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Hey, Angela.
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Do you wanna see a picture of Philip
wearing those little booties you got us?
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So cute.
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Hey, you guys wanna see a picture of *?
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He *
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is all he wants to do.
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Oscar thinks having a dog
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is just like having a baby.
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News flash,
if you didn't carry it around
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in your belly for nine months,
it isn't your kid.
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Exactly.
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Unless you adopted, of course.
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That is where we disagree.
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Hey, are your little dudes
crawling yet?
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No, three-month-old humans
don't do that.
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My Philip is crawling.
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- Angela is such a liar.
- It's maddening.
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Exactly.
That's just like crate training.
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All night long.
All night long.
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Well, count yourself lucky.
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Wait until you have two.
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That's two sleep schedules,
two naps that don't coincide.
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I mean,
you'll never sleep again.
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No one said,
"you must have two."
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Like her genes
are so important.
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The world just needs
more Pam-Jim DNA.
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- Thank you, no.
- No, thank you.
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Check this out.
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My brother just got
a new sailboat.
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He has no idea
what he just got himself into.
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There's nothing harder
than taking care of a boat.
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Am I right?
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Unbelievable!
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Un-be-lie-va-ble.
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Sync and corrections by n17t01
www.addic7ed.com
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It is the end of the day.
It is the end of the week.
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We managed
to fill 40 hours somehow.
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That's not bad, is it?
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- Pretty good.
- That's great.
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Well, thank you.
This is very helpful feedback.
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Dwight, I am still
not ready to name a VP.
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That's not
what I was gonna ask.
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Gosh, jump to conclusions.
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Come on, I know, you've got
so much on your plate.
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Right now, you're like,
"oh, what's more important?
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"Dwight's question,
figure out who's the VP?
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Dwight, VP.
Dwight, VP."
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Dwight, VP.
Dwight, VP...
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I can't be hypnotized, Dwight.
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I tried it,
I ended up smoking more.
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Can we at least eliminate those
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that are not in the running?
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Free them up to focus
more completely on the menial.
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Like stacking
and sorting, or--
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Catching butterflies.
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That's a hobby
unless it's for food.
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- Theater.
- Waste of time.
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- Dragging.
- That's just a verb.
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Dragging sticks.
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Yes, nice, perfect.
Dragging sticks--
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All right, I'm gonna eliminate
three people right now, okay?
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Just--
You three, no.
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Not good enough.
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English peoples' main use today
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is judging American talent.
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You're crap. You're wonderful.
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They're-- they're mean,
but they're incisive.
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Everyone meet
in the hotel bar at 7:00.
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I'm not allowed
to say it's mandatory,
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so let's just call it
"compulsory."
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I'll be there at 6:00.
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Ugh, we're gonna have one of
those crazy nights, aren't we?
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Maybe we'll see
the real "Talla-nasty"
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we've been hearing
so much about.
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- "Talla-nasty," very clever.
- Thank you.
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Wait, wait, you think
she invented "Talla-nasty"?
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No, no, no, no...
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Uh-uh.
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Cathy? It's been great.
Fun, normal.
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I thought I was gonna be hanging
out with Stanley on this trip,
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but he's turned out to be
kind of a loose cannon.
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My friend and I are new
here in Tallahassee.
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Would you like
to get a cocktail?
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Maybe go out
for a little dancing.
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Beautiful day, no?
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Okay, everybody.
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5:00. Workday is over.
Put your pencils down.
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And...
Bring 'em back up
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because now
the late-night work jam begins.
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Yes, the conference room
is set up.
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I've got pens, I've got paper,
I've got a whiteboard.
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- We are good to go!
- Say what?
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We are good to go!
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- Say what?
- We're good to go!
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- Stop it. Stop it.
- Stop.
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- Say--
- Andy.
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Tonight we're staying late
to service the accounts
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of the people who went
on the Florida trip.
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Yes, of course,
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we could've just been
doing this the whole time,
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but someone dropped the ball.
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Ball droppings
can be beautiful.
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For example, when it
turns an awkward soprano
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into a rich, full tenor.
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Jason Bourne
would kick Bond's ass.
