1 00:00:00,959 --> 00:00:03,002 - And so without further ado, 2 00:00:03,003 --> 00:00:04,295 {\an8}welcome to the stage-- 3 00:00:04,296 --> 00:00:08,424 {\an8}you know her, she pays you-- Deborah Vance! 4 00:00:08,425 --> 00:00:10,468 [cheers and applause] 5 00:00:10,469 --> 00:00:13,346 - Hoo, hoo, hoo! 6 00:00:13,347 --> 00:00:16,641 - Thank you. Thank you. 7 00:00:16,642 --> 00:00:19,644 So I know you haven't seen me in a while. 8 00:00:19,645 --> 00:00:21,854 When Hollywood wants to get rid of a woman, 9 00:00:21,855 --> 00:00:23,523 they just say she was difficult. 10 00:00:23,524 --> 00:00:25,650 But a man gets away with having sex with his stepdaughter 11 00:00:25,651 --> 00:00:28,319 because, well, that's just his process. 12 00:00:28,320 --> 00:00:30,029 Am I right, y'all? 13 00:00:30,030 --> 00:00:31,989 [scattered laughter] 14 00:00:31,990 --> 00:00:33,491 - "Y'all"? 15 00:00:33,492 --> 00:00:37,119 - The, uh, reports of my death were fake news... 16 00:00:37,120 --> 00:00:39,372 as was "US Weekly" every time they published 17 00:00:39,373 --> 00:00:41,457 I didn't wear it better, y'all. 18 00:00:41,458 --> 00:00:44,001 [scattered laughter] - "Y'all" again. What is that? 19 00:00:44,002 --> 00:00:45,671 - [yawns loudly] 20 00:00:47,089 --> 00:00:49,215 Sorry. 21 00:00:49,216 --> 00:00:51,551 - Let's get to the... 22 00:00:51,552 --> 00:00:54,887 persecution pyramid! 23 00:00:54,888 --> 00:00:56,222 [light chuckle] 24 00:00:56,223 --> 00:00:59,183 Every woman who has ever done something brave or unexpected 25 00:00:59,184 --> 00:01:01,561 is either called crazy, shot in the face, 26 00:01:01,562 --> 00:01:02,937 or, even worse, 27 00:01:02,938 --> 00:01:04,564 thwarted by a contract 28 00:01:04,565 --> 00:01:06,232 she didn't read closely enough. 29 00:01:06,233 --> 00:01:07,900 [scattered laughter] 30 00:01:07,901 --> 00:01:10,570 [cell phone ringtone playing] - Oh, I'm so sorry. 31 00:01:10,571 --> 00:01:12,905 Hey, you. Yeah, I'm just in a meeting. 32 00:01:12,906 --> 00:01:15,325 - All right, let's take a break. 33 00:01:18,287 --> 00:01:20,204 - So, yeah, maybe we want to rethink 34 00:01:20,205 --> 00:01:22,206 the persecution pyramid and also the, um-- 35 00:01:22,207 --> 00:01:23,749 just all of it, I think. 36 00:01:23,750 --> 00:01:25,251 - No, it's the crowd. 37 00:01:25,252 --> 00:01:27,878 I mean, they work for me. I paid people to be here. 38 00:01:27,879 --> 00:01:30,256 It's a completely different dynamic than at a comedy club. 39 00:01:30,257 --> 00:01:31,966 Besides, Josefina's in a mood 40 00:01:31,967 --> 00:01:33,759 'cause I don't like her new water filter. 41 00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:35,928 - Totally. I think maybe we want to focus on, 42 00:01:35,929 --> 00:01:38,431 like, what's been funny about the past few years, 43 00:01:38,432 --> 00:01:41,100 and then we can sort of work in the systematic oppression 44 00:01:41,101 --> 00:01:42,935 of it all, if we must. 45 00:01:42,936 --> 00:01:45,855 - I'm gonna get to the funny, but if comedy says something, 46 00:01:45,856 --> 00:01:47,607 it's supposed to make you uncomfortable. 47 00:01:47,608 --> 00:01:48,858 I mean, you're the one who always says 48 00:01:48,859 --> 00:01:50,234 that it doesn't have to be a laugh a minute. 49 00:01:50,235 --> 00:01:51,652 - No, I know, but it's kind of 50 00:01:51,653 --> 00:01:54,614 a Smith College commencement address at the moment. 51 00:01:54,615 --> 00:01:57,283 - So sorry about that. That was the Paley Center. 52 00:01:57,284 --> 00:01:58,534 Unfortunately, they're not willing to move 53 00:01:58,535 --> 00:01:59,910 the "Who's Making Dinner?" event. 54 00:01:59,911 --> 00:02:02,288 - Do they know that I won't be able to speak at it 55 00:02:02,289 --> 00:02:03,914 because of the gag order? 56 00:02:03,915 --> 00:02:05,458 - Yes, but they're adamant that the anniversary event 57 00:02:05,459 --> 00:02:06,792 should take place on the anniversary 58 00:02:06,793 --> 00:02:08,628 and not, you know, nine months later. 59 00:02:08,629 --> 00:02:10,463 - Oh. [scoffs] 60 00:02:10,464 --> 00:02:12,423 People are so dramatic about time. 61 00:02:12,424 --> 00:02:14,467 Why can't they just be more flexible about dates? 62 00:02:14,468 --> 00:02:16,344 You know, like I am about my birthday. 63 00:02:16,345 --> 00:02:18,095 - Not everybody is as easy to work with as you are. 64 00:02:18,096 --> 00:02:19,805 But, look, they still want you to attend, 65 00:02:19,806 --> 00:02:21,349 you know, and pose for some photos. 66 00:02:21,350 --> 00:02:23,100 And I can circle back with your lawyer. 67 00:02:23,101 --> 00:02:25,269 Maybe you learning sign language is a fun loophole. 68 00:02:25,270 --> 00:02:27,021 - Oh. - I know a little. 69 00:02:27,022 --> 00:02:28,648 - Oh. 70 00:02:28,649 --> 00:02:30,775 - Hey. - Okay, well, I'm sorry. 71 00:02:30,776 --> 00:02:32,485 - That's not nice. 72 00:02:32,486 --> 00:02:34,612 - I think she's hangry. - Always. 73 00:02:34,613 --> 00:02:35,946 She doesn't eat. - Yeah. 74 00:02:35,947 --> 00:02:37,948 But you, I have really good news for. 75 00:02:37,949 --> 00:02:39,992 - Oh. - So remember Jessica Duncan, 76 00:02:39,993 --> 00:02:41,702 the exec who made "My Bad"? - Yeah. 77 00:02:41,703 --> 00:02:43,037 - Well, she got a huge new job. 78 00:02:43,038 --> 00:02:44,955 And guess what. - What? 79 00:02:44,956 --> 00:02:46,248 - She loved your script. 80 00:02:46,249 --> 00:02:47,833 - You know what? 81 00:02:47,834 --> 00:02:49,502 She is one of the good ones. I have always liked her. 82 00:02:49,503 --> 00:02:50,670 - Well, she wants to sit down with you, 83 00:02:50,671 --> 00:02:52,505 and I'm gonna schedule a meeting 84 00:02:52,506 --> 00:02:53,798 when you're in town for the "Who's Making Dinner?" event. 85 00:02:53,799 --> 00:02:55,049 - My God, you are the best in the biz. 86 00:02:55,050 --> 00:02:56,717 - I'm flailing, but thank you. 87 00:02:56,718 --> 00:02:58,511 - [taps mic] This thing on? 88 00:02:58,512 --> 00:03:00,513 'Cause I got a couple things to get off my chest too. 89 00:03:00,514 --> 00:03:03,182 First up, these Russians, and I'm not talking about-- 90 00:03:03,183 --> 00:03:04,350 - No, no. - the dolls! 91 00:03:04,351 --> 00:03:06,394 - No, Randi. - Silencing women? 92 00:03:06,395 --> 00:03:07,937 This is what Deborah's talking about. 93 00:03:07,938 --> 00:03:11,190 [upbeat music] - Oh, my God! 94 00:03:11,191 --> 00:03:13,693 - Make my lips bigger. 95 00:03:13,694 --> 00:03:15,195 Bigger. 96 00:03:16,405 --> 00:03:18,197 - Whoa. We having a yard sale? 97 00:03:18,198 --> 00:03:21,075 - Oh, the Paley Center wants some memorabilia and photos 98 00:03:21,076 --> 00:03:23,077 for the "Who's Making Dinner?" exhibition. 99 00:03:23,078 --> 00:03:24,954 - How's this? - That's good. 100 00:03:24,955 --> 00:03:26,622 Now give Frank some dark circles... 101 00:03:26,623 --> 00:03:28,749 - Mm. - And a big, fat double chin. 102 00:03:28,750 --> 00:03:30,084 - Cloning now. 103 00:03:30,085 --> 00:03:31,961 - What are you doing? 104 00:03:31,962 --> 00:03:33,379 - We're--what did you call it? 105 00:03:33,380 --> 00:03:35,089 - We're "yassifying" Deborah. 106 00:03:35,090 --> 00:03:37,174 - And we're de-yassifying Frank. 