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Man.
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My delts are blasted.
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I wish they had a chart
for how much protein powder to scoop.
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- For a 180 pound man with no fat.
- Protein powder.
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You cut it with water?
Why don't you just take estrogen?
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There you go, boys.
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See how papa takes care of you?
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I remember when people
thought biceps were all that.
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They'd flex them at the discotheque.
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I bet you think it's all about core.
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- Please.
- Core's critical.
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There are four tenets of pilates
that I live my life by.
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One: lengthen.
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Two: elongate.
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I think we all want
to know the same thing.
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Who's stronger?
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There's only one way to solve that.
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Flat curl contest.
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Here we go, everybody.
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May the manliest man win.
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Go.
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Feast on this, Lewis.
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- I love the burn.
- The burn is where I live.
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Come on, Gabe,
you can't handle his hamstrings.
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- You're getting hypno-thigh-zed.
- Speed set. One.
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- Here, this is for your elbows.
- Thank you.
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Five, six...
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Phone call from you.
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Keep going.
Eight, nine, ten.
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Ten.
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We got it?
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Very funny.
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Yeah, Jim.
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Way to mock us
for perfecting our bodies.
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Everyone.
Conference room, now.
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All right, easy there, grandpa.
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I don't need your help.
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- You don't need my help?
- Here. Just...
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- Feygnasse Team -
.: La Fabrique :.
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8x23: Turf War
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Morning.
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Somebody left
in such a hurry this morning
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that she forgot...
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These.
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The only thing
more delicious than your feet
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is the feast that I am going
to prepare for everyone.
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If you're gonna hang out
for a while...
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What's this?
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This dumb rule Robert made.
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He just wants visitors to sign in.
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Is this an attempt to embarrass me?
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No, of course not.
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I think it's, like,
if we make an exception for you,
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then we have to make
an exception for the water guy.
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And then, where does it end?
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Why is it when other people
spend time at the office,
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they're rewarded for it,
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and when I do it,
I am told it's a little much?
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Is it because I'm not an employee?
Because that's what it feels like.
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- Enjoy the alumni game.
- We have a deal?
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Thanks so much, Earl.
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Wow, simultaneous sale.
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They said it couldn't be done.
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Lot going on, guys.
What's happening?
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Binghamton branch closed last night
and all their clients are for grabs.
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That was a fine branch.
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Things are really bad
under Robert California.
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It's like a festival of poo.
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Come on, language.
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And we're not interested
in your sour grapes.
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- Tell him where he can stick them.
- In the fridge.
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The butt, in his butt.
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Sorry, I can't focus on zingers.
There's too many potential clients.
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You better watch yourselves.
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The Syracuse branch can't be happy
you're taking New York clients.
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Why did Binghamton close?
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Can everyone just please...
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I had a one-man
saturnalia last night.
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In celebration of
the finalization of my divorce,
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I got into a case of Australian reds.
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And... How should I say this...
Columbian whites.
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What is this about Binghamton?
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The branch closed.
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Forever.
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Closing the Binghamton branch
never occurred to me before today.
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Or, I guess, last night.
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But in vino veritas, as they say.
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I'm not gonna start
doubting my drunken self now.
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I got your voicemail.
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From last night.
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Wonderful.
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And the answer...
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is yes, yes, yes, yes, and...
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never.
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When's the last time
you lived so intensely
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that your brain
literally couldn't hold the memories in?
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- This summer...
- Apparently,
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I left a phone message
for Nellie last night.
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I need you to find out what I said.
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I am a little busy.
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'Course.
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Why don't you list the things
that would keep you from helping me.
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- I can make you a list.
- Let's do it now.
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What's number one?
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Why don't I help you now?
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There we go.
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Who the hell are Jim Halpert
and Dwight Schrute?
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Jim, Dwight, your last names?
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And you are?
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Harry Jannerone,
Dunder Mifflin Syracuse.
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What the hell's all this?
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Cherries jubilee
over homemade gelato.
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You live well down here in PA.
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I want to talk to you guys right now.
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And Lloyd Gross too.
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Which one's that guy?
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The salesmen have a commission cap
but we figured out a way around it.