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Jason Bourne
has no support staff.
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His own government's
out to get him.
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Genghis Khan
could take 'em both down
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'cause he's not
afraid to kill children.
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What?
It's true. He--
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He would-- He would
eviscerate babies
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and hang them from poles
outside of the villages.
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Okay, drinking game.
Count of three, take three sips.
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That's a stupid game.
I got a great drinking game.
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Okay, everyone
empty your pockets.
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Whoever has
the most seeds is the king,
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whoever has the least buttons
is the hunchback.
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What happens
if you're the hunchback?
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- Oh, you get kicked.
- How many buttons do you have?
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40. Always.
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- Can I see?
- Sure.
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So I get to kick you now.
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No, they're not transferable
just 'cause I handed 'em to you.
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Well, that's how
I played it in college.
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- College rules.
- Aah!
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And he lost
at his own lame game.
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Ooh, double meaning.
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The game was lame,
and now he's lame from the kick.
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Quick wit.
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Thank you.
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I'll have a glass of
your oakiest chardonnay, please.
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And I will have a waffle
with your mapliest syrup.
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Sorry, no waffles.
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Oh, okay.
Just forget it, then.
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Forget it.
Forget it.
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A waffle?
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A hotel waffle.
I know what I want to eat.
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- Is that crazy?
- No.
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I'm moving down here, you know.
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Oh.
No, I didn't know.
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I'm young, and I can.
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And if I can't,
I'm still pretty young.
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I guess I'll always be young.
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You come with me.
We're gonna get you that waffle.
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Why would Erin confide in me
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that she's staying
here in Florida
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if she didn't want me
to make some sort of last-ditch,
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nothing-to-lose,
Kelly ka-who run at her?
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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- Watson Carpet And Tile.
- One order.
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Order reference
number 00983-126.
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Eight cases,
bright white inkjet.
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- Paid.
- I'm dying!
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- Processed.
- And delivered.
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Sometimes I get so bored
I just want to scream,
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and then sometimes
I actually do scream.
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I just sort of feel out
what the situation calls for.
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- I will be right back.
- I will be here.
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Hey, I see what you're doing.
It's futile.
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The VP position is mine.
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Oh, please.
You're through.
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She's going to give it to me,
as I'm giving it to her tonight.
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The cowgirl
has chosen her saddle.
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Well, saddles...
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Sometimes fall off,
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especially if you don't
properly cinch the girth.
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What?
That's a joke, right?
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You see the way
she's all over me.
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If anyone's having sex
with g for personal gain,
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it's me,
and I'm not joking at all.
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If you don't tighten
your saddle, you may fall off.
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Who is ready for dinner?
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"Oh, I bet it's pizza or tacos
or something stupid."
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No.
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I went south of the border
for this.
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And then I went south
of that border.
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And we have ourselves...
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A Jamaican feast, man.
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- Ooh.
- Ugh.
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If I wanted Jamaican food,
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I'd just hire a bunch
of bodyguards and go there.
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Additional trivia factoid,
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this food comes
to us through Val.
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And our server is none other
than Brandon, her "boyf."
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- Hey.
- How you doing, Val?
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- Hey, babe.
- Hey, babe.
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Jamaican, huh?
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I just read about
the elections down there.
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Crazy stuff.
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Oh, no, I'm not
actually Jamaican.
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- Terrific.
- What's up, man? I'm Darryl.
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Darryl, I heard about you.
You doing good?
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- Oh, yeah.
- Must be doing real good
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since you're fucking
my girlfriend.
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- Whoa.
- Whoa.
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Dude, you didn't tell me
you were fucking Val.
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High five.
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I'm not sleeping
with your girlfriend.
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Brandon, what the hell
are you talking about?
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Don't play dumb with me.
I know what's up.
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Honey, I am not
sleeping with--
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Hey!
Hey...
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Let's get back to the food.
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Brandon tell us about
these delicious-looking goops.
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Hope you all like goat.
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Goat.
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- Blow in my ear.
- All right.
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Like I'm on the beach.
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Oh.
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Seagull.
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And-- and a wave crashing.
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A wave crashing.
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Oh, that is lovely.
