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Well, I'm moving to Colorado
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to start
my new life with Holly.
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Just up here
getting used to the altitude.
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- Michael?
- Yes?
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I've got a treat for you.
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Oh!
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Thank you.
Like a butler.
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Colorado specialty--
Rocky Mountain oysters.
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Wow, those do not
taste like oysters.
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That's because
they're not oysters.
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They're bull testicles!
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I cut them off
fresh this morning!
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Ha!
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Sick freak.
What is wrong with you?
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What is wrong with you.
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I'm the sick freak?
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After what you did,
you expect to be buttled?
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After you didn't recommend me?
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Dwight, I don't own
Dunder Mifflin, okay?
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[Scoffs]
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The job was not mine to give.
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[Sighs]
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Look, I need your advice
on something.
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I am told that there are bears
in the rockies.
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Where did you hear that?
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Obvious XM radio?
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Well, I was just thinking
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that maybe I should keep
a salami in my pocket...
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Great idea.
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In order to feed the bears.
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Especially if you think
that life would be better
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without legs!
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How do you mean?
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Black bears can smell a salami
at five Miles, Michael.
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What are you thinking?
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And they run
faster than a horse.
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So if you were thinking about
outrunning them on a horse,
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I would try a cheetah.
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You in tight pants, Michael,
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are a salami to a black bear.
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- Do you understand?
- Mm-hmm.
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You're like
a giant walking salami.
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Okay, so no salami
in the pants.
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How about a pepperoni?
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Any kind of meat
you can possibly name.
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Okay.
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[Cheerful music]
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Sync by n17t01
www.addic7ed.com
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[Deep breath]
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You're not gonna
take all your toys, are you?
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Hmm?
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I mean, you don't--
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You don't have
a job lined up, so...
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It's not like you have
a desk to put 'em on.
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Well, I have interviews.
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That's nice.
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What about that truck?
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Can I have this little truck?
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Was thinking thinking I might
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glue a stapler on top
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or put a hole here
and stick pens in it.
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You okay?
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Yes.
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Yes, you know what,
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take my favorite truck, sure.
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You know what, uh...
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It's your last couple of days.
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I'm gonna get out of your hair.
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Oh, you don't--
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I will be in the break room.
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Okay, that sounds good.
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Thank you.
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[Whispers] Dead man walking.
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Sad?
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Boo hoo hoo!
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[Laughs] No.
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No, no.
I don't leave till tomorrow,
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so tomorrow I will be a wreck.
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- Stay away from Erin.
- Hey.
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I'm your boss.
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Why don't you, uh,
stay away from me?
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No, I'm gonna stand
where I want, okay?
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You don't want to get
on my bad side.
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I've seen some horrible things.
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I own over 200 horror movies.
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Okay, that's so weird!
Just go away!
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No, you go away.
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[Toilet flushes]
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Hi, Jim.
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You guys are filming people
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when they go
to the bathroom now?
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How about cupcakes?
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Please.
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- What's wrong with cupcakes?
- Everything.
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There they are.
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The party planning committee
together again.
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Well, we all wanted to plan
your good-bye party.
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We thought this
would be easier.
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We thought.
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It's an experiment.
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The three of us have all been
chairmen before.
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So this is the dream team.
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Hey!
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What are you saying?
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The dream team and Meredith.
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We decided on the ice cream.
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Mint chocolate chip--
Your favorite.
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Mmm!
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Yeah, that was a surprise.
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You know what?
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I'm thinking maybe
we should get ice cream
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that everybody will like.
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How about vanilla?
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Let's get vanilla.
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Okay.
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Tomorrow, I want everybody
to have a good time.
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No drama.
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And as for today,
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just a typical day.
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All right?
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Should we get toppings?
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- What do you like, Pam?
- What?
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What kind of topping
would you like?
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Hot fudge?
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Sounds good.
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Fudge it up.
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I bought this for myself.
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And yesterday,
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they gave me this.
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I still need something
to drink out of, though.
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Attention, everyone.
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Before I leave tomorrow,
I would like to reveal a secret
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that I have kept
for over 20 years.
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Secret about Phyllis.
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Please, Michael.
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When Phyllis was
in high school,
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she was so cute.
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And she still is.
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I thought he knew
about the baby I gave away.
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Look, Michael,
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it's a going-away present
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so your hands won't get cold.
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Ah.
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It's almost done,
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but you can't get them wet,
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and they can't be
dry-cleaned either.
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You have to hand wash
without water,
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wring dry gently,
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and use a hair dryer on cool.
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Sounds great.
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I just think it's great.
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Oh, I have gifts as well.
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And I will start by giving
the first gift to Phyllis.
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Phyllis, you are shy and sweet,
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and you don't often
speak your mind,
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but you should,
because you have great ideas.
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So, Phyllis,
I am giving you this
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so you can always remember
to speak your mind.
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[Laughs]
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Gee, thanks, Michael.
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- You're welcome.
- It's cute.
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Stanley, you love
your sudoku and your puzzles.
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I bestow upon you...
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My felt.
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May you never lose
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the fun-loving quality
in life.
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Where's the rest of it?
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It's got no balls.
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Well, okay.
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And Andy.
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Andy, who needs confidence
that he is a great salesman,
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I give you
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my clients.
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Our ten
most important accounts.
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- Wow.
- Yeah, wow.
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You know I'm
the worst salesman here, right?
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But you're the best salesman
on the inside.
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What does that even mean?
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You sold us all on Andy--
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A product that nobody wanted.
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I'm gonna lose 'em.
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You're not going to lose them.
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I promise you that I will.
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Just do your best.
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I have faith in you.
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Gimme those clients.
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No.
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Do you believe that?
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I've given up expecting
Michael to do the right thing
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or the decent thing
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or even
the comprehensible thing.
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I used to be obese.
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Once you've conquered obesity,
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everything else is easy.
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Life literally
moves in slow motion.
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I'm not saying I'm superman,
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but let me just
put it this way,
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if I were shot in the head,
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I'm pretty sure
everything would be fine.
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I almost welcome it.
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Kevin, I have
something for you.
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Oh!
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Oh.
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You know who that is?
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Oh.
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Don't be a caricature, Kevin.
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Never be a caricature.
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How did that feel
when I tore that up?
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- Better?
- Good.
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Stand up.
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You will be thin.
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You won't drool over pizza
like an animal anymore.
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But, I--
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You will find love.
