1 00:01:19,727 --> 00:01:21,358 Hello? 2 00:01:47,861 --> 00:01:49,694 Fucking useless piece of shit. 3 00:01:49,695 --> 00:01:51,497 Welcome to the fucking nightmare. 4 00:01:51,498 --> 00:01:52,828 Go on. Go on, Jimmy. 5 00:01:52,829 --> 00:01:54,266 Don't let it be you, Shite. 6 00:01:54,267 --> 00:01:55,764 Where you going? Fuck you, boy! 7 00:01:55,765 --> 00:01:57,438 You got this, Jimmy. You got this! 8 00:01:58,533 --> 00:02:00,440 Old Nick's gonna have his way with you. 9 00:02:01,867 --> 00:02:04,975 I think he's never seen a knife in his life, has he? 10 00:02:04,976 --> 00:02:06,599 Fucking quivering piece of shit. 11 00:02:06,600 --> 00:02:08,774 Aw! Look at the little baby. 12 00:02:08,775 --> 00:02:10,174 It's all for Old Nick. 13 00:02:10,175 --> 00:02:11,873 Come on, Shite, I'm fucking bored, man. 14 00:02:11,874 --> 00:02:12,943 Aye. 15 00:02:12,944 --> 00:02:14,038 Get him, Shite. This is your chance. 16 00:02:14,039 --> 00:02:15,175 Fuckin' hell. 17 00:02:15,176 --> 00:02:16,504 - Fucking move it. - You little shit. 18 00:02:16,505 --> 00:02:18,112 Fingers. 19 00:02:24,708 --> 00:02:28,411 You understand, this is a fight to the death. 20 00:02:29,549 --> 00:02:31,341 No quarter. 21 00:02:31,342 --> 00:02:33,210 Yes, Sir Jimmy. 22 00:02:41,884 --> 00:02:43,350 Are you watching, Father? 23 00:02:45,355 --> 00:02:46,582 Master. 24 00:02:47,279 --> 00:02:48,549 Dark Lord. 25 00:02:49,380 --> 00:02:50,782 Are you ready 26 00:02:50,783 --> 00:02:53,722 to see if the boy has what it takes to be a finger? 27 00:02:58,589 --> 00:02:59,718 Good. 28 00:03:01,085 --> 00:03:02,092 Okay. 29 00:03:04,285 --> 00:03:06,190 - Fight. - Whoo! 30 00:03:06,191 --> 00:03:07,957 Fucking come on, then. 31 00:03:07,958 --> 00:03:09,059 Fucking get him, boy. 32 00:03:09,060 --> 00:03:10,686 Go on. 33 00:03:10,687 --> 00:03:12,387 Fucking have him. 34 00:03:12,388 --> 00:03:14,388 See this? See that? 35 00:03:14,389 --> 00:03:15,788 I'll make it easier for you. 36 00:03:20,855 --> 00:03:22,222 - Watch it, Shite. - Come on! 37 00:03:24,134 --> 00:03:26,099 - Come on, kid. - Fucking do it! 38 00:03:27,225 --> 00:03:28,295 Ooh! 39 00:03:32,263 --> 00:03:33,396 Unlucky, pal. 40 00:03:33,397 --> 00:03:36,464 I bet that hurts. 41 00:03:36,465 --> 00:03:39,197 You dropped your knife. 42 00:03:39,198 --> 00:03:41,233 Just... please. 43 00:03:41,234 --> 00:03:42,797 Do you wanna pick that blade up? 44 00:03:44,872 --> 00:03:46,696 - Go on. - Go on. 45 00:03:47,970 --> 00:03:49,907 Yes, Shite! 46 00:03:49,908 --> 00:03:52,265 Yes, son. 47 00:03:54,534 --> 00:03:56,074 Fucking prick. 48 00:03:56,075 --> 00:03:57,701 You're taking the piss. 49 00:03:57,702 --> 00:03:59,410 Don't fucking you worry about that, Jimmy. 50 00:03:59,411 --> 00:04:00,542 I plan to. 51 00:04:02,943 --> 00:04:05,140 I'm just messing wi' you, kid. 52 00:04:06,603 --> 00:04:08,211 Go on, kid. Go on. Take it. 53 00:04:10,909 --> 00:04:12,814 Pick it up! 54 00:04:12,815 --> 00:04:15,574 Too slow, pal. 55 00:04:15,575 --> 00:04:17,408 I could do this for fucking hours. 56 00:04:17,409 --> 00:04:18,914 Fuck's sake, just finish it. 57 00:04:18,915 --> 00:04:20,081 He's half your fucking size. 58 00:04:20,082 --> 00:04:21,742 I'll tell you what. 59 00:04:21,743 --> 00:04:23,642 After I'm done with this little prick, 60 00:04:23,643 --> 00:04:25,442 how about me and you, fancy that? 61 00:04:26,882 --> 00:04:28,310 - Ahhh! - Ooh! 62 00:04:28,311 --> 00:04:29,316 Shit! 63 00:04:30,947 --> 00:04:31,944 Oh, fuck! 64 00:04:32,786 --> 00:04:35,153 You little fucking cunt. 65 00:04:35,154 --> 00:04:37,379 I'm gonna skin you wi' your own fucking blade. 66 00:04:39,149 --> 00:04:40,379 Oh. 67 00:04:42,155 --> 00:04:43,914 - What... - What the fuck? What the fuck? 68 00:04:43,915 --> 00:04:46,618 - Oh... - Fucking hell. 69 00:04:46,619 --> 00:04:47,823 - Oh, fuck me. - Oh, no. 70 00:04:47,824 --> 00:04:48,992 That's you fucked, Jimmy. 71 00:04:48,993 --> 00:04:50,056 What d'you... What d'you mean? 72 00:04:50,057 --> 00:04:51,048 That's an artery he's hit there. 73 00:04:51,625 --> 00:04:52,983 Aye, it is. 74 00:04:54,390 --> 00:04:55,951 - Oh, no. - That's a lot of blood. 75 00:04:56,485 --> 00:04:58,386 Ooh-hoo. 76 00:04:58,387 --> 00:05:00,893 Fuck. Please. No, no, no! 77 00:05:00,894 --> 00:05:02,388 No! 78 00:05:02,389 --> 00:05:03,690 Fuck! Fuck. 79 00:05:04,961 --> 00:05:06,493 Somebody, please help me! 80 00:05:07,830 --> 00:05:08,998 Stop laughing. Help me! 81 00:05:08,999 --> 00:05:10,596 Hey, that's not how it fucking works. 82 00:05:10,597 --> 00:05:11,761 But... 83 00:05:11,762 --> 00:05:13,122 Sir. 84 00:05:13,123 --> 00:05:15,133 No, Jimmy's right. That's not how it works at all. 85 00:05:15,963 --> 00:05:16,957 Shit! 86 00:05:17,898 --> 00:05:19,766 Jesus Christ. 87 00:05:19,767 --> 00:05:22,326 Oh, Jesus! Oh, God. 88 00:05:22,327 --> 00:05:23,962 Christ, God! 89 00:05:23,963 --> 00:05:26,263 What are you calling on those shite cunts for, Jimmy? 90 00:05:26,264 --> 00:05:28,336 Sir, please help me. 91 00:05:28,337 --> 00:05:31,335 - Help, please, I'm scared. - What, you wee crybag? 92 00:05:33,401 --> 00:05:34,596 Sir, I'm getting... 93 00:05:34,597 --> 00:05:36,436 What are you getting, Jimmy? 94 00:05:37,805 --> 00:05:38,799 Getting hungry? 95 00:05:40,905 --> 00:05:42,400 Getting horny? 96 00:05:44,268 --> 00:05:45,439 Getting sleepy? 97 00:05:51,105 --> 00:05:52,573 Aw, sleepy. 98 00:05:54,577 --> 00:05:55,574 Bless. 99 00:06:12,916 --> 00:06:14,575 What's your name, son? 100 00:06:16,982 --> 00:06:19,344 S... S... Spike. 101 00:06:19,345 --> 00:06:21,252 Spike? No, no. 102 00:06:22,315 --> 00:06:23,747 No, that doesnae sound right. 103 00:06:24,611 --> 00:06:27,483 I think your name is... 104 00:06:27,484 --> 00:06:29,687 ♪ Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy ♪ 105 00:06:31,315 --> 00:06:32,413 It's Jimmy. 106 00:06:36,590 --> 00:06:37,657 Jimmy. 107 00:06:40,584 --> 00:06:43,017 - Howzat? - Howzat. 108 00:07:21,468 --> 00:07:23,068 - Mine. - Give us a kiss. 109 00:07:43,008 --> 00:07:44,002 Whoo. 110 00:09:15,865 --> 00:09:18,163 No! No! No! 111 00:10:20,457 --> 00:10:22,555 ♪ See them walking Hand in hand... 112 00:10:22,556 --> 00:10:24,491 ♪ Across the bridge At midnight 113 00:10:27,360 --> 00:10:29,929 ♪ Heads turning As the lights... 114 00:10:29,930 --> 00:10:31,821 ♪ Flashing out are so bright 115 00:10:47,699 --> 00:10:49,897 ♪ Lipstick cherry All over the lens... 116 00:10:51,803 --> 00:10:53,829 ♪ As she's falling 117 00:10:53,830 --> 00:10:56,233 ♪ In miles of Sharp blue water... 118 00:10:56,234 --> 00:10:58,897 ♪ Coming in where she lies 119 00:11:00,997 --> 00:11:03,869 ♪ The diving man's Coming up for air 120 00:11:03,870 --> 00:11:06,597 ♪ 'Cause the crowd all love Pulling Dolly by the hair 121 00:11:06,598 --> 00:11:08,768 ♪ By the hair 122 00:11:08,769 --> 00:11:10,941 ♪ She wonders How she ever got here... 123 00:11:10,942 --> 00:11:12,572 ♪ As she goes under again 124 00:11:13,667 --> 00:11:15,205 ♪ Girls on film 125 00:11:15,206 --> 00:11:16,269 ♪ Girls... ♪ 126 00:12:29,924 --> 00:12:33,424 Well, an infected patient. 127 00:12:36,636 --> 00:12:38,530 This is strange. 128 00:12:38,531 --> 00:12:40,730 Possibly a world's first, Samson. 129 00:12:41,936 --> 00:12:43,303 Yeah, you have a name. 130 00:12:44,135 --> 00:12:46,697 I chose it when I first saw 131 00:12:46,698 --> 00:12:49,135 the new Alpha that had taken the woods 132 00:12:49,136 --> 00:12:50,730 as his hunting ground. 133 00:12:54,064 --> 00:12:56,636 I named you for your size and strength... 134 00:12:57,399 --> 00:12:58,439 and hair. 135 00:13:00,105 --> 00:13:01,969 I'm Doctor Kelson. 136 00:13:01,970 --> 00:13:05,736 Although right now, I feel more like Androcles... 137 00:13:05,737 --> 00:13:07,936 removing thorns from the lion's paw. 138 00:13:11,307 --> 00:13:14,109 Which means... 139 00:13:14,110 --> 00:13:16,609 you owe me, by the way. 140 00:13:21,045 --> 00:13:22,106 Just kidding. 141 00:13:22,813 --> 00:13:24,040 I'm NHS. 142 00:13:25,540 --> 00:13:26,613 No charge. 143 00:17:12,985 --> 00:17:13,979 This is interesting. 144 00:17:35,227 --> 00:17:38,118 I'm going to trust you, Samson. 145 00:17:39,192 --> 00:17:41,020 That's the decision I've made. 146 00:17:42,294 --> 00:17:44,153 I have what you want right here. 147 00:17:45,555 --> 00:17:46,724 If you kill me, 148 00:17:46,725 --> 00:17:48,787 if my head is pulled from my shoulders, 149 00:17:48,788 --> 00:17:50,722 you won't get to have it. 150 00:17:50,723 --> 00:17:52,656 It's a transaction, Samson. 