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All right. That's gonna
do it for me tonight.
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Have a lovely evening.
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- Hey, how's it going?
- Hey, uh, good.
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Uh, the heating system though
in my room is all messed up.
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It's, like,
90 degrees in there.
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Maintenance is working on it.
Can I hang out in here?
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Uh...Yeah, I'm just
watching basketball.
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- Okay, yeah.
- Okay.
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Cool.
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Is this March Madness?
I love March Madness.
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Oh, no, that's not this
'cause that's in March.
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Uh, this is just the NBA.
Professional.
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Miami Heat, actually.
So--
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- Lebron James.
- Yes, nice.
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Good word association.
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Impressive.
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Oh, please,
anyone can tie a knot.
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The real skill
is in untying it.
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Mm...
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- Thornwood Wholesalers.
- One order.
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I read the text
you sent to Val, man.
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That's messed up.
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- Is this spicy?
- No, baby girl.
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It would be messed up
if I didn't find anything,
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but I did, so--
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I'm pretty sure
if Darryl sent Val a text,
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it was about some
paper emergency or something.
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At midnight?
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- Yeah.
- It happens.
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Like a hospital needs
more napkins for surgery--
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Guys, we're not gonna
settle anything this way.
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I think we just
need to be grown-ups here.
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Thank you.
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00:10:04,945 --> 00:10:06,262
I think we're gonna
need to hear those texts.
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Kelly, remember how
you wanted to go home before?
249
00:10:08,966 --> 00:10:11,367
No. There's no way
in hell I'm leaving.
250
00:10:11,401 --> 00:10:12,869
Something interesting
is happening here
251
00:10:12,903 --> 00:10:13,970
for once in my life.
252
00:10:14,004 --> 00:10:17,440
I am staying here.
Darryl, read the texts.
253
00:10:19,126 --> 00:10:22,512
Yup.
Coming.
254
00:10:22,546 --> 00:10:23,630
All right.
255
00:10:23,681 --> 00:10:25,748
My mini bar
is oddly out of rum.
256
00:10:25,766 --> 00:10:27,884
- We have plenty.
- Oh, hello.
257
00:10:29,303 --> 00:10:30,787
Do you want
to watch the game with us?
258
00:10:30,821 --> 00:10:33,473
We're watching a game.
The Heat game. Just a game.
259
00:10:33,524 --> 00:10:35,441
Got it.
Good night.
260
00:10:35,476 --> 00:10:38,144
Careful, Jim.
It gets easier and easier.
261
00:10:38,195 --> 00:10:40,663
- No, no, no, Stanley.
- Mm-hmm.
262
00:10:40,698 --> 00:10:41,965
- Stanley.
- Uh-huh.
263
00:10:41,999 --> 00:10:43,283
Stanley.
All right, hey.
264
00:10:43,317 --> 00:10:47,070
You know what?
Just bring back those bottles!
265
00:10:47,104 --> 00:10:48,571
Whoa.
The lights are still on.
266
00:10:48,605 --> 00:10:50,139
Yeah, they keep them on
267
00:10:50,174 --> 00:10:52,075
'cause it's less expensive
than turning them on and off.
268
00:10:52,109 --> 00:10:54,777
I like how guys
just know stuff all the time.
269
00:10:54,812 --> 00:10:56,296
Girls know
a lot of stuff too, okay?
270
00:10:56,330 --> 00:10:57,797
And nobody knows more than you.
271
00:10:57,831 --> 00:11:00,917
Especially me.
272
00:11:00,951 --> 00:11:03,803
Hello, waffle iron.
273
00:11:03,837 --> 00:11:05,955
Hello.
What do we have here?
274
00:11:05,990 --> 00:11:08,324
Okay, so the recipe says
we need a mixing bowl...
275
00:11:08,359 --> 00:11:09,809
- Right.
- A measuring cup...
276
00:11:09,843 --> 00:11:10,994
Got that.
277
00:11:11,028 --> 00:11:14,130
Get down.
278
00:11:14,148 --> 00:11:15,148
It's the fuzz.
279
00:11:15,182 --> 00:11:16,933
Shh! Do you want us
to get scolded?