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Lloyd Gross is a fictional salesman
we invented to...
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How do I put this?
Steal from the company.
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Embezzle.
To commit fraud.
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It sounds sketchy,
but it helps us get more money.
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Pam made a drawing of Lloyd.
He is a blend of all the salesmen.
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There he is.
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- That's Lloyd.
- Me?
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Yeah, you.
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Where do you get off
crossing State lines?
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Now, we're actually closer
to Binghamton than you are.
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Kimosabe.
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I like to think Lloyd Gross
is a no-nonsense guy
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who doesn't back down from anybody.
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And he calls people "kimosabe."
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They're New York.
We're New York.
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State line is the dividing line.
That's the way it's always been.
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There's no rule that says that.
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That's true.
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There's no rule.
You can check the employee handbook.
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Can I check the employee handbook?
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Does it say anything
about choking a man with my bare hands?
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Wait, no?
Are you kidding me?
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You told me there was.
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I could've choked
so many people by now.
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Stay out of my State.
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It's in your best interest.
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I've seen guys like you.
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Big guys who like
to push the little guys around.
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Lloyd Gross eats bullies like you
for breakfast.
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Just stay out of New York.
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Text from the old wife.
Gonna take that.
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Why don't we just ask Robert?
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Can we all agree
that the CEO should decide this?
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Robert's here?
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Look at us.
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Bickering like schoolgirls,
looking around the room
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for things to hit each other with.
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I don't think we were doing that.
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Chair, lamp, plant,
table leg, Jim's leg.
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Where's the Advil?
I think I've hit my limit
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on the Tylenol.
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Sorry, not Jim.
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What must we do to get rid of you?
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Hire you back
and send Erin back to Florida?
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Message received loud and clear.
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Just have to get
the caramelized sugar
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- off the pan before it dries.
- For God...
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What a surprise you're here.
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Why would you close Binghamton
without a transition plan?
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- How do you mean?
- I forgot a pan...
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Stay there, do your dishes, go ahead.
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There is a time for every decision,
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predetermined many years ago.
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There's no benefit in questioning
why this particular decision seems...
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So poorly timed.
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What are you deciding?
We get a say.
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Listen, Robert, I don't have time.
There's a big client in play.
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- Prestige Direct Mail Solutions.
- Don't listen.
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Used to be Binghamton's.
I want it, it's mine.
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Prestige is ours. They do
half of the junk mail on the seaboard.
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We get them.
We already put a call into them.
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We need you to make a decision.
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- Make a decision.
- I did.
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Neither of you
are to have any contact
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with either Prestige or any
other Binghamton client
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until I have figured out
how to divide things up.
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As Solomon once said...
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Some bizarre energy
in this place today.
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Robert is going off the rails,
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making some funky decisions.
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Why is nobody gonna call on Prestige?
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It's a huge client.
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They could give their business
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to the first person at the door.
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Could be any idiot.
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Any idiot at all.
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Shaping a company is in a sense
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similar to training a geisha.
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You have to mold
not merely the physical form,
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but also the character.
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The two must harmonize.
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Are they still there?
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They want a decision
on who gets the big client.
201
00:10:05,022 --> 00:10:06,898
They can wait.
202
00:10:07,023 --> 00:10:08,910
I'll still be talking about geishas
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long past their bedtime.
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00:10:11,874 --> 00:10:13,821
You know, I trained as one.
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00:10:14,139 --> 00:10:17,039
Is it just me
or is our boss a freakin' weirdo?
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00:10:19,719 --> 00:10:21,369
I'm gonna get some air.
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00:10:29,398 --> 00:10:31,359
You know
what would be really dastardly?
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If we snuck out of here
and got to the client first.
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00:10:45,113 --> 00:10:46,062
He's running!
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00:10:48,603 --> 00:10:49,399
Damn it!
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00:10:50,517 --> 00:10:51,526
Damn it.
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00:10:53,235 --> 00:10:56,014
- What is this supposed to be?
- It's a monkey.
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00:10:56,139 --> 00:10:57,063
Get real.
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00:10:57,188 --> 00:11:00,155
This is not a monkey.
It's got a hula skirt and a blue nose.