151 00:17:52,657 --> 00:17:55,222 It's a quid pro quo. 152 00:17:58,390 --> 00:18:01,295 Suddenly, I'm not entirely sure you understand Latin. 153 00:18:09,497 --> 00:18:12,029 Oh, thank God. You do. 154 00:18:32,369 --> 00:18:33,377 Yeah. 155 00:18:38,202 --> 00:18:41,038 I wonder if you understand anything I say. 156 00:18:43,839 --> 00:18:46,381 If not the meaning of my words, 157 00:18:47,743 --> 00:18:49,876 the meaning in the tone of my voice. 158 00:18:52,280 --> 00:18:54,713 That I am no threat to you. 159 00:18:56,314 --> 00:18:57,714 I mean you no harm. 160 00:19:00,582 --> 00:19:02,341 Do you know the sound of your name? 161 00:19:03,316 --> 00:19:05,013 Samson... 162 00:19:11,247 --> 00:19:14,587 Most wondrous would be to hear you speak a single word. 163 00:19:16,584 --> 00:19:18,083 It would be miraculous... 164 00:19:20,586 --> 00:19:23,585 to discover that the infection 165 00:19:23,586 --> 00:19:24,722 lies over your mind, 166 00:19:25,551 --> 00:19:27,090 clouding it, 167 00:19:27,091 --> 00:19:28,316 not replacing it. 168 00:19:31,461 --> 00:19:33,725 In this tranquil state, do you have memories? 169 00:19:34,689 --> 00:19:36,495 A trace of what you once were. 170 00:19:38,693 --> 00:19:41,090 Or do I just give you peace and respite? 171 00:19:45,793 --> 00:19:47,729 Nothing wrong with that, Samson. 172 00:19:49,894 --> 00:19:53,027 Nothing wrong with peace and respite. 173 00:20:05,763 --> 00:20:07,229 Nothing wrong with that. 174 00:20:10,240 --> 00:20:12,671 Nothing wrong with peace, respite. 175 00:20:57,845 --> 00:20:59,377 All still attached... 176 00:21:23,960 --> 00:21:25,055 Samson. 177 00:21:27,896 --> 00:21:29,090 You beauty. 178 00:23:28,068 --> 00:23:29,191 I'm going to go 179 00:23:29,192 --> 00:23:30,292 have a look over there, and you go... 180 00:24:03,945 --> 00:24:04,939 Jonno. 181 00:24:24,413 --> 00:24:25,484 If he sees us... 182 00:24:26,447 --> 00:24:27,512 he's gonna scream. 183 00:24:31,482 --> 00:24:33,113 Jonno. Jonno, don't... 184 00:24:47,983 --> 00:24:49,492 - Help! - Go. Run. 185 00:24:50,124 --> 00:24:51,253 What about Jonno? 186 00:25:01,994 --> 00:25:02,990 Help! 187 00:25:04,296 --> 00:25:06,291 - What about me? - Run! 188 00:25:06,292 --> 00:25:07,288 Wait! 189 00:25:10,592 --> 00:25:11,828 Don't leave me! 190 00:25:13,493 --> 00:25:14,532 Don't leave! 191 00:25:28,498 --> 00:25:29,970 Come on, Tom. 192 00:25:29,971 --> 00:25:30,966 Let's fucking go! 193 00:25:43,767 --> 00:25:45,970 Okay. 194 00:25:47,972 --> 00:25:50,769 - What are we gonna tell 'em? - What happened. 195 00:25:50,770 --> 00:25:52,002 But we lost Jonno. 196 00:25:52,003 --> 00:25:53,940 Jonno lost himself. Come here. 197 00:25:59,113 --> 00:26:00,678 Come on. Right. Okay. 198 00:26:16,148 --> 00:26:17,178 George. 199 00:26:18,351 --> 00:26:19,948 I'm sorry, I've got bad news. 200 00:26:22,278 --> 00:26:24,677 - George, I said that... - We have guests. 201 00:26:24,678 --> 00:26:25,983 What? 202 00:26:27,220 --> 00:26:28,445 We have guests. 203 00:26:29,486 --> 00:26:30,984 Hello. 204 00:26:32,148 --> 00:26:33,818 There's someone I want you to meet. 205 00:26:33,819 --> 00:26:35,486 Tinky-Winky would go nowhere 206 00:26:35,487 --> 00:26:36,952 without his bag. Nowhere. 207 00:26:36,953 --> 00:26:38,787 But for this one occasion. 208 00:26:38,788 --> 00:26:40,718 And, of course, you saw it coming. 209 00:26:40,719 --> 00:26:41,982 Tinky-Winky. 210 00:26:41,983 --> 00:26:43,226 Uh, Tinky-Winky decided 211 00:26:43,227 --> 00:26:44,889 - to come back. - Classic. 212 00:26:44,890 --> 00:26:47,592 And found that Laa-Laa and Po had not only lost 213 00:26:47,593 --> 00:26:48,989 - one of the apples... - Sit down. 214 00:26:48,990 --> 00:26:51,192 ...but they'd lost the entire fucking bag. 215 00:26:58,155 --> 00:26:59,828 Do you not know the Teletummies? 216 00:27:01,990 --> 00:27:04,025 Ah, they're glorious. 217 00:27:04,026 --> 00:27:06,565 They had televisions on their tums. 218 00:27:06,566 --> 00:27:08,434 And on television, they viewed themselves, 219 00:27:08,435 --> 00:27:11,061 but with another television on their tums. 220 00:27:11,062 --> 00:27:12,561 Which they also viewed themselves on. 221 00:27:12,562 --> 00:27:13,731 Thank you. 222 00:27:13,732 --> 00:27:16,635 And so on and so on, ad infinitum. 223 00:27:24,239 --> 00:27:26,001 Jimmima, do the Dipsy dance. 224 00:27:58,215 --> 00:28:00,077 Yes. 225 00:28:07,152 --> 00:28:08,978 That's perfect. 226 00:28:08,979 --> 00:28:11,883 - Howzat? - Howzat! Howzat! 227 00:28:15,350 --> 00:28:16,379 Hello. 228 00:28:18,255 --> 00:28:19,556 What are you doing here? 229 00:28:21,319 --> 00:28:22,315 Uh... 230 00:28:24,150 --> 00:28:27,151 Enjoying the hospitality of good folk. 231 00:28:28,016 --> 00:28:30,190 We, a group of wanderers, 232 00:28:30,191 --> 00:28:31,525 hungry and tired, 233 00:28:31,526 --> 00:28:35,218 brought in with open arms and broad smiles, 234 00:28:35,219 --> 00:28:36,990 - and nourished, and... - Brought in? 235 00:28:38,754 --> 00:28:40,728 You broke my flow. 236 00:28:40,729 --> 00:28:42,859 - They just appeared. - The gate was open. 237 00:28:42,860 --> 00:28:45,860 - It was not. - Brought in and nourished... 238 00:28:47,166 --> 00:28:50,027 in both stomach and heart. 239 00:28:56,333 --> 00:28:57,397 Are... Are we not welcome? 240 00:28:57,398 --> 00:28:58,697 You know you're not. 241 00:28:58,698 --> 00:29:01,096 Well, I do now. No, Dipsy dance. 242 00:29:15,038 --> 00:29:16,232 Oh, no. 243 00:29:16,998 --> 00:29:18,198 We've got off on the... 244 00:29:18,199 --> 00:29:20,168 ...the wrong foot. 245 00:29:21,841 --> 00:29:23,703 It's because we haven't been properly introduced. 246 00:29:23,704 --> 00:29:25,568 - Uh, fingers... - Jimmy. 247 00:29:25,569 --> 00:29:27,342 Jimmy. 248 00:29:27,343 --> 00:29:29,110 - Ji... Jimmy. - Jimmy. 249 00:29:29,111 --> 00:29:31,174 - Jimmima. - Jimmy. 250 00:29:31,175 --> 00:29:32,204 Jimmy. 251 00:29:33,013 --> 00:29:35,078 Roberto Calamari. 252 00:29:42,313 --> 00:29:43,614 Fucking tough crowd. 253 00:29:45,048 --> 00:29:46,711 It's a joke. 254 00:29:46,712 --> 00:29:49,308 I'm Jimmy, too. We're all Jimmy. 255 00:29:53,877 --> 00:29:55,244 Are you going to leave? 256 00:29:56,919 --> 00:29:58,047 Yes. 257 00:30:00,082 --> 00:30:02,752 But obviously, we're going to kill you first. 258 00:30:06,551 --> 00:30:08,220 Go! 259 00:30:09,722 --> 00:30:11,085 - God damn it! - Hold on. 260 00:30:11,086 --> 00:30:12,256 - You get your... - Fucking hell! 261 00:30:13,918 --> 00:30:16,450 Yeah. 262 00:30:16,451 --> 00:30:18,217 - You're all stupid. - Fucking cunt! 263 00:30:18,218 --> 00:30:20,255 Get up! 264 00:30:36,366 --> 00:30:38,594 It would frustrate Old Nick 265 00:30:38,595 --> 00:30:41,024 to lose both her and the baby. 266 00:30:41,025 --> 00:30:42,099 Yes, Sir Jimmy. 267 00:30:45,234 --> 00:30:46,634 We'll stay here tonight. 268 00:30:47,266 --> 00:30:49,602 Offer charity. 269 00:30:49,603 --> 00:30:52,559 Tomorrow, pastures new. Go find pastures new. 270 00:30:53,434 --> 00:30:54,768 I'm missing charity? 271 00:30:56,064 --> 00:30:57,229 - Fuck off! - Fuck off. 272 00:30:57,230 --> 00:30:58,734 Now get in the fucking barn. 273 00:30:58,735 --> 00:30:59,796 Look at your fucking... 274 00:31:02,765 --> 00:31:03,771 Come on. 275 00:31:10,070 --> 00:31:12,604 Tinky-Winky and the fucking apples. 276 00:31:12,605 --> 00:31:13,807 "You saw it coming?" 277 00:31:15,135 --> 00:31:16,543 'Course I fucking saw it coming. 278 00:31:16,544 --> 00:31:18,940 I've heard the story a million fucking times. 279 00:31:52,950 --> 00:31:55,421 ♪ Moving on the floor now Babe 280 00:31:55,422 --> 00:31:58,381 ♪ You're a bird of paradise 281 00:31:59,488 --> 00:32:02,884 ♪ Cherry ice cream smile 282 00:32:02,885 --> 00:32:06,150 ♪ I suppose it's very nice 283 00:32:06,151 --> 00:32:07,918 ♪ With a step to the left 284 00:32:07,919 --> 00:32:09,559 ♪ And a flick to the right 285 00:32:09,560 --> 00:32:12,787 ♪ You catch that mirror Way out west 286 00:32:12,788 --> 00:32:14,692 ♪ Her name is Rio 287 00:32:14,693 --> 00:32:17,921 ♪ And she dances On the sand 288 00:32:17,922 --> 00:32:19,792 ♪ Just like that river 289 00:32:19,793 --> 00:32:22,827 ♪ Twisting through A dusty land 290 00:32:25,397 --> 00:32:28,125 ♪ And when she shines 291 00:32:28,126 --> 00:32:31,430 ♪ She really shows you All she can 292 00:32:31,431 --> 00:32:33,796 ♪ Oh, Rio, Rio... 293 00:32:33,797 --> 00:32:37,430 ♪ Dance across The Rio Grande 294 00:32:38,500 --> 00:32:39,899 ♪ You mean so much to me 295 00:32:40,665 --> 00:32:42,130 ♪ Like a birthday 296 00:32:42,830 --> 00:32:44,666 ♪ Or a pretty view 297 00:32:44,667 --> 00:32:46,769 ♪ And I've seen you on TV 298 00:32:47,767 --> 00:32:50,638 ♪ Two of a billion stars 299 00:32:50,639 --> 00:32:53,305 ♪ But then I'm sure That you know 300 00:32:53,306 --> 00:32:54,999 ♪ It's just for you 301 00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:56,836 You are fuckin' shittin' me. 302 00:32:56,837 --> 00:32:58,803 ♪ Her name is Rio... 303 00:32:58,804 --> 00:33:01,799 ♪ And she dances on the sand 304 00:33:01,800 --> 00:33:05,836 ♪ Just like that river Twisting through a dusty land ♪ 305 00:33:05,837 --> 00:33:07,137 And Old Nick saw 306 00:33:07,138 --> 00:33:09,573 that the world of man had failed, 307 00:33:09,574 --> 00:33:11,139 and knew only disharmony. 