280
00:11:16,967 --> 00:11:20,687
Shut your beautiful,
beautiful mouth, please.
281
00:11:23,040 --> 00:11:27,110
"I got too much ice cream.
You want some?"
282
00:11:27,144 --> 00:11:29,662
- "Gettin' my fry on."
- Boring.
283
00:11:29,697 --> 00:11:31,147
Uh,
"the moon is huge tonight."
284
00:11:31,181 --> 00:11:32,982
Ooh, gosh,
the moon one's damning.
285
00:11:33,017 --> 00:11:34,450
Yeah, sorry.
286
00:11:34,484 --> 00:11:37,153
- That's regular text talk.
- You forgot one.
287
00:11:37,171 --> 00:11:38,721
"You're such
a great friend."
288
00:11:38,756 --> 00:11:40,056
With the dots.
289
00:11:40,090 --> 00:11:42,926
"You're such a great friend,"
dot, dot, dot, dot, dot.
290
00:11:42,960 --> 00:11:44,961
- Oh, ooh.
- Five dots, Darryl?
291
00:11:44,995 --> 00:11:46,262
Are you kidding me?
292
00:11:46,297 --> 00:11:47,680
Okay, 'cause three dots
means "to be continued,"
293
00:11:47,715 --> 00:11:49,933
four dots is a typo,
but five dots means,
294
00:11:49,967 --> 00:11:53,303
"whoa, do not make me say
what I want to say, baby,
295
00:11:53,337 --> 00:11:54,504
but if I did,
it would blow your mind."
296
00:11:54,538 --> 00:11:56,556
Dot, dot, dot, dot, dot.
297
00:11:56,607 --> 00:11:57,690
- Oh...
- See? Yes.
298
00:11:57,725 --> 00:11:59,108
Thank you, sister.
299
00:11:59,143 --> 00:12:02,145
Brandon, Darryl and me?
That's ridiculous, right?
300
00:12:02,179 --> 00:12:04,697
Yeah.
Totally crazy.
301
00:12:04,732 --> 00:12:07,233
Puts me in an insane asylum
just thinking about it.
302
00:12:07,284 --> 00:12:10,186
I'm stranded
on Shutter Island over here.
303
00:12:10,220 --> 00:12:13,039
You look like Ed Harris.
304
00:12:13,073 --> 00:12:14,690
If they stretched him
a little bit.
305
00:12:14,708 --> 00:12:17,877
You want to see a picture
of me trapped under a tree?
306
00:12:20,581 --> 00:12:22,382
Ah...
307
00:12:22,416 --> 00:12:24,167
Excuse me.
308
00:12:24,201 --> 00:12:25,568
What?
Not now. I'm busy.
309
00:12:25,603 --> 00:12:27,036
I'm sorry.
310
00:12:27,071 --> 00:12:28,304
I thought you'd want to know
that I saw a bedbug in my room.
311
00:12:28,339 --> 00:12:29,505
But never mind.
Sorry to interrupt.
312
00:12:29,539 --> 00:12:31,591
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Bedbugs?
313
00:12:31,642 --> 00:12:34,644
Oh, no.
314
00:12:38,232 --> 00:12:39,515
Freak, I need a favor.
315
00:12:39,549 --> 00:12:42,251
Well, then you have
to call me by my name.
316
00:12:42,286 --> 00:12:43,720
Gabriel Susan Lewis.
317
00:12:43,754 --> 00:12:45,221
I gotta be gone
for a few minutes.
318
00:12:45,255 --> 00:12:46,956
You make sure that Packer
does not sleep with Nellie.
319
00:12:46,991 --> 00:12:49,192
What's in it for GSL?
320
00:12:49,226 --> 00:12:50,560
You really want
Packer as your boss?
321
00:12:50,594 --> 00:12:52,895
Got it.
322
00:12:52,930 --> 00:12:55,398
If Jim has bedbugs,
that means they're everywhere.
323
00:12:55,416 --> 00:12:57,634
I can't risk them
coming back to Schrute Farms.
324
00:12:57,668 --> 00:13:01,254
Our biggest attraction
is our 200-year-old mattresses.
