1 00:00:03,080 --> 00:00:05,447 The documentary series finished airing ages ago. 2 00:00:05,520 --> 00:00:07,363 Why is PBS sending another crew? 3 00:00:07,440 --> 00:00:09,568 We're getting bonus footage for the DVD. 4 00:00:09,760 --> 00:00:12,127 Nobody buys DVDs anymore. 5 00:00:12,240 --> 00:00:13,685 It'll be a pledge gift. 6 00:00:14,560 --> 00:00:17,769 PBS. The propaganda wing of Bill and Melinda Gates, 7 00:00:17,840 --> 00:00:19,683 and viewers like you. 8 00:00:20,600 --> 00:00:22,364 In the past year, I've consolidated 9 00:00:22,440 --> 00:00:24,204 the entire Scranton paper market. 10 00:00:24,280 --> 00:00:26,521 We regained the White Pages, the School District, 11 00:00:26,600 --> 00:00:28,682 Lackawanna County, we supply them all. 12 00:00:28,760 --> 00:00:30,808 I'm getting married tomorrow afternoon. 13 00:00:30,880 --> 00:00:32,848 And in the morning, there's a mini-reunion, 14 00:00:32,920 --> 00:00:36,288 a kind of a where-are-they-now? panel at a local theater. 15 00:00:36,400 --> 00:00:38,721 It will be nice to see everyone again. 16 00:00:38,800 --> 00:00:41,280 I haven't seen Kevin since we let him go. 17 00:00:45,520 --> 00:00:49,161 Today marks several important milestones. 18 00:00:49,240 --> 00:00:52,403 Stanley, as you know, is retiring. 19 00:00:55,720 --> 00:00:56,721 Ah! 20 00:00:56,800 --> 00:00:59,724 I've been looking forward to this day since I was 18 years old. 21 00:00:59,800 --> 00:01:01,245 Speech! No. 22 00:01:01,320 --> 00:01:04,881 And our next and most thickly frosted cake 23 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:07,685 is for Kevin. 24 00:01:07,760 --> 00:01:09,569 Yes! 25 00:01:09,640 --> 00:01:10,846 Wait, why? 26 00:01:10,920 --> 00:01:13,491 Go ahead and just read the frosting. 27 00:01:14,760 --> 00:01:16,922 "Get out"? What does that mean? 28 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:19,606 It's a colloquial way of saying you're fired, Kevin. 29 00:01:19,680 --> 00:01:21,250 - Which you are. - What? 30 00:01:21,320 --> 00:01:22,890 Dwight, you can't do that. 31 00:01:22,960 --> 00:01:24,689 The cake has spoken, Pam. Sorry. 32 00:01:25,920 --> 00:01:29,163 Well, if anyone here can make a case for Kevin staying... 33 00:01:31,400 --> 00:01:33,971 Based on his merit. 34 00:01:34,520 --> 00:01:35,681 Oh. 35 00:01:37,400 --> 00:01:38,481 Um... 36 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:41,480 I'm good. 37 00:01:41,560 --> 00:01:43,050 Well, Toby will stop it. 38 00:01:43,120 --> 00:01:46,124 Any time anyone's ever been fired, Toby's blocked it, so... 39 00:01:46,200 --> 00:01:47,611 Yeah. Yeah, I don't think... 40 00:01:47,680 --> 00:01:49,648 Toby, wait, wait. Hold that thought. 41 00:01:50,520 --> 00:01:51,851 Here's your cake. 42 00:01:55,080 --> 00:01:56,320 Bye, bye, Toby 43 00:01:59,480 --> 00:02:01,448 At least I got chocolate. 44 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:09,074 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 45 00:02:41,920 --> 00:02:43,285 I bike to work now. 46 00:02:43,360 --> 00:02:45,328 It saves on gas, it's cheaper than a vasectomy, 47 00:02:45,400 --> 00:02:47,721 and, oh, yeah, it's good for the environment, too. 48 00:02:50,360 --> 00:02:51,407 Pam and I are great. 49 00:02:51,480 --> 00:02:55,371 She just recently finished her mural for the Irish Cultural Center. 50 00:02:56,760 --> 00:02:59,047 Can you clap? Can you clap for Mommy? 51 00:02:59,120 --> 00:03:02,602 And Dwight is imitating Japanese business practices, 52 00:03:02,680 --> 00:03:06,082 for reasons he explained to us in Japanese. 53 00:03:06,160 --> 00:03:09,209 Angela, are you ready for the wedding? 54 00:03:09,280 --> 00:03:10,327 Yes. 55 00:03:10,400 --> 00:03:14,371 My heart is so open. I'm so at peace. 56 00:03:15,720 --> 00:03:19,281 Ugh. Look at Meredith. She's disgusting. 57 00:03:19,800 --> 00:03:22,849 Those feet. They're like the paws of an orangutan. 58 00:03:22,920 --> 00:03:24,410 I think she looks good. 59 00:03:24,480 --> 00:03:25,891 Now that she's wearing sports bras, 60 00:03:25,960 --> 00:03:27,246 we don't see her boobs as much. 61 00:03:27,760 --> 00:03:28,921 That is all. Have a good morning. 62 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:30,126 Thank you. 63 00:03:32,880 --> 00:03:34,803 What was that for? 64 00:03:34,880 --> 00:03:37,201 To remind you that our Wedding's going to be wonderful. 65 00:03:37,320 --> 00:03:38,321 Oh, I know. 66 00:03:38,400 --> 00:03:42,291 It just feels so empty with so many of the old gang gone. 67 00:03:42,400 --> 00:03:44,402 D, it's going to be perfect. 68 00:03:44,480 --> 00:03:47,324 The only people that need to be there are you and me. 69 00:03:47,400 --> 00:03:48,925 Oh, and the old man to feed us the cheese 70 00:03:49,040 --> 00:03:50,724 that he's been fermenting since the day of my birth. 71 00:03:50,800 --> 00:03:52,086 You keep forgetting about him. 72 00:03:52,160 --> 00:03:53,764 I don't know why. 73 00:03:55,160 --> 00:03:58,482 I brought in some new faces, and one old. 74 00:03:58,560 --> 00:04:00,289 I always liked Devon. 75 00:04:00,360 --> 00:04:02,442 I hired him back after Creed faked his own death 76 00:04:02,520 --> 00:04:04,443 in the baler the day after the doc aired. 77 00:04:04,520 --> 00:04:07,763 The only person he fooled was Kevin. Then the police showed up. 78 00:04:07,840 --> 00:04:12,209 Turns out Creed was in the band The Grass Roots, in the 1960s. 79 00:04:12,280 --> 00:04:15,727 During that time, the police say he sold drugs. 80 00:04:15,800 --> 00:04:18,485 And trafficked in endangered species meat. 81 00:04:18,560 --> 00:04:21,882 And stole weapons-grade LSD from the military. 82 00:04:25,040 --> 00:04:26,087 Some fudge? 83 00:04:26,200 --> 00:04:28,123 Oh, thanks. I love your fudge. 84 00:04:29,200 --> 00:04:30,247 Mmm! 85 00:04:30,320 --> 00:04:32,288 I think I've gained a couple of pounds since I got here. 86 00:04:32,360 --> 00:04:34,044 You can afford it. 87 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:37,571 After 16 years, it's strange sitting across 88 00:04:37,640 --> 00:04:39,563 from somebody who isn't Stanley. 89 00:04:40,960 --> 00:04:43,042 But he'll get there. 90 00:04:44,200 --> 00:04:45,964 Okay, the limo's going to be here at 5:00. 91 00:04:46,040 --> 00:04:48,042 I need everybody to be ready, because I want to pack in a lot. 92 00:04:48,120 --> 00:04:49,724 Party time, whorehouse. 93 00:04:49,800 --> 00:04:51,962 No. No whorehouse. This is Dwight's night. Okay? 94 00:04:52,040 --> 00:04:53,724 Well, you're the bestisch Mensch. 95 00:04:53,800 --> 00:04:57,202 Dwight has made me his bestisch Mensch, 96 00:04:57,280 --> 00:04:59,806 which is Schrute for "best man." 97 00:04:59,880 --> 00:05:02,042 He is putting himself entirely in my hands tonight, 98 00:05:02,120 --> 00:05:05,408 and I know, for over 12 years, I've done nothing but trick and prank him. 99 00:05:05,480 --> 00:05:06,925 But tonight? 100 00:05:07,720 --> 00:05:09,563 Only good surprises. 101 00:05:10,200 --> 00:05:12,407 "Guten pranken . " 102 00:05:12,480 --> 00:05:14,562 Oh, hey, Jim, I forgot to mention, often times 103 00:05:14,640 --> 00:05:17,689 in Hollywood portrayals of bachelor parties, there are accidental murders. 104 00:05:17,760 --> 00:05:19,489 That won't be necessary tonight. 105 00:05:19,560 --> 00:05:21,324 Great, now we've got three hours to fill. 106 00:05:21,400 --> 00:05:23,880 Okay, hold on. Are you sure Mose isn't going to show up? 107 00:05:23,960 --> 00:05:25,325 Ever since Angela moved in, 108 00:05:25,400 --> 00:05:27,129 and Mose had to stop sleeping at the foot of my bed, 109 00:05:27,200 --> 00:05:29,567 he's been acting pretty weird about this whole wedding thing. 110 00:05:29,680 --> 00:05:32,650 Mose has been weird? That's so unlike him. 111 00:05:47,760 --> 00:05:50,969 Yeah, sure, I'll talk about it. Why not? 112 00:05:51,040 --> 00:05:54,044 America's Next A Cappella Sensation aired my audition, 113 00:05:54,120 --> 00:05:56,441 and when I started sobbing uncontrollably, 114 00:05:56,520 --> 00:05:59,729 apparently, that struck a chord with quite a lot of people. 115 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:03,287 Not a very compassionate chord. 