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Race fan, huh?
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No.
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Everybody assumes I am.
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I always get them as gifts.
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Oh.
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Dunder Mifflin is having our
first ever garage sale.
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Like many Americans,
we realized we had
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a lot of things that
we didn't really need.
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And $.10 of every dollar
is going into the party fund,
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so we can throw parties
for ourselves.
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People, look alive!
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It's showtime!
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Doors open in three...
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Two...
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One!
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[Door buzzer]
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[Applause]
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Ooh, yikes.
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It's cold, Dwight!
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Just shut the door.
Let people come in the front.
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It's good that it's cold.
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It'll drive business inside.
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The signs will
drive business inside.
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The warmth will
lure people inside.
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- Close it.
- This is how business...
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I'm not closing the doo...
Close it.
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No.
Stop it.
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Just stop.
Kevin, shut the door.
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[Cheerful music]
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Sync by n17t01
www.addic7ed.com
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Uh-oh.
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Looks like someone's sign's
a little crooked.
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Ugh.
It looks awful.
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You need a thumbtack?
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- Sure.
- Not so fast.
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Schrutes are farmers by hobby,
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and traders by trade.
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Through the art of the swap,
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I will walk out
of this garage sale
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with the finest item here.
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I will trade you
for the used candle.
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Forget you.
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Come on.
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It's trash, like your sign,
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unless you have this.
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Fine.
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Just give it.
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That's how it's done.
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Whoa.
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I love her.
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How much for that?
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I, uh...
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I actually don't know
why I brought that,
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because it's kind of priceless.
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$10.
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Mmm, no.
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I paid $500 for that.
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- 200.
- 500.
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- 20.
- 45.
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- Get lost.
- Damn it.
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And that is how you do it.
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You know, we don't have
to sell that if you don't want.
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If it's a problem
with the neon,
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I can have my neon guy
take a look.
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No, you know, it's really
more for a bachelor pad.
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I just want to get
a fair price.
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Well, we could put it
in storage in case.
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In case?
In case of what?
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Well, you know, in case...
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Maybe something changes.
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I don't have an "in case."
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Do you have an "in case"?
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No.
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How much for the slip n' slide?
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Get lost.
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Yes, hello, Mr. flax.
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This is Michael Scott,
your daughter's boss.
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I am calling because
I am going to have to fire
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your daughter Holly, because
she's such a terrible employee.
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I'm just kidding.
[Laughs]
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I'm kidding.
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I'm actually calling...
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Because I'm in love with her.
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I love your daughter,
and I have for some time.
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And I would like to discuss
my intentions with you,
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which are to ask her
to marry me.
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And I was just hoping that you
would give me your approval.
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And this isn't a joke.
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So call me back
when you get this,
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and I look forward to speaking.
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Thank you.
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Mmm.
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Are you serious?
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A half-used candle?
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Get out of here, Dwight.
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You're blocking my table
with your giant body.
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Oh, 'cause there's
a huge line of people
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who want your spinster
tchotchkes.
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Screw you, man.
People like my stuff.
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People like Ryan?
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Let me tell you
about men like him.
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He comes over, and you're, like,
"hey, baby,
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let me light a candle,"
and you pull out this one.
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Half-used.
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He's like, "who else
is she seeing?
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I better lock her down fast."
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You can take my Helen fielding
collection.
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And the Jennifer Weiner
collection.
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Oh, my gosh.
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You have the Dallas board game?
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Yeah.
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When I was a kid,
I was on Dallas.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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We missed our
connecting flight,
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and we spent the entire day
on Dallas.
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Then we spent a week on Hawaii.
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I was on heaven.
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We should play it.
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Well, there's no instructions.
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It's Dallas, the game.
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We can figure it out.
Yeah.
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I'm pretty good at board games.
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Well, shall we make it
a little interesting?
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Sure.
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What is this?
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How did those get out?
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I'm sorry.
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"Professor Copperfield's
miracle legumes"?
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I was in Jamaica,
and I got lost.