325
00:13:01,288 --> 00:13:04,957
- Where did you see it?
- In the bed.
326
00:13:05,009 --> 00:13:06,042
I haven't seen anything.
327
00:13:06,076 --> 00:13:07,794
We gotta find it
before it eggs.
328
00:13:07,845 --> 00:13:10,630
- Argh!
- Jeez!
329
00:13:10,681 --> 00:13:11,631
Describe it.
330
00:13:11,682 --> 00:13:13,783
Brown, shiny, painful bite.
331
00:13:13,817 --> 00:13:14,884
Could be a bat weevil.
332
00:13:14,918 --> 00:13:17,553
Describe its mood.
Did it seem sleepy?
333
00:13:17,588 --> 00:13:20,056
Stressed, but to be fair,
it was a tense situation.
334
00:13:20,090 --> 00:13:21,307
Fair enough,
but after it bit you,
335
00:13:21,358 --> 00:13:22,458
did it run away fearful,
336
00:13:22,493 --> 00:13:24,794
or did it walk away
smug, self-assured?
337
00:13:24,828 --> 00:13:26,229
So smug.
338
00:13:26,263 --> 00:13:28,448
Like he thought
it was funny, like this.
339
00:13:28,482 --> 00:13:29,999
- Pssh. That's a bedbug.
- Yeah.
340
00:13:30,034 --> 00:13:31,767
- Everything's a joke.
- I know.
341
00:13:31,785 --> 00:13:34,237
- Check your hair.
- Ow.
342
00:13:34,271 --> 00:13:37,407
God, oh. So greasy.
You should just shave all this.
343
00:13:37,441 --> 00:13:39,942
- Just check it.
- You are clean.
344
00:13:39,977 --> 00:13:41,444
Okay...
345
00:13:41,462 --> 00:13:45,164
One thing a bedbug thrives on
is heat and carbon dioxide.
346
00:13:45,215 --> 00:13:49,118
I am gonna generate myself
into a human trap.
347
00:13:49,136 --> 00:13:50,619
When I jump into the bed,
348
00:13:50,637 --> 00:13:53,506
you are gonna cover me
with the sheet immediately.
349
00:13:53,557 --> 00:13:55,624
And then we'll see
who's laughing.
350
00:13:55,642 --> 00:13:57,460
All right.
351
00:13:57,478 --> 00:14:00,480
Yeah.
Cover me!
352
00:14:00,514 --> 00:14:03,032
- Is this really necessary?
- He knows what he's doing.
353
00:14:03,067 --> 00:14:05,935
Let the bedbugs bite!
354
00:14:05,969 --> 00:14:07,904
Ugh, God, I feel so gross.
I have to go take a shower.
355
00:14:07,938 --> 00:14:10,973
All right,
then I will catch you later.
356
00:14:10,991 --> 00:14:13,009
- What do we do now?
- We wait.
357
00:14:15,112 --> 00:14:17,947
Come to papa.
358
00:14:17,981 --> 00:14:19,982
Oh.
359
00:14:20,017 --> 00:14:22,335
Mm-hmm.
360
00:14:28,759 --> 00:14:30,042
I don't know, Dwight, I think
maybe you should check again.
361
00:14:30,094 --> 00:14:32,178
Nope, I wasn't bitten.
362
00:14:32,212 --> 00:14:33,513
Okay, well, maybe it's
not warm enough in here.
363
00:14:33,547 --> 00:14:34,697
Oh, it's plenty warm,
364
00:14:34,732 --> 00:14:36,349
and I was farting continuously
under the sheet,
365
00:14:36,383 --> 00:14:37,800
creating a kind
of greenhouse effect.
366
00:14:37,834 --> 00:14:39,018
- Come on.
- If there were any in here,
367
00:14:39,052 --> 00:14:40,636
they would've embedded
themselves in me.
368
00:14:40,670 --> 00:14:42,021
You know what?
Maybe they just ate.
369
00:14:42,055 --> 00:14:44,173
No, you're good.
Clean bill of health.
370
00:14:44,191 --> 00:14:46,225
Besides, I got to get
back downstairs.
