1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,751 {\an8}[cheers and applause] 2 00:00:01,752 --> 00:00:03,462 {\an8}[horn blares] 3 00:00:07,007 --> 00:00:08,341 - Look at that speed. 4 00:00:08,342 --> 00:00:09,675 - Damien. 5 00:00:09,676 --> 00:00:12,136 - He's clocking at 9 miles per hour. 6 00:00:12,137 --> 00:00:14,472 - Ooh! Let's get his info. 7 00:00:14,473 --> 00:00:16,349 - Paris team is looking good. 8 00:00:16,350 --> 00:00:18,142 They were the laughingstock of the Hospitality Olympics 9 00:00:18,143 --> 00:00:20,520 last year, but they've really turned things around. 10 00:00:20,521 --> 00:00:22,355 - They've got a strong anchor. 11 00:00:22,356 --> 00:00:23,689 - Mm. 12 00:00:23,690 --> 00:00:26,192 She's quick, but I worry about precision. 13 00:00:26,193 --> 00:00:28,861 We're only staffing the best of the best at the Diva. 14 00:00:28,862 --> 00:00:31,113 - Ooh, is that what you're calling the casino? 15 00:00:31,114 --> 00:00:32,615 - Mm-hmm. 16 00:00:32,616 --> 00:00:34,867 - The Diva. I like that. 17 00:00:34,868 --> 00:00:36,160 Diva. 18 00:00:36,161 --> 00:00:37,787 [horn blares] 19 00:00:37,788 --> 00:00:40,206 Ooh! Look at that little one. 20 00:00:40,207 --> 00:00:43,376 He lets the suck of the vacuum pull him. 21 00:00:43,377 --> 00:00:45,711 He'll be less prone to injury. 22 00:00:45,712 --> 00:00:47,589 [horn blares] Smart. 23 00:00:51,093 --> 00:00:53,427 - Okay. Done. 24 00:00:53,428 --> 00:00:56,055 - I like his passion. - No. Can't do it. 25 00:00:56,056 --> 00:00:58,474 Horrible at trivia. - Call it. Call it, ref. 26 00:00:58,475 --> 00:01:00,393 [horn blares] Yes! Who do you think you are? 27 00:01:00,394 --> 00:01:01,394 I am. 28 00:01:01,395 --> 00:01:03,729 I am Ray, motherfuckers! 29 00:01:03,730 --> 00:01:06,148 [cheering] Pretty good. 30 00:01:06,149 --> 00:01:07,733 - Come on, let's go. It needs to be perfect. 31 00:01:07,734 --> 00:01:09,318 Work for this. Work for this. 32 00:01:09,319 --> 00:01:11,946 - This is where a hotel succeeds or fails-- 33 00:01:11,947 --> 00:01:13,114 a well-made bed. 34 00:01:13,115 --> 00:01:14,574 - That's almost all there is. 35 00:01:14,575 --> 00:01:16,784 Look at him in the vest. 36 00:01:16,785 --> 00:01:18,869 I like the way he handles the top sheet. 37 00:01:18,870 --> 00:01:20,580 - Go, Sophie! Go! Go! 38 00:01:20,581 --> 00:01:21,747 I did not wanna bring you tonight. 39 00:01:21,748 --> 00:01:22,748 Prove me wrong! 40 00:01:22,749 --> 00:01:24,584 - He's a surgeon. 41 00:01:24,585 --> 00:01:28,254 Quick but measured, efficient but not careless. 42 00:01:28,255 --> 00:01:29,255 - Fold that top! 43 00:01:29,256 --> 00:01:31,007 Hospital corners! 44 00:01:31,008 --> 00:01:32,592 We went over this, Sophie! 45 00:01:32,593 --> 00:01:33,926 Jesus Christ! 46 00:01:33,927 --> 00:01:35,053 Check, check. 47 00:01:37,806 --> 00:01:39,223 Whoo! Yes! 48 00:01:39,224 --> 00:01:40,683 [horn blares] 49 00:01:40,684 --> 00:01:44,312 [applause] 50 00:01:44,313 --> 00:01:46,814 I am the best bedmaker in the world! 51 00:01:46,815 --> 00:01:49,150 [laughs] 52 00:01:49,151 --> 00:01:51,652 - Okay, girl, I see you. 53 00:01:51,653 --> 00:01:53,279 [indistinct chatter] 54 00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:55,281 - I'm buzzed, buzzed. - Moment of truth. 55 00:01:55,282 --> 00:01:56,449 - Buzzed, buzzed. 56 00:01:56,450 --> 00:01:57,950 [cheering] 57 00:01:57,951 --> 00:01:59,952 - Good girl! - See? I'm on your side, girl. 58 00:01:59,953 --> 00:02:01,287 - [chuckles] - Oh. 59 00:02:01,288 --> 00:02:03,122 You know what I miss? Go Fish. 60 00:02:03,123 --> 00:02:04,749 - Mom! Mom! 61 00:02:04,750 --> 00:02:05,750 Hi, guys. 62 00:02:05,751 --> 00:02:07,126 Mom, I need you. 63 00:02:07,127 --> 00:02:09,587 - Oh, no, honey. Is Aidan leaving you? 64 00:02:09,588 --> 00:02:11,130 - [gasps] - This is what men do. 65 00:02:11,131 --> 00:02:12,798 They leave. 66 00:02:12,799 --> 00:02:14,300 Okay, you gotta make sure that all the vehicles 67 00:02:14,301 --> 00:02:15,509 are in your name. - No. 68 00:02:15,510 --> 00:02:16,636 - Are they? - No, no, no, no. 69 00:02:16,637 --> 00:02:18,304 - Are they? - Mom! 70 00:02:18,305 --> 00:02:21,599 They're finally doing "Celebrity Amazing Race"! 71 00:02:21,600 --> 00:02:23,434 - Oh. - Remember? 72 00:02:23,435 --> 00:02:24,644 You said that you would go on it with me 73 00:02:24,645 --> 00:02:26,854 if they ever made it? - Oh. 74 00:02:26,855 --> 00:02:28,105 Oh, yeah. 75 00:02:28,106 --> 00:02:29,315 No, DJ, you know that I'm gagged. 76 00:02:29,316 --> 00:02:30,441 I can't do any TV. 77 00:02:30,442 --> 00:02:32,151 No performing for months. 78 00:02:32,152 --> 00:02:33,819 - Nice try. I called your lawyer. 79 00:02:33,820 --> 00:02:35,488 - You called Stewart? - Well, that's what you get 80 00:02:35,489 --> 00:02:37,281 for suing me for criminal negligence 81 00:02:37,282 --> 00:02:39,158 for breaking Grandma's teapot, okay? 82 00:02:39,159 --> 00:02:41,327 Stewart and I have developed a lovely working relationship, 83 00:02:41,328 --> 00:02:43,162 and he says you're in the clear, 84 00:02:43,163 --> 00:02:46,290 as long as this season airs after the non-compete expires. 85 00:02:46,291 --> 00:02:48,668 And it does! So suck it! - No. 86 00:02:48,669 --> 00:02:50,503 You are not allowed to do a reality show. 87 00:02:50,504 --> 00:02:52,046 That has always been our rule. 88 00:02:52,047 --> 00:02:54,674 - Mom, this is really important to me, okay? 89 00:02:54,675 --> 00:02:57,051 You know it's important to me. 90 00:02:57,052 --> 00:02:59,178 "Amazing Race" got me sober. 91 00:02:59,179 --> 00:03:03,140 - Excuse me, I think $400,000 worth of rehab got you sober. 92 00:03:03,141 --> 00:03:04,934 - Nope, that failed. 93 00:03:04,935 --> 00:03:06,644 Episodes of "The Amazing Race" got me through 94 00:03:06,645 --> 00:03:08,187 some really dark times, okay? 95 00:03:08,188 --> 00:03:09,814 Phil Keoghan is my higher power. 96 00:03:09,815 --> 00:03:11,357 And you promised me that if I got sober, 97 00:03:11,358 --> 00:03:13,275 we would go on it together. 98 00:03:13,276 --> 00:03:14,860 - Okay. Okay. 99 00:03:14,861 --> 00:03:16,529 You're right. I'll think about it. 100 00:03:16,530 --> 00:03:17,863 - Yeah, think about it. 101 00:03:17,864 --> 00:03:19,323 But I need an answer by 5:00, okay? 102 00:03:19,324 --> 00:03:21,325 Plus, if we win, we get a million dollars, 103 00:03:21,326 --> 00:03:23,077 which covers my allowance for the year. 104 00:03:23,078 --> 00:03:26,205 - Well, honey, I think all that money goes to charity. 105 00:03:26,206 --> 00:03:28,207 - Oh, fuck! Really? Ugh. 106 00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:29,917 That's so stupid. You know what? 107 00:03:29,918 --> 00:03:31,877 I'm sure there's a workaround. I still wanna do it. 108 00:03:31,878 --> 00:03:35,214 I'm gonna go practice driving on the wrong side of the road. 109 00:03:35,215 --> 00:03:36,716 - Christ. - Yeah. 110 00:03:36,717 --> 00:03:38,384 Look, I don't think it's the worst thing 111 00:03:38,385 --> 00:03:40,052 in the world for you to go on a reality show. 112 00:03:40,053 --> 00:03:41,721 I mean, there'll be a big announcement revealing 113 00:03:41,722 --> 00:03:43,013 the cast, and you can get them to plug 114 00:03:43,014 --> 00:03:44,390 MSG in the press release. 115 00:03:44,391 --> 00:03:46,100 - You know, she's right. 116 00:03:46,101 --> 00:03:48,602 Reality shows do give celebrities fresh relevance. 117 00:03:48,603 --> 00:03:50,604 - That's true. 118 00:03:50,605 --> 00:03:52,356 But the problem with reality shows is, 119 00:03:52,357 --> 00:03:54,066 you cannot control the narrative. 120 00:03:54,067 --> 00:03:56,193 I mean, that's why I've turned down Andy Cohen 121 00:03:56,194 --> 00:03:57,737 more than every twink on Fire Island. 122 00:03:57,738 --> 00:03:59,697 And they can make you look however they want. 123 00:03:59,698 --> 00:04:01,824 I mean, don't worry about me, but I mean, they could really 124 00:04:01,825 --> 00:04:03,701 make DJ look like a fool. 125 00:04:03,702 --> 00:04:05,911 - I mean, she doesn't seem too worried to me. 126 00:04:05,912 --> 00:04:07,163 - Yeah. 127 00:04:07,164 --> 00:04:08,873 And having her as my teammate, 128 00:04:08,874 --> 00:04:11,333 we'd probably be out in the first leg. 129 00:04:11,334 --> 00:04:13,085 I could be home in a week. 130 00:04:13,086 --> 00:04:15,337 - You do need to sell tickets. 131 00:04:15,338 --> 00:04:18,799 - Well, I guess it looks like I'm doing "The Amazing Race." 132 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:20,301 - Whoo! 133 00:04:20,302 --> 00:04:21,969 - Girl, I cannot wait to watch your ass. 134 00:04:21,970 --> 00:04:23,763 - Gonna be great. 