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00:11:00,280 --> 00:11:01,632
Hold on.
Is this him?
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00:11:01,757 --> 00:11:03,407
- What?
- Is that him?
217
00:11:04,442 --> 00:11:07,041
- It's him! Do something!
- What am I gonna do?
218
00:11:07,207 --> 00:11:09,335
Go slash his tires!
Go dent his hood.
219
00:11:12,424 --> 00:11:13,548
That's it?
Great.
220
00:11:13,918 --> 00:11:15,631
That's like a five-second delay.
221
00:11:16,339 --> 00:11:17,260
Go!
222
00:11:17,671 --> 00:11:19,596
Does this thing have turbo?
Nitrous?
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00:11:19,721 --> 00:11:21,321
- Hit the Nos.
- Nos?
224
00:11:22,077 --> 00:11:24,352
Like in Fast And Furious?
Yeah, definitely.
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00:11:24,477 --> 00:11:26,391
- Hit the Nos.
- Are you sure?
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00:11:26,516 --> 00:11:29,035
- Brace yourself. 3... 2... 1.
- We got it. Go!
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00:11:29,160 --> 00:11:30,210
Here we go!
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00:11:36,173 --> 00:11:38,531
Hello.
Andy Bernard to see the CEO.
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- Do you have an appointment?
- No, I do not.
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I can squeeze you in.
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00:11:44,202 --> 00:11:45,204
Seriously?
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'Cause I could just be anyone.
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I thought I was gonna have
to convince you.
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00:11:51,151 --> 00:11:53,671
- He's really not that busy.
- Is there someone here to see me?
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Yes, this man.
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Come on in.
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00:12:02,354 --> 00:12:04,932
So... What do you make
of this Robert California guy?
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00:12:05,057 --> 00:12:08,144
What does a guy like that do
on an average weeknight?
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00:12:08,310 --> 00:12:10,396
I'll tell you what he does.
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00:12:10,562 --> 00:12:13,037
Hello!
Hello, my clucking hens.
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Got room for another in the roost?
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00:12:16,025 --> 00:12:17,487
Don't worry, I won't lay an egg.
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00:12:18,904 --> 00:12:21,916
Robert sent me to take over
if Pam fails.
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00:12:22,041 --> 00:12:23,042
If?
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00:12:25,536 --> 00:12:28,311
I have been crunching numbers
all day.
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00:12:28,436 --> 00:12:29,925
Math is for boys.
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00:12:30,783 --> 00:12:32,899
I need girl talk.
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00:12:34,196 --> 00:12:35,546
Did someone say girl talk?
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00:12:37,339 --> 00:12:40,555
Sometimes I wonder
if I have ovaries in my scrotum,
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00:12:40,680 --> 00:12:43,137
because I am great at girl talk.
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00:12:43,303 --> 00:12:46,065
Have you guys been watching
any good Korean soap operas?
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00:12:46,190 --> 00:12:48,250
I'm pretty deep into
Hee-Jungcinderella Girl.
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00:12:48,375 --> 00:12:51,646
Although, I definitely fast-forward
ugh the young-Tae storylines.
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00:12:51,812 --> 00:12:54,607
Do you think I'd like that,
or do I have to have an Asian fetish?
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00:12:55,062 --> 00:12:57,859
I think you're gonna need
to have an Asian fetish.
256
00:12:59,318 --> 00:13:01,155
It'll be upsetting if you don't.
257
00:13:01,321 --> 00:13:02,721
I'm a former paper executive.
258
00:13:02,846 --> 00:13:04,421
I know the product and the margins.
259
00:13:04,546 --> 00:13:07,412
I can save you 25% on your costs.
260
00:13:07,578 --> 00:13:09,997
Why haven't I heard of you?
You got any references?
261
00:13:11,329 --> 00:13:12,500
I'm a rogue.
262
00:13:12,666 --> 00:13:13,876
Which is the best part.
263
00:13:14,226 --> 00:13:16,304
That means you will be
my first customer
264
00:13:16,429 --> 00:13:19,761
and your business
will get 100% of my attention.
265
00:13:21,468 --> 00:13:24,344
I have written down
my personal phone number.