308 00:33:12,677 --> 00:33:16,806 And so Old Nick released his demons 309 00:33:16,807 --> 00:33:19,471 unto the world of man. 310 00:33:19,472 --> 00:33:21,979 And the world of man fell before the demons, 311 00:33:21,980 --> 00:33:24,275 and his world became like the guttering candle flame. 312 00:33:25,777 --> 00:33:27,441 And God did nothing... 313 00:33:28,844 --> 00:33:30,145 for he was invisible. 314 00:33:31,109 --> 00:33:32,342 And couldnae punch his way 315 00:33:32,343 --> 00:33:34,344 out of a paper fucking bag anyway. 316 00:33:36,415 --> 00:33:38,280 And so... 317 00:33:38,281 --> 00:33:41,280 the world of man became Old Nick's dominion... 318 00:33:42,750 --> 00:33:44,281 and his dominion was Hell. 319 00:33:46,286 --> 00:33:47,282 Howzat. 320 00:33:47,849 --> 00:33:49,118 Howzat. 321 00:33:51,087 --> 00:33:54,489 Then Old Nick did speak to his favored son, 322 00:33:54,490 --> 00:33:56,984 whose name was Jimmy Crystal. 323 00:33:56,985 --> 00:33:59,317 And he said unto Jimmy, 324 00:33:59,318 --> 00:34:03,185 "You are now Sir Lord Jimmy Crystal. 325 00:34:03,186 --> 00:34:05,360 "And you shall be my right hand, 326 00:34:05,361 --> 00:34:06,792 "which shall be strong, 327 00:34:06,793 --> 00:34:08,989 "and you shall have seven fingers. 328 00:34:08,990 --> 00:34:11,521 "And each finger shall be a claw, 329 00:34:11,522 --> 00:34:14,526 "and you shall offer charity to the world of man. 330 00:34:14,527 --> 00:34:15,792 "And for this, 331 00:34:15,793 --> 00:34:18,993 "you alone shall be my heir! 332 00:34:18,994 --> 00:34:21,463 "And your seven fingers shall hold 333 00:34:21,464 --> 00:34:23,095 "your crown." 334 00:34:25,100 --> 00:34:26,096 Howzat? 335 00:34:26,795 --> 00:34:28,031 Howzat. 336 00:34:32,036 --> 00:34:33,500 I am 337 00:34:33,501 --> 00:34:36,033 Sir Lord Jimmy Crystal... 338 00:34:37,206 --> 00:34:39,265 favored son of Old Nick. 339 00:34:40,031 --> 00:34:41,799 These are my fingers. 340 00:34:41,800 --> 00:34:43,639 We travel the land, 341 00:34:43,640 --> 00:34:47,032 we search for souls to deliver to my father. 342 00:34:47,033 --> 00:34:48,532 And we offer you... 343 00:34:49,943 --> 00:34:51,104 charity. 344 00:34:54,637 --> 00:34:56,134 Jimmies. 345 00:34:56,135 --> 00:34:58,368 - Yes, sir. - Yes, Sir Jimmy. 346 00:34:58,369 --> 00:35:01,041 Today's charitable act shall be... 347 00:35:05,280 --> 00:35:08,043 The removal of the shirt. 348 00:35:11,382 --> 00:35:13,340 Please, no. Please. 349 00:35:43,717 --> 00:35:45,251 - Hello, Grandpappy. - I choose you... 350 00:35:45,252 --> 00:35:47,554 I wanna make you fucking cry 351 00:35:47,555 --> 00:35:48,853 and scream. 352 00:35:57,827 --> 00:35:59,129 That fucking hurts? 353 00:36:24,004 --> 00:36:25,001 Jimmy? 354 00:36:25,999 --> 00:36:27,837 Please, I can't... 355 00:36:29,230 --> 00:36:31,571 Sort it out, Jimmy Ink. 356 00:36:34,038 --> 00:36:36,301 You can't avoid this, kid. This is what we do. 357 00:36:38,735 --> 00:36:39,742 I can't... 358 00:36:42,472 --> 00:36:43,435 Please. 359 00:36:47,035 --> 00:36:48,371 I can't. Please. 360 00:36:49,738 --> 00:36:50,842 Please. 361 00:36:53,311 --> 00:36:54,644 Okay, okay. 362 00:36:54,645 --> 00:36:55,977 All right. Just stay out here. 363 00:37:26,650 --> 00:37:27,723 Samson... 364 00:37:29,586 --> 00:37:30,724 my friend. 365 00:37:33,384 --> 00:37:35,583 There's something we need to talk about. 366 00:37:38,022 --> 00:37:40,055 The medicine I've been giving you. 367 00:37:40,056 --> 00:37:44,090 It's a cocktail of various things. 368 00:37:44,091 --> 00:37:47,986 But the main and most powerful component 369 00:37:47,987 --> 00:37:49,389 is morphine. 370 00:37:50,496 --> 00:37:52,191 At your rate of consumption, 371 00:37:52,192 --> 00:37:55,529 I only have enough for two more weeks. 372 00:37:55,530 --> 00:37:57,324 Over the last 28 years, 373 00:37:57,325 --> 00:37:59,596 I've searched every medicine cabinet 374 00:37:59,597 --> 00:38:01,360 in a 70-mile radius. 375 00:38:03,262 --> 00:38:05,361 We won't find any more. 376 00:38:07,766 --> 00:38:09,735 Inevitably, one way or another, 377 00:38:09,736 --> 00:38:13,693 the opiate peace you have found with me... 378 00:38:14,764 --> 00:38:16,167 will end. 379 00:38:19,167 --> 00:38:21,773 But there is something I can offer you. 380 00:38:29,102 --> 00:38:31,540 A different kind of peace. 381 00:38:31,541 --> 00:38:34,337 A place in the ossuary. 382 00:38:35,341 --> 00:38:37,110 In a way, 383 00:38:37,111 --> 00:38:38,437 a home. 384 00:38:39,579 --> 00:38:41,603 With me. 385 00:38:49,539 --> 00:38:52,079 I want you to have lasting peace, Samson. 386 00:38:53,947 --> 00:38:56,342 And I think you want to have peace, too. 387 00:38:56,343 --> 00:38:58,377 And that's why we've become friends. 388 00:38:59,219 --> 00:39:00,609 Good friends. 389 00:39:03,947 --> 00:39:06,716 If there was just some way 390 00:39:06,717 --> 00:39:08,919 you could give consent. 391 00:39:12,455 --> 00:39:15,086 Just the barest assent. 392 00:39:46,762 --> 00:39:48,689 Sleep well, Samson. 393 00:39:52,892 --> 00:39:53,900 Moon. 394 00:39:58,237 --> 00:40:00,231 What? Did you... 395 00:40:02,302 --> 00:40:03,562 Samson... 396 00:40:05,766 --> 00:40:06,772 you spoke. 397 00:40:07,930 --> 00:40:08,937 M... 398 00:40:09,537 --> 00:40:11,139 Say it again. 399 00:40:11,140 --> 00:40:12,301 Say... 400 00:40:13,408 --> 00:40:14,598 Moon. 401 00:40:19,901 --> 00:40:21,106 Moon. 402 00:41:18,955 --> 00:41:21,595 I need strong fingers. 403 00:41:21,596 --> 00:41:22,853 Strong fingers make a strong fist. 404 00:41:23,956 --> 00:41:25,119 Whoa. 405 00:41:25,120 --> 00:41:26,429 Listen! 406 00:41:26,430 --> 00:41:27,962 Focus. 407 00:41:28,790 --> 00:41:29,797 Hey. 408 00:41:37,961 --> 00:41:40,064 Choose a finger to fight. 409 00:41:42,499 --> 00:41:43,494 If you win... 410 00:41:44,836 --> 00:41:47,495 you take their place, and I call you Jimmy. 411 00:41:49,097 --> 00:41:52,395 If you lose, you get charity. 412 00:41:52,396 --> 00:41:54,937 If you refuse, you get charity. 413 00:41:59,099 --> 00:42:01,664 Nod or shake your head. 414 00:42:07,736 --> 00:42:08,732 Mm. 415 00:42:11,572 --> 00:42:13,074 Good. 416 00:42:16,613 --> 00:42:20,769 Which finger do you choose to fight? 417 00:42:49,254 --> 00:42:50,316 Her. 418 00:42:53,818 --> 00:42:55,318 I choose her. 419 00:43:17,465 --> 00:43:18,864 Father... 420 00:43:20,024 --> 00:43:23,365 master, daddy, 421 00:43:23,366 --> 00:43:25,866 king, king of kings... 422 00:43:26,727 --> 00:43:28,664 Join us. 423 00:43:28,665 --> 00:43:29,966 Fuck. 424 00:43:32,929 --> 00:43:36,434 Yes. We thank you. 425 00:43:36,435 --> 00:43:38,034 We are grateful. 426 00:43:39,328 --> 00:43:41,838 Old Nick is here, Jimmies. 427 00:43:42,802 --> 00:43:45,263 He watches through my eyes. 428 00:43:45,264 --> 00:43:48,505 He smells the blood and fear. 429 00:43:48,506 --> 00:43:49,971 He's whispering now. 430 00:43:49,972 --> 00:43:52,670 I can feel his lips on my ear, whispering. 431 00:43:52,671 --> 00:43:53,665 He's saying... 432 00:43:56,242 --> 00:43:57,634 fight. 433 00:44:01,905 --> 00:44:03,971 So fucking fight. 434 00:44:21,183 --> 00:44:22,311 Come on. 435 00:44:36,586 --> 00:44:37,819 Too fucking easy. 436 00:44:37,820 --> 00:44:39,982 I make it look easy, you cunt. 437 00:44:39,983 --> 00:44:41,146 Ooh! 438 00:44:45,919 --> 00:44:47,820 Finish it. 439 00:45:09,128 --> 00:45:11,397 Time for tubby night nights. 440 00:45:11,398 --> 00:45:12,859 A Dipsy Laa-Laa! 441 00:45:12,860 --> 00:45:14,295 Useless bellend. 442 00:45:14,296 --> 00:45:17,196 Look at him trying to get up, the stupid fucking... 443 00:45:24,734 --> 00:45:26,203 Again! Again! 444 00:45:31,199 --> 00:45:34,200 Beautifully done, Jimmima. 445 00:45:34,201 --> 00:45:37,563 The boy's pain is Old Nick's delight. 