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Michael, I'm pretty much okay
with who I am now.
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Don't be.
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You should never settle
for who you are.
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Oscar, Oscar, Oscar.
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Oscar,
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you are a--
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Michael, I just lost
Porter hardware!
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I just-- I lost 'em.
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Okay, you know what?
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Just do your best, buddy.
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[Groans]
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Okay, Oscar,
you are very smart,
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and you have
a gigantic education,
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and I think of you
as my scarecrow,
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because you gave me a brain.
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So that's why I made you this.
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Thank you, Michael.
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It's beautiful.
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[Laughing]
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It looks like...
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It looks like it was made
by a two-year-old monkey
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on a farm.
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And he just...
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He just accepted it, that I...
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That I put all this work
into it.
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Oh, man.
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He-- He has the lowest opinion
of me of anybody.
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Oh!
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Was it just me,
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or did you think we were gonna
have sex at some point?
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It was just you.
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How would you
have wanted to do it?
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I--don't.
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Okay, you know what?
Inappropriate,
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because I am engaged happily,
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and you, you have landed
yourself a senator.
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State senator.
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Mm-hmm. Bravo.
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- Brava.
- Bra--?
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Do you want to see
some pictures?
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I just got these.
Sure.
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Um, these are--
Okay, um,
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this is us at the theater.
Ohh!
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And, uh, antiquing.
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Oh. [Stilted laugh]
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Oh, rollerblading.
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Rollerblading.
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Who's that?
Who's that guy?
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Oh, that's Thomas,
Robert's aide.
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Hmm.
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I guess this could be
the one, huh?
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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[Whistling]
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[Sizzling]
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Um, I'm gonna be dropping in
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on one of our biggest clients
this afternoon,
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and I could use some backup.
274
00:10:49,077 --> 00:10:51,128
Let's rip it up, homes.
275
00:10:51,212 --> 00:10:52,496
All right.
276
00:10:52,580 --> 00:10:54,314
Boom.
277
00:10:58,053 --> 00:11:00,988
Walk away, bitch.
278
00:11:01,056 --> 00:11:02,639
- Oh, um, Michael.
- Hmm?
279
00:11:02,724 --> 00:11:04,975
Uh, where do you want
your last paycheck sent?
280
00:11:05,060 --> 00:11:09,563
Last paycheck?
281
00:11:09,630 --> 00:11:11,315
Do you have an address yet
in Colorado?
282
00:11:11,399 --> 00:11:13,133
No.
283
00:11:13,201 --> 00:11:15,169
What town do
Holly's parents live in?
284
00:11:15,236 --> 00:11:17,638
I'm not sure.
285
00:11:17,705 --> 00:11:21,909
Um, Mountain...Ton,
I think.
286
00:11:21,976 --> 00:11:24,311
Sounds beautiful.
287
00:11:26,981 --> 00:11:28,115
You should do
more stuff like that.
288
00:11:28,166 --> 00:11:29,416
I'm going to.
289
00:11:29,484 --> 00:11:31,251
Hey. It's
almost your last day.
290
00:11:31,319 --> 00:11:32,319
Come on. Sit with us.
291
00:11:32,370 --> 00:11:33,620
No, I'm almost done.
292
00:11:33,688 --> 00:11:37,174
- You sure?
- Yeah.
293
00:11:37,258 --> 00:11:38,759
So I'm going to Carbondale
this afternoon
294
00:11:38,826 --> 00:11:40,294
to get a new bulk shredder.
295
00:11:40,345 --> 00:11:41,695
Finally.
296
00:11:41,763 --> 00:11:43,430
That old shredder sucked.
297
00:11:43,498 --> 00:11:44,431
It's a good shredder.
298
00:11:44,499 --> 00:11:45,532
It just keeps breaking.
299
00:11:45,600 --> 00:11:47,518
Yeah, and it won't
shred magazines.
300
00:11:47,602 --> 00:11:49,470
It's not supposed
to shred magazines, Kevin.
301
00:11:49,537 --> 00:11:51,038
I know.
302
00:11:51,106 --> 00:11:53,340
Did you break
the shredder, Kevin?
303
00:11:53,408 --> 00:11:55,075
No. It's just
304
00:11:55,143 --> 00:11:56,843
that old shredder sucks.
305
00:11:56,895 --> 00:11:59,580
Just get one
that'll shred magazines.
306
00:11:59,647 --> 00:12:02,816
I don't think any of them
are supposed to shred magazines.
307
00:12:02,884 --> 00:12:04,701
[Crying] I can't--
308
00:12:04,786 --> 00:12:06,954
I can't do this.
309
00:12:07,021 --> 00:12:09,790
All the channels
are gonna be different there.
310
00:12:09,857 --> 00:12:11,742
I'm not gonna be able
to find my shows.
311
00:12:11,826 --> 00:12:15,879
I'm not going
to start improv at level one.
312
00:12:15,964 --> 00:12:18,999
I don't think my credits
are gonna transfer.
313
00:12:19,050 --> 00:12:20,000
Ohh!
314
00:12:20,051 --> 00:12:21,368
And you know what?
315
00:12:21,419 --> 00:12:25,305
I just figured out where I was
supposed to go to vote.
316
00:12:25,373 --> 00:12:26,924
[Sniffles]
317
00:12:27,008 --> 00:12:28,976
I gotta call her.
318
00:12:29,043 --> 00:12:33,180
And I'm going to tell her
that I cannot come.
319
00:12:33,248 --> 00:12:36,483
[Line ringing]
320
00:12:36,551 --> 00:12:38,252
Hello there.
321
00:12:38,319 --> 00:12:40,270
Hi.
322
00:12:40,355 --> 00:12:42,356
What is the name of our town?
323
00:12:42,423 --> 00:12:43,724
Boulder.
324
00:12:43,791 --> 00:12:45,959
Is something wrong?
Are you okay?
325
00:12:46,027 --> 00:12:48,962
No. No, I just needed
to hear your voice.
326
00:12:49,030 --> 00:12:50,664
[Deep voice] Oh, you mean this?
327
00:12:50,731 --> 00:12:53,033
[Laughing]
328
00:12:53,084 --> 00:12:54,201
Yeah.
329
00:12:54,269 --> 00:12:57,137
Yes, my hero.
330
00:12:57,205 --> 00:12:59,223
[Deep voice] I'll pay the rent.