116 00:06:03,800 --> 00:06:06,531 The clip went viral, as they say. 117 00:06:06,960 --> 00:06:08,530 You can't just sit here and cry. 118 00:06:08,600 --> 00:06:11,206 I can so just sit here and cry! 119 00:06:11,280 --> 00:06:15,410 Two million hits in the first week, and then the parodies started. 120 00:06:15,520 --> 00:06:18,000 One from the Philippines got 12 million hits. 121 00:06:24,120 --> 00:06:26,964 And the late night comedy guys had a field day with it. 122 00:06:31,760 --> 00:06:34,525 Aw, come on, Baby Wawa. Don't be such a baby. 123 00:06:35,560 --> 00:06:37,289 Oh, no. 124 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:43,369 It's going to be all right. It's going to be all right. 125 00:06:44,160 --> 00:06:48,131 For Weekend Update, I'm Seth Meyers! That's Baby Wawa! Good night! 126 00:06:49,240 --> 00:06:52,244 After my clip blew up, I actually got a call from the Double Rainbow guy 127 00:06:52,320 --> 00:06:54,163 and the fat Star Wars kid. 128 00:06:54,240 --> 00:06:56,607 Turns out they have a support group. 129 00:06:58,080 --> 00:06:59,605 Not really my scene. 130 00:07:00,880 --> 00:07:03,201 Years ago, the senator promised 131 00:07:03,280 --> 00:07:05,567 a left-turn lane by the Arby's. 132 00:07:05,640 --> 00:07:08,530 So I want to know where in the name of horsey-sauce is it? 133 00:07:08,880 --> 00:07:10,120 Well, yeah, you... Hold on. 134 00:07:10,600 --> 00:07:13,922 Hi. I keep seeing this symbol in the accounts from last year. 135 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:16,571 It's all over the place. I don't know what it means. 136 00:07:16,640 --> 00:07:17,880 That's the reason Kevin got fired. 137 00:07:18,520 --> 00:07:21,649 It's his magic number. He used to use it to balance his accounts. 138 00:07:21,720 --> 00:07:23,131 He used to call it a "keleven." 139 00:07:23,200 --> 00:07:27,205 He told Dwight, "A mistake plus keleven gets you home by 7:00." 140 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:29,044 He was home by 4:45 that day. 141 00:07:33,360 --> 00:07:34,885 Oh, I live in Poland now. 142 00:07:34,960 --> 00:07:37,327 The Scranton of the EU. 143 00:07:38,040 --> 00:07:40,805 Thank you for flying me out here for the weekend. 144 00:07:40,880 --> 00:07:43,281 I'm looking forward to the reunion panel tomorrow. 145 00:07:43,400 --> 00:07:45,289 Can't wait to see everyone. 146 00:07:45,400 --> 00:07:47,448 Well, almost everyone. 147 00:07:47,520 --> 00:07:49,807 Hello! Hello! 148 00:07:50,680 --> 00:07:51,681 Oh. 149 00:07:51,760 --> 00:07:53,888 Hi! Oh. No. 150 00:07:55,240 --> 00:07:56,810 How did you know my plane had arrived? 151 00:07:56,880 --> 00:07:58,484 How long have you been stalking me? 152 00:07:58,560 --> 00:08:01,803 No, no, no. My flight just got in from New York. 153 00:08:01,880 --> 00:08:02,881 Are you still with Pyotr? 154 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:05,446 No, and I thought I unfriended you. 155 00:08:05,520 --> 00:08:08,171 Anyone can follow a Twitter feed. 156 00:08:09,400 --> 00:08:10,401 Want to share a cab? 157 00:08:12,120 --> 00:08:14,726 After Dwight fired me, I moved to New York 158 00:08:14,800 --> 00:08:17,326 to write the Great American Novel. 159 00:08:17,400 --> 00:08:20,051 I have six roommates, 160 00:08:20,120 --> 00:08:22,043 which are better than friends, you know, 161 00:08:22,120 --> 00:08:25,522 because they have to give you one month's notice before they leave. 162 00:08:27,560 --> 00:08:28,766 Hey-o! 163 00:08:28,840 --> 00:08:30,001 Andy? 164 00:08:30,080 --> 00:08:31,445 You're back? Yeah. 165 00:08:31,520 --> 00:08:34,364 That's Baby Wawa, right? Oh, my God. 166 00:08:34,800 --> 00:08:36,290 Hey, man, good to see you. 167 00:08:36,360 --> 00:08:37,771 Thank you. Yeah. 168 00:08:37,840 --> 00:08:39,410 Hey Andy“. 169 00:08:40,240 --> 00:08:42,288 Aw. A bear hug from my favorite mama grizzly. 170 00:08:42,360 --> 00:08:45,569 Andy, I've been worried about you. How are you? 171 00:08:46,080 --> 00:08:47,491 Little warm. 172 00:08:47,560 --> 00:08:49,403 Poor, poor Andy. 173 00:08:50,640 --> 00:08:51,801 Aw. Thank you, Phyllis. 174 00:08:51,880 --> 00:08:53,166 Hello, hello. Hey! 175 00:08:53,240 --> 00:08:54,241 Darryl! 176 00:08:54,320 --> 00:08:55,321 Hey! 177 00:08:55,400 --> 00:08:56,481 Hey, what's up? 178 00:08:56,560 --> 00:08:58,767 Didn't I just see you at the airport, jumping into a limo? 179 00:08:58,840 --> 00:09:03,084 What? Must've been another devilishly handsome debonair individual. 180 00:09:03,160 --> 00:09:05,288 Hey, man. How you doing? 181 00:09:05,360 --> 00:09:07,442 I didn't call 'cause I figured you changed your number. 182 00:09:07,520 --> 00:09:10,490 No, I didn't change the number. All good, though. 183 00:09:10,560 --> 00:09:11,721 Phone never rings. 184 00:09:12,880 --> 00:09:14,689 What? Aw. 185 00:09:14,760 --> 00:09:15,966 Surprise! 186 00:09:16,040 --> 00:09:17,166 I thought you guys couldn't come! 187 00:09:17,240 --> 00:09:19,561 Yeah, but then they moved the panel to the same weekend 188 00:09:19,640 --> 00:09:22,723 and the doc crew paid to fly us in. It was kismet. 189 00:09:22,800 --> 00:09:24,131 Kismet? 190 00:09:24,200 --> 00:09:28,922 Yeah, right. Pam and I came up with excuses for every other weekend. 191 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:31,446 You remember my two Lap-Band surgeries, right? 192 00:09:31,520 --> 00:09:32,885 Neither do I. 193 00:09:32,960 --> 00:09:35,201 Guten prank number one. 194 00:09:35,280 --> 00:09:36,930 You ready for tonight? We going to tear up the town? 195 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:39,162 Uh, you better ask Jim. 196 00:09:39,240 --> 00:09:41,368 And Jim will say nothing. 197 00:09:41,440 --> 00:09:43,647 Darryl! Andy! 198 00:09:43,720 --> 00:09:45,563 Hey, Pam! Hey, Pam! 199 00:09:45,640 --> 00:09:46,687 How are you? 200 00:09:46,760 --> 00:09:47,761 We're fine. 201 00:09:47,840 --> 00:09:49,330 Yeah! 202 00:09:49,440 --> 00:09:53,604 And I'm sure that you guys are fine, too, because why wouldn't you be? 203 00:09:53,680 --> 00:09:54,681 Mmm-hmm. 204 00:09:54,760 --> 00:09:57,366 Darryl, oh, my gosh, how is Austin? 205 00:09:57,440 --> 00:09:58,965 Tell me everything. How's the merger? 206 00:09:59,040 --> 00:10:00,565 I feel like I read about Athlead all the time. 207 00:10:00,640 --> 00:10:05,407 I love it. And it's Athleap now. And the city is amazing. 208 00:10:06,320 --> 00:10:07,845 Yeah? Yeah, yeah. 209 00:10:07,960 --> 00:10:09,689 It's hot, the music is awesome, 210 00:10:09,760 --> 00:10:12,001 and the tacos are for real. 211 00:10:12,200 --> 00:10:14,646 Wow. That sounds incredible. 212 00:10:15,040 --> 00:10:16,610 Oh, guys, the limo's here. 213 00:10:16,720 --> 00:10:18,802 Let's do this. Change if you need to. 214 00:10:18,880 --> 00:10:20,689 Okay, you guys, have fun! 215 00:10:21,480 --> 00:10:23,050 You, too, Andy. 216 00:10:27,760 --> 00:10:29,000 Whoa! 217 00:10:29,080 --> 00:10:30,320 Oh, ho! 218 00:10:30,440 --> 00:10:33,569 Haven't been in one of these in forever. 219 00:10:33,640 --> 00:10:36,325 They wanted me to go to the bachelorette party with the girls. 220 00:10:36,400 --> 00:10:38,641 Really? Such a cliché. 221 00:10:38,720 --> 00:10:40,085 I'm a man. 222 00:10:40,200 --> 00:10:43,443 So, I'm going to the bachelor party with the boys. 223 00:10:43,520 --> 00:10:46,490 I just have to remember how I acted before I came out. 224 00:10:47,600 --> 00:10:49,409 Waazzuup! 225 00:10:54,720 --> 00:10:57,849 Hey, why are we stopping? Jim, this isn't on the itinerary. 226 00:10:58,640 --> 00:10:59,880 Jim? Get out! 227 00:10:59,960 --> 00:11:01,246 Come on! 228 00:11:03,680 --> 00:11:05,728 What, are you going to whack me, Jim? 229 00:11:05,800 --> 00:11:07,325 No, Dwight. 230 00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:09,129 You'll be doing the whacking. 231 00:11:14,560 --> 00:11:17,370 A bazooka. You remembered. 232 00:11:17,440 --> 00:11:19,010 Of course I did. 233 00:11:21,600 --> 00:11:22,965 Get out of my way. 234 00:11:27,920 --> 00:11:29,081 Whoa! 235 00:11:31,200 --> 00:11:33,202 Guten prank number two. 236 00:11:37,320 --> 00:11:39,322 Private room! Yeah, brocephus! 