107 00:03:37,175 --> 00:03:40,344 - I mean, if I can't speak at the event honoring my show, 108 00:03:40,345 --> 00:03:43,556 the least I can do is make my nasty, bastard-ass 109 00:03:43,557 --> 00:03:45,558 cheating ex-husband look like shit. 110 00:03:45,559 --> 00:03:47,560 - Not sure a media-preservation nonprofit's 111 00:03:47,561 --> 00:03:49,103 gonna love that. 112 00:03:49,104 --> 00:03:51,856 - I'm just giving them options. 113 00:03:51,857 --> 00:03:54,358 Apparently, Kathy already sent some photos over. 114 00:03:54,359 --> 00:03:57,361 She's not gonna be there. - Thank God. 115 00:03:57,362 --> 00:03:59,656 - Is this the original pilot script? 116 00:04:01,116 --> 00:04:03,075 - Yeah. 117 00:04:03,076 --> 00:04:04,577 - I'm sorry. 118 00:04:04,578 --> 00:04:07,872 How the hell did he get sole creator credit? 119 00:04:07,873 --> 00:04:10,916 - We wrote the pilot together, and then he said, 120 00:04:10,917 --> 00:04:14,128 oh, Deb, uh, I'm just gonna put my name on this first one, 121 00:04:14,129 --> 00:04:16,422 and then you can put yours on the second one. 122 00:04:16,423 --> 00:04:19,341 I was so naive, I didn't know that whoever 123 00:04:19,342 --> 00:04:21,385 that whoever "writes" the first episode 124 00:04:21,386 --> 00:04:23,554 from then on is considered the creator. 125 00:04:23,555 --> 00:04:24,764 - Right. 126 00:04:24,765 --> 00:04:26,766 - He said it was an innocent mistake, 127 00:04:26,767 --> 00:04:28,392 but he knew what he was doing. 128 00:04:28,393 --> 00:04:31,021 He never wanted me to get any credit. 129 00:04:32,314 --> 00:04:34,899 Now I have another bastard trying to erase me. 130 00:04:34,900 --> 00:04:37,818 That's why my MSG show has to be historic, 131 00:04:37,819 --> 00:04:39,779 has to be record-breaking. 132 00:04:39,780 --> 00:04:41,781 - How's this? 133 00:04:41,782 --> 00:04:44,283 Before and after. 134 00:04:44,284 --> 00:04:45,826 - Ooh. - Amazing. 135 00:04:45,827 --> 00:04:47,495 - That is exactly how I remember it. 136 00:04:47,496 --> 00:04:49,163 - Wow. - Oh, you think that's good? 137 00:04:49,164 --> 00:04:50,623 Wait till you see what she did to my grandson. 138 00:04:50,624 --> 00:04:52,500 - Ah. - No. 139 00:04:52,501 --> 00:04:53,918 - Isn't he adorable? 140 00:04:53,919 --> 00:04:55,753 - You guys can't Photoshop a baby. 141 00:04:55,754 --> 00:04:56,837 - Yes, you can. 142 00:04:56,838 --> 00:04:58,172 - Oh, my God. 143 00:04:58,173 --> 00:04:59,799 Did you snatch his waist? 144 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:01,509 - Oh, yes. He's so fit. 145 00:05:01,510 --> 00:05:03,135 [upbeat music] 146 00:05:03,136 --> 00:05:04,804 - ♪ Sugar plum ♪ 147 00:05:04,805 --> 00:05:07,181 ♪ Give me some ♪ 148 00:05:07,182 --> 00:05:09,975 ♪ Of your goody, goody gumdrops... ♪ 149 00:05:09,976 --> 00:05:12,812 - I just have to say... 150 00:05:12,813 --> 00:05:15,481 I am so proud 151 00:05:15,482 --> 00:05:18,317 of the work we did together on Deborah's special. 152 00:05:18,318 --> 00:05:20,653 I was so pissed when I saw that they took it down. 153 00:05:20,654 --> 00:05:22,488 [quietly] Those motherfuckers. 154 00:05:22,489 --> 00:05:24,281 - No, we-- yeah, we were devastated. 155 00:05:24,282 --> 00:05:27,493 - And what Bob Lipka did to my girl Deborah? 156 00:05:27,494 --> 00:05:29,662 I mean, that is bullshit. Piece of shit. 157 00:05:29,663 --> 00:05:31,497 - Oh, completely agree-- guillotine. 158 00:05:31,498 --> 00:05:34,834 - Thank fucking God I don't work there anymore. 159 00:05:34,835 --> 00:05:36,293 - Mm-hmm. - Uh! 160 00:05:36,294 --> 00:05:38,671 Okay, all right, vibe shift. - Yes. 161 00:05:38,672 --> 00:05:40,840 - "Mall Girl." - Yeah. 162 00:05:40,841 --> 00:05:42,842 - You know, Jimmy said that I would like your script. 163 00:05:42,843 --> 00:05:45,302 I didn't. 164 00:05:45,303 --> 00:05:47,680 I loved it! 165 00:05:47,681 --> 00:05:49,515 - [laughing] Thank you. 166 00:05:49,516 --> 00:05:50,975 That is so nice. 167 00:05:50,976 --> 00:05:55,104 - A modern-day retelling of "The Wizard of Oz" 168 00:05:55,105 --> 00:05:56,689 set in a '90s mall-- 169 00:05:56,690 --> 00:05:58,524 literally written for me. 170 00:05:58,525 --> 00:06:01,986 - [laughs] - It's so smart. 171 00:06:01,987 --> 00:06:03,696 - Thank you. 172 00:06:03,697 --> 00:06:05,489 - [gasps] You know what scene I loved? 173 00:06:05,490 --> 00:06:07,241 When the girl gets her ears pierced 174 00:06:07,242 --> 00:06:09,869 and it gets infected and then the Hot Topic goths 175 00:06:09,870 --> 00:06:11,871 have to take her to the hospital, 176 00:06:11,872 --> 00:06:14,456 my heart broke for her. 177 00:06:14,457 --> 00:06:17,042 - Oh, that is-- that's really nice to hear. 178 00:06:17,043 --> 00:06:19,461 - Yeah. No, it's so nuanced. 179 00:06:19,462 --> 00:06:22,131 It's so specific. 180 00:06:22,132 --> 00:06:24,216 [grunts] So original. 181 00:06:24,217 --> 00:06:26,552 So, obviously, we can never make it. 182 00:06:26,553 --> 00:06:28,512 - Oh. - Blech. 183 00:06:28,513 --> 00:06:31,515 [laughs] But what else you got? 184 00:06:31,516 --> 00:06:35,686 - Uh, that was all that I-I was kind of doing at the mome, 185 00:06:35,687 --> 00:06:37,229 at the moment. 186 00:06:37,230 --> 00:06:39,732 - Well, I really want your next TV show. 187 00:06:39,733 --> 00:06:41,483 So here's what I'm gonna do. 188 00:06:41,484 --> 00:06:44,528 Sight unseen, whatever you got, I will buy it cash advance, 189 00:06:44,529 --> 00:06:46,155 blind script deal. - Oh, my God. 190 00:06:46,156 --> 00:06:47,281 Really? - Yeah. 191 00:06:47,282 --> 00:06:48,574 - Thank you. Could-- 192 00:06:48,575 --> 00:06:51,243 I mean, could "Mall Girl" be a series? 193 00:06:51,244 --> 00:06:52,912 - No. - No. 194 00:06:52,913 --> 00:06:55,164 - So something you're more passionate about, right? 195 00:06:55,165 --> 00:06:57,291 But also hits the young demo. - Okay. 196 00:06:57,292 --> 00:07:00,169 - Diverse, of course, queer--queer counts. 197 00:07:00,170 --> 00:07:03,589 [laughs] Yes, I see you, girl, LGBTAIQ+. 198 00:07:03,590 --> 00:07:05,299 Not too political, 199 00:07:05,300 --> 00:07:07,635 not too poor, hard funny. 200 00:07:07,636 --> 00:07:10,596 - Okay. - But passion first. 201 00:07:10,597 --> 00:07:13,766 - Well, I mean, look, it's-- I think for me, finding an idea 202 00:07:13,767 --> 00:07:15,517 that I'm immediately passionate about... 203 00:07:15,518 --> 00:07:16,560 - Right, right. Right, right. 204 00:07:16,561 --> 00:07:17,853 - Easy as pie. - Yeah. 205 00:07:17,854 --> 00:07:19,563 But no limited series. - Yeah. 206 00:07:19,564 --> 00:07:21,398 - Limited series, bad. - Yes. 207 00:07:21,399 --> 00:07:24,068 - Bad, bad, bad. 208 00:07:24,069 --> 00:07:25,069 - Yeah. 209 00:07:25,070 --> 00:07:27,196 That should be easy. 210 00:07:27,197 --> 00:07:31,283 [upbeat music] 211 00:07:31,284 --> 00:07:33,953 - ♪ Just because I ♪ 212 00:07:33,954 --> 00:07:36,455 ♪ Am not the prettiest girl ♪ 213 00:07:36,456 --> 00:07:39,875 ♪ You ever did see ♪ 214 00:07:39,876 --> 00:07:42,878 ♪ And even if I ♪ 215 00:07:42,879 --> 00:07:46,924 ♪ Don't have such a wonderful personality... ♪ 216 00:07:46,925 --> 00:07:48,968 - So she didn't start as a stand-up? 217 00:07:48,969 --> 00:07:51,220 - No, she starred in the show with her husband, 218 00:07:51,221 --> 00:07:53,305 and, um, you know, she got famous from the sitcom. 219 00:07:53,306 --> 00:07:54,807 - Ah. I mean, I think she's cute there, 220 00:07:54,808 --> 00:07:56,558 but I honestly think she's hotter now. 221 00:07:56,559 --> 00:07:58,602 I like a woman with a little patina on them, huh? 222 00:07:58,603 --> 00:08:00,813 - Oh, yeah. - Jimmy. 