331
00:12:59,307 --> 00:13:01,875
[Laughing]
332
00:13:01,943 --> 00:13:04,144
Okay, my mom's looking at me
333
00:13:04,212 --> 00:13:05,929
like she has no sense of humor.
334
00:13:06,014 --> 00:13:07,014
It's a joke.
335
00:13:07,065 --> 00:13:09,233
[Laughing]
336
00:13:09,317 --> 00:13:10,984
Oh, I miss you.
337
00:13:11,052 --> 00:13:12,352
Well, I'll see you tonight.
338
00:13:12,420 --> 00:13:14,454
I'll pick you up
outside baggage claim.
339
00:13:14,522 --> 00:13:16,240
Okay, I'll see you tonight.
340
00:13:16,324 --> 00:13:17,324
I love you.
341
00:13:17,391 --> 00:13:18,592
I love you, too.
342
00:13:24,365 --> 00:13:26,033
Yeah, so I know
I told everybody
343
00:13:26,100 --> 00:13:27,834
that tomorrow is my last day,
344
00:13:27,902 --> 00:13:31,805
but I'm--
I'm gonna be leaving tonight.
345
00:13:31,873 --> 00:13:33,790
I, uh, head
to the airport at 4:00.
346
00:13:38,913 --> 00:13:40,264
[Sighs] And, uh,
347
00:13:40,348 --> 00:13:42,549
I have said good-bye
to half of them.
348
00:13:46,120 --> 00:13:49,192
Well, you know Michael,
I have a brother, in Boulder.
349
00:13:49,347 --> 00:13:51,198
Rory Flenderson.
350
00:13:51,282 --> 00:13:53,117
You should look him up.
351
00:14:00,859 --> 00:14:02,426
Okay.
352
00:14:02,494 --> 00:14:03,627
Okay?
353
00:14:06,347 --> 00:14:08,532
Ahem, Kelly?
354
00:14:11,703 --> 00:14:13,704
Kelly?
355
00:14:13,772 --> 00:14:15,105
Kelly?
356
00:14:15,173 --> 00:14:16,240
What?
357
00:14:16,307 --> 00:14:18,742
If I just went away right now,
358
00:14:18,810 --> 00:14:21,445
would that be the best gift
that I could give you?
359
00:14:21,513 --> 00:14:23,847
Yes, please.
Please go away
360
00:14:23,915 --> 00:14:25,983
and stop using
that weird, slow voice.
361
00:14:28,319 --> 00:14:30,237
She was once my girl,
362
00:14:30,321 --> 00:14:32,556
and she is your girl now.
363
00:14:32,624 --> 00:14:34,091
Wow.
364
00:14:34,159 --> 00:14:35,125
Yeah.
365
00:14:35,193 --> 00:14:37,427
This is totally unnecessary.
366
00:14:37,495 --> 00:14:38,662
You're not prone to seizures?
367
00:14:38,730 --> 00:14:40,664
No.
368
00:14:40,732 --> 00:14:44,234
So Michael said we can do
whatever we want cake-wise.
369
00:14:44,302 --> 00:14:45,602
What do we want?
370
00:14:45,670 --> 00:14:47,371
- Erotic.
- See?
371
00:14:47,438 --> 00:14:48,572
This is what happens.
372
00:14:48,640 --> 00:14:50,307
You can't let a street dog
into the house.
373
00:14:50,375 --> 00:14:51,675
Mmm, let's hear her out.
374
00:14:51,743 --> 00:14:52,843
I would, uh,
375
00:14:52,911 --> 00:14:54,444
like to hear
more about these cakes.
376
00:14:54,512 --> 00:14:56,346
I know these Ethiopians
that run a cake shop.
377
00:14:56,414 --> 00:14:57,431
Good God.
378
00:14:57,515 --> 00:14:59,383
They make these cakes
that are wild.
379
00:14:59,450 --> 00:15:00,551
I mean...
380
00:15:00,618 --> 00:15:02,786
They show everything.
381
00:15:02,854 --> 00:15:04,421
I don't--I don't think
we want a--
382
00:15:04,489 --> 00:15:05,572
No, I know
what you're thinking,
383
00:15:05,657 --> 00:15:07,241
but it's not just black.
They do it all.
384
00:15:07,325 --> 00:15:09,026
And the women on these cakes,
385
00:15:09,093 --> 00:15:10,694
they're not
just guys' fantasies.
386
00:15:10,762 --> 00:15:13,080
They have real, full women.
387
00:15:13,164 --> 00:15:14,615
It is refreshing.
388
00:15:14,699 --> 00:15:17,301
Okay, don't turn this
into some feminist issue.
389
00:15:17,368 --> 00:15:19,837
As a person who buys
a lot of erotic cakes,
390
00:15:19,904 --> 00:15:22,606
it just feels good
to be represented on one.
391
00:15:22,674 --> 00:15:24,458
You know what?
I think we should get
392
00:15:24,542 --> 00:15:26,543
some other input.
393
00:15:26,611 --> 00:15:28,011
I think we should do cupcakes.
394
00:15:28,079 --> 00:15:29,646
I am one of the few people
who looks hot
395
00:15:29,714 --> 00:15:30,881
eating a cupcake.
396
00:15:30,949 --> 00:15:32,766
Yeah, cupcakes,
that's what I said.
397
00:15:32,851 --> 00:15:34,051
No. I am
not cleaning up
398
00:15:34,102 --> 00:15:36,270
a bunch of
uneaten cupcake bottoms.
399
00:15:36,354 --> 00:15:38,322
You know, we don't really care
about your opinion.
400
00:15:38,389 --> 00:15:39,590
You're just a tie-breaker.
401
00:15:39,657 --> 00:15:42,109
Um, Pam?
402
00:15:42,193 --> 00:15:43,477
Oh, hey, Michael.
403
00:15:43,561 --> 00:15:45,445
I'm just gonna go to Carbondale
to price some shredders.
404
00:15:45,530 --> 00:15:46,463
I'll see you later.
405
00:15:46,531 --> 00:15:48,115
Okay.
406
00:16:06,251 --> 00:16:07,467
Gabe!
407
00:16:07,552 --> 00:16:08,852
I need to talk to you.
408
00:16:08,920 --> 00:16:09,920
You can't be in here.
409
00:16:09,971 --> 00:16:11,154
This is a ladies' bathroom.