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And it was getting dark
this one night,
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and then out of nowhere,
this guy comes with a cart,
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and he's selling these.
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Dwight, he told me things
about myself
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that there's no way
he could have known.
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That's a common
swindler's trick.
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Probably.
Probably.
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So I buy some.
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I turn the corner.
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I feel like an idiot.
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So I go back to get my money.
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He was gone.
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So you want to sell me
magic beans?
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[Laughs]
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Correction.
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I do not want to sell you
Professor Copperfield's
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miracle legumes.
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Nice try.
No, correction.
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Terrible try.
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Michael called dad?
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Your friend Michael, yes.
What's going on?
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Um, I think I know,
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but I'll sound stupid
if I'm wrong.
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Uh, is dad there?
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- Hollis?
- Hi, dad.
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There was a program
on tv about India.
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Oh, okay.
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Um, did you connect
with Michael?
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You want to watch it?
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I... I'm not there, dad.
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I'm in Pennsylvania.
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What... what are you
doing there?
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I live here.
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Um, can I talk to you
about Michael?
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I'll... I'll put
your mother on.
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No, no, no, dad.
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Holly?
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Mom, dad can't seem
to focus on the subject.
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Don't you worry about him.
He's got me.
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Well, who do you have?
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I have your father.
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He's right here.
I'll put him on.
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No, mom.
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Oh, which one's decaf?
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Michael! Michael!
Hey!
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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I'm just coming out to see
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what you're doing
and maybe stop you.
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Oh, you know what?
Do you have a siphon?
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I think I'm gonna
run out of gas.
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Why do you need more gas?
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Well, I'm...
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Writing a message.
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Is it a good message
or a bad message?
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I'm asking Holly
a question in fire.
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Are you proposing?
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Maybe.
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[Gasps]
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- Oh!
- Wow.
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You know what?
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I've got gas on my hands
and my shoes.
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Would you... would you
light it?
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Do the honors, please?
Yeah.
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Yeah, no problem.
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- Pam?
- Yep?
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Could you light this, please?
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Michael, you've had
two ideas today...
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And one of them was great,
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and the other one was terrible.
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I am not in the mood
for riddles, Pam.
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This is terrible.
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No, this is romantic.
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You know what?
I'm gonna get a hose,
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and then we'll talk about it.
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Okay?
We'll figure it out.
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I'll be right back.
Just stay there.
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Free sample? My mom makes
the best Pesto in the world.
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And I always tell her,
"mom, you should sell this.
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You'd make a fortune."
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And she always says,
"no, it's just for family."
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Well, finally, I was like,
"fuck it, I'll sell it."
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So I'm like, "mom, I need you
to make a ton of Pesto
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for a Pesto party
for all my friends."
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She's like, "uh, okay."
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Pesto party?
Really?
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Anyway, she makes, like,
100 bottles' worth.
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It's so good.
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And Phyllis just had that "mom"
look I wanted.
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You got this kosher certified?
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No, I meant like, "it's cool.
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It's kosher.
It's all good."
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Ryan, you have such
an interesting mind.
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So creative.
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All these new business ideas
and artistic projects.
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[Chuckles] Thank you.
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What you got there?
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Oh, it's just Stanley's
old photo album.
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I was thinking about
throwing it in the garbage.
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I mean, why would I want
some random black man's
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old photo album sitting
on my bookshelf?
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I'm not James Franco.
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Things are going very well.
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I traded a thumbtack
for Meredith's junk,
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for Kelly's crap,
for Phyllis's garbage,
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for Oscar's trash,
for Stanley's crap,
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for Ryan's junk,
for creed's garbage,
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for a very cute squid
that Erin happened to have.
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Jim, put those away.
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I'm really sorry.
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Pam must have put those out.
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All right,
just out of curiosity,
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what were the claims
for those beans?
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They're legumes, Dwight.
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And you're just gonna
make fun of me,
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so why would I?
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[Scoffs]
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You know what?
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This ends now.
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Hey, Michael.
