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- A sombrero, please?
- All right.
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- So just you tonight?
- Actually, I am meeting somebody,
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but I'm a little bit early.
Leaving my company.
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After 19 years.
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I'll drink to that!
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- I'm starting at a company this week.
- Oh, really?
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To beginnings and endings.
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And to middles,
the unsung heroes.
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And to moms.
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To moms of the troops.
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Mmm.
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Do not tell my fiancee
I'm drinking on a Wednesday.
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[Laughs] I won't.
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I don't know her.
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Moving out to the 'burbs.
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Actually, I'm moving further
than the 'burbs.
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I'm moving to Colorado.
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- Colorado?
- Yeah.
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- Sunshine state.
- Yep.
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Don't mess with Colorado.
No, don't.
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Doing some skiing?
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No, no, I don't want
to end up like Sonny Bobo.
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Well, that's just... that's just
good sense right there.
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Yeah, everyone I know
who skis is dead.
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You know what, I would like
to try the luge though.
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Try it once, you're hooked.
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That's my guess.
That's what I've heard.
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- I'm an Olympics nut.
- Oh, yeah? Me too.
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Summer or winter?
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Both: Summer.
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Oh!
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Knuckle.
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Actually, I gotta come around
to give you...
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yeah, come on.
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You know, it's funny.
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I actually tried to get
an animal Olympics going.
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Really?
What happened?
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You know, life happened.
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What are you gonna miss most
about Scranton?
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Oh, wow.
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The mountains,
where things are.
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That's the way it goes.
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Man, he is late.
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I'm gonna call him.
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Do you mind?
I'm sorry.
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No, no, no.
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Where is this guy?
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[Cell phone vibrating]
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[Clears throat] Excuse me.
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I need to take this.
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Hello?
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- This is Michael Scott.
- Yes, yes.
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You running late?
I'm here.
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- No, I'm here.
- Oh.
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- I'm at the bar.
- I'm at the bar too.
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- You are?
- Uh-huh.
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What bar?
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I'm at the...
the bar...
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the bar that's located
in the lobby of the hotel.
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I do not see you.
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How long have you...
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I've been here about,
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gosh, over half an hour.
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Okay, yeah, me too.
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[Whispers] Sorry.
Sorry.
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What are you wearing?
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I am wearing a gray suit,
red tie.
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Are we both at the right place?
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Which place?
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- I hear your voice.
- I hear your...
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- I hear your voice...
- I see your lips moving.
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- In the phone.
- And, oh, brother.
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- And that's... man!
- [Laughs]
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Michael Scott.
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D'Angelo Vickers.
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- Wow.
- Ah.
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That is insane!
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[Both laughing]
"That is insane" is right.
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That's the right term.
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Bartender, let's get some vodka
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up in this cranberry,
and one for my friend.
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There we go.
Ready?
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- I am ready.
- All right, here we go.
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Well, this is it.
What do you think?
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She'll do.
Oh, she'll do just fine.
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[Chuckles]
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I am very much
looking forward to tomorrow.
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Uh, it is, uh...
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it feels like the culmination
of a lot of hard work,
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a lot of good fortune,
and, uh...
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- [snickers]
- Hey, come on.
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Did that...
did that just happen?
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[Laughter]
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We should write a movie
or something.
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I'm serious.
[Giggling]
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[Cheerful music]
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Sync by n17t01
www.addic7ed.com
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Michael is leaving,
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and apparently they already
hired a new manager.
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And we're meeting him today.
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That's a lot to process,
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paperwork-wise.
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No, it's not Ashton Kutcher.
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It's Kevin Malone.
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Equally handsome,
equally smart.
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Okay, everyone, as you know,
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one of my favorite things
is fanfare for its own sake.
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So without further ado,
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let's all start clapping.
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[Scattered applause]
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Presenting D'Angelo Vickers!
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Hi!
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Hello.
[Applause]
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- Come on out!
- Oh.
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Hello.
Hey.
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How are you, sir?
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I'm well, sir.
How are you?
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Uh, can I just say,
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I am so excited
to be working here.
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A little bit about myself...