410
00:16:11,222 --> 00:16:12,389
No, Erin,
I respect your privacy,
411
00:16:12,456 --> 00:16:13,674
but I will follow you in here
[Toilet flushes]
412
00:16:13,758 --> 00:16:16,009
Every time you go
if that's what it takes.
413
00:16:16,094 --> 00:16:17,060
Hey, creed.
414
00:16:17,128 --> 00:16:20,264
Not cool, man.
415
00:16:20,315 --> 00:16:22,099
[Whispers]
I really think you should leave.
416
00:16:22,150 --> 00:16:24,351
Someday, you are going to tell
our grandchildren
417
00:16:24,435 --> 00:16:25,869
about how their grandfather
won you back
418
00:16:25,937 --> 00:16:27,020
in a women's room.
419
00:16:27,105 --> 00:16:28,021
Gabe, can we talk
about this later?
420
00:16:28,106 --> 00:16:29,406
I have to go.
I have to go.
421
00:16:29,473 --> 00:16:31,475
Just read the letter
under your windshield wiper.
422
00:16:31,542 --> 00:16:32,476
It explains everything.
423
00:16:32,543 --> 00:16:33,810
- Okay.
- Okay?
424
00:16:33,878 --> 00:16:35,362
Do you want--
- Gabe!
425
00:16:35,446 --> 00:16:36,580
Well.
426
00:16:38,182 --> 00:16:39,449
Here's the thing, Rory.
427
00:16:39,500 --> 00:16:41,652
I think you guys would
hit it off in an odd way.
428
00:16:41,719 --> 00:16:43,687
I could bring him
a welcome basket.
429
00:16:43,755 --> 00:16:44,922
I'll surprise him.
430
00:16:44,989 --> 00:16:47,057
Okay, well, you should
give him a little time
431
00:16:47,125 --> 00:16:48,392
to settle in, but...
432
00:16:48,459 --> 00:16:49,559
Does he like jams?
433
00:16:49,627 --> 00:16:51,061
My shelves
are overflowing with preserves.
434
00:16:51,129 --> 00:16:54,497
Well, no, he hates jams.
435
00:16:54,549 --> 00:16:55,498
Darryl.
436
00:16:55,550 --> 00:16:56,499
Hey.
437
00:16:56,551 --> 00:16:58,001
I would like to give you
438
00:16:58,052 --> 00:17:00,938
the only copy
of somehow I manage,
439
00:17:01,005 --> 00:17:02,356
unfinished.
440
00:17:02,440 --> 00:17:04,675
If there's anybody here
who can finish it, it's you.
441
00:17:04,742 --> 00:17:06,059
[Laughs]
442
00:17:06,144 --> 00:17:08,145
That's sweet, Mike.
443
00:17:08,196 --> 00:17:11,031
Let's see here.
444
00:17:11,115 --> 00:17:14,017
Here's a chapter called
"gum."
445
00:17:14,068 --> 00:17:15,986
- Mmm.
- With one sentence.
446
00:17:16,054 --> 00:17:18,739
"Everybody likes the guy who
offers them a stick of gum."
447
00:17:18,823 --> 00:17:20,324
Mm-hmm. It's true.
448
00:17:20,375 --> 00:17:23,560
Darryl, I have one last wish.
449
00:17:23,628 --> 00:17:25,696
I would like to use the baler.
450
00:17:25,763 --> 00:17:27,297
No.
451
00:17:27,365 --> 00:17:28,498
Can't let you do that, Mike.
452
00:17:28,566 --> 00:17:29,499
- No problem.
- Sorry.
453
00:17:29,550 --> 00:17:31,034
- Worth a try.
- All right.
454
00:17:31,102 --> 00:17:33,170
Darryl said I could use
the baler because I'm leaving.
455
00:17:33,237 --> 00:17:34,538
No.
456
00:17:36,941 --> 00:17:41,011
All right, guys, well,
457
00:17:41,079 --> 00:17:44,715
see ya later, warehouse.
458
00:17:44,782 --> 00:17:46,917
Catch you
on the flippety-flip.
459
00:17:51,105 --> 00:17:52,773
All right then,
460
00:17:52,857 --> 00:17:54,491
see you guys.
461
00:17:54,559 --> 00:17:56,276
Catch you later, warehouse.
462
00:17:56,361 --> 00:18:00,197
See you
on the flippety-flip.
463
00:18:00,248 --> 00:18:05,702
Catch you
on the flippety-flip.
464
00:18:05,770 --> 00:18:09,456
Catch you guys
on the flippety-flip.
465
00:18:09,540 --> 00:18:10,624
Come on.
466
00:18:10,708 --> 00:18:13,010
[Exhales] Okay.
So what's our approach?
467
00:18:13,077 --> 00:18:14,211
You a veteran?
468
00:18:14,262 --> 00:18:15,679
Do I have a month to live?
469
00:18:15,747 --> 00:18:18,615
You gonna get married
tomorrow? What?
470
00:18:18,683 --> 00:18:20,083
Hmm?
471
00:18:20,134 --> 00:18:22,519
I thought we'd just talk
about our customer service
472
00:18:22,586 --> 00:18:26,640
and exceptional paper quality.
473
00:18:26,724 --> 00:18:29,026
That's stupid.
[Laughing]
474
00:18:29,093 --> 00:18:30,610
Well, what do I know?
475
00:18:30,695 --> 00:18:32,612
I know.
What you know?
476
00:18:32,697 --> 00:18:33,730
We gotta get psyched up.
477
00:18:33,781 --> 00:18:35,432
Okay, guy?
478
00:18:35,483 --> 00:18:36,599
Let's get psyched.
479
00:18:36,651 --> 00:18:40,937
Is there an animal shelter
on the way?
480
00:18:41,005 --> 00:18:42,039
Yeah.
481
00:18:42,106 --> 00:18:43,156
Awesome!
482
00:18:43,241 --> 00:18:44,741
Ani-ani-shelto.
483
00:18:44,792 --> 00:18:46,743
- [Laughs]
- Here we come.
484
00:18:46,794 --> 00:18:48,495
Andy, do you know
how to high-five?
485
00:18:48,579 --> 00:18:49,846
Yeah.
486
00:18:49,914 --> 00:18:51,248
'Cause if you do,
now's the time.
487
00:18:51,299 --> 00:18:52,416
All right.
488
00:18:52,467 --> 00:18:54,334
Not while I'm driving.