446 00:45:39,671 --> 00:45:41,501 Old Nick says... 447 00:45:42,374 --> 00:45:43,567 "Charity." 448 00:45:44,606 --> 00:45:45,634 Choose your act. 449 00:45:53,711 --> 00:45:55,839 I want to take his trousers off. 450 00:45:57,578 --> 00:45:58,807 Old Nick says, "Perfect." 451 00:46:02,913 --> 00:46:04,415 He's shitting himself. 452 00:46:20,751 --> 00:46:22,645 D'you see these other cunts? 453 00:46:23,256 --> 00:46:25,315 Listen to me! 454 00:46:25,316 --> 00:46:27,679 They would have just stabbed you in the neck. 455 00:46:29,882 --> 00:46:30,889 Not me. 456 00:46:35,859 --> 00:46:38,848 You chose me 'cause you thought I was weaker. 457 00:46:40,017 --> 00:46:41,024 Hmm. 458 00:46:43,088 --> 00:46:45,693 What you gonna be thinking... 459 00:46:45,694 --> 00:46:48,889 as I rip the skin off of your... 460 00:47:01,598 --> 00:47:04,531 My cat has lost. 461 00:47:04,532 --> 00:47:06,428 My cat... 462 00:47:10,336 --> 00:47:12,034 Kitten fresh. 463 00:47:15,394 --> 00:47:17,332 Cloud space! 464 00:47:19,930 --> 00:47:21,503 Cloud... 465 00:47:21,504 --> 00:47:23,400 Cloud... 466 00:47:28,770 --> 00:47:30,772 The fuck? 467 00:47:30,773 --> 00:47:33,271 There! Up there! 468 00:47:34,874 --> 00:47:36,841 Fucking bitch! Fucking shite! 469 00:47:36,842 --> 00:47:38,333 - Get her! - Poxy bitch. 470 00:47:38,334 --> 00:47:39,976 You stupid little cunt! 471 00:47:39,977 --> 00:47:41,440 - How d'you get up? - Get her! 472 00:47:41,441 --> 00:47:42,873 I'm gonna fucking kill you, you stupid cunt! 473 00:47:42,874 --> 00:47:44,207 Get her! Go! Go! Go! 474 00:47:44,208 --> 00:47:45,339 This fucking little bitch! 475 00:47:45,340 --> 00:47:46,439 She's there. She's there! 476 00:47:46,440 --> 00:47:48,603 Where is she? 477 00:47:48,604 --> 00:47:50,080 Point her out to me. 478 00:47:50,081 --> 00:47:51,870 There, you can fucking see her there, you twat. 479 00:47:53,239 --> 00:47:55,215 I want her alive! 480 00:47:55,216 --> 00:47:57,079 Alive! 481 00:47:57,080 --> 00:47:59,081 Come out wherever you are! 482 00:48:01,048 --> 00:48:02,113 Fucking coming for ya. 483 00:48:02,114 --> 00:48:03,210 Fucking show yourself! 484 00:48:03,211 --> 00:48:05,348 Go on! Get up there! 485 00:48:05,349 --> 00:48:06,618 Go on! Take that, you little bitch! 486 00:48:06,619 --> 00:48:07,985 Where is she? 487 00:48:12,213 --> 00:48:13,217 Jimmy! 488 00:48:15,082 --> 00:48:16,086 Put it out! 489 00:48:17,455 --> 00:48:18,581 Sir? 490 00:48:21,581 --> 00:48:24,084 Don't! Here, go on! Get out! Go! 491 00:48:31,222 --> 00:48:32,790 It's a lot of fucking screaming. 492 00:48:36,456 --> 00:48:38,291 I suppose there's always screaming with charity. 493 00:48:43,095 --> 00:48:46,095 That just doesn't sound like normal screaming. 494 00:48:46,096 --> 00:48:48,025 That sound like normal screaming to you, Jimmy? 495 00:48:53,263 --> 00:48:56,032 I mean, what's screaming supposed to sound like? 496 00:48:56,033 --> 00:48:57,593 It's people shittin' themselves, innit? 497 00:49:00,133 --> 00:49:01,891 Hey, don't mind me. I'm overthinking it. 498 00:49:04,402 --> 00:49:05,530 Oh, fuck. 499 00:49:07,535 --> 00:49:08,564 Fuck. 500 00:49:10,802 --> 00:49:11,796 Put him out! 501 00:49:13,438 --> 00:49:15,039 Put him out! 502 00:49:15,040 --> 00:49:18,897 Fire! I'm on fire! I'm on fucking fire! 503 00:49:23,067 --> 00:49:24,074 Please... 504 00:49:45,975 --> 00:49:47,074 Kid! 505 00:49:47,075 --> 00:49:48,273 Catch her! 506 00:49:48,274 --> 00:49:50,115 Bring her to me! 507 00:50:00,047 --> 00:50:01,052 Come on. 508 00:50:31,562 --> 00:50:32,721 Take me with you. 509 00:50:36,463 --> 00:50:37,894 Please. 510 00:50:37,895 --> 00:50:39,559 Please take me with you. 511 00:50:53,634 --> 00:50:54,629 Thank you. 512 00:51:30,008 --> 00:51:31,014 He's dead. 513 00:51:39,143 --> 00:51:40,149 Fuck. 514 00:51:45,882 --> 00:51:46,909 Sir. 515 00:51:52,181 --> 00:51:53,350 You're alone. 516 00:51:58,120 --> 00:51:59,550 - Yes, Sir Jimmy. - I'm confused. 517 00:51:59,551 --> 00:52:01,848 I thought I told you to bring the woman to me. 518 00:52:02,690 --> 00:52:03,825 You... You did... 519 00:52:03,826 --> 00:52:05,349 The woman who crushed Jimmima's skull 520 00:52:05,350 --> 00:52:06,992 with a big fuck-off hook. 521 00:52:09,322 --> 00:52:11,619 Why would you let somebody like that go? 522 00:52:11,620 --> 00:52:13,318 I didn't let her go. 523 00:52:13,319 --> 00:52:14,621 Then where is she? 524 00:52:18,090 --> 00:52:20,161 She tried to escape. 525 00:52:20,162 --> 00:52:23,588 She fought back, and... and I had to kill her. 526 00:52:23,589 --> 00:52:25,629 She fought back, Jimmies. 527 00:52:25,630 --> 00:52:26,624 She fought back. 528 00:52:28,423 --> 00:52:31,823 Jimmy here had no choice. 529 00:52:31,824 --> 00:52:34,825 He was in danger of being overpowered by a... 530 00:52:35,667 --> 00:52:37,100 by a pregnant woman. 531 00:52:41,702 --> 00:52:42,695 How did you kill her? 532 00:52:44,636 --> 00:52:45,701 With an arrow. 533 00:52:45,702 --> 00:52:47,268 Where's her body? 534 00:52:50,938 --> 00:52:52,929 It was dark. 535 00:52:54,434 --> 00:52:56,663 Some... Somewhere in the woods. 536 00:52:56,664 --> 00:52:59,107 Somewhere hard to find, I expect. 537 00:53:00,343 --> 00:53:01,469 Yeah. 538 00:53:01,470 --> 00:53:02,965 Did you not think to cut off her face... 539 00:53:03,840 --> 00:53:05,274 bring that to me? 540 00:53:06,479 --> 00:53:08,705 Or her unborn child? 541 00:53:08,706 --> 00:53:11,341 Anything, really, that showed a bit of fucking initiative. 542 00:53:14,713 --> 00:53:15,975 What are you crying about? 543 00:53:15,976 --> 00:53:17,508 I'm not. 544 00:53:18,645 --> 00:53:19,704 I'm sorry. 545 00:53:19,705 --> 00:53:21,707 Not me you should be apologizing to. 546 00:53:23,144 --> 00:53:25,412 It's Old Nick you've let down. 547 00:53:26,476 --> 00:53:27,976 I wonder, should I call on him? 548 00:53:29,851 --> 00:53:32,080 Ask whether he accepts your apology. 549 00:53:32,081 --> 00:53:35,086 Or requires something more. 550 00:53:35,087 --> 00:53:38,211 Like your gammy fucking face cut off, for example. 551 00:53:38,212 --> 00:53:40,049 No, please. 552 00:53:40,050 --> 00:53:41,482 You should call on him, sir. 553 00:53:43,352 --> 00:53:45,285 And ask if I can be the one to offer charity. 554 00:53:45,286 --> 00:53:47,218 You wish to offer charity, Jimmy? 555 00:53:47,219 --> 00:53:49,557 He as good as killed Jimmima himself. 556 00:53:49,558 --> 00:53:50,781 If he hadn't run away, 557 00:53:50,782 --> 00:53:52,815 we all know he would've been chosen to fight. 558 00:53:52,816 --> 00:53:56,158 He doesn't deserve to be a finger, sir. 559 00:53:56,159 --> 00:53:58,451 Look at him now. The bastard's fucking quivering! 560 00:54:00,285 --> 00:54:01,423 Yeah, I agree. 561 00:54:03,489 --> 00:54:04,984 We should ask Old Nick about young Jimmy. 562 00:54:06,694 --> 00:54:09,458 Yes. We should. 563 00:54:09,459 --> 00:54:10,953 - I'll call on him right now. - No. 564 00:54:13,359 --> 00:54:14,564 No, we should ask him in person. 565 00:54:14,565 --> 00:54:16,031 Wha... What do you mean? 566 00:54:17,561 --> 00:54:20,031 We should ask Old Nick about young Jimmy in person. 567 00:54:20,032 --> 00:54:21,633 Jimmy, Old Nick does not just appear 568 00:54:21,634 --> 00:54:23,197 in person when requested. 569 00:54:23,198 --> 00:54:24,825 No, of course not. But I... 570 00:54:30,699 --> 00:54:31,794 What? 571 00:54:32,734 --> 00:54:33,729 I saw him. 572 00:54:36,570 --> 00:54:37,565 You saw him? 573 00:54:38,870 --> 00:54:39,863 Earlier today. 574 00:54:41,639 --> 00:54:43,330 You saw Old Nick. 575 00:54:43,331 --> 00:54:45,002 With me own eyes. 576 00:54:47,366 --> 00:54:48,371 He had red skin... 577 00:54:49,366 --> 00:54:51,171 and he was aged. 578 00:54:51,172 --> 00:54:52,973 And he had this great building 579 00:54:52,974 --> 00:54:54,670 of human bones behind him. 580 00:54:55,677 --> 00:54:57,378 His palace, I dare say. 581 00:54:58,871 --> 00:55:01,078 And he was cavorting with one of his very own demons. 582 00:55:02,403 --> 00:55:03,904 An Alpha, no less. 583 00:55:03,905 --> 00:55:07,904 An Alpha sat at his master's feet like a fucking lamb. 584 00:55:15,016 --> 00:55:17,006 So should we let Old Nick himself decide? 585 00:56:37,441 --> 00:56:38,707 Emoxin. 586 00:56:38,708 --> 00:56:40,900 Naloxone. Naloxone. Okay. 587 00:56:41,772 --> 00:56:42,999 Naloxone. 588 00:57:02,548 --> 00:57:04,177 Oh, shit. 589 00:57:04,178 --> 00:57:06,578 Day, day, day, daytime. 590 00:57:07,516 --> 00:57:08,513 Samson! 591 00:57:12,243 --> 00:57:13,448 Samson. 