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I love the American southwest,
for starters.
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You may call them Arizona,
new Mexico, Nevada, Utah.
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I call them heaven.
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I have a peanut allergy.
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Something I live with.
It's a part of me.
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I've learned to cope with it.
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What else... I'm just as
comfortable at a ball game
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as I am at the opera.
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I was a...
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did I want to be made manager?
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Sure.
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A great opportunity squandered?
Absolutely.
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A crushing blow?
Yes.
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Will I get over it?
Mmm...
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No.
But life goes on.
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Not for me.
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[Sighs] I'll get that, guys.
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No, I'll help you.
Here.
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You know, it's just...
you know?
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Oh, hi.
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Hello.
Hi.
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Have we met before?
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No, not officially.
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I saw you coming out
of the bathroom earlier.
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Well, I guess I'm gonna
go back to my cave.
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Okay.
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It was really great
meeting you.
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And that...
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Is what they call
a "meet cute."
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So we talked
for, like, 20 minutes.
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No clue it's D'Angelo
the whole time.
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That's kind of embarrassing.
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No, no.
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Yeah, that story
makes you sound stupid.
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I happen to like
the hilarious hijinks
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that I get myself into.
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There he is...
there...
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D'Angelo,
I was just telling them
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about last night when we met.
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- Oh.
- Remember that?
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[Laughs]
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That was crazy.
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That was great.
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"Uh, let's see.
Where's my replacement?"
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Hmm.
Uh.
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"Where's the guy
I'm replacing?"
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I don't know.
Why don't I look to my left?
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- I know.
- You're sitting right there.
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I know.
[Laughter]
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Well, that's...
that's what I was just saying.
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That's the...
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that exact situation
is why I always
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carry around a couple of these.
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Just in case, 'cause, you know,
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sometimes you need
to I.D. Yourself.
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[Laughs]
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Office funny guy.
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Always glad to have
an office funny guy around.
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I wasn't even trying
to make a joke.
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But I guess I've always been
sort of quirky.
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Offbeat.
A little twisted.
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This is Jim and Pam,
aka "Jap."
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What started as an affair
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has blossomed into a family
before our eyes.
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Well, it was...
it wasn't an affair.
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- Yes, it was.
- But, no...
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but we are a family.
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We made that.
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- Cecilia.
- Aw.
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- Congratulations.
- Thank you.
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I have four kids of my own.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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Oh, my gosh.
Well, we just have the one,
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but she poops for four.
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[Laughter]
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Uh-oh, someone started off
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on a good foot
with the new boss.
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Yeah, they don't ever talk
about careers that were made
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because of unplanned
pregnancies, so.
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Psst.
Thanks for meeting me.
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Are you kidding?
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I would come anywhere
to see a turtle.
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- Yeah.
- Where'd you find him?
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There's no turtle, Michael.
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I just wanted to get you here.
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[Scoffs]
You know me very well, Dwight.
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- That's because I'm your
right-hand man, Michael.
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But I can't do it.
I can't do it again.
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I can't be a right-hand man
to a whole new guy.
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Now I'm gonna have to go online
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and look at turtles,
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or else I'm gonna be off
the whole day.
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I want to be manager.
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I just don't understand
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why I wasn't even interviewed
for the job.
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You know, what's wrong?
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I'm totally qualified.
You were pushing for me.
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That apple looks delish.
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I do a lot of portion control.
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Try to keep my daily
caloric intake under 1,200.
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D'Angelo, you're going
to starve to death.
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So you decided to have an orgy
and not invite me?
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Come on!
I call middle.
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[Laughs]
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It's cool that you like
the southwest.
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It's one of my
favorite regions.
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"It's one of my
favorite regions."
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Did I just sound totally lame?
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No.
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I sounded good.
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I love the desert.
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It's one of my
favorite ecosystems.
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Here's the great thing
about the southwest.
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There is so much more
than desert.
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Along the north rim
of the grand canyon
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is a forest as lush
as you've ever seen.
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Burned.
It's lush, dummy.
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Hey, uh, D'Angelo.
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What do you think
about bald people?
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I hate them.