223 00:08:00,814 --> 00:08:03,107 Beth. [giggles] - Oh, hi. 224 00:08:03,108 --> 00:08:05,150 It's so nice to finally meet you in person. 225 00:08:05,151 --> 00:08:06,986 - Wow. [both chuckle] 226 00:08:06,987 --> 00:08:09,822 - Um, uh, this is Kayla and Randi. 227 00:08:09,823 --> 00:08:11,657 - Hi. Welcome to PaleyFest. 228 00:08:11,658 --> 00:08:12,992 - Thanks for having us. - Yeah. 229 00:08:12,993 --> 00:08:14,576 - I had my bat mitzvah here. 230 00:08:14,577 --> 00:08:16,704 I'm not Jewish, but the theme was Anna Faris. 231 00:08:16,705 --> 00:08:18,288 - Yeah, it was a great bat mitzvah. 232 00:08:18,289 --> 00:08:19,623 Um, anyway, thank you again for all your help. 233 00:08:19,624 --> 00:08:21,375 I know there was a lot of back-and-forth 234 00:08:21,376 --> 00:08:24,378 with all the Deborah stuff. - It is literally my pleasure. 235 00:08:24,379 --> 00:08:26,839 And I actually remembered that you are a coffee snob. 236 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:28,674 - Guilty. - [laughs] 237 00:08:28,675 --> 00:08:31,844 So I just got you a cold brew. - That is so nice. Thank you. 238 00:08:31,845 --> 00:08:34,263 - Well, cold brew is like sex. 239 00:08:34,264 --> 00:08:37,391 Even when it's bad, I'm grateful. 240 00:08:37,392 --> 00:08:39,643 - So true. Um, mm-hmm. - Whoa. 241 00:08:39,644 --> 00:08:41,311 - [laughs] Yeah. - Mmm. 242 00:08:41,312 --> 00:08:43,522 - No, but, seriously, the coffee here is just dog shit. 243 00:08:43,523 --> 00:08:45,399 But welcome to the nonprofit world. 244 00:08:45,400 --> 00:08:47,026 You know what I mean? I'm like... 245 00:08:47,027 --> 00:08:49,028 [goofy voice] Take me with you, please. 246 00:08:49,029 --> 00:08:50,863 [laughter] - I wish we could, you know? 247 00:08:50,864 --> 00:08:53,407 We are downsizing. - God, stop. [imitates gunshot] 248 00:08:53,408 --> 00:08:55,200 [cell phone vibrates] I'm talking to someone. 249 00:08:55,201 --> 00:08:56,869 I have to take this, but I will find you 250 00:08:56,870 --> 00:08:58,829 in a little bit. - Okay, cool. 251 00:08:58,830 --> 00:09:00,873 - Bye. - Thank you again. 252 00:09:00,874 --> 00:09:02,417 Cheers. - [giggles] 253 00:09:04,544 --> 00:09:06,962 - Wow. - What is going on? 254 00:09:06,963 --> 00:09:10,382 - What? - You're being sexual at work. 255 00:09:10,383 --> 00:09:11,884 You're never like that. 256 00:09:11,885 --> 00:09:13,427 I mean, it was like watching two jail rats 257 00:09:13,428 --> 00:09:14,678 ratting up the bathroom. - Mm-hmm. 258 00:09:14,679 --> 00:09:15,971 - What are you talking about? 259 00:09:15,972 --> 00:09:17,765 - You were laughing at her voices. 260 00:09:17,766 --> 00:09:19,433 You were like... [imitates high-pitched laugh] 261 00:09:19,434 --> 00:09:20,726 - What? We were just being-- 262 00:09:20,727 --> 00:09:21,894 - That wasn't even the best voice. 263 00:09:21,895 --> 00:09:22,895 I mean, it was kind of funny 264 00:09:22,896 --> 00:09:24,688 but not anything like my Jamaican accent. 265 00:09:24,689 --> 00:09:25,856 - We retired your Jamaican accent 266 00:09:25,857 --> 00:09:26,982 after what happened with that waiter, 267 00:09:26,983 --> 00:09:28,108 and I was just being nice. 268 00:09:28,109 --> 00:09:29,902 We've been emailing each other for months, you know? 269 00:09:29,903 --> 00:09:31,236 - Email's first base-- 270 00:09:31,237 --> 00:09:32,446 I mean, the last person I emailed, 271 00:09:32,447 --> 00:09:34,406 we ended up fucking, Jimmy. 272 00:09:34,407 --> 00:09:35,866 - Oh, my God, the HVAC guy? 273 00:09:35,867 --> 00:09:37,910 - Ew, no. The exterminator. 274 00:09:37,911 --> 00:09:40,037 - You slept with Adnan? - Yeah. 275 00:09:40,038 --> 00:09:42,039 - Whatever, my emails were strictly professional. 276 00:09:42,040 --> 00:09:44,917 - I don't know-- I was on those emails, boss, 277 00:09:44,918 --> 00:09:47,461 and you were using a lot of exclamation marks, 278 00:09:47,462 --> 00:09:49,463 which for a man is the equivalent 279 00:09:49,464 --> 00:09:51,715 of exposing his genitals. - Whatever. 280 00:09:51,716 --> 00:09:53,717 I-I was just being friendly. - Oh, yeah? 281 00:09:53,718 --> 00:09:55,094 Is it friendly to have your tits out? 282 00:09:55,095 --> 00:09:56,887 Button up, slut. 283 00:09:56,888 --> 00:09:59,765 - She wants you to lay that pipe down--I'm telling you. 284 00:09:59,766 --> 00:10:01,725 - You really think so? I mean, it's flattering. 285 00:10:01,726 --> 00:10:04,353 I never get cruised, but she was wearing a wedding ring. 286 00:10:04,354 --> 00:10:05,938 She's married. - Who cares? 287 00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:07,773 You never had sex with a married person? 288 00:10:07,774 --> 00:10:09,441 - Not that I know of. Have you? 289 00:10:09,442 --> 00:10:11,777 - Yeah, I just told you--Adnan. 290 00:10:11,778 --> 00:10:13,112 Who cares? It's LA. 291 00:10:13,113 --> 00:10:14,738 I mean, 90% of the marriages are open, 292 00:10:14,739 --> 00:10:16,740 and the other 10% heading for divorce 293 00:10:16,741 --> 00:10:19,118 because they tried being open-- mm, not my fault. 294 00:10:19,119 --> 00:10:20,410 - All right, I think you two 295 00:10:20,411 --> 00:10:22,246 are really overexaggerating, okay? 296 00:10:22,247 --> 00:10:23,747 - Mm, whatever. 297 00:10:23,748 --> 00:10:25,749 - We'll see what happens. - Enjoy your coffee. 298 00:10:25,750 --> 00:10:28,252 - I want to put money on this. They seem good together. 299 00:10:28,253 --> 00:10:30,129 - Yeah, so now I just have to come up 300 00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:31,797 with the premise for a show. 301 00:10:31,798 --> 00:10:33,632 And you know what's always been interesting to me? 302 00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:37,511 The woman in urgent care who comes in before the doctor. 303 00:10:37,512 --> 00:10:40,973 She's not a nurse, you know. She's something else. 304 00:10:40,974 --> 00:10:43,475 Like, what if I told her story? 305 00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:46,145 - Very compelling. - I know, right? 306 00:10:46,146 --> 00:10:49,189 [chuckles] - Oh, my God. 307 00:10:49,190 --> 00:10:50,983 - Wow. 308 00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:54,611 You know, it's so cool that something you made so long ago 309 00:10:54,612 --> 00:10:56,321 is being celebrated like this. 310 00:10:56,322 --> 00:10:58,157 - Well, it endured because it was important. 311 00:10:58,158 --> 00:10:59,783 It said something. 312 00:10:59,784 --> 00:11:02,161 That's what I've been saying I want my MSG show to do. 313 00:11:02,162 --> 00:11:03,495 - Totally, totally, totally. 314 00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:06,624 [indistinct chatter] 315 00:11:09,752 --> 00:11:12,254 [solemn music] 316 00:11:12,255 --> 00:11:14,006 - The oven line-- that was so good. 317 00:11:14,007 --> 00:11:15,299 - You liked it? 318 00:11:15,300 --> 00:11:16,300 - Yeah, you wrote it, too, right? 319 00:11:16,301 --> 00:11:17,759 - Did I write that one? 320 00:11:17,760 --> 00:11:19,803 - [laughing] You know you did. 321 00:11:19,804 --> 00:11:21,889 - Oh, yeah, I did. [giggles] - Oh, yeah, you did. 322 00:11:21,890 --> 00:11:23,557 - Check out this hottie. 323 00:11:23,558 --> 00:11:25,809 [indistinct chatter] 324 00:11:25,810 --> 00:11:28,687 - Oh, yeah. Gino. 325 00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:30,480 He was wonderful. 