592 00:57:21,455 --> 00:57:22,451 Shit. 593 00:57:34,790 --> 00:57:35,884 So is it him? 594 00:57:38,387 --> 00:57:40,017 Is that actually Old Nick? 595 00:57:43,191 --> 00:57:45,018 Is that actually Old Nick? 596 00:57:47,126 --> 00:57:49,789 Is that actually Old Nick? 597 00:58:00,126 --> 00:58:01,133 Is it? 598 00:58:10,064 --> 00:58:11,593 Aye, it is. 599 00:58:11,594 --> 00:58:12,862 - It is? - Yep. 600 00:58:15,139 --> 00:58:18,067 - That is Old Nick. - Holy fucking shit. 601 00:58:18,068 --> 00:58:20,432 Unholy fucking shit. 602 00:58:20,433 --> 00:58:21,773 Nice one, Jimmy. 603 00:58:21,774 --> 00:58:22,940 But did you know 604 00:58:22,941 --> 00:58:24,402 your dad was going to be here, sir? 605 00:58:24,403 --> 00:58:25,739 You were leading us here all along? 606 00:58:25,740 --> 00:58:26,965 Yes, Jimmy, I was. 607 00:58:27,976 --> 00:58:29,469 I mean, I didn't know he was here, 608 00:58:29,470 --> 00:58:31,708 in this, uh... this... this castle. 609 00:58:31,709 --> 00:58:33,707 It's a surprise. 610 00:58:33,708 --> 00:58:34,704 But... 611 00:58:35,611 --> 00:58:37,635 he's got a few... 612 00:58:37,636 --> 00:58:39,374 dotted around his kingdom. 613 00:58:39,375 --> 00:58:41,404 A couple in the Highlands. Very nice. 614 00:58:41,405 --> 00:58:42,838 This one must be new. 615 00:58:42,839 --> 00:58:44,939 Which is why I didn't know about it already. 616 00:58:44,940 --> 00:58:46,473 That looks like it's been here a while. 617 00:58:46,474 --> 00:58:49,279 Aye. It does look pretty old. 618 00:58:49,280 --> 00:58:51,312 New, as in, the last five or ten years, 619 00:58:51,313 --> 00:58:53,545 which is not long in architectural terms. 620 00:58:54,410 --> 00:58:55,413 So we gonna go down there? 621 00:58:56,651 --> 00:58:57,813 Go and meet him? 622 00:58:57,814 --> 00:58:58,810 No! 623 00:59:01,612 --> 00:59:03,614 Not until I've spoken to him first. 624 00:59:05,413 --> 00:59:07,043 He may not want visitors. 625 00:59:08,253 --> 00:59:10,120 One thing I can tell you about Old Nick is 626 00:59:10,121 --> 00:59:12,419 you do not want to catch him on a bad day. 627 00:59:14,623 --> 00:59:16,222 You guys stay put. 628 00:59:17,581 --> 00:59:19,223 I'll square it with him. 629 00:59:20,251 --> 00:59:21,322 Be back soon. 630 01:01:40,426 --> 01:01:41,431 Hello. 631 01:01:51,636 --> 01:01:52,632 Hello. 632 01:02:07,806 --> 01:02:08,802 So... 633 01:02:10,710 --> 01:02:11,704 Are you Old Nick? 634 01:02:12,643 --> 01:02:13,639 Old Nick? 635 01:02:14,578 --> 01:02:15,574 Yes. 636 01:02:17,778 --> 01:02:19,944 Um... Um, no. 637 01:02:19,945 --> 01:02:21,009 You're not Old Nick. 638 01:02:21,010 --> 01:02:22,814 I'm not Old Nick. 639 01:02:22,815 --> 01:02:25,044 I don't know any Old Nick. 640 01:02:25,045 --> 01:02:26,540 Everybody knows Old Nick. 641 01:02:26,541 --> 01:02:28,775 Well, I honestly don't. I... 642 01:02:29,474 --> 01:02:30,680 I'm called Ian. 643 01:02:30,681 --> 01:02:31,677 Ian. 644 01:02:33,814 --> 01:02:34,810 You sure? 645 01:02:35,543 --> 01:02:37,284 Yeah, I'm totally sure. 646 01:02:37,285 --> 01:02:40,778 Because Old Nick is known for being a little tricksy. 647 01:02:40,779 --> 01:02:43,313 - Playing games, so to speak. - Oh, wait. 648 01:02:43,314 --> 01:02:45,319 When you say Old Nick... 649 01:02:46,380 --> 01:02:47,479 you mean Satan? 650 01:02:47,480 --> 01:02:48,780 Of course I fucking do. 651 01:02:48,781 --> 01:02:50,551 So, why would you think that I was... 652 01:02:52,121 --> 01:02:54,355 Oh, you... My skin color and... 653 01:02:55,283 --> 01:02:56,289 the bones. 654 01:02:57,286 --> 01:02:58,823 Well, you can relax. 655 01:02:58,824 --> 01:03:00,455 I'm not Satan. 656 01:03:01,485 --> 01:03:03,390 I am Dr. Ian Kelson. 657 01:03:03,988 --> 01:03:05,851 Doctor? 658 01:03:05,852 --> 01:03:08,123 Who are all these poor fuckers then? 659 01:03:08,124 --> 01:03:09,827 Your patients? 660 01:03:09,828 --> 01:03:11,455 This is an ossuary. 661 01:03:11,456 --> 01:03:13,322 It's a memorial to the dead. 662 01:03:13,323 --> 01:03:14,328 It's like a graveyard. 663 01:03:17,560 --> 01:03:20,059 And your skin is orange because... 664 01:03:20,060 --> 01:03:21,055 It's iodine. 665 01:03:22,128 --> 01:03:23,691 It kills the virus. 666 01:03:23,692 --> 01:03:26,298 - Virus? - That causes infection. 667 01:03:29,193 --> 01:03:30,201 Doctor. 668 01:03:31,163 --> 01:03:32,663 Atheist doctor. 669 01:03:33,502 --> 01:03:34,499 Okay. 670 01:03:37,137 --> 01:03:39,863 So, you believe all this zombie shite 671 01:03:39,864 --> 01:03:42,864 was caused by science and bugs and whatnot. 672 01:03:43,902 --> 01:03:45,001 Rather than? 673 01:03:45,002 --> 01:03:46,534 Uh, Old Nick... 674 01:03:46,535 --> 01:03:49,233 unleashing his wrath upon the world of man. 675 01:03:49,234 --> 01:03:50,471 I see. So... 676 01:03:52,337 --> 01:03:54,169 I'm an atheist, and you're... 677 01:03:54,170 --> 01:03:55,340 you're a Satanist. 678 01:03:57,569 --> 01:03:59,309 Well, there it is. 679 01:04:00,008 --> 01:04:02,375 Mystery solved. 680 01:04:04,638 --> 01:04:06,045 I'll be honest, I didn't know 681 01:04:06,046 --> 01:04:07,712 what the fuck was going on just now. 682 01:04:07,713 --> 01:04:09,377 I'm sweating. 683 01:04:09,378 --> 01:04:11,037 I thought I was about to meet my father. 684 01:04:12,740 --> 01:04:15,613 So, is this all your doing, Ian? 685 01:04:15,614 --> 01:04:16,741 It is. 686 01:04:16,742 --> 01:04:18,914 Got to tell you, I'm a fan of your work. 687 01:04:18,915 --> 01:04:20,481 It's fuckin' knockout. 688 01:04:20,482 --> 01:04:22,416 Thank you. But what was that you said just now? 689 01:04:22,417 --> 01:04:24,547 You believed you were about to meet your father? 690 01:04:24,548 --> 01:04:27,313 Aye. Heart was pounding out my fucking chest. 691 01:04:27,314 --> 01:04:29,585 Because your father is Satan. 692 01:04:29,586 --> 01:04:30,582 Yep. 693 01:04:31,721 --> 01:04:33,715 Old Nick's my old man. 694 01:04:34,984 --> 01:04:35,979 But, uh... 695 01:04:37,821 --> 01:04:39,013 Nah, never mind. 696 01:04:39,921 --> 01:04:41,321 I don't mind talking. 697 01:04:45,218 --> 01:04:46,422 Ah, fuck it. 698 01:04:51,589 --> 01:04:55,227 Just, I don't actually know my father too well. 699 01:04:56,689 --> 01:04:58,524 I mean, he speaks to me often enough, 700 01:04:58,525 --> 01:05:01,986 but I never get to sit with him or see him. 701 01:05:01,987 --> 01:05:04,229 You speak to him, but you don't see him. 702 01:05:05,392 --> 01:05:06,687 Oh, you hear him in your head. 703 01:05:06,688 --> 01:05:08,692 Whole fucking time, Ian. 704 01:05:11,093 --> 01:05:12,089 Mm-hmm. 705 01:05:15,326 --> 01:05:16,332 I'm Jimmy. 706 01:05:16,963 --> 01:05:18,232 Jimmy. 707 01:05:18,233 --> 01:05:20,867 Actually, Sir Lord Jimmy Crystal. 708 01:05:20,868 --> 01:05:22,229 But no, you're good. 709 01:05:22,230 --> 01:05:23,565 Uh, Jimmy's fine. 710 01:05:26,836 --> 01:05:29,732 Let's sit, Ian. 711 01:05:29,733 --> 01:05:31,804 I've got my peeps waiting for me not too far away, 712 01:05:31,805 --> 01:05:33,703 but they can sit tight. 713 01:05:33,704 --> 01:05:34,700 No rush. 714 01:05:35,972 --> 01:05:37,833 Let's just talk a wee while. 715 01:05:39,275 --> 01:05:41,439 This is worse. 716 01:05:42,038 --> 01:05:44,734 Stomach. Neck. 717 01:05:44,735 --> 01:05:47,575 Get the fuck off me. 718 01:05:47,576 --> 01:05:49,043 - Those were... One more time. - Is that going in? 719 01:05:49,044 --> 01:05:50,271 One more time, come on. 720 01:05:50,272 --> 01:05:51,376 Yeah. 721 01:05:52,040 --> 01:05:53,935 Stab. Stab. 722 01:05:53,936 --> 01:05:55,044 That's all you've got? 723 01:05:55,045 --> 01:05:56,144 What? That's what I... 724 01:05:56,145 --> 01:05:57,242 That's all you've got? 725 01:05:57,243 --> 01:05:59,103 - Come on. - Jimmy? 726 01:05:59,104 --> 01:06:01,412 What if it's not really Old Nick down there? 727 01:06:02,011 --> 01:06:03,076 Not Old Nick? 728 01:06:03,077 --> 01:06:04,174 Yeah. 729 01:06:06,078 --> 01:06:07,781 Orange skin. 730 01:06:07,782 --> 01:06:09,414 Palace of bones. 731 01:06:10,674 --> 01:06:12,283 Communing with demons. 732 01:06:13,546 --> 01:06:14,718 Who the fuck else is it gonna be? 733 01:06:14,719 --> 01:06:15,911 Just some old man. 734 01:06:17,712 --> 01:06:20,746 A man we should probably stay away from. 735 01:06:20,747 --> 01:06:22,185 I think we should just leave him alone. 736 01:06:23,350 --> 01:06:25,012 Leave him alone? 737 01:06:27,852 --> 01:06:28,816 No. 738 01:06:31,055 --> 01:06:32,388 That's not how we roll, kid. 739 01:06:33,682 --> 01:06:35,290 And that's not some old man. 740 01:06:39,089 --> 01:06:40,292 That's Old Nick. 741 01:06:45,089 --> 01:06:46,184 And how... 742 01:06:47,288 --> 01:06:48,723 strange... 