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Oh, look who's back
reporting for duty.
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Hey, guys.
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Hey.
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Hey, Pam, ah!
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Look what I can do now that
she's no longer pregnant.
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Bam, bam, bam, bam.
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Are you glad to be back?
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Yeah-- Yeah, I mean I could
have used another week or three.
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You still had eight weeks
more than we did.
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Well, it's not exactly
a vacation.
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- Hello, everyone.
- Hey.
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Remember?
Little old me, hi.
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What are you doing here?
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You just had our baby.
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Our collective,
Dunder Mifflin family baby.
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Four days ago.
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I wanted to come back to work.
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Not everybody needs
some long, luxurious,
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- Parisian maternity leave.
- What?
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Damn, girl, your body.
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Angela, you look amazing.
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Really? I feel like
this big rhinoceros.
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Anyway, I wanted to thank
you guys for covering for me,
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so I made some treats.
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I've got brownies
and magic cookie bars.
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Nice.
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Oh, Angela, those brownies
have walnuts in them
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and I think Kevin's
allergic to walnuts.
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You're allergic to walnuts,
right, Kevin?
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Extremely, but I'm going
to fight through it.
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Aw, it's okay, Angela.
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I have mommy-brain too.
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I don't know what that is, Pam.
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I made a batch with no nuts,
special for you, Kevin.
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- It's right here.
- Ooh.
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When did you find time
to do all this?
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Babies sleep a lot, Pam.
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If you feed them enough.
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Brownie, Pam?
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Thank you.
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Oh, my gosh, it's really good.
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I wouldn't know,
I'm watching my weight.
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So, you guys, you know what's
an even more useful treat
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- is cash, so--
- Nope, it's over.
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- We wanted to say thank you--
- Nope. Okay.
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Sync and corrections by n17t01
www.addic7ed.com
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Dwight, I have
exciting news for you.
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What?
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I think you're
going to like it.
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You can't tantalize me.
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Oh, maybe I can.
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I got an e-mail
from corporate
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- okay.
- That told me that you got a promotion.
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Right? I mean,
that's not the kind of thing
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you want to read
quietly at your desk.
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If you make me head of sales
one more time, I swear.
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No, this is legit.
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You will be assembling
a team to go to Tallahassee
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for three weeks to develop and
launch a chain of Sabre stores.
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Yes, yes, yes, yes.
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Yes, yes, yes, yes,
yes, yes, yes, yes.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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The Schrutes have a word
for when everything
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in a man's life
comes together perfectly.
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Perfectenschlag.
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Right now, I am in it.
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I finally get a chance
to prove myself to corporate.
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I am assembling
a competent team.
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I am likely a father.
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I am so deep inside
of perfectenschlag right now.
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And, just to be clear,
there is a second definition,
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"perfect pork anus,"
which I don't mean.
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And here's the fax for you.
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And here's some facts for you.
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Did you know frogs
can hear with their lungs?
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And that flamingos can have
orgasms that last 30 minutes.
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Love to learn.
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Yeah, it's weird
that I said that last one.
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So...
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Uh, yeah, look at that.
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- We're pin twins.
- Pin twins.
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This is a gift from Jessica,
kind of a gag gift, really.
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Real gifts come later.
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Yeah, that's cute.
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When I saw it in CVS,
it made me gag too.
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For awhile there, I thought
something would change,
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but, nope,
Andy's still with Jessica.
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They even carpool
together most days.
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I don't know, I wouldn't mind
carpooling every day with Andy.
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But I wouldn't want to spend
that much time with Jessica.
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What do we have here?
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Val knit me a beanie.
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But I can't tell if it's a
"we're just friends" beanie
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or a "I'm hot, you're hot,
let's get it popping" beanie.
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So I'm going to up the ante,
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give her
a clearly romantic gift.
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And we'll get
to the meaning of the beanie.
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Pam, pack up your
postnatal swimwear,
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make it a one-piece,
or this offer is rescinded,
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and join me for a fantastic
barbecue, one week from today,
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in Tallahassee, Florida,
where I'm going to be living
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for the next three weeks.
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- Really?
- Mm-hmm.
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I'll fly anywhere
for some good barbecue.
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Ooh, me three.
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No plus-ones.