326 00:11:30,481 --> 00:11:32,858 He died of AIDS. He was so young. 327 00:11:32,859 --> 00:11:34,902 - [scoffs] Can you imagine being me in this situation? 328 00:11:34,903 --> 00:11:36,570 I point to a photo of a hot guy, 329 00:11:36,571 --> 00:11:38,447 and you're like, he died of AIDS. 330 00:11:38,448 --> 00:11:40,449 Just lie to me, you maniac. 331 00:11:40,450 --> 00:11:43,577 But I'm sorry for your loss. 332 00:11:43,578 --> 00:11:45,705 - Thank you. - Yeah. It's tough. 333 00:11:51,294 --> 00:11:52,836 He's lucky he's dead, 334 00:11:52,837 --> 00:11:54,838 or there'd be a bullet with his name on it. 335 00:11:54,839 --> 00:11:57,841 - Uh-huh. 336 00:11:57,842 --> 00:11:59,885 - [sighs] 337 00:11:59,886 --> 00:12:01,428 Where you going? 338 00:12:01,429 --> 00:12:03,847 - To find a martini with my name on it. 339 00:12:03,848 --> 00:12:08,018 [light music] 340 00:12:08,019 --> 00:12:11,313 - My dentist is such a pervert, and she's a girl. 341 00:12:11,314 --> 00:12:12,607 - Oh. - Hmm. 342 00:12:15,276 --> 00:12:17,903 - Shit. I think you guys are right. 343 00:12:17,904 --> 00:12:20,405 I think that she might be interested. 344 00:12:20,406 --> 00:12:22,074 - We're not gonna feel bad for you. 345 00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:23,867 You're basically bragging. - No, I'm not bragging. 346 00:12:23,868 --> 00:12:25,577 - Okay, she's coming, she's coming, she's coming. 347 00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:28,414 - Showtime. - [laughs] She's here. 348 00:12:29,958 --> 00:12:31,708 - Hey. - Hello, Beth. 349 00:12:31,709 --> 00:12:35,295 - Um, I reserved a seat for you up front next to me. 350 00:12:35,296 --> 00:12:36,546 - Oh, wow. 351 00:12:36,547 --> 00:12:37,965 Uh, thank you so much, but you know what? 352 00:12:37,966 --> 00:12:40,509 I think I'm just gonna do my own thing and bop around. 353 00:12:40,510 --> 00:12:42,594 - Hmm. - During the screening? 354 00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:43,762 - Mm-hmm. 355 00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:45,097 - 'Cause it'll be dark, 356 00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:48,392 so you're gonna have to climb over the people sitting down. 357 00:12:48,393 --> 00:12:50,936 - He gets restless leg syndrome in the middle of the day. 358 00:12:50,937 --> 00:12:53,230 - Yeah, I think it's good to just keep it moving, 359 00:12:53,231 --> 00:12:56,108 you know, get my steps in, get the circulation going. 360 00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:57,943 - Sorry. Oh, don't step on that. Sorry. 361 00:12:57,944 --> 00:13:00,070 - Okay. Oh, oh, oh! Okay. Oh, Jesus. 362 00:13:00,071 --> 00:13:02,197 Oh, my God. I'm so sorry. 363 00:13:02,198 --> 00:13:03,907 - [groaning] - She ran right into me. 364 00:13:03,908 --> 00:13:05,075 She came out of nowhere. 365 00:13:05,076 --> 00:13:06,576 - Can people just give her some space? 366 00:13:06,577 --> 00:13:08,287 Jesus. Give her a little bit of space. 367 00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:10,414 - Are you seeing this? - My pelvis! 368 00:13:10,415 --> 00:13:11,790 - Jimmy, are you there? Can you hold my hand? 369 00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:13,542 - Wait. What? - My pelvis! 370 00:13:13,543 --> 00:13:15,127 - Just breathe. - Look, she's fine, she's fine. 371 00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:16,420 - [groans] 372 00:13:16,421 --> 00:13:17,921 - Ah, perfect. 373 00:13:17,922 --> 00:13:19,673 Ketel One martini, two olives, little dirty. 374 00:13:19,674 --> 00:13:21,425 Thank you. 375 00:13:21,426 --> 00:13:24,428 [light music playing, indistinct chatter] 376 00:13:24,429 --> 00:13:30,350 ♪ ♪ 377 00:13:30,351 --> 00:13:32,311 Thanks, Marcia. 378 00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:34,479 - Isn't that crazy? [chuckles] 379 00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:36,148 And that was just Friday, right? 380 00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:37,941 So imagine what I did Saturday. - [laughs] 381 00:13:37,942 --> 00:13:39,693 Oh. Yeah. - It was just a lot. 382 00:13:39,694 --> 00:13:41,945 - If you were there, you could have protected me. 383 00:13:41,946 --> 00:13:44,573 - Here's your martini, ma'am. - Thank you. Thank you. 384 00:13:44,574 --> 00:13:47,242 - Deborah, Eddie fucking Bean is here. 385 00:13:47,243 --> 00:13:49,995 He's, like, my favorite director from when I was a kid. 386 00:13:49,996 --> 00:13:52,122 - It's a little before your time, no? 387 00:13:52,123 --> 00:13:53,332 - No. What are you talking about? 388 00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:54,666 I grew up on Nick at Nite. 389 00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:56,251 "Bewitched" was the closest thing 390 00:13:56,252 --> 00:13:57,711 we had to "Drag Race" back then. 391 00:13:57,712 --> 00:14:00,172 - Well, I'll introduce you. He's a doll. 392 00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:02,382 Eddie. - Oh, excuse me. 393 00:14:02,383 --> 00:14:04,009 Wow, Debbie. - Hi. 394 00:14:04,010 --> 00:14:05,260 - Wow, I didn't know you were going to be here. 395 00:14:05,261 --> 00:14:07,721 - Of course. I wouldn't miss it. Hi. 396 00:14:07,722 --> 00:14:09,723 - So glad to see you. - This is Ava. 397 00:14:09,724 --> 00:14:11,975 Ava Daniels, Eddie Bean. - Hi, how's it going? 398 00:14:11,976 --> 00:14:13,643 I'm such a huge fan. 399 00:14:13,644 --> 00:14:16,355 My Tinder bio used to be your quote about the power of story. 400 00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:18,607 I didn't meet my soulmate, but a bunch of people 401 00:14:18,608 --> 00:14:21,360 did ask me to read their scripts, and that's something. 402 00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:22,861 - Sure. - [laughs] 403 00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:24,488 - Eddie directed the pilot of "Who's Making Dinner?" 404 00:14:24,489 --> 00:14:26,198 - Of course. - Oh, launched my whole career. 405 00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:28,533 - So basically, you owe me 10% of everything you got. 406 00:14:28,534 --> 00:14:31,036 - Yeah. [laughs] Oh, Deb. 407 00:14:31,037 --> 00:14:33,163 Glad to see you still have your sense of humor. 408 00:14:33,164 --> 00:14:36,541 I'm just glad to see you're out. 409 00:14:36,542 --> 00:14:39,169 I heard about the breakdown. 410 00:14:39,170 --> 00:14:42,631 I have a friend who has the mental troubles. 411 00:14:42,632 --> 00:14:45,217 Ooh. It's rough stuff. 412 00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:47,302 - Thank you, Eddie. Means a lot. 413 00:14:47,303 --> 00:14:49,179 - Yeah. Oh, uh, did you hear? 414 00:14:49,180 --> 00:14:51,765 They're gonna show some new footage of Frank tonight. 415 00:14:51,766 --> 00:14:54,393 - Excuse me? - Yeah, an unaired interview. 416 00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:56,895 [chuckles] - [scoffs] 417 00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:59,398 I'm so glad Frank's being allowed to speak. 418 00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:02,692 Wish I could say the same for Joan of Arc. 419 00:15:02,693 --> 00:15:04,778 - She's doing a lot of, um, research 420 00:15:04,779 --> 00:15:07,239 on Joan of Arc right now for... 421 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:08,698 comedy. 