266
00:13:25,732 --> 00:13:27,682
You call this anytime.
267
00:13:28,201 --> 00:13:31,519
Every salesman I've met has given me
his personal phone number.
268
00:13:32,558 --> 00:13:33,638
Of course they have.
269
00:13:33,763 --> 00:13:37,984
Which is why I'm giving you
a key to my house.
270
00:13:40,660 --> 00:13:43,809
Whatever you need.
Anytime, night or day.
271
00:13:44,639 --> 00:13:46,284
You just stop on by.
272
00:13:46,450 --> 00:13:50,163
You want me to drive
to your house if I need paper.
273
00:13:50,329 --> 00:13:54,375
Maybe you want someone to talk to
or a place to crash for a couple of days
274
00:13:54,636 --> 00:13:57,470
My wireless password
is "eat, pray, love."
275
00:13:57,595 --> 00:13:58,793
Easy to remember.
276
00:13:59,847 --> 00:14:02,205
Ready?
Go, go!
277
00:14:22,741 --> 00:14:23,941
You all right?
278
00:14:38,967 --> 00:14:40,506
Dwight, what are you doing?
279
00:14:45,574 --> 00:14:47,541
Go, go!
Take the stairs! Now!
280
00:14:47,666 --> 00:14:49,280
I don't even know where their are.
281
00:14:49,405 --> 00:14:51,182
- I'll stall him. Go!
- God!
282
00:14:53,690 --> 00:14:55,140
What are you doing?
283
00:14:56,309 --> 00:14:58,847
I'm gonna activate
the seismic failsafe.
284
00:14:58,972 --> 00:15:01,522
We'll be stuck between floors
for hours.
285
00:15:08,231 --> 00:15:09,943
- My pants fell down.
- What?
286
00:15:10,068 --> 00:15:12,807
My pants fell down!
I don't have a belt!
287
00:15:14,753 --> 00:15:15,722
Hello, sir.
288
00:15:15,847 --> 00:15:18,626
Dwight K Schrute. Dunder Mifflin, Scranton.
Forgive my pants, they fell down.
289
00:15:18,792 --> 00:15:20,878
An appointment with Mr. Ramish.
Right now is fine.
290
00:15:21,044 --> 00:15:23,631
I was here first. Dwight K Schrute.
Dunder Mifflin, Scranton.
291
00:15:23,797 --> 00:15:24,841
What's going on?
292
00:15:25,764 --> 00:15:29,136
Harry Jannerone.
Dunder Mifflin, Syracuse.
293
00:15:29,302 --> 00:15:31,341
I already made an appointment
with your secretary.
294
00:15:32,014 --> 00:15:34,559
Let me stop you all. I've already picked
a new paper supplier.
295
00:15:34,997 --> 00:15:36,227
It's not DM Utica, is it?
296
00:15:36,393 --> 00:15:38,648
No, no, it's not
Dunder Mifflin at all actually.
297
00:15:38,773 --> 00:15:42,342
- It's... Big Red Paper Company.
- Big Red Paper Company?
298
00:15:50,991 --> 00:15:53,082
- Give me a cup of coffee.
- Me too.
299
00:15:53,207 --> 00:15:55,043
Or do you also
have a monopoly on thirst?
300
00:15:55,168 --> 00:15:57,089
All right.
It didn't work out for any of us.
301
00:15:57,214 --> 00:15:59,750
So... We're still on the same team.
Let me get these.
302
00:16:01,752 --> 00:16:04,255
Let him get his own.
He's got Syracuse money.
303
00:16:04,421 --> 00:16:06,340
You know, your partner's got
a lotta attitude.
304
00:16:06,506 --> 00:16:09,260
But I like that.
How long you guys been dating?
305
00:16:09,426 --> 00:16:11,315
Jim couldn't land me
in a thousand years.
306
00:16:11,440 --> 00:16:13,723
- But you're saying there's a chance.
- Shut up.
307
00:16:20,097 --> 00:16:21,814
I stole Nellie's phone.
308
00:16:22,869 --> 00:16:24,649
Excellent. Excellent.
309
00:16:25,822 --> 00:16:28,770
Though troubling that your
first instinct is thievery.