371
00:14:46,276 --> 00:14:48,478
I left Packer alone
with Nellie for way too long.
372
00:14:48,512 --> 00:14:50,413
Okay, well, they're fine.
They're adults.
373
00:14:50,447 --> 00:14:52,115
No, that's the problem.
374
00:14:52,149 --> 00:14:54,450
Packer is trying to bed Nellie
for the VP job
375
00:14:54,485 --> 00:14:55,651
unless I do it first.
376
00:14:55,685 --> 00:14:57,053
Is that really
how you want to get this job?
377
00:14:57,087 --> 00:14:58,871
Such a chorus girl.
378
00:14:58,906 --> 00:15:01,073
Okay, Dwight...
Dwight...
379
00:15:01,125 --> 00:15:03,042
Dwight, Dwight, Dwight.
380
00:15:03,076 --> 00:15:07,413
Uh...
381
00:15:07,464 --> 00:15:10,366
Is crazy gone?
382
00:15:24,047 --> 00:15:27,950
Oh.
383
00:15:27,985 --> 00:15:32,955
They don't make these cords
in boot cut anymore.
384
00:15:32,990 --> 00:15:34,607
Oh.
385
00:15:34,658 --> 00:15:37,109
Pathetic, huh?
386
00:15:37,161 --> 00:15:40,563
A real man swallows his vomit
when a lady is present.
387
00:15:42,176 --> 00:15:43,477
Hey.
388
00:15:48,933 --> 00:15:51,081
Yes, one with chocolate,
one with vanilla.
389
00:15:51,220 --> 00:15:53,922
Okay, cool.
Thanks.
390
00:15:53,956 --> 00:15:56,258
- I know, I'm a pig, right?
- Hmm? No.
391
00:15:56,292 --> 00:16:00,178
Wait, this is why
I exercise like a fiend. Feel.
392
00:16:00,229 --> 00:16:02,180
- Seriously.
- Okay, all right.
393
00:16:02,231 --> 00:16:04,466
I'm really sorry, uh,
I just have to say it.
394
00:16:04,500 --> 00:16:07,969
I'm-- I'm married.
I'm very happily married.
395
00:16:08,004 --> 00:16:10,038
Oh, my God!
What are you thinking?
396
00:16:10,073 --> 00:16:12,040
Um...
397
00:16:12,075 --> 00:16:13,608
I mean--
398
00:16:13,642 --> 00:16:16,578
I know that you're married.
I sat at your wife's desk.
399
00:16:16,612 --> 00:16:18,113
How little do you think of me?
400
00:16:18,147 --> 00:16:21,450
I'm sorry,
I feel like maybe I'm-- I'm--
401
00:16:21,484 --> 00:16:22,667
I misread things.
402
00:16:22,702 --> 00:16:26,338
Okay.
Let's just go back to watching.
403
00:16:26,372 --> 00:16:28,323
Can you without running
404
00:16:28,341 --> 00:16:29,691
to the other side
of the room all night?
405
00:16:29,725 --> 00:16:32,377
Yes, I can.
406
00:16:32,428 --> 00:16:35,864
Uh, all right.
I'm really sorry.
407
00:16:35,898 --> 00:16:37,966
I think we'll just--
We'll just watch.
408
00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:39,634
You can watch, not watch,
whatever you want to do.
409
00:16:39,668 --> 00:16:41,036
Take another shower.
I don't care.
410
00:16:41,070 --> 00:16:43,188
Okay.
411
00:16:44,941 --> 00:16:49,277
I am so cold.
412
00:16:51,013 --> 00:16:53,565
Hey, Darryl.
You okay?
413
00:16:53,616 --> 00:16:55,150
She's got a boyfriend.
414
00:16:55,184 --> 00:16:59,020
Play it cool, man.
She'll come around.
415
00:16:59,038 --> 00:17:00,589
No, you should go for it.
416
00:17:00,623 --> 00:17:02,057
I mean, nothing would've
happened with me and Jim
417
00:17:02,091 --> 00:17:03,792
if he didn't
put himself out there.
418
00:17:03,826 --> 00:17:05,527
Yeah, but...
419
00:17:05,545 --> 00:17:09,097
My friend Jim would tell you
to play it cool.