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Everyone's
in the conference room.
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Why?
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You called the meeting.
I don't...
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I did?
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Okay.
Thank you all for coming.
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I would like to talk
to you today about...
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Recycling.
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- Michael?
- Yes.
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We are a family.
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I could not agree
with you more.
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And I've always believed
that we should all
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be very involved in one
another's personal lives
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in a very major way.
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- Yes, thank you.
- So about this proposal thing.
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No, no, no, no, no.
My mind's made up.
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I am not going
to change my mind.
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You can't talk me out of it.
266
00:09:38,408 --> 00:09:41,127
Michael, she's perfect for you.
267
00:09:41,212 --> 00:09:42,846
- She's the one.
- She's amazing.
268
00:09:42,913 --> 00:09:44,097
This is very exciting.
269
00:09:44,181 --> 00:09:46,082
[Chuckles]
270
00:09:46,133 --> 00:09:47,250
So we just...
271
00:09:47,301 --> 00:09:48,752
we want to help you plan
the proposal
272
00:09:48,819 --> 00:09:51,271
so that it's safe
and responsible
273
00:09:51,355 --> 00:09:53,189
and realistic and doable.
274
00:09:53,257 --> 00:09:56,059
I had a great idea
until you ruined it.
275
00:09:56,127 --> 00:09:57,193
You want to know how to do it?
276
00:09:57,261 --> 00:09:58,394
Here's how you do it.
277
00:09:58,446 --> 00:10:00,196
Take her out to dinner,
go down on one knee.
278
00:10:00,264 --> 00:10:03,199
If you are in costume,
you did something wrong.
279
00:10:03,267 --> 00:10:05,068
If at any point
you find yourself
280
00:10:05,119 --> 00:10:07,203
tying the ring
to a dog's collar,
281
00:10:07,271 --> 00:10:09,839
stop and look at yourself.
282
00:10:09,907 --> 00:10:11,324
Hmm.
[Speaks in texan accent]
283
00:10:11,408 --> 00:10:13,993
I'm gon' play me
a little old blackmail card...
284
00:10:14,078 --> 00:10:15,295
Nice.
285
00:10:15,379 --> 00:10:16,946
And call a proxy meeting
and take control
286
00:10:16,997 --> 00:10:20,550
and take control of ewing oil
once and for all.
287
00:10:20,617 --> 00:10:22,051
No, you can't do that.
288
00:10:22,119 --> 00:10:24,587
You can't play a blackmail card
289
00:10:24,655 --> 00:10:27,891
and call a proxy meeting
in the same turn.
290
00:10:27,958 --> 00:10:29,192
Why not?
291
00:10:29,260 --> 00:10:31,828
Seems to me we're
just making up rules
292
00:10:31,896 --> 00:10:34,264
'cause somebody forgot
to staple the rule book
293
00:10:34,315 --> 00:10:37,167
to the inside of the game
like a normal human being.
294
00:10:37,234 --> 00:10:40,970
And I'm gonna play this here
"share the wealth" card.
295
00:10:41,021 --> 00:10:42,489
Ooh!
296
00:10:42,573 --> 00:10:45,842
Which entitles me to half
of both of you all's money.
297
00:10:45,910 --> 00:10:47,827
So if you don't mind...
298
00:10:47,912 --> 00:10:50,330
no, this card is from
the wrong game.
299
00:10:50,414 --> 00:10:52,415
This is from the game of life.
300
00:10:52,482 --> 00:10:53,500
It was in the box.
301
00:10:53,584 --> 00:10:54,951
- Well played.
- Thank you.
302
00:10:55,019 --> 00:10:56,753
We must honorably adhere
to the rules
303
00:10:56,821 --> 00:10:58,788
that we are making up
on the spot.
304
00:10:58,839 --> 00:11:00,356
No, but that's not fair.
305
00:11:00,424 --> 00:11:03,193
Well, that's Dallas.
306
00:11:03,260 --> 00:11:07,514
Dallas, indeed.
307
00:11:07,598 --> 00:11:09,299
What?