135 00:04:23,764 --> 00:04:26,766 [mellow upbeat music] 136 00:04:26,767 --> 00:04:29,602 ♪ ♪ 137 00:04:29,603 --> 00:04:32,480 - Oh, that's bad too. 138 00:04:32,481 --> 00:04:34,774 - [scoffs] Food waste is so depressing. 139 00:04:34,775 --> 00:04:37,109 You know this is the fourth blackout we've had this year? 140 00:04:37,110 --> 00:04:39,028 - It's the sixth. 141 00:04:39,029 --> 00:04:41,405 Two happened during separate 12-hour naps you were taking. 142 00:04:41,406 --> 00:04:43,407 Not sleeps, naps. 143 00:04:43,408 --> 00:04:45,409 And you slept those nights too. 144 00:04:45,410 --> 00:04:47,077 - That's even worse. 145 00:04:47,078 --> 00:04:48,954 Thank God I'm such a good napper or I'd be even more 146 00:04:48,955 --> 00:04:50,915 stressed out about the climate crisis. 147 00:04:50,916 --> 00:04:52,750 And don't monitor my sleep. 148 00:04:52,751 --> 00:04:53,793 It's private. 149 00:04:53,794 --> 00:04:55,294 - But it's fascinating. 150 00:04:55,295 --> 00:04:58,215 [phone buzzing] 151 00:04:59,758 --> 00:05:02,343 - Jimbo! What's up? - Hey. 152 00:05:02,344 --> 00:05:04,136 So I just finished lunch with Jessica Duncan, 153 00:05:04,137 --> 00:05:05,638 and I have great news. 154 00:05:05,639 --> 00:05:07,264 She loves the "Who's Making Dinner" idea. 155 00:05:07,265 --> 00:05:09,433 She wants to hear it. - Are you serious? 156 00:05:09,434 --> 00:05:11,477 - Yeah, she flipped out. [liquid splashing] 157 00:05:11,478 --> 00:05:12,978 Are you peeing? - What? 158 00:05:12,979 --> 00:05:14,230 - Call me back if you're peeing. 159 00:05:14,231 --> 00:05:15,815 I can talk to you in a second. 160 00:05:15,816 --> 00:05:17,483 - No, I'm making coffee, although I have peed 161 00:05:17,484 --> 00:05:18,734 while we were on the phone before. 162 00:05:18,735 --> 00:05:20,528 - Okay. 163 00:05:20,529 --> 00:05:22,112 Anyway, I wanna get you and Deborah in a room with her. 164 00:05:22,113 --> 00:05:23,447 Is Deborah excited? 165 00:05:23,448 --> 00:05:24,490 Because this could be really big. 166 00:05:24,491 --> 00:05:26,784 - Um, I have not yet-- 167 00:05:26,785 --> 00:05:28,327 I haven't talked to Deborah yet. 168 00:05:28,328 --> 00:05:30,162 - Well, you need to ASAP. 169 00:05:30,163 --> 00:05:34,291 Also, I do need to flag one issue with the rights. 170 00:05:34,292 --> 00:05:37,002 Apparently, when Frank died, he left them to Kathy. 171 00:05:37,003 --> 00:05:38,671 - Please tell me you mean Najimy. 172 00:05:38,672 --> 00:05:40,297 - Why would I mean Kathy Najimy? 173 00:05:40,298 --> 00:05:42,508 No, Kathy, her sister, the one who hates her. 174 00:05:42,509 --> 00:05:43,926 I even tried to grease the wheels. 175 00:05:43,927 --> 00:05:45,678 I gave her a call today, but she wanted 176 00:05:45,679 --> 00:05:47,096 to get off the phone because she said I was, quote, 177 00:05:47,097 --> 00:05:49,014 "an enabler of her abuser." - Whew. 178 00:05:49,015 --> 00:05:50,516 - Which I think is unfair, but you know what? 179 00:05:50,517 --> 00:05:52,142 We all have our narratives, so whatever. 180 00:05:52,143 --> 00:05:53,185 Whatever to her. 181 00:05:53,186 --> 00:05:54,353 She's a fucking bitch. 182 00:05:54,354 --> 00:05:56,522 - Okay, well, uh, I'll-- 183 00:05:56,523 --> 00:05:58,023 I'll talk to Deborah. 184 00:05:58,024 --> 00:05:59,525 - Let me know what our girl says. 185 00:05:59,526 --> 00:06:00,818 And if she is not happy, don't tell me. 186 00:06:00,819 --> 00:06:02,528 Just internalize it. 187 00:06:02,529 --> 00:06:04,864 [upbeat music] 188 00:06:04,865 --> 00:06:07,533 - I think you're packing too much stuff. 189 00:06:07,534 --> 00:06:09,994 Do you really have room for six rolls of toilet paper? 190 00:06:09,995 --> 00:06:11,537 - Oh, you can't just downgrade 191 00:06:11,538 --> 00:06:13,205 your toilet tissue out of nowhere. 192 00:06:13,206 --> 00:06:14,540 I haven't had time to build up any kind of a tolerance. 193 00:06:14,541 --> 00:06:16,208 It's a shock to the system. 194 00:06:16,209 --> 00:06:17,668 I mean, you can go to the hospital. 195 00:06:17,669 --> 00:06:18,794 - Totally. 196 00:06:18,795 --> 00:06:21,213 Um, hey, while I have you... 197 00:06:21,214 --> 00:06:23,382 so you know how I have that blind script deal? 198 00:06:23,383 --> 00:06:25,259 - Mm-hmm. 199 00:06:25,260 --> 00:06:27,762 - Well, I figured out what I wanna do. 200 00:06:30,015 --> 00:06:31,891 I wanna reboot "Who's Making Dinner?" 201 00:06:31,892 --> 00:06:33,559 - Oh. - Um, yeah. 202 00:06:33,560 --> 00:06:35,227 It would take place in the same house, 203 00:06:35,228 --> 00:06:37,396 but instead of a young couple, it would follow 204 00:06:37,397 --> 00:06:39,231 some Gen Z friends who have to all 205 00:06:39,232 --> 00:06:40,649 live together to afford it. 206 00:06:40,650 --> 00:06:42,234 I could pitch it, and then you could just, 207 00:06:42,235 --> 00:06:43,819 like, totally rewrite it if you wanted to. 208 00:06:43,820 --> 00:06:45,321 Like, just whichever version works for you, 209 00:06:45,322 --> 00:06:46,822 I feel like, yeah, down with. 210 00:06:46,823 --> 00:06:49,575 But I just wanted to run it by you, because-- 211 00:06:49,576 --> 00:06:51,410 - I--I really don't wanna do a reboot 212 00:06:51,411 --> 00:06:53,621 of "Who's Making Dinner?" 213 00:06:53,622 --> 00:06:55,080 - Okay. 214 00:06:55,081 --> 00:06:56,790 - But you should. 215 00:06:56,791 --> 00:06:58,542 - No, no. 216 00:06:58,543 --> 00:07:00,753 No, no, I--I wouldn't wanna do it without you. 217 00:07:00,754 --> 00:07:04,089 - No, no, no, I'm moving forward with the Garden, 218 00:07:04,090 --> 00:07:06,592 but I give you my blessing. 219 00:07:06,593 --> 00:07:08,385 - Are you sure? 220 00:07:08,386 --> 00:07:10,846 I mean, I know it's, like, triggering for you 221 00:07:10,847 --> 00:07:13,849 when people rewrite your story. 222 00:07:13,850 --> 00:07:16,728 - Well, I would trust you to do it. 223 00:07:18,438 --> 00:07:20,606 - Thanks. 224 00:07:20,607 --> 00:07:21,690 I won't let you down. 225 00:07:21,691 --> 00:07:23,859 - I know. 226 00:07:23,860 --> 00:07:25,903 But you know, I don't have the rights. 227 00:07:25,904 --> 00:07:28,113 So I can't help you with that. 228 00:07:28,114 --> 00:07:30,157 - Well, maybe you can. 229 00:07:30,158 --> 00:07:33,160 [mellow rock music] 230 00:07:33,161 --> 00:07:40,293 ♪ ♪ 231 00:07:42,003 --> 00:07:44,880 - [chuckles] Look at that headshot. 232 00:07:44,881 --> 00:07:47,132 It's at least 20 years old. 233 00:07:47,133 --> 00:07:50,761 - We have two offers already, and two others are writing. 234 00:07:50,762 --> 00:07:52,930 So if you're interested, I suggest 235 00:07:52,931 --> 00:07:55,350 you come in aggressively. - Okay, great, thanks. 236 00:07:58,395 --> 00:07:59,687 - What the hell are you doing here? 237 00:07:59,688 --> 00:08:01,313 - Nice bones, Kathy. 238 00:08:01,314 --> 00:08:03,023 Not you, the house. 239 00:08:03,024 --> 00:08:04,608 - How did you find me? 240 00:08:04,609 --> 00:08:06,527 Do you still have that PI following me? 241 00:08:06,528 --> 00:08:08,779 - PI? What PI? 242 00:08:08,780 --> 00:08:10,155 - [sighs] 243 00:08:10,156 --> 00:08:11,907 - He died. 244 00:08:11,908 --> 00:08:13,325 Is there somewhere we can sit? 245 00:08:13,326 --> 00:08:15,620 - If we must. 246 00:08:18,498 --> 00:08:20,416 I was surprised you weren't at the christening. 247 00:08:20,417 --> 00:08:23,085 - What? - We--we both were. 248 00:08:23,086 --> 00:08:24,837 I'm AJ's godmother. 249 00:08:24,838 --> 00:08:26,839 - I am AJ's godmother. 250 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:28,048 - Oh, God. 251 00:08:28,049 --> 00:08:29,550 DJ must have had two christenings. 252 00:08:29,551 --> 00:08:31,594 - [chuckles] You wanna alternate months? 253 00:08:34,097 --> 00:08:35,139 So, listen-- 254 00:08:35,140 --> 00:08:36,849 - I know why you're here. 255 00:08:36,850 --> 00:08:40,352 I talked to Jimmy against the advice of my healer. 256 00:08:40,353 --> 00:08:43,022 Deborah, you are not getting the rights to that show. 257 00:08:43,023 --> 00:08:44,523 - The thing is, they're not-- they're not for Deborah. 258 00:08:44,524 --> 00:08:46,525 They're for me. - Ha, sure. 259 00:08:46,526 --> 00:08:47,901 - No, really, they are. 260 00:08:47,902 --> 00:08:49,028 - What are you going to do with them? 261 00:08:49,029 --> 00:08:50,070 Nothing. 262 00:08:50,071 --> 00:08:51,405 - Well, you don't know that. 263 00:08:51,406 --> 00:08:52,531 I journal. 264 00:08:52,532 --> 00:08:53,657 - So what's your price? 265 00:08:53,658 --> 00:08:55,034 You obviously need the money. 