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D'Angelo, I forget,
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did you mention
you liked politics?
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- I did not.
- Because I was thinking,
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you should meet my boyfriend.
He's a state senator.
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I really think the two of you
would hit it off.
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He's a great person to know.
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Sounds very interesting.
Thank you.
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- Mm-hmm.
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[Phone rings]
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Dunder Mifflin, this is Erin.
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Okay, let me transfer you.
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Why do you use your name
when you answer the phone?
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Oh, that's how Pam does it.
I just copy her.
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She's... she's sort
of a living legend.
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[Chuckles]
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Try it without using your name.
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Dunder Mifflin, this is.
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Oh, yeah.
I like it.
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Dunder Mifflin,
how may I assist you?
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Oh, assist.
261
00:09:15,505 --> 00:09:17,673
I sort of like the old way.
262
00:09:17,724 --> 00:09:20,426
I just prefer it
without the name.
263
00:09:20,510 --> 00:09:22,394
I thought...
Okay, no, no, no.
264
00:09:22,479 --> 00:09:23,479
I gotta start doing some
managing at some point, right?
265
00:09:23,546 --> 00:09:24,713
I know, I know.
I'm sorry.
266
00:09:24,764 --> 00:09:25,731
But if it's not a big deal,
267
00:09:25,815 --> 00:09:26,882
we should just do the old way.
268
00:09:26,933 --> 00:09:28,067
- And it really isn't.
- Okay.
269
00:09:28,151 --> 00:09:30,069
That good?
Yeah, okay, good.
270
00:09:30,153 --> 00:09:31,737
Well, I'd like
to change it, actually.
271
00:09:31,821 --> 00:09:33,689
Well, you know, whatever.
272
00:09:33,740 --> 00:09:35,223
- Yeah.
- Whatever you think would work.
273
00:09:35,275 --> 00:09:36,942
What do you think?
274
00:09:37,026 --> 00:09:38,660
I think a change would be nice.
275
00:09:38,728 --> 00:09:40,779
You could do the old way,
or the, you know,
276
00:09:40,864 --> 00:09:42,397
whichever one you want to do.
277
00:09:42,449 --> 00:09:46,234
[Phone rings]
278
00:09:46,286 --> 00:09:47,753
[Whispers] Change it.
279
00:09:47,837 --> 00:09:53,092
[Phone continues ringing]
280
00:09:57,964 --> 00:09:59,515
I'm so sorry.
281
00:09:59,582 --> 00:10:01,750
Sorry.
282
00:10:10,267 --> 00:10:11,434
Hey, funny guy.
283
00:10:11,518 --> 00:10:13,219
I'm having a little
mid-day lull here.
284
00:10:13,270 --> 00:10:15,471
Make me laugh.
Huh? What do you got?
285
00:10:15,555 --> 00:10:17,556
- Uh...
- I can't even look at you.
286
00:10:17,607 --> 00:10:18,858
Here we go.
Okay.
287
00:10:18,925 --> 00:10:21,060
[Laughs]
288
00:10:21,111 --> 00:10:26,532
- Okay, what do, um,
African-Americans call the...
289
00:10:26,599 --> 00:10:31,036
uh...
[Laughs nervously]
290
00:10:31,104 --> 00:10:33,322
- What?
- Um.
291
00:10:33,406 --> 00:10:34,907
- D'Angelo.
- Yeah?
292
00:10:34,958 --> 00:10:35,958
Did you order a barber?
293
00:10:36,042 --> 00:10:37,042
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
294
00:10:37,110 --> 00:10:38,127
Come on back here.
295
00:10:38,211 --> 00:10:39,278
Put a pin on that.
I can't...
296
00:10:39,329 --> 00:10:41,464
I can't wait to hear
the punch line.
297
00:10:41,548 --> 00:10:43,448
Finish the joke, Andy.
298
00:10:43,500 --> 00:10:45,801
What do
African-Americans call?
299
00:10:45,886 --> 00:10:48,187
I don't know.
Help me.
300
00:10:48,255 --> 00:10:51,290
- That is so bad-ass.