308
00:11:09,350 --> 00:11:13,386
Ryan, where did you
get this picture?
309
00:11:13,470 --> 00:11:18,875
My mom also makes
the best salsa.
310
00:11:18,943 --> 00:11:20,543
This is your mom's old stuff?
311
00:11:20,611 --> 00:11:23,012
Yeah, mostly.
312
00:11:23,080 --> 00:11:24,047
How's she doing?
313
00:11:24,114 --> 00:11:25,481
It didn't go down easy,
314
00:11:25,549 --> 00:11:27,217
but she's made some friends,
and it's already better
315
00:11:27,284 --> 00:11:28,351
than it was.
316
00:11:28,419 --> 00:11:30,653
How do you know when it's time?
317
00:11:30,721 --> 00:11:32,622
I don't know if you ever know.
318
00:11:32,690 --> 00:11:34,624
And if you wait
for the day when your parent
319
00:11:34,692 --> 00:11:37,760
comes to you and says,
"I can't take care of myself,"
320
00:11:37,828 --> 00:11:40,463
it's never gonna happen.
321
00:11:40,531 --> 00:11:44,701
I have a box of bras under
the table if you're interested.
322
00:11:44,768 --> 00:11:46,669
Let me see.
323
00:11:46,737 --> 00:11:49,772
Okay, I think animals
in proposals are out.
324
00:11:49,840 --> 00:11:50,924
Right, Ryan?
325
00:11:51,008 --> 00:11:52,108
Didn't you read in one
of your blogs
326
00:11:52,176 --> 00:11:53,259
that animals are out?
327
00:11:53,344 --> 00:11:54,427
Blogs are out,
but people are texting
328
00:11:54,511 --> 00:11:55,545
each other, "no more animals,"
yeah.
329
00:11:55,613 --> 00:11:56,746
How about this?
330
00:11:56,814 --> 00:11:58,848
I throw a corpse dressed
like me
331
00:11:58,899 --> 00:12:00,016
off of the roof.
332
00:12:00,067 --> 00:12:03,219
It hits the ground,
the head pops off.
333
00:12:03,287 --> 00:12:05,355
This leads
to me saying the line,
334
00:12:05,422 --> 00:12:07,824
"I lost my head when
I fell in love with you."
335
00:12:07,892 --> 00:12:08,925
That's a guarantee.
336
00:12:08,993 --> 00:12:10,260
Easy enough to get a corpse.
337
00:12:10,327 --> 00:12:11,361
You just go to a med school.
338
00:12:11,428 --> 00:12:12,495
I already have the ring.
339
00:12:12,563 --> 00:12:13,763
Don't think you need
the corpse then.
340
00:12:13,831 --> 00:12:15,915
There's the ring.
341
00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:18,167
Holy [Bleep]!
Is that real?
342
00:12:18,235 --> 00:12:19,168
Yeah.
343
00:12:19,236 --> 00:12:20,420
They say, "three years' salary."
344
00:12:20,504 --> 00:12:21,704
No.
345
00:12:21,772 --> 00:12:22,939
Is she not gonna like that?
346
00:12:23,007 --> 00:12:24,591
No, she's gonna love it.
347
00:12:24,675 --> 00:12:27,460
So I think you can
keep the proposal simple.
348
00:12:27,544 --> 00:12:29,412
You know,
like when Jim proposed,
349
00:12:29,463 --> 00:12:31,347
he just...
he got down on one knee,
350
00:12:31,415 --> 00:12:32,782
and he told me that he loved me
351
00:12:32,850 --> 00:12:34,517
and he asked me to marry him.
352
00:12:34,585 --> 00:12:35,551
And it was perfect.
353
00:12:35,603 --> 00:12:37,186
Where was that?
354
00:12:37,254 --> 00:12:38,621
At a gas station.
355
00:12:38,689 --> 00:12:40,056
[Laughter]
356
00:12:40,124 --> 00:12:41,391
A gas station?