266 00:08:55,035 --> 00:08:56,410 I don't remember you having a passion 267 00:08:56,411 --> 00:08:58,037 for selling real estate. 268 00:08:58,038 --> 00:08:59,788 You weren't even good at playing house. 269 00:08:59,789 --> 00:09:01,707 - Well, you always made me be the maid. 270 00:09:01,708 --> 00:09:03,292 - Well, you were a natural. 271 00:09:03,293 --> 00:09:05,627 - I'm surprised you could remember anything at all. 272 00:09:05,628 --> 00:09:09,381 I read that you had a psychotic break live on air. 273 00:09:09,382 --> 00:09:11,675 No surprise there. Hope you're getting help. 274 00:09:11,676 --> 00:09:13,969 - Just like you got help in the '90s with Prozac? 275 00:09:13,970 --> 00:09:15,804 - How did you-- 276 00:09:15,805 --> 00:09:17,389 - I had DJ go through your trash like a good little girl. 277 00:09:17,390 --> 00:09:20,184 - Okay, my sisters, let's turn the volume down. 278 00:09:20,185 --> 00:09:25,564 Kathy, is there anything we could do to change your mind? 279 00:09:25,565 --> 00:09:30,402 - Well, there is one thing. 280 00:09:30,403 --> 00:09:32,905 - No. No. Let's go. - What? 281 00:09:32,906 --> 00:09:34,698 - When we were little, our mother had these 282 00:09:34,699 --> 00:09:37,076 salt and pepper shakers. - Do not waste your breath! 283 00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:40,412 - They were cherubic, porcelain little blonde girls. 284 00:09:40,413 --> 00:09:42,206 She used to say they looked exactly like us. 285 00:09:42,207 --> 00:09:44,041 We loved them. 286 00:09:44,042 --> 00:09:46,418 That's why we started shaker collections of our own. 287 00:09:46,419 --> 00:09:49,046 Then when Mom passed, Deborah stole them from me. 288 00:09:49,047 --> 00:09:50,589 - I never stole them! 289 00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:52,716 Mom said she always wanted me to have them. 290 00:09:52,717 --> 00:09:54,802 - I'll give you the rights if you give me back the shakers. 291 00:09:54,803 --> 00:09:56,470 - Which is never gonna happen. See? 292 00:09:56,471 --> 00:09:59,139 She's deliberately crushing your dreams. 293 00:09:59,140 --> 00:10:01,433 It's sadistic, really. This woman is sick. 294 00:10:01,434 --> 00:10:06,147 This woman is sick! 295 00:10:07,649 --> 00:10:09,858 Let's leave. - Sorry. 296 00:10:09,859 --> 00:10:12,403 - Don't even think about coming back without those shakers! 297 00:10:14,531 --> 00:10:15,781 - Oh. 298 00:10:15,782 --> 00:10:17,407 Window's cracked. Candles are lit. 299 00:10:17,408 --> 00:10:19,869 There's mold. Run. Run. 300 00:10:21,830 --> 00:10:24,040 - [sighs] Hello. 301 00:10:25,792 --> 00:10:28,210 - I'm sorry. 302 00:10:28,211 --> 00:10:29,211 I would pay anything. 303 00:10:29,212 --> 00:10:30,712 I just can't-- 304 00:10:30,713 --> 00:10:32,172 I can't do that. - I get it. 305 00:10:32,173 --> 00:10:33,507 I get it. That's okay. 306 00:10:33,508 --> 00:10:34,634 Thank you for trying. 307 00:10:39,430 --> 00:10:42,349 [exciting music] 308 00:10:42,350 --> 00:10:47,479 ♪ ♪ 309 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:50,567 - "Amazing Race" contestants, take your places, please. 310 00:10:53,027 --> 00:10:54,987 - Oh, my God, this is the best day of my life. 311 00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:56,697 Thank you so much for doing this. 312 00:10:56,698 --> 00:10:58,115 - Well, you're welcome, sweetie. 313 00:10:58,116 --> 00:10:59,616 But just remember our deal, okay? 314 00:10:59,617 --> 00:11:00,993 You're representing the family. - Yeah. 315 00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:02,494 - So when on camera... - Mm-hmm. 316 00:11:02,495 --> 00:11:03,829 - No swearing. - Right. 317 00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:05,497 - No unladylike behavior. - Mm-hmm. 318 00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:07,249 - No talking back. 319 00:11:07,250 --> 00:11:09,626 Okay, I mean, when in doubt, ask yourself, WWMD? 320 00:11:09,627 --> 00:11:12,588 - What Would Mommy Do? I know! - Yes, What Would Mommy Do? 321 00:11:12,589 --> 00:11:13,839 - I understand. - Don't talk back. 322 00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:16,008 - I didn't. I talked with. 323 00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:17,259 We said the same thing. - Okay. 324 00:11:17,260 --> 00:11:19,303 - Hey, everyone! - Yes, Phil! 325 00:11:19,304 --> 00:11:22,681 - I would officially like to welcome you all 326 00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:24,016 to "The Amazing Race." 327 00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:27,853 [cheers and applause] 328 00:11:27,854 --> 00:11:30,647 Now, since this is our first celebrity race, 329 00:11:30,648 --> 00:11:32,357 why don't we just talk a little bit 330 00:11:32,358 --> 00:11:34,193 about why you are taking part. 331 00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:37,321 Drew and Jonathan, what inspired you to be here today? 332 00:11:37,322 --> 00:11:41,408 - Well, we love to compete, so not if, but when we win-- 333 00:11:41,409 --> 00:11:43,327 - Very confident. - Yeah. 334 00:11:43,328 --> 00:11:44,661 - Yeah. - Okay. 335 00:11:44,662 --> 00:11:45,871 - We're gonna be donating our prize money 336 00:11:45,872 --> 00:11:47,539 to the Alzheimer's Association. 337 00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:49,082 - We have a family member who died from Alzheimer's. 338 00:11:49,083 --> 00:11:51,501 So we're going on this journey for the patients 339 00:11:51,502 --> 00:11:54,379 and doctors who are running the much harder race, 340 00:11:54,380 --> 00:11:56,006 the one for a cure. - Okay. 341 00:11:56,007 --> 00:11:57,674 That's a great cause. Great cause. 342 00:11:57,675 --> 00:11:59,843 - Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 343 00:11:59,844 --> 00:12:01,720 - Now, JR and Richard. 344 00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:04,389 - We are playing for the United Negro College Fund, 345 00:12:04,390 --> 00:12:07,017 who also support HBCUs throughout the country. 346 00:12:07,018 --> 00:12:09,019 - Yeah, and the million dollars that we are going to win... 347 00:12:09,020 --> 00:12:10,520 - Absolutely. - Correct. 348 00:12:10,521 --> 00:12:12,564 - That's just a fraction of the $26 million 349 00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:14,733 that the United Negro College Fund donates 350 00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:16,068 every single year to scholarships. 351 00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:17,736 - Awesome. Another great cause. 352 00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:20,155 [applause] 353 00:12:20,156 --> 00:12:23,033 Now, what about you, Deborah and DJ Vance? 354 00:12:23,034 --> 00:12:25,661 - I'm here to promote my comeback show 355 00:12:25,662 --> 00:12:30,082 at Madison Square Garden, September 11th. 356 00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:32,209 - Okay. 357 00:12:32,210 --> 00:12:33,919 How about we get this race started, everybody? 358 00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:36,129 - Yeah! [cheers and applause] 359 00:12:36,130 --> 00:12:39,299 - Are you ready for your life-changing adventure? 360 00:12:39,300 --> 00:12:40,968 - Yes, we are. - Let's do it! 361 00:12:40,969 --> 00:12:42,469 - Let's go. - Good luck. 362 00:12:42,470 --> 00:12:44,638 Travel safe. 363 00:12:44,639 --> 00:12:46,265 Go! 364 00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:49,101 [shouting] 365 00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:51,770 - Go, go, go, go! - Come on! 366 00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:53,313 - Oh, this is gonna be interesting. 367 00:12:53,314 --> 00:12:55,440 [dramatic music] 368 00:12:55,441 --> 00:12:57,401 - Go, go, go, go! 369 00:12:57,402 --> 00:12:59,444 [shouting] 370 00:12:59,445 --> 00:13:01,281 Grab it, grab it, grab it! 371 00:13:04,158 --> 00:13:07,411 - Okay, drive yourselves to LAX and fly to Oaxaca, Mexico. 372 00:13:07,412 --> 00:13:09,538 When you land, make your way to Campo, Los Molinos. 373 00:13:09,539 --> 00:13:11,373 You have $50 for this leg of the race. 374 00:13:11,374 --> 00:13:13,375 - All right. Bag, bag, bag! - Okay, okay. [sighs] 375 00:13:13,376 --> 00:13:15,043 I'm sweating. I already stink. 376 00:13:15,044 --> 00:13:16,795 - Oh, no, no, no, no, honey, we have talked about 377 00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:18,297 a razorback cut on your shoulders! 