489
00:18:54,419 --> 00:18:56,353
Catch you guys...
490
00:18:56,421 --> 00:18:57,471
[Forklift engine]
491
00:18:59,791 --> 00:19:03,794
Catch you guys
on the flippety-flip.
492
00:19:03,861 --> 00:19:06,129
Flippety-flip.
493
00:19:06,180 --> 00:19:08,598
[Sighing]
494
00:19:08,649 --> 00:19:12,669
Flippety-flip.
495
00:19:12,737 --> 00:19:14,771
Really?
496
00:19:14,839 --> 00:19:17,541
Okay, see you guys.
497
00:19:22,771 --> 00:19:24,176
You know how I met Bennet
498
00:19:24,227 --> 00:19:26,795
and got started
on my ladder of success?
499
00:19:26,846 --> 00:19:28,063
No, I don't.
500
00:19:30,216 --> 00:19:33,218
Walkin' along,
out of work...Again,
501
00:19:33,286 --> 00:19:35,554
thinking to myself,
502
00:19:35,638 --> 00:19:37,606
I've only got enough cash
to buy a sandwich
503
00:19:37,674 --> 00:19:39,274
or get drunk.
504
00:19:39,342 --> 00:19:41,610
And I see this guy
505
00:19:41,677 --> 00:19:43,612
trying to steal
this lady's dog.
506
00:19:43,679 --> 00:19:45,948
So I grab the dog, he runs off.
507
00:19:46,016 --> 00:19:48,617
She's so grateful,
she hires me.
508
00:19:48,684 --> 00:19:50,819
Aw, wow.
509
00:19:50,870 --> 00:19:52,854
Gimme that dog!
510
00:19:52,906 --> 00:19:54,556
It's not your dog!
511
00:19:54,624 --> 00:19:56,158
Yeah.
512
00:19:56,209 --> 00:19:57,209
[Laughs]
513
00:19:57,293 --> 00:19:59,495
- Again.
- Oh, okay.
514
00:19:59,562 --> 00:20:03,048
Gimme that damn dog,
you [Bleep] Thief!
515
00:20:03,133 --> 00:20:04,633
It's her dog!
516
00:20:04,700 --> 00:20:06,201
Don't ever do it again!
517
00:20:06,252 --> 00:20:08,704
You hear me?
518
00:20:08,772 --> 00:20:09,871
You feel that energy?
519
00:20:09,923 --> 00:20:11,240
- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah?
520
00:20:11,307 --> 00:20:13,225
Whoo! Yeah.
521
00:20:13,309 --> 00:20:14,893
Whoo! Unh!
522
00:20:14,978 --> 00:20:18,046
Okay, again.
523
00:20:18,098 --> 00:20:20,983
I know that Gabe is young
and hot and everything,
524
00:20:21,050 --> 00:20:24,319
and he's begging me
to reconsider,
525
00:20:24,387 --> 00:20:28,590
but I...I just think
I'm in love with someone else.
526
00:20:28,658 --> 00:20:29,925
Kevin?
527
00:20:29,993 --> 00:20:30,909
Andy.
528
00:20:30,994 --> 00:20:31,994
Ahh.
529
00:20:32,062 --> 00:20:33,662
I wish I knew
who my birth mother was
530
00:20:33,730 --> 00:20:35,731
so she could just tell me
who to choose.
531
00:20:35,799 --> 00:20:38,700
Maybe neither.
532
00:20:38,752 --> 00:20:41,036
I'm not attracted to Kevin.
533
00:20:41,104 --> 00:20:42,254
Erin, listen to me.
534
00:20:42,338 --> 00:20:44,373
You shouldn't rush
into this at all.
535
00:20:44,424 --> 00:20:45,457
And you know why?
536
00:20:45,542 --> 00:20:46,942
Because you are beautiful,
537
00:20:47,010 --> 00:20:48,177
and you are fun,
538
00:20:48,244 --> 00:20:49,578
and you are smart.
539
00:20:52,298 --> 00:20:53,715
And when the right guy
comes along,
540
00:20:53,783 --> 00:20:54,916
you'll know it.
541
00:20:54,968 --> 00:20:56,552
You will.
542
00:20:58,271 --> 00:20:59,221
Hey.
543
00:21:00,923 --> 00:21:02,257
And you know what?
544
00:21:02,308 --> 00:21:03,659
You don't need a mom,
545
00:21:03,726 --> 00:21:04,793
because you have my number
546
00:21:04,861 --> 00:21:06,261
and you can call me anytime.
547
00:21:07,897 --> 00:21:09,031
Extension 147.
548
00:21:09,098 --> 00:21:10,532
- N...
- I know.
549
00:21:10,600 --> 00:21:12,534
Okay. Okay.
550
00:21:18,675 --> 00:21:21,443
Did you want the 2726
or the 2730?
551
00:21:21,494 --> 00:21:23,212
Phyllis?
552
00:21:23,279 --> 00:21:24,746
Phyllis, are my mittens done?
553
00:21:24,798 --> 00:21:26,615
- No. No.
I'm on a sale--
554
00:21:26,666 --> 00:21:28,884
Okay, listen,
it's 2:00 P.M.
555
00:21:28,951 --> 00:21:31,470
From now until 4:00,
your priority is knitting.
556
00:21:31,554 --> 00:21:32,554
Knit like the wind.
557
00:21:32,622 --> 00:21:33,722
Okay.
558
00:21:33,789 --> 00:21:36,525
Dwight, I will be
leaving tomorrow.
559
00:21:36,593 --> 00:21:37,626
Yes?
560
00:21:37,677 --> 00:21:39,794
So I wanted to give you that.
561
00:21:39,846 --> 00:21:41,063
It's a letter
of recommendation.
562
00:21:49,105 --> 00:21:51,440
This is gonna be good.
563
00:21:51,508 --> 00:21:52,841
Ahem.
564
00:21:52,909 --> 00:21:54,109
"To whom it may concern."
565
00:21:54,160 --> 00:21:55,944
Good, real personal.
Thanks, Michael.
566
00:21:56,012 --> 00:21:58,647
"The dictionary defines
'superlative'
567
00:21:58,715 --> 00:22:01,583
"as 'of the highest kind,
quality, or order,
568
00:22:01,651 --> 00:22:04,353
surpassing all else
or others; Supreme.'"
569
00:22:04,420 --> 00:22:05,787
that's great.