301
00:10:51,341 --> 00:10:54,009
Just so hardcore.
302
00:10:54,094 --> 00:10:56,662
Yeah, very cool.
Real power move.
303
00:10:56,730 --> 00:10:59,431
Yeah.
304
00:11:00,650 --> 00:11:02,735
Saw a hawk today.
305
00:11:02,802 --> 00:11:05,637
Just sitting right there
on the overpass,
306
00:11:05,689 --> 00:11:08,274
looking at me.
307
00:11:10,110 --> 00:11:13,445
Shave me.
308
00:11:13,497 --> 00:11:17,449
Well, this is going
to be funny,
309
00:11:17,501 --> 00:11:19,835
because it looks like we're
gonna be shaving buddies.
310
00:11:19,920 --> 00:11:21,670
Okay, all right.
I love it.
311
00:11:21,755 --> 00:11:23,339
- Ha, ha, ha, ha!
- I love it.
312
00:11:23,423 --> 00:11:25,090
Michael, this is Reggie.
Hello.
313
00:11:25,158 --> 00:11:26,842
- He's the number-one
314
00:11:26,927 --> 00:11:28,511
yelp-reviewed shaver
in Scranton.
315
00:11:28,595 --> 00:11:29,545
It's not even close.
316
00:11:29,629 --> 00:11:30,829
And this is Erin,
317
00:11:30,881 --> 00:11:32,715
and she's going
to shave my face.
318
00:11:32,799 --> 00:11:35,134
Here we go.
319
00:11:40,273 --> 00:11:42,641
All right.
320
00:11:42,692 --> 00:11:45,010
This is how we do it.
321
00:11:45,061 --> 00:11:47,346
- Mmm.
- Feels nice, doesn't it?
322
00:11:47,397 --> 00:11:49,848
It really does.
323
00:11:49,900 --> 00:11:52,401
This is luxury.
324
00:11:52,485 --> 00:11:54,787
Here we go.
325
00:11:57,207 --> 00:11:59,291
Okay.
326
00:11:59,359 --> 00:12:00,692
Oh, that is nice.
327
00:12:00,744 --> 00:12:02,077
[Knock on door]
328
00:12:02,162 --> 00:12:03,379
You wanted to talk
to us, D'Angelo?
329
00:12:03,463 --> 00:12:05,915
Oh, yes, yes.
Please cozy up there.
330
00:12:05,999 --> 00:12:07,466
I just thought we could have
some rap sessions
331
00:12:07,533 --> 00:12:08,717
with smaller groups.
332
00:12:08,802 --> 00:12:10,886
You know, we don't really
do rap sessions.
333
00:12:10,971 --> 00:12:12,588
We kind of do...
God!
334
00:12:12,672 --> 00:12:15,507
We sort of do more of like
pow-wows or whatevs.
335
00:12:15,559 --> 00:12:17,259
- Okay, well,
pow-wows then, fine.
336
00:12:17,344 --> 00:12:18,510
That's...
[Pained sigh]
337
00:12:18,562 --> 00:12:19,895
Hey, D'Angelo,
338
00:12:19,980 --> 00:12:21,096
my mom just sent me
this picture of Cece.
339
00:12:21,181 --> 00:12:22,431
It is so adorable.
340
00:12:22,515 --> 00:12:23,849
- All right, wait,
but a little bit of back-story.
341
00:12:23,900 --> 00:12:26,185
She loves dogs.
She calls them "da-das."
342
00:12:26,236 --> 00:12:27,436
- Da-das.
- And what happens is...
343
00:12:27,520 --> 00:12:31,440
you know what?
Enough about your baby, okay?
344
00:12:31,524 --> 00:12:33,275
Oh, I'm sorry.
345
00:12:33,360 --> 00:12:34,693
Oh, we were just... I think
she was just trying to...
346
00:12:34,744 --> 00:12:36,695
no, no, no.
I know what you're doing.
347
00:12:36,746 --> 00:12:39,398
Just quit it.
348
00:12:39,449 --> 00:12:42,334
I want to hear
from the rank and file.
349
00:12:42,402 --> 00:12:45,404
How can I be
the best manager for you all?