378 00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:20,966 - Stop it! Get in the car! 379 00:13:20,967 --> 00:13:26,556 ♪ ♪ 380 00:13:28,891 --> 00:13:30,809 - They'll be expecting us. Get to-- 381 00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:31,894 - Right there! - Right there, yeah. 382 00:13:34,689 --> 00:13:36,315 - Your next flight to Oaxaca, Mexico, please. 383 00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:37,649 - Hola. 384 00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:39,026 - We want the same flight they're getting! 385 00:13:39,027 --> 00:13:40,485 - Yes, please, please. Hi, Deborah. 386 00:13:40,486 --> 00:13:41,653 I'm like--I'm-- I love you so much. 387 00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:43,363 I have to say... - Aw, thank you. 388 00:13:43,364 --> 00:13:45,157 - I went as you for Halloween all of middle school. 389 00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:46,783 Got the fucking shit kicked out of me. 390 00:13:46,784 --> 00:13:48,118 Worth it! 391 00:13:48,119 --> 00:13:49,661 No, I'm obsessed with you. 392 00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:52,831 - Jordan just told me you do comedy too. 393 00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:54,166 - He had to tell you that? 394 00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:56,126 - Well, now that I know, I'm obsessed. 395 00:13:56,127 --> 00:13:57,836 We should totally work together, 396 00:13:57,837 --> 00:14:00,005 the blonde comedy girls. 397 00:14:00,006 --> 00:14:01,715 - You're a comedian? - Yeah! 398 00:14:01,716 --> 00:14:03,175 Well, I can also talk really, really, really fast. 399 00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:04,509 And what else? Oh! 400 00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:06,219 [whispering] I can do ASMR. 401 00:14:06,220 --> 00:14:07,679 - Do you feel that? 402 00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:09,181 Do you feel it on the back of your neck? 403 00:14:09,182 --> 00:14:10,807 She's major. She's generational talent. 404 00:14:10,808 --> 00:14:12,684 - And this is online comedy? 405 00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:14,853 - Well, I've also done Broadway and the Hollywood Bowl. 406 00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:17,481 - Yeah, she sold out in like, under two seconds. 407 00:14:17,482 --> 00:14:19,191 - Yeah, it was super fun. 408 00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:20,942 So should we make this official? 409 00:14:20,943 --> 00:14:24,446 Alliance, allianciana? - Allianciana! 410 00:14:24,447 --> 00:14:27,199 - We could call ourselves the Funny Honeys. 411 00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:28,617 - I don't--I don't-- 412 00:14:28,618 --> 00:14:30,202 I don't think so, thanks. 413 00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:32,329 - Wait, no, Mom. Mom, no, no. 414 00:14:32,330 --> 00:14:33,955 Alliances are a huge part of the race. 415 00:14:33,956 --> 00:14:35,665 Yeah. Okay, so listen. 416 00:14:35,666 --> 00:14:37,376 What if there's a puzzle and we can't figure it out? 417 00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:39,169 Don't you want them to give us a hint on their way out? 418 00:14:39,170 --> 00:14:41,046 That happens literally all the time. 419 00:14:41,047 --> 00:14:42,255 - Absolutely not. 420 00:14:42,256 --> 00:14:43,715 She says we're both comedians. 421 00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:44,883 How dare she compare herself to me? 422 00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:46,551 - Oh, God. 423 00:14:46,552 --> 00:14:47,886 - They will get last and we will win this race. 424 00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:49,346 Come on. Let's go. 425 00:14:49,347 --> 00:14:52,891 [upbeat salsa music] 426 00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:54,935 [excited chatter] 427 00:14:54,936 --> 00:14:56,770 - Get out of my way! 428 00:14:56,771 --> 00:15:00,190 Don't be afraid to shove! Don't be afraid to shove! 429 00:15:00,191 --> 00:15:03,235 Move it, move it, move it, move it! 430 00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:04,778 - Okay, miss, this is not YouTube. 431 00:15:04,779 --> 00:15:06,738 Okay, I got it. I got it. We gotta go. I got it. 432 00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:09,074 [excited chatter] 433 00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:11,076 No, no, no! Deborah! 434 00:15:11,077 --> 00:15:12,869 Deborah! - Get out of it. 435 00:15:12,870 --> 00:15:14,246 Get in the goddamn cab! - You're gonna steal the car? 436 00:15:14,247 --> 00:15:15,414 You know what? Hang on. 437 00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:16,665 - I'm sorry. - I get it. 438 00:15:16,666 --> 00:15:17,916 It's good TV. It's good TV. 439 00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:19,084 What can I say? 440 00:15:19,085 --> 00:15:20,419 - We need to go there. 441 00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:21,920 Are you paying "atten-see-on?" 442 00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:23,713 This is very important. 443 00:15:23,714 --> 00:15:26,425 We are in a race for 1 million "doleros." 444 00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:28,218 Rapido! Rapido! 445 00:15:28,219 --> 00:15:30,262 Let's go! 446 00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:37,353 ♪ ♪ 447 00:15:45,820 --> 00:15:47,279 - Oh, damn it. 448 00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:49,614 - I was hoping they'd be stranded and abducted. 449 00:15:49,615 --> 00:15:51,950 Where are the kidnappers from Sinaloa drug cartel 450 00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:53,785 when you need them? - Ooh, it's a Roadblock. 451 00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:55,328 That means only one of us can complete the challenge. 452 00:15:55,329 --> 00:15:57,622 - Okay, okay, okay. Okay, okay. 453 00:15:57,623 --> 00:15:58,999 Who's the big cheese? 454 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:00,792 Oh, this one's addressed to me. 455 00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:02,294 - Mom, every single contestant is a celebrity, okay? 456 00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:03,503 - I can't open it! 457 00:16:03,504 --> 00:16:05,088 - What's wrong with your finger? 458 00:16:05,089 --> 00:16:07,632 - [speaking rapidly] Okay, yeah! 459 00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:09,759 - I understood every word of that. 460 00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:11,761 - Transport a wheel of cheese down the hill 461 00:16:11,762 --> 00:16:13,805 using a traditional antique cheese rack. 462 00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:15,640 Once there, you will receive your next clue. 463 00:16:15,641 --> 00:16:17,601 - Ha, okay. - Okay, all right. 464 00:16:17,602 --> 00:16:19,478 Okay, now this sounds complex. I think I should do this one. 465 00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:20,979 - No. No, no, no, no, no, no. - You're not that coordinated. 466 00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:22,314 - I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. 467 00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:23,648 Hopefully we can complete this quick 468 00:16:23,649 --> 00:16:25,066 and catch up to the other teams. 469 00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:26,318 - Wait, honey, honey, your flyaways. 470 00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:27,319 - Stop! - Okay, all right. 471 00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:28,570 Can she take that again? 472 00:16:28,571 --> 00:16:35,411 ♪ ♪ 473 00:16:40,249 --> 00:16:43,168 - [singing in Spanish] 474 00:16:43,169 --> 00:16:45,837 ♪ ♪ 475 00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:47,797 - What are you doing? Are you tying it? 476 00:16:47,798 --> 00:16:48,883 Just tie the cheese. 477 00:16:51,636 --> 00:16:53,386 - Trish. 478 00:16:53,387 --> 00:16:55,013 - That's it, DJ! 479 00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:57,891 - I wanted to say before, um, 480 00:16:57,892 --> 00:16:59,976 I know you got canceled, smear campaigned and everything. 481 00:16:59,977 --> 00:17:02,020 I just wanted to say, like, from cancel queen 482 00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:05,524 to cancel queen, like, it hurts the soul, helps the wallet. 483 00:17:05,525 --> 00:17:06,858 So if I could give you any advice, 484 00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:08,193 you know--who am I to say? 485 00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:11,571 I'm, you know, 19. 