422 00:15:08,699 --> 00:15:10,242 - Mm. 423 00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:11,785 Funny. 424 00:15:11,786 --> 00:15:15,164 Oh, Deb, take care. 425 00:15:16,874 --> 00:15:19,042 - [breathes deeply] 426 00:15:19,043 --> 00:15:20,794 I always hated that guy. - Yeah. 427 00:15:20,795 --> 00:15:22,671 - He thinks I have mental problems? 428 00:15:22,672 --> 00:15:24,673 He is clearly in cognitive decline. 429 00:15:24,674 --> 00:15:25,924 - Yeah. - And his prostate's probably 430 00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:27,926 the size of a cantaloupe. 431 00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:30,095 - Deborah, can we get some photos with you? 432 00:15:30,096 --> 00:15:32,682 - Absolutely. - Great. Right this way. 433 00:15:33,641 --> 00:15:35,809 - Puff pastry? - Oh, no, thank you. 434 00:15:35,810 --> 00:15:37,436 I've been, uh, pretty weird with dairy 435 00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:39,856 ever since this guy I dated sawed me in half. 436 00:15:41,649 --> 00:15:43,442 Hey, could I ask you something? 437 00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:46,027 Um, would you watch a show about cater waiters? 438 00:15:46,028 --> 00:15:47,737 And, like, maybe, like, every episode takes place 439 00:15:47,738 --> 00:15:50,073 at a different event? - Like "Party Down." 440 00:15:50,074 --> 00:15:52,951 Really great show. - Great. 441 00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:54,828 [sighs] Ideas, ideas. 442 00:15:54,829 --> 00:15:57,706 Something in a dome? Shit, "Under the Dome." 443 00:15:57,707 --> 00:16:00,584 Fuck, everything's been done, every single thing. 444 00:16:00,585 --> 00:16:02,419 - Can you take a picture of someone for me? 445 00:16:02,420 --> 00:16:03,462 - Oh, sure. - Jimmy. 446 00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:04,963 - Oh, hi. 447 00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:06,298 - Could I get a photo of you two? 448 00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:08,800 - Yeah, sure. [clears throat] 449 00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:11,303 [camera shutter clicks] - [chuckles] Yeah. 450 00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:13,138 Oh, my God, I cannot wait to get home 451 00:16:13,139 --> 00:16:15,724 and rip off this micro thong, if it's still there. 452 00:16:15,725 --> 00:16:17,976 My fat ass is eating it up. 453 00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:20,937 - Okay, Beth, I think I need to clear the air, all right? 454 00:16:20,938 --> 00:16:22,189 I've clearly misled you. 455 00:16:22,190 --> 00:16:23,815 And we need to keep things professional, 456 00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:26,318 because I'm just not in a place for a relationship right now. 457 00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:28,487 - I'm married, so... 458 00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:30,530 - I know, and I can't do the open thing, all right? 459 00:16:30,531 --> 00:16:32,324 It's just not for me. I'm not stigmatizing it. 460 00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:34,159 It's just--I wouldn't be a good third, you know? 461 00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:35,285 My needs are too big. 462 00:16:35,286 --> 00:16:36,411 - Yeah, I'm not open, 463 00:16:36,412 --> 00:16:40,665 and I'm not interested in--in you like that, so... 464 00:16:40,666 --> 00:16:43,668 - Oh. Well--well, good. 465 00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:46,296 I mean, or--or I guess not good, but I just--I'm sorry. 466 00:16:46,297 --> 00:16:48,215 - Oh, my God, this is a little bit inappropriate. 467 00:16:48,216 --> 00:16:49,799 I'm like, ew. - Okay. Oh, I'm sorry. 468 00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:51,218 I just was picking up a vibe. 469 00:16:51,219 --> 00:16:53,512 You know, you're being, like, incredibly nice and... 470 00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:57,432 - It's kind of my job to be incredibly nice, you know? 471 00:16:57,433 --> 00:16:59,768 - Well, sure, but your job is really to coordinate events 472 00:16:59,769 --> 00:17:01,561 that preserve television history, right? 473 00:17:01,562 --> 00:17:02,562 You don't have to be that nice. 474 00:17:02,563 --> 00:17:04,648 You could just be cordial, 475 00:17:04,649 --> 00:17:05,982 or you could be rude even, you know. 476 00:17:05,983 --> 00:17:08,902 - Well, I'll certainly keep that in mind moving forward. 477 00:17:08,903 --> 00:17:10,487 Not a problem. - Okay, great. 478 00:17:10,488 --> 00:17:12,864 Well, I'm glad we talked. - Me too. 479 00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:15,492 And, um, yeah, if you need any coffee, 480 00:17:15,493 --> 00:17:17,702 just help yourself to the carafe over there. 481 00:17:17,703 --> 00:17:19,788 I'm not sure if it's been sitting all day, but... 482 00:17:19,789 --> 00:17:21,790 - No, Beth, don't--don't do that. 483 00:17:21,791 --> 00:17:23,000 Beth. 484 00:17:24,794 --> 00:17:26,378 - Not into you, boss. - Yeah, I don't think so. 485 00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:28,380 - I know that. You told me she was into me. 486 00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:31,049 You two were both like-- she's drooling, boss, you said? 487 00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:32,926 We were sniffing each other like rats. 488 00:17:32,927 --> 00:17:35,887 - What is this compulsive need for honesty? 489 00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:37,264 - I didn't think you were gonna say anything. 490 00:17:37,265 --> 00:17:39,933 That was so weird. - Oh, my God! 491 00:17:39,934 --> 00:17:42,936 [upbeat jazz music] 492 00:17:42,937 --> 00:17:44,563 ♪ ♪ 493 00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:47,566 [camera shutter clicks, indistinct chatter] 494 00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:49,527 ♪ ♪ 495 00:17:53,030 --> 00:17:57,242 [applause] 496 00:17:57,243 --> 00:17:59,744 - Thank you. Thank you so much. 497 00:17:59,745 --> 00:18:01,955 Wow, um, thank you to the network, 498 00:18:01,956 --> 00:18:04,624 everyone who supported the show and gave us a chance. 499 00:18:04,625 --> 00:18:07,210 Thank you to Deborah Vance. Deborah, I love you. 500 00:18:07,211 --> 00:18:10,380 Thank you to my entire team at William and Morris, Sheila-- 501 00:18:10,381 --> 00:18:14,426 - Ladies and gentlemen, welcome, welcome. 502 00:18:14,427 --> 00:18:16,595 We are so proud to be celebrating 503 00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:18,221 the 50th anniversary 504 00:18:18,222 --> 00:18:21,933 of the groundbreaking sitcom "Who's Making Dinner?" 505 00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:24,769 [cheers and applause] 506 00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:29,441 We are so lucky to have so many writers and cast here today, 507 00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:33,278 especially the incomparable Deborah Vance. 508 00:18:33,279 --> 00:18:36,365 [cheers and applause] 509 00:18:38,993 --> 00:18:40,744 Hope you're all enjoying the exhibition. 510 00:18:40,745 --> 00:18:43,121 I want to take a moment to thank our partner brands. 