237 00:11:39,400 --> 00:11:40,765 Amazing! 238 00:11:40,840 --> 00:11:42,126 Enjoy, enjoy- 239 00:11:42,200 --> 00:11:45,044 Hey, I know you. You going to sit here and cry? 240 00:11:45,120 --> 00:11:46,804 Okay, man. Easy. 241 00:11:47,360 --> 00:11:49,283 Hey, dude, leave him alone. What are you doing? 242 00:11:49,360 --> 00:11:50,646 Jim, it's fine. 243 00:11:50,720 --> 00:11:53,644 He'll just get you on his cell phone and then that will go viral. 244 00:11:54,320 --> 00:11:55,401 That happens a lot? 245 00:11:55,480 --> 00:11:59,087 Yeah, I guess, but things are going well, actually. 246 00:11:59,160 --> 00:12:02,050 I spoke at Cornell during Commencement week. 247 00:12:03,200 --> 00:12:06,807 Well, I mean, the seniors invited me as a joke, but it was a huge success. 248 00:12:07,800 --> 00:12:09,131 Well, I bet it was a smash. 249 00:12:09,200 --> 00:12:11,123 That's how I got my new job in the Admissions Office. 250 00:12:11,200 --> 00:12:13,328 Is that a volunteer program, or... 251 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:15,528 No, it's a job. 252 00:12:16,840 --> 00:12:18,729 Things are going great! 253 00:12:18,840 --> 00:12:19,921 Let's get a drink in you, huh? 254 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:21,047 Yes! 255 00:12:21,960 --> 00:12:22,961 Whoo-hoo! 256 00:12:23,040 --> 00:12:24,929 Let's get this party started! 257 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:26,126 Where's my angel? 258 00:12:28,160 --> 00:12:29,844 This is my big sister, Rachael. 259 00:12:29,920 --> 00:12:32,810 No, this is my big sister, Angela. 260 00:12:34,080 --> 00:12:36,890 We're very close. We even have our own special language. 261 00:12:41,840 --> 00:12:43,046 People love it. 262 00:12:44,040 --> 00:12:45,201 They do. 263 00:12:46,720 --> 00:12:48,927 Man, how long have we been sitting here? 264 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:50,206 Hi. boys! 265 00:12:51,360 --> 00:12:52,521 Here we go! 266 00:12:52,600 --> 00:12:54,443 Oh, thank God. We are famished. 267 00:12:54,520 --> 00:12:58,445 Hey, did somebody order the chef's special? 268 00:12:58,520 --> 00:12:59,885 Right there. Right here. 269 00:12:59,960 --> 00:13:01,246 No, we haven't ordered anything. 270 00:13:01,320 --> 00:13:02,845 No one's even taken our drinks. 271 00:13:02,880 --> 00:13:05,247 Uh, what is the chef's special? 272 00:13:05,320 --> 00:13:09,211 I bet you boys have a big appetite. 273 00:13:09,640 --> 00:13:11,244 Oh, we do. 274 00:13:11,360 --> 00:13:13,727 So we'll have an onion loaf for the table, please. 275 00:13:13,840 --> 00:13:16,002 And tell us about your heartiest soups. 276 00:13:16,480 --> 00:13:20,326 Ooh, I know what you want. I know exactly what you want. 277 00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:23,802 Yes, an onion loaf for the table. But that's not all. 278 00:13:23,880 --> 00:13:26,565 Now the chef's special sounded good, what is it exactly? 279 00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:28,165 Shh. 280 00:13:28,240 --> 00:13:29,321 Wait, what are you doing? 281 00:13:29,400 --> 00:13:31,209 Are you giving me a taste of the chef's special? 282 00:13:31,280 --> 00:13:32,691 Mmm. Mmm? 283 00:13:32,760 --> 00:13:35,570 It tastes like cigarettes. That won't work. 284 00:13:36,200 --> 00:13:37,440 That's no good. 285 00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:38,961 Whoo! What? 286 00:13:41,440 --> 00:13:42,680 Hey, oh, boy! 287 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:46,047 Oh. 288 00:13:46,880 --> 00:13:50,202 Heard you guys needed some pipes fixed, or cleaned, or whatever? 289 00:13:50,280 --> 00:13:52,487 Angela, special repairman is here! 290 00:13:52,600 --> 00:13:53,840 What is this? 291 00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:56,207 Shut up! Jakey? 292 00:13:57,200 --> 00:13:58,531 Mom? 293 00:13:58,600 --> 00:13:59,840 Wait, Wait. What? 294 00:13:59,920 --> 00:14:01,081 Oh, man. 295 00:14:01,160 --> 00:14:03,970 No, no, no. Just do your work. Pretend Mom's not here. 296 00:14:04,040 --> 00:14:05,883 Uh, that seems inappropriate. 297 00:14:05,960 --> 00:14:08,247 Give them a good show, my little entrepreneur. 298 00:14:08,560 --> 00:14:10,210 - Okay. - Take it off. 299 00:14:12,440 --> 00:14:14,363 Yeah! Good song choice, Jakey! 300 00:14:14,440 --> 00:14:16,602 Stripper's only as good as his song. 301 00:14:16,760 --> 00:14:18,250 Whoa! Oh! 302 00:14:23,680 --> 00:14:24,727 Oh. 303 00:14:25,200 --> 00:14:26,964 Oh, wowy-wow. 304 00:14:28,560 --> 00:14:29,800 Okay... 305 00:14:30,240 --> 00:14:31,287 Whoo! 306 00:14:31,360 --> 00:14:32,407 Whoo-hoo! 307 00:14:32,480 --> 00:14:35,131 Go, Meredith's stripper son. 308 00:14:37,600 --> 00:14:38,886 Rachael, are you all right? 309 00:14:38,960 --> 00:14:40,200 I don't know! I don't know! 310 00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:41,691 Oh, my God! 311 00:14:41,760 --> 00:14:43,808 Be gentle, Jakey, genfle! 312 00:14:43,880 --> 00:14:46,645 Just one second, just one second. 313 00:14:47,480 --> 00:14:49,562 If anything, this is rougher! 314 00:14:49,640 --> 00:14:50,971 Stop it, Meredith! 315 00:14:51,040 --> 00:14:52,963 Sorry! My bad. Go ahead, Jakey. 316 00:14:54,240 --> 00:14:55,969 Uh, it's okay. Thank you. 317 00:14:56,080 --> 00:14:57,809 You know what? You don't have to... 318 00:14:57,880 --> 00:14:59,644 No, no, it's okay. 319 00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:02,925 Now for the last time, I'd like a side salad with balsamic. 320 00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:05,401 Dwight, for the last time, she's not a waitress. 321 00:15:05,480 --> 00:15:07,005 You're telling me! 322 00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:08,844 If you want her to leave, just tip her. 323 00:15:08,920 --> 00:15:11,491 What for? We haven't even gotten bread yet! 324 00:15:11,560 --> 00:15:14,086 Does anyone want to split a twice-baked potato? 325 00:15:14,160 --> 00:15:17,130 Do you have those? Those aren't deep fried, right? 326 00:15:17,520 --> 00:15:18,965 That was interesting. 327 00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:22,248 What was that? It's just the wind. 328 00:15:22,320 --> 00:15:23,924 Will you lock the door? 329 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:25,764 Okay. 330 00:15:28,360 --> 00:15:30,169 It's just the wind, see? Nothing. 331 00:15:30,280 --> 00:15:32,521 All right, you know? You don't have to leave the door wide open. 332 00:15:32,600 --> 00:15:34,284 We get it. It's the wind. Just come and shut the... 333 00:15:34,360 --> 00:15:36,567 Oh, my God! 334 00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:39,602 - Phyllis? - What's happening? 335 00:15:41,200 --> 00:15:43,089 Oh, man! I never thought I'd say this 336 00:15:43,200 --> 00:15:45,089 but I think I ate too much bone marrow. 337 00:15:45,160 --> 00:15:47,367 Oh, it's the girls. Hey, Pam. 338 00:15:48,040 --> 00:15:49,246 What? 339 00:15:49,320 --> 00:15:51,607 Angela's been kidnapped. 340 00:15:51,720 --> 00:15:53,051 Phyllis left the door open 341 00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:55,361 and some freak came and grabbed her and fled. 342 00:15:55,440 --> 00:15:57,841 Good old Mose! 343 00:15:57,920 --> 00:15:59,843 They think it was Mose. 344 00:15:59,920 --> 00:16:02,571 Oh, great! He's getting into the spirit of the festivities. 345 00:16:02,640 --> 00:16:05,371 Fantastic! He just pulled off a Braut entfuhrt. 346 00:16:05,440 --> 00:16:06,601 What is that? 347 00:16:06,680 --> 00:16:08,170 A ceremonial bridal kidnapping. 348 00:16:08,240 --> 00:16:11,642 He will take the bride and hide her at a local pub. 349 00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:14,690 And when I find the place, I have to buy everyone drinks. 350 00:16:14,760 --> 00:16:17,286 Oh, all right! Oh, Mose! 351 00:16:17,360 --> 00:16:18,407 Wait a minute. 352 00:16:18,480 --> 00:16:19,925 You said the tradition is for the groom 353 00:16:20,040 --> 00:16:22,202 to search for her, and it ends at a pub. 354 00:16:22,280 --> 00:16:26,080 So, how about the last pub you'd ever set foot in in this town? 355 00:16:26,160 --> 00:16:28,481 Great, which one is that? 356 00:16:28,560 --> 00:16:31,450 Mmm. Hey, driver, why don't you take us to 3030 Adams? 