357
00:12:41,458 --> 00:12:42,792
Well, it was when she was
working in New York,
358
00:12:42,860 --> 00:12:44,494
so it was halfway
between both of us.
359
00:12:44,561 --> 00:12:46,663
That must have been a surprise,
360
00:12:46,730 --> 00:12:50,199
when, at the gas station,
you proposed.
361
00:12:50,267 --> 00:12:52,869
No, it was really...
it was really sweet.
362
00:12:52,936 --> 00:12:54,404
It was raining and...
363
00:12:54,455 --> 00:12:55,738
oh, yeah.
364
00:12:55,806 --> 00:12:57,073
You didn't say that
the weather was bad.
365
00:12:57,141 --> 00:13:00,543
That sounds perfect.
366
00:13:00,610 --> 00:13:03,012
I want this to be an event
367
00:13:03,080 --> 00:13:06,649
that everyone talks about
always and forever.
368
00:13:06,717 --> 00:13:08,217
Totally reasonable.
369
00:13:08,285 --> 00:13:09,952
I'm just...
it's terrifying.
370
00:13:10,004 --> 00:13:11,854
She's not gonna say no.
371
00:13:11,922 --> 00:13:13,489
I know, but I'm still scared.
372
00:13:13,557 --> 00:13:16,125
I don't know why.
'Cause it's a big deal.
373
00:13:16,193 --> 00:13:18,161
I mean, I knew Pam
was gonna say yes,
374
00:13:18,228 --> 00:13:19,529
but I was still scared.
375
00:13:19,596 --> 00:13:20,830
You were scared?
376
00:13:20,898 --> 00:13:24,634
Yeah.
It's scary.
377
00:13:24,702 --> 00:13:26,519
Get this.
378
00:13:26,603 --> 00:13:30,273
Kevin thought I was gonna
sell my Bowflex for $200,
379
00:13:30,324 --> 00:13:34,143
and I told him, "dude,
this was a prop in my movie."
380
00:13:34,194 --> 00:13:35,678
Look, I need to talk to you.
381
00:13:35,746 --> 00:13:37,847
Okay, it's because
we haven't sold anything.
382
00:13:37,915 --> 00:13:38,998
You know what?
383
00:13:39,083 --> 00:13:40,383
We just wait till
the end of the day.
384
00:13:40,451 --> 00:13:41,784
People get desperate,
and they're gonna pay anything.
385
00:13:41,835 --> 00:13:46,055
I think I need
to go home to Colorado.
386
00:13:46,123 --> 00:13:48,391
My dad isn't doing so well.
387
00:13:48,459 --> 00:13:51,461
Oh, okay.
For how long?
388
00:13:51,528 --> 00:13:53,296
I don't know.
389
00:13:53,364 --> 00:13:54,530
- Is he all right?
- Yeah.
390
00:13:54,598 --> 00:13:56,165
- You okay?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
391
00:13:56,233 --> 00:13:57,734
I just... you know,
I just don't want to go home
392
00:13:57,801 --> 00:13:59,135
when he's on his deathbed,
you know?
393
00:13:59,203 --> 00:14:00,903
I want to be there
when he's still my dad.
394
00:14:00,971 --> 00:14:02,038
Yeah, yeah.
395
00:14:02,106 --> 00:14:03,740
Well, you definitely
need to do that.
396
00:14:03,807 --> 00:14:05,875
And I want you to come with me.
397
00:14:05,943 --> 00:14:07,477
Now, I...
398
00:14:07,528 --> 00:14:09,812
I know that's a lot
to ask of a boyfriend.
399
00:14:09,863 --> 00:14:11,681
Okay.
400
00:14:11,749 --> 00:14:15,485
And I was thinking, you know,
401
00:14:15,536 --> 00:14:18,454
maybe, since given
our last conversation,
402
00:14:18,522 --> 00:14:22,792
and that we're both ready...
403
00:14:22,860 --> 00:14:24,160
Michael Scott, will you...
404
00:14:24,228 --> 00:14:26,362
no, no.