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This is for competent
workers only.
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And don't worry about the cost,
Sabre is footing the bill.
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Does this have anything
to do with
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what you were talking
to Andy about?
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God, you're such a spy.
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Notice anything
different about me?
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You're wearing the beanie.
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You like it?
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Super comfortable,
like sweatpants for my head.
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I love it too, Val.
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It's really itchy,
but to be fair,
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my head is constantly itching.
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So I can't really
peg it on the hat.
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Wow, it's like
the nation of islam down here.
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I like to knit.
Don't hate.
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And who's that for?
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Oh, this is a gift
for my man, Nate, here.
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- What?
- Yeah.
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Darryl, you shouldn't have.
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- Can I open it?
- No, no, no, maybe just--
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Ah, I can't wait,
I'm sorry, I'm too excited.
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Darryl.
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Wow, those are really nice.
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- They're so elegant.
- Cashmere.
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How'd you know?
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Just a hunch.
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Your gift is on the way.
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Can't wait.
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I'm glad you're in my life,
happy Valentine's day.
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Oh, Darryl.
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I am glad to be
in your life too.
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Your card is more beautiful
than the gloves.
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My first task as Special
Project Manager, Dwight Schrute?
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Assembling a crack team.
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I need people who are loyal.
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People who will help me
get an inroad
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with the gay-hispanic
community.
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People who won't be missed.
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- We don't need idiots.
- This hurts.
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Good for nothings.
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Meth-heads.
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Or--
What's your name?
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Kathy.
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Kathy.
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I just got a text
from Robert California
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that says,
"bring your clubs to Florida."
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Why?
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Does he think
you're going to Florida?
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I hope not,
because I am not going.
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Two question marks.
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No, just do one.
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Two question marks
is kind of aggressive.
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You know, it's like,
"wh-- what?"
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Just do one.
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You want to take
Darryl, Phyllis,
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- Toby, Angela, and Oscar?
- Yes.
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Can I interest you
in someone less essential?
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Like a--
A Creed or a Meredith perhaps?
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- Oh, my God.
- They're not expendable,
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exactly, I just can't--
I can't think of the word
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I'm trying to find.
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Are you kidding me?
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I'm supposed to get on an
airplane with those nincompoops?
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We'd never
make it off the runway.
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All right, look, I got to keep
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this office functioning
somehow, so--
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I have put together a list.
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Here's your team.
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Darryl and Phyllis,
you can have.
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But you're also taking
Kathy, Kelly, and Kevin.
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Oh, God.
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You have your team.
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Kevin? Kelly? Kathy?
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Andy just gave me
a chain with three weak links.
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Have you ever tried to use
a chain with three weak links?
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I have, and now I no longer
own an arctic wolf.
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Well, let's hear it.
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"Robert, hey!"
Exclamation point.
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I like it so far.
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"Got your text, awesome idea.
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Let's hit the links
the next time you're in PA."
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Dash, JH.
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It's perfect.
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You emphasized the golf,
completely omit the Florida.
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Yeah, it's a golf text.
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Total golf text, send it.
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Done--
Wait, I just feel weird.
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I should just call him.
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You want to call someone
that texted you?
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Do you want to drive them away?
I mean--?
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This is Darryl.
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Oh, sorry, I asked
for the main shipping number.
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I just need the address
for the warehouse.
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I want to send my girlfriend
some flowers.
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Your girlfriend?
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Is your girlfriend Val?
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Yeah, do you know her?
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We're friends, we're friends.
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Cool. Uh, so can I get
that address or--?
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Yeah, yeah, sorry,
I'm just looking for a pen.
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Why do you need a pen?
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Back off.
I got my reasons.
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May I have
your attention, please?
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Could Kathy, Phyllis, Darryl,
Kevin, and Kelly please
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join me in the conference room
immediately.
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- Why?
- Oh, no big deal.
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It's just that you five
have been deemed most deserving
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of a three-week,
all expenses paid business trip
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to Tallahassee, Florida.
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Hell, yeah.
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What?
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Oh, I'm sorry, Stanley.
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I can't share any more
details with you.
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You see, Andy rejected you.
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Wait, Kathy gets to go?
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Why does she even
still work here?
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Pam is back.