486 00:17:11,572 --> 00:17:13,323 - Okay, baby! 487 00:17:13,324 --> 00:17:15,200 You got this! 488 00:17:15,201 --> 00:17:18,286 - [singing in Spanish] 489 00:17:18,287 --> 00:17:20,872 - That's it, girl. Come on, honey. 490 00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:22,207 - No, no. 491 00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:24,793 - Plan every footstep but don't hunch. 492 00:17:24,794 --> 00:17:26,336 You're on camera. 493 00:17:26,337 --> 00:17:28,547 - Steady, steady. 494 00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:31,300 - Trisha, where are you? 495 00:17:33,094 --> 00:17:34,845 Oh, there she is. You got this, Trish. 496 00:17:36,264 --> 00:17:38,056 - Okay, okay. 497 00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:39,975 - [yells] 498 00:17:39,976 --> 00:17:41,309 - Oh, my God! - [cackling] 499 00:17:41,310 --> 00:17:43,645 - Oh, she's rolling. 500 00:17:43,646 --> 00:17:45,230 - Oops. 501 00:17:45,231 --> 00:17:50,777 ♪ ♪ 502 00:17:50,778 --> 00:17:53,405 - [groans] 503 00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:55,574 - Shit, shit, shit! - Oh, my God! 504 00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:57,742 - [groans] Oh, my ankle! 505 00:17:57,743 --> 00:17:58,952 - Honey, stop whimpering. Stop whimpering. 506 00:17:58,953 --> 00:18:00,287 It shows weakness. 507 00:18:00,288 --> 00:18:02,747 All right. Sweetie, one more thing. 508 00:18:02,748 --> 00:18:04,708 You're gonna have to get back up and grab the cheese 509 00:18:04,709 --> 00:18:06,710 and finish the challenge, okay? 510 00:18:06,711 --> 00:18:09,462 - Fuck! 511 00:18:09,463 --> 00:18:10,630 - She's good. 512 00:18:10,631 --> 00:18:12,090 She's good. 513 00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:15,093 [suspenseful music] 514 00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:22,226 ♪ ♪ 515 00:18:50,671 --> 00:18:53,840 - Ava. - Ooh! Oh, hey. 516 00:18:53,841 --> 00:18:56,134 - What are you doing? - Me? Just me? 517 00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:58,094 - Yeah. - Oh, nothing. 518 00:18:58,095 --> 00:18:59,971 Or I just came down to get a midnight snack, 519 00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:01,640 but then by the time I got here, 520 00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:03,141 I was not hungry anymore 'cause the house is so big 521 00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:04,517 and it took me so long to get down here. 522 00:19:04,518 --> 00:19:05,518 - Totally. - What's up with you? 523 00:19:05,519 --> 00:19:06,811 What are you doing up? 524 00:19:06,812 --> 00:19:08,772 - Just walking the dogs. - Okay. 525 00:19:08,773 --> 00:19:10,649 At this hour? That's curious. 526 00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:12,776 - Well, when Deborah's out of town, they get super anxious 527 00:19:12,777 --> 00:19:17,322 and just like, shit everywhere. - [yawns theatrically] 528 00:19:17,323 --> 00:19:19,157 Sorry. I'm so tired. 529 00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:20,992 - Oh. 530 00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:22,786 - I gotta go to bed. 531 00:19:22,787 --> 00:19:25,664 But yeah, it was good to see you. 532 00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:26,998 - Good night. - I'm gonna go. 533 00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:28,500 This is me. I'm headed this way. 534 00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:29,793 My room over here. - I know. Good night. 535 00:19:29,794 --> 00:19:30,835 - Okay, good night. 536 00:19:30,836 --> 00:19:32,754 Good night, Damien. 537 00:19:32,755 --> 00:19:34,172 - Okay. 538 00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:35,965 [funky music] 539 00:19:35,966 --> 00:19:38,510 Now I kind of want a snack. 540 00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:43,181 - ♪ Oh, somebody help me right now ♪ 541 00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:46,351 ♪ Bad situation, baby ♪ 542 00:19:46,352 --> 00:19:50,438 ♪ I'm in a bad situation ♪ 543 00:19:50,439 --> 00:19:52,357 - Ah! Ah. 544 00:19:52,358 --> 00:19:55,568 - My God, honey, be careful. - Okay. 545 00:19:55,569 --> 00:19:57,070 This--that's the last clue. 546 00:19:57,071 --> 00:19:58,655 That means we're the last team. - No! 547 00:19:58,656 --> 00:20:00,407 Oh, I have to beat that idiot woman. 548 00:20:00,408 --> 00:20:02,367 - We can still make up time. Okay? We can make up time. 549 00:20:02,368 --> 00:20:04,911 Because in this race, the game's not over 550 00:20:04,912 --> 00:20:06,579 until you're standing on that mat 551 00:20:06,580 --> 00:20:08,206 and Phil says you're eliminated. 552 00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:09,374 - Right, it's another Roadblock. 553 00:20:09,375 --> 00:20:11,418 "Who's got milk?" - Ooh. 554 00:20:11,419 --> 00:20:13,169 - Okay now, sweetie, why don't you sit this one out? 555 00:20:13,170 --> 00:20:14,713 - What? What? No! - Rest your ankle. 556 00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:16,339 - But Mom, what if it's a food challenge? 557 00:20:16,340 --> 00:20:17,716 We both know you are not gonna be caught dead 558 00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:19,259 eating full-fat dairy on camera, 559 00:20:19,260 --> 00:20:20,885 so I will be doing it. - Well, that's true, 560 00:20:20,886 --> 00:20:22,053 but you didn't do so well in the last Roadblock. 561 00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:23,388 - I--I--I did fine! 562 00:20:23,389 --> 00:20:25,014 Mom, this is my dream, all right? 563 00:20:25,015 --> 00:20:26,725 And I said I would be doing the Roadblock, 564 00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:28,810 so the rules say that I have to do the Roadblock. 565 00:20:28,811 --> 00:20:30,228 Okay? - All right. 566 00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:31,396 Milk a goat... - Milk a goat. 567 00:20:31,397 --> 00:20:33,022 - Until you have two quarts. 568 00:20:33,023 --> 00:20:34,399 When you think you have completed this task, 569 00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:35,984 present your milk to the goat farmer 570 00:20:35,985 --> 00:20:38,153 to receive your next clue. - No problem. 571 00:20:38,154 --> 00:20:39,696 - Okay, all right, this way. 572 00:20:39,697 --> 00:20:41,406 To the right, to the right, to the right. 573 00:20:41,407 --> 00:20:42,699 - Okay, there it is. There it is. 574 00:20:42,700 --> 00:20:43,825 You got it. You got it. 575 00:20:43,826 --> 00:20:46,328 Just grab the goat. 576 00:20:48,164 --> 00:20:50,915 Jesus, she really is multi-talented. 577 00:20:50,916 --> 00:20:52,876 - Aren't these goats so cute? 578 00:20:52,877 --> 00:20:54,919 Let me get like, six or seven when I get home. 579 00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:57,130 - I don't like them. They're demonic. 580 00:20:57,131 --> 00:20:58,882 Why are their eyes so far apart? 581 00:20:58,883 --> 00:21:00,467 - I'm done. - Oh, we're done. 582 00:21:00,468 --> 00:21:01,760 Yay. 583 00:21:01,761 --> 00:21:03,261 Okay, good to see you. 584 00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:06,431 - Hey, hey, don't, don't. 585 00:21:06,432 --> 00:21:07,932 Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. 586 00:21:07,933 --> 00:21:09,893 You gotta go over there. 587 00:21:09,894 --> 00:21:11,978 Get your boobs easy for me. - DJ? 588 00:21:11,979 --> 00:21:13,605 DJ, why don't you watch the nice man do it 589 00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:14,939 for a minute before you try? 590 00:21:14,940 --> 00:21:16,733 - I don't need to watch the man, okay? 591 00:21:16,734 --> 00:21:18,443 Don't you remember when I had that past-life 592 00:21:18,444 --> 00:21:20,069 regression therapy and I found out I was a milkmaid 593 00:21:20,070 --> 00:21:22,071 who was secretly a princess? I got this. 594 00:21:22,072 --> 00:21:23,114 - Sure. 595 00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:24,616 - You have to hold it. 596 00:21:24,617 --> 00:21:25,950 Okay, well, she's being a bitch. 597 00:21:25,951 --> 00:21:27,619 That's not-- that's not my fault. 598 00:21:27,620 --> 00:21:29,287 - Pinch the top of the teat, DJ, the top of the teat. 599 00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:30,955 - Oh, Mom? Hey, Mom? 600 00:21:30,956 --> 00:21:32,749 If you could shut up for a second, that would help. 601 00:21:32,750 --> 00:21:34,959 You're distracting me, okay? The top of the teat? 602 00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:36,419 What does that mean? Which end is the top? 603 00:21:36,420 --> 00:21:38,087 - Just--just-- just watch the guy. 604 00:21:38,088 --> 00:21:40,799 Watch the guy, and then do it the way he's doing it! 605 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:42,550 - Don't yell at me. Shut the fuck up. 606 00:21:42,551 --> 00:21:43,802 I don't need to watch the guy. 607 00:21:43,803 --> 00:21:44,928 - Deborah, it's a Roadblock. 