Shh!
405
00:14:26,430 --> 00:14:28,047
Shu... shut it.
406
00:14:28,132 --> 00:14:29,499
[Chuckles]
407
00:14:29,566 --> 00:14:33,136
Oh, God.
Nope, nope, nope.
408
00:14:33,203 --> 00:14:35,838
Uh...What?
409
00:14:35,906 --> 00:14:39,208
No, I am not going to be
proposed to in the break room.
410
00:14:39,276 --> 00:14:41,477
That is not going
to be our story.
411
00:14:41,545 --> 00:14:43,946
Mm-mmm.
412
00:14:44,014 --> 00:14:46,382
Should have burned this place
down when I had the chance.
413
00:14:49,457 --> 00:14:50,607
Hey, guys!
It's mu turn.
414
00:14:50,691 --> 00:14:51,825
You can't go.
You're dead.
415
00:14:51,893 --> 00:14:52,976
I shot you five moves ago.
416
00:14:53,060 --> 00:14:55,762
Yeah, I told you
you can't shoot people.
417
00:14:55,830 --> 00:14:57,197
I told you
we're way past rules.
418
00:14:57,265 --> 00:14:59,099
We have been for some time now.
419
00:14:59,167 --> 00:15:00,167
Start having rules now,
420
00:15:00,234 --> 00:15:02,102
everything we've built
collapses.
421
00:15:02,170 --> 00:15:05,705
Well, this is stupid,
and I want my money back.
422
00:15:05,773 --> 00:15:07,374
Where's the money?
423
00:15:07,441 --> 00:15:10,944
Yeah, where is it?
424
00:15:11,012 --> 00:15:12,179
Okay, you know what?
425
00:15:12,246 --> 00:15:14,447
I am never ever
playing games
426
00:15:14,499 --> 00:15:17,667
with you two again.
427
00:15:21,172 --> 00:15:25,725
And that is Dallas.
428
00:15:27,628 --> 00:15:29,095
- Nice.
- Not bad, right?
429
00:15:29,147 --> 00:15:30,296
I can't really tell.
430
00:15:30,348 --> 00:15:31,348
Nice.
431
00:15:31,432 --> 00:15:33,934
I know, right?
432
00:15:33,985 --> 00:15:34,935
What the...
433
00:15:34,986 --> 00:15:37,604
oh, my God.
434
00:15:37,655 --> 00:15:38,738
That...
435
00:15:38,806 --> 00:15:39,906
that's impossible.
436
00:15:39,974 --> 00:15:41,474
It is, right?
437
00:15:41,526 --> 00:15:42,609
I mean, it's impossible.
438
00:15:42,660 --> 00:15:45,529
[Sighs]
439
00:15:45,613 --> 00:15:48,248
All right, I'll take 'em.
440
00:15:48,315 --> 00:15:49,916
- They're probably worthless.
- Probably.
441
00:15:49,984 --> 00:15:55,255
Leave the telescope.
442
00:15:55,322 --> 00:15:57,257
I started with a thumbtack
443
00:15:57,325 --> 00:16:00,694
and traded my way
to a telescope.
444
00:16:00,761 --> 00:16:02,495
But in a way,
the most valuable thing here
445
00:16:02,563 --> 00:16:04,297
wasn't the telescope at all.
446
00:16:04,365 --> 00:16:05,866
No.
447
00:16:05,933 --> 00:16:08,668
It was this packet of beans,
448
00:16:08,736 --> 00:16:10,837
so I traded the telescope
for it.
449
00:16:10,905 --> 00:16:13,673
And I can... I can just
go buy another telescope.
450
00:16:18,345 --> 00:16:19,429
Hey.
451
00:16:19,497 --> 00:16:21,464
How'd we do?
$13.
452
00:16:21,532 --> 00:16:22,599
That's great.
453
00:16:22,667 --> 00:16:23,683
And we still have most
of our stuff.
454
00:16:23,734 --> 00:16:25,986
Good.
Listen, about earlier...