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It just feels like
a slap in the face.
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I can understand your pain
and your rage,
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but you know what?
Andy is an honorable man,
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let us not question
his choices.
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I'm sure he had his reasons.
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We're not questioning
his reasons.
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I just want to know
what they are.
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I know, you and me both,
brother.
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It seemed kind of random to me,
but he was pretty clear
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on who he thought
truly deserved
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this boondoggle of a lifetime.
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Well, he nailed it.
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Because I do deserve
a vacation.
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Sometimes Batman's
got to take off his cape.
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Good point,
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but we're going to be working
pretty hard until 5:00 P.M.
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After that, it's gonna be
beach volleyball,
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trips to Cape Canaveral,
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and sea-kayaking
with Gloria Estefan.
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What were the criteria
for going?
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It might be innate goodness
versus innate badness.
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But there's an easy way
to find out.
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Oh, Andy,
got a few questions for you.
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Moshi moshi.
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Uh, the Florida picks got out,
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and people were just
kind of curious
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as to why they weren't picked,
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and maybe you could
just clarify.
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Uh, well, the deliberations
were confidential,
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so I feel like
we should respect that.
254
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Respect it?
255
00:09:54,990 --> 00:09:56,291
You're trying to tell me
Kevin Malone
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deserves more
than Stanley Hudson?
257
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Hey.
258
00:09:59,428 --> 00:10:01,162
Okay, it's obvious
that Andy picked the people
259
00:10:01,196 --> 00:10:03,330
that are least important
to the office.
260
00:10:03,365 --> 00:10:04,565
Important?
261
00:10:04,599 --> 00:10:06,099
Oh, because you and your
enormous monster-baby
262
00:10:06,134 --> 00:10:07,434
are so important to the branch.
263
00:10:07,469 --> 00:10:09,303
My baby is not a monster.
264
00:10:09,337 --> 00:10:11,472
Hey, be proud of your
enormous monster-baby.
265
00:10:11,506 --> 00:10:13,541
I was once
an enormous monster-baby.
266
00:10:13,575 --> 00:10:18,110
Guys, guys, guys,
come on, seriously?
267
00:10:18,145 --> 00:10:21,981
We cannot let this trip
cause this kind of rift, guys.
268
00:10:22,015 --> 00:10:23,349
Stop calling us "guys."
269
00:10:23,384 --> 00:10:26,819
I use the word "guys"
a lot when I'm nervous.
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Guys.
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- Guys, guys, guys.
- Andy, please.
272
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Stop it, Andy.
273
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- Dudes--
- Andy.
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The dudes
who are going to Florida
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were picked by Dwight and me.
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00:10:38,531 --> 00:10:40,799
Okay, hey, I specifically
remember that there were
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a lot of other people
I thought should be considered.
278
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If anybody's going
to Florida, it should be me.
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Every shirt that I have
that isn't a work shirt
280
00:10:47,540 --> 00:10:49,007
is a Tommy Bahama.
281
00:10:49,041 --> 00:10:51,742
I'm the only person in this
office who watches Burn Notice.
282
00:10:51,776 --> 00:10:54,011
Okay, I did not realize
that so many of you
283
00:10:54,045 --> 00:10:55,279
wanted to go so badly.
284
00:10:55,314 --> 00:10:57,548
So if you feel like
you have a very good reason
285
00:10:57,583 --> 00:10:59,016
to go to Florida,
I'm happy to hear you out.
286
00:10:59,050 --> 00:11:00,518
Great idea.
287
00:11:00,552 --> 00:11:02,253
So why doesn't everyone just
take the next five to six hours,
288
00:11:02,287 --> 00:11:03,821
come up with a statement
on why you feel you deserve
289
00:11:03,855 --> 00:11:05,622
to go to Florida, and Andy
and I will listen to it.
290
00:11:05,656 --> 00:11:07,190
No, that is a ridiculous
waste of time.
291
00:11:07,225 --> 00:11:08,458
For you, maybe.
292
00:11:08,492 --> 00:11:10,159
- Five to six hours?
- Three to four hours.
293
00:11:10,194 --> 00:11:12,028
- No, no, no, no.
- Just two to three hours--
294
00:11:12,062 --> 00:11:14,497
come up with a statement
over the next hour.