357 00:16:37,840 --> 00:16:38,921 Is that Mose? 358 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:41,048 Yes, it is! 359 00:16:41,640 --> 00:16:43,927 I am here for my bride. 360 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:45,843 Well, first, buy us a drink! 361 00:16:45,920 --> 00:16:48,605 If you want your bride, buy us a drink! 362 00:16:48,680 --> 00:16:51,081 If you want your bride, buy us a drink! 363 00:16:51,160 --> 00:16:53,242 Very well, drinks on me! 364 00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:56,044 Bartender. 365 00:16:57,200 --> 00:17:01,171 Well, well, well, well, well. 366 00:17:01,240 --> 00:17:03,481 That's six "wells". 367 00:17:04,280 --> 00:17:07,762 Did I get that number right, Dwight? 368 00:17:08,520 --> 00:17:10,090 I heard you bought a bar, Kevin. 369 00:17:10,160 --> 00:17:13,448 Yes, I did. This one. 370 00:17:14,440 --> 00:17:15,965 Now, get out. 371 00:17:18,240 --> 00:17:19,651 Why did you pick this place? 372 00:17:19,920 --> 00:17:21,046 Oh. 373 00:17:21,120 --> 00:17:25,205 You? You did this as a prank. My own bestisch Mensch. 374 00:17:25,280 --> 00:17:26,964 Nope, not a prank. 375 00:17:27,040 --> 00:17:28,690 I think it's time for you to bury the hatchet. 376 00:17:28,760 --> 00:17:30,171 Waste of a good hatchet. 377 00:17:30,240 --> 00:17:32,322 Okay, just talk. 378 00:17:35,120 --> 00:17:36,406 Well... 379 00:17:36,480 --> 00:17:38,050 I heard you say "well" the first time. 380 00:17:38,160 --> 00:17:40,049 I know Dwight misses Kevin. 381 00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:42,322 I saw him making his portrait out of a Wooly Willy. 382 00:17:43,640 --> 00:17:45,290 Tomorrow's his wedding day. 383 00:17:45,360 --> 00:17:47,840 You can't be anything but happy on your wedding day. 384 00:17:47,960 --> 00:17:52,409 It was nothing personal. It's just that you were terrible at your job. 385 00:17:52,480 --> 00:17:54,448 You're just saying that to make me feel better. 386 00:17:54,520 --> 00:17:56,887 No, really. You were terrible at math, 387 00:17:56,960 --> 00:18:01,010 and organization, time management, personal hygiene. 388 00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:02,809 Your Internet searches were so filthy 389 00:18:02,880 --> 00:18:04,644 we had to throw out your computer. 390 00:18:04,720 --> 00:18:06,609 Is that all it was? 391 00:18:06,680 --> 00:18:07,966 That's it. 392 00:18:10,080 --> 00:18:11,684 Come here. 393 00:18:12,160 --> 00:18:13,605 I missed you, Kevin. 394 00:18:13,680 --> 00:18:15,682 I missed you! 395 00:18:16,160 --> 00:18:17,286 Guten prank. 396 00:18:17,360 --> 00:18:18,441 Yes, Mose. 397 00:18:18,520 --> 00:18:20,522 Guten prank number three. 398 00:18:23,560 --> 00:18:26,006 You've had your drink. Now, where's my bride? 399 00:18:28,160 --> 00:18:30,288 Mose? What? 400 00:18:31,440 --> 00:18:33,044 Oh, Mose! 401 00:18:33,120 --> 00:18:36,681 What the is your problem, you? 402 00:18:43,200 --> 00:18:44,361 - Hey, is Angela coming, or... - No. 403 00:18:44,440 --> 00:18:46,044 We can't see each other on our wedding day. 404 00:18:46,120 --> 00:18:48,122 And her legs are still numb from being in the trunk. 405 00:18:48,200 --> 00:18:49,690 - Right. - Hey, guys! 406 00:18:50,120 --> 00:18:51,406 Stanley! 407 00:18:51,480 --> 00:18:52,686 How's Florida? 408 00:18:52,760 --> 00:18:54,000 Oh, great. 409 00:18:54,080 --> 00:18:56,082 Yes, I'm living in Florida now, 410 00:18:56,160 --> 00:18:57,969 little town called Florida City, 411 00:18:58,040 --> 00:19:00,202 just on the edge of the Everglades. 412 00:19:00,280 --> 00:19:03,329 The man who delivered my divorce papers came by fan boat, 413 00:19:03,400 --> 00:19:05,482 which was kind of fun. 414 00:19:05,560 --> 00:19:09,201 I sit on my porch all day carving birds. 415 00:19:09,280 --> 00:19:11,169 Am I the only one that's nervous? 416 00:19:11,240 --> 00:19:13,322 How are you doing with this? Should we have bailed? 417 00:19:13,400 --> 00:19:14,731 No, no. I'm fine. 418 00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:17,641 Doesn't seem like anyone cares about us anyway. 419 00:19:19,160 --> 00:19:22,926 I guess this was worth being filmed nonstop for nine years. 420 00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:26,731 I'm sorry, guys. This is probably on me. 421 00:19:26,800 --> 00:19:29,690 I got hated on pretty hard when that auto-tune went viral. 422 00:19:29,760 --> 00:19:32,684 Just sit here and cry 423 00:19:32,760 --> 00:19:35,843 Oh, I can so just sit here and cry 424 00:19:35,920 --> 00:19:37,684 You guys are really mean 425 00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:38,807 It can't end like this 426 00:19:38,880 --> 00:19:40,291 You know Slept in my car last night 427 00:19:40,360 --> 00:19:42,362 Quit my job Burned all my bridges 428 00:19:42,440 --> 00:19:44,363 And I did unspeakable things 429 00:19:44,440 --> 00:19:47,364 You're just not good You're just not good 430 00:19:47,440 --> 00:19:48,885 Are you insane? 431 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:51,731 You're just not good You're just not good 432 00:19:51,800 --> 00:19:53,962 Chill out 433 00:19:54,040 --> 00:19:55,644 Just sit here and cry 434 00:19:55,720 --> 00:19:58,041 People actually dance to this. 435 00:19:58,120 --> 00:20:00,487 It's in my jukebox. 436 00:20:00,560 --> 00:20:02,881 None of the money goes to Andy, though. 437 00:20:06,480 --> 00:20:08,642 Yeah, people hate you. 438 00:20:09,680 --> 00:20:12,889 I'll go talk to the manager. Maybe we should just go home. 439 00:20:18,920 --> 00:20:20,649 Hey, it's Andy Bernard. 440 00:20:43,800 --> 00:20:46,531 How did it feel to see your lives played out on TV? 441 00:20:46,640 --> 00:20:49,928 It's like seeing a documentary about how your food is made. 442 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:51,525 It's kind of disgusting. 443 00:20:51,600 --> 00:20:54,171 You learn a lot, but I didn't want to know any of it. 444 00:20:54,240 --> 00:20:57,050 With today's modern surveillance technology, 445 00:20:57,120 --> 00:21:00,886 we are in a constant state of being watched, 446 00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:03,566 whether it's our government or the government of other countries, 447 00:21:03,640 --> 00:21:05,324 a.k.a. Google. 448 00:21:05,400 --> 00:21:08,483 You guys are being filmed way more than we ever were. 449 00:21:08,560 --> 00:21:12,610 Uh, no one recognizes me, but now all my friends call me Plop. 450 00:21:12,680 --> 00:21:14,569 So, thanks, PBS. 451 00:21:15,960 --> 00:21:20,841 Uh, Jim, that DVD in the last episode was so romantic. 452 00:21:20,920 --> 00:21:23,161 And I think we'd all love to know, 453 00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:25,971 Pam, what romantic thing did you do 454 00:21:26,040 --> 00:21:28,646 to pay Jim back for leaving Athlead? 455 00:21:28,720 --> 00:21:33,009 Well, I mean, how do you pay back someone for something like that? 456 00:21:34,560 --> 00:21:36,881 But I don't know. I'm working on something. 457 00:21:38,200 --> 00:21:41,090 She pays me back every day just by being my wife, 458 00:21:41,160 --> 00:21:42,571 so, that's fine. 459 00:21:42,640 --> 00:21:44,244 Aw... 460 00:21:44,560 --> 00:21:45,721 Okay- 461 00:21:46,640 --> 00:21:49,371 All I can say is, if I had Jim, 462 00:21:49,440 --> 00:21:52,171 he'd have a free pass to do anything. 463 00:21:52,720 --> 00:21:57,169 I mean if! lucked into that, he could do anything. 464 00:21:57,240 --> 00:21:58,526 Anything. 465 00:22:00,440 --> 00:22:02,363 I'm sorry, is there a question? 466 00:22:02,720 --> 00:22:05,200 Uh... No. 467 00:22:06,040 --> 00:22:08,088 Pam, what was in the teapot letter? 468 00:22:08,920 --> 00:22:13,926 Oh, um, well, you know, I think I would rather keep that private. 469 00:22:15,040 --> 00:22:17,122 If you've been filmed for nine years of your life, 470 00:22:17,200 --> 00:22:19,567 there'd be some things that you just want to keep to yourself. 