608 00:21:44,929 --> 00:21:45,970 You cannot help your partner. 609 00:21:45,971 --> 00:21:48,097 - I know, Elise! 610 00:21:48,098 --> 00:21:49,390 - Gotta relax into it. 611 00:21:49,391 --> 00:21:51,559 [milk splashes] Oh. 612 00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:52,977 Huh? Huh? 613 00:21:52,978 --> 00:21:55,480 You gotta relax into that past life. 614 00:21:55,481 --> 00:21:57,148 - Oh, my God. 615 00:21:57,149 --> 00:22:00,151 [ethereal music] 616 00:22:00,152 --> 00:22:02,238 ♪ ♪ 617 00:22:07,743 --> 00:22:08,827 - Egads. 618 00:22:08,828 --> 00:22:10,620 [clattering] 619 00:22:10,621 --> 00:22:13,665 - Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! - Calm down! 620 00:22:13,666 --> 00:22:16,167 It doesn't work, but I will hit you with it. 621 00:22:16,168 --> 00:22:18,628 And don't you dare touch anything in this shop, 622 00:22:18,629 --> 00:22:19,963 you harlot. 623 00:22:19,964 --> 00:22:21,506 I remember you. 624 00:22:21,507 --> 00:22:23,716 You threatened to smash a Limoges vase 625 00:22:23,717 --> 00:22:25,969 to strong-arm me into selling to Deborah Vance. 626 00:22:25,970 --> 00:22:27,178 - I did. I did do that. 627 00:22:27,179 --> 00:22:29,013 I was in a desperate situation. 628 00:22:29,014 --> 00:22:32,016 And I am once again in a desperate situation, 629 00:22:32,017 --> 00:22:33,935 but I come in peace. 630 00:22:33,936 --> 00:22:36,813 I need your help, just some information. 631 00:22:36,814 --> 00:22:38,690 - Ha! Go straight to hell. 632 00:22:38,691 --> 00:22:39,858 I'd never help you. 633 00:22:39,859 --> 00:22:42,987 - Oh, that's too bad to hear. 634 00:22:44,697 --> 00:22:48,533 Seems like you've got a lot of inventory around here. 635 00:22:48,534 --> 00:22:51,160 And I did happen to notice some items on your website 636 00:22:51,161 --> 00:22:54,873 are heavily discounted. 637 00:22:54,874 --> 00:22:57,125 Maybe times are tough? 638 00:22:57,126 --> 00:23:00,169 - Your generation doesn't understand antiques, 639 00:23:00,170 --> 00:23:01,754 but it'll come around. 640 00:23:01,755 --> 00:23:03,923 It's always cyclical. 641 00:23:03,924 --> 00:23:06,092 - Well, if you wanna wait for that to happen, be my guest. 642 00:23:06,093 --> 00:23:09,220 But what if I told you that I could take half your inventory, 643 00:23:09,221 --> 00:23:11,097 right now, at market value? 644 00:23:11,098 --> 00:23:12,682 - I wouldn't believe you. 645 00:23:12,683 --> 00:23:14,893 You're a lying piece of shit. - [chuckles] 646 00:23:14,894 --> 00:23:16,227 That's wise. 647 00:23:16,228 --> 00:23:18,730 I can't, but I know someone who can. 648 00:23:18,731 --> 00:23:20,065 Marcus! 649 00:23:24,278 --> 00:23:25,862 - Tim. 650 00:23:25,863 --> 00:23:28,907 - Mr. Vaughan. You're looking fit. 651 00:23:28,908 --> 00:23:30,575 - Thank you. 652 00:23:30,576 --> 00:23:33,036 I'm decorating and furnishing an entire new casino 653 00:23:33,037 --> 00:23:34,871 with all vintage pieces. 654 00:23:34,872 --> 00:23:38,166 If you help my friend here, I'm sure we can make a deal. 655 00:23:38,167 --> 00:23:39,584 - What's the style? - Art deco. 656 00:23:39,585 --> 00:23:41,044 - Where? - The old Paradiso. 657 00:23:41,045 --> 00:23:43,004 - Fabulous. 658 00:23:43,005 --> 00:23:47,801 - I need someone who can make me an exact replica of these. 659 00:23:50,471 --> 00:23:54,265 - Why would you ask an antiques dealer 660 00:23:54,266 --> 00:23:55,934 where you could get a fake? 661 00:23:55,935 --> 00:24:00,605 - Well, I seem to remember a certain psychotic bitch 662 00:24:00,606 --> 00:24:03,775 telling me that you once fooled her 663 00:24:03,776 --> 00:24:05,568 with a counterfeit Georges Jouve sconce. 664 00:24:05,569 --> 00:24:06,736 I remember because she called it 665 00:24:06,737 --> 00:24:08,237 the worst betrayal of her life. 666 00:24:08,238 --> 00:24:09,656 Mind you, her husband porked her sister. 667 00:24:09,657 --> 00:24:11,449 - [laughs] 668 00:24:11,450 --> 00:24:13,785 - So I need to know who your forger is, 669 00:24:13,786 --> 00:24:15,496 because he's obviously very good. 670 00:24:16,872 --> 00:24:20,500 - Well, lucky for you, 671 00:24:20,501 --> 00:24:23,169 you're looking at him. 672 00:24:23,170 --> 00:24:25,004 - God, I love this town. 673 00:24:25,005 --> 00:24:26,631 [upbeat music] 674 00:24:26,632 --> 00:24:28,299 - Can I use your bathroom? 675 00:24:28,300 --> 00:24:30,301 - No. 676 00:24:30,302 --> 00:24:31,803 - I don't see anything. 677 00:24:31,804 --> 00:24:33,763 - Well, are you looking? 678 00:24:33,764 --> 00:24:36,099 - Of course I'm looking. - I don't know, Mom. 679 00:24:36,100 --> 00:24:37,642 - You think I'd still be running if I saw it? 680 00:24:37,643 --> 00:24:39,143 - Okay, don't be sassy. - Wait, down there. 681 00:24:39,144 --> 00:24:40,311 It's down there. Look, look, look. 682 00:24:40,312 --> 00:24:42,438 - There it is, God, finally. 683 00:24:42,439 --> 00:24:43,648 Come on. 684 00:24:43,649 --> 00:24:45,192 Okay, ready? 685 00:24:47,027 --> 00:24:48,444 - This will be it. This will be the one. 686 00:24:48,445 --> 00:24:50,113 This will be the one. - This is it. 687 00:24:50,114 --> 00:24:51,990 - This will be the one, okay. - Okay, Detour. 688 00:24:51,991 --> 00:24:53,825 All right, break or dance? 689 00:24:53,826 --> 00:24:55,994 Break--enter a room filled with 10,000 Mexican ceramics 690 00:24:55,995 --> 00:24:57,245 and smash them on the floor until you 691 00:24:57,246 --> 00:24:58,955 find one containing a clue. 692 00:24:58,956 --> 00:25:01,249 Dance--put traditional clown makeup on each other 693 00:25:01,250 --> 00:25:03,251 then learn a clowning dance from a demonstration. 694 00:25:03,252 --> 00:25:04,711 Once you successfully complete the dance 695 00:25:04,712 --> 00:25:06,004 to your judge's satisfaction, 696 00:25:06,005 --> 00:25:07,213 you will receive your next clue. 697 00:25:07,214 --> 00:25:08,673 Okay. Okay. - Okay. 698 00:25:08,674 --> 00:25:10,049 - I think we should do the pottery. 699 00:25:10,050 --> 00:25:11,968 - What? 700 00:25:11,969 --> 00:25:13,511 - I mean, that's--it's simple, something any idiot can do. 701 00:25:13,512 --> 00:25:14,679 - Why are you gesturing at me? - I'm not. 702 00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:16,055 I'm gesticulating. I'm Italian. 703 00:25:16,056 --> 00:25:17,682 - You're not Italian. No. 704 00:25:17,683 --> 00:25:19,058 Mom, that'll take forever. 705 00:25:19,059 --> 00:25:20,351 We are already coming in last. - I know. 706 00:25:20,352 --> 00:25:21,894 - We've got to make up time. 707 00:25:21,895 --> 00:25:23,187 If we get the clown dance on the first try, 708 00:25:23,188 --> 00:25:24,647 we can pass somebody. 709 00:25:24,648 --> 00:25:26,024 - We're not gonna get it on the first try. 710 00:25:26,025 --> 00:25:27,859 - Why? Let's just try. - We're just not. 711 00:25:27,860 --> 00:25:29,235 We're--look, look at-- 712 00:25:29,236 --> 00:25:30,695 I'm not gonna put on clown makeup 713 00:25:30,696 --> 00:25:32,488 and do a silly little dance with you. 714 00:25:32,489 --> 00:25:36,868 I--I will look stupid. 715 00:25:36,869 --> 00:25:39,203 - No, you're worried that I'm gonna look stupid. 716 00:25:39,204 --> 00:25:41,873 You think I'm going to embarrass myself, don't you? 717 00:25:41,874 --> 00:25:43,541 - Well, yes, I do. I do. 718 00:25:43,542 --> 00:25:45,376 I don't think you're gonna learn a clowning routine. 719 00:25:45,377 --> 00:25:47,712 And I don't think that you were a milkmaid in a past life. 720 00:25:47,713 --> 00:25:49,297 Okay? - A princess... 721 00:25:49,298 --> 00:25:52,508 - There it is. - Who chose to be a milkmaid. 722 00:25:52,509 --> 00:25:53,718 - What about your leg? 723 00:25:53,719 --> 00:25:54,844 You cannot dance with that ankle. 724 00:25:54,845 --> 00:25:56,721 - What are you talking about? 725 00:25:56,722 --> 00:25:58,556 I just got that steroid shot from the Mexican street doctor. 726 00:25:58,557 --> 00:26:01,517 My tits itch, but my ankle is feeling great. 727 00:26:01,518 --> 00:26:03,311 Do you want a chance at beating that girl? 728 00:26:03,312 --> 00:26:04,896 - Yes. Yes. - Do you? 729 00:26:04,897 --> 00:26:05,980 Well, we're not gonna do it standing around 730 00:26:05,981 --> 00:26:07,565 smashing pottery for hours. 