350
00:12:45,455 --> 00:12:47,039
You know, what can I do better?
351
00:12:47,090 --> 00:12:48,740
Okay, you know what, everybody?
352
00:12:48,792 --> 00:12:51,710
There's...
you have to be honest here.
353
00:12:51,761 --> 00:12:55,931
You... you can't say that
everything is perfect, right?
354
00:12:56,016 --> 00:12:58,717
So, you know,
come up with something.
355
00:12:58,768 --> 00:13:01,720
Well, D'Angelo, I'd say
communication could be improved.
356
00:13:01,771 --> 00:13:04,023
People stopped reading memos,
357
00:13:04,090 --> 00:13:05,757
so everyone
marks them "urgent."
358
00:13:05,809 --> 00:13:07,592
Okay, you know what, I mark it
359
00:13:07,644 --> 00:13:10,729
urgent "a," urgent "b,"
urgent "c," urgent "d."
360
00:13:10,780 --> 00:13:12,597
Urgent "a"
is the most important.
361
00:13:12,649 --> 00:13:15,567
Urgent "d" you don't even
really have to worry about.
362
00:13:15,619 --> 00:13:17,987
Okay, um, Michael,
can you stop talking now?
363
00:13:18,071 --> 00:13:18,988
I have to do your lips.
364
00:13:19,072 --> 00:13:21,123
Don't shave my lips.
365
00:13:23,076 --> 00:13:24,243
What's up?
366
00:13:24,294 --> 00:13:27,246
I don't mean to go off
on a rant here, but...
367
00:13:27,297 --> 00:13:28,547
I wrote the perfect joke.
368
00:13:28,614 --> 00:13:30,249
Topical, edgy.
369
00:13:30,300 --> 00:13:32,134
Funny.
370
00:13:32,218 --> 00:13:33,385
I saw this thing in the news.
371
00:13:33,453 --> 00:13:35,554
Democrats want electric cars.
372
00:13:35,621 --> 00:13:38,641
Republicans don't.
Right.
373
00:13:38,725 --> 00:13:39,958
I'm thinkin' how crazy is it
374
00:13:40,010 --> 00:13:41,760
that we got a car debate
goin' on in a city
375
00:13:41,811 --> 00:13:44,096
known for gridlock?
376
00:13:44,147 --> 00:13:48,851
Um...Let's not talk
politics in the office, okay?
377
00:13:48,935 --> 00:13:50,469
I like you better
as the funny guy.
378
00:13:50,520 --> 00:13:52,154
I wasn't taking a...
a position.
379
00:13:52,238 --> 00:13:55,274
It was just sort of
one of those things.
380
00:13:55,325 --> 00:14:00,529
[D'Angelo laughing]
381
00:14:02,365 --> 00:14:03,482
Now, that's funny.
382
00:14:03,533 --> 00:14:06,001
That's funny.
383
00:14:06,086 --> 00:14:07,453
You walk much?
384
00:14:07,504 --> 00:14:09,038
Yeah!
Right?
385
00:14:09,122 --> 00:14:11,206
I mean...Ah!
386
00:14:11,291 --> 00:14:13,459
[D'Angelo chuckling]
387
00:14:13,510 --> 00:14:17,546
- Little click.
- Mm-hmm.
388
00:14:17,630 --> 00:14:20,049
D'Angelo,
this box came for you.
389
00:14:20,133 --> 00:14:21,833
Great! Thank you.
390
00:14:21,885 --> 00:14:23,335
That's my stuff.
391
00:14:23,386 --> 00:14:25,003
- Oh!
- Yeah.
392
00:14:25,055 --> 00:14:26,505
Michael, take a look at this.
393
00:14:26,556 --> 00:14:28,524
- Need a hand?
- Oh, that'd be great.
394
00:14:28,608 --> 00:14:30,025
Thank you.
Hey, you know what?
395
00:14:30,110 --> 00:14:32,361
This office sort of has
a perfect fung shooey to it,
396
00:14:32,445 --> 00:14:35,197
and...You know,
let's not go overboard
397
00:14:35,281 --> 00:14:36,899
with the redecorating.