743 01:06:49,887 --> 01:06:51,922 and glorious it will be to meet him. 744 01:06:57,122 --> 01:06:59,230 Shit, didn't mean to touch a nerve. 745 01:06:59,231 --> 01:07:00,529 Nah, that's all right. That's fine. 746 01:07:00,530 --> 01:07:02,090 - Yeah. - Too fucking easy. 747 01:07:13,702 --> 01:07:14,698 No. 748 01:07:17,904 --> 01:07:19,469 The real question is... 749 01:07:21,566 --> 01:07:23,734 Is Sir Lord Jimmy Crystal his son? 750 01:07:25,632 --> 01:07:27,339 Is he even a real Sir-Lord? 751 01:07:29,533 --> 01:07:30,538 What do you mean? 752 01:07:32,600 --> 01:07:33,800 Do you ever get the sense 753 01:07:33,801 --> 01:07:35,601 that Sir Jimmy is full of shite? 754 01:07:35,602 --> 01:07:37,567 Bone castles in the Highlands? 755 01:07:37,568 --> 01:07:38,736 That's bollocks. 756 01:07:38,737 --> 01:07:41,240 Why's he never mentioned 'em before? 757 01:07:41,241 --> 01:07:42,407 And I seen him when he put 758 01:07:42,408 --> 01:07:44,375 the binoculars up to his eyes... 759 01:07:44,376 --> 01:07:45,472 he'd never seen that sight before 760 01:07:45,473 --> 01:07:46,543 in his fucking life. 761 01:07:55,746 --> 01:07:58,574 I was only eight when it all went out of whack. 762 01:07:58,575 --> 01:08:00,182 But a man of your age 763 01:08:00,183 --> 01:08:02,481 must have a few memories from before. 764 01:08:02,482 --> 01:08:04,383 Oh, less than you'd think. 765 01:08:05,446 --> 01:08:07,576 I remember details. 766 01:08:07,577 --> 01:08:10,549 Events and people. 767 01:08:10,550 --> 01:08:13,485 But what it was actually like, to live with 768 01:08:14,085 --> 01:08:18,255 shops and fridges 769 01:08:18,256 --> 01:08:21,147 and telephones and personal computers... 770 01:08:22,884 --> 01:08:25,214 I have no real memory of that at all. 771 01:08:27,057 --> 01:08:29,388 That said, I do remember 772 01:08:29,389 --> 01:08:31,392 there was a sense of certainty. 773 01:08:33,289 --> 01:08:35,756 The world had an order. 774 01:08:36,619 --> 01:08:38,218 A way about it. 775 01:08:40,263 --> 01:08:43,121 There were dramas and upheavals, inevitably. 776 01:08:44,293 --> 01:08:45,957 But the foundations... 777 01:08:49,459 --> 01:08:51,464 They seemed unshakeable. 778 01:08:54,791 --> 01:08:57,134 I remember church most of all. 779 01:08:57,135 --> 01:08:58,961 But that's 'cause we lived next to it. 780 01:08:58,962 --> 01:09:01,268 And when the demons came, that's where I hid. 781 01:09:01,269 --> 01:09:03,165 You lived in the house next to the church? 782 01:09:03,166 --> 01:09:05,166 Right next to it. 783 01:09:05,167 --> 01:09:06,328 Was it the rectory? 784 01:09:06,329 --> 01:09:07,337 Yeah. 785 01:09:08,533 --> 01:09:10,536 And your father was the vicar. 786 01:09:15,164 --> 01:09:18,336 If my mother and sisters had hid in the church, 787 01:09:18,337 --> 01:09:19,670 they'd have been all right... 788 01:09:21,833 --> 01:09:23,265 but they stayed at home... 789 01:09:24,669 --> 01:09:26,441 and got their heads caved in. 790 01:09:28,603 --> 01:09:30,135 What about your father? 791 01:09:31,442 --> 01:09:33,509 He was leading the infected, Ian. 792 01:09:33,510 --> 01:09:36,673 He was leading the demons on the charge. 793 01:09:36,674 --> 01:09:38,907 A great army, with him at the fore. 794 01:09:41,643 --> 01:09:43,977 Always said, "charity starts at home." 795 01:09:45,777 --> 01:09:47,778 And that was the last time you saw him. 796 01:09:48,650 --> 01:09:49,646 Yeah. 797 01:09:50,478 --> 01:09:52,142 Then I saw you and... 798 01:10:01,053 --> 01:10:03,079 I'm in a bit of bind, Ian. 799 01:10:04,183 --> 01:10:05,179 Why is that? 800 01:10:06,483 --> 01:10:08,279 The others. My peeps. 801 01:10:08,280 --> 01:10:11,113 I told them that you were Old Nick, but you aren't, 802 01:10:11,114 --> 01:10:13,789 and now they're expecting to meet you. 803 01:10:13,790 --> 01:10:14,949 I see. 804 01:10:14,950 --> 01:10:16,951 And you're in a bit of a bind, too. 805 01:10:18,450 --> 01:10:19,655 How so? 806 01:10:19,656 --> 01:10:22,328 Because if you can't help me with my problem, 807 01:10:22,329 --> 01:10:24,292 I'm going to force-feed you your own intestines 808 01:10:24,293 --> 01:10:26,284 until you can no longer breathe. 809 01:10:31,490 --> 01:10:33,125 Yes, that is a bind. 810 01:10:33,126 --> 01:10:34,260 I like you. 811 01:10:34,261 --> 01:10:35,625 - You're easy to talk to. - Mm. 812 01:10:35,626 --> 01:10:37,628 Not sure I've ever liked anyone before. 813 01:10:38,633 --> 01:10:39,693 Thank you. 814 01:10:39,694 --> 01:10:42,130 So, do you think there's an arrangement 815 01:10:42,131 --> 01:10:43,696 to be made here, Ian? 816 01:10:48,161 --> 01:10:51,127 They say the devil's always up for making a deal. 817 01:11:03,336 --> 01:11:05,030 At nightfall tomorrow, 818 01:11:05,031 --> 01:11:07,769 Old Nick will grant us an audience. 819 01:11:09,307 --> 01:11:12,340 But there are rules thee must obey 820 01:11:12,341 --> 01:11:14,502 when in the company of the Dark Lord, 821 01:11:14,503 --> 01:11:15,969 as you must expect. 822 01:11:16,812 --> 01:11:18,606 Nobody may touch him 823 01:11:18,607 --> 01:11:20,873 lest they be struck down by flame 824 01:11:20,874 --> 01:11:23,645 and their souls be delivered to the seventh circle. 825 01:11:23,646 --> 01:11:24,713 Howzat. 826 01:11:24,714 --> 01:11:26,146 Howzat. 827 01:11:26,147 --> 01:11:28,138 And nobody may address him directly. 828 01:11:29,541 --> 01:11:32,112 Only I may speak to him. 829 01:11:32,113 --> 01:11:33,447 His favored son and heir. 830 01:11:36,080 --> 01:11:37,108 Are we crystal? 831 01:11:41,718 --> 01:11:42,818 Howzat. 832 01:11:42,819 --> 01:11:43,813 Howzat. 833 01:11:55,784 --> 01:11:58,389 Memento mori, I told the boy. 834 01:12:01,985 --> 01:12:04,984 I haven't feared my life ending for many years. 835 01:12:06,288 --> 01:12:07,282 I live alone. 836 01:12:09,421 --> 01:12:11,052 My work is complete. 837 01:12:12,387 --> 01:12:13,394 But today... 838 01:12:15,026 --> 01:12:16,553 I did feel fear. 839 01:12:16,554 --> 01:12:18,196 And I thought, 840 01:12:18,197 --> 01:12:21,656 what will happen to Samson if I'm gone? 841 01:12:21,657 --> 01:12:23,197 They're coming back tomorrow. 842 01:12:23,198 --> 01:12:26,189 So I want to try something tonight. 843 01:12:28,661 --> 01:12:30,860 I'd planned for it to be gradual... 844 01:12:32,695 --> 01:12:35,158 but events have conspired, so... 845 01:12:35,902 --> 01:12:38,364 a leap into the unknown. 846 01:12:38,365 --> 01:12:39,992 I've been developing an idea 847 01:12:39,993 --> 01:12:42,194 about the nature of the infection. 848 01:12:43,237 --> 01:12:46,864 We know there is a physical component. 849 01:12:46,865 --> 01:12:50,730 Hemorrhage and uncontrolled cell growth. 850 01:12:50,731 --> 01:12:51,735 And we know there is a... 851 01:12:53,071 --> 01:12:55,666 sensory component, 852 01:12:55,667 --> 01:12:58,667 pain and terrible disquiet, 853 01:12:58,668 --> 01:13:02,074 which the morphine silences. 854 01:13:02,075 --> 01:13:05,438 But what if there is a... 855 01:13:05,439 --> 01:13:07,476 psychiatric component too? 856 01:13:08,571 --> 01:13:10,812 When the infected attack, 857 01:13:10,813 --> 01:13:12,443 what do they see? 858 01:13:12,444 --> 01:13:15,038 What do they think they're attacking? 859 01:13:15,039 --> 01:13:18,040 I've seen them kill children and babies. 860 01:13:19,380 --> 01:13:21,911 A baby gives no reason to hurt it. 861 01:13:21,912 --> 01:13:25,679 So they, you, must be seeing something that isn't there. 862 01:13:26,678 --> 01:13:29,415 Seeing something that isn't there. 863 01:13:29,416 --> 01:13:32,342 A doctor would call that psychosis. 864 01:13:32,343 --> 01:13:35,045 And a doctor would say that psychosis can be treated. 865 01:13:37,382 --> 01:13:39,013 I'm a doctor, Samson. 866 01:13:40,486 --> 01:13:42,619 I'd like to try treating the psychosis. 867 01:13:47,324 --> 01:13:50,555 I'm going to ask you to swallow these tablets. 868 01:15:28,488 --> 01:15:29,915 Where did you think you were going? 869 01:15:29,916 --> 01:15:31,353 No, Jimmy, I was just... I was just... 870 01:15:31,354 --> 01:15:33,417 No. You were trying to nip away. 871 01:15:33,418 --> 01:15:34,748 No. No, Jimmy. Jimmy, no. 872 01:15:34,749 --> 01:15:36,587 Shush. 