295
00:11:14,532 --> 00:11:16,065
30 minutes.
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I'm out.
297
00:11:18,035 --> 00:11:19,135
Okay, read it back to me.
298
00:11:19,169 --> 00:11:20,503
"Robert, great offer."
299
00:11:20,538 --> 00:11:21,903
Wish I could hit the links
with you in Florida,
300
00:11:21,938 --> 00:11:24,172
but a father of a newborn
really should be helping out
301
00:11:24,207 --> 00:11:25,374
"his wife
any chance he gets."
302
00:11:25,408 --> 00:11:27,843
Good, doesn't sound pushy.
303
00:11:27,877 --> 00:11:29,044
You're just stating a fact.
304
00:11:29,078 --> 00:11:31,012
Absolutely.
Works for me.
305
00:11:31,047 --> 00:11:34,383
- Okay, sending.
- Well done.
306
00:11:34,417 --> 00:11:36,184
And we managed to kill
the entire morning.
307
00:11:36,219 --> 00:11:37,152
We really did.
308
00:11:43,759 --> 00:11:45,926
He responded "LOL."
309
00:11:54,101 --> 00:11:56,403
I have a new swimsuit
I need to break in.
310
00:11:56,437 --> 00:11:58,204
I already picked my team.
311
00:11:58,239 --> 00:12:00,907
Darryl, Oscar, Angela,
Phyllis, and Toby.
312
00:12:00,941 --> 00:12:02,876
And that is the team
that I am taking.
313
00:12:02,910 --> 00:12:04,210
What's that?
It's not up to me?
314
00:12:04,245 --> 00:12:06,112
I only have influence?
315
00:12:06,147 --> 00:12:09,015
Well, that's all
Baltzer Glattfielder had,
316
00:12:09,049 --> 00:12:12,418
and now no one
eats owls for Thanksgiving.
317
00:12:12,452 --> 00:12:14,253
You have two young,
dynamic people in this office
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00:12:14,288 --> 00:12:16,322
who know trends,
who know youth.
319
00:12:16,356 --> 00:12:19,458
That's myself and Kelly Kapoor.
You need one of us there.
320
00:12:19,493 --> 00:12:21,193
Or both.
321
00:12:21,227 --> 00:12:23,195
Not both.
Just one. Me.
322
00:12:23,229 --> 00:12:25,330
Or if not me, Kelly.
Ideally, me.
323
00:12:25,364 --> 00:12:26,998
Again, youth knowledge.
324
00:12:27,032 --> 00:12:28,700
That's what you get
when you put Ryan Howard
325
00:12:28,734 --> 00:12:30,101
on your Special Project Team.
326
00:12:30,135 --> 00:12:34,839
Or Kelly Kapoor.
Again, not both. Thanks.
327
00:12:34,873 --> 00:12:36,374
Very impressive.
328
00:12:36,409 --> 00:12:38,109
He put a lot of work into that.
329
00:12:38,143 --> 00:12:41,212
Powerpoints are the peacocks
of the business world.
330
00:12:41,246 --> 00:12:43,380
All show, no meat.
331
00:12:43,415 --> 00:12:45,248
Because I feel like
that I'm at a place
332
00:12:45,283 --> 00:12:47,083
with my gambling rehab
333
00:12:47,118 --> 00:12:50,621
that I can finally start
going to dog racing again.
334
00:12:50,655 --> 00:12:55,526
You know, just sitting,
watching, enjoying the sport.
335
00:12:55,560 --> 00:12:57,760
Maybe putting down a few
dollars, if there's, like,
336
00:12:57,795 --> 00:13:00,095
a crazy mismatch or something.
337
00:13:00,130 --> 00:13:02,131
Okay, thank you, Kevin.
We'll let you know.
338
00:13:02,165 --> 00:13:03,966
- Thank you.
- When do we leave?
339
00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:05,535
Thank you.
340
00:13:05,569 --> 00:13:08,771
It has been a long,
lonely winter.
341
00:13:08,806 --> 00:13:12,642
Wow, seasonal affective
disorder, aka, "SAD."
342
00:13:12,676 --> 00:13:15,477
That sounds like
a very real thing, Toby.
343
00:13:15,511 --> 00:13:18,347
It is real.