471 00:22:19,640 --> 00:22:22,610 I hear you. What did it say? 472 00:22:23,520 --> 00:22:26,364 We're going to move on. Next question, please. 473 00:22:26,440 --> 00:22:28,681 Do you find that your life feels pointless 474 00:22:28,760 --> 00:22:31,001 now that nobody's actually filming you anymore? 475 00:22:31,760 --> 00:22:32,921 Yes. 476 00:22:35,720 --> 00:22:38,485 I want to know how everyone felt they were portrayed. 477 00:22:38,560 --> 00:22:39,686 Was it accurate? 478 00:22:39,760 --> 00:22:41,728 I've got a beef with that. 479 00:22:41,800 --> 00:22:45,043 For the first seven years I was getting my PhD in school psychology 480 00:22:45,120 --> 00:22:46,326 and they didn't show it. 481 00:22:46,400 --> 00:22:50,564 Yes, I was getting hammered, but, hey, it was college. 482 00:22:53,160 --> 00:22:55,401 I have a question for Jim and Pam. 483 00:22:55,480 --> 00:22:58,643 Everyone watching sees how much you love each other 484 00:22:58,720 --> 00:23:00,484 and how you're soul mates. 485 00:23:01,600 --> 00:23:03,602 So, Pam, how could you doubt that 486 00:23:03,680 --> 00:23:05,648 when Jim moved to Philadelphia? 487 00:23:05,720 --> 00:23:09,930 Uh, you know what? I actually didn't handle that move very gracefully, 488 00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:14,369 from not communicating to being a little selfish... 489 00:23:14,440 --> 00:23:17,091 Listen, um, I was scared. 490 00:23:18,400 --> 00:23:21,370 You know, I loved what I had and I didn't want to risk it. 491 00:23:22,160 --> 00:23:25,881 And I think that maybe I did doubt him a little, too. 492 00:23:27,320 --> 00:23:30,961 Which was wrong because he's shown me time and again. 493 00:23:31,040 --> 00:23:32,929 But when the documentary started airing, 494 00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:37,244 people in the street told me that I had this fairytale romance. 495 00:23:37,320 --> 00:23:38,970 But there were a lot of times last year 496 00:23:39,040 --> 00:23:41,247 when it did not feel like a fairytale. 497 00:23:42,240 --> 00:23:45,847 But then it got deeper, and it got stronger, 498 00:23:45,920 --> 00:23:48,400 and now it's better than a fairytale. 499 00:23:48,480 --> 00:23:53,202 It's like a long book that you never want to end, 500 00:23:53,280 --> 00:23:57,524 and you're fine with that because you just never, ever want to leave it. 501 00:23:57,640 --> 00:23:59,210 Aw... 502 00:23:59,280 --> 00:24:00,964 Like Harry Potter? 503 00:24:01,680 --> 00:24:03,648 Yeah. Like Harry Potter. 504 00:24:04,360 --> 00:24:06,442 I have a question for Erin. 505 00:24:07,400 --> 00:24:08,606 Really? 506 00:24:08,680 --> 00:24:14,642 Yes, um, the thing I found most compelling about the documentary 507 00:24:14,720 --> 00:24:17,007 was your search for your birth mother. 508 00:24:17,400 --> 00:24:18,561 Thank you. 509 00:24:19,800 --> 00:24:24,044 So, my question is, um, don't you hate her? 510 00:24:24,120 --> 00:24:26,282 I mean, I would just imagine 511 00:24:26,400 --> 00:24:29,404 that you are so angry at her that you would hate her. 512 00:24:31,680 --> 00:24:35,480 Maybe sometimes. But not like hate-hate. 513 00:24:36,680 --> 00:24:39,968 More just like, "Mom, I hate you," 514 00:24:40,080 --> 00:24:43,721 and then she would say, "Go to your room, young lady," 515 00:24:43,800 --> 00:24:45,882 and I'd stamp my foot and run upstairs. 516 00:24:45,960 --> 00:24:49,169 And I have a room, which is really cool. 517 00:24:49,240 --> 00:24:51,322 And then we'd just have dinner together. 518 00:24:51,920 --> 00:24:54,082 But I don't know, I'd have to meet her. 519 00:24:54,160 --> 00:24:55,366 Thanks. 520 00:24:58,600 --> 00:24:59,681 Erin? 521 00:25:00,400 --> 00:25:01,731 Yes? 522 00:25:03,600 --> 00:25:06,206 Um, oh. 523 00:25:07,160 --> 00:25:08,446 Erin. 524 00:25:10,640 --> 00:25:13,120 Yes, is there a follow up question? 525 00:25:20,880 --> 00:25:21,961 Mom? 526 00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:26,240 Aw... 527 00:25:35,840 --> 00:25:38,650 Erin, same question, 528 00:25:38,720 --> 00:25:40,006 but about your dad? 529 00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:48,844 Well, this feels like a good place to stop. 530 00:25:48,920 --> 00:25:51,082 Let's thank all our wonderful panelists 531 00:25:51,160 --> 00:25:53,322 for being here on this wonderful panel today. 532 00:26:00,320 --> 00:26:02,322 Next week at the Scranton Cultural Center, 533 00:26:02,400 --> 00:26:05,370 don't forget, Irish step dancing semi-finals. 534 00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:07,442 Winning team to Mid-Atlantic. 535 00:26:24,840 --> 00:26:26,763 Where is the basket for gifts? 536 00:26:26,840 --> 00:26:28,888 Right there, sir. Okay. 537 00:26:30,440 --> 00:26:32,010 Hi. I'm Dakota. 538 00:26:32,080 --> 00:26:33,320 Jeff Bomondo. 539 00:26:33,400 --> 00:26:35,402 I sell ceramic tile out of Newark. 540 00:26:35,480 --> 00:26:36,925 My wife's name is Kathryn. 541 00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:39,480 I can show you my social security card if it helps. 542 00:26:44,240 --> 00:26:45,287 Ugh! 543 00:26:45,360 --> 00:26:46,600 Look at this mud. 544 00:26:46,680 --> 00:26:48,569 Can you imagine if I'd worn my Jimmy Choos? 545 00:26:48,640 --> 00:26:50,927 I just saved you 600 bucks, mister. 546 00:26:51,040 --> 00:26:52,963 Thanks for helping out, sweetie. Mmm-hmm. 547 00:26:53,360 --> 00:26:55,362 Kelly? You're here. 548 00:26:55,920 --> 00:26:57,331 Hey, Ryan! Hey. 549 00:26:58,200 --> 00:27:00,806 Whose baby is this? Oh, are you, like, a manny now? 550 00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:02,564 No, this little guy is mine. 551 00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:05,605 So, I was dating this girl, 552 00:27:05,680 --> 00:27:09,571 and one day she went out to get a new charger for her e-cigarette. 553 00:27:09,640 --> 00:27:11,290 Never came back. 554 00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:14,724 Oldest story in the book. 555 00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:15,926 Say hi, Drake. 556 00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:17,923 Drake is your baby's name? Yeah. 557 00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:20,526 That is an amazing name. I am obsessed with Drake. 558 00:27:20,600 --> 00:27:22,728 His last album, it just touched me... 559 00:27:22,800 --> 00:27:25,326 No, Kelly, he is not named after a hip-hop artist from 2011. 560 00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:27,721 It's Drake, like a mix of Drew and Blake. 561 00:27:28,200 --> 00:27:31,249 Cool. Well, he is so cute. 562 00:27:31,320 --> 00:27:33,209 Ravi, check out this cute baby. 563 00:27:33,280 --> 00:27:34,441 I'm obsessed with him. Hello. 564 00:27:34,520 --> 00:27:38,002 Ravi's a pediatrician, and some of his patients are total uggos. 565 00:27:38,080 --> 00:27:40,287 Uh, they're called premature, sweetie. 566 00:27:40,360 --> 00:27:42,249 Yeah. It's good to see you again, Ryan. 567 00:27:43,720 --> 00:27:45,404 Can you help me up? Thanks. 568 00:27:45,920 --> 00:27:47,604 Ooh. Oh! 569 00:27:47,760 --> 00:27:49,364 Oh, boy. Maybe your heels are too high. 570 00:27:49,480 --> 00:27:51,244 No, my heels aren't too high. 571 00:27:51,320 --> 00:27:53,971 It's because I spent three hours in a car trunk. 572 00:27:54,040 --> 00:27:56,771 Thanks for not locking the door when I asked you to, Phyllis! 573 00:27:59,880 --> 00:28:02,247 Sorry, Phyllis. You didn't know. 574 00:28:03,160 --> 00:28:04,685 As long as I can get to the altar. 575 00:28:04,760 --> 00:28:07,001 Oh, I'm going to get you to that altar. 576 00:28:07,120 --> 00:28:08,690 You can take that to the bank. 577 00:28:11,160 --> 00:28:12,685 You ready? 578 00:28:12,760 --> 00:28:15,570 You kidding? I was born ready. 579 00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:18,127 Dwight. Dwight. Dwight. 580 00:28:18,280 --> 00:28:19,770 Um... 581 00:28:20,560 --> 00:28:22,483 I don't know how to tell you this, 582 00:28:22,560 --> 00:28:24,403 but we have a little bit of a problem. 