420
00:17:09,132 --> 00:17:13,568
My husband would tell you
to go for it.
421
00:17:13,603 --> 00:17:14,753
- Hey.
- Hey.
422
00:17:14,804 --> 00:17:16,421
- Hey, this is fun.
- Hey.
423
00:17:16,472 --> 00:17:18,440
- A lot of fun.
- I know.
424
00:17:18,474 --> 00:17:19,808
Can I give you a compliment?
425
00:17:19,842 --> 00:17:21,910
I'm really impressed
by how much you've grown.
426
00:17:21,944 --> 00:17:24,179
Since I met you,
it's like night and day.
427
00:17:24,213 --> 00:17:26,231
You should
move down here with me.
428
00:17:26,265 --> 00:17:27,249
- Yeah?
- We could be roommates.
429
00:17:27,283 --> 00:17:28,850
- Really?
- We could get a dog.
430
00:17:28,885 --> 00:17:30,285
We could go
to R-rated movies.
431
00:17:30,319 --> 00:17:33,822
And who knows, I mean,
you're a guy, I'm a girl--
432
00:17:33,856 --> 00:17:36,825
- Yeah.
- Maybe in six months--
433
00:17:36,859 --> 00:17:38,260
Six months?
434
00:17:38,294 --> 00:17:43,281
Um, okay,
I'm in love with Kelly.
435
00:17:44,600 --> 00:17:46,334
Put your forehead near mine,
436
00:17:46,369 --> 00:17:47,936
and see if you can read
my thoughts.
437
00:17:47,970 --> 00:17:51,039
Okay.
438
00:17:51,073 --> 00:17:54,709
Seven, one, one, nine...
439
00:17:54,743 --> 00:17:57,712
No, no, no.
Not numbers, no.
440
00:17:57,746 --> 00:17:59,948
- No, okay.
- No.
441
00:17:59,982 --> 00:18:03,768
Try again.
442
00:18:05,121 --> 00:18:06,388
Ugh, I'm still getting numbers.
443
00:18:06,422 --> 00:18:07,806
Seven, one, one--
444
00:18:07,857 --> 00:18:11,643
Is anyone around here thinking
the numbers seven, one, one?
445
00:18:11,694 --> 00:18:13,662
'Cause please stop, okay?
446
00:18:13,696 --> 00:18:16,398
Dwight, give me
a key card to your room.
447
00:18:16,432 --> 00:18:19,534
Meet me in seven minutes
448
00:18:19,569 --> 00:18:22,604
for some one-on-one time.
449
00:18:22,638 --> 00:18:23,838
Wait, the numbers!
450
00:18:23,873 --> 00:18:25,790
Mm-hmm.
451
00:18:25,825 --> 00:18:28,143
- Oh.
- Mm-hmm.
452
00:18:28,177 --> 00:18:29,177
There you go.
453
00:18:29,212 --> 00:18:31,446
I will see you
in seven--
454
00:18:31,464 --> 00:18:35,166
Seven minutes.
455
00:18:42,842 --> 00:18:44,960
Nellie, wait.
456
00:18:44,994 --> 00:18:48,146
Let me write my room number
on the card.
457
00:18:50,349 --> 00:18:53,184
Win at all costs.
Don't respect women.
458
00:18:53,236 --> 00:18:54,936
These are the tenets
I was brought up with,
459
00:18:54,971 --> 00:18:57,355
and they have served me well.
460
00:18:57,406 --> 00:19:00,141
But my ancestors never worked
in corporate America.
461
00:19:00,159 --> 00:19:01,142
They were farmers.
462
00:19:01,160 --> 00:19:03,811
And before that, hunters.
463
00:19:03,829 --> 00:19:06,314
And before that,
time travelers.
464
00:19:06,332 --> 00:19:09,200
And before that, me again.
465
00:19:09,252 --> 00:19:10,835
At least,
that's how the legend goes.
466
00:19:10,870 --> 00:19:14,155
The point is they never had to
worry about how they got ahead.
467
00:19:14,190 --> 00:19:15,924
They just had to put food
on the table
468
00:19:15,958 --> 00:19:18,293
and not alter the past.