455
00:16:26,037 --> 00:16:27,871
no, no, no, no, no.
Let's not talk about that.
456
00:16:27,939 --> 00:16:29,723
I was wrong to put you
in that position.
457
00:16:29,790 --> 00:16:31,024
I...
458
00:16:31,075 --> 00:16:32,993
Michael, you're my life now.
459
00:16:33,044 --> 00:16:34,360
I'm not going to Colorado.
460
00:16:34,412 --> 00:16:35,829
Shh.
461
00:16:35,880 --> 00:16:37,697
You know what?
462
00:16:37,748 --> 00:16:39,032
Let's go for a little walk.
463
00:16:39,100 --> 00:16:42,552
I want to show you some stuff.
464
00:16:45,206 --> 00:16:48,275
So this is one of my favorite
places in the world.
465
00:16:48,342 --> 00:16:49,542
Why?
466
00:16:49,610 --> 00:16:50,844
This is where Toby announced
467
00:16:50,912 --> 00:16:52,345
that he was going
to Costa Rica.
468
00:16:52,396 --> 00:16:54,648
It was the happiest day
of my life...
469
00:16:54,715 --> 00:16:56,900
Until the day you came
to replace him.
470
00:16:59,654 --> 00:17:02,155
Let's go in here.
471
00:17:04,609 --> 00:17:06,993
And this is where
we first kissed.
472
00:17:07,061 --> 00:17:08,445
I remember.
473
00:17:08,529 --> 00:17:11,531
And this is where
we first made love.
474
00:17:11,599 --> 00:17:12,916
Remember what I tried there?
475
00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:14,067
[Whispers] Michael!
476
00:17:14,135 --> 00:17:15,952
[Chuckles]
477
00:17:16,037 --> 00:17:20,790
Through these blinds
is where I first saw you.
478
00:17:20,875 --> 00:17:22,759
And you had all these boxes,
and I thought
479
00:17:22,843 --> 00:17:26,079
you were the prettiest
mover I had ever seen.
480
00:17:26,130 --> 00:17:28,882
And I was sitting
at this desk...
481
00:17:28,933 --> 00:17:32,769
When I called you
to tell you that I had herpes,
482
00:17:32,853 --> 00:17:34,321
and that I was still
in love with you.
483
00:17:34,388 --> 00:17:35,622
And you said that it was over
484
00:17:35,690 --> 00:17:37,557
and that you didn't love me.
485
00:17:37,608 --> 00:17:39,592
And thank goodness
486
00:17:39,644 --> 00:17:40,894
none of that was true,
487
00:17:40,945 --> 00:17:42,028
including the herpes.
488
00:17:42,096 --> 00:17:43,596
It was an ingrown hair.
Yes.
489
00:17:43,648 --> 00:17:44,931
Right in here.
490
00:17:44,982 --> 00:17:48,668
This is where we co-ran
our first meeting.
491
00:17:48,736 --> 00:17:51,137
Remember?
Obesity awareness?
492
00:17:51,205 --> 00:17:52,272
- Mm-hmm.
493
00:17:52,340 --> 00:17:53,540
Saved a lot of lives that day.
494
00:17:53,607 --> 00:17:54,941
That's where you
first met Michael Klump.
495
00:17:54,992 --> 00:17:57,077
Oh, I say... I say
I sit on you.
496
00:17:57,144 --> 00:17:58,345
[Laughter]
497
00:17:58,412 --> 00:17:59,713
And right over there,
498
00:17:59,780 --> 00:18:00,947
that's where you realized
that Meredith
499
00:18:01,015 --> 00:18:02,782
was prostituting herself
for outback steak.
500
00:18:02,850 --> 00:18:05,385
And I will never forget that you
had the cutest look
501
00:18:05,452 --> 00:18:07,504
on your face because you
couldn't believe it.
502
00:18:07,588 --> 00:18:09,723
You thought it was so wrong.
503
00:18:09,790 --> 00:18:11,474
And over here...
504
00:18:11,559 --> 00:18:12,625
what happened here?