398
00:14:36,983 --> 00:14:38,683
I'm still here, so...
Wow!
399
00:14:38,735 --> 00:14:40,119
- Right?
- Nice.
400
00:14:40,186 --> 00:14:41,537
[Overlapping murmuring]
401
00:14:41,621 --> 00:14:44,206
I still have to look
at this stuff, guys, so...
402
00:14:44,290 --> 00:14:46,208
- So this is a ten-gallon hat?
- Yeah, you like that?
403
00:14:46,292 --> 00:14:47,526
Ten-gallon hat.
404
00:14:47,577 --> 00:14:49,528
Technically, it only holds
about three quarts.
405
00:14:49,579 --> 00:14:51,696
Little factoid.
Interesting.
406
00:14:51,748 --> 00:14:53,698
D'Angelo's great.
I love the guy.
407
00:14:53,750 --> 00:14:57,136
But I'm not sure he's
a good fit for the office.
408
00:14:57,203 --> 00:15:00,038
And also, I'm not sure
if I love the guy.
409
00:15:06,022 --> 00:15:08,240
All right, see you later, girl.
410
00:15:08,324 --> 00:15:10,525
Hey, hey, hey.
411
00:15:10,576 --> 00:15:12,894
Naw, I'm good.
Keep that.
412
00:15:14,030 --> 00:15:16,114
Hey, funny man.
413
00:15:16,199 --> 00:15:19,034
What you got for me?
Make me laugh.
414
00:15:24,841 --> 00:15:28,409
[Grunting]
415
00:15:28,461 --> 00:15:31,263
[Chuckling]
416
00:15:33,466 --> 00:15:35,416
Oh...
417
00:15:35,468 --> 00:15:36,601
Let's see...
418
00:15:36,686 --> 00:15:39,137
Let's see if my favorite
tea is in here...
419
00:15:39,222 --> 00:15:40,138
oh, jeez!
420
00:15:40,223 --> 00:15:43,058
Aah!
421
00:15:43,109 --> 00:15:44,976
Aahhblblblblbl!
422
00:15:45,061 --> 00:15:46,945
Oh...Oh!
423
00:15:47,029 --> 00:15:47,979
Oh!
424
00:15:48,064 --> 00:15:49,931
Aah! Aah!
425
00:15:49,982 --> 00:15:52,117
[Laughing]
426
00:15:52,201 --> 00:15:55,737
Oh...Oh...
427
00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:56,771
Aah!
428
00:15:56,823 --> 00:15:58,439
That's hot coffee!
429
00:15:58,491 --> 00:15:59,908
Ow ha ha!
430
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:01,609
Drink some soap.
431
00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:04,496
[Laughing]
Drink some hand soap.
432
00:16:04,580 --> 00:16:06,748
[Both laughing]
433
00:16:12,004 --> 00:16:15,006
I guess this is my life now.
434
00:16:15,091 --> 00:16:17,642
How do I become
a manager at sabre?
435
00:16:17,727 --> 00:16:19,460
Well, first things first.
436
00:16:19,512 --> 00:16:21,346
Thank you for coming to me
directly, you know?
437
00:16:21,430 --> 00:16:22,981
I know you could have
called Tallahassee,
438
00:16:23,065 --> 00:16:24,900
but they would have
just looped back to me, so...
439
00:16:24,967 --> 00:16:26,768
It's cool you recognize
my role here.
440
00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:27,986
I left a message at corporate.
441
00:16:28,070 --> 00:16:29,804
Uh...There you go.
442
00:16:29,856 --> 00:16:31,773
Get a recommendation
from Michael.
443
00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:33,692
That'll put you
right on the short list
444
00:16:33,776 --> 00:16:35,026
for next time
there's an opening.
445
00:16:35,111 --> 00:16:36,862
Can't you just use
the recommendation
446
00:16:36,946 --> 00:16:39,480
you already have on file?
What recommendation?
447
00:16:39,532 --> 00:16:42,951
From when he recommended me
to replace him.
448
00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:46,788
Um...