583 00:28:24,480 --> 00:28:25,686 Oh, no. What? 584 00:28:26,760 --> 00:28:29,127 The ministerjust told me that it's tradition 585 00:28:29,200 --> 00:28:32,647 for the bestisch Mensch to be older than the groom. 586 00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:35,207 Oh, come on. I've never heard of such a thing. 587 00:28:35,280 --> 00:28:37,567 I haven't heard of it, obviously. 588 00:28:37,640 --> 00:28:40,086 But I'm out, because I'm significantly younger than you. 589 00:28:40,160 --> 00:28:42,049 Not, significant is a big word. 590 00:28:42,120 --> 00:28:44,248 I think... Well, okay, either way. 591 00:28:44,320 --> 00:28:46,243 Teeny. Either way, Dwight, 592 00:28:48,080 --> 00:28:49,923 I can't be there for you. 593 00:28:51,040 --> 00:28:52,371 I'm sorry. 594 00:28:53,200 --> 00:28:54,361 Jim... 595 00:28:54,480 --> 00:28:58,087 I just really wish there was something I could do. 596 00:29:06,680 --> 00:29:07,761 Michael. 597 00:29:10,640 --> 00:29:12,404 I can't believe you came! 598 00:29:13,040 --> 00:29:15,168 That's what she said. 599 00:29:20,840 --> 00:29:22,444 Best prank ever. 600 00:29:22,520 --> 00:29:23,601 Yeah! 601 00:29:50,040 --> 00:29:52,247 As is traditional to the Schrutes, 602 00:29:52,320 --> 00:29:55,164 the lovers are standing in their own graves, 603 00:29:55,240 --> 00:29:59,928 as a reminder that this is the only escape 604 00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:01,331 from what they are about to do. 605 00:30:02,560 --> 00:30:04,050 See, I get what they're trying to do, 606 00:30:04,120 --> 00:30:05,963 but why are the graves so shallow? 607 00:30:14,160 --> 00:30:19,121 "Arise, my love, my fair one, and come away. 608 00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:22,522 "For lo, the winter is past, 609 00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:25,922 "the rain is over and gone. 610 00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:29,447 "The time of singing has come, 611 00:30:29,520 --> 00:30:34,606 "and the voice of the turtledove is heard in our land. 612 00:30:34,880 --> 00:30:36,848 "Let me see your face, 613 00:30:36,920 --> 00:30:41,403 "let me hear your voice, for your voice is sweet, 614 00:30:41,480 --> 00:30:44,165 "and your face is comely." 615 00:30:45,760 --> 00:30:48,969 I now pronounce you man and wife. 616 00:30:57,520 --> 00:31:00,205 Release the doves! 617 00:31:04,920 --> 00:31:06,046 Oh. 618 00:31:06,120 --> 00:31:07,326 That's... 619 00:31:08,640 --> 00:31:10,210 That's not... 620 00:31:10,920 --> 00:31:13,810 Ladies and gentlemen, thank you so much for coming! 621 00:31:13,880 --> 00:31:17,043 Now, please take your hay bales to the reception. 622 00:31:17,120 --> 00:31:18,360 They'll be used for seating. 623 00:31:18,480 --> 00:31:21,211 Complimentary hay hooks are placed along the aisles. 624 00:31:21,280 --> 00:31:23,009 Just stab them on in there. 625 00:32:00,240 --> 00:32:02,129 Everybody! 626 00:32:12,240 --> 00:32:14,846 See, now you don't owe me anything. 627 00:32:21,680 --> 00:32:24,251 Ravi? Ravi? 628 00:32:24,760 --> 00:32:27,206 Drake has a bit of a rash and he's hot. 629 00:32:27,280 --> 00:32:28,361 Oh, no! 630 00:32:28,440 --> 00:32:30,681 I was wondering, could you maybe examine him for a second? 631 00:32:30,800 --> 00:32:33,041 Oh, yeah. You're not feeling well, little guy? 632 00:32:33,120 --> 00:32:34,531 Okay, sure. Um, shall we go inside? 633 00:32:34,640 --> 00:32:38,281 Actually, could you go inside? I'm feeling a little dehydrated. 634 00:32:38,360 --> 00:32:40,328 I could really use a little break, have some water. 635 00:32:40,400 --> 00:32:41,890 Are you sure you don't want to go in? 636 00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:45,760 Ravi, just do it! This baby is burning up! Isn't this what you live for? 637 00:32:45,840 --> 00:32:47,205 Just, go, go! 638 00:32:47,280 --> 00:32:48,645 Thank you, Ravi. Thank you so much. 639 00:32:48,720 --> 00:32:51,041 This is great for me and for Drake. Thank you. 640 00:32:55,400 --> 00:32:58,131 I don't know, Ryan. Baby Drake didn't look so good. 641 00:32:58,200 --> 00:33:00,089 He'll be fine. I let him suck on a strawberry. 642 00:33:00,160 --> 00:33:01,730 He's allergic, but he'll get over it fast. 643 00:33:01,800 --> 00:33:02,847 I had to talk to you. 644 00:33:03,560 --> 00:33:06,723 You gave your baby an allergic reaction just to talk to me? 645 00:33:16,320 --> 00:33:18,322 Michael has so many pictures of his kids, 646 00:33:18,400 --> 00:33:22,769 he had to get two phones with two numbers, and he pays two bills. 647 00:33:23,320 --> 00:33:26,449 He's just so happy to have a family plan. 648 00:33:33,240 --> 00:33:34,651 Where did you learn to dance like that? 649 00:33:34,720 --> 00:33:37,530 I don't know, I've just always been really good at dancing. 650 00:33:46,280 --> 00:33:48,203 Is it me? 651 00:33:48,920 --> 00:33:50,524 Is it Nellie? 652 00:33:50,600 --> 00:33:52,807 It's everything. 653 00:34:00,320 --> 00:34:01,685 I missed you. 654 00:34:02,160 --> 00:34:03,525 I missed you, too. 655 00:34:05,920 --> 00:34:09,686 Lots of people think that Stanley Hudson's a mean old grump. 656 00:34:10,440 --> 00:34:13,444 But would a grump make this? 657 00:34:15,960 --> 00:34:17,450 It's me. 658 00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:20,850 It's me. 659 00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:27,244 I love you. I love you, too! 660 00:34:27,320 --> 00:34:28,367 We're going to be together forever. 661 00:34:28,440 --> 00:34:29,930 We're running off into the sunset! 662 00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:31,650 I've finally mastered commitment! 663 00:34:52,680 --> 00:34:53,761 Rules and stuff? 664 00:34:53,840 --> 00:34:56,411 Has anyone seen Ryan? Or Kelly? 665 00:34:57,240 --> 00:35:00,881 Ooh. Yes. Uh, they left together a little while ago. 666 00:35:00,960 --> 00:35:03,725 Kelly was hoping that you would keep the baby 667 00:35:03,800 --> 00:35:06,406 so they can start a new life together. 668 00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:09,451 Oh, that's it. Here. 669 00:35:09,520 --> 00:35:12,091 Call Child Services and report an abandoned baby. 670 00:35:12,160 --> 00:35:15,084 They'll find a better parent than Ryan in no time. 671 00:35:15,160 --> 00:35:16,844 Oh, I don't know. 672 00:35:17,520 --> 00:35:20,490 Um, Kevin, oh, I can help you with that. 673 00:35:20,560 --> 00:35:21,641 Yeah. 674 00:35:21,720 --> 00:35:23,961 I mean, I can find someone who will... 675 00:35:24,040 --> 00:35:27,840 Who will love that beautiful little boy the way he deserves. 676 00:35:27,920 --> 00:35:30,730 Okay. This is better. 677 00:35:30,800 --> 00:35:32,086 Yes, it is. 678 00:35:32,160 --> 00:35:33,446 Hi. 679 00:35:34,200 --> 00:35:35,440 Oh, yes. Hey. 680 00:35:35,520 --> 00:35:39,366 Yes, it is. Oh, yes, it is. 681 00:35:39,440 --> 00:35:43,161 If Ryan wants his baby back, please tell him where to find me. 682 00:35:43,680 --> 00:35:45,967 We'll be somewhere in Europe. 683 00:35:47,080 --> 00:35:48,366 Won't we? 684 00:35:55,600 --> 00:35:57,682 I feel like all my kids grew up 685 00:35:57,800 --> 00:35:59,882 and then they married each other. 686 00:36:02,240 --> 00:36:04,322 It's every parent's dream! 687 00:36:05,080 --> 00:36:06,491 Thank you so much. Good night. 688 00:36:06,600 --> 00:36:08,090 Good luck. Really fun. 689 00:36:08,880 --> 00:36:11,565 The doc crew is throwing a big after party in the warehouse tonight. 690 00:36:11,640 --> 00:36:15,122 Yeah, I heard. It sounds kind of lame. No offense. 691 00:36:15,200 --> 00:36:16,361 You going, Toby? 692 00:36:16,440 --> 00:36:18,363 Oh, I don't know. I might turn in early. 693 00:36:18,440 --> 00:36:21,523 It's only 6:00. Come on, everybody's going. 694 00:36:21,600 --> 00:36:23,523 You have to go, Toby! Yeah, come on, Tobes! 695 00:36:23,600 --> 00:36:24,806 Come on, Toby. 696 00:36:24,880 --> 00:36:26,245 Yeah, I'll stop by. 697 00:36:26,320 --> 00:36:27,890 There he is. 698 00:36:39,800 --> 00:36:41,131 I need to get out of this dress. 699 00:36:41,200 --> 00:36:42,770 I got to get out of this dress. 