505
00:18:12,677 --> 00:18:14,227
Well, nothing.
506
00:18:14,295 --> 00:18:15,478
Nothing really.
507
00:18:15,563 --> 00:18:18,498
I would just find
an excuse to come here...
508
00:18:18,566 --> 00:18:20,333
So I could stare at you
through that window.
509
00:18:20,401 --> 00:18:22,535
This is what I'd do.
510
00:18:22,603 --> 00:18:24,971
[Chuckles]
511
00:18:25,022 --> 00:18:26,940
Nice.
512
00:18:27,008 --> 00:18:28,842
Let's go in here.
513
00:18:28,909 --> 00:18:30,827
Here?
514
00:18:35,182 --> 00:18:37,617
Hi, guys.
515
00:18:37,668 --> 00:18:40,754
This is where our love faces
its toughest test.
516
00:18:40,821 --> 00:18:45,325
After this, just smooth sailing
for the rest of our lives.
517
00:18:45,393 --> 00:18:48,044
Holly, will you marry me?
518
00:18:48,129 --> 00:18:49,929
No.
519
00:18:49,997 --> 00:18:51,664
Marry me, Holly.
520
00:18:51,716 --> 00:18:53,133
No.
521
00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:55,301
That guy's got more than
he can handle as it is.
522
00:18:55,353 --> 00:18:56,686
Will you marry me?
523
00:18:56,771 --> 00:18:57,971
No.
524
00:18:58,022 --> 00:18:59,172
That marriage would be a sham.
525
00:18:59,240 --> 00:19:00,890
- Will you marry me?
- No.
526
00:19:00,975 --> 00:19:02,142
Easy no.
527
00:19:02,209 --> 00:19:03,560
- Will you marry me?
- No.
528
00:19:03,644 --> 00:19:05,145
That would be hot.
I would pay to see that.
529
00:19:05,212 --> 00:19:07,247
- Will you marry me, Holly?
- No.
530
00:19:07,314 --> 00:19:09,983
Only one that I was
kind of worried about.
531
00:19:33,174 --> 00:19:37,110
This is where
I fell in love with you...
532
00:19:37,178 --> 00:19:39,646
And this is where
I ask you to marry me.
533
00:19:50,991 --> 00:19:52,075
It started with a broken...
534
00:19:52,159 --> 00:19:53,793
[fire alarm beeping]
535
00:19:53,861 --> 00:19:57,447
[Gasps]
536
00:19:57,531 --> 00:20:00,750
[Both laughing]
537
00:20:00,835 --> 00:20:04,070
- Aah!
- Yeah.
538
00:20:04,138 --> 00:20:06,039
[Gasps]
539
00:20:06,107 --> 00:20:07,373
[Imitating yoda]
540
00:20:07,425 --> 00:20:09,609
Holly flax...
541
00:20:09,677 --> 00:20:11,778
Marrying me will you be?
542
00:20:11,846 --> 00:20:13,546
[Imitating yoda]
543
00:20:13,614 --> 00:20:16,583
Your wife becoming...
Be will I.
544
00:20:16,650 --> 00:20:18,618
[Laughter]
545
00:20:26,593 --> 00:20:30,630
[Cheering]
546
00:20:33,284 --> 00:20:34,951
That is so awesome.
547
00:20:35,035 --> 00:20:36,653
- Congratulations!
- Congratulations!
548
00:20:36,737 --> 00:20:38,121
Thank you!
Thank you.
549
00:20:38,205 --> 00:20:40,373
So, guys, guys, guys, guys...
550
00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:41,991
We're moving to Colorado.
551
00:20:42,076 --> 00:20:43,442
All of us?
552
00:20:43,494 --> 00:20:45,462
- Yep.
- Wait. What?
553
00:20:45,546 --> 00:20:47,497
Holly has to go back
to Colorado.
554
00:20:47,581 --> 00:20:51,968
I'm going with her.
I'm leaving.
555
00:20:54,019 --> 00:20:57,500
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