Thank you for saying that.
344
00:13:18,381 --> 00:13:20,382
Yeah, wow, it's almost like
345
00:13:20,416 --> 00:13:25,253
we're not all experiencing
the same winter.
346
00:13:25,287 --> 00:13:26,655
"Florida Stanley" smiles.
347
00:13:26,689 --> 00:13:28,857
"Florida Stanley"
is happy to go to work.
348
00:13:28,891 --> 00:13:34,228
"Florida Stanley" is who
you want on your Florida team.
349
00:13:34,262 --> 00:13:36,430
It's still, well--
350
00:13:36,465 --> 00:13:38,466
Hey, guys, any spots left?
351
00:13:38,500 --> 00:13:40,300
Erin, you want
to go to Tallahassee?
352
00:13:40,335 --> 00:13:42,570
I do.
I really do.
353
00:13:42,604 --> 00:13:45,072
I think it would be
a nice way to clear my head.
354
00:13:45,106 --> 00:13:47,507
You know, I don't think
it's a good idea for you
355
00:13:47,541 --> 00:13:49,776
to clear your head anymore
than it has been already.
356
00:13:49,810 --> 00:13:52,412
I think you need a workplace
where the burdens
357
00:13:52,446 --> 00:13:55,515
of everyday life keep you
tethered to reality.
358
00:13:55,549 --> 00:13:56,916
Either or.
359
00:13:56,950 --> 00:13:59,786
But if you can find someone
to fill in, I would love to go.
360
00:13:59,820 --> 00:14:03,121
Well, it wouldn't be hard
to find someone to fill in.
361
00:14:03,155 --> 00:14:06,859
Really?
Oh, great, good.
362
00:14:06,893 --> 00:14:09,528
Now, is it too dark to say
that Cece's having an operation?
363
00:14:09,562 --> 00:14:12,664
I think you
need to go to Florida.
364
00:14:12,699 --> 00:14:14,366
I think you're right.
365
00:14:14,401 --> 00:14:15,701
It's only for three weeks.
366
00:14:15,735 --> 00:14:18,469
You know, with my mom and sister
at the house it'll be--
367
00:14:18,504 --> 00:14:20,738
- A total nightmare.
- I was going to say,
368
00:14:20,773 --> 00:14:22,440
"good, because I'll have
all the help I need."
369
00:14:22,474 --> 00:14:23,875
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
370
00:14:23,909 --> 00:14:25,075
They're incredibly helpful.
You're lucky to have them.
371
00:14:25,110 --> 00:14:26,310
I mean, with them there,
372
00:14:26,344 --> 00:14:27,879
you probably
won't even know I'm gone.
373
00:14:27,913 --> 00:14:30,681
Exactly.
374
00:14:30,716 --> 00:14:32,316
Well--
375
00:14:32,350 --> 00:14:34,918
No, no, absolutely not.
376
00:14:34,952 --> 00:14:37,353
You are not going.
Over my dead body, no.
377
00:14:37,388 --> 00:14:39,923
Tunes, I'm really sorry.
378
00:14:39,957 --> 00:14:41,658
You're too essential
to the operation here.
379
00:14:41,692 --> 00:14:42,992
I can't let you go.
380
00:14:43,027 --> 00:14:45,094
I wouldn't say that.
That's a bit much.
381
00:14:45,129 --> 00:14:46,229
You know, Dwight,
if you didn't want me to go,
382
00:14:46,263 --> 00:14:47,597
the smart move would be
to tell Andy
383
00:14:47,632 --> 00:14:49,265
that I actually am
essential to the operation.
384
00:14:49,300 --> 00:14:51,199
That way I couldn't go.
385
00:14:51,234 --> 00:14:52,435
Jim is essential to--
386
00:14:52,469 --> 00:14:55,404
Hold on, just want
to get it on camera.
387
00:14:55,439 --> 00:14:59,508
Andy,
Jim is just too ess--
388
00:14:59,543 --> 00:15:00,776
Essential.
389
00:15:00,811 --> 00:15:02,511
This is stupid.
Cut.
390
00:15:02,546 --> 00:15:03,913
All right, I'm going
to pack my trunks.
391
00:15:03,947 --> 00:15:05,314
He doesn't even want to go.