570
00:22:05,855 --> 00:22:07,156
If I wanted
the dictionary definition,
571
00:22:07,223 --> 00:22:08,490
I'd buy a dictionary.
572
00:22:08,558 --> 00:22:12,060
"I define it as Dwight Shrute.
573
00:22:12,128 --> 00:22:14,296
"As a sales executive,
as a leader,
574
00:22:14,364 --> 00:22:17,733
"as a man, and as a friend,
575
00:22:17,800 --> 00:22:22,771
"he is of the highest kind,
quality, and order;
576
00:22:22,839 --> 00:22:24,439
Supreme."
577
00:22:29,913 --> 00:22:31,180
Lots more like that.
578
00:22:31,247 --> 00:22:32,481
Really repetitive.
579
00:22:36,719 --> 00:22:39,988
What's this?
580
00:22:40,056 --> 00:22:42,658
"2:45 behind the building,
paintball."
581
00:22:45,562 --> 00:22:46,595
Ohh!
582
00:23:12,238 --> 00:23:13,555
Aah!
583
00:23:13,623 --> 00:23:15,057
Ah ha ha ha!
584
00:23:15,124 --> 00:23:17,659
No! Ha ha ha ha!
585
00:23:17,727 --> 00:23:19,244
Ow! Ow! Ow!
586
00:23:19,329 --> 00:23:21,496
Come on, come on!
Give it up!
587
00:23:21,564 --> 00:23:22,781
Yaah!
588
00:23:22,865 --> 00:23:25,500
- Ow! Ow!
- [Laughing]
589
00:23:26,953 --> 00:23:29,938
[Both shouting]
590
00:23:36,312 --> 00:23:38,747
I would like to start
by just saying
591
00:23:38,815 --> 00:23:40,299
that I have not worked with
592
00:23:40,383 --> 00:23:43,185
Mr. Andy Bernard here
for very long.
593
00:23:43,252 --> 00:23:46,455
But I can say
that he is no Michael Scott.
594
00:23:46,522 --> 00:23:49,891
I can't sit here and tell you
that he's gonna be a success.
595
00:23:49,959 --> 00:23:51,793
Uh, I can't sit here
and tell you
596
00:23:51,861 --> 00:23:53,612
that he's even
the best man for the job.
597
00:23:53,696 --> 00:23:56,982
But I can say this.
598
00:23:57,066 --> 00:23:58,267
He's got potential.
599
00:23:58,334 --> 00:24:01,236
Sure.
600
00:24:01,287 --> 00:24:03,505
You know, I always say,
"go big or go home."
601
00:24:03,573 --> 00:24:05,407
You go with this guy,
602
00:24:05,475 --> 00:24:07,976
you could be making the biggest
mistake of your life.
603
00:24:08,044 --> 00:24:11,613
Or the biggest good decision
of your life.
604
00:24:11,664 --> 00:24:13,382
It's either gonna be
the best thing you ever did,
605
00:24:13,449 --> 00:24:17,386
or the worst thing
you ever did.
606
00:24:17,453 --> 00:24:19,921
If you want some boring,
white bread clock-watcher,
607
00:24:19,989 --> 00:24:21,556
who's gonna get you your paper
608
00:24:21,624 --> 00:24:24,960
when you ordered it
for the agreed-upon price,
609
00:24:25,028 --> 00:24:27,729
Andy's not your guy.
610
00:24:27,797 --> 00:24:30,799
You ever play Russian roulette?
611
00:24:30,867 --> 00:24:34,403
Time to spin
the chamber, Boris...
612
00:24:34,470 --> 00:24:36,938
By signing up for another year.
613
00:24:41,411 --> 00:24:43,161
Uh, what happened to you?
614
00:24:43,246 --> 00:24:44,630
You should see the other guy.
615
00:24:50,887 --> 00:24:53,171
Jim, where is Pam?
616
00:24:53,256 --> 00:24:55,524
Uh, she's still pricing
the whatevers...
617
00:24:55,591 --> 00:24:56,692
The shredders.
618
00:24:56,759 --> 00:24:58,626
But it is already 3:00.
619
00:25:04,267 --> 00:25:05,434
Right.
620
00:25:18,038 --> 00:25:19,088
Whether you're scared of dying
621
00:25:19,172 --> 00:25:21,039
or dying alone
622
00:25:21,091 --> 00:25:23,208
or dying drunk in a ditch,
623
00:25:23,259 --> 00:25:24,276
don't be.
624
00:25:24,344 --> 00:25:26,145
It's going to be okay.
625
00:25:26,212 --> 00:25:27,479
Yeah, I was tripling up.
626
00:25:27,547 --> 00:25:29,381
There's not enough time
in the day
627
00:25:29,449 --> 00:25:31,717
to have a special moment
with everybody.
628
00:25:34,721 --> 00:25:37,072
And you,
why are you still here?
629
00:25:37,140 --> 00:25:38,791
I'm either gonna quit today
630
00:25:38,858 --> 00:25:41,310
or stay to make sure
that Andy's career is destroyed.
631
00:25:41,378 --> 00:25:43,929
No, you are not
going to quit today.
632
00:25:43,997 --> 00:25:45,247
For goodness sake,
633
00:25:45,331 --> 00:25:47,633
this is not going to be
your last day at the office.
634
00:25:47,701 --> 00:25:50,119
Everybody gets dumped, Gabe.
635
00:25:50,203 --> 00:25:52,604
Can I give you
a piece of advice?
636
00:25:54,290 --> 00:25:56,041
A little cover-up
on your Adam's apple
637
00:25:56,109 --> 00:25:57,643
will make it appear smaller,
638
00:25:57,711 --> 00:25:59,795
which will make you look less
like a transvestite.
639
00:26:02,749 --> 00:26:04,783
[Clicks tongue]
640
00:26:11,691 --> 00:26:13,258
That is cold, sir.
641
00:26:13,309 --> 00:26:14,626
Absolutely cold.
You know what?
642
00:26:14,694 --> 00:26:16,311
It was a complete waste
of my time.
643
00:26:20,533 --> 00:26:22,701
Uh, Deangelo, I'm, uh...
644
00:26:22,769 --> 00:26:25,287
I forgot my bag,
so I'm gonna...
645
00:26:25,371 --> 00:26:27,990
I'll meet you in the car.
Okay, whatever.
646
00:26:28,074 --> 00:26:29,291
Sir.