873 01:15:36,588 --> 01:15:38,286 You know that lad you stabbed in the leg 874 01:15:38,287 --> 01:15:40,023 was my best fuckin' mate! 875 01:15:40,024 --> 01:15:41,356 And you took him away 876 01:15:41,357 --> 01:15:43,883 with your cowardice and dumb luck. 877 01:15:43,884 --> 01:15:45,651 So now, in honor of his passing, 878 01:15:45,652 --> 01:15:47,084 I think it's only fitting 879 01:15:47,085 --> 01:15:50,023 if I slide this blade slowly into your... 880 01:16:09,766 --> 01:16:11,433 Where the fuck did you think you were gonna go? 881 01:16:13,192 --> 01:16:15,100 Anywhere. Anywhere is better than here. 882 01:16:15,101 --> 01:16:16,358 I've been to anywhere. 883 01:16:18,264 --> 01:16:19,359 It's not. 884 01:16:24,864 --> 01:16:26,900 You need to stick with me, kid. 885 01:16:29,907 --> 01:16:30,934 We'll go far. 886 01:16:36,735 --> 01:16:39,432 He was "trying to escape"? 887 01:16:39,433 --> 01:16:41,871 He said he was too scared to meet Old Nick in person. 888 01:16:42,769 --> 01:16:44,202 He couldn't face it. 889 01:16:47,809 --> 01:16:49,907 I tried to talk him out of it, but he wouldn't have it. 890 01:16:51,639 --> 01:16:52,974 He tried to fight me. 891 01:16:55,244 --> 01:16:56,403 I had to kill him. 892 01:16:57,982 --> 01:17:00,042 That's not what happened. 893 01:17:01,807 --> 01:17:03,482 That is what happened. 894 01:17:07,444 --> 01:17:08,451 Sir. 895 01:17:17,719 --> 01:17:20,378 Now, let's see what Old Nick says tonight. 896 01:17:26,782 --> 01:17:28,787 Samson! 897 01:17:34,287 --> 01:17:36,624 Samson! 898 01:17:42,424 --> 01:17:44,253 Did it work, my friend? 899 01:17:45,754 --> 01:17:47,155 Were you lost... 900 01:17:48,095 --> 01:17:49,925 and now are found? 901 01:20:06,371 --> 01:20:07,935 Good afternoon, 902 01:20:07,936 --> 01:20:10,537 and welcome on board this service to Edinburgh. 903 01:20:10,538 --> 01:20:11,803 But you can't stop doing that... 904 01:20:11,804 --> 01:20:13,100 - Our next stop... - ...with her talent. 905 01:20:13,101 --> 01:20:14,208 ...will be Retford. Please remember 906 01:20:14,209 --> 01:20:15,306 to take all your belongings... 907 01:20:15,307 --> 01:20:16,639 I don't think it's hard. 908 01:20:16,640 --> 01:20:18,269 ...with you, and place any rubbish... 909 01:20:18,270 --> 01:20:19,804 - Part of the politics. - ...into the bins provided. 910 01:20:19,805 --> 01:20:22,003 Ticket barriers are in operation, 911 01:20:22,004 --> 01:20:23,873 so please keep your tickets ready. 912 01:20:24,837 --> 01:20:26,105 Ticket, please. 913 01:20:30,243 --> 01:20:31,271 Thank you. 914 01:20:35,641 --> 01:20:36,646 Ticket, please. 915 01:20:39,214 --> 01:20:40,406 Ticket, love? 916 01:20:48,819 --> 01:20:49,815 Ticket! 917 01:20:58,221 --> 01:21:00,621 Uh, I don't have a ticket. 918 01:22:06,570 --> 01:22:08,367 Okay. 919 01:22:09,539 --> 01:22:11,543 Let's turn this up to 11. 920 01:23:15,492 --> 01:23:16,486 Whoa. 921 01:23:18,560 --> 01:23:20,828 He awaits us, Jimmies. 922 01:23:24,031 --> 01:23:25,529 Howzat. 923 01:24:44,052 --> 01:24:45,553 ♪ Woe to you 924 01:24:45,554 --> 01:24:48,889 ♪ O'er Earth and Sea 925 01:24:48,890 --> 01:24:52,416 ♪ For the Devil sends The beast with wrath 926 01:24:52,417 --> 01:24:56,724 ♪ Because he knows The time is short 927 01:24:56,725 --> 01:24:58,560 ♪ Let him Who hath understanding 928 01:24:58,561 --> 01:25:00,954 ♪ Reckon the number Of the beast 929 01:25:00,955 --> 01:25:03,590 ♪ For it is a human number 930 01:25:03,591 --> 01:25:04,897 ♪ Its number 931 01:25:04,898 --> 01:25:08,697 ♪ Is 666 932 01:25:11,861 --> 01:25:13,698 ♪ I left alone 933 01:25:14,958 --> 01:25:16,523 ♪ My mind was blank 934 01:25:17,960 --> 01:25:20,534 ♪ I needed time to think 935 01:25:20,535 --> 01:25:22,800 ♪ To get the memories From my mind 936 01:25:24,302 --> 01:25:25,900 ♪ What did I see? 937 01:25:26,929 --> 01:25:30,063 ♪ Can I believe 938 01:25:30,064 --> 01:25:32,538 ♪ That what I saw that night 939 01:25:32,539 --> 01:25:35,364 ♪ Was real And not just fantasy? 940 01:25:36,130 --> 01:25:38,200 ♪ 'Cause in my dreams 941 01:25:39,207 --> 01:25:42,134 ♪ It's always there 942 01:25:42,135 --> 01:25:45,407 ♪ The evil face That twists my mind 943 01:25:45,408 --> 01:25:48,910 ♪ And brings me to despair 944 01:25:48,911 --> 01:25:50,204 Yeah! 945 01:25:51,802 --> 01:25:53,241 Whoo-hoo! 946 01:25:53,242 --> 01:25:55,777 Yeah! 947 01:26:02,445 --> 01:26:04,039 ♪ Night was black 948 01:26:04,040 --> 01:26:06,073 ♪ Was no use holding back 949 01:26:06,074 --> 01:26:08,645 ♪ 'Cause I just had to see 950 01:26:08,646 --> 01:26:11,974 ♪ Was someone watching me? 951 01:26:11,975 --> 01:26:13,615 ♪ In the mist 952 01:26:13,616 --> 01:26:16,219 ♪ Dark figures Move and twist 953 01:26:16,220 --> 01:26:18,209 ♪ Was all this for real 954 01:26:18,210 --> 01:26:21,415 ♪ Or just some kind of hell? 955 01:26:21,416 --> 01:26:23,551 ♪ 666 956 01:26:23,552 --> 01:26:25,978 ♪ The number of the beast 957 01:26:25,979 --> 01:26:28,717 ♪ Sacrifice 958 01:26:28,718 --> 01:26:30,480 ♪ Is going on tonight 959 01:26:49,163 --> 01:26:50,827 ♪ I'm coming back 960 01:26:52,164 --> 01:26:54,891 ♪ I will return 961 01:26:54,892 --> 01:26:56,064 ♪ And I'll possess your body 962 01:26:57,265 --> 01:27:00,030 ♪ And I'll make you burn 963 01:27:01,430 --> 01:27:02,790 ♪ I have the fire 964 01:27:03,991 --> 01:27:06,095 ♪ I have the force 965 01:27:07,168 --> 01:27:08,357 ♪ I have the power 966 01:27:08,358 --> 01:27:11,591 ♪ To make my evil Take its course 967 01:27:13,564 --> 01:27:15,566 ♪ 666 968 01:27:15,567 --> 01:27:17,593 ♪ The number of the beast 969 01:27:18,270 --> 01:27:20,228 ♪ Sacrifice 970 01:27:20,229 --> 01:27:22,232 ♪ Is going on tonight ♪ 971 01:27:22,906 --> 01:27:24,232 Yes! 972 01:28:23,848 --> 01:28:24,949 Howzat? 973 01:28:27,292 --> 01:28:28,285 Fingers? 974 01:28:33,193 --> 01:28:34,287 Fingers... 975 01:28:35,962 --> 01:28:37,123 approach. 976 01:28:47,690 --> 01:28:48,863 Approach. 977 01:28:49,825 --> 01:28:52,358 Behold, you... 978 01:28:53,533 --> 01:28:58,161 are the fingers of my right hand. 979 01:28:58,162 --> 01:29:01,801 Your dark radiance blackens even sunlight. 980 01:29:02,632 --> 01:29:04,327 Pride moves inside me 981 01:29:04,328 --> 01:29:07,165 like maggots in the corpse of Christ. 982 01:29:09,038 --> 01:29:10,133 Kneel. 983 01:29:12,898 --> 01:29:14,101 Not you, my son. 984 01:29:15,635 --> 01:29:17,300 You must stand. 985 01:29:20,169 --> 01:29:23,506 We are grateful for this audience, Father. 986 01:29:23,507 --> 01:29:25,805 My time is eternal. 987 01:29:25,806 --> 01:29:28,507 But your time with me is short. 988 01:29:28,508 --> 01:29:29,774 We understand, Great One. 989 01:29:29,775 --> 01:29:30,875 We shall not outstay our welcome. 990 01:29:31,773 --> 01:29:33,712 Uh, but before we leave, 991 01:29:33,713 --> 01:29:36,507 do you have any specific instruction for us? 992 01:29:36,508 --> 01:29:37,872 I do. 993 01:29:37,873 --> 01:29:40,242 Please, do tell. 994 01:29:40,243 --> 01:29:43,942 I command you to continue with your infernal mission. 995 01:29:43,943 --> 01:29:47,945 Continue our infernal mission. 996 01:29:47,946 --> 01:29:50,780 Continue skinning and disemboweling 997 01:29:50,781 --> 01:29:52,717 the mewling souls of your kingdom. 998 01:29:53,483 --> 01:29:55,178 Defiling their bodies, 999 01:29:55,179 --> 01:29:57,443 making their agony into sacrament, 1000 01:29:57,444 --> 01:30:01,313 making their screams echo into the skies. 1001 01:30:03,212 --> 01:30:05,545 That is your command, Father? 1002 01:30:08,957 --> 01:30:09,953 Yes. 1003 01:30:11,449 --> 01:30:13,449 And what other commandments do you have? 1004 01:30:16,726 --> 01:30:20,489 That the fingers must always obey you, my son. 1005 01:30:20,490 --> 01:30:23,492 Obey me. Your son. 1006 01:30:23,493 --> 01:30:26,320 Without any question or doubt. 1007 01:30:26,321 --> 01:30:30,222 Submit always and immediately to my will, 1008 01:30:30,223 --> 01:30:34,363 without any trace of pause or insolence. 1009 01:30:34,364 --> 01:30:35,862 Without any fucking backchat. 1010 01:30:40,161 --> 01:30:42,491 And what is your final commandment, my king? 1011 01:30:48,701 --> 01:30:50,559 Father, what is your final commandment? 1012 01:30:53,836 --> 01:30:56,734 You are to grow the number of your fingers. 1013 01:30:56,735 --> 01:30:58,935 Grow the fingers from a fist... 1014 01:31:00,063 --> 01:31:01,833 into two fists. 1015 01:31:01,834 --> 01:31:04,206 And then five! And then 100. 1016 01:31:04,207 --> 01:31:05,430 And then 1,000! 1017 01:31:05,431 --> 01:31:08,706 So that no community in Hell's kingdom 1018 01:31:08,707 --> 01:31:12,137 can be guarded against our charity! 1019 01:31:15,071 --> 01:31:18,502 Father, we hear you, and shall obey. 1020 01:31:19,079 --> 01:31:20,469 Rise, Jimmies. 1021 01:31:23,411 --> 01:31:25,009 We now take our leave. 