449
00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:48,656
I'm so... I'm sorry,
450
00:16:48,708 --> 00:16:52,127
I never know how to act in
these awkward-type situations.
451
00:16:52,178 --> 00:16:53,962
Best whale watching.
452
00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:55,680
Easily the west coast.
453
00:16:55,765 --> 00:16:57,165
If you're gonna go whale
watching on the east coast,
454
00:16:57,216 --> 00:16:59,000
you might wanna bring
a magazine called
455
00:16:59,051 --> 00:17:00,719
west coast whales.
456
00:17:00,803 --> 00:17:02,637
[Laughter]
'Cause you're not gonna see 'em.
457
00:17:02,688 --> 00:17:04,973
[Ahem] Snack time.
It's the witching hour.
458
00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:06,358
It is the sandwiching hour.
459
00:17:06,442 --> 00:17:08,560
- Awesome.
- Mmm. What ya got?
460
00:17:08,644 --> 00:17:10,529
Pb and j.
My mom's recipe.
461
00:17:10,613 --> 00:17:12,814
Michael, D'Angelo
has a peanut allergy.
462
00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:14,032
Okay, I need a wide berth.
463
00:17:14,116 --> 00:17:15,650
I need a wide berth
from those nuts.
464
00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:17,652
What are you doing?
Have you lost your mind?
465
00:17:17,703 --> 00:17:20,322
I think Kevin wants one.
Kevin... here ya go!
466
00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:22,523
Oh!
Michael, this is serious.
467
00:17:22,575 --> 00:17:24,492
Do you know what happens
if D'Angelo touches a peanut?
468
00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:26,044
- What?
- Michael, the last time
469
00:17:26,128 --> 00:17:27,829
I was exposed to a peanut,
470
00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:30,165
I was itchy for three days,
okay?
471
00:17:30,216 --> 00:17:33,168
Had to take baths constantly.
I missed the oj verdict.
472
00:17:33,219 --> 00:17:35,554
Had to read about it
in the paper like an idiot!
473
00:17:35,638 --> 00:17:37,923
Wait. So you don't go into
like shock or die or anything.
474
00:17:38,007 --> 00:17:40,759
No, Jim.
Not everything's life and death.
475
00:17:40,843 --> 00:17:42,010
I wanna feel comfortable.
476
00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:43,762
[Whispers] Oscar, here you go.
[Popping lips]
477
00:17:43,846 --> 00:17:45,513
Oh... whoa!
478
00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:47,933
You're getting nut particles
all in the air!
479
00:17:48,017 --> 00:17:49,717
No one had a problem
with the air here
480
00:17:49,769 --> 00:17:51,236
until you came around.
481
00:17:59,245 --> 00:18:02,747
Everyone, mandatory meeting.
Multipurpose room, now.
482
00:18:02,832 --> 00:18:04,366
No, that's good.
You just stay in there.
483
00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:06,201
Stay in there by yourself,
loser.
484
00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:07,452
Nobody go in.
What?
485
00:18:07,536 --> 00:18:08,920
- Nobody go in there.
- What?
486
00:18:09,005 --> 00:18:10,905
- Stay where you are.
- Michael, this is insane.
487
00:18:10,957 --> 00:18:12,240
No, it's not insane, Oscar.
488
00:18:12,291 --> 00:18:14,259
I've been here for 19 years,
489
00:18:14,343 --> 00:18:16,177
and just because someone else
is called the boss,
490
00:18:16,245 --> 00:18:17,629
you're gonna throw it all away?
491
00:18:17,713 --> 00:18:19,598
N-no.
492
00:18:22,551 --> 00:18:25,387
Listen, you're the one
who decided to leave.
493
00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:26,855
Come on.
He's our new boss.
494
00:18:26,922 --> 00:18:28,273
You know we have to do this.
495
00:18:30,643 --> 00:18:33,228
Ooh, well.
Who needs 'em?
496
00:18:33,279 --> 00:18:35,480
Looks like it's just
you and me, Dwight.
497
00:18:35,564 --> 00:18:37,399
Correction.
498
00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:38,984
Just you.
499
00:18:40,202 --> 00:18:44,289
All right.