392
00:15:05,348 --> 00:15:07,682
Well, I got a text from RC
inviting me to come down,
393
00:15:07,716 --> 00:15:11,319
so I think that's going
to make us roommates.
394
00:15:11,353 --> 00:15:12,253
Oh, my God.
395
00:15:12,287 --> 00:15:13,788
Hey, quick question.
396
00:15:13,823 --> 00:15:15,222
Do you shower at night
or do you shower in the morning?
397
00:15:15,257 --> 00:15:16,691
Because I want to shower
when you're showering
398
00:15:16,725 --> 00:15:20,294
to save some water.
399
00:15:20,329 --> 00:15:21,762
Okay, listen up, everyone.
400
00:15:21,796 --> 00:15:23,196
Here's who's going to Florida.
401
00:15:23,230 --> 00:15:24,598
- Kathy.
- What?
402
00:15:24,632 --> 00:15:25,966
- Stanley.
- No.
403
00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:27,000
- Ryan.
- No.
404
00:15:27,034 --> 00:15:28,368
- Erin.
- Fuck.
405
00:15:28,402 --> 00:15:29,970
And Jim.
406
00:15:30,004 --> 00:15:31,438
You got to be
fucking kidding me.
407
00:15:31,473 --> 00:15:35,509
Okay, okay.
408
00:15:35,543 --> 00:15:36,896
Florida group,
welcome to the team.
409
00:15:41,335 --> 00:15:43,102
Aah!
410
00:15:46,920 --> 00:15:49,754
Let's go.
Step it up, you runts.
411
00:15:49,788 --> 00:15:51,322
Infants, let's move.
412
00:15:51,357 --> 00:15:52,957
Why is it so hot in here?
413
00:15:52,992 --> 00:15:55,126
Hot?
What are you talking about?
414
00:15:55,160 --> 00:15:57,095
This is a nice,
temperate, Florida morning.
415
00:15:57,129 --> 00:15:59,297
85 degrees, 73% humidity.
416
00:15:59,331 --> 00:16:01,799
This is the exact environment
that you will be facing
417
00:16:01,833 --> 00:16:03,968
for the next three weeks
of your life.
418
00:16:04,003 --> 00:16:07,271
Welcome to Special Projects
Orientation.
419
00:16:07,305 --> 00:16:09,006
The next three weeks
of your life
420
00:16:09,040 --> 00:16:12,943
are going to be the most
miserable you've ever faced.
421
00:16:12,977 --> 00:16:15,845
They're going to be hard,
they're going to be dirty.
422
00:16:15,880 --> 00:16:18,348
You're going to wish
you were dead.
423
00:16:18,383 --> 00:16:19,783
But.
424
00:16:19,817 --> 00:16:21,650
But?
There's no buts.
425
00:16:21,684 --> 00:16:23,352
That's it,
you'll wish you were dead.
426
00:16:23,387 --> 00:16:25,854
You seem a little disturbed,
do you want to stay here?
427
00:16:25,889 --> 00:16:27,256
No, no, I want to go.
428
00:16:27,291 --> 00:16:29,825
Because if any of you
would prefer to stay here,
429
00:16:29,859 --> 00:16:32,995
all you need to do
is ring this bell.
430
00:16:33,030 --> 00:16:34,663
Is that the buzzer from Taboo?
431
00:16:34,697 --> 00:16:36,765
- Shut up, maggot!
- It is.
432
00:16:36,800 --> 00:16:38,333
You don't want to go,
ring the bell.
433
00:16:38,367 --> 00:16:40,402
Ring it, ring it.
434
00:16:40,436 --> 00:16:44,872
How many of you have seen
the documentary Deliverance?
435
00:16:44,907 --> 00:16:46,942
How did a mosquito get in here?
436
00:16:46,976 --> 00:16:49,377
I released 300 mosquitoes
into the conference room.
437
00:16:49,412 --> 00:16:50,878
Just temporarily.
438
00:16:50,913 --> 00:16:56,650
When I'm done, the frogs will
take care of the mosquitoes.
439
00:16:56,684 --> 00:17:00,321
Yes, then he brushes your soft,
supple cheeks
440
00:17:00,355 --> 00:17:03,190
with his worn,
leathery hands and says,
441
00:17:03,224 --> 00:17:06,994
"I'm going to make you
the seventh Mrs. Rosenblatt."