1022 01:31:35,511 --> 01:31:37,009 Wait. 1023 01:31:37,010 --> 01:31:38,717 - Wait? - Wait. 1024 01:31:49,845 --> 01:31:51,083 Spike? 1025 01:31:57,817 --> 01:31:59,886 I have one more command. 1026 01:31:59,887 --> 01:32:02,180 One more command? Nope. No, Father. 1027 01:32:02,181 --> 01:32:04,350 I don't think so. Uh... 1028 01:32:04,351 --> 01:32:07,524 Continue our work, grow stronger, obey me. 1029 01:32:07,525 --> 01:32:08,754 I'm pretty sure that was it. 1030 01:32:08,755 --> 01:32:11,224 No. There is one more. 1031 01:32:11,225 --> 01:32:13,222 Really? 1032 01:32:13,223 --> 01:32:15,424 And what would that new command be, precisely? 1033 01:32:15,425 --> 01:32:16,827 I require... 1034 01:32:17,657 --> 01:32:19,229 a sacrifice. 1035 01:32:19,230 --> 01:32:21,587 A... A sacrifice? 1036 01:32:22,855 --> 01:32:24,531 Of whom? 1037 01:32:24,532 --> 01:32:28,094 You remember the church, my only son. 1038 01:32:29,692 --> 01:32:31,431 Yes. 1039 01:32:31,432 --> 01:32:33,525 Then you remember Christ. 1040 01:32:34,135 --> 01:32:35,734 God's only son. 1041 01:32:36,400 --> 01:32:37,394 Uh-huh. 1042 01:32:38,325 --> 01:32:40,230 And you know that in order... 1043 01:32:41,203 --> 01:32:42,530 for God's only son 1044 01:32:42,531 --> 01:32:44,164 to ascend 1045 01:32:44,165 --> 01:32:46,836 and take his place by his father's side... 1046 01:32:48,401 --> 01:32:50,033 Christ... 1047 01:32:50,034 --> 01:32:52,596 was first required to be crucified. 1048 01:32:59,002 --> 01:33:01,599 You are my only son, Jimmy. 1049 01:33:02,243 --> 01:33:03,935 Jimmy, Jimmy... 1050 01:33:03,936 --> 01:33:05,534 I am your God. 1051 01:33:07,311 --> 01:33:08,975 I require the same. 1052 01:33:12,040 --> 01:33:14,342 You require me to be crucified? 1053 01:33:14,343 --> 01:33:15,340 Yes. 1054 01:33:16,780 --> 01:33:18,879 And who's gonna bang me onto that cross? 1055 01:33:21,115 --> 01:33:22,546 They are. 1056 01:33:27,545 --> 01:33:29,080 Oh, no. 1057 01:33:30,184 --> 01:33:32,080 You fiend. 1058 01:33:32,081 --> 01:33:34,582 You properly turned the tables around on me. 1059 01:33:34,583 --> 01:33:37,279 Slow down, Jimmy Ink! 1060 01:33:37,280 --> 01:33:39,952 I know you're itching to make your move. 1061 01:33:41,446 --> 01:33:44,350 But before you do, one question. 1062 01:33:44,351 --> 01:33:48,020 D'you really think this gangly old fucker is Satan? 1063 01:33:50,884 --> 01:33:52,417 And if he is... 1064 01:33:54,193 --> 01:33:56,117 could I do this? 1065 01:34:03,120 --> 01:34:05,791 - Ha! - Kelson. 1066 01:34:05,792 --> 01:34:08,688 Kelson. 1067 01:34:08,689 --> 01:34:11,797 I don't understand. What the fuck is going on? 1068 01:34:14,125 --> 01:34:17,263 - Who's the devil? - I am, Jimmy. 1069 01:34:17,264 --> 01:34:18,863 Me. 1070 01:34:18,864 --> 01:34:22,862 Now, commandeer this treacherous cunt. 1071 01:34:22,863 --> 01:34:24,766 - But... - Fucking no "but"! 1072 01:34:24,767 --> 01:34:27,335 Do it! Now! Or I'll break your fucking neck! 1073 01:34:31,294 --> 01:34:32,963 - No! - Jimmy, don't do it. 1074 01:34:32,964 --> 01:34:34,929 No! 1075 01:35:02,277 --> 01:35:03,779 Howzat? 1076 01:35:13,940 --> 01:35:15,009 Kelson... 1077 01:35:16,584 --> 01:35:19,147 - I'm sorry. - It's okay, Spike. 1078 01:35:20,647 --> 01:35:22,244 It's okay. 1079 01:35:22,245 --> 01:35:24,044 Wait, you two know each other? 1080 01:35:24,045 --> 01:35:25,313 Yes. 1081 01:35:27,387 --> 01:35:28,413 You're not Old Nick. 1082 01:35:29,451 --> 01:35:30,815 No. 1083 01:35:30,816 --> 01:35:32,744 Nothing is... 1084 01:35:35,124 --> 01:35:36,317 No one is. 1085 01:35:38,785 --> 01:35:40,417 There's just us. 1086 01:35:52,087 --> 01:35:53,619 You put on a good show. 1087 01:35:57,625 --> 01:35:58,895 Thank you. 1088 01:36:01,423 --> 01:36:02,763 I don't mean to make your night any worse, 1089 01:36:02,764 --> 01:36:05,464 but I don't think you're gonna survive that. 1090 01:36:05,465 --> 01:36:06,623 I know. 1091 01:36:08,264 --> 01:36:10,729 Why didn't you just let well leave? 1092 01:36:10,730 --> 01:36:13,225 We were going. 1093 01:36:13,226 --> 01:36:14,566 You would've been all right. 1094 01:36:14,567 --> 01:36:17,061 Suddenly, I saw it was you 1095 01:36:17,062 --> 01:36:18,967 behind the mask, Spike. 1096 01:36:19,565 --> 01:36:20,561 And I... 1097 01:36:22,505 --> 01:36:25,101 I think you've suffered enough. 1098 01:36:30,306 --> 01:36:31,597 Old Nick or not, 1099 01:36:31,598 --> 01:36:32,730 there's still one last thing I could do for ya. 1100 01:36:35,672 --> 01:36:37,270 Obey that last command. 1101 01:37:01,810 --> 01:37:03,080 Spike, is it? 1102 01:37:06,810 --> 01:37:07,916 Kellie. 1103 01:37:13,445 --> 01:37:15,347 Come on. Let's get the fuck out of here. 1104 01:37:54,293 --> 01:37:57,624 I can't hear his voice anymore. 1105 01:37:58,100 --> 01:37:59,130 Ian. 1106 01:38:02,468 --> 01:38:04,835 Why can't I hear his voice? 1107 01:38:33,972 --> 01:38:36,339 I want my mum. 1108 01:38:47,181 --> 01:38:48,881 Oh, God. 1109 01:38:50,474 --> 01:38:52,707 Over here. 1110 01:39:03,287 --> 01:39:04,446 Kelson. 1111 01:39:08,485 --> 01:39:09,811 Samson. 1112 01:39:14,553 --> 01:39:15,648 Thank you. 1113 01:39:20,358 --> 01:39:22,892 Memento mori. 1114 01:40:09,869 --> 01:40:11,533 Father! 1115 01:40:14,340 --> 01:40:16,007 Father. 1116 01:40:19,135 --> 01:40:21,206 Father? 1117 01:40:23,068 --> 01:40:24,504 Father... 1118 01:40:27,006 --> 01:40:29,670 why have you forsaken me? 1119 01:40:31,007 --> 01:40:33,507 Why have you forsaken me? 1120 01:40:36,544 --> 01:40:37,739 Father. 1121 01:41:28,564 --> 01:41:30,026 In the Second World War, 1122 01:41:30,027 --> 01:41:31,259 instead of bankrupting Germany, 1123 01:41:31,260 --> 01:41:33,828 the world helped it rebuild. Likewise, Japan. 1124 01:41:33,829 --> 01:41:35,556 So within a generation, 1125 01:41:35,557 --> 01:41:37,392 they had recovered into economies 1126 01:41:37,393 --> 01:41:40,230 that outstripped most of their victors. 1127 01:41:41,095 --> 01:41:42,495 And that was fair? 1128 01:41:43,599 --> 01:41:44,901 Sam, think. 1129 01:41:44,902 --> 01:41:48,163 It's better than fair. It's desirable. 1130 01:41:48,164 --> 01:41:49,868 Why help your defeated enemy? 1131 01:41:49,869 --> 01:41:53,000 Because the enforced bankruptcy 1132 01:41:53,001 --> 01:41:55,400 of the enemy after World War I 1133 01:41:56,098 --> 01:41:57,367 was the reason 1134 01:41:58,066 --> 01:41:59,335 for World War II. 1135 01:42:00,671 --> 01:42:02,006 '48, Churchill. 1136 01:42:03,400 --> 01:42:04,937 Uh, "Those who forget history 1137 01:42:04,938 --> 01:42:06,540 "are doomed to repeat it." 1138 01:42:06,541 --> 01:42:08,009 Wait, say again? 1139 01:42:08,010 --> 01:42:09,574 "Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it." 1140 01:42:09,575 --> 01:42:11,240 Yes. Very good. 1141 01:42:14,212 --> 01:42:15,208 So... 1142 01:42:16,670 --> 01:42:19,538 then this becomes a kind of a cornerstone 1143 01:42:19,539 --> 01:42:22,579 of European post-war political philosophy. 1144 01:42:22,580 --> 01:42:24,211 To never forget. To... 1145 01:42:25,243 --> 01:42:28,872 To make it the ideas that go bankrupt. 1146 01:42:28,873 --> 01:42:32,774 Fascism, nationalism, populism, totally dismantled. 1147 01:42:33,549 --> 01:42:34,774 Never to return. 1148 01:42:36,111 --> 01:42:38,050 So how does that apply 1149 01:42:38,051 --> 01:42:40,611 to the economic landscape of post-Soviet Russia? 1150 01:42:42,214 --> 01:42:44,449 Well, Sam, I'm just saying that 1151 01:42:44,450 --> 01:42:47,416 if that were to come up in the exam tomorrow... 1152 01:42:48,413 --> 01:42:49,713 you might get marked higher 1153 01:42:49,714 --> 01:42:51,380 if you use the Weimar Republic as a reference. 1154 01:42:51,381 --> 01:42:53,556 If it comes up in the exam? 1155 01:42:53,557 --> 01:42:55,187 Dad, you're setting the exam. 1156 01:42:56,085 --> 01:42:57,953 I'm saying no more. 1157 01:43:00,953 --> 01:43:01,959 What was that? 1158 01:43:03,018 --> 01:43:04,149 What? 1159 01:43:04,150 --> 01:43:05,190 Listen. 1160 01:43:14,794 --> 01:43:15,922 Remember what to do? 1161 01:43:15,923 --> 01:43:16,963 Yeah. 1162 01:43:24,530 --> 01:43:25,526 There. 1163 01:43:28,767 --> 01:43:30,758 - Oh, shit. - What is it? 1164 01:43:30,759 --> 01:43:33,226 They're chasing someone. Two people. 1165 01:43:33,227 --> 01:43:34,562 Here, here, here. 1166 01:43:37,735 --> 01:43:38,893 Do we help them? 1167 01:43:41,604 --> 01:43:43,301 Dad? Do we help them? 1168 01:43:44,703 --> 01:43:45,769 Of course we do. 1169 01:43:45,770 --> 01:43:47,302 Okay, let's go, let's go.