511 00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:45,123 The arts would be nothing without you. 512 00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:48,585 Okay, before we get to our screening, 513 00:18:48,586 --> 00:18:50,629 we have a special announcement. 514 00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:52,881 As of today, 515 00:18:52,882 --> 00:18:55,467 Stage 15 on the Warner Bros. lot, 516 00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:58,261 where every episode of "Who's Making Dinner?" 517 00:18:58,262 --> 00:19:00,639 was filmed in front of a live audience, 518 00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:03,016 in addition to the many iconic game shows 519 00:19:03,017 --> 00:19:04,684 that Frank went on to produce, 520 00:19:04,685 --> 00:19:08,104 will be officially renamed 521 00:19:08,105 --> 00:19:10,482 the Frank Vance Stage. 522 00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:12,984 [cheers and applause] 523 00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:15,320 Frank Vance will forever be enshrined 524 00:19:15,321 --> 00:19:17,155 in Hollywood history. 525 00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:19,491 Well, please enjoy more passed apps, 526 00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:21,493 courtesy of TJ Maxx and Duolingo, 527 00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:24,579 and we will see you shortly in the theater. 528 00:19:24,580 --> 00:19:26,247 - I cannot believe this. 529 00:19:26,248 --> 00:19:29,042 He's upstaging me even from beyond the grave. 530 00:19:29,043 --> 00:19:30,794 - I don't think he's upstaging you. 531 00:19:30,795 --> 00:19:34,297 - They are literally putting him up on a stage. 532 00:19:34,298 --> 00:19:36,007 Here. 533 00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:38,176 [tense music] 534 00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:40,845 - [sighs] - Hey. 535 00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:42,472 I want to introduce the screening. 536 00:19:42,473 --> 00:19:44,474 If Frank's allowed to speak, then I want to speak too. 537 00:19:44,475 --> 00:19:46,309 - I get that, but you definitely can't. 538 00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:47,936 They're live streaming it. 539 00:19:47,937 --> 00:19:50,355 - Then get them to turn off the stream. 540 00:19:50,356 --> 00:19:52,357 I thought you said you had a contact here. 541 00:19:52,358 --> 00:19:54,192 - I-- [sighs] 542 00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:56,820 - If the people aren't on the right marks, then we're fucked. 543 00:19:56,821 --> 00:19:58,530 So if you could just make sure that doesn't happen, 544 00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:00,491 that would be wonderful. - Excuse me, Beth. 545 00:20:01,909 --> 00:20:04,536 - Hello. - Mm, okay. 546 00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:06,621 Um, you mind if I ask you a really quick favor? 547 00:20:06,622 --> 00:20:08,373 - Well, I wouldn't want to give you the wrong impression, 548 00:20:08,374 --> 00:20:10,750 right, and do any special favors for you. 549 00:20:10,751 --> 00:20:12,877 - And I appreciate that. I respect that. 550 00:20:12,878 --> 00:20:14,212 Uh, it's actually-- you know what? 551 00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:16,339 It's not for me. It's for Deborah Vance. 552 00:20:16,340 --> 00:20:18,091 Deborah would like to speak to introduce the screening, 553 00:20:18,092 --> 00:20:20,301 and she's legally prohibited from doing that. 554 00:20:20,302 --> 00:20:22,345 So if you could just turn off the live stream camera, 555 00:20:22,346 --> 00:20:24,347 just briefly, just while she's up there. 556 00:20:24,348 --> 00:20:25,890 - Mm, can't do that. 557 00:20:25,891 --> 00:20:27,767 - Please, please, I am begging you. 558 00:20:27,768 --> 00:20:29,561 - [giggles mockingly] The answer is no. 559 00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:31,229 - See, this is why I don't get 560 00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:32,897 into romantic relationships with work colleagues. 561 00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:34,566 - We were not in a romantic relationship, so-- 562 00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:36,234 - Beth, I don't have time to get into our history 563 00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:37,694 and relitigate this, all right? 564 00:20:37,695 --> 00:20:40,905 We both know what happened. Can you just please do it? 565 00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:42,240 - No. 566 00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:43,868 - Fuck. 567 00:20:46,120 --> 00:20:47,746 - You know what? 568 00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:49,372 When you were dating Jimmy, 569 00:20:49,373 --> 00:20:51,374 I really thought we could be friends. 570 00:20:51,375 --> 00:20:53,585 But now I know you're just another selfish blonde, 571 00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:55,378 aren't you? 572 00:20:55,379 --> 00:20:56,881 You're a bitch. 573 00:20:58,549 --> 00:20:59,758 Jimmy! 574 00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:01,760 [upbeat music] 575 00:21:01,761 --> 00:21:03,762 - Stop. Stop looking at that. I know I'm not on the list. 576 00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:05,054 I'm just gonna speak for a second. 577 00:21:05,055 --> 00:21:08,266 It's okay, it's okay, tell them Deborah Vance said it was okay. 578 00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:09,768 - Deborah, wait, wait. 579 00:21:09,769 --> 00:21:12,437 I tried, but they won't turn the cameras off--I'm sorry. 580 00:21:12,438 --> 00:21:15,023 Look, even if Bob Lipka's people don't see it, 581 00:21:15,024 --> 00:21:17,066 as we've experienced, someone could just leak it anyway. 582 00:21:17,067 --> 00:21:18,693 I really don't think you should do this. 583 00:21:18,694 --> 00:21:20,361 - I'm not just doing this for me. 584 00:21:20,362 --> 00:21:23,282 I'm doing this for all women who've been silenced. 585 00:21:26,786 --> 00:21:27,952 - How? 586 00:21:27,953 --> 00:21:29,245 [applause] - Thank you. 587 00:21:29,246 --> 00:21:31,623 Thank you all so much for coming tonight. 588 00:21:31,624 --> 00:21:33,166 You know, we may not have figured out 589 00:21:33,167 --> 00:21:34,501 who's making dinner, but we figured out 590 00:21:34,502 --> 00:21:37,170 who's getting all the credit-- Frank Vance. 591 00:21:37,171 --> 00:21:38,588 [crowd murmurs] 592 00:21:38,589 --> 00:21:41,049 Oh, no, I know, that's not fair. 593 00:21:41,050 --> 00:21:42,133 - What is going on? - I tried to stop her, 594 00:21:42,134 --> 00:21:43,301 but I couldn't. 595 00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:45,470 - Um, Frank gave me a lot of credit. 596 00:21:45,471 --> 00:21:48,598 In fact, he gave me solo credit for that house fire. 597 00:21:48,599 --> 00:21:50,809 You remember that one, y'all? Hmm? 598 00:21:50,810 --> 00:21:53,102 - "Y'all" is back. - Mm. 599 00:21:53,103 --> 00:21:55,188 - The only woman who knows fire better than I do 600 00:21:55,189 --> 00:21:57,982 is my sister in the struggle, Joan of Arc. 601 00:21:57,983 --> 00:21:59,651 I was told not to speak tonight, 602 00:21:59,652 --> 00:22:01,653 but, uh, at least Joan got to scream 603 00:22:01,654 --> 00:22:03,196 when she was burned at the stake. 