442
00:17:07,028 --> 00:17:08,595
Unless you ring the bell,
ring it.
443
00:17:08,629 --> 00:17:09,728
- No.
- Ring the bell.
444
00:17:09,763 --> 00:17:10,930
You want to spend
the rest of your life
445
00:17:10,965 --> 00:17:12,531
changing your husband's
colostomy bags?
446
00:17:12,566 --> 00:17:13,833
Huh, do you?
447
00:17:13,867 --> 00:17:16,235
Ring it. Ah.
448
00:17:16,270 --> 00:17:17,236
What was that?
449
00:17:17,271 --> 00:17:20,206
Mosquito.
450
00:17:25,111 --> 00:17:28,646
Orientation's over.
451
00:17:28,681 --> 00:17:30,449
Oh, Darryl, hey.
452
00:17:30,483 --> 00:17:31,616
Hey, what's up?
You called?
453
00:17:31,650 --> 00:17:33,685
Yeah, you know,
I felt really terrible
454
00:17:33,719 --> 00:17:35,287
that you got me
these lovely gloves
455
00:17:35,321 --> 00:17:36,421
and I didn't get you anything.
456
00:17:36,456 --> 00:17:37,589
It's cool, really.
457
00:17:37,623 --> 00:17:39,358
No, it's anything but cool.
458
00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:41,959
Now, I haven't
really had time to go out
459
00:17:41,994 --> 00:17:46,197
and buy you anything,
but here goes.
460
00:17:46,231 --> 00:17:49,867
- "This coupon entitles you to
one free tickle-monster attack."
461
00:17:49,901 --> 00:17:51,369
Yeah, they're Nate coupons,
462
00:17:51,403 --> 00:17:53,570
or "Na-pons,"
and they're all different.
463
00:17:53,605 --> 00:17:56,273
Cash that one in and I will
bring you a stick of gum.
464
00:17:56,308 --> 00:17:59,876
Any time, any place.
I'll find you.
465
00:17:59,910 --> 00:18:04,047
Thanks.
466
00:18:04,081 --> 00:18:04,914
Nice flowers.
467
00:18:04,948 --> 00:18:07,717
Thanks, they're from my mom.
468
00:18:07,751 --> 00:18:11,988
- Your mom?
- Yeah.
469
00:18:12,023 --> 00:18:14,189
Oh, so I guess
that was your mom
470
00:18:14,224 --> 00:18:16,691
who called me earlier
looking for the address?
471
00:18:16,726 --> 00:18:18,460
Real deep-voiced woman.
472
00:18:18,495 --> 00:18:20,095
Yeah, that's her.
473
00:18:20,130 --> 00:18:22,797
She said her name
was Brandon, I think.
474
00:18:22,832 --> 00:18:26,101
Your mom's name is Brandon?
475
00:18:26,136 --> 00:18:29,970
Yeah, Darryl,
my mom's name is Brandon.
476
00:18:34,643 --> 00:18:36,677
I guess I figured out
where I stand.
477
00:18:36,711 --> 00:18:40,714
This is a love beanie.
478
00:18:42,851 --> 00:18:46,686
Okay, Florida Team,
let's reconvene.
479
00:18:56,997 --> 00:19:00,733
I'm going to Florida
and I'm not coming back.
480
00:19:03,002 --> 00:19:05,171
So Sabre has setup
a conference room for our use
481
00:19:05,205 --> 00:19:06,972
while we're at corporate.
482
00:19:07,006 --> 00:19:08,640
So what is this
Special Project?
483
00:19:08,675 --> 00:19:10,809
Basically, Sabre has
tasked us with helping them
484
00:19:10,843 --> 00:19:12,311
branch into
the retail marketplace.
485
00:19:12,345 --> 00:19:14,280
They want to setup their own
version of an Apple Store.
486
00:19:14,314 --> 00:19:15,614
That sounds awesome.
487
00:19:15,648 --> 00:19:17,648
It did, it did.