731 00:26:07,566 --> 00:26:09,067 - Yeah, well, think about Grandma's teapot. 732 00:26:09,068 --> 00:26:10,401 You were pretty good about breaking that. 733 00:26:10,402 --> 00:26:12,154 - Shut up about Grandma's teapot. 734 00:26:14,615 --> 00:26:15,907 Let's go. 735 00:26:15,908 --> 00:26:17,575 [funky music] 736 00:26:17,576 --> 00:26:19,118 - ♪ I like it, I like it ♪ 737 00:26:19,119 --> 00:26:21,454 ♪ I like it like that ♪ 738 00:26:21,455 --> 00:26:23,289 - And Charlie, and Charlie, 739 00:26:23,290 --> 00:26:25,583 and Chaplin, and Chaplin, and body roll. 740 00:26:25,584 --> 00:26:27,585 - You know how. - Well, I don't know. 741 00:26:27,586 --> 00:26:29,420 Hold on a second. You gotta be a clown. 742 00:26:29,421 --> 00:26:31,631 Do you look--how's this? 743 00:26:31,632 --> 00:26:33,049 - Oh, finally. 744 00:26:33,050 --> 00:26:34,550 Took us like, eight tries, y'all. 745 00:26:34,551 --> 00:26:35,760 - It's hard. Good luck. 746 00:26:35,761 --> 00:26:37,428 - Roll, down, up. 747 00:26:37,429 --> 00:26:38,930 - Hi, we're so fun and nice. Let's go. We're done. 748 00:26:38,931 --> 00:26:40,723 - Okay, let's get it. That was great. 749 00:26:40,724 --> 00:26:41,933 - That was great. - Thank you, señor. 750 00:26:41,934 --> 00:26:43,601 - What? That was so fast. Come on. 751 00:26:43,602 --> 00:26:46,229 We gotta--you, we'll take you. Just do it. 752 00:26:46,230 --> 00:26:47,563 - Oh, God. This is-- 753 00:26:47,564 --> 00:26:52,527 - Uno, dos, tes, boom, ta, ocho. 754 00:26:52,528 --> 00:26:54,403 - Okay. - We got the clue! 755 00:26:54,404 --> 00:26:55,696 We got the clue! 756 00:26:55,697 --> 00:26:57,448 Oh, that was so much fun. - What? 757 00:26:57,449 --> 00:26:59,117 - The judges were like, getting emotional watching us. 758 00:26:59,118 --> 00:27:01,410 It was really sweet to see. - Done already? 759 00:27:01,411 --> 00:27:03,246 Mom, we gotta go. We gotta go. - What? 760 00:27:03,247 --> 00:27:04,747 - We gotta go. - We don't know the dance. 761 00:27:04,748 --> 00:27:06,374 - Well, we just have to try. 762 00:27:06,375 --> 00:27:07,792 - We can do it one more time. - Listen to me. 763 00:27:07,793 --> 00:27:09,585 We are in last place. - I know that. 764 00:27:09,586 --> 00:27:11,003 - If we can get this on the first try, we have a shot. 765 00:27:11,004 --> 00:27:13,464 Mom, look at me. Let me try, please. 766 00:27:13,465 --> 00:27:15,300 Let's go, go, go, go! 767 00:27:17,678 --> 00:27:22,306 [bouncy music playing] 768 00:27:22,307 --> 00:27:23,975 [buzzer blares] 769 00:27:23,976 --> 00:27:25,309 - Sorry, I--I didn't throw it. I didn't throw it. 770 00:27:25,310 --> 00:27:26,644 That's my bad. That's my bad. 771 00:27:26,645 --> 00:27:28,020 - All right. - Go again. Go again. 772 00:27:28,021 --> 00:27:30,940 [bouncy music playing] 773 00:27:30,941 --> 00:27:32,358 [buzzer blares] 774 00:27:32,359 --> 00:27:34,485 It's the--I um, I did the wrong foot. 775 00:27:34,486 --> 00:27:36,028 We're good, yeah. Yeah. - You got it? 776 00:27:36,029 --> 00:27:37,488 You know where you went wrong? - Yeah, yeah. 777 00:27:37,489 --> 00:27:38,615 - Okay. 778 00:27:40,742 --> 00:27:42,285 [buzzer blares] 779 00:27:42,286 --> 00:27:43,953 - Why? I kicked it on four! 780 00:27:43,954 --> 00:27:45,329 I kicked it on four. 781 00:27:45,330 --> 00:27:46,330 - She kicked it on four. That--I saw it. 782 00:27:46,331 --> 00:27:47,832 - Start over. Start over. 783 00:27:47,833 --> 00:27:49,209 Go, quick. 784 00:27:51,044 --> 00:27:52,587 [buzzer blares] 785 00:27:52,588 --> 00:27:54,005 - Can I help? - I've--I've got it. 786 00:27:54,006 --> 00:27:55,464 I've got it. 787 00:27:55,465 --> 00:27:56,632 [buzzer blares] 788 00:27:56,633 --> 00:27:58,634 Stop! 789 00:27:58,635 --> 00:27:59,970 [buzzer blares] 790 00:28:02,556 --> 00:28:03,681 [buzzer blares] 791 00:28:03,682 --> 00:28:05,349 Stop! 792 00:28:05,350 --> 00:28:06,934 No! Oh, shit. Fuck. [buzzer blares] 793 00:28:06,935 --> 00:28:09,020 - Oh! [buzzer blares] 794 00:28:09,021 --> 00:28:10,271 - Come on! 795 00:28:10,272 --> 00:28:13,317 [buzzer blaring] 796 00:28:18,071 --> 00:28:20,406 - [cries] - It's okay. 797 00:28:20,407 --> 00:28:23,409 [soft upbeat music] 798 00:28:23,410 --> 00:28:28,873 ♪ ♪ 799 00:28:28,874 --> 00:28:33,044 [bouncy music playing] 800 00:28:33,045 --> 00:28:34,545 [buzzer blares] - What? 801 00:28:34,546 --> 00:28:37,006 No, I really thought I got it that time. 802 00:28:37,007 --> 00:28:38,216 Felt good to me. - What was it? 803 00:28:38,217 --> 00:28:39,508 - Deborah and DJ? 804 00:28:39,509 --> 00:28:40,843 - No, Phil, no. 805 00:28:40,844 --> 00:28:42,136 No, no, no, no! Not Phil. 806 00:28:42,137 --> 00:28:43,387 No Phil, come on. - Oh, oh, honey. 807 00:28:43,388 --> 00:28:45,348 - No, no. No. - Shh, shh. 808 00:28:45,349 --> 00:28:47,808 - Come on. Oh, come on. 809 00:28:47,809 --> 00:28:49,560 - Obviously, I'm here for a reason. 810 00:28:49,561 --> 00:28:51,145 - Ah! 811 00:28:51,146 --> 00:28:52,730 - I know it's been a hard couple of days, 812 00:28:52,731 --> 00:28:54,523 and DJ, you've had your injury, 813 00:28:54,524 --> 00:28:56,150 and then you've been struggling with this 814 00:28:56,151 --> 00:28:57,902 clown challenge and-- - I mean, a little bit. 815 00:28:57,903 --> 00:29:00,738 - You've been here four hours. - I know. 816 00:29:00,739 --> 00:29:02,490 - And all the other teams have checked in to the Pit Stop. 817 00:29:02,491 --> 00:29:04,033 - Oh. 818 00:29:04,034 --> 00:29:05,826 - Deborah and DJ, I'm really sorry to tell you 819 00:29:05,827 --> 00:29:08,956 that you've been eliminated from the race. 820 00:29:11,583 --> 00:29:13,626 - We didn't do it. 821 00:29:13,627 --> 00:29:15,753 But you know what we didn't do, actually, Phil? 822 00:29:15,754 --> 00:29:17,088 We didn't quit. 823 00:29:17,089 --> 00:29:18,589 - So you can hold your head high. 824 00:29:18,590 --> 00:29:19,757 - Yeah. - You gave it everything. 825 00:29:19,758 --> 00:29:21,259 - Yeah. Yeah. - Yeah? 826 00:29:21,260 --> 00:29:22,635 I know you're upset, but are you pleased 827 00:29:22,636 --> 00:29:24,720 you came on "The Amazing Race"? 828 00:29:24,721 --> 00:29:27,765 - It's the best thing that I've ever done in my whole life. 829 00:29:27,766 --> 00:29:29,267 Honestly, Phil, this race, it challenges 830 00:29:29,268 --> 00:29:31,560 every single part of you. 831 00:29:31,561 --> 00:29:33,104 That's what I wanted. 832 00:29:33,105 --> 00:29:35,773 You know, I got to milk a goat. - Yeah. 833 00:29:35,774 --> 00:29:39,777 - I got to see two different cities in Mexico. 834 00:29:39,778 --> 00:29:41,737 But most of all, I-- 835 00:29:41,738 --> 00:29:45,283 I got to spend more time with my mom than I have in years. 836 00:29:45,284 --> 00:29:47,868 And that's really all I wanted. 837 00:29:47,869 --> 00:29:49,954 - You feel like you're really bonded with your mom? 838 00:29:49,955 --> 00:29:51,789 - Yeah. 839 00:29:51,790 --> 00:29:53,874 It was beautiful. 840 00:29:53,875 --> 00:29:55,584 - You feel the same way, Deborah? 841 00:29:55,585 --> 00:29:58,963 - Yeah, same. 842 00:29:58,964 --> 00:30:01,632 - Um, Phil, can I ask a favor? 843 00:30:01,633 --> 00:30:03,467 - I can't get you back on the race. 844 00:30:03,468 --> 00:30:05,469 - No, no, no, I understand. We're eliminated. 845 00:30:05,470 --> 00:30:08,389 But if I could just take one more crack at this dance, 846 00:30:08,390 --> 00:30:09,807 I know I can nail it. - Are you serious? 847 00:30:09,808 --> 00:30:10,975 - I'm serious. 848 00:30:10,976 --> 00:30:12,810 We got so close this last time. 849 00:30:12,811 --> 00:30:14,562 I don't know if you were watching, but we got so close, 850 00:30:14,563 --> 00:30:15,771 didn't we? - We did. We did. 851 00:30:15,772 --> 00:30:17,148 - Yeah, absolutely. 852 00:30:17,149 --> 00:30:19,692 I mean, give it another shot. 853 00:30:19,693 --> 00:30:23,279 - Actually, Mom, this one's for us. 854 00:30:23,280 --> 00:30:25,197 Okay? - Okay. 855 00:30:25,198 --> 00:30:26,949 Okay, we can do this. We can get through it. 856 00:30:26,950 --> 00:30:28,577 - We could do this. 857 00:30:31,705 --> 00:30:33,582 Okay. 858 00:30:36,877 --> 00:30:38,169 [bouncy music playing] 859 00:30:38,170 --> 00:30:39,337 Oh, fuck me. [buzzer blares] 860 00:30:39,338 --> 00:30:40,629 Fuck! Shit. 861 00:30:40,630 --> 00:30:41,964 Just forget it. Just fuck it. 862 00:30:41,965 --> 00:30:43,341 You know what? I don't even care. 863 00:30:43,342 --> 00:30:46,927 I never cared. I don't care, Phil. 864 00:30:46,928 --> 00:30:48,846 Stop fucking filming me. It's done. 865 00:30:48,847 --> 00:30:50,681 It's over. 866 00:30:50,682 --> 00:30:51,933 No! 867 00:30:57,230 --> 00:30:59,066 [doorbell rings] 868 00:31:01,068 --> 00:31:03,527 - [gasps] Aw. 869 00:31:03,528 --> 00:31:04,862 - Yeah. 870 00:31:04,863 --> 00:31:07,698 - Oh, my. 871 00:31:07,699 --> 00:31:11,494 Oh, they're just how I remember them. 872 00:31:11,495 --> 00:31:13,454 - Good. 873 00:31:13,455 --> 00:31:15,706 - I can feel her. 874 00:31:15,707 --> 00:31:17,666 I can feel Mommy in the pepper shaker. 