310
00:16:29,401 --> 00:16:32,116
- What do you want from me?
- Now we get to the bottom of Nellie's
311
00:16:32,282 --> 00:16:33,985
"yes, yes, yes, yes. Never."
312
00:16:34,644 --> 00:16:37,070
Hello, Nell, it's mom.
You'll keep your chin up.
313
00:16:37,195 --> 00:16:39,265
It can't possibly be as bad
as you described.
314
00:16:39,390 --> 00:16:40,625
Oh, yes, it can.
315
00:16:43,876 --> 00:16:45,940
This is MasterCard.
You are over the limit.
316
00:16:46,065 --> 00:16:48,933
Send the minimum payment
of $448 by Monday
317
00:16:49,058 --> 00:16:51,265
or we will be forced
to send it to collections.
318
00:16:51,390 --> 00:16:52,345
Shopaholic.
319
00:16:52,861 --> 00:16:53,846
Sounds like it.
320
00:16:55,729 --> 00:16:57,941
Hi, sis. Is your boss
still hitting on you?
321
00:17:01,853 --> 00:17:03,779
This is Annie from Second Nests.
322
00:17:04,106 --> 00:17:06,752
I'm sorry but the Romanian
orphanage felt more comfortable
323
00:17:06,877 --> 00:17:09,602
with a two-person nuclear family
than a single mother.
324
00:17:09,727 --> 00:17:11,489
- We're gonna hold out for that.
- Stop.
325
00:17:11,655 --> 00:17:14,241
We need to get to the bottom of this.
Come on.
326
00:17:15,617 --> 00:17:18,621
Okay, oops! I deleted them all.
They're all deleted.
327
00:17:18,787 --> 00:17:21,457
Pam, Pam.
You've completely bungled this!
328
00:17:31,136 --> 00:17:32,202
Can I do it, Pam?
329
00:17:32,327 --> 00:17:35,471
Can I pull off a gold Arabian sandal?
330
00:17:36,993 --> 00:17:38,326
Yes. Definitely.
331
00:17:38,451 --> 00:17:39,465
With your hair.
332
00:17:39,758 --> 00:17:40,759
Certainly.
333
00:17:41,482 --> 00:17:43,569
- You dropped your cell phone.
- Oh! Gosh.
334
00:17:43,983 --> 00:17:46,440
Thank you.
I'm so stupid.
335
00:17:46,606 --> 00:17:49,149
No. My goodness.
You have a lot going on.
336
00:17:49,274 --> 00:17:50,569
With Robert and everything.
337
00:17:50,735 --> 00:17:53,197
Oh, God, Pam.
Don't get me started.
338
00:17:53,363 --> 00:17:55,700
- No, I will not.
- You've just got me started.
339
00:17:55,866 --> 00:17:57,272
Robert...
340
00:17:57,397 --> 00:17:58,244
is...
341
00:17:58,410 --> 00:18:00,287
a filthy beast.
342
00:18:02,289 --> 00:18:04,918
I mean, don't you get the feeling,
every time he looks at you,
343
00:18:05,043 --> 00:18:07,586
he's just thinking
of 15 different ways to do you?
344
00:18:08,795 --> 00:18:11,716
I mean, the man talks
of nothing but sex.
345
00:18:11,882 --> 00:18:13,810
But sometimes he talks about flesh...
346
00:18:14,472 --> 00:18:15,944
and bacchanals.
347
00:18:17,345 --> 00:18:19,974
I cannot even tell you what
he left on my phone last night.
348
00:18:20,490 --> 00:18:23,269
No... Don't.
Just put it out of your mind.
349
00:18:27,464 --> 00:18:28,859
Pam, what is your address?
350
00:18:28,984 --> 00:18:31,401
I'm gonna send you a pair
of these gold harem shoes.
351
00:18:32,569 --> 00:18:34,697
- No. You don't...
- Oh, yes.
352
00:18:34,863 --> 00:18:37,825
Come on, a little
gold Arabian slipper.
353
00:18:37,991 --> 00:18:39,934
Things are looking up.
354
00:18:40,059 --> 00:18:42,876
I might be a mother soon.
355
00:18:43,722 --> 00:18:46,876
I have MasterCard
right where I want them.