488
00:19:17,683 --> 00:19:19,050
You know what might
be great is if instead
489
00:19:19,085 --> 00:19:21,652
of a genius bar,
we have a lounge area
490
00:19:21,687 --> 00:19:23,788
where people can ask questions
about the product
491
00:19:23,822 --> 00:19:25,957
with other customers
who liked it.
492
00:19:25,991 --> 00:19:27,725
Yeah, and they should
have a place where people
493
00:19:27,759 --> 00:19:30,161
can check their computers
or printers before they see you
494
00:19:30,196 --> 00:19:32,863
so you don't have
to carry it around like a dope.
495
00:19:32,898 --> 00:19:34,931
Like a coat check.
496
00:19:39,170 --> 00:19:40,604
Oh, don't write it down
unless you like it.
497
00:19:40,638 --> 00:19:42,473
Oh, I like it.
498
00:19:42,507 --> 00:19:43,740
It seems to me
that the Apple Store
499
00:19:43,774 --> 00:19:44,874
is kind of like a party,
500
00:19:44,909 --> 00:19:46,410
so I think our question is,
501
00:19:46,444 --> 00:19:47,711
"how do we make this
a better party?"
502
00:19:47,745 --> 00:19:49,512
No, we sell business tools,
503
00:19:49,546 --> 00:19:51,314
and the stores
need to reflect that.
504
00:19:51,348 --> 00:19:52,815
They need to be all business.
505
00:19:52,849 --> 00:19:55,384
Let all the other stores
look like a toy store.
506
00:19:55,419 --> 00:20:00,889
Right, think different
from Apple.
507
00:20:00,924 --> 00:20:02,358
Dwight, is now
a good time to go over
508
00:20:02,392 --> 00:20:06,495
what you expect of us?
509
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:12,066
Yes.
510
00:20:12,101 --> 00:20:14,035
What are my expectations
for the group?
511
00:20:14,069 --> 00:20:16,004
I had been given
the responsibility
512
00:20:16,038 --> 00:20:17,839
to manage Stanley,
a solid player.
513
00:20:17,873 --> 00:20:19,941
Ryan, who is capable
of surprises.
514
00:20:19,975 --> 00:20:21,975
Erin, an excellent follower.
515
00:20:22,010 --> 00:20:25,346
And Kathy, a probably not
totally useless enigma.
516
00:20:25,380 --> 00:20:28,215
And, well, Jim.
517
00:20:28,250 --> 00:20:33,053
Under the right manager,
that's not a bad team.
518
00:20:33,087 --> 00:20:34,855
Perfectenschlag.
519
00:20:41,419 --> 00:20:42,819
I don't know how I'm going
to live here without you.
520
00:20:42,853 --> 00:20:43,786
Me neither.
521
00:20:43,821 --> 00:20:45,755
Hey, will you put this coat
on my chair?
522
00:20:45,789 --> 00:20:47,324
I just realized I'm not
going to need it down there.
523
00:20:47,358 --> 00:20:49,658
Yes, I will take your coat
and I will keep it with me.
524
00:20:49,692 --> 00:20:51,827
And I will sleep with it,
because it smells like you.
525
00:20:51,861 --> 00:20:55,197
No, no, no, no,
just put it on my chair.
526
00:20:55,232 --> 00:20:56,098
- All right.
- Bye.
527
00:20:56,133 --> 00:20:57,199
Bye.
528
00:20:57,234 --> 00:20:59,635
- Call me when you land.
- I will.
529
00:20:59,669 --> 00:21:01,203
Safe travels.
530
00:21:01,238 --> 00:21:02,471
Goodbye.
531
00:21:02,506 --> 00:21:04,606
For a very, very long time.
532
00:21:04,640 --> 00:21:07,142
Hmm?
Okay.
533
00:21:07,176 --> 00:21:13,147
It's only three weeks.
534
00:21:13,181 --> 00:21:15,382
All expenses paid.
535
00:21:15,416 --> 00:21:16,783
Yeah, Jim's going to be there.
536
00:21:16,817 --> 00:21:21,622
That marriage is not good.
Nobody knows better than me.
537
00:21:21,656 --> 00:21:23,089
Definitely we will.
538
00:21:23,124 --> 00:21:28,267
It's three weeks in Tallahassee.
What else is there to do?
539
00:21:30,791 --> 00:21:37,097
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