Meeting, multifunction room.
500
00:18:44,373 --> 00:18:46,908
[Dwight muffled from room]
501
00:18:51,330 --> 00:18:52,631
Hey, Michael.
Michael, wait up.
502
00:18:52,715 --> 00:18:55,083
Hold up, hold up.
503
00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:57,852
Um...
504
00:18:57,920 --> 00:18:59,971
So... so for these meetings,
do you just...
505
00:19:00,056 --> 00:19:01,423
do you just jump into business,
506
00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:04,342
or do you start with
some chitchat or...
507
00:19:04,427 --> 00:19:05,844
I start with some chitchat
508
00:19:05,928 --> 00:19:08,963
and maybe a couple of jokes.
509
00:19:09,015 --> 00:19:12,150
And you might wanna develop
a couple of characters.
510
00:19:12,234 --> 00:19:14,635
Go on, you just...
you'll be fine.
511
00:19:14,687 --> 00:19:16,637
Maybe.
Maybe not.
512
00:19:16,689 --> 00:19:17,805
50/50.
513
00:19:17,857 --> 00:19:19,974
- No.
- You know,
514
00:19:20,026 --> 00:19:23,611
it is too bad for this place
that you're leaving.
515
00:19:26,949 --> 00:19:29,284
Bring it in.
Come on.
516
00:19:32,505 --> 00:19:33,672
Bring...
517
00:19:35,758 --> 00:19:38,376
okay.
518
00:19:38,461 --> 00:19:39,711
Okay.
519
00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:54,559
Why did you have to be
so damn good?
520
00:19:54,643 --> 00:19:57,395
I...
I'm adequate.
521
00:19:57,480 --> 00:19:58,679
[Laughs]
522
00:19:58,731 --> 00:20:00,515
I-I'm half as good
as you.
523
00:20:00,566 --> 00:20:02,450
- No, no, no.
- Oh, come on.
524
00:20:02,518 --> 00:20:04,319
You are good.
They know it.
525
00:20:04,370 --> 00:20:06,321
Come on.
526
00:20:06,372 --> 00:20:09,407
I just didn't expect you
to get there so fast.
527
00:20:09,492 --> 00:20:11,376
Would you do me a favor
and enjoy this time, okay?
528
00:20:11,460 --> 00:20:13,027
You've worked so hard.
529
00:20:13,079 --> 00:20:16,214
Get your senioritis on.
It's lake Havasu time.
530
00:20:16,298 --> 00:20:18,550
Guess I been working
so hard, I...
531
00:20:18,634 --> 00:20:21,169
Forgot what it's like
to be hardly working.
532
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:23,338
[Both laughing]
533
00:20:26,642 --> 00:20:28,059
[Quietly] Okay.
534
00:20:31,347 --> 00:20:35,016
What is the...
Native American girl's name?
535
00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:36,884
You'll figure it out.
536
00:20:46,495 --> 00:20:48,029
D'Angelo: Thank you, Dwight.
537
00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:50,031
[Muffled speech]
538
00:20:51,784 --> 00:20:54,736
D'Angelo: Um...
Dwight: Listen up!
539
00:20:59,358 --> 00:21:02,898
Sync by n17t01
www.addic7ed.com
540
00:21:04,464 --> 00:21:06,704
Hey, D'Angelo.
Want to meet Cece?
541
00:21:13,837 --> 00:21:14,766
That's a cute baby.
542
00:21:16,267 --> 00:21:18,858
Very cute baby.
Adorable, very cute.
543
00:21:19,006 --> 00:21:20,025
Thank you very much.
544
00:21:20,343 --> 00:21:22,335
See? We knew it.
If he just met her
545
00:21:22,423 --> 00:21:24,074
- he'd understand.
- We're back in.
546
00:21:24,284 --> 00:21:25,645
- Ha!
- Ha!
547
00:21:25,851 --> 00:21:27,303
Right?
548
00:21:27,537 --> 00:21:29,043
I'm telling you,
that baby could be
549
00:21:29,127 --> 00:21:33,008
the star of a show called
"babies I don't care about".
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00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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