356
00:18:47,623 --> 00:18:48,624
And...
357
00:18:49,796 --> 00:18:51,324
I have a new friend.
358
00:18:52,691 --> 00:18:53,728
A friend.
359
00:18:55,474 --> 00:18:56,475
At work.
360
00:19:01,435 --> 00:19:03,103
There's a call for you on line one.
361
00:19:03,946 --> 00:19:04,928
Who is it?
362
00:19:05,053 --> 00:19:07,464
He says Salvation.
No last name.
363
00:19:12,692 --> 00:19:15,220
You once put me on a list
of the losers in the office.
364
00:19:15,345 --> 00:19:18,233
Well, this loser just got
your biggest client
365
00:19:18,358 --> 00:19:19,867
to give him all their business.
366
00:19:20,033 --> 00:19:22,453
So hire me back,
that business is yours.
367
00:19:22,619 --> 00:19:25,081
Don't, and I will find another buyer.
368
00:19:25,579 --> 00:19:26,749
You're blackmailing me.
369
00:19:26,915 --> 00:19:28,283
It's just business.
370
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:30,001
Ah, well.
371
00:19:30,677 --> 00:19:33,627
I will not be blackmailed by
some ineffectual, privileged,
372
00:19:33,752 --> 00:19:35,800
effete, soft-penised debutante.
373
00:19:35,966 --> 00:19:38,217
You wanna start a street fight with me,
bring it on.
374
00:19:38,342 --> 00:19:40,054
You'll be surprised
by how ugly it gets.
375
00:19:40,627 --> 00:19:42,325
You don't even know my real name.
376
00:19:42,450 --> 00:19:44,266
I'm the fucking Lizard King.
377
00:19:54,959 --> 00:19:56,697
Well, I gave him a chance.
378
00:20:05,626 --> 00:20:07,748
- Andy Bernard.
- You got a minute?
379
00:20:08,206 --> 00:20:10,501
I'm in the middle of a piano lesson.
380
00:20:10,667 --> 00:20:13,886
I wanted to see if I could
interest you in an investment.
381
00:20:14,506 --> 00:20:15,464
Dunder Mifflin.
382
00:20:15,630 --> 00:20:16,903
Dunder Mifflin.
383
00:20:17,923 --> 00:20:21,762
Now... Why would I want that?
It's worth half what it was 3 years ago.
384
00:20:21,928 --> 00:20:22,979
Exactly.
385
00:20:23,466 --> 00:20:25,780
And you know
that with the right management,
386
00:20:25,905 --> 00:20:29,270
it could be worth twice
what you would pay for it today.
387
00:20:33,768 --> 00:20:34,942
Why don't you come in?
388
00:20:43,472 --> 00:20:45,536
So what would you do
if you weren't selling paper?
389
00:20:45,702 --> 00:20:47,288
Oh, man, I'd have to sell beets.
390
00:20:47,454 --> 00:20:50,098
- Probably submit them for competitions.
- What?
391
00:20:50,832 --> 00:20:53,460
It sounds stupid, but nationals has
always kinda been a dream of mine.
392
00:20:53,626 --> 00:20:55,462
How have we never talked
about this before?
393
00:20:56,834 --> 00:20:57,631
Wait.
394
00:20:57,797 --> 00:20:59,717
You don't even care about nationals.
395
00:21:01,740 --> 00:21:02,763
Nothing?
396
00:21:03,562 --> 00:21:05,681
I've always wanted
to own a bike shop, but...
397
00:21:05,847 --> 00:21:06,958
What about you?
398
00:21:08,478 --> 00:21:10,767
I'd like to sell one
big thing, you know?
399
00:21:11,058 --> 00:21:12,646
Like... a plane.
400
00:21:12,812 --> 00:21:14,829
One sale, I'm out.
401
00:21:16,004 --> 00:21:17,443
That sounds lovely.
402
00:21:17,609 --> 00:21:20,222
Anyway, Robert is gonna run this
company to the ground...
403
00:21:20,347 --> 00:21:21,447
So...
404
00:21:22,623 --> 00:21:24,825
We won't be doing this in six months.
9999
00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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