604 00:22:03,197 --> 00:22:04,781 [crowd murmuring] 605 00:22:04,782 --> 00:22:06,115 Lucky bitch. 606 00:22:06,116 --> 00:22:08,868 - Mm... [person coughs] 607 00:22:08,869 --> 00:22:10,662 - Did I ever mention-- did I ever mention 608 00:22:10,663 --> 00:22:12,789 that Frank's family had slaves? 609 00:22:12,790 --> 00:22:15,083 [crowd gasps] 610 00:22:15,084 --> 00:22:16,961 Nasty stuff. 611 00:22:19,755 --> 00:22:22,049 Okay, let's roll that clip. 612 00:22:23,717 --> 00:22:26,345 [scattered applause] 613 00:22:30,391 --> 00:22:32,809 - Deborah, stop sulking. 614 00:22:32,810 --> 00:22:33,977 If they won't let you get a credit card, 615 00:22:33,978 --> 00:22:35,353 you can just use mine. 616 00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:38,439 - No, I'm gonna tell them I'm... 617 00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:40,024 [audience laughing] 618 00:22:40,025 --> 00:22:42,318 Mr. Denny Vansatori. 619 00:22:42,319 --> 00:22:44,195 [laughter] 620 00:22:44,196 --> 00:22:46,114 [glass shatters] Oh, that's funny. 621 00:22:46,115 --> 00:22:48,491 I always thought I'd be the one whose water broke. 622 00:22:48,492 --> 00:22:50,994 - Deborah, why are you dressed like a man? 623 00:22:50,995 --> 00:22:52,871 - Well, if the bank won't let a woman open a credit card 624 00:22:52,872 --> 00:22:54,914 because it doesn't see me as a full person-- 625 00:22:54,915 --> 00:22:56,875 - You're going to force them? - How about that? 626 00:22:56,876 --> 00:22:58,459 Not even five minutes being a man, 627 00:22:58,460 --> 00:23:00,461 and already I'm forcing people against their will. 628 00:23:00,462 --> 00:23:02,255 [laughter] 629 00:23:02,256 --> 00:23:03,464 - Hmm. - Yeah, if this was today, 630 00:23:03,465 --> 00:23:05,258 you'd need four roommates to afford this house. 631 00:23:05,259 --> 00:23:07,385 - Yeah. - You remember roommates? 632 00:23:07,386 --> 00:23:08,720 - No, I actually didn't have roommates. 633 00:23:08,721 --> 00:23:12,473 I have to live alone because I have bathroom stuff. 634 00:23:12,474 --> 00:23:14,350 - Is that an idea for a show? 635 00:23:14,351 --> 00:23:16,060 - Bathroom stuff? Like, someone who lives alone? 636 00:23:16,061 --> 00:23:17,687 No, it's sad. - No. 637 00:23:17,688 --> 00:23:19,689 No, like, something based on this, where, like-- 638 00:23:19,690 --> 00:23:20,940 - Oh. 639 00:23:20,941 --> 00:23:23,067 - I don't know--where, like, their grandkid 640 00:23:23,068 --> 00:23:25,069 inherits this house and then has a bunch of roommates. 641 00:23:25,070 --> 00:23:28,489 It's about, like, chosen family, that sort of a thing. 642 00:23:28,490 --> 00:23:30,909 - You know, reboots are really sellable. 643 00:23:30,910 --> 00:23:32,869 Existing IP is very, very good. 644 00:23:32,870 --> 00:23:34,746 - And it can actually be about something, you know? 645 00:23:34,747 --> 00:23:35,914 They could be grappling with the fact 646 00:23:35,915 --> 00:23:38,416 that, like, our generation is, like, never going to find 647 00:23:38,417 --> 00:23:39,751 the success that our parents found. 648 00:23:39,752 --> 00:23:41,419 But, like, what does that success mean, 649 00:23:41,420 --> 00:23:42,587 and, like, how do we redefine it? 650 00:23:42,588 --> 00:23:44,839 You know what I mean? Like, community building. 651 00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:47,300 Like, downward mobility. - Yeah, but funny. 652 00:23:47,301 --> 00:23:49,385 - Yeah. - I think that's really good. 653 00:23:49,386 --> 00:23:51,429 I think if you can do a reboot that's about something, 654 00:23:51,430 --> 00:23:52,639 that could be excellent. 655 00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:55,558 You should definitely flesh it out and pitch it to Jessica. 656 00:23:55,559 --> 00:23:57,393 - [sighs] Deborah doesn't have the rights, though. 657 00:23:57,394 --> 00:23:59,312 - That's okay. I'll look into it. 658 00:23:59,313 --> 00:24:01,064 - Okay. - Okay. 659 00:24:01,065 --> 00:24:02,440 I like that. - [laughs] 660 00:24:02,441 --> 00:24:03,650 - I think it's good. 661 00:24:03,651 --> 00:24:04,984 - So do you need something, Gino, or... 662 00:24:04,985 --> 00:24:07,070 - I got myself in a mess. - Okay. 663 00:24:07,071 --> 00:24:08,864 [upbeat theme music] 664 00:24:10,658 --> 00:24:13,117 - Frank, thank you so much for sitting with us. 665 00:24:13,118 --> 00:24:16,205 [interview continues muffled] 666 00:24:19,333 --> 00:24:21,125 What do you think made "Who's Making Dinner?" 667 00:24:21,126 --> 00:24:23,878 such a groundbreaking show? 668 00:24:23,879 --> 00:24:27,090 - Well, you know, we weren't trying to be groundbreaking. 669 00:24:27,091 --> 00:24:31,970 We were making a show about our relationship. 670 00:24:31,971 --> 00:24:34,013 And, um... 671 00:24:34,014 --> 00:24:36,975 the only reason people even paid attention to it 672 00:24:36,976 --> 00:24:39,268 was because it was funny. 673 00:24:39,269 --> 00:24:41,604 - And you two had never worked in TV before. 674 00:24:41,605 --> 00:24:44,358 So how did you know that what you were making was funny? 675 00:24:46,026 --> 00:24:47,903 - Because of Deborah. 676 00:24:49,738 --> 00:24:52,700 Deborah was the funny one. 677 00:24:55,536 --> 00:24:57,829 She was always... 678 00:24:57,830 --> 00:25:00,999 the funniest person... 679 00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:03,835 in any room. 680 00:25:03,836 --> 00:25:06,629 [soft music] 681 00:25:06,630 --> 00:25:08,006 ♪ ♪ 682 00:25:08,007 --> 00:25:11,134 - And as you transitioned into producing game shows, 683 00:25:11,135 --> 00:25:12,844 what was your inspiration for... 684 00:25:12,845 --> 00:25:19,977 ♪ ♪ 685 00:25:29,111 --> 00:25:30,738 - Hey. 686 00:25:32,614 --> 00:25:34,158 You okay? 687 00:25:35,909 --> 00:25:37,410 - No. 688 00:25:37,411 --> 00:25:40,747 - Yeah. 'Cause you bombed super hard? 689 00:25:40,748 --> 00:25:43,417 It was rough. - No. 690 00:25:45,127 --> 00:25:47,171 It's what Frank said. 691 00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:51,049 - But he said you were the funny one. 692 00:25:51,050 --> 00:25:53,676 I-I feel like that would be nice to hear, no? 693 00:25:53,677 --> 00:25:54,886 - It was. 694 00:25:54,887 --> 00:25:56,764 That's the problem. 695 00:26:00,392 --> 00:26:04,437 It's been-- it's been 50 fucking years. 696 00:26:04,438 --> 00:26:07,107 Why do I still need to hear that? 697 00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:10,401 Why should I care about what some kid who I met 698 00:26:10,402 --> 00:26:13,155 when I was 18 years old thinks about me? 699 00:26:14,865 --> 00:26:17,575 It's pathetic. 700 00:26:17,576 --> 00:26:19,327 - Yeah. 701 00:26:19,328 --> 00:26:21,038 I mean, I get that. 702 00:26:22,664 --> 00:26:26,210 Sometimes there's just one person we want to impress. 703 00:26:30,130 --> 00:26:31,923 - Yeah. 704 00:26:31,924 --> 00:26:34,884 - I have to ask... 705 00:26:34,885 --> 00:26:38,888 what was the mess that Gino was getting into in that episode? 706 00:26:38,889 --> 00:26:40,098 - [laughs] 707 00:26:40,099 --> 00:26:41,224 - Was there chaos? 708 00:26:41,225 --> 00:26:43,101 Did hijinks ensue? 