647
00:26:29,375 --> 00:26:33,879
I'd just like to apologize
for that.
648
00:26:33,946 --> 00:26:35,947
I could tell you that he has
a steel plate in his head,
649
00:26:35,999 --> 00:26:37,683
or that he's crazy,
650
00:26:37,751 --> 00:26:40,619
but the truth is, I think
he's just a terrible salesman.
651
00:26:40,687 --> 00:26:45,157
And I want you to know
that if you re-up with us,
652
00:26:45,225 --> 00:26:47,760
anything you need,
day or night,
653
00:26:47,811 --> 00:26:49,928
I will be the one
to take your call.
654
00:26:52,031 --> 00:26:53,632
Keep talkin'.
655
00:26:56,369 --> 00:26:57,569
Yes.
656
00:26:57,637 --> 00:26:59,905
Okay. All right.
657
00:26:59,972 --> 00:27:01,190
No. Well, thank you.
658
00:27:01,274 --> 00:27:02,941
Thank you. All right.
659
00:27:02,992 --> 00:27:04,076
Take care.
660
00:27:04,143 --> 00:27:06,545
You'll never guess.
We did it.
661
00:27:06,613 --> 00:27:07,830
Hey!
662
00:27:07,914 --> 00:27:08,831
[Laughing]
663
00:27:08,915 --> 00:27:10,332
Ha ha!
664
00:27:10,416 --> 00:27:14,002
Ohh! All right.
665
00:27:14,087 --> 00:27:15,003
All right.
666
00:27:15,088 --> 00:27:16,371
Good job, boss.
667
00:27:16,456 --> 00:27:17,372
We did it. Yeah.
668
00:27:17,457 --> 00:27:19,374
Ohh.
669
00:27:23,897 --> 00:27:26,348
Okay, everybody, come on.
670
00:27:26,432 --> 00:27:28,100
Conference room, five seconds!
Here we go!
671
00:27:28,168 --> 00:27:30,018
Hurry up!
Let's do this!
672
00:27:33,006 --> 00:27:35,340
Yes.
What is this about?
673
00:27:35,391 --> 00:27:36,859
- What is this meeting about?
- Mm-hmm.
674
00:27:36,943 --> 00:27:38,527
All right.
675
00:27:38,611 --> 00:27:40,612
Well...
676
00:27:40,680 --> 00:27:44,182
Okay. Here we are
in the conference room.
677
00:27:44,234 --> 00:27:45,517
Once again.
678
00:27:45,585 --> 00:27:51,073
And I just wanted
to call you all here together
679
00:27:51,157 --> 00:27:54,076
because I have
something important...
680
00:27:54,160 --> 00:27:55,527
Well, there's two things,
actually.
681
00:27:55,595 --> 00:27:58,797
Okay, first, I would like
a whereabouts on Pam,
682
00:27:58,865 --> 00:28:03,135
and, secondly, Phyllis,
how are those mittens coming?
683
00:28:03,202 --> 00:28:06,305
Because I would actually like to
bring them home and pack them,
684
00:28:06,372 --> 00:28:08,106
and I am leaving
for the day at 4:00.
685
00:28:08,174 --> 00:28:09,424
They're almost done,
686
00:28:09,509 --> 00:28:11,877
but my knuckles are swelling
a little, and I can't--
687
00:28:11,928 --> 00:28:13,979
Well, power through
the arthritis, Phyllis.
688
00:28:14,046 --> 00:28:16,615
You can do it.
689
00:28:16,683 --> 00:28:18,851
Is that it?
690
00:28:18,902 --> 00:28:20,552
Um, hmm?
691
00:28:20,620 --> 00:28:22,788
Is that it?
692
00:28:28,494 --> 00:28:31,930
Um...Hmm.
693
00:28:31,998 --> 00:28:34,900
No.
694
00:28:34,968 --> 00:28:36,468
No.
695
00:28:36,536 --> 00:28:39,738
There's a special guest
that I would like to invite
696
00:28:39,789 --> 00:28:43,074
to say one last goodbye,
so here he comes.
697
00:28:43,126 --> 00:28:44,309
He's coming right in.
698
00:28:44,377 --> 00:28:46,879
Hi, everybody!
699
00:28:46,930 --> 00:28:49,781
It's ping!
[All groan]
700
00:28:49,849 --> 00:28:51,083
And I'm here to say goodbye
701
00:28:51,150 --> 00:28:52,784
to all you wonderful people.
702
00:28:52,852 --> 00:28:55,387
Thank you, everybody!
703
00:28:55,438 --> 00:28:57,623
You've been so wonderful.
704
00:28:57,690 --> 00:29:00,025
We were such a good--
705
00:29:00,092 --> 00:29:01,460
I "rove" you all.
706
00:29:01,527 --> 00:29:02,945
I "rove" you very much.
707
00:29:03,029 --> 00:29:04,363
Hey, can I talk to you
for a second?
708
00:29:04,430 --> 00:29:08,767
Sure.
See you later!
709
00:29:08,835 --> 00:29:10,101
So I've been meaning
to tell you.
710
00:29:10,153 --> 00:29:11,320
I want to take you
out for lunch.
711
00:29:11,404 --> 00:29:12,604
For your last day.
712
00:29:12,672 --> 00:29:13,772
Oh.
713
00:29:13,823 --> 00:29:15,240
What do you think?
Tomorrow? Lunch?
714
00:29:15,308 --> 00:29:16,241
You and me?
715
00:29:16,292 --> 00:29:19,578
Okay.
716
00:29:19,646 --> 00:29:22,014
You're not leaving tomorrow.
717
00:29:22,081 --> 00:29:24,683
You're leaving today, right?
718
00:29:24,751 --> 00:29:27,002
Maybe.
719
00:29:27,086 --> 00:29:28,487
Wow, so that's it, huh?
720
00:29:28,554 --> 00:29:31,990
Just 4:00
and you are gone for good.
721
00:29:32,058 --> 00:29:34,426
Why am I so sad?
722
00:29:34,477 --> 00:29:36,561
Am I doing the wrong thing?
723
00:29:36,629 --> 00:29:39,731
Absolutely not.
724
00:29:39,799 --> 00:29:42,701
It's just that sometimes
goodbyes are a bitch.
725
00:29:46,673 --> 00:29:51,493
T-shirt idea.
"Goodbyes stink."
726
00:29:51,577 --> 00:29:56,682
Okay. All right.
