.
427
00:18:08,123 --> 00:18:09,756
- Okay.
- See you later.
428
00:18:09,824 --> 00:18:11,724
Thank you.
429
00:18:20,303 --> 00:18:21,304
It's like the hurt locker.
430
00:18:21,371 --> 00:18:23,807
This night was a disaster.
431
00:18:23,874 --> 00:18:25,441
No, it was not a disaster.
432
00:18:25,509 --> 00:18:29,411
It was weird,
but it wasn't a disaster.
433
00:18:29,479 --> 00:18:32,481
I think we have, like,
a gift bottle of irish cream.
434
00:18:32,549 --> 00:18:33,548
Yeah?
435
00:18:33,616 --> 00:18:34,516
We could put that
in orange juice.
436
00:18:34,584 --> 00:18:35,917
- Get it.
- Yeah?
437
00:18:35,985 --> 00:18:37,485
- Let's get our juice on.
- Yeah.
438
00:18:37,553 --> 00:18:40,788
[to rhythm of who let the dogs
out] ruh ruh ruh ruh-ruh.
439
00:18:40,856 --> 00:18:42,957
Found him.
440
00:18:43,025 --> 00:18:45,293
Hey, what's going on here?
441
00:18:45,360 --> 00:18:46,293
Post-show blues?
442
00:18:46,361 --> 00:18:47,794
Yeah, I guess
you could say that.
443
00:18:47,862 --> 00:18:49,796
Yeah, I get those
every day after work.
444
00:18:49,864 --> 00:18:51,398
Your show
was really great, Andy.
445
00:18:51,466 --> 00:18:53,266
Interesting subject matter.
446
00:18:53,334 --> 00:18:54,600
I'm surprised
you pulled it off.
447
00:18:54,668 --> 00:18:56,802
It was like amateur hour.
448
00:18:56,870 --> 00:18:58,971
It was an amateur production,
technically.
449
00:18:59,039 --> 00:19:00,839
Oscar, enough
with the sass, please!
450
00:19:00,907 --> 00:19:02,975
God! What is wrong with you?
451
00:19:03,042 --> 00:19:04,443
Andy, listen to me.
452
00:19:04,511 --> 00:19:05,944
Look me in the eye.
453
00:19:06,012 --> 00:19:07,911
I thought
that you were awesome.
454
00:19:07,979 --> 00:19:09,011
Stop just saying that.
455
00:19:09,078 --> 00:19:10,545
I am not just saying that.
456
00:19:10,613 --> 00:19:12,146
You can trust that I am
telling you the truth.
457
00:19:12,214 --> 00:19:14,048
I booed someone tonight.
458
00:19:14,115 --> 00:19:15,582
I have no filter.
459
00:19:15,650 --> 00:19:17,951
And if I thought you were
terrible, I would have booed.
460
00:19:18,018 --> 00:19:19,752
And if I thought
you had done a better job,
461
00:19:19,819 --> 00:19:22,420
I would be saying
nicer things right now.
462
00:19:22,488 --> 00:19:25,589
But I thought that you were
exactly awesome.
463
00:19:25,657 --> 00:19:28,925
No better, no worse.
464
00:19:28,993 --> 00:19:30,927
Thank you.
That feels good.
465
00:19:30,995 --> 00:19:32,862
I did not say that
to make you feel good.
466
00:19:32,930 --> 00:19:35,031
I just said it.
467
00:19:35,099 --> 00:19:36,833
Total integrity.
468
00:19:36,901 --> 00:19:38,636
Andy, sing us another song.
469
00:19:38,704 --> 00:19:40,173
Thanks, but I feel
like a loner right now.
470
00:19:40,241 --> 00:19:41,775
Oh, come on, Andy.
You were the highlight.
471
00:19:41,843 --> 00:19:43,010
Come on, Andy, seriously.
472
00:19:43,078 --> 00:19:46,479
Andy! Andy! Andy!
473
00:19:46,547 --> 00:19:47,647
Andy! Andy!
474
00:19:47,714 --> 00:19:49,214
Okay, all right,
all right, all right.
475
00:19:49,282 --> 00:19:52,351
♪ I try to say good-bye
and I choke ♪
476
00:19:52,419 --> 00:19:55,386
♪ try to walk away
and I stumble ♪
477
00:19:55,454 --> 00:19:57,888
♪ though I try to hide it,
it's clear ♪
478
00:19:57,956 --> 00:20:01,124
♪ my world crumbles
when you are not here ♪
479
00:20:01,192 --> 00:20:06,794
♪ I play it off,
but I'm dreaming of you ♪
480
00:20:06,862 --> 00:20:10,031
♪ I keep my cool,
but I'm fiending ♪
481
00:20:10,098 --> 00:20:13,033
♪ I try to say good-bye
and I choke ♪
482
00:20:13,101 --> 00:20:16,037
♪ try to walk away
and I stumble ♪
483
00:20:16,104 --> 00:20:19,173
♪ though I try and hide it,
it's clear ♪
484
00:20:19,240 --> 00:20:22,542
♪ my world crumbles
when you are not here ♪
485
00:20:22,610 --> 00:20:25,011
♪ my world ♪
486
00:20:25,079 --> 00:20:26,345
♪ it crumbles ♪
487
00:20:26,413 --> 00:20:27,746
♪ when you are not ♪
488
00:20:27,814 --> 00:20:37,587
♪ here ♪
489
00:20:46,029 --> 00:20:47,429
In the criminal justice system,
490
00:20:47,497 --> 00:20:48,396
The people are represented
by two separate
491
00:20:48,464 --> 00:20:50,196
But equally important groups,
492
00:20:50,264 --> 00:20:51,364
The police who investigate
the crimes
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00:21:26,368 --> 00:21:29,368
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