469
00:19:18,327 --> 00:19:22,330
1434-967, paid.
470
00:19:22,348 --> 00:19:24,332
It has been processed.
471
00:19:24,350 --> 00:19:25,517
It has been delivered.
472
00:19:25,551 --> 00:19:27,686
That's it.
Last one.
473
00:19:27,720 --> 00:19:28,836
Whoo!
474
00:19:28,854 --> 00:19:31,506
Andy, this has been
an amazing night. Epic.
475
00:19:31,524 --> 00:19:32,724
Cool-down fiesta
begins right now.
476
00:19:32,775 --> 00:19:34,142
- I got decaf coffee.
- No way.
477
00:19:34,176 --> 00:19:37,679
I got Romy And Michele's
High School Reunion.
478
00:19:37,697 --> 00:19:39,864
Hey.
479
00:19:39,899 --> 00:19:43,401
I just wanted to apologize.
I mean, that was so weird.
480
00:19:43,452 --> 00:19:45,387
Can we just, like,
never talk about it again?
481
00:19:45,421 --> 00:19:46,588
- Sure.
- Okay, thanks.
482
00:19:46,622 --> 00:19:49,858
Hey, just so you know,
me and you--
483
00:19:49,892 --> 00:19:52,060
I don't think
that's ridiculous.
484
00:19:52,094 --> 00:19:53,631
Dot, dot, dot...
485
00:19:53,880 --> 00:19:55,474
Dot, dot.
486
00:20:08,544 --> 00:20:10,945
All right. Now I think
it's time for you to go.
487
00:20:10,980 --> 00:20:12,747
What?
488
00:20:12,782 --> 00:20:14,733
Oh, Jim, I thought
we talked about this.
489
00:20:14,767 --> 00:20:15,750
You're cool, right?
490
00:20:15,785 --> 00:20:19,220
Cathy, go.
491
00:20:19,238 --> 00:20:21,523
- Where's the bug?
- Awesome.
492
00:20:21,557 --> 00:20:22,891
Stand back!
493
00:20:22,925 --> 00:20:24,526
Aah! Stop it, oh, my God!
That burns! What is that?
494
00:20:24,560 --> 00:20:26,928
It's a compound of chemicals
I pulled off of the maid's cart.
495
00:20:26,962 --> 00:20:28,229
Oh, my God.
496
00:20:28,247 --> 00:20:29,247
Dwight, there!
497
00:20:29,281 --> 00:20:31,733
Oh, God, stop it!
Stop it!
498
00:20:31,751 --> 00:20:33,201
Oh, big one!
Big one! Really big one!
499
00:20:33,235 --> 00:20:34,569
- I can't breathe!
- I think I saw it!
500
00:20:34,603 --> 00:20:35,570
Stop it!
501
00:20:35,588 --> 00:20:37,706
Nice job.
502
00:20:37,740 --> 00:20:39,040
I think you got 'em.
503
00:20:39,074 --> 00:20:41,976
You can't stay here.
This place is a biohazard.
504
00:20:42,011 --> 00:20:43,424
If I were you,
I'd just bunk with Cathy.
505
00:20:52,097 --> 00:20:54,932
Second best bananas foster
I've ever had.
506
00:20:54,966 --> 00:20:57,117
Oh, yeah?
What's the first best?
507
00:20:57,152 --> 00:20:59,453
Dwight?
508
00:20:59,487 --> 00:21:03,957
Hello? Dwight...
509
00:21:03,992 --> 00:21:04,775
- Is that Nellie?
- Don't let-- Shh.
510
00:21:04,776 --> 00:21:07,305
Are you in there?
511
00:21:07,306 --> 00:21:10,202
I can see the lights
under your door.
512
00:21:11,362 --> 00:21:13,058
Hello?
513
00:21:13,783 --> 00:21:16,482
Look, the light went off.
514
00:21:16,483 --> 00:21:18,797
Just as I said the
light went on.
515
00:21:19,918 --> 00:21:23,447
Dwight?
516
00:21:26,304 --> 00:21:31,377
Oh, Dwight!
9999
00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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