700 00:36:44,680 --> 00:36:46,091 Oh, I'm sorry, Pam. 701 00:36:46,840 --> 00:36:48,444 What's going on? 702 00:36:49,800 --> 00:36:50,881 Why are you still here? 703 00:36:50,960 --> 00:36:53,440 I'm so sorry, they were an hour late. 704 00:36:53,520 --> 00:36:54,851 No, really, what's going on? 705 00:36:54,920 --> 00:36:56,285 Okay, Okay- 706 00:36:57,640 --> 00:37:01,884 So this past year has been really great, 707 00:37:01,960 --> 00:37:03,803 and you've been great, 708 00:37:05,320 --> 00:37:07,721 and I know that you had to make this choice, 709 00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:09,131 and you had to give something up for me. 710 00:37:09,200 --> 00:37:12,249 But I never want you to have to give up anything. 711 00:37:12,320 --> 00:37:14,846 I just thought if I could get us an offer, 712 00:37:14,960 --> 00:37:17,042 then there wouldn't be anything standing in our way 713 00:37:17,120 --> 00:37:20,806 and I could come to you with this big Jim gesture, 714 00:37:21,800 --> 00:37:24,883 and show you all at once just how much I love you, 715 00:37:24,960 --> 00:37:28,169 and how much I really do believe in your future. 716 00:37:28,840 --> 00:37:30,251 Sorry, how long have you been showing the house? 717 00:37:30,320 --> 00:37:31,731 About two months. 718 00:37:31,800 --> 00:37:32,847 That's why it's so clean. 719 00:37:32,920 --> 00:37:33,967 Yeah. 720 00:37:34,520 --> 00:37:36,921 I mean, you were going to do this without me? 721 00:37:37,800 --> 00:37:40,326 Well, you bought the house without telling me, 722 00:37:40,400 --> 00:37:43,290 so I thought I could sell it without telling you. 723 00:37:44,320 --> 00:37:45,731 Oh, okay. 724 00:37:47,040 --> 00:37:48,326 Where would we go? 725 00:37:49,040 --> 00:37:51,281 Austin, maybe? 726 00:37:52,520 --> 00:37:55,763 I promise you, you don't have to do this for me. 727 00:37:55,840 --> 00:37:57,763 I'm doing it for us. 728 00:37:58,920 --> 00:38:00,331 - The last... - Okay, we'll take it. 729 00:38:00,400 --> 00:38:01,481 Hold on one second. 730 00:38:01,560 --> 00:38:04,086 The last few months have meant the world to me, 731 00:38:04,160 --> 00:38:05,446 and all I care about... Hold on a second. 732 00:38:05,520 --> 00:38:06,760 Wait, what did you just say? 733 00:38:06,840 --> 00:38:09,571 We want to buy your house. 734 00:38:13,400 --> 00:38:14,731 You want to do this? 735 00:38:14,800 --> 00:38:16,006 I want to do this. 736 00:38:16,080 --> 00:38:17,491 You really want to do this? 737 00:38:17,560 --> 00:38:18,891 I really want to do this! 738 00:38:21,960 --> 00:38:23,371 Oh, my God! 739 00:38:26,960 --> 00:38:28,325 Hey, Darryl. 740 00:38:31,040 --> 00:38:32,201 What? 741 00:38:34,040 --> 00:38:35,201 Yeah! 742 00:38:35,280 --> 00:38:36,520 All right! 743 00:38:36,600 --> 00:38:38,011 We're so excited. 744 00:38:40,120 --> 00:38:41,326 Cool. 745 00:38:41,400 --> 00:38:42,606 Oh, that's for PBS executives only. 746 00:38:42,680 --> 00:38:46,446 I had to pledge $50 to my local PBS station just to get this. 747 00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:50,484 I think your ideas are fantastic, Oscar. 748 00:38:50,560 --> 00:38:52,210 I'd love to contribute to your campaign. 749 00:38:52,600 --> 00:38:53,886 Thank you, David. 750 00:38:55,600 --> 00:38:57,523 Uh, could I please have your attention? 751 00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:02,527 So, a year ago, I got my first art commission 752 00:39:02,600 --> 00:39:04,648 to paint a mural for Dunder Mifflin. 753 00:39:04,720 --> 00:39:08,611 And I decided to paint the history of paper, 754 00:39:08,680 --> 00:39:10,330 which was just some trees and stuff. 755 00:39:10,400 --> 00:39:13,370 And then someone spray-painted a bunch of butts on it 756 00:39:13,440 --> 00:39:15,442 and I had to start from the beginning. 757 00:39:15,520 --> 00:39:18,205 But it all worked out for the best, 758 00:39:18,280 --> 00:39:21,682 because I think that I've painted the perfect thing, 759 00:39:21,760 --> 00:39:24,889 which is the history of us, all of us. 760 00:39:26,840 --> 00:39:28,205 And this is for you, Jim. 761 00:39:29,600 --> 00:39:30,931 And go ahead! 762 00:39:39,120 --> 00:39:41,487 Everyone, let's take our picture in front of the mural. 763 00:39:51,200 --> 00:39:54,443 Oh, um, I kind of meant just everybody from the office. 764 00:40:01,400 --> 00:40:04,165 Very nice. Just a couple dozen more. 765 00:40:05,440 --> 00:40:07,647 Smiles, everybody, smiles! 766 00:40:10,320 --> 00:40:14,166 All right, that's great. I got enough. Thank you, everybody. 767 00:40:18,200 --> 00:40:19,406 Let's go. 768 00:40:26,240 --> 00:40:28,004 Okay, I need a drink. 769 00:40:28,080 --> 00:40:30,686 Yeah, we all need a drink. 770 00:40:31,680 --> 00:40:33,091 What the... 771 00:40:33,200 --> 00:40:35,771 There's only dandelion tea and raisins in here. 772 00:40:35,840 --> 00:40:38,002 Hey, bottom drawer. 773 00:40:40,080 --> 00:40:41,525 Yes. 774 00:40:53,880 --> 00:40:56,008 Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam. 775 00:40:56,640 --> 00:41:00,087 Oh, I'm sorry. Jim Halpert doesn't work here anymore. 776 00:41:04,880 --> 00:41:06,723 I didn't watch the whole documentary. 777 00:41:06,800 --> 00:41:09,246 After a few episodes, it was too painful. 778 00:41:09,360 --> 00:41:11,442 I kept wanting to scream at Pam. 779 00:41:12,240 --> 00:41:15,528 It took me so long to do so many important things. 780 00:41:15,600 --> 00:41:18,968 It's just hard to accept that I spent so many years being less happy 781 00:41:19,080 --> 00:41:20,411 than I could have been. 782 00:41:21,400 --> 00:41:25,803 Jim was five feet from my desk and it took me four years to get to him. 783 00:41:26,520 --> 00:41:31,048 It'd be great if people saw this documentary and learned from my mistakes. 784 00:41:31,120 --> 00:41:34,363 Not that I'm a tragic person. I'm really happy now. 785 00:41:36,120 --> 00:41:39,681 But, it would just make my heart soar 786 00:41:39,760 --> 00:41:43,765 if someone out there saw this and she said to herself, 787 00:41:44,280 --> 00:41:49,730 "Be strong, trust yourself, love yourself, conquer your fears. 788 00:41:49,800 --> 00:41:52,167 "Just go after what you want. 789 00:41:52,280 --> 00:41:55,523 "And act fast, because life just isn't that long." 790 00:41:56,760 --> 00:42:01,687 If there is one thing that I've learned through this whole experience, 791 00:42:01,760 --> 00:42:07,847 it's that if you film anybody long enough, 792 00:42:07,960 --> 00:42:10,566 they're going to do something stupid. 793 00:42:12,040 --> 00:42:14,247 It's only human natural. 794 00:42:15,840 --> 00:42:17,046 Hey, guys. 795 00:42:20,280 --> 00:42:21,691 What about the honeymoon? 796 00:42:21,760 --> 00:42:23,649 Oh, the honeymoon can wait until tomorrow. 797 00:42:23,720 --> 00:42:25,131 We wanted to hang out with you guys. 798 00:42:25,200 --> 00:42:28,522 I mean, when are we all going to be here together again? 799 00:42:29,440 --> 00:42:32,011 Aw, J, P and D, the three amigos. 800 00:42:32,080 --> 00:42:33,366 It warms my heart. 801 00:42:33,440 --> 00:42:35,920 Hey, what do you say when I get back from our honeymoon, 802 00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:39,083 the three of us have a conference room meeting just for fun? 803 00:42:40,080 --> 00:42:41,844 What is that meaningful look? 804 00:42:42,920 --> 00:42:45,730 You know what? Maybe we should talk. 805 00:42:45,800 --> 00:42:48,201 Hey, come here! You guys need to see this. 806 00:42:48,280 --> 00:42:49,327 What is it? 807 00:42:49,400 --> 00:42:50,970 You're probably sitting there wondering 808 00:42:51,040 --> 00:42:52,610 what will be your mark? 809 00:42:52,680 --> 00:42:54,330 What will you be known for? 810 00:42:55,520 --> 00:42:57,284 It might surprise you to learn. .. 811 00:42:57,640 --> 00:42:59,369 I finally feel ready. 812 00:42:59,440 --> 00:43:01,044 Athlead is growing. Athleap. 813 00:43:01,120 --> 00:43:03,691 And Jim can jump back in without skipping a beat. 814 00:43:03,760 --> 00:43:07,606 We'll come back to visit, but I think it's time for us to officially... 815 00:43:07,680 --> 00:43:10,126 No, don't say it. You're fired. You're both fired. 816 00:43:10,200 --> 00:43:12,248 Dwight, come on. Don't end on a bad note. 817 00:43:12,360 --> 00:43:14,442 Don't be an idiot. It's for the severance. 