So...
727
00:29:56,749 --> 00:29:59,418
James Halpert...
728
00:30:03,122 --> 00:30:07,960
You started
with this company...
729
00:30:08,027 --> 00:30:09,594
As a fine young man.
730
00:30:09,662 --> 00:30:12,497
You know what
I think we should do?
731
00:30:12,565 --> 00:30:14,633
I think we should just
save the goodbyes for tomorrow.
732
00:30:14,701 --> 00:30:16,234
At lunch.
733
00:30:16,302 --> 00:30:20,439
Oh. Okay.
734
00:30:20,506 --> 00:30:24,776
And then tomorrow
I can tell you...
735
00:30:24,844 --> 00:30:26,194
[Clears throat]
736
00:30:26,279 --> 00:30:30,949
What a great boss
you turned out to be.
737
00:30:31,017 --> 00:30:34,419
Best boss I ever had.
738
00:30:36,122 --> 00:30:37,322
[Horn honks]
739
00:30:37,390 --> 00:30:39,074
Oh, shoot.
740
00:30:39,158 --> 00:30:40,258
That's my cab.
741
00:30:40,326 --> 00:30:41,877
- All right.
- All right.
742
00:30:41,961 --> 00:30:44,029
Listen, Michael, I really--
743
00:30:44,080 --> 00:30:45,764
I did text Pam, but...
744
00:30:45,832 --> 00:30:47,599
I know. It's okay.
745
00:30:47,667 --> 00:30:50,886
Just give her a hug, all right?
746
00:30:50,970 --> 00:30:52,871
I will see you
tomorrow at lunch.
747
00:30:52,922 --> 00:30:55,257
I am looking forward to lunch.
748
00:30:55,341 --> 00:30:58,310
And hearing about
what a great boss I am.
749
00:30:59,712 --> 00:31:03,515
You got it.
750
00:31:03,583 --> 00:31:06,918
Okay.
751
00:31:06,986 --> 00:31:09,621
Okay.
752
00:31:12,442 --> 00:31:14,993
[Sighs]
753
00:31:20,066 --> 00:31:21,233
Phyllis.
754
00:31:21,300 --> 00:31:22,701
Mm-hmm.
Oh, they're still not done.
755
00:31:22,752 --> 00:31:25,637
Oh, no, no, no.
Let me see.
756
00:31:25,705 --> 00:31:30,425
Oh, Phyllis.
Nice try.
757
00:31:30,510 --> 00:31:33,078
I love 'em.
758
00:31:56,102 --> 00:31:58,070
See ya tomorrow, boss.
759
00:31:58,121 --> 00:32:00,489
Later, guys.
760
00:32:20,927 --> 00:32:23,728
Well, got almost everybody,
so...
761
00:32:23,796 --> 00:32:26,014
Holly's my family now.
762
00:32:26,099 --> 00:32:27,766
She's my family.
763
00:32:27,817 --> 00:32:30,202
And the babies
that I make with her
764
00:32:30,269 --> 00:32:32,070
will be my children.
765
00:32:32,138 --> 00:32:35,157
The people that you work
with are just,
766
00:32:35,241 --> 00:32:40,579
when you get down to it,
your very best friends.
767
00:32:40,646 --> 00:32:42,647
They say on your deathbed
768
00:32:42,698 --> 00:32:46,868
you never wish you spent
more time at the office,
769
00:32:46,953 --> 00:32:48,186
but I will.
770
00:32:48,254 --> 00:32:52,057
Got to be a lot better
than a deathbed.
771
00:32:52,125 --> 00:32:55,560
I actually
don't understand deathbeds.
772
00:32:55,628 --> 00:33:00,365
I mean, who would buy that?
773
00:33:00,433 --> 00:33:04,719
Well, I guess this is it.
774
00:33:04,804 --> 00:33:07,806
Hey, will you guys let me know
if this ever airs?
775
00:33:07,857 --> 00:33:09,808
Thank you.
776
00:33:09,859 --> 00:33:13,311
All right. Oh.
777
00:33:13,362 --> 00:33:16,531
This is gonna feel so good
778
00:33:16,616 --> 00:33:19,067
getting this thing
off my chest.
779
00:33:20,903 --> 00:33:23,521
[No audio]
780
00:34:02,245 --> 00:34:04,196
No, he wasn't sad.
781
00:34:04,263 --> 00:34:06,531
He was full of hope.
782
00:34:06,599 --> 00:34:08,233
About Colorado.
783
00:34:08,301 --> 00:34:10,202
And he was hoping
to get an upgrade
784
00:34:10,269 --> 00:34:13,605
as an awards member.
785
00:34:13,673 --> 00:34:15,540
And he said
he was just real excited
786
00:34:15,608 --> 00:34:18,443
to get home and see Holly.
787
00:34:18,511 --> 00:34:21,763
[Jet engines whooshing]
788
00:34:37,819 --> 00:34:39,220
Well,
if he's not gonna make it,
789
00:34:39,287 --> 00:34:42,223
at least we should go ahead
and eat the cake.
790
00:34:42,290 --> 00:34:44,575
Yeah.
791
00:34:44,660 --> 00:34:47,928
I, for one, love the corners.
792
00:34:56,138 --> 00:34:57,705
Why did I just do that?
793
00:34:57,756 --> 00:34:59,423
This is not even that good.
794
00:34:59,508 --> 00:35:03,978
I don't even--
I don't even want it.
795
00:35:04,046 --> 00:35:09,250
I had cake for lunch.
796
00:35:09,317 --> 00:35:10,584
No, you know what?
I've been good.
797
00:35:10,652 --> 00:35:12,720
I deserve this.
798
00:35:12,771 --> 00:35:14,889
Oh.
Oh, um...
799
00:35:14,956 --> 00:35:16,256
What am I doing?
800
00:35:16,308 --> 00:35:17,858
Come on, Deangelo.
801
00:35:17,926 --> 00:35:20,127
Hey...
802
00:35:24,399 --> 00:35:26,150
No!
803
00:35:26,234 --> 00:35:28,602
Uh-oh.
804
00:35:28,670 --> 00:35:31,038
No!
805
00:35:31,439 --> 00:35:34,500
Sync by n17t01
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806
00:35:34,617 --> 00:35:36,756
The Office is all new for
the rest of the season,
807
00:35:37,009 --> 00:35:38,571
so let's see what's
new next week.
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00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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