709 00:26:43,102 --> 00:26:45,103 We didn't get to find out. 710 00:26:45,104 --> 00:26:46,938 - [laughing] I'll tell you in the car. 711 00:26:46,939 --> 00:26:49,023 - Okay. - [sniffles] 712 00:26:49,024 --> 00:26:52,026 [mellow music] 713 00:26:52,027 --> 00:26:54,445 ♪ ♪ 714 00:26:54,446 --> 00:26:56,739 - Thank you. - Oh, my God. 715 00:26:56,740 --> 00:26:58,908 I always want to be like, you don't have to run. 716 00:26:58,909 --> 00:27:00,451 There's no rush. 717 00:27:00,452 --> 00:27:02,745 - I like it when they run. 718 00:27:02,746 --> 00:27:04,122 - Deborah Vance. 719 00:27:04,123 --> 00:27:05,748 - Yes? 720 00:27:05,749 --> 00:27:07,750 - Got a call you violated a restraining order tonight. 721 00:27:07,751 --> 00:27:09,627 - [sighs] - Need you to come with us. 722 00:27:09,628 --> 00:27:11,295 - Oh, you got to be kidding me. - Nope. 723 00:27:11,296 --> 00:27:12,630 - You're actually gonna arrest me? 724 00:27:12,631 --> 00:27:14,132 - Yep. - I'm sorry. 725 00:27:14,133 --> 00:27:17,593 She wasn't even funny tonight. That was barely even comedy. 726 00:27:17,594 --> 00:27:19,137 - Let's go. - No! 727 00:27:19,138 --> 00:27:20,638 - Yes. - No! 728 00:27:20,639 --> 00:27:22,807 - Do you know where I keep my bail cash? 729 00:27:22,808 --> 00:27:25,143 - Yeah, in Vegas, it's underneath the bathroom sink! 730 00:27:25,144 --> 00:27:27,145 But where is it in LA? 731 00:27:27,146 --> 00:27:28,980 Deborah, where is it in LA? 732 00:27:28,981 --> 00:27:31,816 - Call Josefina! 733 00:27:31,817 --> 00:27:33,484 Watch the hair! 734 00:27:33,485 --> 00:27:36,654 - Wha--fuck! Shit! 735 00:27:36,655 --> 00:27:38,447 Yo, valet! 736 00:27:38,448 --> 00:27:40,992 Pick up the pace! 737 00:27:40,993 --> 00:27:43,078 [cell door buzzes] 738 00:27:48,041 --> 00:27:51,169 - What are you in for? 739 00:27:51,170 --> 00:27:52,879 - Stand-up comedy. 740 00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:55,131 You? 741 00:27:55,132 --> 00:27:57,175 - Shoplifting from Macy's. 742 00:27:57,176 --> 00:27:59,886 - Oh, that's really wrong. 743 00:27:59,887 --> 00:28:02,680 If you're gonna shoplift, make it Neiman Marcus. 744 00:28:02,681 --> 00:28:06,143 [scattered laughter] 745 00:28:09,062 --> 00:28:11,022 What are you in for? 746 00:28:11,023 --> 00:28:13,441 - I, uh--I got a DUI. 747 00:28:13,442 --> 00:28:16,652 - Oh, honey, we got to get you an Uber account... 748 00:28:16,653 --> 00:28:17,695 [laughter] 749 00:28:17,696 --> 00:28:20,031 Or at least a pair of Rollerblades, Jesus. 750 00:28:20,032 --> 00:28:22,867 [laughter] 751 00:28:22,868 --> 00:28:24,827 You know, it's not my first time in jail. 752 00:28:24,828 --> 00:28:27,038 I mean, I, uh, was in actor jail once. 753 00:28:27,039 --> 00:28:28,706 I did a Lifetime movie called 754 00:28:28,707 --> 00:28:30,374 "A Prayer for Mommy's Slippers." 755 00:28:30,375 --> 00:28:31,709 [laughter] 756 00:28:31,710 --> 00:28:34,212 I was guilty for not running when I heard the title. 757 00:28:34,213 --> 00:28:38,591 [laughter] 758 00:28:38,592 --> 00:28:42,220 [indistinct chatter] 759 00:28:42,221 --> 00:28:43,847 - Hi, I'm here for Deborah Vance. 760 00:28:46,099 --> 00:28:47,225 Is that enough? 761 00:28:47,226 --> 00:28:48,935 [laughter] - That's right, that's right. 762 00:28:48,936 --> 00:28:50,478 I've been cuffed before, 763 00:28:50,479 --> 00:28:53,064 but it usually involved some boundaries and a safe word. 764 00:28:53,065 --> 00:28:54,398 [laughter] [door clangs] 765 00:28:54,399 --> 00:28:56,150 Oh, she knows, little freak! 766 00:28:56,151 --> 00:28:57,818 [laughter] 767 00:28:57,819 --> 00:29:00,571 - Deborah Vance, you made bail. 768 00:29:00,572 --> 00:29:03,074 - Ah. That's my time. 769 00:29:03,075 --> 00:29:05,743 [cheers and applause] 770 00:29:05,744 --> 00:29:08,412 Oh, hey, can I bail out my friends here? 771 00:29:08,413 --> 00:29:10,623 - If you got the cash. - All right, what do you need? 772 00:29:10,624 --> 00:29:11,624 What do you need? - $500 for me! 773 00:29:11,625 --> 00:29:13,376 - $8,000! - $20,000! 774 00:29:13,377 --> 00:29:15,419 - Damn, what did you do? 775 00:29:15,420 --> 00:29:17,088 - I punched a police horse. 776 00:29:17,089 --> 00:29:19,507 - Oh, Jesus. Come on, let's go! 777 00:29:19,508 --> 00:29:20,549 [all cheering] 778 00:29:20,550 --> 00:29:23,094 [distant siren wailing] 779 00:29:23,095 --> 00:29:25,096 - So how was it in there? Was it bad? 780 00:29:25,097 --> 00:29:28,182 - It was amazing. 781 00:29:28,183 --> 00:29:30,268 - Really? - Frank was right. 782 00:29:30,269 --> 00:29:31,435 - Don't walk. 783 00:29:31,436 --> 00:29:33,104 - The only reason that people paid attention 784 00:29:33,105 --> 00:29:35,648 to "Who's Making Dinner?" is 'cause it was funny. 785 00:29:35,649 --> 00:29:37,275 But that's what I need to be focusing on 786 00:29:37,276 --> 00:29:38,776 with my Garden show. 787 00:29:38,777 --> 00:29:40,653 It doesn't need to be important. 788 00:29:40,654 --> 00:29:43,614 It just--it just needs to be funny. 789 00:29:43,615 --> 00:29:46,659 - Yeah, I mean, I feel like I said that, 790 00:29:46,660 --> 00:29:49,203 but then a man said it louder, but it's okay. 791 00:29:49,204 --> 00:29:50,288 I'll just repress it. 792 00:29:50,289 --> 00:29:51,622 It'll make me funnier in the long run. 793 00:29:51,623 --> 00:29:54,292 - I'm sorry I didn't listen. 794 00:29:54,293 --> 00:29:56,585 I have just been consumed 795 00:29:56,586 --> 00:29:58,921 by my anger. 796 00:29:58,922 --> 00:30:00,798 I didn't see the forest for the trees. 797 00:30:00,799 --> 00:30:03,926 I mean, what people are gonna remember is... 798 00:30:03,927 --> 00:30:05,428 if I made them laugh. 799 00:30:05,429 --> 00:30:07,221 - Yes! Exactly what I was saying. 800 00:30:07,222 --> 00:30:08,431 Love. - Yep. 801 00:30:08,432 --> 00:30:10,141 - Great. - Walk. 802 00:30:10,142 --> 00:30:13,144 - Oh. Hey, who's hungry? [all cheering] 803 00:30:13,145 --> 00:30:14,645 Okay, let's go to Norm's. 804 00:30:14,646 --> 00:30:16,355 I want to try out more material. 805 00:30:16,356 --> 00:30:18,274 - Okay. - That's a good idea. 806 00:30:18,275 --> 00:30:20,318 - You know, it's been a real pleasure sharing an open toilet 807 00:30:20,319 --> 00:30:22,611 with you ladies. [laughter] 808 00:30:22,612 --> 00:30:24,322 But, Bethanney, I'm a little concerned 809 00:30:24,323 --> 00:30:26,449 about the color of your pee. - I know. 810 00:30:26,450 --> 00:30:28,159 - ♪ For the judge, yeah ♪ 811 00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:30,494 ♪ Whoo! ♪ 812 00:30:30,495 --> 00:30:33,497 ["Murder in My Heart (For the Judge) by Lee Michaels] 813 00:30:33,498 --> 00:30:38,711 ♪ ♪ 814 00:30:38,712 --> 00:30:40,004 ♪ Whoo! ♪ 815 00:30:40,005 --> 00:30:47,095 ♪ ♪ 816 00:30:51,224 --> 00:30:54,393 ♪ Whoo! Hey! ♪ 817 00:30:54,394 --> 00:31:01,526 ♪ ♪ 818 00:31:10,577 --> 00:31:12,286 ♪ Everybody sing, yeah ♪ 819 00:31:12,287 --> 00:31:17,041 ♪ Got murder in my heart for the judge ♪ 820 00:31:17,042 --> 00:31:20,044 ♪ Got murder in my heart ♪ 821 00:31:20,045 --> 00:31:22,630 ♪ For the judge ♪ 822 00:31:22,631 --> 00:31:25,216 ♪ 'Cause the bad old bastard ♪ 823 00:31:25,217 --> 00:31:27,885 ♪ Wouldn't budge ♪ 824 00:31:27,886 --> 00:31:30,721 ♪ I got murder in my heart ♪ 825 00:31:30,722 --> 00:31:33,182 ♪ For the judge ♪ 826 00:31:33,183 --> 00:31:37,228 ♪ 'Cause the bad old bastard wouldn't budge ♪ 827 00:31:37,229 --> 00:31:38,771 ♪ ♪ 828 00:31:38,772 --> 00:31:42,233 ♪ Got murder in my heart for the judge ♪ 829 00:31:42,234 --> 00:31:44,235 ♪ Oh, everybody now ♪ 830 00:31:44,236 --> 00:31:47,906 {\an8}♪ Got murder in my heart for the judge ♪