818 00:43:14,520 --> 00:43:15,726 The best that I can do is one month 819 00:43:15,800 --> 00:43:16,926 for every year you've been here, 820 00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:18,286 that's the max. 821 00:43:20,280 --> 00:43:21,850 Thanks, Dwight. 822 00:43:22,400 --> 00:43:24,243 And, hey, if you're ever in Austin... 823 00:43:24,320 --> 00:43:28,564 Oh, right, for what? The art? The music? The incredible night life? 824 00:43:28,680 --> 00:43:29,886 No, thank you. 825 00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:31,206 But if you're ever in the area, 826 00:43:31,280 --> 00:43:33,601 you'll always have a place to stay, 827 00:43:33,680 --> 00:43:35,045 in my barn. 828 00:43:35,720 --> 00:43:37,051 There it is. 829 00:43:37,120 --> 00:43:39,441 Do I get along with my co-workers? 830 00:43:39,520 --> 00:43:42,171 Well, first of all, I don't have co-workers anymore. 831 00:43:42,240 --> 00:43:43,730 I have subordinates. 832 00:43:43,800 --> 00:43:47,282 So, have I gotten along with my subordinates? 833 00:43:47,360 --> 00:43:48,805 Let's see. 834 00:43:48,880 --> 00:43:51,451 My supplier relations rep, Meredith Palmer, 835 00:43:51,520 --> 00:43:53,090 is the only person I know who knows how to 836 00:43:53,200 --> 00:43:55,362 properly head bang to Motdrhead. 837 00:43:56,400 --> 00:44:00,450 Oscar Martinez, my accountant, is now godfather to my son. 838 00:44:00,520 --> 00:44:03,888 Angela Schrute, my former accountant, is now my wife. 839 00:44:03,960 --> 00:44:06,964 My top salesman, Jim Halpert, was best man at my wedding, 840 00:44:07,080 --> 00:44:11,688 and office administrator Pamela Beesly-Halpert is my best friend. 841 00:44:13,600 --> 00:44:14,965 So, yes. 842 00:44:15,040 --> 00:44:18,408 I'd say I have gotten along with my subordinates. 843 00:44:18,480 --> 00:44:20,642 You might feel sorry for me, 844 00:44:20,760 --> 00:44:22,808 but I actually feel sorry for you, 845 00:44:23,560 --> 00:44:25,767 because you're about to leave Cornell! 846 00:44:25,840 --> 00:44:27,569 So say it with me. 847 00:44:27,640 --> 00:44:31,008 Oh, I can so just sit here and cry! 848 00:44:31,160 --> 00:44:33,242 on, yes! 849 00:44:35,240 --> 00:44:36,969 You did good. Real good. 850 00:44:37,040 --> 00:44:38,929 Thanks, Dad. Darryl. 851 00:44:39,600 --> 00:44:42,763 I spent so much of my time here at Dunder Mifflin 852 00:44:42,840 --> 00:44:46,447 thinking about my old pals, my college a cappella group. 853 00:44:47,600 --> 00:44:49,443 The weird thing is, 854 00:44:49,520 --> 00:44:51,409 now I'm exactly where I want to be, 855 00:44:51,480 --> 00:44:53,801 I got my dream job at Cornell, 856 00:44:54,840 --> 00:44:57,969 and I'm still just thinking about my old pals, 857 00:44:59,120 --> 00:45:01,361 only now, they're the ones I made here. 858 00:45:02,520 --> 00:45:06,241 I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days 859 00:45:06,320 --> 00:45:09,051 before you've actually left them. 860 00:45:12,120 --> 00:45:15,408 Someone should write a song about that. 861 00:45:15,480 --> 00:45:19,485 You take something ordinary, like a piece of paper. 862 00:45:20,600 --> 00:45:22,045 It's not much. 863 00:45:22,120 --> 00:45:26,284 But if you see it the right way, 864 00:45:28,480 --> 00:45:30,960 and that's what you did with this documentary. 865 00:45:32,800 --> 00:45:34,723 But seriously, you made a nine-year documentary 866 00:45:34,800 --> 00:45:37,770 and you couldn't once show me doing my origami? 867 00:45:43,440 --> 00:45:45,124 Uh, oh! 868 00:45:59,080 --> 00:46:02,527 I saw a friend today And it had been a while 869 00:46:04,240 --> 00:46:07,449 And we forgot each other's names 870 00:46:08,800 --> 00:46:12,168 But it didn't matter Because deep inside 871 00:46:13,520 --> 00:46:16,410 The feelings still remained the same 872 00:46:17,360 --> 00:46:21,410 Imagine going back and watching a tape of your life. 873 00:46:22,880 --> 00:46:25,565 You could see yourself change 874 00:46:25,640 --> 00:46:29,964 and make mistakes and grow up. 875 00:46:31,280 --> 00:46:33,851 You could watch yourself fall in love. 876 00:46:35,160 --> 00:46:37,208 Watch yourself become a husband. 877 00:46:38,280 --> 00:46:40,009 Become a father. 878 00:46:41,800 --> 00:46:43,609 You guys gave that to me. 879 00:46:45,040 --> 00:46:49,011 And that's an amazing gift. 880 00:46:49,720 --> 00:46:53,247 Hey, Jim, remember Flonkerton when you did Office Olympics? 881 00:46:54,040 --> 00:46:55,087 It was awesome. 882 00:46:55,160 --> 00:46:56,241 Thanks, Phyll. 883 00:46:56,320 --> 00:46:58,209 I still have my medal from that. 884 00:46:58,280 --> 00:46:59,645 Do you even have a mattress? 885 00:46:59,720 --> 00:47:01,609 No, but I still have my medal from that. 886 00:47:07,600 --> 00:47:10,570 Oscar? Oscar? 887 00:47:12,200 --> 00:47:14,043 I think I'm gay. 888 00:47:15,640 --> 00:47:17,290 Why do you say that? 889 00:47:18,600 --> 00:47:20,568 It's just that I'm so emotional. 890 00:47:20,640 --> 00:47:22,688 You're not gay. You're not gay. 891 00:47:22,760 --> 00:47:24,250 No, but, maybe the reason... 892 00:47:24,360 --> 00:47:25,805 You're not gay. 893 00:47:26,600 --> 00:47:29,729 Now the faces that I know 894 00:47:31,400 --> 00:47:33,767 Have that same familiar glow 895 00:47:35,640 --> 00:47:39,850 I think I must have known them Somewhere once before 896 00:47:39,960 --> 00:47:41,246 How did you do it? 897 00:47:41,320 --> 00:47:43,891 How did you capture what it was really like? 898 00:47:43,960 --> 00:47:47,089 How we felt, and how we made each other laugh, 899 00:47:47,160 --> 00:47:50,289 and how we got through the day. How did you do it? 900 00:47:51,160 --> 00:47:53,242 Also how do cameras work? 901 00:47:53,320 --> 00:47:57,041 Every day when I came to work, all I wanted to do was leave. 902 00:47:57,120 --> 00:48:01,205 So why in the world does it feel so hard to leave right now? 903 00:48:01,280 --> 00:48:03,408 It all seems so very arbitrary. 904 00:48:03,480 --> 00:48:08,566 Iapphed for a job at this company because they were hiring. 905 00:48:08,640 --> 00:48:11,883 I took a desk at the back because it was empty. 906 00:48:11,960 --> 00:48:16,966 But no matter how you get there or where you end up, 907 00:48:17,680 --> 00:48:22,561 human beings have this miraculous gift to make that place home. 908 00:48:31,480 --> 00:48:33,164 Let's do this. 909 00:48:35,440 --> 00:48:38,842 I just feel lucky that I got a chance to share my crummy story 910 00:48:38,920 --> 00:48:40,968 with anyone out there who thinks 911 00:48:41,040 --> 00:48:44,010 they're the only one to take a dump in a paper shredder. 912 00:48:44,080 --> 00:48:46,651 You're not alone, sister. 913 00:48:46,720 --> 00:48:48,210 Let's get a beer sometime. 914 00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:56,401 I'm happy that this was all filmed, 915 00:48:56,480 --> 00:48:59,450 so I can remember everyone and what we did. 916 00:49:00,880 --> 00:49:03,087 I worked for a paper company all these years, 917 00:49:03,160 --> 00:49:05,242 and I never wrote anything down. 918 00:49:10,840 --> 00:49:13,366 I sold paper at this company for 12 years. 919 00:49:13,440 --> 00:49:15,966 My job was to speak to clients on the phone 920 00:49:16,040 --> 00:49:19,283 aboutquanfifies and types of copier paper. 921 00:49:19,360 --> 00:49:21,806 Even if I didn't love every minute of it, 922 00:49:23,280 --> 00:49:27,171 everything I have, I owe to this job. 923 00:49:29,120 --> 00:49:34,445 This stupid, wonderful, boring, 924 00:49:35,920 --> 00:49:37,570 amazing job. 925 00:49:39,320 --> 00:49:44,087 I thought it was weird when you picked us to make a documentary, 926 00:49:44,960 --> 00:49:46,689 but all in all, 927 00:49:47,560 --> 00:49:50,962 I think an ordinary paper company like Dunder Mifflin 928 00:49:51,040 --> 00:49:53,361 was a great subject for a documentary. 929 00:49:55,080 --> 00:49:57,924 There's a lot of beauty in ordinary things. 930 00:49:59,160 --> 00:50:00,844 Isn't that kind of the point? 930 00:50:01,305 --> 00:51:01,552 Earn big with crypto and futures trading FilthyRichFutures.com