875 00:31:17,667 --> 00:31:20,211 - Oh, she's in there. 876 00:31:20,212 --> 00:31:21,712 - Oh, thank you, Ava. 877 00:31:21,713 --> 00:31:24,173 Thank you so much. 878 00:31:24,174 --> 00:31:26,217 But how did you convince her? 879 00:31:26,218 --> 00:31:28,719 - She doesn't know. 880 00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:30,679 I stole them. 881 00:31:30,680 --> 00:31:31,931 - I don't know what Deborah's gonna do 882 00:31:31,932 --> 00:31:33,349 when she realizes you stole them. 883 00:31:33,350 --> 00:31:35,768 - I don't wanna know. 884 00:31:35,769 --> 00:31:39,605 Yeah, physical probably. 885 00:31:39,606 --> 00:31:42,566 - You must really, really want those rights. 886 00:31:42,567 --> 00:31:46,070 - Yeah, yeah I do. 887 00:31:46,071 --> 00:31:47,405 So, do we have a deal? 888 00:31:47,406 --> 00:31:50,157 - Yes, yes, you've earned them. 889 00:31:50,158 --> 00:31:52,076 [soft music] 890 00:31:52,077 --> 00:31:55,413 I'll have my lawyer call Jimmy in the morning. 891 00:31:55,414 --> 00:31:58,499 Welcome home, guys. 892 00:31:58,500 --> 00:32:00,209 Aw. 893 00:32:00,210 --> 00:32:06,590 ♪ ♪ 894 00:32:06,591 --> 00:32:09,093 - [speaking Spanish] 895 00:32:09,094 --> 00:32:10,719 Now boarding group one. 896 00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:12,346 - Oh! 897 00:32:12,347 --> 00:32:15,558 Oh, I remember boarding groups. 898 00:32:15,559 --> 00:32:16,934 Fun. 899 00:32:16,935 --> 00:32:18,686 - They never let Aidan and me pre-board 900 00:32:18,687 --> 00:32:21,647 'cause they don't count MMA as military service. 901 00:32:21,648 --> 00:32:22,899 Fucking bullshit. 902 00:32:25,819 --> 00:32:27,319 I'm sorry we lost. 903 00:32:27,320 --> 00:32:29,321 It's my fault. 904 00:32:29,322 --> 00:32:31,240 If you had done the Roadblocks, we would have won. 905 00:32:31,241 --> 00:32:33,826 No, you're kind of good at everything. 906 00:32:33,827 --> 00:32:35,119 And it's super annoying. 907 00:32:35,120 --> 00:32:37,246 - No, that's not true. 908 00:32:37,247 --> 00:32:41,626 I've never been good at failing and moving on. 909 00:32:44,004 --> 00:32:45,671 I'm proud of you. 910 00:32:45,672 --> 00:32:48,466 No, you let things roll off your back. 911 00:32:48,467 --> 00:32:51,093 During this race, you just threw yourself into everything. 912 00:32:51,094 --> 00:32:52,720 You didn't even care how you looked. 913 00:32:52,721 --> 00:32:54,138 - Oh, thanks so much, Mom. 914 00:32:54,139 --> 00:32:56,640 - No, no, that's good. 915 00:32:56,641 --> 00:32:57,726 That's good. 916 00:33:00,145 --> 00:33:02,605 You're tougher than me. 917 00:33:02,606 --> 00:33:04,607 You are. 918 00:33:04,608 --> 00:33:08,652 I mean, I've always cared too much about what people think, 919 00:33:08,653 --> 00:33:10,988 'cause I know how hard it is when people make fun of you 920 00:33:10,989 --> 00:33:15,743 or call you crazy 921 00:33:15,744 --> 00:33:17,411 like they're doing to me right now. 922 00:33:17,412 --> 00:33:18,538 Yes. 923 00:33:21,082 --> 00:33:23,709 I think that's why I tried to protect you from all that 924 00:33:23,710 --> 00:33:27,213 and why I didn't let you try trapeze or, you know, 925 00:33:27,214 --> 00:33:30,841 release your reggae album or-- 926 00:33:30,842 --> 00:33:32,551 - Go on QVC? 927 00:33:32,552 --> 00:33:35,221 - Yes. 928 00:33:35,222 --> 00:33:38,349 I over-corrected. 929 00:33:38,350 --> 00:33:40,059 I didn't let you try enough, 930 00:33:40,060 --> 00:33:42,395 'cause you could have handled it. 931 00:33:47,150 --> 00:33:50,361 - You're right--you do care what the world thinks. 932 00:33:50,362 --> 00:33:54,198 But I've only ever cared what one person thinks. 933 00:33:54,199 --> 00:33:56,450 - Who? 934 00:33:56,451 --> 00:33:57,701 - Phil. 935 00:33:57,702 --> 00:34:00,955 [laughter] 936 00:34:00,956 --> 00:34:03,874 [rock music] 937 00:34:03,875 --> 00:34:06,210 ♪ ♪ 938 00:34:06,211 --> 00:34:08,128 - No, no, no, no, no. Tell me again. 939 00:34:08,129 --> 00:34:09,380 Tell me again. 940 00:34:09,381 --> 00:34:11,465 She really said, I can feel Mommy? 941 00:34:11,466 --> 00:34:13,467 [laughs] - Stop laughing. 942 00:34:13,468 --> 00:34:14,885 I feel really bad. 943 00:34:14,886 --> 00:34:16,512 She cried. 944 00:34:16,513 --> 00:34:18,722 - This is the best. 945 00:34:18,723 --> 00:34:21,183 - It's not funny. - Oh, my God. 946 00:34:21,184 --> 00:34:23,477 Well, you are an evil bitch. 947 00:34:23,478 --> 00:34:25,354 I've never felt closer to you. 948 00:34:25,355 --> 00:34:27,773 [laughter] 949 00:34:27,774 --> 00:34:29,567 - Well, let's just hope I make you proud 950 00:34:29,568 --> 00:34:32,361 and make a good show so it was worth it. 951 00:34:32,362 --> 00:34:34,238 - Even if you don't, 952 00:34:34,239 --> 00:34:36,115 recently, I have warmed up to the value 953 00:34:36,116 --> 00:34:39,285 of falling flat on your face and embarrassing yourself. 954 00:34:39,286 --> 00:34:41,245 - Okay, maybe just say you're gonna do great. 955 00:34:41,246 --> 00:34:42,746 - Oh, you're gonna do great. 956 00:34:42,747 --> 00:34:44,456 - Thank you. 957 00:34:44,457 --> 00:34:45,916 God. 958 00:34:45,917 --> 00:34:49,795 - And live in five, four, three, two, one. 959 00:34:49,796 --> 00:34:51,589 - Welcome back, folks. 960 00:34:51,590 --> 00:34:54,592 Okay, I am thrilled because we have 961 00:34:54,593 --> 00:34:58,387 an amazing new designer here with us today. 962 00:34:58,388 --> 00:35:02,725 Please welcome Deborah Junior Vance! 963 00:35:02,726 --> 00:35:07,104 - Okay, how many times has your baby reached for your earrings 964 00:35:07,105 --> 00:35:09,940 and almost pulled your entire ear clean off your skull? 965 00:35:09,941 --> 00:35:11,400 - So many. 966 00:35:11,401 --> 00:35:12,776 - Well, it's never gonna happen again. 967 00:35:12,777 --> 00:35:14,403 - Thank goodness. - Do you wanna know why? 968 00:35:14,404 --> 00:35:16,113 Detachables. 969 00:35:16,114 --> 00:35:18,032 - Oh, my God. - Because they detach. 970 00:35:18,033 --> 00:35:19,783 - Ah, look at them. 971 00:35:19,784 --> 00:35:21,452 - That's right, no more bloody lobes. 972 00:35:21,453 --> 00:35:23,203 Moms get it. 973 00:35:23,204 --> 00:35:24,580 - Amazing. 974 00:35:24,581 --> 00:35:26,206 Wow, these are flying off the shelves. 975 00:35:26,207 --> 00:35:27,583 They are going fast. 976 00:35:27,584 --> 00:35:29,084 So if you want your own DJewelry, 977 00:35:29,085 --> 00:35:30,794 you better call in now. 978 00:35:30,795 --> 00:35:33,756 Oh, and I think we're getting a call right now... 979 00:35:33,757 --> 00:35:36,008 - ♪ Oh, because ♪ 980 00:35:36,009 --> 00:35:39,303 ♪ You are the best thing ♪ 981 00:35:39,304 --> 00:35:41,639 - ♪ You're the best thing ♪ 982 00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:45,142 - ♪ You are the best thing ♪ 983 00:35:45,143 --> 00:35:47,519 - ♪ You're the best thing, baby ♪ 984 00:35:47,520 --> 00:35:50,689 - ♪ You are the best thing ♪ 985 00:35:50,690 --> 00:35:53,192 - ♪ You're the best thing, ooh ♪ 986 00:35:53,193 --> 00:35:55,986 - ♪ That ever happened to me ♪ 987 00:35:55,987 --> 00:35:58,739 [Ray LaMontagne's "You Are the Best Thing"] 988 00:35:58,740 --> 00:36:02,159 ♪ Baby ♪ 989 00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:06,997 ♪ Come a long way, baby ♪ 990 00:36:06,998 --> 00:36:11,126 ♪ You know I hope and I pray that you believe me ♪ 991 00:36:11,127 --> 00:36:13,003 ♪ ♪ 992 00:36:13,004 --> 00:36:19,093 ♪ When I say this love will never fade away ♪ 993 00:36:19,094 --> 00:36:21,136 ♪ Oh, because ♪ 994 00:36:21,137 --> 00:36:24,431 ♪ You are the best thing ♪ 995 00:36:24,432 --> 00:36:26,767 - ♪ You're the best thing ♪ 996 00:36:26,768 --> 00:36:30,229 - ♪ You are the best thing ♪ 997 00:36:30,230 --> 00:36:32,648 - ♪ You're the best thing, baby ♪ 998 00:36:32,649 --> 00:36:35,818 - ♪ You are the best thing ♪ 999 00:36:35,819 --> 00:36:38,320 - ♪ You're the best thing, ooh ♪ 1000 00:36:38,321 --> 00:36:40,989 - ♪ That ever happened to me ♪ 1001 00:36:40,990 --> 00:36:44,535 ♪ ♪ 1002 00:36:44,536 --> 00:36:47,830 ♪ Both of us have known love before ♪ 1003 00:36:47,831 --> 00:36:50,082 ♪ ♪ 1004 00:36:50,083 --> 00:36:53,043 ♪ To come on up promising like the spring ♪ 1005 00:36:53,044 --> 00:36:55,255 ♪ To walk on out the door... ♪